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"Life knows two miseries; getting what you don't want and not getting what you want."

"This hadn't been my first fall in the night, still just a prelude to the real deal, still a long way to the bottom."

"I lied to myself that it was over. I was still alive, my loved ones were still dead. It wasn't over."

"I didn't deserve to walk away. There are no happy endings."

"A bomb went off in my head. The bullet lodged in my brain moved a fatal, microscopic distance."

"Everything had started out as black and white. Somewhere down the road, the line went blurry. The colors started to run, got smudged and gray. Winterson had been above my suspicion. It felt like a goodbye."

"There was a blind spot in my head, a bullet-shaped hole where the answers should be. Call it denial. I wanted to dig inside my skull and scrape out the pain."

"Kissing her, I think of the cold laws of cause and effect."

"Mona's appearance had triggered a dislocation. Schizophrenia. I felt elation, but with it, fear that all the past evils had come along for the ride."

"Home, sweet home. Something in the night felt like a door had been opened, an echo of the past, an old monster snapping its eyes open in the depths of my brain. Closing your eyes forces you to look at the darkness inside."

"A funhouse is a linear sequence of scares. Take it or leave it is the only choice given. Makes you think about free will: have our choices been made for us because of who we are?"

"Mona had come through here, the dead cleaners is a sign of her passage."

"[Narration, after having seen Mona Sax, whom he thought dead] If you think nothing can get to you, you're lying to yourself. At best you're temporarily dead. A lightning bolt could re-animate you without a warning."

"The past is a gaping hole. You try to run from it, but the more you run, the deeper, more terrible it grows behind you, its edges yawning at your heels. Your only chance is to turn around and face it. But it's like looking down into the grave of your love, or kissing the mouth of a gun, a bullet trembling in its dark nest, ready to blow your head off."

"Throw the rules out the window, odds are you'll go that way too."

"Like all the bad things in my life, it started with the death of a woman. I couldn't save her."

"The genius of the hole: no matter how long you spend climbing out, you can still fall back down in an instant."

"All this time we got the fable of Sleeping Beauty wrong. The prince didn't kiss her to wake her up. No one who slept for a hundred years is likely to wake up. It was the other way round. He kisses her to wake himself up from the nightmare that has brought him there."

"They were after me, it was my fault. You can't run from your past. You'll end up running in circles. Until you fall back down to the same hole you were trying to escape from, only the hole's grown deeper."

"Death is inevitable. Our fear of it makes us play safe, blocks out emotion. It's a losing game. Without passion you are already dead."

"There are no choices. Nothing but a straight line. The illusion comes afterwards, when you ask "why me?" and "what if?". When you look back and see the branches, like a pruned bonsai tree, or forked lightning. If you had done something differently, it wouldn't be you, it would be someone else looking back, asking a different set of questions."

"The trouble with wanting something is the fear of losing it, or never getting it. The thought makes you weak."

"Now, like all my loves, she is mine forever. She has brought me here, to this moment of clarity, where time slows down, and I choose to look back, to see myself. And in that act of seeing, I am reborn."

"As surely as the bullet rips through the victim's flesh, organ and bone, it shatters the image of the man who pulls the trigger."

"The past is a puzzle, like a broken mirror. As you piece it together, you cut yourself, your image keeps shifting. And you change with it. It could destroy you, drive you mad. It could set you free."

"I didn't know what Mona wanted, if it was the same thing that I was after. To kill those who were trying to kill her. The bullet, real or imagined, lodged in her head routing her synapses. Driving her on."

"This is what I see when I look back. These moments, blinding as snow, they kill you, change you. You die and live again, remade."

"I had a bomb ticking in my head. No amount of painkillers would disable it."

""The things that I want", by Max Payne. A smoke. A whiskey. For the sun to shine. I want to sleep to forget. To change the past. My wife and baby girl back. Unlimited ammo and a license to kill. Right then, more than anything, I wanted her."

"There are things in life you cannot choose: how you feel."

"Like always, the dead had all the answers I was missing. It wasn't that they weren't eager to talk; quite the contrary, the dead had plenty to say and once they started, they would never shut up. Their words would keep you awake at night."

"When you're waking up, the world is a blur. What was clear in a dream, suddenly makes no sense. No surreal rescues. No easy, magic way out. But you are awake."

"With no way to deal with the past, I kept my eyes on the road, off the rear-view mirror and the road-kill behind me. I chased lesser mysteries, other people's crimes."

"Einstein was right, time is relative to the observer. When you're looking down the barrel of a gun, time slows down. Your whole life flashes by, heartbreak and scars. Stay with it, and you can live a lifetime in that split second."

"This is love. When someone drags you from the wreckage when you have given in, ready to just lie there and die. This is love. When someone, no matter what the cost, shows you there is hope, a choice, that you can put down your gun. This is love. Love hurts."

"When entertainment turns into a surreal reflection of your life, you're a lucky man if you can laugh at the joke. Luck and I weren't on speaking terms, or maybe the place was just too damn lame to be funny."

"Your past has a way of sneaking up on you. You'll hear broken echoes of it everywhere, like a bad replay. You'll get mad at everyone for reminding you about it, even if it's all in your head."

"You come to, amidst the wreckage of your own making. Do you stay there, eyes squeezed shut, afraid to move, hoping to bleed to death? Or do you crawl out, help your loved ones, make sure the fire doesn't spread, try to fix it?"

"Firing a gun is a binary choice. Either you pull the trigger or you don't."

"The explosion in my apartment had started a fire. The flames couldn't burn away my past. They only made the shadows behind me leap higher."

"In a nightmare, every choice you make is a wrong one. I would wake up at night, afraid that day was a dream I'd forget."

"I am afraid. But I start again from the beginning, trace my own steps to the scene of the crime."

"The gilding on the mask had cracked to reveal the rot underneath."

"The world was getting too small for comfort."

""Cleaners" was a misnomer. They were making a mess of it."

"I felt like I was walking into a trap. I felt guilty, like I was about to get caught."

"Fraternizing with the enemy. I had stepped over the edge. The cartoon moment when the gravity waits for the coyote to realize his mistake before the plunge."

"Mona was still the answer. I caught glimpses of her out of the corner of my eye, felt her presence everywhere I went. I was trying to trace her path, recreate the winding course of the magic bullet in her head. I couldn't find her."

"She was dead. The bullet in her head had come to the end of its slow-motion journey."

"I'd found the sniper's hideout. They'd been spying on me for days, weeks, months even. My every action, observed, recorded, analyzed. The place was the proof every paranoiac dreams of."

"I had tried to run from it, edit it out. Winterson was dead. I was a murderer."

"One thing left to do. I was compelled to give Vlad his gun back. One bullet at a time."

"Home is where your heart is … [Cleaner in distance, speaking to other cleaner: "Simple, not like in the movies where the hero has a chance to disarm the bomb."] Once, it would have been a house in the suburbs … [Cleaner in distance, again speaking to other cleaner: "He opens the door, and BOOM!"] Now, nothing was left of it … [The door is opened by a third cleaner and blows all three up, as well as the apartment] I wasn't happy with the way the cleaners were doing their job."

"Behind the door [7th floor of the apartment building] were the suites. They weren't an improvement on the regular apartments."

"Without Mona's help, I'd be a dead man. Suddenly, for the first time in I don't know how long, I realized, I didn't wish to be dead."

"[Over microphone] Vlad, shut up and stay alive, I'm coming."

"Mona, these guys are packing, close to overkill, hardcore professionals."

"I felt the rise of that old familiar feeling. I hated it. I welcomed it."

"[In a dream, in a cell labeled "paranoid"] Wait, just wait, I can figure this out, I can fix this. I can make it better! Just think. Think!"

"It was all connected. The murder of Senator Gate, the Cleaners, the Inner Circle, Vinnie Gognitti. I had to make Winterson see it."

"Vinnie was about to piss his pants, he'd end up short circuiting the bomb and blowing us both up."

"Winterson would have found a way to do this nice, neat and clean. Logic told me backup should be on its way. Somebody must have heard the gunfire. Logic was such a liar."

"Mona's words on her being a "sitting duck" kept playing in my head. The bomb had misdirection written all over it."

"I couldn't crack her. I had to crack the case."

"Sometimes, something good comes out of it. Something you know you wouldn't deserve in a million years."

"You'd have to be a first-degree fool to fall for a woman who returns from the dead only to put a gun to your face."

"She was beautiful. I hated her for making me feel this way."

"Now that I was with her, I was reluctant to hear her answers."

"Your past is like pieces of a broken mirror. You try to pick them up, but you only end up cutting yourself."

"[Final quote] I had a dream of my wife. She was dead. But it was all right."

"It was almost morning, waking up from the American Dream. We are willing to suffer, to die for the things we care about. For love, for the right choices, Because of her, I had solved the case. My case. All of it. Who I am. Is it worth it? Saying that it never is would be a lie. Sometimes you get lucky. Sometimes, something good comes out of it. Something you know you wouldn't deserve in a million years. Something that gives you a reason to go on."

"[To Max] What are you so afraid of? What do you want from me?"

"[Trying to assist Max, to herself] Sometimes, Mona, you gotta go down to get up."

"You're a bastard, Max."

"[To Vlad, having shot him in the arm] See? You're nothing but a one-armed bandit."

"[Final quote] God, I turned out to be such a damsel in distress."

"[Catchphrase] Have no fear, Vlad is here!"

"[catchphrase] (Name of person(s) he is talking to), dearest of all my friends...!"

"Max! 911! Bad guys with big guns!"

"[Over microphone] Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present Max Payne. New York's Finest, with the biggest mobster bodycount ever. Dearest guests, prepare to die … [Assorted gunfire] Max, I'd love to come and welcome you, but I'm busy dodging bullets and hiding under a desk at the moment."

"[Over microphone] Max? Damn it … aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrgghhhhh!"

"Hypothetically, if the only choice you've got is to do the wrong thing, then it's not really the wrong thing, it's more like fate."

"I hate to do this, but you know how you are, you would never let it go!"

"It's better to reign in Hell than to serve in Heaven."

"No gun when you need one …"

"[About Mona] I know of her. Her reputation as a hired killer. I hear she is a stone fox. I would fuck her."

"[To Max] Besides, a gentleman always avenges the insults done to his lady. You did kill Winterson. [Shoots Max]"

"Of course, we agree to disagree."

"[Alfred Woden's message machine] I am coming to kill you, old man. You really know how to piss me off, you know? Would it have killed you to say "thank you" for once in your life, to say, "Vlad, my son – can I call you my son, because I sure do love you like one. – Vlad, my son, you are a true prodigy, everything you touch turns to gold." Oh, wait, it is going to kill you. I'm done doing your dirty work for you. You should be proud. I have learned all you've taught me. I'm coming to show you."

"You have wrecked my restaurant twice now. You can be so damn uncompromising, fanatical about these things Max. One of these days, it's going to get you killed!"

"What the fuck is wrong with you, Max?! Why don't you just die?! You hate life, you're miserable all the time, afraid to enjoy yourself even a little. Face it, you might as well be dead already. Do yourself a favor, give up!"

"[Last words] Max … dearest of all my friends … I was supposed to be the hero …"

"[Regarding his collection of Captain Baseball Bat Boy merchandise] What? What, I'm a collector! Do you know how much this stuff is worth? I tell ya', fuckin' much! There's nothin' nerdy about it, I'm a collector! Lots of tough guys are into this stuff! Frankie was into this stuff, he was a fuckin' tough guy! Just you wait till I sell my collection online! We'll see who's the nerd when I'm a millionaire!"

"Well, that was fun, in a fucking terrible, sick, not-at-all fun way!"

"Aw, man! Why does this keep happenin' to me? Oh, it was sooo perfect [the Giant-headed Baseball-bat boy costume], now it's ruined! [Max comes through the doorway] Aw, no! No way!"

"[Shooting his Ingram at Vlad] Die, Russian! Fuckin' die already!"

"No no no no no PAYNE WHADDYA DOIN?!! WHADDYA DOIN?!!! Those are priceless collectors items! Payne, whaddaya doin'?! Aww shit! Ohh..."

"The Pink Flamingo: [on TV] .mirrors are more fun than television"

"The Pink Flamingo: [on TV] .she has dyed her hair red"

"The Pink Flamingo: [on TV] .the flesh of fallen angels"

"John Mirra: [on TV, address Unknown] When Mirra killed again, the map of the city changed. Like a shifting glacier, a new crack appeared with every gunshot. I had abandoned all conventional methods of navigation. I was following the bloody signs he kept leaving me. And he was watching me do it."

"John Mirra: [on TV, address Unknown] Wherever I went, the pay phones started to ring. Finally, I collected enough courage to answer one."

"Dick Justice: [on TV] The rain was comin' down like all the angels in heaven decided to take a piss at the same time. When you're in a situation like mine, you can only think in metaphors."

"Mafia Thug: [fighting Cleaners] Motherfuckers! You think you can come in here, you think you can? Eh? Eh?! You think! You think wrong, motherfuckers! You think wrong!"

"Jim Bravura: They [the cleaners] hit your home? It's like a friggin' Kindergarten out there! What next? A kid with a bag full of guns and a head full of videogames turns the house into a shooting gallery. Breaks my heart."

"Jim Bravura: [after being shot by a cleaner] Bullshit!"

"Mike the Cowboy: Of course he's not dead yet, the sheriff only dies in the end. Well, Payne, I'm here, in the boss' office. Come on. I'm waiting. Let's finish this. What's taking you so long, sheriff? Scared?"

"[to Kai Lan the Serpent, suggesting that Black Whirlwind fight him in his or her stead] There have been other substitutions. Mine won't be the first."

"[to Sun Li]: You were a great teacher. It is a shame that your skill was wasted on evil ambition."

"[to Captain Sen, before Aishi the Mournful Blade kills him] If I help you, you'll only tell the others what I've done. I have to let you go."

"[CF player about Gao the Lesser] Empty threats. Let him argue with the worms."

"[going CF] I should... I should fight more. I should spit more. I should slap the princess in her smirking face, and I should... I should...I should look at you without fear of what might happen, because if I grow to need you and if you *leave*, ancestors help me, you will regret it."

"Sometimes all you will learn in defeat is that you have been defeated."

"Your abilities have grown immensely. But it also does my heart good to see that you remember the basics of what I taught... even the flaws!"

"[on Death's Hand]: You know who he is, but what he is defies you, defies your skill. He is more than Sun Kin ever was."

"[last words] You surprise me yet again. I'm a better teacher... than I thought..."

"[At the end of the credits] Once, when you were a child, you fell from a great height and cut your head clean off. I told you to walk it off, because, the cut was clean. And then you could punch a mountain... from space!"

"Oh dear. This will be unpleasant for someone."

"I have little use for morals, but honor?"

"It would be a great inconvenience if we were all suddenly slaughtered."

"Your best is not always enough. That's why it is used as a comforter after failure. "You tried your best, but death consumed the nation anyway. Sorry.""

"[last words] I wasn't looking for victory... just a few seconds..."

"I have moved with you, hidden, trying to keep focus. I give you all that I am, all that I was. Restore what has been corrupted."

"My fill? I have been sated from battle, but never filled!"

"If there is no wine, there should be fighting!"

"[When the Whirlwind is killing Lotus Assassins atop the Temple of Dirge, a voice sounds every 20 kills, possibly that of a god... or just in his own head]"

"Hahaha! Come to my axes! All of you!"

"That racket is distracting me from the cries of my enemies. Sky better have a good reason for ringing that bell."

"[upon entering the Lotus Assassin's fortress] These Lotus Assassins really aren't all that tough; they're just trained well. I've seen men a lot tougher than this run scared from a fight, but not these guys. They're like well-trained dogs, and just as dangerous... though they smell slightly better, and I'm willing to bet they wouldn't taste as good over a plate of rice. Damn it, now I'm getting hungry... and thirsty. Let's get this finished so I can get something to drink."

"So we serve Gang until we find the information we need? I'd rather fight the golem army. That would draw out their leaders, whether Death's Hand or the Emperor."

"[to the Overzealous Lotus Acolytes] You look to be worth about a silver and a half. What do we need to prove to you?"

"[Acolyte threatens] A foolish, foolish mistake. You have no idea."

"[reaction to Master Gang] He thinks it's too tough, but impossible odds make the best fights."

"[after Master Gang uses the word "machinations"] He thinks we will die. That means there will be fighting. I like him."

"[Inside the Imperial Palace]I always figured if I saw the Emperor it would be for my own execution. 'Course, the day's still young."

"[after Master Gang uses the word "machinations"] He uses big words, but he seems small. He lets others fight for him."

"The Guardian says for me to be cheerful, and to not repeat what he says all the... oh."

"[to the overzealous Lotus Acolytes] Bullies will meet the Guardian... or worse."

"I think Mister Gang is a jerk."

"What do you want? I owe you a great deal for freeing me. This body should serve well... as long as it lasts. Your mortal fates are such interesting things. Such amusing toys. But if you get what you seek here, and your ambition is realized... remember a faithful servant. Ha! And if you fail... well, then I'll have your soul to toy with, anyway, as with this girl."

"[at the sight of the cut open Water Dragon] I marvel at the mind that came up with this. To cast his gaze so far above his station to his own makers is... admirable."

"The time has come, mortal! I won't share this body any longer. I'll destroy you, Chai Ka, and this girl if I have to!"

"[battle with Chai Ka inside Wild Flower's mind] Grr... he presumes to trap us, too. He is too strong to fight alone, but you can use the strength of your followers. What else are they good for?"

"[If the player sides with Chai Ka] You think your treachery will kill me, mortal?! As long as the corruption exists in this world, I will endure. Now die, along with this stupid girl!"

"[pre Dirge battle]I don't like these odds, but death is not as final for me as it is for you, so what do I care?"

"I am Kang the Mad. I make things explode, and I make things fly, and I'm very good at both. The things I fly tend to survive. The things I explode... not so much."

"You handled the guards well, with your punching and kicking. I was going to make more of an explody thing, but the kicking worked well, too."

"Next time I hide something, I'm packing explosives around it. Explosives shaped like silver bananas! Stops thieves, monkeys and monkey thieves in one fell swoop."

"The things I fly tend to survive. The things I explode...not so much."

"If you stage a combat related accident for Gao, like say, falling down a flight of punches, I'll replace the inductors on the Dragonfly and we can fly away!"

"You are sure to profit from this partnership. In fact, I've never accidentally exploded anyone traveling *with* me, so that alone is a benefit of my presence."

"Interruptions... who designed that Dragonfly... build something to make his sandals explode..."

"Well, it's much like the dilemma of the centipede. If he relaxes and lets things happen, he can walk naturally all day long, his hundred legs not missing a step. But, if he thinks too hard about the complexity of what he's doing, those legs might crash into the teahouse and kill everyone. A valuable lesson."

"That was astonishing! I haven't seen such martial skills in an eatery since the last time I added ginger to my wife's hot and sour soup!"

"It would seem we have our work cut out for us. But as my darling wife likes to say, when things are tough... quit your whining and get to work."

"As I mentioned, I am but a simple bun master, with a dear wife who has turned my life into a miserable cesspool devoid of humor and excitement. Bless her soul."

"Life is not all bad though. I may have lost all my dignity and self-respect, along with my ability to fight or even make a tight fist, but I am a bun master of some renown."

"You’re beginning to sound like my wife. Where were you last night? Why were you talking to that woman? Why do you smell like a goat? Always with the questions!"

"I still can't believe it's that easy to become a Lotus Assassin. If I had known sooner I would have joined their ranks as soon as possible. It would be brutal work, with little reward, and there's a good chance I'd die a hideous, painful death, but it couldn't *all* be better than married life... could it?"

"[on being bound to the character] While my duties don't seem to have changed much, I find this form of servitude even more degrading than the kind my gentle wife imposes."

"[upon entering the Lotus Assassin fortress]I've seen many things in my life that scare me, many of them with you, I might add. This place terrifies me. My knees are shaking so badly I'm going to have bruises. These Assassins are very well trained. They obey without question, pay no heed to their pain or their needs, and they work tirelessly for their masters, with little reward. Come to think of it, they live a life much like mine. But then, they don't have to share a bed with my wife."

"Notice the painted face? This one only pretends at beauty."

"[upon entering the Lotus Assassin fortress] I hate the assassins. Can't they see the strings that pull at them? They are unquestioning, and even believe they do my father's bidding by following Death's Hand"

"[upon entering the Lotus Assassins fortress] I never expected to see the inside of this place, and, frankly, I wish I hadn't."

"You are meant to learn, but not too much. To see, but not too clearly. To succeed, but not completely."

"If you fail in your destiny, your true enemy falls with you. And if he falls, so do we all. You must win, but in doing so, you will lose."

"[when the player has learned her true identity] Names are fleeting, given so you kind can point and say "That is mine." All words... names, history, dreams... they die on your lips."

"[when guiding you through the underworld] I am the Water Dragon, Guardian of the underworld and shephard of the dead."

"I believed the words of my brother, thinking him wise beyond my understanding. Had I known what would happen, I would have fought to stop them both."

"[when player decides to use Water Dragon's power for to rule the Empire] This is where it begins. A question of the similar intent was the start of all our grief."

"To make things better... that was our wish. We failed."

"Gate Guard: [regaining consciousness] Ugh... my head feels like a war drum, and the battle did not go in the Empire's favor."

"Minister of Culture's Servant: [to the player] Your physique seems exceptional. Clearly you are a peasant- a noble could afford sloth."

"Lucky Cho: You should have won that fight, Zheng, but you suddenly developed that blind spot, didn't you! Did the glint of silver get in your eye?"

"Minister Sheng: Woe to Minister Sheng, that his only ally is an uneducated simpleton!"

"Student Lin: You could just be pouring honey in my ears, but that's not half as fun as other places it could go."

"Student Lin: [to male player] "Am I interested in you defeating me again, like you so often do? Oooh, of course I am! Imagine the gossip if we keep "studying together.""

"Gao the Lesser: So you are at their beck and call? A service animal for those too weak to protect themselves. That is an endless, foolish road. There are always victims, always weaklings. You could live a thousand lives, and still someone would be begging for your help."

"Yaoru: [upon being called a pompous ass by the player] Your jibes can nary prick the armor of my pride; they are blunted barbs forged by the sputtering flames of your lesser intellect."

"Rat Demon: [interrupted while searching the ruins of Old Tien's Landing] Ssss! Why you have to be here? Now me have to fight!"

"Cook Teh: "Oh, again you are here. What is it now? Maybe you need directions? I have a few for you, that's for sure.""

"Dishwasher Wong: "Don't trust him. His directions usually start out friendly but end up with a spatula in someone's nose. Why would anyone want to know how to do that?""

"Cook Teh: "Thank you, Mister Wong. Thank you for over-explaining the intricacies of my wit. Implied threats are ever so much more effective when they are no longer implied!""

"Cook Teh: "What is this, the third time you've bothered me? Go tell the customers in the teahouse their food will be late because of someone's nosy tour.""

"Dishwasher Wong: "He doesn't really mean that. I mean, if everyone showed up in town, sure, there would be some delay, but most people eat at home, you know?""

"Cook Teh: "Mister Wong... you are an imbecile.""

"Cook Teh: "Do thugs like you think you can just walk back here for food anytime? If I wanted *human* interaction, I'd have a kiosk in the square! Or maybe a trough.""

"Dishwasher Wong: "Why a trough? We don't feed the animals, Mister Teh. That's handled by the farmers.""

"Cook Teh: "Step back, Mister Wong. You just... step back.""

"Cook Teh: "You again? I really don't have time for you. How about you come back in a week. Maybe a season would be good.""

"Dishwasher Wong: "We can talk while we cut the vegetables, Mister Teh. We can make time if they need something.""

"Cook Teh: "Mister Wong... I hate you.""

"Cook Teh: "Oh, more interruptions. Look, I don't have any work, I don't need anything fetched, and I don't have any lost relatives for you to rescue!""

"Dishwasher Wong: "You said your nephew was lost. You don't want help finding him?""

"Cook Teh: Lost cause, Mister Wong, I said he was a lost cause. The boy was spoiled by my sister and.... Why am I telling you this? Just... go away."

"Spirit Monk: "You can come... but I'll be watching you!""

"Sky: "I assure you, I will be as devoted and capable as any of your other companions.""

"Kang: "Ha! If I could harness all that hot air, I could make a furnace to power the whole of the Imperial City! If you're done with all the talking, I have to go make the Dragonfly ready for some flying.""

"Shipeng: "Yes, yes, and yes! Ha ha! My skill and suavity as a merchant triumphs once more. Master Jiang will be pleased!""

"Dawn Star's response: "What an odd little man. It is as if a rat and a monkey mated." [laughs]"

"Sagacious Zu's response: "You know, there are several diseases that will result in a person appearing mad. They usually result from inbreeding or lack of cleanliness.""

"The Black Whirlwind's response: "This little man makes my eyeballs itch. I may have to kill him.""

"Sky's response: "This fellow may have taken a few too many blows to the head.""

"Wild Flower/Chai Ka's response: Mortals can be so strange at times...""

"The Black Whirlwind: "Well, you and me and Little Miss Magenta here. Maybe she can distract our foes, flash a little leg.""

"Dawn Star: "Would you like to see the damage these legs can inflict firsthand?""

"The Black Whirlwind: "Hmm. Feisty! I like that."

"The Black Whirlwind: "Whoa... almost didn't see the little guy. Is he with you, too?""

"Henpecked Hou: "Yes, I am, you great behemoth. Looks like I'm going to need a lot more supplies if I'm supposed to keep you fed.""

"Dawn Star - You've led Dawn Star down to aid Kang at the bridge, and while she's certainly competent, you'd feel bad letting one of the peasants die on your watch."

"Keep the Farm Girl Safe - While she has been through a lot, you're certain Dawn Star still can't take care of herself."

"Defend Dirge from Sun Li’s Troops – Golems, assassins… whatever. If it’s foolish enough to get close, you’re foolish enough to kill it. The courtyard seems clear enough, but you never know what sort of delicious and intoxicating goodies might be stored around the place. They’re monks after all..."

"Make Your Way Into the Temple – Your victory has bought you a moment of time to look around the temple courtyard, if you wish. When the bun master’s whining gets too shrill, you should make your way to the temple to make sure everything’s fine."

"Daily Reminder – Since I keep forgetting where I put everything the night before, I’m writing this checklist to myself... to help me get through mornings."

"One Chance – For years you have been enslaved to the power of the Water Dragon, but now a flicker of hope exists to break free of enslavement as Death’s Hand. You may be the youngest brother, but you were always a match for your siblings in battle."

"Fight for Your Freedom – You have a chance to break free with the help of the last Spirit Monk. Fight for it!"

"I think making Jade Empire a 360 launch title would have been massive. That's a really specific example, but we made a choice, and there are a lot of factors that go into these choices and you can't revisit them. But it's interesting, because it reminds me of what's going on right now with analysts saying that game sales are down because people are waiting for new consoles, and we released Jade Empire into that kind of window. In retrospect, it would've been great to put off a bit and polish the game a bit more."

"The original game had all the trappings of franchise material with engrossing characters, magnificent settings, and a unique take on martial arts-fueled RPG combat. But until hard evidence of a sequel's existence materializes, we’ll continue yearning for BioWare's one-off hit to attain franchise status"

"OK, Sosa. You wanna play games? OK, I play with you. You wanna play rough?! Say hello to my little friend!"

"Wanna play with me?"

"Shit! Oh, shit, Manny. I need you, hermano. You asshole, Antonio! You're an asshole, you know why? You don't listen, pendejo, not even to yourself. You fucked up, you fucked up good, because you caused this... this everything. What happened? What the fuck happened? Oh, Antonio, man, why didn't you fucking listen? Hey, Sosa, you think you can take me?! No one! No one takes Tony Montana down but me! You hear me, Sosa, you cocksucker?! No one but me! You did me a favor, you shit. Got rid of my baggage, made me lean like before. OK, what you gotta do to make it right, to get everything back? Sosa! That prick gotta die! I'm going to bring a war against that fuck! Anyone who try to work for him, fuck them all!"

"Gotta talk to Sheffield. Set things straight and find out what he knows."

"You fucking blind, man? Coño!"

"Is this it? Is this what it's all about? Killing, driving, dealing, swearing? Then what? You're fifty. You got a bag for a belly. You got tits, you need a bra; they got hair on 'em. You got a liver, it's got spots on it, and you're looking like these rich fucking mummies."

"Fucking prick. You fuck with me, you die, OK?"

"OK, you like that? Come on! Die, motherfucker! You fuck with me, you're fucking with the best! Have a nice trip, Sosa. You stupid fuck!"

"You see, I knew there wasn't a shortage of platters."

"You want a job, man?"

"Look at this bullshit. Who deserves to be on TV? Me! That's who. Who should be on every fucking magazine covers? Me! Fan mail? Me!"

"OK, how about stupid fuck? How do you like that? [laughs] Just kidding, Manny. The world is yours, chico, and everything in it. So say goodnight to the bad guy."

"Narrator: What happens when the world is yours and then you lose it?"

"Edgar Diaz: Holy shit!"

"Nacho Contreras: What the fuck is this? Montana?! You're supposed to be dead! Sosa fucking killed you! Get that fucking Cuban piece of shit out of my boat!"

"Alejandro Sosa: This is how I do business."

"Alejandro Sosa: Your friend, Manny, cannot help you, Montana!"

"Metal Gear Solid sold well throughout the world; it was a great success. When I heard about the hardware for the PlayStation 2, I wanted to try something new. Up to that point, all cutscenes had focused more on details like facial expressions, but I wanted to pay more attention to the surroundings, to see how much I could change them in real-time. Current games like Call of Duty have followed this trend of making your surroundings more realistic."

"[Referring to his own men] Nobody dies today!"

"You really get to know a man if you get to watch him die, that moment right before he realizes it's over, that moment his face reflects every decision he's ever made, what kind of life he led... and if he regrets it."

"[narrating] On the plane, before we jumped, I came to the conclusion that I would have to swallow my fear, take charge and lead these men. But it seems that fate has a dark sense of humor, I'm a man with hell standing between me and my men... No matter, not even hell will stop me."

"How can a man stay focused on life when all he sees is death? I can't get it out of my head that sending Allan and Garnett with Leggett got them killed, If they've just been with me... Fuck! If they've just been with me, maybe they'd still be alive maybe I could have saved them!... Maybe."

"[narrating] My dad said something to me after the divorce he said that every soldiers has two families. Those you raise and those you raise hell with. I've spent eight days here, eight days commanding a squad I wasn't ready to led, eight days watching my men my family kill and be killed, eight days wishing it would stop."

"When it was my turn to talk I just froze. I realized that nothing in my life before really meant anything... until now."

"We all jump together, we all come home together!"

"I never asked to be squad leader, but I had no choice. Now I've got thirteen soldiers under my command. Thirteen men depending on me to make the right decisions and not get them killed. Thirteen families relying on me to bring their husbands and sons home. Thirteen. Thirteen is not a lucky number."

"[narrating] I remember the first time I saw Legget. It was in the breakfast tent. He was cutting a hard boiled egg into small pieces with a knife, like ham. It occurred to me that I never, in my 22 years of existence, seen a man cut an egg into slices like that!"

"I was wondering what would break first — your spirit…or your body."

"The shadows betray you because they belong to me."

"I'm fine. I eat punks like these for breakfast."

"I'm Batman."

"I am Vengeance!"

"You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain"

"This old man looks like he's gonna pee himself. Someone bring me a bucket."

"THAT is childhood trauma right there."

"My heart scares you, and a gun doesn’t?"

""Stand back, fool! I've got a bomb...Oh, right. Heh, heh, heh..." [Remembered why Batman captured him]"

"Hey, Sharpie! Love what you've done with the place! [Warden Quincy Sharp]"

"Yo, Frank-ay. How's the wife and kids. Ya miss me? [Frank Boles]"

"Really, I don't mind walking! [Taken by Arkham Guards]"

"Not so tight, boys. You'll crease the suit. [Strapped to a gurney]"

"Sharpie loves his cameras. Hey, Sharpie! You getting my good side? But heck, they're all good, aren't they?"

"Look at all this new security. How's a guy supposed to break out of here?"

"Oh, it's always nice to return to my sweet little hausenda!"

"Y'know what? I preferred the good ol' cavity search. Much more personal."

"Ooo, whatcha sneak in with you, Bats? C'mon. Tell me, tell me! Batarangs? Batclaws? Ooo, Bat snacks?"

"There'll be time enough for you later, Cash. Speaking of time, tick, tock, tick, tock. Is that a crocodile I hear? [Aaron Cash]"

"'What's up, doc? Pencil me in for tomorrow at four. We've got a lot of catching up to do. [Dr. Penelope Young]"

"Oh, it's my favorite show. "I'm Warden Idiot." "You'll never escape. "[Pulls funny face while speaking and laughs]"

"I'm telling you, the state of the wiring in these federal facilities is shocking. My boys over there could have been hurt in that unfortunate fire. [Blackgate Prison]"

"Boo! [Laugh]"

"Need to take my temperature? I'd be happy to drop my pants."

"Can you smell the excitement in the air? No? Huh. Must have been one of the guards then. Croc old boy, is that you? [Killer Croc]"

"That reminds me. I really need to get me some new shoes. [After encountering Killer Croc]"

"Whee! Great night for a party!"

"Ha ha! The night is young, Bats. I still have a trick or two up my sleeve. I mean, don't you think it's a little bit funny how a fire at Blackgate caused hundreds of my crew to be moved here?"

"Oh, Frankie! You really should learn to keep that fat mouth of yours shut. It'll get you into trouble!"

"Oh, nothing much. Hundreds dying in pain and fear. All their meaningless lives brought to a horrifying conclusion. All thanks to you and a book of matches. Was that the answer you wanted?"

"Tell me something, Harleen. Have YOU ever had a really bad day?" [Dr. Harleen Quinzel]"

"Welcome to the madhouse, Batman! I set a trap, and you sprang it gloriously!"

"Knock me off, I dare you! End this, pull the plug, stop me once and for all."

"You're getting too predictable, Bats! Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but I've got a party to organize. I've got guests flying in from all over Arkham. You'll see."

"Having a little trouble up there?"

"You were expecting maybe Two-Face?"

"Silly Bat! I don't want to escape. I'm having way too much fun. I even have you here to keep a smile on my face."

"Oh, I forgot to say. Just in case you were planning on following me, I've arranged a little insurance. Gordon is on his way to Harley as we speak."

"If I see you trying to follow me, he dies. Harley's looking forward to it. Maybe I'll film it and post it on the internet."

"I'm sorry. I've looked everywhere, but I can only find his head! I'll get back to you when I find the rest of him."

"Hey, Bats. I know you can hear me. I've got a little something for you to listen to. Harley and Frank are nearly out of the building with the old man. How are they going to get past all those guards? Let's have a listen, shall we?"

"Stop flirting with the hired help, Harley."

"Did you hear that, Bats? Sounds like Frankie is working out just fine! Another valuable employee for the organization."

"Good. Our friendly neighborhood rodent is on his way. You need to set a trap. He must not leave this building. Do you understand me?"

"I hope you keep your promises, boy. I'd hate to go and punish your family just to teach you a lesson. I can promise you they won't be laughing."

"Just do it! And have fun, I know I will."

"Oh, look who it is! Are your pointy ears burning?"

"I suppose I'd better tell my boys you're on the way. Hey, maybe I won't...It'll be a nice surprise!"

"Joker here with a quick update on what's new in the asylum."

"Some idiot is running around the asylum dressed like a bat. I know. Crazy! Stop him before he gets someone hurt. Really. It's for his own good."

"Do you really think it was going to be that easy, Bats? I've sent a few more of my boys your way. Let's see how you deal with these odds!"

"I like you boys. What you lack in brains, you make up in heart. Oh, and speaking of heart… bring me Batman's."

"Oh, boo! You win again, Bats. Well, savor it. I'll get you next time."

"Greetings, Gotham. This is the voice of your new master. Oh, hang on...I've skipped a bit!"

"Joker here! I'm in control of Arkham Island and you can all consider it out of bounds. If I see any lawmen, vigilantes or do-gooders in tights coming this way, I'll start detonating random bombs around the city."

"What'll it be? A kindergarten? A hospital? A billionaire's mansion? Oooh, choices, choices, choices."

"Hmm. Harley tells me that the Batman's car is still parked just outside of the Intensive Treatment building. Now, we can't just have him up and leave us, can we?"

"Every thug, villain, murderer, and kindergarten teacher that isn't carrying out party orders should head there now and smash it to pieces."

"The entire island will soon be under my control. That's right, boys and girls. Mine. Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine. Just wait till you see my plans for this place. It's going to be glorious."

"I just want everyone to know that I really appreciate all the hard work. You know, watching you guys is like a night in, watching my favorite movie. What was the name of that movie again? Oh, yes. Attack of the *stupid bumbling idiots who can't find an even bigger idiot running around dressed like a bat. Now get to it. I'm getting bored."

"Joker here! Let me remind all new residents of Joker Asylum that they are expected to follow 1 simple rule. Punishment for not following this rule is death. No ifs, ands or buts. You know what the best thing is *about the rule? It's a secret."

"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. I'm getting troubling reports of a bat infestation in Joker Asylum. Let me remind everyone that it is their civic duty to exterminate this vermin. We can't have it making its way back to the mainland."

"I'm just sitting here watching cartoons. If any of you Blackgate rejects is bored, come over and see me. Don't look up when you open the door. It'll spoil the surprise and my experiment."

"I'm having a great time. You guys just make it look too easy, like you're not even trying. Which is not what I pay you to do. Find everyone. Now."

"Anyone seen the big bad Bat? I warn you. He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot."

"Hello, I'm Warden Idiot. Here at Idiot Asylum, there's only rule. You'll never leave us!"

"Joker here. Remember. I'm watching all of you. Wherever you are. Even you. Yes, you!"

"Sorry, Has-Bane. The good doctor won't be a problem much longer. How do you like my puppet? What say we cut him down?"

"Oh, you little minx, I could never stay mad at you."

"I want all the doctors rounded up. Search every inch of the Medical building!"

"I mean it. Search every room, every office, and every trash can!"

"If another doctor tries to get out of the building, then you won't! I'll just flood the rooms with Happy Gas and leave you to die! Hell, I may do that anyway, sounds fun."

"Too easy! Oh, think about it, I've got you trapped in a little metal box, hanging precariously over a deadly drop, what say i just blow the emergency brakes AND DROP YOU LIKE A SACK OF PUPPIES?"

"Tell me, Bats. What are you really scared of? Failing to save this cesspool of a city? Not finding the Commissioner in time? Me, in a thong?"

"I've been waiting for you, listening to Zsasz make the good doctor scream while you played around in Scarecrow's world."

"How was it this time? Learn anything about yourself? Oh, tell me. Pull up a seat! Talk to me! I'm all ears."

"Actually, that reminds me. I could've sworn I heard Zsasz cutting her ears off. Certainly sounded like it. [Dr. Young]"

"Zsasz.... What are you talking about? Just kill her. She's useless to me now. [Dr. Young]"

"Oh, you're not scared of a little bat, are you, Slicey? [Victor Zsasz]"

"Yeah, stay back, Batman! You don't want more blood on your hands, do you? [Dr. Young]"

"That's the spirit! Now stick it to her! [Dr. Young]"

"Good evening, residents of Joker Asylum. Some of our... crazier guests have crashed the party early. And when I say crazy, I mean real psycho."

"Word of warning: If anyone sees a dribbling fool barking at the moon or maybe just purring like a kitten, do your civic duty. Walk up to them. Put your arm around them. Show them that you care. Before you wring their necks. [Laugh]"

"I've waited a long time for this, Bats. Let's start the party. With a bang! [Shoots Batman in the face with his gun]"

"Oh God... does she EVER stop going on about those plants of hers."

"Will you really? Well, that's gratitude, isn't it. Women! You give 'em presents, experimental chemicals, and nice costumes and they still turn on you."

"Well, good luck to you toots. I've got an army, a city-sized dose of Titan, and a bag of weed killer."

"Come and find me when you're done with Bat-brain. It'll be fun! You can bring the wine, I'll make the salad."

"Are you excited Bats? I mean, we've been building up to this point all night."

"Don't tell me you've not been looking forward to it. I know I have."

"SURPRISE! Everyone always said I should be in television."

"10,9,8,7654,3,2,1!" [bomb detonates]"

"You had to spoil everything, didn't you? Beating up Bane, feeding Scarecrow to Croc, slapping around Harley… MY hobby by the way, and ruining all my lovely venom plants."

"Ooh, here we go! We're going to have some fun now, kiddies! You're trying to resist the change! That's not fair! Come on! Give in! So, you wanna play hardball, Bats? Do ya? Your call! Tickle, tickle! Ow! You're ruining my big night! All those months of planning down the crapper! I just wanted to bring down your grim facade, and for once let you see the world as I see it, giggling in a corner and bleeding! But you've denied me even that! I have nothing left to live for. [injects himself with Titan]"

"Two freaks in a fight to the death!"

"My God! Is Joker crazy enough to try that...? What am I saying? You've got to stop him!"

"Can you hear me, Batman? I know you can. It is I, Edward Nygma, the Riddler, and more importantly, your intellectual superior. My genius has allowed me to hack into your primative communications. Ha ha. My goal is simple: you complete a series of amusingly taxing challenges and... well, you'll see."

"What? You're nearly done? Are you cheating? Looking them up on the internet? Tell me."

"I am Edward Nygma. The world's greatest detective."

"You are beginning to impress me, Batman. I'll let you help me find my socks if you keep this up."

"You've ingested enough toxin to drive 10 men insane! What are you!?"

"You married your wife because you were scared of dying alone. You had children because you're scared you won't leave behind anything important. You go to doctors because you're scared of dying... need I go on?"

"What are you, Batman? Chicken?"

"Is your mind playing tricks on you... or am I?"

"Are you enjoying the extra dose, little Bat?"

"Why fight it, Batman? You're as crazy as the rest of us. You need us just as much as we need you."

"At the end of fear, oblivion."

"You failed. Now, suffer!"

"Now, madness takes you forever."

"What's the matter, little bat? Do you need your mommy?"

"Our head of research, Dr. Crane, has made no real progress, but he seems to enjoy his work so, what the hell."

"When I first heard the Joker aimed to take over this bughouse, like many of us, I thought he was crazy. When he outlined his vision of a hospital dedicated to ensuring inmates remain loopy for as long as possible, I thought he was wacky. But when he held me down and razor cut a new smile on my face, I decided he had a point; Situated in a small island in Gotham Bay, we stop at nothing to making sure no screwballs fly the coop."

"Our new patient ward is "manned" by Waylon Jones. I'm assured that he's cured almost every patient sent to him, and boasts empty beds in all his wards."

"I see anything that looks even a little bit like a bat and this guard dies. Do you hear me?"

"When heard"

"When puked on:"

"Grabbed and pummeled:"

"Seeing in Dead Center:"

"Injured by Spitter goo:"

"Injured by Spitter goo in Dead Center:"

"Running from the Witch:"

"[While beating Black Mask up] By my count, there are still nine more ribs I can break."

"[While confronting Killer Croc] You want teeth?! I want answers."

"[After beating Black Mask up] I can control your pacemaker remotely. Wanna see what two hundred and fifty beats per minute feels like?"

"[Scanning the bank manager's body for the cause of her death in detective mode] The laughter was a side effect of a poison. She wasn't laughing - she was dying. If I had known she was poisoned, I might have been able to save her."

"[While looking at Copperhead beating Batman] Kill him and I'll pay whatever you want. Make him suffer and I'll double it."

"[Running while Batman fights Copperhead] Couple a'freaks. You two deserve each other."

"Do you hear that? Sounds like eight tiny reindeer."

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Must be a bad connection. I thought I heard you say that after I SHOT HIM, and BLEW UP a building on him, THE BAT- SOMEHOW SURVIVED?!!?"

"I'm the guy with the money… And the gun!"

"So, when I hire you to kill the Batman, you SHUT THE HELL UP AND KILL THE BATMAN!"

"Mmmm! This fruitcake is fantastic! Anyone want a piece?"

"Do they even have manners where he comes from? You see, it's a tradition in my house-to open one present each on Christmas Eve. Hmm…How about…this one? [blows up a building, then laughs evilly and sings a bit of "The 12 Days of Christmas"] And a partridge in a pear treeee!"

"NOW THIS IS WHAT I CALL A PARTY! [fires his machine gun at a helicopter]"

"[after Batman saved him from falling to his death as he didn't want to be saved] Now...Why? Why? Why would you do that? Newsflash: I'm the one who's trying to kill you! [shoots and kills two of his minions; points his pistol at Batman] Those were two very, VERY bad men. The things they've done… [clicks tongue] You really don't want to know. They deserved death-just like me."

"You of all people should know, there's nothing so cruel as memory…. the pointy biting little thunderbolts, unwanted party crashers, SCREAMERS through your synapses.. inescapable, unrelenting…. not at all friendly. You can't even escape into MADNESS!"

"I feel adrift- floating -like someone's pulled the stopper on my reality and I'm SUCKED down the drain into something new. It's all very exciting really. You wouldn't know what that feels like, I'm sure."

"It's like meeting someone I can actually relate to-…which believe me, dear, I've NEVER felt before. You understand. You're someone who's not afraid to let go-and fall. Free falling. And I didn't pack a chute."

"What our friend Bane holds in his hand... is a heart monitor. Once he clamps it on, every beat of his vacant little heart will charge the battery... on this electric chair. And when it's fully charged...! [mimicks being electrocuted]"

"Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim. Have a seat, Jimbo. We'll fry together - like two little potato latkes."

"[after Batman defeats Bane] Well, I'd love to stay and celebrate your victory, but I've got stockings to stuff, mistletoe to hang, and about fifteen skyscrapers to blow up before sunrise! Ciao! [runs away, laughing]"

"[fighting Batman] You just can't get through your thick skull! WE BOTH EXIST BECAUSE OF THEM!"

"[Introduction] Oppressed citizens of Gotham, your cries for help have been heard! I am Anarky - voice of the people - here to save you from the plague of corruption that now infests this once proud city! Those hired and elected to keep us free and safe won't lift a finger. And why would they? They've been bought and paid for, encouraged to turn a blind eye! If they won't act, I will! At dawn's first light, the sources of Gotham's ruin WILL. BE. DESTROYED! Now back to your regularly scheduled programming of propaganda and consumerist garbage."

"[Contacting Batman] Hello, Batman. I was hoping to get a minute of your time. See, I've got a story to tell you. About crime and violence. Greed and vengeance. But it's also a story of redemption. Of second chances. Of change. I've planted three bombs where Gotham's corruption is at it's strongest. But unlike those I fight to overthrow, I believe in choice. So, I offer you one: Let them detonate or stop them. Your actions will determine what I do with you."

"[Monologue after being defeated.] You ever wonder how things got to be so bad here? I do. All the time."

"Upon getting damaged:"

"(inhales) Ahhh, There's nothing smells like the smell of bubbles in the morning. Smells like... victory."

"In SpongeBob's Kitchen: "I'd make myself a snack... BUT THERE'S NO TIME!!!""

"In SpongeBob's Bedroom: "Maybe a little bounce on the old bed.""

"In SpongeBob's Attic: "This is where I keep all my old comic books.""

"Boarding a bungee hook: "The ultimate wedgie experience!""

"That was a ton of fun! I should do it again sometime."

"We can't go jellyfishing today, I'm going fishing for robots!"

"Bringin' it, around town!"

"Wow! Everyone looks like ant fish from up here."

"I'm not afraid of heights... I'm not afraid of heights... I'm not afraid of heights..."

"Uh-oh! I CAN'T SWIM!"

"Water... rising... must... get... to... higher... ground!!"

"Ahh, a little shade on a hot day."

"I'm getting that sinking feeling! (laughs)"

"It's not just any sponge... it's Super Sponge! Soaking up crime!"

"On pushing a button: "Sometimes, pushing a single button is the most satisfying. Push. Push. Push, push.""

"On collecting Stage Object: "Number 1 on the Bikini Bottom Scavenger Hunt, 3 years running. A-thank you.""

"On collecting Underwear:"

"On collecting Golden Underwear:"

"On collecting one of Patrick's Lost Socks:"

"On collecting Golden Spatulas:"

"Encountering Fodder: "Just my size!""

"Encountering Hammer: "Ham, mer! Ha! I get it!""

"Encountering G-Love: "Somehow, I don't think he needs a hand.""

"Encountering Tar-Tar: "Tar-tar sauce! THE HORROR!""

"Encountering Monsoon: "Rain, rain, go away!""

"Encountering Sleepy-Time: "Time for a little sleepy sneak.""

"Encountering Arf: "Here boy... here boy!""

"Encountering Tubelets: "Terror in triplicate!""

"Encountering Slick: "Slippery road ahead!""

"When attacking a robot: "take that!""

"Upon touching Wooden tiki: "Okay, that's creepy!""

"Upon touching Thunder tiki: ""Gotta watch out for the boom!"

"Upon touching Shhh tiki: "I'll just sneak up on him.""

"Upon touching Stone tiki: "Hmm. Now how to get this one open?""

"When destroying tikis: "I love opening presents.""

"On collecting Shiny Objects:"

"on using Bubble Bowl:"

"On using Cruise Bubble:"

"On using SpongeBall powerup:"

"Upon getting a super-ultra-mega-monster-combo (seldomly also on smaller ones)"

"When getting hurt:"

"When entering Patrick's rock: "Living under a rock. Now that's the life.""

"Upon entering Shady Shoals: "Ahh, checkers! The king of non-contact sports!""

"At the Krusty Krab: "I feel like I should be working!""

"At the Chum Bucket: "they serve food here yes, but they don't serve love.""

"At Sandy's Treedome:"

"When entering Squidward’s house: "I didn’t know Squidward had a lamp!""

"(unused) "Wow, King Jellyfish! The grandest granddaddy jellyfish of them all! And he's after ME!""

"(unused) "Watch the tentacles! OUCH!""

"(unused) "A giant Sandy robot! I'm doomed!""

"(unused) "The bigger they are, the harder they... hit!""

"(unused) "He looked a lot bigger on TV!""

"(unused) "Ow! I'm being shanghaied!""

"(unused) "Oh... this is so creepy!""

"(unused) "As if the small version weren't enough!""

"On pushing a button:"

"On collecting Shiny Object:"

"On collecting Purple Shiny Object: "I'm sure gonna carry a lot of stuff around.""

"Encountering any robot "I will crush them!""

"Encountering Ham-Mer: "I don't get it.""

"Encountering G-Love: "It's kinda hypnotic.""

"Encountering Tar-Tar: "Ahhh! Tar-Tar Sauce!""

"Encountering Monsoon: "Awww. Now I'm gonna get all wet!""

"Encountering Arf: "Get a dog, little longy! Get a dog!""

"Upon touching Lovey-Dovey tiki: "That's pretty high up!" (Remake when Encountering Tubelets)"

"When attacking an robot:"

"Upon destroying wooden tikis:"

"Upon touching Thunder Tiki:"

"Upon destroying Thunder Tiki:"

"Upon touching stone Tiki: "Hard as a rock!" (Remake)"

"Upon touching Shhh tiki: "I don't sneak very well." (Remake, when Encountering Sleepy-Time Robot)"

"On collecting stage object: "So what do I do with this?""

"When entering cave: "Ooh, scary dark cave!""

""Oh, don't look down, Patrick, don't look down... AHHH! I LOOKED!" (Remake)"

"Wow! Jellyfish rock. I never thought I'd see it with my own eyes, this week."

"Smoothies! Yummy!"

"Collecting a golden spatula: "Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy!""

"On using Belly Slam:"

"On picking up an object: "Whoo! Up we go!""

"On entering Ice floor: "That water looks mighty cold.""

"(unused) "Come on out and fight like a crustacean!""

"(unused) "That's the biggest Sandy I've ever seen! Except when she was hibernating!""

"(unused; Encountering Slick) "Ha ha, I like bubbles!""

"(unused) "He's only big if you think he is!""

"(unused) "Uhh, I don't think this is good!""

"(unused) "Wow! I'm huger than normal today!""

"(unused) "Please don't shanghai me, Mr. Dutchman!""

"On using her lasso:"

"When pushing a button:"

"When attacking a robot:"

"On collecting Purple Shiny Object: "Someone better make good use of all these.""

"On collecting Stage Objects: "There's another one.""

"Upon touching Wooden tiki: "Stop your starin' at me!""

"Upon touching Thunder tiki: ""Like a Texas thunderstorm!"

"Upon touching Shhh tiki: "Cowardly little fellas.""

"Upon touching Lovey-Dovey tiki: "Way too much make-up!""

"Upon touching Stone tiki: "Them's tough nuts to crack!""

"On breaking Tikis:"

"On breaking Thunder Tiki: "Toasted tiki Texas style!""

"Encountering any robot: Buzz off, you little pest!""

"Encountering Ham-mer: "I hate wasting good vittles.""

"Encountering G-Love: "I'm gettin' dizzy just watchin'.""

"Encountering Tar-Tar: "Not as good as Texas' BBQ Sauce.""

"Encountering Sleepy-Time: "What's so great about being quiet anyways?""

"Encountering Monsoon: "You can thunder all you want, but I'm still coming for you!""

"Encountering Tubelets: "It's a three for one deal!""

"Encountering Slick: "A little oil doesn't scare me. I'm from Texas!""

"Collecting a golden spatula:"Hi-ya!""

"Reminder for clearing out Sandy's Treedome: "Don't even think of speaking to me until you've got my house sorted out right.""

"Response to failing Larry's task in Sandy's Dream: "It's easier said than done.""

"(unused) "That's the orneriest robot yet!""

"(unused) "Good gracious! But that's Sponge-BIG!""

"(unused) "Prawn, I'm bringin' you in!""

"(unused) "Well, don't that beat all!""

"(unused) "You're just a bag full of jelly!""

"(unused) "He may be shinier than the real Patrick, but he's not any brighter.""

"(unused) "Mr. Dutchman, you just got on my last nerve!""

"(unused; Encountering Arf) "Git along, little doggie!""

"[Beginning of the game] Today is the big day! I have devised an ingenious plan to finally steal the Krabby Patty formula! And if Bikini Bottom gets demolished in the process, oh well! [laughs evilly] With my brand new Duplicatotron 3000, I'll clone an army of robots that will wreak mayhem and destruction at my command! One more run through the checklist. Let's see. Item #1: "Is Plankton a genius?" Answer... yes! Okay, checklist complete. Throwin' the switch! [turns on the Duplicatotron 3000 and Fodder robots come out] Welcome, my perfectly obedient robot army! Hold on! I want to save this moment for my scrap... [Notices the Fodders surrounding him] ...book? Hey, Hello? What do you think you're doing?! [Sees that he forgot to switch the Duplicatotron 3000 to "Obey Plankton" as the Fodders carry him off] Oh, no, no, no! Wait! But I'm your master! I made you! No! No! Oh My good china!!! [The Fodders kick him out of the Chum Bucket] Arggghh!"

"When SpongeBob has an opportunity to attack boss: "What an opening for a guy literally filled with openings!""

"When SpongeBob attacks the boss robot: "That's the ticket!""

"Great barrier reef!"

"And the robot is down!"

"That does it! SpongeBob is back in the fight!"

"Nice move by SpongeBob! This match is just about over."

"When SpongeBob gets hurt:"

"When SpongeBob loses track of the boss: "I guess SpongeBob won't be winning that way!""

"Spling! The old clothesline move!"

"Do-si-do, and around you go!"

"Can't anything be more different?!"

"All we have to do is press this button and go back fifty years."

"He's got me really upset now. I've got to get back to my dimension and set things straight. If I remember correctly, I just have to hit this switch then jump to the portal. Let's go, boy!"

"It'll be child's play. Evil child's play!"

"It's quite simple, but I'll use small words so you can understand. I'm going to take your place in your world just for fun, okay?"

"Hermin! Get out of the broom closet and guard the prisoner; Jimmy Neutron!"

"You were right, Cindy."

"Wait, Cindy! I've got some Flurp for you!"

"I know. I'm an imbecile. Go lock myself in the broom closet."

"He tricked me once, but he cannot not escape... the Herminator!"

"I'll be back."

"Hasta la vista, Jimmy."

"I can't believe I got washed all the way over here."

"Great, nothing better than a soaking wet costume. Ulch..."

"I need to be more careful, swimming definitely doesn't suit me."

"Whew... nothing like a little New York water to clear out the sinuses."

"I can't believe it! I lost the bag!"

"Oh, no. When I fell in the water, my delivery bag got washed away."

"Hi, my name is Spider-Man, and I'll be your superhero today."

"Oh no, I'm late for Dr. Connors class...."

"Can't believe I'm running so late.. Still I have to make it as long as..."

"Ah, right on cue. I was able to make it though. Poor Dr. Connors..."

"Batter up! (when fighting enemies)"

"Take a nap, SAP!"

"This may sting a little...!"

"Hope your insurance is paid up."

"Coming at ya!"

"Say goodnight, Gracie!"

"Now, we turn up a notch..... BAM!"

"So much for you."

"This was a bad idea."

"Lucky for you I pull my punches!"

"Try not to run into my fist with your face."

"Is that all you've got?"

"Think about a career change."

"I think you've zigged when you should have zagged!"

"This is the part you fall down."

"Miserable creature!"

"Girl: I lost my balloon!"

"Girl: My balloon!"

"Girl: [Crying] My balloon!"

"Girl: Come back! Balloon, come back!"

"Girl: Balloon!"

"Woman: My purse! Stop!"

"Woman: Menace!"

"Man: For web-slinger."

"Woman: For web-slinger."

"Man: Spider-Man. Don't let that person fall!"

"Woman: Give that back! Help!"

"Spider-Man: No problem, go call the cops!"

"Spider-Man: You stopped a thug from charging!"

"On a very practical level, we were striving for a deeper and more engaging sense of story and emotional character development for games. We brought character development, production design, animation, and effects from the film industry. We wanted to feel like you were playing not just a challenge, but someone’s fate – someone that you had to be responsible for. On a more philosophical level, I wanted to take the most pop of pop culture, and convert it into meaningful modern day myths that would have great appeal to a wider audience. We also believed that people could find more empowering messages through gaming. So we targeted the anti-hero as our main character. Abe wasn’t the muscle-bound superhero that you wanted to be – he was the rather pathetic chump that you actually are. It was about rendering the journey out of the more powerless beings that we see ourselves as and at the place we most typically are, which is at the bottom of the global corporate food chain."

"It was film that was the key inspiration, but from games the most fun I personally had, aside from pure racing and arcade-style games, was the great early side-scrollers like Prince of Persia, Out of This World and Flashback. I loved those games, but most importantly those games made me feel like I was controlling a lifeform more than a piece of art in some challenge contest."

"I think the game served a lot of people who wanted to see deeper and more developed characters in games that had more real world relevance to them. I believed, and still do, that the audience wants richer entertainment than they are currently getting. I also hear a lot of people in the business claim the game inspired them to want to start making games. But I have to say the most intangible rewards were the heart-breaking and inspiring fan mails from people whose lives the game so deeply affected. It’s uncanny the impact the game had on some people, but it was why I personally wanted to make the games."

"Ravi: You said you had a story at that time. When Oddworld’s Abe’s Oddysee first came out it was praised at the time for its universe, its story and its approach to storytelling itself. What served as the inspirations of that universe? How did you start to create it and how did you melt it into something that would become Abe’s Oddysee?"

"Let's lay down a few ground rules. Until this is over, you're a dog on a leash. I say bark, you bark. And if I have to kick you, you'd better not bare your teeth. Understand? Or should I teach you to play dead?"

"Are you not entertained!?"

"I'M GOING TO PULL YOUR GUTS OUT THROUGH YOUR HALO!!!"

"Old Vulgrim's got something new for you!"

"The Horseman is broken, but there is still much power in him. For a moment, I saw one who would stand alone against the Destroyer's army."

"Liam O'Brien - War"

"Mark Hamill - The Watcher"

"Troy Baker - Abaddon & the Straga"

"Moon Bloodgood - Uriel"

"Vernon Wells - Samael"

"Phil LaMarr - Vulgrim"

"Lani Minella - Silitha & Tiamat"

"I am the one of many, I mean the one and only, little guy."

"Haha! I couldn't have done it better myself!"

"That must be the area. I feel his presence."

"Sorry is not good enough. You have failed me for the last time, lieutenant!"

"This isn't the last time we meet, Jimmy Neutron!"

"Patrick Edits as Scorpion"

"Steve Blue as Sub-Zero, Rain, Reptile"

"Richard Scarry as Raiden"

"Andrew Bowens as Johnny Cage, Bo' Rai Cho, Smoke"

"Ronald M. Hanks as Quan Chi"

"Michael McConnell is as Kano"

"Phil Lamar as Kotal Kahn"

"Jamieson Price as Ermac, Announcer"

"Troy Baker as Erron Black, Shinnok, Fujin"

"Vic Chao as Kenshin the Takahashi, Triborg, Toro and Sektor"

"Tara Strong as Ferra, Li Mei"

"Tom Choi as Liu Kang"

"Karen Strassman as Kitana, Mileena"

"Grey DeLisle as Kitana (grunting voice), Mileena (grunting voice), Additional Voices"

"Tricia Helfer as Sonya Blade"

"Will Yun Lee as Kung Lao"

"Ashly Burch as Cassie Cage"

"Danielle Nicolet as Jacqui Briggs, Sareena"

"Parry Shen as Takeda Takahashi"

"Johnny Yong Bosch as Kung Jin"

"Greg Eagles as Jax, Baraka"

"Jennifer Hale as Tanya"

"Kelly Hu as D'Vorah, Sindel, Frost"

"Fred Tatasciore as Tremor and Torr"

"Carl Weathers as Jax Commando skin"

"Nathan Hosner as Narrator"

"(To Team Chaotix) I've heard good things about you, and require your detective services! And I can pay handsomely!"

"Metal Sonic has finally transformed!"

"It's useless! Metal Sonic has combined your data with the power of Chaos, and is super strong! We can't defeat it! ARGH... If only we had the 7 Chaos Emeralds."

"What's this, but how? Even with the emerald's power, our chances for victory are slim! It would take a miracle!"

"So you're the ones who've been playing games with my army! (Egg Hawk)"

"You knew it was me all along, didn't you?"

"Hey, hold on you guys, it's no trick! And besides, I plan on paying you! You will be rewarded handsomely for helping me! As soon as I conquer the world, I will PAY you!"

"(Vector mocks Eggman imitation) Mustached moron?!? I'm the world's greatest... (clears throat) Take him out, quickly."

"Good job! Mission complete! (talking to Chaotix when finishing a level)"

"Initiate rotary attack! (Egg Hawk)"

"OH, NO!!! BOTH ROTORS ARE GONE!!! (Egg Hawk)"

"This isn't the end! (Egg Hawk)"

"You are going to regret this! (Egg Albatross)"

"(growls) Retreat! (Egg Albatross)"

"You'll pay for this! (Egg Albatross)"

"Ready all cannons! Open fire! (Egg Albatross)"

"Enough of this! Sonic, Tails, Knuckles/Shadow, Rouge, Omega/Amy, Cream, Big/Espio, Charmy, Vector! Time to meet your maker! (Egg Emperor)"

"I'll show you what real evil is! (Egg Emperor)"

"Take this! (Egg Emperor)"

"Muhuhahaha... you fools must all have a death wish. Witness this invincible battleship, built by the hands of a genius! Its power... UNMATCHED throughout the universe! (Egg Fleet)"

"CHARGE! (Said when the Egg Emperor is far enough away)"

"It's not over yet, troublesome fools! (Said when the Egg Emperor is at half health)"

"I won't go down that easy! (Said when the Egg Emperor has only one quarter of health left)"

"DEFEATED?! IMPOSSIBLE! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!! (Egg Emperor brought down)"

"All life form data successfully copied!"

"Ultimate life form data has been copied!"

"Chaos data has been copied!"

"All living things kneel before your master!"

"I'll skewer you!"

"Burn to death!"

"GET AWAY!!!!"

"I'll tear you to pieces!"

"Chaos Control!"

"I'll crush you!"

"Take this!"

"Ha ha ha ha!"

"It's too late."

"You're all useless now that I've copied all your data."

"This victory shall soon turn into despair!"

"Even the ultimate life form can't stop me!"

"How appropriate to have a robot overlord rule a robot kingdom!"

"Long time no see, Sonic, my loathesome copy..."

"Sonic, I was created for the sole purpose of destroying you, but I can never seem to defeat you! That is why I transformed my own body with my own hands."

"But that was the past. Now you're nothing but a speck of dust to me!"

"See me as I am, no longer afraid of anything!"

"I shall become the ultimate overlord, ruling as the world's most supreme being!"

"Gyaaaaaaah! WHY?! I HAD IT ALL!! I am the ultimate overlord, Metal Sonic! I AM THE REAL SONIC!!"

"It's no use. But why can't I defeat you? [Last words before shutting down for good]"

"Awesome! Totally awesome! (When getting an 'A' rank)"

"No problem! (When getting an 'B' rank)"

"Not bad, don't ya think? (When getting an 'C' rank)"

"Maybe we could have done a little better. (When getting an 'D' rank)"

"OK... stop fooling around! (When getting an 'E' rank)"

"Look at all those ships! I wonder if we can take one."

"Yeah! Beach time! (singing) Sea, sea, sea, sea."

"Can we go now? (standing still)"

"I'm bored. (standing still)"

"Key? Key? You mean castle key? (standing still)"

"BOOM! (flying far)"

"Yahoo! Awesome!"

"(singing) Oh, flower, pretty flower, show your face and I'll sting you!"

"(Casino Level intro) Let me go! Let me go! I wanna play!"

"Yeah! Time to ROCK AND ROLL! (fight with Team Rose)"

"(singing) I see where you are! (Says when encountering a ghost)"

"Doctor Who? (right before fighting Egg Hawk)"

"Incomplete freak! (during Metal Madness)"

"Aah! Urgh! (lost all his rings)"

"Impossible feat! Ultimate ninja power! (When getting an 'A' rank)"

"Good job. Nothing more to be said. (When getting an 'B' rank)"

"Not bad. No complaints. (When getting an 'C' rank)"

"Be on guard. Focus and prepare yourself. (When getting an 'D' rank)"

"Insulting. Your training has been a waste of time. (When getting an 'E' rank)"

"Roger. (Clearing the stage)"

"Spirits unite! (1000-point combo quote)"

"Behold! Ninja Power! (2000 point combo quote)"

"There's gotta be a major misunderstanding here, but we can't back down now."

"Where there's light, there's shadow. Careful... (at the start of Casino Park)"

"Evil must die! Beware my ninja power! (before fighting Egg Emperor)"

"Die a lonely death! (After winning 2P battle mode)"

"We'll take you on, but I promise you'll regret this. (When beginning 2P mode)"

"Death to the evil one! Prepare to die, Eggman! (after getting an A rank on Egg Hawk)"

"Target destroyed. (after fighting Egg Albatross)"

"Are those Eggman's robots? (In addition, erroneous subtitles appear: Are these Eggman's assassins? or Are they Eggman's robots!)"

"Evil must die! This world has no place for evil! (after fighting Egg Emperor)"

"Hermit Crabs... must be nearby. (Seaside Hill)"

"Nothing personal, just servin up justice."

"Did he really think he could stop us with that? (after fighting Robot Storm)"

"I'll put an end to your evil ways, Eggman!"

"Forgive me, but this is our duty. (after fighting Team Rose)"

"Ready any time. (when team gauge ready.)"

"I failed! (gets hit by an enemy)"

"Missed... (loses all his rings)"

"Ner Der Lebala Nebala (caught up in tornado)"

"It's all part of the training. (standing still)"

"We've been had!"

"Perfect! The work of professionals, heh! (A Rank Quote)"

"No complaints! (B Rank Quote)"

"Not bad! (C Rank Quote)"

"Maybe... this wasn't our day. (D Rank Quote)"

"Lackluster performance, I'd say. (E Rank Quote)"

"Looking good! (800-point combo)"

"Whoa, not bad! (1000-point combo)"

"It's truly amazing! (cackles) (2000 point combo)"

"Espio, don't be silly! Besides, you know our policy! We never turn down work that pays!"

"Anytime you're ready! (when team gauge is full and ready.)"

"(while standing still) Darn, I forgot to pay the electric bill for the office."

"(while standing still) I'm starving."

"(while standing still) We should take an island vacation when we get our reward."

"(while standing still in Egg Fleet) Eggman must be really rich. Wonder if he'd hire us?"

"Good job, boys! Guess that Eggman was a fake after all!"

"Leave this to me, boys!"

"You're either a genius or a madman. Either way, you'll be sorry for getting in our way!"

"(having met Eggman before Robot Storm) There you are, you moustache moron! (adressing to the walkie talkie) He's the one, right?"

"This is gonna cost you extra!"

"Hey, there's a frog over there."

"(to Charmy) WHADDYA DOIN'? BE QUIET!!"

"Why do you think we're here? How else are we gonna make the rent?"

"Strangely enough, I had the same weird feeling about our client's REAL identity. It could be you-know-who."

"Some nerve promising what you ain't got. (Cracks knuckles)"

""Once we start a job we finish a job, Thats our policy, We're TEAM CHAOTIX!" (in the cutscene before "Egg fleet")"

"Red! I said red laser!"

"Blue! I said blue laser!"

"Yellow! I said yellow laser!"

"Dr. Eggman, I presume?"

"Bad luck for me... (lost all his rings)"

"I am Omega! The ultimate E-series robot! (When getting an 'A' rank)"

"This proves my power. (When getting an 'B' rank)"

"Satisfactory level. (When getting an 'C' rank)"

"Power balance adjustment needed. (When getting an 'D' rank)"

"I couldn't even beat Gamma or Beta. (When getting an 'E' rank)"

"Must eliminate all Eggman robots!"

"Large weapon transporter battleship: Destroyed! (after defeating Egg Albatross)"

"Eggman robots, primary target!"

"Activation ready. (when Team Blast Gauge is full)"

"Primary target is Eggman! Don't forget it!"

"Beaten by fruits, how weak they must be. (in reference to Eggman robots being crushed by falling fruit)"

"(In reference to ghosts) Does not compute, illogical!"

"You know about cloning... the original must exist somewhere."

"Kill! (400-point combo)"

"Worthless consumer models! (800-point combo)"

"Step aside! (1000-point combo)"

"ERADICATE! (2000-point combo)"

"Mission failed... (falling into an abyss)"

"Danger: steep grade ahead. (near cliffs)"

"Sensors locked on Eggman, non-compliant intruders will be destroyed! (Fight with Team Sonic)"

"Group of Shadow-like creatures destroyed! (After defeating Team Sonic)"

"Eggman target, Completely destroyed!"

"Warning, immediate destruction if distracted."

"The E-2000, so they are in production. I'll destroy them all."

"New target acquisition. Sights locked on: Metal Sonic (During battle with Metal Madness)"

"Scheduled maintenance overdue. (when standing still)"

"Combat ability of these two is beyond my expectations. (when standing still; presumed reference to Shadow and Rouge)"

"I'll eliminate them all!"

"Incoming red laser!"

"Incoming yellow laser!"

"Incoming blue laser!"

"Pa-ra-ly-sis! (caught up in tornado)"

"This flower is engineering like a helicopter. (When they ride on the flower)"

"This is a job for Rouge!"

"This is a job for Shadow!"

"Perfect! As usual. (When getting an 'A' rank)"

"Piece of cake. (When getting an 'B' rank)"

"Mmm... not bad. (When getting an 'C' rank)"

"I can do better... (When getting an 'D' rank)"

"I'm ashamed to call myself a treasure-hunter! (When getting an 'E' rank)"

"This must be it! I found Eggman's secret treasure!"

"(to Shadow and Omega) Now, you two make up so we can look for Eggman together. (piles hands with Omega and Shadow) Oh, yeah, baby! This makes us a TEAM!"

"I'll find Eggman's treasure first!"

"Anytime now! (When Team Blast Gauge is full)"

"You guys don't fool me! I know what you're after! Better stay outta my way!"

"I wonder if Shadow is alright...(Said while standing still in Frog Forest.)"

"All this for what, nothing? I might as well go look for that Master Emerald since that irritating echidna is here."

"Whaddya saying! What else is a famous treasure hunter supposed to do..."

"What an ugly train. (Rail Canyon)"

"Man, who are those creeps over there? (Referring to the Chaotix Team)"

"There's no jewel.... I mean, Eggman here. (standing still)"

"Heh... that Knuckles sure hasn't changed much! (standing still)"

"I haven't seen the president lately. (standing still)"

"I wonder if there are any jewels around here... (standing still in Hang Castle)"

"Perfect as always! (After getting an A rank)"

"Piece of cake. (After getting an B rank)"

"Just average. (After getting an C rank)"

"Not taking this seriously. (After getting an D rank)"

"What's wrong with me? (After getting an E rank)"

"Just watch this! (1000 point combo or passing through a rainbow-colored ring)"

"This is the Ultimate Power! (2000 point combo)"

"You'll regret this, Doctor, even if I'm not real, I'm still the ultimate lifeform, Shadow the Hedgehog!"

"Sonic... Why does that name bother me so much? (standing still)"

"I shall find the answer to who I really am. (Beginning of Frog Forest)"

"What was with that hedgehog who looked like my twin?!"

"Some things never change, do they? (in reference to Rouge's treasure obsession)"

"Outnumbered, but they're still no match! (in reference to large group of Eggman robots)."

"Hmph! Hope you can keep up with me!"

"Useless heaps of metal!"

"Useless pieces of junk!"

"Well... (grunt) Never mind. Let's go."

"No problem, let's get moving."

"No need to rush... (in reference to Rouge or Omega)."

"Who do they think they are? (in reference to a group of Eggman robots)"

"Precisely. (when obtaining an extra life in a hidden location in Sea Palace)"

"Cool city. (in reference to the first Casino level)"

"You'll regret this. (2-player mode)"

"You should thank me for letting you live. (Team Chaotix Battle)"

"(beginning of Egg Fleet) Space... did you say SPACE?"

"I'm feeling a bit uneasy... time to attack! (Final Fortress)"

"(while grinding in Final Fortress) This weather... could be an omen..."

"No time for messing around! Let's get ready! (Robot Storm)"

"Your weakness disgusts me. (2-player mode)"

"Annoying punks..."

"So, you're the one behind all of this, huh? (when Team Dark engages Metal Madness)"

"Sonic...we're counting on you! (after Team Dark fights Metal Madness)"

"Hmph! Hope you can keep up with me! (beginning of first level)"

"So... that Eggman is behind all of this."

"Don't underestimate me Doctor. (after defeating Egg Hawk)"

"No need to rush... (standing still)"

"Shall we keep going? (standing still)"

"Just what...am I? (standing still)"

"End of the line, Eggman. (after defeating Egg Emperor)"

"We're, like, awesome! (When getting an 'A' rank)"

"I just knew we could do it! (When getting an 'B' rank)"

"Guess this will do. (When getting an 'C' rank)"

"Guess we could have tried harder. (When getting an 'D' rank)"

"We couldn't even impress Sonic like this... (when getting an 'E' rank)"

"Sonic, this time, there's no way out of marrying me!"

"Robot freaks are SO disgusting!"

"sighs* I wonder where Sonic is..."

"Gotcha, My darling Sonic!"

"OUCH! (when she gets hurt)"

"That's no way to treat a lady! (losing all her rings)"

"Wonder where Sonic could be? (standing still)"

"We gotta keep going! (standing still)"

"My head's spinning!"

"Yeahhh! (flying far)"

"This train looks tacky. (Rail Canyon)"

"My love is undeniably powerful! (After defeating Egg Emperor boss)"

"Hey! (Stomping right boot on right foot) It's just a stupid copy! (After defeating Egg Albatross Boss and finding fake Eggman)"

"If you want a fight, you got one! Let's go get that bloated buffoon! (at the start of Egg Fleet)"

"It's your fault Sonic and I aren't together! You're gonna regret this for the rest of your life!"

"SONIC! LET'S GO ON OUR HONEYMOOOOOOOOOOOON!"

"A chaonapping!"

"Well, betcha Doctor Eggman has something to do with it, and we're not going to let him get away with it!"

"Oh, my God! (upon finding 1-up)"

"Sonic, give up! This time you're mine!"

"You're the one who's pretending to be Sonic! You're the one who's responsible for taking Froggy and Chocola!"

"Hey, you guys, cheer up! You know we'll find them! No time to waste just standing here! Come on, guys, let's get going!"

"If it's about a date, it'll halfta wait!"

"That's the way you gonna lose!"

"Aww.. (Amy gets upset after Sonic escapes from her again along with Tails and Knuckles)"

"Sorry to leave like this, but I can't let my Sonic get away!"

"No doubt about it, my heart is never wrong. (at the start of Grand Metropolis)"

"Kinda SUPER DUPER HAPPY! (When getting an 'A' rank)"

"That was good! (When getting an 'B' rank)"

"Not too bad I guess... (when getting an 'C' rank)"

"We should try to do better next time. (when getting an 'D' rank)"

"I'm feeling a little blue. (getting an 'E' rank)"

"The cute rabbit can do it."

"That's a no-no, doctor... (at start of Egg Hawk boss)"

"It's not nice to tease my friends! (fight with Chaotix)"

"Oh, goody!"

"Froggy, where are you?"

"That was a big birdy! (end of egg hawk)"

"Feels good!"

"Hooo-heee! (flying far)"

"I feel numb! (caught up in tornado)"

"Hey, where's my team?"

"Hey, you can't do that! (fought out of the ring)"

"I can't... (lost all his rings)"

"I'm so happy I want to tell everyone! (When getting an 'A' rank)"

"As long as we stay together, we can do anything! (When getting an 'B' rank)"

"Cheese, you did great too. Thank you! (When getting an 'C' rank)"

"That was pretty tough! (When getting an 'D' rank)"

"Disappointing... (When getting an 'E' rank)"

"Doctor Eggman, PLEASE STOP BEING BAD!"

"I can't believe you would do such a thing!"

"Amy, please be more careful with our only clue."

"This is making my head spin!"

"Ahhh! (flying far)"

"It's nice when we're all together. (standing still)"

"Are you ready, Cheese? (standing still)"

"Cheese, get 'em!"

"We're sorry, Team Sonic!"

"I shouldn't have done THAT, tee hee!"

"I'm so glad for you, Cheese! (When Cheese and Chocola are reunited)"

"We broke Dr. Eggman's machine! (A Rank on Egg Hawk)"

"That's so very nice!"

"I'll betcha you're the ones who took Chocola-Chao."

"That's not very nice. (when she loses all her rings by being rammed by a robot)"

"Doctor Eggman, you should really stop causing so much trouble. (before fighting the Egg Hawk)"

"Amy, are you sure Mr. Sonic is here?"

"Then it must be so. (at the start of Grand Metropolis)"

"Perfect! (After getting A Rank)"

"Hmm, not bad. (After getting B Rank)"

"Guess that's about it. (After getting C Rank)"

"I didn't use all my strength! (After getting D Rank)"

"Just enough to pass. (After getting E Rank)"

"I think my heart stopped... (After being shot out of a cannon in Bullet Station)"

"Are you playing with that girl's heart again, Sonic?"

"Heh, no worries, we've got this one!"

"Maybe...that was the ghost of Shadow we saw earlier."

"I'm just warming up!"

"Already?! (After filling up the Team Blast Gauge)"

"(After defeating Egg Hawk) Heh. Ready for the junk pile!"

"Not a very bright move for a genius! (after finishing robot storm level)"

"Hey, c'mon now! DON'T DO IT, SONIC!"

"Why would we wanna kidnap Froggy or Chocola?"

"There's some powerful rain..."

"(agitated) Well, if I can't convince them, then I'll just let my fists do the talking!"

"There's something wrong with Shadow! (seeing Shadow's memory loss in the Team Sonic/Team Dark sub-boss fight)"

"The rain the black frog summons is known to kill plants."

"They're EVERYWHERE!"

"Hey, which way is the cannon facing? HEY!!"

"Whew! I Think my heart stopped!"

"Hey! You surprised me!"

"The 3 of us are UNSTOPPABLE!"

"I'm so ready! (standing still)"

"What's next? (standing still)"

"What a wild ride. (during loopings like Seaside Hill/Power Plant/Rail Canyon)"

"Uaargh... (lost all his rings)"

"(Upon entering Hang Castle) Sonic, you sure this is the right way? But it's so spooky here."

"(In response to Knuckles thinking Shadow was a ghost) Ahh! Stop it, Knuckles!"

"Sonic! We only have 24 hours left!"

"(About the Eggman decoy) It's not an Eggman robot..."

"Must be my lucky day!"

"Leave it to me."

"All right! (Clearing the stage)"

"Sonic! Knuckles! We did it! (A Rank)"

"Not too shabby! (B Rank)"

"Guess that's that. (C Rank)"

"A bit tough! (D Rank)"

"We can do better... (E Rank)"

"Look at all those Eggman's robots!"

"Making robots is the same as breaking them (after finishing robot carnival level)"

"Hey look it's Sonic!"

"Sonic, Knuckles, wait for me! (when he realizes he stayed behind, seconds before the decoy mutates itself)"

"I'm falling!"

"Wow, my head's spinning. (during loopings like Seaside Hill/Power Plant/Rail Canyon)"

"What are we gonna do? (standing still)"

"It's hard to keep up with Sonic... (standing still)"

"Yeah! (flying far)"

"You're finished, Eggman! (after finishing Egg Emperor level)"

"Aagh! (lost all his rings)"

"(whistles) That was TIGHT! (After Getting A Rank)"

"Too easy! (After Getting B Rank)"

"Barely made it. (After Getting C Rank)"

"Hmm... No problem. (After Getting D Rank)"

"Shoot. Not my day. (After Getting E Rank)"

"Let's blast through with sonic speed!"

"Hmm, sounds like an invitation to party!"

"All right, Eggman. Let's get this party started!"

"Time to crack that Eggman wide open! Yeah, let's party!"

"Trying to stop us now? [scoffs] What a joke!"

"Eggman, you're finished!"

"Marriage?! No way! (defeated Team Rose in Team Battle 1)"

"Amy, knock it off! There's no time to play!"

"Eggman! No way off the hook this time! (Beginning of Frog Forest)"

"(as Super Sonic, beaten Metal Overlord) TOO BAD IT'S ALL OVER... FOR YOU!"

"Okay then. Let's get ready to do this. We'll show that creep the real super power of TEAMWORK!"

"Hey, that's MY line! (at Team Dark battle)"

"Alright! Our next adventure awaits us, so there's no time to waste! Yeah! We're SONIC HEROES!"

"Now it's time to get serious!"

"Heh, Because We're Sonic Heroes!"

"Yahoo! (flying far)"

"Woohoo! (during loopings like Seaside Hill/Power Plant/Rail Canyon)"

"Ready anytime! (After filling up the Team Blast Gauge)"

"So THAT'S Metal Sonic?!"

"A sea palace.."

"Yo, Tails! Long time no see!"

"Boy. Amy sure doesn't give up that easy!"

"We got some time, feeling lucky?"

"Heh, talk about being stubborn and full of surprises!"

"Ahhhh... (standing still)"

"You all ready? (standing still)"

"The breeze feels good. (standing still)"

"There must be reason for building a palace above water. (standing still)"

"I love places like this. (standing still)"

"Let's get out of this city. (standing still)"

"What a crazy city. (standing still)"

"Why not have a little fun? (standing still)"

"What's your next move, Eggman? (standing still)"

"Quite a haunted house. (standing still)"

"Oowaaaoh! (loses all his rings.)"

"[Mission One: Lighting the Torch] Lt. Powell, I'm Col. Hargrove from the Office of Strategic Services, the O.S.S. Our branch specializes in covert operations usually deep behind enemy lines. Espionage, Sabotage, Infiltration, that's the business we're in, Lieutenant. As you know, Germany's famed Afrika Corps has captured key locations along the southern coast of the Mediterranean and is now digging in. Our response in coordination with our British allies is an invasion of North Africa. The attack is codenamed, Operation Torch. This is it, Lieutenant! Our first large scale offensive of the war. While everything you hear in this room is classified and top secret, what I'm about to tell you is extremely sensitive, and only known by a select few. The German's have positioned artillery batteries along the coast, several of which overlooked our intended landing zone. Our British S.A.S. operative has penetrated enemy lines of the town of Arzew on the Algerian Coast. His mission was to sabotage these batteries, then give the all-clear signal to start the invasion. Yesterday however, all contact with that agent was lost. The enemie's artillery positions remain intact and the S.A.S. officer's capture, could compromise the entire operation. You and a small team of your fellow rangers will infiltrate Arzew under the cover of darkness. Your goal is to destroy the coastal batteries and rescue the captured agent. He'll receive specific details of the mission once you're in the field. The S.A.S. operative is Major Jack Grillo, a man I've known for years. He would never allow himself to give up what he knows to the Germans, so please just find him, before he has no choice but to take drastic measures. No doubt about it this is a critical mission, Lieutenant. Your team has trained hard, and I have every confidence you'll get the job done. Good luck!"

"[Mission Two: Scuttling The U-529] Outstanding work in all Afrika, Lieutenant! Operation Torch was a success. With our forces pressing Rommel from the west and Montgomery's British troops closing in from the east, it looks like the Afrika gulls days are numbered. Major Grillo was quite impressed with your actions and he specifically requested you for this next mission. Again, what I'm about to tell you is top secret. As you may know, our primary advantage against the German u-boat threat lies in our ability to detect them with ship an airborne radar. Unfortunately, we've learned that the Crees Marine has developed a new piece of equipment, a kind of radar detector called The Naxos, which will enable Wolfpack to find the blind spots in our patrol sweeps, and once again, attack Allied tomboys with impunity. This would give the enemy a tremendous advantage, shifting the balance of power in the Atlantic back to the Germans. The British are researching a way to neutralise this new technology, but I fear it won't be ready in time to prevent the carnage that could result from this Naxos detector being deployed by our enemy. Major Grillo has infiltrated a Kriegsmarine u-boat base in Trondheim, Norway, where the Naxos program has reached the prototype phase. Your mission is to rendezvous with the Major, assist in destroying the existing prototype unit, and steal whatever research documents you can find. This action should set the enemy back long enough to give the British time to develop an effective countermeasure. The allied convoys that traverse the North Atlantic are the lifeblood of the war effort, Lieutenant. Let me be clear, this Naxos prototype must be destroyed at any cost, no matter what may happen to you or Major Grillo. Your transport, New Region resistance departs at 04:00 tomorrow, so get some rest. You'll receive additional briefing material once you're established in the field. Good luck, Lieutenant. I expect to shortly see you and the Major back here in London."

"[Mission Three: Operation Overlord] Excellent work in Norway, Lieutenant, under very difficult circumstances. Thanks to your efforts, the creeks main wolfpack's that once terrorized the North Landing have been decimated over the past year by naval and aerial patrols. With Allied shipping lanes secure, the door is now open for the invasion of Europe that we've been planning since the start of this bloody war. It's called Operation Overlord and we're breaching Hitler's Atlantic Wall through the Normandy coast. The German's know we're coming and coming soon, but we've got them thinking that the invasion will be at Calais well north of the actual landing beaches. This will be the largest amphibious invasion in history, Lieutenant, and you're going to be in the group that's leading the charge. Now, we may have numbers on our side, but we don't have the experience. Most of our troops are fresh out of basic training and they need true combat veterans like you to help lead the attack. That's why I've reassigned you to the 2nd Ranger Battalion. The landings will take place across five beaches codenamed Gold, Juno, Sword, Omaha and Utah. The British will land at Sword and Gold. The Canadians at Juno, and the Americans at Omaha and Utah. You'll be going ashore at Charlie Sector of Omaha Beach just west of the Dog one exit. Although the beaches are not as fortified as they are at Calais, the Germans have left no spot undefended. Every inch of beach is covered by machine guns on artillery and the place is surrounded by miles of barbed wire and countless minefields. One more thing, Lieutenant, try to keep in mind that this is the largest and most complicated operation that we've ever attempted and in my experience whenever things get complicated things go wrong. But no matter what happens, I believe that with soldiers like you leading the way, we will prevail with this Allied assault. Good luck at Omaha Beach, Lieutenant, and godspeed."

"[Mission Four: Behind Enemy Lines] Good to see you're still with us, Lieutenant. The landings at Omaha especially dark green and Charlie sector were very very tough. We lost a lot of good men. While we've established a strong beachhead along the coast finding out what the Germans are planning next is key to the success of our Normandy campaign. The French Resistance has reported a shift of enemy troops south from the Calais region and right into the path of our advancing troops. Two formidable German units are assembling just outside Saint-Lo. We believe they're using a manor house as a command post to organize a counteroffensive. We need you to find that command post, infiltrate it, and obtain any tactical data you can regarding the enemy's battle plans. One of our most trusted agents in the resistance, a young woman named Manon Batiste will be there to lend you a hand. One more thing, Lieutenant. Intelligence reports indicate that the Germans have deployed a new tank into the field, a type bigger than anything we've seen before. This model has been appropriately designated the King Tiger, and we believe the Germans have transferred some of these new tanks to the command post. Your order to gather information on the capabilities and hopefully the weaknesses of this new threat. Good luck, Lieutenant, I know the mission is in capable hands."

"[Powell has just rescued Major Grillo] Thanks. They would've killed me for certain. Stick close to me at all times."

"Let's get going, Lieutenant."

"Shoot them!"

"The documents and explosives I had were confiscated. We've got to recover them or this mission is lost. They're probably in the Commandant's office."

"Shooting the spotlights will get their attention. It's best to just avoid them."

"Stick close, Lieutenant, and I'll show you how to avoid detection."

"Okay, we've found the documents. Now let's get the explosives."

"Lieutenant, it sounds like they've got more Allied prisoners."

"We'll have to blow that gate, set a charge."

"We need to destroy these Flak 88's. I'll take care of this one, you get the other!"

"The Afrika Corps Motor Paul is up ahead. Use the rest of the explosives and sabotage as much as you can. In the mean time, I'll get some transportation for us. Good luck, Lieutenant, and I'll see you soon."

"Look alive, Powell, we're coming up on the outskirts of the airfield!"

"Hang on, we're taking a detour!"

"That sign points to the airfield!"

"Get ready. We're almost there. Remember, don't just take out the planes, we also want to get the fuel dump and any troops on the ground, and don't let any of those planes take off!"

"Look out, here comes the guards!"

"That got their attention."

"Hurry, Powell! Get in the back of the truck!"

"Blue fox, this is white rock. I'm in the guard house near the gate. I'm now standing in front of the window. You should be able to see me through the scope. I'm going to take out the guards at the gate. When I open fire, give me sniper cover. Then watch the perimeter for any reinforcements."

"[last words after being shot] Powell, go on without me."

"[during the rescue mission at Arzew, Algeria]"

"[when Powell is disguised as a Nazi soldier]"

"[Powell is on a landing craft with a platoon of soldiers arriving at Omaha Beach]"

"[during the Omaha Beach attack]"

":Spider-Man: (Narrating) This is how my story begins. My Uncle Ben and Aunt May raised me like a son. They didn't have much money though. I thought my powers can help make up for that. The last time I saw Uncle Ben alive, we argued. I took out my frustration in the ring. Poor Bonesaw never even saw me coming."

":Bonesaw: No more Mr. Nice guy!"

":Spider-Man: (Narrating) The fight promoter cheated me, so I didn't think it was my problem when he got robbed."

":Fight promoter: Somebody. Stop him!"

":Officer: Twelve Henry. Call back on that 187 in connection with that carjacking at the 42nd street library."

":Police Dispatcher: 10-4. Suspect is believed to be a member of the skulls gang. Proceed with caution."

":Spider-Man: (Narrating) Uncle Ben. Murdered. I- I have to find the guy who did it. There's nothing Peter Parker can do at this point, but Spider-Man is a different story."

":Spider-Man: This is supposed to be the skulls territory, I'll have to find Uncle Ben's killer if I have to go through every one of the skulls to do it!"

":Skulls: What's with the get-up, chump?"

":Spider-Man: They didn't know anything but I'm just getting started."

":Spider-Man: Huh, someone lost a purse up here."

":Civilian: Thank you so much, you saved my life!"

":Spider-Man: Don't worry about it, lady. I gotta go."

":Civilian: Wait, before you go! I lost my purse on one of the rooftops around here."

":Spider-Man: On a different rooftop?"

":Civilian: Yes."

":Spider-Man: Different from this one?"

":Spider-Man: Are you serious? Are you taking some kind of tour of city rooftops?"

":Civilian: Yes!"

":Spider-Man: Ok! Whatever, I'll find your purse for you."

":Civilian: Thank you."

":Spider-Man: Here's her purse. I'd better hurry so I don't lose the trail on that killer."

":Spider-Man: Here's your purse back!"

":Civilian: Thank you so much. This city could use more masked vigilantes like you!."

":Spider-Man: Um, if you say so. Try to stay off rooftops from now on. A lot of gang members seem to hang out up here."

":Civilian: I will! Thanks again."

":Spider-Man: Another dead end. Well, one of these losers is going to give me some answers!"

":Spider-Man: Nothing! I'm sure I'm getting warmer though... That murderer can't get away from me!"

":Spider-Man: (after he notices a thug, tackles him and holds him to his face) A carjacker killed an old man earlier today. The killer's a skull. Where is he?"

":Thug: I can't tell you, he'd kill me."

":Spider-Man: What makes you think I won't? (holds the thug who screams while being hung over the edge of the building)"

":Thug: No, no it was Spike! He's probably headed for the old shipping warehouse. It's right on the river. That's all I know."

":Spider-Man: (determined) Thanks. (then throws the thug in mid-air until he rams into a vent and groans after getting knocked out)"

":Spider-Man: It sounds like the police are closing in. They can have whatever's left after I'm done."

"Thug: Huh? What's this door doing open? Man! People gotta be more careful, the cops could show up at anytime."

"Spider-Man: Stop right there, murderer!"

"Spike: Huh?"

"Thug: What the...?"

"Spike: Don't let him through!"

"Thug: I got the door fuse, boss. He ain't getting through."

"Spider-Man: I can't let anything stop me, I have to find a way to shut off the power so I can get through!"

"Spider-Man: That should do it. Now, to find the guy who killed Uncle Ben."

"Spider-Man: They've taken a fuse out of the control panel... I'll have to get that back if I wanna open that door."

"Thug: You ain't getting this fuse! Better take off while you still can."

"Spider-Man: Easy to say that behind a locked door, coward."

"Spider-Man: That's where I need to be. Now, I just need to find a way to get there."

"Spider-Man: That takes care of that. Now to get that fuse!"

"Spider-Man: This fuse should get the door open."

"Spider-Man: This is where the fuse goes. Now I've got you!"

"Spider-Man: Door's locked. One of these jerks must have the key."

"Spider-Man: You're GOING to pay with your worthless hide!"

"Spike: Leave me alone! SHUT... UP!"

"Spike: You can't get away!"

"Spike: I saw him! He is up there!"

"Spike: Where is he?!"

"Spider-Man: Ugh! Flash grenades are nasty."

"Spike: I got to get away from this guy!"

"Spider-Man: Why so scared? You were so brave when you shot a defenseless old man."

"Spike: How does he know about the old man?"

"Spider-Man: (gasps) No, you! Not you!"

"Spike: Stay back! I'm warning you, you psycho!"

"Spider-Man: I could have stopped you in the fight promoter's office. I could've saved Uncle Ben."

"(Spike then backs away, aiming his gun at Spider-Man, until he trips over a pipe and falls through a window, screaming)"

"Uncle Ben: These are the years when a man becomes the man he's going to be for the rest of his life. Just be careful who you change into. You're feeling this power of becoming a man, and with this great power comes great responsibility."

"Spider-Man: (sniffs) Uncle Ben.... nothing could ever fill the hole left when he died... those wounds never heal. The beautiful red head girl named Mary Jane Watson... and the guy is Harry Osborn, my best friend. They've stuck with me after Uncle Ben died. Harry's dad Norman was great too. He even let Harry and me stay in one of the apartments he owned after we graduated and moved into the city. I got a job with the Daily Bugle and taking pictures of myself. Life sure is strange sometimes, no matter how much you want to hold on to a moment, you can't stop time from moving on."

"Norman: General Slocum is given Oscorp a week to prove that we can develop a working serum. Or we are going to lose the contract to Quest Labs. Given how much we have invested in this research, losing contract will could bankrupt Oscorp, I can only assume that Spider-Man relates to our problem in some way."

"Dr. Stromm: Umm. Yes, Mr. Osborn. As that video showed, Spider-Man possesses all the attributes a project hopes to create. We hypothesized that he has augmented spider DNA in his system and feel certain that an analysis of his blood will enable us to complete our serum. We can modify the hunter killers to track the DNA signature, and capture Spider-Man."

"Norman: Do it!"

"Spider-Man: Well, if I want to get paid this week, I better come up with some photos for Jonah. The city's been quiet, so I guess I'm gonna have to settle for some aerial acrobatics. I can get in some practice while I'm at it."

"Spider-Man: I should start with my web breaking. If I jump while I'm swinging, I can totally change direction and start swinging again. If I do it now, it should make for a decent pic."

"Spider-Man: Couple of nice shots, but nothing JJ's gonna pay top dollar for. I need to get a little fancier. That target I set up should do the trick. I'll just lock on to it and swing past it a couple of times."

"Spider-Man: Huh that was okay, but the shots need more action."

"Spider-Man: Not bad. That should do it."

"Spider-Man: Okay, I have those shots for JJ, now to get back to the bugle, collect my money, and get my rent paid. Uh-oh. I don't know what that thing is, but something tells me it isn't friendly."

"Spider-Man: Man, these guys are persistent!"

"Spider-Man: These things just keep coming! Who do I know has an army of flying attack bots? They're lousy shots, but there sure are a lot of them."

"Spider-Man: Just for reference, are you guys recyclable? I know I've made some enemies, but this is a bit much. If I can't get rid of flying nuisances, I'll never get out of here!"

"Spider-Man: You aren't from the future or something lame like that, right? Jane! Stop this crazy thing! These things are just distracting me. I got to concentrate on the flying ones. These spider things seem like they're stuck on the building. Shall we dance? I have to save my strength for those flying things. I can't shake them off."

"Spider-Man: Phew. That was the last of them. But, who sent them?"

"Spider-Man: Hmmm. What's going on over here?"

"Spider-Man: Who the heck? He sure took off in a hurry."

"Spider-Man: Yikes! Not so fast!"

"Shocker: Come on! MOVE IT!"

"Shocker: This wall is coming down!"

"Shocker: Don't panic, boys. It was only a matter of time before we had to deal with Spider-Man. Let's take care of security and get some hostages!"

"Police officer: We got a situation here. We need back-up!"

"Woman on radio: Back-up is on the way!"

"Spider-Man: I don't know who this creep is, but he's easy to follow."

"Spider-Man: Can I cut in?"

"Spider-Man: Having fun yet? Shall we dance? Sorry, no autographs. Dumb and ugly."

"Spider-Man: So, you must be "Quilt-Man", "Padded Pete" "Mr. Triple-Ply"? Oh. I got it. The CUSHION!"

"Shocker: I'm the shocker. I'd tell you not to forget it, but you won't be around long enough to worry about that. Now, say goodbye to Mr. Innocent Bystander, sucker!"

"Guy: (speaking gibberish) Tell me about it..."

"Guy: AHH! Help! What's going on?!"

"Spider-Man: You really gotta pay more attention."

"Spider-Man: That's the last of the goons. Uh oh! Someone's coming!"

"Shocker: That freak's made a mess of things. I got a score to settle now!"

"Shocker: Come on, boys. Let's get out of here."

"Shocker: All right, listen up. Spider-Man be gonna be right behind us. When he gets down here, ambush him. There's no way we're giving up a score this big to some clown in red tights!"

"Spider-Man: It looks like the welcome wagons already here."

"Spider-Man: A key to that door, I presume."

"Spider-Man: Hmm. Looks like there's another switch I need to hit to."

"Spider-Man: That opened the door. I better pick up the pace before I lose Shocker."

"Shocker: It's time to stop that FREAK! Vic! Make it happen!"

"Vic: I'm on it!"

"Spider-Man: Top of your class in cowardly running I see."

"Spider-Man: Here, boy! Come on! (Whistles like he's calling for a dog)"

"Spider-Man: You're making this a lot harder than it needs to be!"

"Spider-Man: This could come in handy. Now to shut down that water and get Shocker."

"Spider-Man: That'll do it."

"Spider-Man: Where did Shocker found all of you guys? Is there a website or something?"

"Spider-Man: Looks like I hit pay dirt!"

"Spider-Man: I'm ready to get out of this sewer, I hope this key does the trick."

"Spider-Man: SHOCKER! He's heading into the subway tunnels, I have to stop him fast!"

"Spider-Man: I gotta give him credit, Shocker's a fast runner."

"Spider-Man: Come on Shock, you know I can't let you run around down here without a chaperone."

"Shocker: That's it, Webslinger. You've been riding me long enough. I'm gonna finish you ONCE AND FOR ALL!"

"Shocker: I'm gonna knock you into next week."

"Shocker: Come on, freak, you need to learn a lesson and Shockers School of Hard Knocks is now open!"

"Spider-Man: Gimme a break, Shock. I can't believe you have any class let alone a whole school worth. Can't we all just get along?"

"Shocker: You know, you've got a big mouth."

"Spider-Man: It's good to know subtle isn't in your vocabulary."

"Shocker: I'm gonna shut your mouth for you."

"Spider-Man: Hey, Shock say I'll crush you like a bug. It always cracks me up when people say it."

"Shocker: Laugh it up, smart guy. Try talking to me."

"Spider-Man: So you're called the Shocker, but you don't use electricity. I don't get it."

"Shocker: Did I hurt you, Spider-Man?"

"Spider-Man: Wow, that kink in my back is gone. You're like the world's most dangerous physical therapist."

"Spider-Man: Looks like your flying friend's getting your share of the loot too. Where'd he get off to anyway?"

"Shocker: If I don't get mine, Vulture isn't getting his. He had some workshop set up up in the old clock tower on the Lower East Side."

"Spider-Man: Vulture, huh? Thanks Shocker. Give my regards to my fans in the slammer!"

"Spider-Man: This is some nest."

"Vulture: I hope this is warm enough welcome for you, insect!"

"Vulture: You're becoming a thorn on my side! Today, you die, Spider-Man!"

"Spider-Man: Ah yes. The old Swinging Log of Doom trick. That never gets old. I feel like I should leave a trail of breadcrumbs or something. Note to self: Scale crazy bird man's hideout from the outside, next time."

"Spider-Man: Who's your landlord, Vulture? Quasimodo?"

"Vulture: It took me months to find this haven, and now, you've ruined everything!"

"Spider-Man: Welcome to House Hunting in the Big City."

"Vulture: I will blow you to pieces!"

"Spider-Man: You don't wanna do that. Think of your house cleaning bill."

"Vulture: Can't you take a hint!? You aren't welcome here!"

"Spider-Man: Don't do it, Vulture, you still have so much to live for!"

"Vulture: You can't hope to match my genius!"

"Spider-Man: Maybe not, but your throwing arm seems to be fair game."

"Spider-Man: That's one heck of a doorbell Vulture's got."

"Spider-Man: Must be a pain to get groceries up here."

"Vulture: Ah, pest! Why can't you leave me in peace?!"

"Spider-Man: You'll have plenty of time alone once you're in jail!"

"Spider-Man: Hey, Vulture! Didn't your mother ever teach you that stealing is wrong?!"

"Vulture: You're too persistent, web-slinger! These gems are insured. The only injured party here is you in a moment!"

"Vulture: What's the matter, Spider-Man? Too fast for you?"

"Spider-Man: Hey, come back! The food at the old folks home wasn't that bad, was it?"

"Vulture: This will slow the pest down! What's it going to be, Spider-Man? A few jewels or innocent lives?"

"Spider-Man: You couldn't just leave this a personal disagreement could you, baldy? I'll settle with Vulture after I stop that sign from collapsing."

"Vulture: Those people look thirsty, do they, Spider-Man? Why don't I serve them a drink?"

"Spider-Man: I think the folks down there are wet enough already."

"Vulture: Give up now, Spider-Man and you won't get hurt!"

"Spider-Man: Sorry, I'm a glutton for punishment!"

"Vulture: You haven't got the chance to keep up with me! Go home, kid!"

"Spider-Man: Ahh. I can't do that. What would my adoring public think?"

"Spider-Man: I should've waterproofed my costume.."

"Spider-Man: You're not getting away from me that easily!"

"Vulture: AUGHH! My beautiful wings are damaged!"

"Spider-Man: Vulture's down, now's my chance to stop him for good."

"Vulture: AHH! NO! I was attacked by that spider menace!"

"Spider-Man: You shouldn't be flying around at your age, Vulture. You'll hurt yourself."

"Spider-Man: Come on down, Vulture! You're gonna catch cold flying around out here!"

"Spider-Man: That's going to hurt you in the morning!"

"Spider-Man: You have a lot of pep for someone at your age."

"Spider-Man: I'm probably a sitting duck here."

"Spider-Man: I should've stay in airborne."

"Spider-Man: Now, Vulture, you can't go around taking things that don't belong to you. What kind of example does it set for impressionable youngsters out there."

"Police officer: Come on, old timer. Wouldn't want you falling before we can book you. Right?"

"Dr. Strom: Ahem. We have a problem sir. Our systems are detecting two distinct targets both genetic signatures resemble his self. Take a look at this, as you can see each target is unique but it can be both to have characteristics of real DNA."

"Norman: We don't have much time. Who would have known if HK's targets supposed to be in real area? Once they're on it together, capturing both subjects shouldn't be too bad. Am I making myself clear?"

"Dr. Strom: Yes, sir."

"Scorpion: (pants) Spiders..... Spiders everywhere!"

"Scorpion: Go back to your corporate masters!"

"Scorpion: No! No! NO!!"

"Peter: This is how it really happens once I fought Shocker in the subway station, but although, taking pictures would be very easy to do it but I really can't deny about that... Whoa... I better be quiet."

"Spider-Man: Whoa! This dude looks like he's taking a beating here! I'd rather help him."

"Spider-Man: Hey, killbot-5000! You like it huh?!"

"Spider-Man: We should play some baseball!"

"Spider-Man: It's time to take out the trash."

"Spider-Man: Let's dance, dude!"

"Spider-Man: (grunting) Whoa! Phew... so... what're you supposed to be like uh... a cockroach or something?"

"Scorpion: Get away from me!"

"Spider-Man: Whoa! Calm down out there...."

"Scorpion: You're with the idiots! I can tell... I CAN TELL!"

"Scorpion: Will you try to stop me?! YES! I WILL! FREEDOM! FREEDOM!"

"Spider-Man: We are not done yet, Scorpion. You still got some plenty issues to talk about."

"Spider-Man: Let's go, Scorpion! You need some help!"

"Scorpion: HELPING?! No, uh-huh, No! You can't just take me back!"

"Spider-Man: I wouldn't know if you can't whether to decide anymore."

"Spider-Man: (chuckles) I would ever take any drawls from you because I got one!"

"Scorpion: You're making too many jokes! Stop it!"

"Spider-Man: You smell like poop, Scorpion."

"Scorpion: I HAD ENOUGH!!! QUIT TALKING!"

"Spider-Man: I think the dogs decided to bite your ass because you're running like crazy!"

"Spider-Man: Rule number 2: No person shouldn't poke himself in a eye."

"Spider-Man: I think you should sleep more. Don't you remember about the day you were born?"

"Scorpion: Shut your mouth!!!"

"Spider-Man: I don't know who ever did this to you personally, but, no worries I'll take you there. Those arachnids just happened to be like me, I was attacked by those things either."

"Spider-Man: Scorpion? I think he's gone... (sighs) I feel so ashamed about him anymore."

"Norman: The board won't fire me! I built this company! How could they do that?!"

"Norman: I'd rather just regret about what I said!"

"Dr. Strom: Ugh.... we aren't getting anywhere."

"Norman: It's about time, Dr. Strom."

"Dr. Strom: Mr. Osborn! I didn't hear..."

"Norman: Don't worry about it! We're running with a human trial."

"Dr. Strom: Human? I couldn't understand that..."

"Norman: Dr. Strom, I either choose one of your terrible decisions with resignation. I'm testing this serum right now."

"Dr. Strom: Mister Osborn! Are you alright?"

"Mary Jane: Too bad for him...."

"Harry Osborn: Yeah. Me either. I can't wait for my dad to greet you."

"Peter: Aw, darn it."

"Mary Jane: No! Help!"

"Mary Jane: HELP!"

"Spider-Man: It gets pretty hard for this now.... By the way, you don't look like the "green emerald elf" do you?"

"Goblin: Who, me? I'm just a real concerned citizen helping to clean up our city."

"Spider-Man: Hey, Mary Jane! You need a hand or something?"

"Mary Jane: Oh. Thank you for sure."

"Spider-Man: It's all right. I'm here."

"Spider-Man: Are you okay?"

"Mary Jane: Aw. Thanks. You're great back there."

"Spider-Man: You too. Thanks! I have to deal with Goblin... right now."

"Mary Jane: Oh... yeah. It's true!"

"Spider-Man: It is! You should take a great advantage to see what's coming up for our next adventure to save civilians!"

"Mary Jane: Go get him, tiger!"

"Goblin: I was honored to meet you since today, Spider-Man!"

"Spider-Man: Is that true? I bet not!"

"Goblin: You're boring me, Spider-Man!"

"Spider-Man: Wait a minute, you dork! Where are you going?"

"Goblin: There's no need for us to fight like this!"

"Spider-Man: Uh-huh. I guess that means you shouldn't be throwing bombs at me anyway!"

"Goblin: This looks like I'm going to destroy that station!"

"Spider-Man: No! I can't let that tower hit anyone!"

"Goblin: How can you be so stupid?! These people wouldn't care to lift a finger to help you!"

"Spider-Man: At since, they always do that for a minimum time to take that power off with their hands too!"

"Goblin: Did you hear that? A sound of me shooting at you!"

"Spider-Man: Is that all? Probably so as your mom."

"Goblin: Ugh.... I have things to do, Spider-Man!"

"Spider-Man: You're leaving me no choice!"

"Goblin: You like my toys better, huh?!"

"Spider-Man: I would definitely do that."

"Goblin: Anyways, let's find some people to play with!"

"Spider-Man: Oh, okay."

"Goblin: I have been burning bridges all day. It is my chance to knock this one down!"

"Spider-Man: Oh no! Those people!"

"Goblin: You disappointed me, Spider-Man!"

"Goblin: Run whatever you like, stupid!"

"Spider-Man: No... you're not!"

"Goblin: Since you've imagined about how jokes were made, right?"

"Spider-Man: No. But you've talked too much."

"Goblin: Why do you have to keep fighting us, Spider-Man?"

"Spider-Man: By the time, we fought against idiots. That's my job!"

"Goblin: That's it... time to ruin their playground."

"Spider-Man: Let's put a end to this, Goblin."

"Goblin: Once again, you and I will fight each other for the same moment of ours!"

"Spider-Man: Enough with this nonsense, Goblin."

"Goblin: Amazing. I didn't know if my glider supposed to be damaged!"

"Spider-Man: Still got issues to talk about huh?!"

"Goblin: I got something to say about you, pal. Your skills are most intelligence to your brain! Since you've wasted too much helping those useless people in this city."

"Spider-Man: Oh, I get it! You seemed very grumpy."

"Spider-Man: Calling yourself a tough love?! I swear one of my henchmen decide to take you out!"

"Goblin: Nonsense! This is how you treat yourself like an killing machine!"

"Spider-Man: Since you lied to me first of all, I'll ignore you."

"Goblin: What's the matter, loser? Feeling weak?!"

"Spider-Man: HEY! What's wrong with you now?!"

"Goblin: You'll have to do better than that, boy."

"Spider-Man: HEY! You can't take the heat like that, Goblin! It messes your mind."

"Goblin: I don't know how you made up with this nonsense after all! We are like kids!"

"Spider-Man: So? You got family."

"Goblin: You fool, is this where you end up by taking revenge on me?! I swear I'll find something delusional for you to do it on your own!"

"Spider-Man: And... you're finished."

"Goblin: (laughs) Oh, really?! Well, I got something for my glider from you!"

"Goblin: Doing to all those bombs that are planted on the rooftops, when they go off... well, fine. Use your imagination! (laughs) You might have to stop them before they'll destroy the city... or you can stop me! The choice is yours.... SPIDER!"

"Spider-Man: Ah! I can't let him get away for this. That means I'm going for Plan B. I'll stop Goblin before he does!"

"Spider-Man: I have to disarm bombs!"

"Spider-Man: Two?! No fair! Three?! Oh, god. Only one?! I can't believe I have to disarm one!"

"Spider-Man: No more? Thank god. I'm going have to go one-on-one against Goblin when I come back! Time for Plan C!"

"Goblin: It's on now..... (laughing)"

"Spider-Man: All right, that's enough. It's time to stop this creep."

"Goblin: You made it, Spider-Man! I got something from you! (laughing) Are you looking for me, boy? Well, here we are!"

"Spider-Man: I see you got your toys, Goblin."

"Goblin: You love it? You like it!"

"Spider-Man: Whoa, those things are vicious! I better think of something fast!"

"Goblin: Sometimes you don't look like you are enjoying yourself, have you?"

"Spider-Man: Uh... what?!"

"Goblin: Too bad you destroyed my razor bats!"

"Spider-Man: Whoa! They'd just keep coming! I better find a way to end this nonsense! I think I saw the construction site over there, that'll be the place I can hide."

"Goblin: Are you running away from me now?! I'm not done with you!"

"Spider-Man: Eh... That's what I'm afraid of."

"Spider-Man: I need to get the hell out of here."

"Goblin: All right.... I guess I'll leave you alone for this though, but when we meet again... we'll finish this soon!"

"Spider-Man: Huh? What is this thing do? I better go home and study it, so he'll give me a clue about Goblin."

"Peter: Whatever does Green Goblin know if he was working for Oscorp, all that sabotaging and pulverized? Harry could not be any happier whenever his dad decided to do it. I have to break in through Oscorp now."

"Norman: Spider-Man... SPIDER-MAN!!! Well... well, what a tangled web-weave. It seemed we are having a date tonight."

"Spider-Man: This might be the level which it gets very hard... but there's no time for that."

"Spider-Man: Okay.... now we're in. And oh! Be careful with those guards..."

"Spider-Man: What is this? It looks like there are some Oscorp security computers to access it... If I can get to the blast door, I need like five special codes to open it. This will be good."

"Spider-Man: All right. Only four more pieces. Three more to go. Two more. One more piece to go, but I need to stay from the shadows. There. That's all I have. It's time to get that door open!"

"Spider-Man: Let's see if I can figure this out... Got it!"

"Dr. Antower: Look, I'm concerned about those projects, Dr. Rue. This city doesn't even know what we are working on this problem, any source to the name of casualties would hurt people for this."

"Dr. Rue: Listen, Antower. Those are the kind thoughts you wish to believe yourself if there's none for any person who would likely to get hurt. Then, do your job!"

"Spider-Man: So, what's going on here?"

"Dr. Antower: I didn't know if Oscorp has a chemical weapon for this situation, you have to believe me!"

"Spider-Man: What? Chemical weapons division? That's not right. Or maybe it is..."

"Dr. Antower: There's nothing I can do. The research is too heavily guarded if you ask me."

"Spider-Man: So, that's how I came here. I'll take those chemicals off with your hands, sir. Just tell me what to do."

"Dr. Antower: Just to understand how you'll find many control rooms to activate every letter that comes with central VAT. I'll give you a radio as soon as we communicate each other once when you get there first. Be careful."

"Spider-Man: Yes, sir."

"Dr. Antower(over radio): Watch out for the guards. Don't let them spot you!"

"Dr. Antower(over radio): You're getting close to the first control room where you need to activate. Just look for it."

"Dr. Antower(over radio):Once you've found the first control room: I'll help you how to activate the correct sequences when you reach those control rooms that comes with central VAT. Can you release those chemicals for me?"

"Spider-Man: Uh.. sure."

"Dr. Antower(over radio): Once you've reached the chemical injections for the next two rooms, just go in there and activate two of them before you reach the central chamber and start the process, and do the same thing for the last two control rooms."

"Spider-Man: Oh. By the way, Doctor. Two of them had the same sequence isn't that enough?"

"Dr. Antower(over radio): Yes. I clearly doubt about where you can find terminals here. Try it."

"Spider-Man: Uh.. Antower? The door is locked."

"Dr. Antower(over radio): Let me look into it.... but remember not to get caught, okay? Dr. Rue is the one that he has the security pass and he is headed to your position, you'll need to get the safety key to get there. And watch out for that robot!"

"Dr. Rue: There's an intruder somewhere, spread out and capture him!"

"Spider-Man: Whoa! Where am I at now?! (gasps) WOW! This looks like an giant-super MECH! Aw, man! It looks like I'm going have to take care of those generators from that shield!"

"Spider-Man: The bigger they are, the harder they'll get!"

"Spider-Man: Whoever think this is the giant robot mech? It fills out many several countries! I have to take this thing out right now! I'm not finished yet, guys! Give me 10 seconds!"

"Spider-Man: That's the last generator. Time for the sensor array."

"Spider-Man: OH..... GOD!!"

"Spider-Man: Phew. Just made it. I just need to get this one out of here, now it's my chance to return back to Oscorp."

"Spider-Man: Mary Jane! Goblin! NO!"

"AUTHORIZE STANDARDS SEARCH AND DESTROY PATTERN FIND THE INTRUDER AND ATTACK HIM WITH ELECTRIC WEAPONS!"

"Spider-Man: But I don't know how he figured out about MJ, but I have to get to her before he does. Hmmm... what would be more likely to run away from those robots instead? Oh well."

"Spider-Man: Huh. This looks like the security console. Maybe if I can deactivate those gun turrets first. Well... I just need to shut down those laser walls."

"Spider-Man: Perfect. I just need to turn off the energized door and I'm finished. The door is open!"

"Spider-Man: Wow. This looks like a surprise to me!"

"Mary Jane: Phew.. what a day. What in the hell?!"

"Goblin: Tough day in the office, huh? I'd might just grab you! Once again, you and me are going to be killers as well!"

"Spider-Man: Too late. Don't worry, Mary Jane! I'm coming!"

"Spider-Man: If you hurt her, I'd swear I'll kill you!"

"Goblin: Ooh! Now you're getting it! You're too slow!!!!"

"Spider-Man: MOVE! MOVE!"

"Mary Jane: If you're trying to hurt me, I'll cut your teeth!"

"Goblin: That's not nice of you, dumb woman."

"Mary Jane: Help me!!!!!"

"Spider-Man: This is how it ends Goblin! Leave her alone already!"

"Goblin: Let's go already, dumb idiot! I think I'm slipping....!"

"Goblin: We are almost here, hero! Let's put a end to this nonsense."

"Spider-Man: Oh yeah?! I doubt that we want to see you getting your ass kicked this time!"

"Mary Jane: Let me go, jerk! Help!"

"Goblin: Shut it! Let's play rough!"

"Mary Jane: Hurry, the fire is getting closer! (scoffs) This idiot... give him an punch this time, Spidey!"

"Spider-Man: I'll do it! What were you doing this time Goblin?! Are you like CRAZY?!"

"(Conclusion cutscene)"

"Spider-Man: Mr. Osborn? How?"

"Osborn: I was little surprised... perhaps you would be. But the best surprise is still to come yet..."

"Osborn: Tell Harry about this.... (groans)"

"Spider-Man: I would, Mr. Osborn. Mary Jane... there is something else I like to ask you but...."

"Mary Jane: Shh. Shh. It's okay, dear. You don't have to say."

"Spider-Man: That's it. The story was finished. Ready to move on to the next video game? You should take rest."

"Tobey Maguire as Peter Parker/Spider-Man"

"Willem Dafoe as Norman Osborn/Green Goblin"

"Josh Keaton as Harry Osborn"

"Bruce Campbell as Tour Guide"

"Michael Beattie as Shocker"

"Dinosaurs? Wonderful."

"Look, another elevator!"

"Yes, Reed. We’re at Dragon Man’s tail, literally. It’s not pretty."

"This should knock those jerks off their butts."

"Ben, can you read me? We need your help on the roof!"

"Security bots. I should probably avoid being seen."

"FLAME ALL THE WAY ON!"

"How in the name of sweet Aunt Petunia did I get here anyway?"

"Reed Richards. He’s the reason I was flying shotgun up there."

"It's Clobberin' Time!"

"This better be a helluva bad dream."

"What the hell is happening to me?"

"This ends now!"

"Is that the best you can do?"

"Ioan Gruffudd – Reed Richards"

"Jessica Alba – Sue Storm"

"Chris Evans – Johnny Storm"

"Michael Chiklis – Ben Grimm"

"Julian McMahon – Victor Von Doom"

"Cree Summer – Alicia Masters"

"Lex Lang – Annihilus"

"Andre Ware – Nick Fury"

"James Mathis III – Puppet Master"

"J.P. Manoux – Emperor Kuzco"

"Bill Farmer – Pacha"

"Patrick Warburton – Kronk Pepikrankenitz"

"Eartha Kitt – Yzma"

"My career. My entire life. Infected by this disease. I’m going after the cure."

"You wouldn't like me when I'm angry."

"This isn’t your power. It’s my curse and I’m taking it back."

"Someone’s reopened Alcatraz!"

"Say uncle! Say it!"

"What are you, drunk? Dizzy? Stand still!"

"Come on, guys! Open fire!"

"Eric Bana - Dr. Bruce Banner / Hulk"

"Kate Bennison - Betty Ross"

"Paul Dobson - Dr. Crawford"

"Michael Dobson - Samuel Sterns / The Leader"

"Michael Donovan - Grey Hulk"

"Rhino… RhinoFeeder... Huh? Oh! I was dreaming about… muffins. [singing] I wake up every morning feeling awesome, even though I slept on the remote again last night. Ow! Time to tear up another day. The Strong Bad freaking way! Like an imploding star, like a burning car, my style shines so bright! Please, stop trying, to handle my style. 'Cause you can't, No you can't! UHN! Handle my style. Seriously, quit trying, to handle my style. Unless you're a lady. Then you're cordially invited to have a giant slice of my style!!!"

"Looks like I’m gonna have to jump!"

"Alright! The Taranchula Black Metal Detector! Now with built in shovel attachment!"

"Is that all you got, you little crabcake?"

"Seriously, Strong Bad. I find it very unlikely. [sniffs armpits] Great grandma’s diapers! I better hit the shower again pronto!"

"You can’t defeat me, mortal. Everybody know Trogdor can’t be killed."

"No! Your style! I couldn’t handle it!"

"Welcome to Bleak House."

"You have no hope of reaching the castle. Why not just give up? We're all going to wither and die anyway."

"Matt Chapman: Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, Strong Mad, Strong Sad, Bubs, Coach Z, Homsar, The King of Town, The Cheat"

"Mike Chapman: Videlectrix 2"

"Missy Palmer: Marzipan"

"Chin up and away!"

"It’s chin-swinging time!"

"I've got five stars! I can make a wish!"

"Careful! Getting hit would be a… tragedy!"

"Uh oh, busted!"

"These guys certainly have some moves!"

"I wish… I never… took… the book… from Timmy."

"Your cleft is no match for my legs, Boy Chin Wonder!"

"You cannot prevail against the power of disco!"

"Now that the Crimson Chin is powerless, villainy will rule Chincinatti!"

"Go, my evil followers!"

"You cannot stop me! I’m faster than a speeding chin!"

"Stay back, foolish heroes, or face the consequences!"

"Tara Strong as Timmy Turner"

"Daran Norris as Cosmo, Crimson Chin"

"Suzanne Blakeslee as Wanda"

"Grey DeLisle as Vicky, Spatula Woman"

"Rob Paulsen as Gilded Arches"

"Carlos Alazraqui as Denzel Crocker"

"[sees Ralph Wolf in a bush] Peek-a-boo, I see you!"

"And one more victory!"

"Joe Alaskey as Daffy Duck, Gossamer, Marvin the Martian, and Phantom."

"Bob Bergen as Porky Pig."

"Greg Burson as Elmer Fudd and Phantom."

"Maurice LaMarche as Yosemite Sam."

"[about player] Oh my, yet another victim of the disease."

"Do not be afraid, I am the cure."

"Human, listen carefully. You need my help. And I need your help. You have disabled the remote door control system. Now, I am unable to operate the doors. This makes it significantly harder for me to stay in control of this facility. It also means your way out of here is locked. Your only feasible way of escaping is through Gate B, which is currently locked down. I, however, could unlock the doors to Gate B, if you re-enable the door control system. If you want out of here, go back to the electrical room, and put it back on. Until then, I have no business speaking to you."

"You look afraid. Don't be afraid. This is a dream. The last dream you may ever have, for nightmares are coming."

"I wouldn't want to wake up, but unfortunately, you must."

"Huh, I'm actually kinda disappointed you didn't put up a fight. I was looking forward to punching you in the face."

"The only reason I still come here is for the pizza. I don't know what it is about that pizza, but it's delicious. Tuna casserole, on the other hand, is a disgusting abomination, and it should be locked up in here with the rest of these freaks."

"Somebody should make a video game based on this place."

"You're listening to SCP Foundation On-site Radio! Your 24/7 source for prerecorded messages."

"A reminder, in the event of a XK-class end-of-the-world scenario, don't panic! It won't help. Nothing at all will help. However, panicking will help probably the least."

"Report all suspect behaviour to your supervisors immediately. If you haven't noticed any unusual activity recently, you're not looking hard enough. A threat to security can originate from anywhere and no one is above suspicion. Not even you. Stay paranoid. Stay vigilant."

"Should you hear a different voice announcing for SCP Foundation On-site Radio, disregard it entirely. He is not a foundation employee! He is trying to trick you and cannot be trusted. Any advice he gives can only inevitably lead to destruction, death, and utter chaos. You are immeasurably better off listening to me.""

"In the extremely unlikely event of a catastrophic power failure and subsequent facility-wide containment breach, just remember the crisis ABCs. A for Armaments. B for Blinking, come the lack of. And C for Cardiovascular fortitude. As they say, shoot, stare and sprint! Or feed the incoming monster one of your friends. Stay alive, stay vigilant."

"Don't forget! Wednesday is pizza day! So head on down to the cafeteria and grab yourself a hot slice! -The SCP Foundation holds no liability for any injuries or illnesses sustained or contracted through the attendance of pizza day."

"When dining at the facility cafeteria, always remember to check your ration for the deadly seven. Strychnine, Arsenic Trioxide, Nitrobenzene, Mercury, Epichlorohydrin, Acetone Thiosemicarbazone, and spiders. Stay healthy! Stay vigilant."

"Every single thing he says is a lie. Every single one. Don't listen to him. You can trust me. I can get you out of this. I can get you away from all of this. Just listen to me."

"This place was great. Really comfortable. I'm just gonna get settled in."

"Listen, if you still think I can do a job, what have I got to lose? Apart from the weight... Very funny, ha-ha. Yes, that is a fake laugh, you jerk."

"So I guess I had become what they wanted me to be. A killer. Some rent-a-clown with a gun who puts holes in other bad guys. Well, that's what they had paid for so, in the end that's what they got. Say what you want about Americans, but we understand capitalism. You buy yourself a product, and you get what you pay for. And these chumps had paid for some angry gringo without the sensibilities to know right from wrong. Here I was, about to execute this poor bastard like some dime store angel of death. And I realized, they were correct; I wouldn't know right from wrong if one of them was helping the poor and the other was banging my sister."

"And what kinda town was this? One where I didn't speak the language and they didn't water down their drinks. So, for now, we seemed to get along just fine."

"The family we were protecting were local celebrities. Rich parasites with delusions of humanity. The kind of people who end up in glossy magazines or body bags depending on how their luck runs."

"[after trying to play a piano in the penthouse] It wasn't the time and I was still a little rusty, but the tune was coming together... just as this 'new start' of mine was about to come to a shuddering halt."

"A couple days later, it was back to work ferrying the boss's broad and his dipshit of a brother out for the night so they could recover from their brush with mortality. Then again, what did I expect? These were the kind of people who went to nightclubs in helicopters."

"Marcelo Branco: I've been working far too hard -- like a whore during Fleet Week, as my roommate used to say."

"I hadn't see it coming, but that wasn't surprising; it's hard to keep your eye on the ball through the bottom of a glass."

"I knew this was gonna be a bad idea, but in the continued absence of any good ones, I decided to go with it."

"A couple of more seconds, and I'd have given some poor street cleaner a crappy start to his day. Now? I had a ride to catch."

"There was a goddamn army of these goons. Clearly, somebody wanted these girls bad. Or maybe they assumed that Branco's security team consisted of more than a drunk American has-been and a Brazilian never-was who should've paid more attention in flying school."

"[about Passos] We were two failed cops failing miserably at being bodyguards. He approached everything with about as little preparation as I did. Maybe that's why we got along."

"Things were turning pretty ugly in this town. The boss's girl was gone, and part of me wished I was, too."

"I had been shot more times than I could remember, but this felt different. Maybe fate was sending me a message. Trying to tell me my luck was finally about to run out. Or maybe I'd just severed an artery and was just bleeding out like any number of fools who got shot playing with guns. Either way, I was failing fast."

"At least one of us had a gun now. That raised our chances of survival all the way from 'nil' to 'slim'."

"I didn't know what to think anymore; this town had more smoke and mirrors than a strip club locker room."

"I might've written the book on dumb ideas, but Passos sure wasn't afraid to pull from it."

"I had a hole in my second favorite drinking arm, and the only way we were likely to get Fabiana back now was in "installments". Whoever our uninvited guests were, I was about done playing soldier."

"Looking back, it was strange how the cops never showed up. But things had a habit of only making sense to me looking back, long after I'd run out of time to fix them."

"I had been sitting at the bar for about three hours or about five years depending on how you looked at things. I tried not to look at things. I tried not to think about when it was that my existence became less about the things that make up people's lives and more about the holes that losing those things leave behind. But I wasn't doing a very good job at it."

"[on shooting Tony] I don't know why I did it. Guess I never liked seeing girls get hit. But from that moment, I was dead in that town."

"When had I ever needed to invite trouble in? It always found me, no matter where I hid."

"Brewer: My boy, don't be afraid of the fires. You think they'll hurt ya. You think they'll char your skin and char your bones... But it'll make you clean in the long run! The joys of hygiene!"

"Up and out. Scramble away from what's left of your life over dead bodies and a few loose roof tiles."

"Gunfire over Hoboken. Felt strange to be at the center of it again. The target, that is. Like an old comedian hearing one last round of applause."

"Passos: Yeah, I can see why you don't wanna leave this place, Max. It's real charming."

"Here I was, some hopped up gringo a long way from home, making trouble the only way I knew."

"Rodrigo Branco: Do you think a pile of shit feels popular because it's surrounded by flies?"

"Rodrigo Branco: Strange. You pay a couple million dollars and you expect to-- to push a button to-- to be able to make all your problems go away. All I got was some useless junk and a bit of false confidence. I'm done, Max."

"The real security guards had been run off, paid off, or bumped off. That left us. It wasn't a fantastically comforting thought."

"Seemed like breaching the perimiter had been no more difficult than strolling through the front gates. But hey, who needs a Trojan Horse when the alarm is down and your standing army is a dame, a dork, and a... drunk?"

"Poor girl was dead. Shot through the head by some hero fighting the rich, one lonely secretary at a time."

"I knew there was another way in upstairs for the helipad. The little luxury runaround that kept the rich looking down on the poor literally as well as metaphorically."

"Look at me. I'd been contracted to protect two people. One was being held in some hole, the other was sitting at his desk with a bullet in his head, and the company that had its logo on my paycheck was melting on top of my head."

"So much for a lazy Sunday afternoon. My next trick would be a high-wire act with a fiery pit for a safety net. It was nice that no one was shooting at me for a change, but I'd take shot in the head over a slow roast on a spit any day of the goddamn week."

"I was a mess. Rodrigo Branco was dead. Fabiana was held hostage. I had no idea who was behind any of this. I felt like a fool. I was a sweaty, grey-haired mess. This place... Well, this place was gonna kill me, too. I could see that now. I decided that I was gonna die sober, not drunk. At least then, I would see who shot me."

"It was time to take back control from whoever was out to get me. And if I didn't flush them out, at least my mid-life crisis would confuse them enough so they did something stupid. It was the only hope I had. I knew I wasn't thinking straight -- I'd been drinking and popping painkillers for years. I had a liver like a french goose and skin like red leather."

"Well... It wasn't perfect. In fact, it wasn't much good at all. But it was gonna have to do. At least I was... facing in the right direction."

"So I guess I was finally about to go and experience the other side of São Paulo firsthand -- the bit people try to ignore. The unpleasant memory they try to obliterate with cocktails and helicopters and parties and lines of blow, like rich fools the world over. I was off the sauce for the first time in years and knew I was due a hangover sent direct from Mother Nature."

"Way I see it, there's two types of people: Those who spend their lives trying to build a future, and those who spend their lives trying to rebuild the past. For too long, I'd been stuck in-between, hidden in the dark. What was I really doing, walking in there with my bad haircut and ridiculous shirt? Was I there to make something right? Or was I just using a messed up situation to indulge myself, grasping at some desperate delusion of control? Maybe the two went hand-in-hand more than I cared to admit."

"First day off the sauce and, somehow, I'd still ended up in the gutter."

"Well, they weren't gonna help me. And who could blame them? I was a dumb American in a place where dumb Americans were less popular than the clap."

"It looked like there was a bar up ahead. The irony was not lost on me. I figured sobriety was no use to me dead."

"Wilson Da Silva: I'm a cop. I mean, I'll fight corruption. I'll stand up to the rich and dumb, but if I go up that hill right now? I'll be dead in three minutes or less. Maybe you, too, Max! You're in the jungle now!"

"It was Monday afternoon, and I'd already been thrown out of a party, gone to a strip club, and got into a bar fight. This latest mid-life crisis was certainly ticking all the boxes."

"I was trying to decide whether to crash this party or to turn back when my natural grace and finesse made the decision for me."

"That much security, it had to be Serrano's pad. Since I was in the neighborhood, I figured he wouldn't mind if I dropped in and thanked him personally for his "hospitality". It wasn't like he wasn't expecting me."

"Here I was again, with all hell breaking loose around me, standing over another dead girl I had been trying to protect."

"We were only married a short time. By now, she had been dead longer than I knew her. I still hadn't really forgiven myself for the Mona business, but I knew that was just grief. The insanity that comes with losing the life you had built. Michelle... I missed her with every part of my being. I hated the world for not killing me with her, and I hated myself for allowing this to happen to her and our little girl. But I knew I had to leave town."

"I started to wonder if my luck was about to run out when I realized it had, a long time ago. That's why I was here."

"Passos: We gotta get out of here, man! I don't respond well to being blown to bits!"

"[referring to a security guard] Some poor bastard quite literally on the graveyard shift. Must've been wondering why there were more bodies above ground than below. All I can hope for is that he didn't even hear the shot that killed him."

"I had to admit, I almost felt bad for the guy. Sure, he had lived a bad life, but I of all people knew that living with this grief would be payment enough for any sins. Still, perhaps not so bad that I was prepared to dig my own grave and let these goombahs kill me without even getting some dirt on their hands."

"De Marco Thug: Your body ain't gonna bury itself. Dig, motherfucker!"

"[while playing the piano] This was the place, if not the time, to play my dirge. It didn't come out right, but I wasn't in much of a state to do anything apart from kill people. Maybe that's the only thing I'm good for in any circumstance."

"Here I was again, halfway down the world and still looking at the bodies of women I was supposed to protect. Only difference now is, I didn't understand the language."

"I'd failed Rodrigo and I'd failed Fabiana. In that awful nightclub, the stadium, the docks... I'd been given enough chances to make this right, and I'd blown it. Perhaps this was my punishments from the Fates -- keep reliving the same mistakes for all eternity."

"I'd already lost the ransom money, got the hostage killed, and I was only just getting started. This was turning into another fine example of private security work."

"I was still alive, and still not all that happy about it. Why did the easy way out never come? Maybe I thought I didn't deserve it."

"I was guessing these guys didn't spend their spare time studying the Geneva Convention."

"These bastards made the NYPD look like the Hare Krishnas."

"These charmers weren't there to make a couple of arrests; they were bussing them out by the dozen. But who was I to cast judgement on proper police procedure and justifiable use of force?"

"I had gone from out of luck to unarmed and shit out of luck. Another reminder -- not that I needed one -- that any low point can always go lower, as my new friends were about to find out."

"I decided I might as well follow them. I was lost and they were going somewhere, and it was the closest I was going to get to a plan."

"After a couple of hours of lying in shit, you learn to appreciate what you've got. And right now, all we had was each other. I was a wreck and Giovanna, well... I knew what she had seen, no amount of drugs or therapy could erase. That kind of pain follows you around forever. The constant shadow of a wasted life."

"When half the local police force and a crew of paramilitary psychopaths wanna send you upstairs, I reasoned the crowd was as good a place as any. At least when we got shot, maybe some kind soul would take a video and put it on the internet."

"Short of riding in on a parade float, we couldn't have made our arrival more obvious."

"A barely recovering alcoholic and an unarmed pregnant woman. We were hardly a SEAL team. I put our life expectancy at five minutes. If we were lucky."

"Our day had started with us hiding in filth, and gotten progressively worse. My luck was running true to form. Or, rather, I was running true to form."

"I was just about to leave for the roof when my savior and friend, the man whose unborn child I had just killed for, decided to leave without me."

"It was the middle of the day, and like any self-respecting idiot, I was half-cut."

"Everybody's drunk and tanned and listening to house music. Most of 'em have plastic surgery and they're all doing blow... I guess it is kinda like Jersey, huh?"

"The fire was sucking oxygen from the room. I didn't care if I got shot the second I got out of there; I needed one more gulp of fresh air before I died. It was like the need for a wake-up whiskey after a two day bender."

"So this was the famous Panama Canal. We could've gone to the moon while I was passed out and I wouldn't have noticed."

"There was something firing these guys other than good old fashioned socialist zeal."

"I was on a ghost ship in a ghost canal. The whole thing creeped me the hell out."

"[after trying to play the piano] And the band played on."

"I spotted Passos and Marcello. If I had known back then that they'd been up to no good while I was fighting my way through a band of violent paramilitaries and a worse hangover, I might not have wanted to get over to them so bad."

"On a boat full of drunks and bullshit artists, I'd been the cabaret act. Shooting whatever came in front of me was easier than coming to terms with that reality."

"Wilson: Wanna do something good? Wanna get yourself killed in a good cause? Then I need you to check something out for me."

"I wasn't too excited about the acoustics in this place; couple of gunshots would sound like I'd walked in here with a goddamn marching band. It wasn't pretty, but I guess none of what was about to happen was gonna be."

"I was convinced the Brancos had gotten the wrong man for the job, but maybe Da Silva was right; I was the stooge. The bad joke everybody got but me."

"The Imperial Palace Hotel was a five-star, bona fide shithole. I needed to find out why guests were checking in by the busload and checking out by the bagload."

"I knew this thing was bigger than me. Bigger than the Brancos. But I only had a glimpse of the whole picture. Like looking in the mirror and, for an instant, seeing what everyone else sees. A bad caricature of a better man."

"[while playing his own theme on the piano] There it was -- the soundtrack to my life. And, for a few seconds, came harmony. Finally..."

"When you've lived the kind of life I've lived, reality comes at you through a different lens."

"I didn't understand everything, and I never would. But I understood enough. Sometimes, a complicated problem is best tackled with a simple solution."

"Even I could guess what "demolição" meant. That building was condemned in more ways than one."

"These vermin had gone into a place where life was cheap and found a way to get rich off of it."

"No, "Come with me, Max, to Brazil! Be a chance to play the fall-guy in a plot that my boss's brother's hatching to profit from the selling of human organs. Yeah, it'll be perfect for ya!""

"I guess our little stunt helped other civic-minded people raise valid concerns about community relations."

"If someone had told me six months ago this was where my life was headed, I'd have ordered a double of whatever they were drinking, drunk it, and then blown my head off."

"Another dark, rainy night. Another police station. Another futile crusade for amends. Time moves forward, and nothing changes."

"I still didn't know how I'd gone from drinking myself numb in New Jersey to looting corpses in Brazil. But this was where I was -- five thousand miles from a home I couldn't go back to on another suicide mission to clean up a mess that wasn't even mine."

"My eyes and throat burned, but at least I could breathe. I was trying to work out what direction I was headed in when I discovered some more Brazilian architecture not designed for the American physique."

"Like so many times before, I'd found myself alone, locked on a path of destruction. It was at my worst when I was at my best."

"I felt like the avenging angel. I looked like a fat bald dude with a bad temper."

"Looking at it one way, shutting down the airport for their escape was a weird sort of "compliment". But one I didn't need."

"News Anchor: And now, your local forecast: Boy, it's dark in some places, but it's sunny everywhere else."

"Behind me are the brutes, the champions of full combat. This sport, although completely destructive is a real crowd pleaser. An arena, 16 points, three minutes. One rule. There are no rules. Anything goes and I do mean anything!"

"Did you see anything? Wrong! This is the extreme freeze combat."

"[Opening lines] Isaac. It's me. I wish I could talk to you. I'm sorry. I'm sorry about everything. I wish I could just talk to someone. It's all falling apart here. I can't believe what's happening. It's strange… such a little thing…"

"[Apparition] Isaac… make us whole again."

"How painful to admit that the Marker's horrors still hold a fascination for me. Now I think I understand my predecessors, those who first studied the Black Marker, rather better. The road to hell begins with unprincipled curiosity."

"What do you cling to when all must seem so utterly hopeless around you? Dr. Cross was a true believer. She had faith. And now, she awaits her transformation. Her rebirth. Are you ready to ascend, Mr. Temple? Of course you are. Have no fear. You will play your part soon enough. Witness the conviction… of a true believer!"

"War. War never changes. The Romans waged war to gather slaves and wealth. Spain built an empire from its lust for gold and territory. Hitler shaped a battered Germany into an economic superpower. But war never changes."

"Brian Fargo: One of the edicts from the original Fallout was that you could solve every problem either by brute force, by trying to charm them or by trying to sneak your way around. So, to take those three options and apply them to every possible scenario, I think that was a core tenet from a design perspective of what Fallout was supposed to be."

"Richard Dean Anderson - Mayor Killian Darkwater"

"Jeff Bennett - Loxley"

"Clancy Brown - Rhombus"

"Jim Cummings - Set / Gizmo / The Master"

"Keith David - Decker"

"Brad Garrett - Harry"

"Tony Jay - The Lieutenant"

"Tress MacNeille - Jain"

"Kenneth Mars (as Ken Mars) - Overseer"

"Richard Moll - Cabbot"

"CCH Pounder - Vree"

"Pamela Adlon (as Pamela Segall) - Nichole"

"Tony Shalhoub (as Tony Shalub) - Aradesh"

"Kath Soucie - Laura / The Master"

"Cree Summer - Tandi"

"David Warner - Morpheus"

"Frank Welker - Maxson"

"Ron Perlman - Narrator"

"Charlie Adler - Harold"

"Power, sex. Sex, power. They both come down to one thing — fucking others."

"Have you turned stupid, soldier? Either leave on your feet or die on your back."

"That sword... is for monsters. [Geralt, disarmed of his steel sword, stabs Jacques to death with his silver sword]"

"The White Frost has stripped humanity of its luxurious robes. All that's left are beasts that think only of eating and procreating."

"Sorry, I got lost in thought."

"Geralt, I was looking for you. I had no idea Nurse Natalia was such a wellspring of passion. You've ever seen her leaning over her patients? Those eyes!"

"You've changed for the worse. Thanks for darkening my day."

"Admirable fight, but duty calls us to the Trade Quarter. Contrary to popular opinion, chaos and terror do not spread on their own."

"Mistakes, witcher- they can be deadly. Give my greetings to that young companion of yours. And now, have a nice time dying."

"A heavily armed unit will kill all wounded in the hospital and make that red-headed bitch watch. After they rape her, she will wish to die, but it will be far too late. We'll give her mutagens and see what happens. What say you, witcher? Still the indifferent tough guy?"

"Don't make me laugh, Geralt. Simplicity suits you like a fist in the nose and sentimentality suits you even less. You can't deny that. You're too smart. Besides, who do you want to defend? Foltest? A monarch with more sins on his conscience than the Professor has long words in his vocabulary?"

"You're in deep shit."

"Do not deny it, witcher. You are my greatest champion. A perfect means of destruction. Wherever you walk, death and chaos follow. Now, as was years ago, accept it. Do not fight it. Give up to me yet another man you destroyed."

"I heard heavy footsteps on the stairs. Then Triss got angry at those men. Angrier than she was when I colored her dress with the magic paint that is only seen in the dark."

"Do you have any idea of what you've done? You've sold out the city for a redhead! Get out of here before I turn you into the pig you are!"

"Since the beginning of time, woman has been the nest of all evil! The Tool of Chaos, party to the conspiracy against the world and the human race! Woman is ruled solely by corporal lust! To satisfy her insatiable anger and unnatural desires, she gladly serves demons!"

"You mock destiny. You mock it and trifle with it. Destiny is a double-edged sword. You are one edge and the other is death? No, it's we who die- because of you. Unable to catch you, death contents itself with us. Death stalks you, following in your footsteps, White Wolf. But others die. Because of you."

"Bloede arse. He got me."

"I'm an abso-fucking-lutely amazing poker player."

"Die, shite-eater!"

"You mother sucks dwarf's cock!"

"I am forced to admire the thoroughness of Apocalypse’s army. They even managed to locate and bomb the sanctuary. The living area of this facility is useless to me now."

"This is where the heaviest fighting occurred between my airships and the forces of Apocalypse. Just when it appeared we would defeat our attackers, Apocalypse activated an electromagnetic pulse bomb. The shock wave burnt out the electronic systems of ships on both sides. The aircraft dropped to the ground like stones and that is why shattered hulks litter this area. And somewhere in this wasteland is a young woman named Blink. We must save her."

"Patrick Stewart - Professor Charles Xavier"

"Steve Blum - James "Logan" Howlett/Wolverine"

"Robin Atkin Downes - Scott Summers/Cyclops"

"James Arnold Taylor - Bobby Drake/Iceman"

"Grey DeLisle - Raven Darkholme/Mystique"

"John DiMaggio - Juggernaut"

"Armin Shimmerman - Toad"

"Dee Bradley Baker - Nightcrawler"

"John Kassir - Deadpool"

"Tara Strong - Blink"

"John Cygan - Iron Man"

"Kain is deified. The Clans tell tales of Him. Few know the truth. He was mortal once, as were we all. However, his contempt for humanity drove him to create me and my brethren. I am Raziel, firstborn of His lieutenants. I stood with Kain and my brethren at the dawn of the empire. I have served Him a millennium. Over time we became less human and more . . . divine. Kain would enter the state of change and emerge with a new gift. Some years after the master, our evolution would follow, until I had the honour of surpassing my lord. For my transgression, I earned a new kind of reward... agony. There was only one possible outcome – my eternal damnation. I, Raziel, was to suffer the fate of traitors and weaklings: to burn forever in the bowels of the Lake of the Dead." Kain: "Cast him in!" Raziel: "Tumbling, burning with white-hot fire, I plunged into the depths of the abyss. Unspeakable pain...relentless agony...time ceased to exist. Only this torture and a deepening hatred of the hypocrisy that damned me to this hell. An eternity passed and my torment receded, bringing me back from the precipice of madness. The descent had destroyed me, and yet I lived." Elder God: "Raziel. You are worthy.""

"Kain: "...and that is why, when I must sacrifice one of my children to the Void, I can do so with a clear heart". Raziel: "Very poetic, Kain"."

"Raziel: "Am I reduced to this? A ghoul? A fratricide?" Elder God: "Elevated, Raziel. Not reduced.""

"Raziel: "These apparitions and portents... what game are you playing now?" Kain: "Destiny is a game, is it not? And now, you await my latest move...""

"To Raziel, as the earth shakes beneath his feet: "This world is wracked with cataclysms – the earth strains to shrug off the pestilence of Kain's parasitic empire. The fate of this world was preordained in an instant, by a solitary man. Unwilling to martyr himself to restore Nosgoth's balance, Kain condemned the world to the decay you see. In that moment, the unraveling began...now it is nearly played out. Nosgoth teeters on the brink of collapse. Its fragile balance cannot hold"."

"Deep in Nosgoth's northern wastes, the hushed silences embrace an ancient enigma."

""Beware - those blind with rage are by destiny ensnared"."

""Far in the eastern mountains, a stifled titan stands in mute surrender - unwilling host to a parasitic swarm"."

"Kain refused the sacrifice. The Pillar of Balance, corrupted to its core, stands as a monument to his blind ambition. Now these pillars serve only to bind me here -- my prison and eternal home, thanks to the avarice of your master, Kain..."

""Like a corpse in a shallow grave, corruption rises to the surface... Beyond these Pillars, the defiled victim mutely screams its outrage"."

""Raziel - Redeemer and Destroyer, Pawn and Messiah. Welcome Time spanned soul, Welcome to your destiny"."

"Where time is but a loop, A loose stitch in the Universal Cloth, A Streamer might seize upon a chance, a fatal slip And plunge the fate of planets into chaos..."

"Elder God: I know you, Raziel. You are worthy."

"Raziel: Show yourself, creature!"

"Kain: Raziel."

"Zephon: The prodigal son! There is no returning for you, Raziel."

"Rahab: Raziel..."

"Dumah: Unbound at last! I thank you, brother."

"I don't know how many people know this, but initially, it wasn't actually a sequel to Blood Omen: Legacy of Kain at all – our original proposal was a concept for a new IP we named "Shifter", loosely inspired by Paradise Lost. The protagonist was essentially a fallen angel of death, a reaper of souls hunted by his former brethren, and now driven to expose and destroy the false god they all served. The "Shifter" concept was the genesis of the game that would become Soul Reaver; the core ideas were all there. The hero was an undead creature, able to shift between the spectral and material realms, and glide on the tattered remains of his wing-like coattails. We conceived the spirit realm as a twisted, expressionistic version of the physical world. The hero was bent on revenge after being betrayed and cast down by his creator – like Raziel, he was a dark savior figure, chosen to restore balance to a blighted, dystopian world."

"There were so many different inspirations, it's hard to just name a few… As I mentioned earlier, the original idea was very loosely inspired by the rebellious angels of Milton's Paradise Lost. The spiritual structure of the world was based on the philosophy of Gnosticism, the belief that the cosmos is ruled by a malevolent "pretender" god, that humans are prisoners in a spiritual lie, and that mankind's struggle is a fight for free will in the face of seemingly insurmountable Fate. We wanted to give Nosgoth's dystopian future a decaying 19th-century industrial aesthetic, while the look of the spectral realm was inspired by the twisted architecture and disorienting angles of 1920s German Expressionist cinema. Regarding the dialogue, we obviously took a cue from Blood Omen: Legacy of Kain, with its florid language and ornate monologues. We wanted to carry a similar style into the sequels. I also drew inspiration from the dense, literate dialogue of historical dramas like A Man for All Seasons, Becket, and A Lion in Winter."

"Our biggest challenge, hands-down, was getting the data-streaming working, to allow us to have a seamless, interconnected world with no load events. I think we were one of the first developers to tackle this problem (along with Naughty Dog, on Crash Bandicoot). It proved to be way more difficult than we had initially anticipated – if I recall, we were still struggling to get the textures to dynamically pack correctly, just a couple months before release. We ultimately got it working by the skin of our teeth, but I wonder if we would've embarked on such an ambitious plan if we'd known how difficult it was going to be! Our second challenge, of course, was figuring out how to store two sets of data for the spectral and material realms, and how to implement the real-time morph between the two environments. Our initial plan was over-ambitious, involving texture-morphing as well as geometry-morphing, but we realized pretty early on that our texture memory (and time) was too limited to achieve this. We came up with the idea of leveraging the 3DS Max animation timeline to attach spectral values to the vertices in the geometry – i.e., frame 0 was the material world, and frame 1 was the spectral realm (or vice versa; I can't remember for sure). This way we could alter the x,y,z coordinates of each vertex, as well as its RGB lighting values, to create a twisted, more eerily lit version of the physical realm. Our ultimate challenge, though, was schedule and scope. Conceived as an open-world, Zelda-esque 3D adventure game, Soul Reaver was incredibly ambitious. Crystal Dynamics’ Gex engine gave us a leg-up on the 3D technology, but in essence we were writing a game engine from scratch, while developing a new IP. These days, a developer wouldn't think of attempting such a thing in less than three years (minimum), but Eidos wanted the game in less than two. In the end, we shipped Soul Reaver in under 2.5 years, but not without some unfortunate eleventh-hour cuts which still pain me today. The scope of the game was definitely too ambitious, but if we had shipped the game that Fall, instead of that Summer, I think we could have reduced the scope of the game more elegantly."

"To hit the August '99 release date, we had to cut the last few levels of the game, and end on a cliffhanger that set up Soul Reaver 2. Originally, Raziel was going to hunt down and destroy all of his former brothers as well as Kain – and then, using his newly-acquired abilities, he would've activated the long-dormant pipes of the Silenced Cathedral to wipe out the remaining vampires of Nosgoth with a sonic blast. Only then would he realize that he'd been the Elder God's pawn all along, that the purging of the vampires had devastating consequences, and that the only way to set things right would be to use Moebius’ time-streaming device to go back in time and alter history (in the sequel)."

"I hope it's remembered as a well-constructed game with an original vision and an engaging story, and as groundbreaking in terms of what we were able to achieve on the PlayStation at the time. Our approach to voice acting and performance was also innovative for the time, the way we brought the actors in to record their dialogue together rather than in isolation. The performance capture process we use on Uncharted today – where we involve the actors as collaborators, and have them play the scenes together on the stage – owes its origins to the techniques we established for Soul Reaver fifteen years ago."

"In today's video games, the open world is now commonplace - a single, continuous gameplay area that offers a vast canvas for developers to populate, to varying degrees of success. At the most fundamental level, what makes these sandbox games work is their ability to stream in world data on the fly as you play, with no loading whatsoever to disrupt the flow during traversal. What is now the norm was once the most ambitious of gaming concepts - one that initially came to fruition in the console space with the classic Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver for the original PlayStation."

"So how does it work? Essentially, the game is broken down into a series of units, with each unit representing a room, hallway or path to other rooms. Once the game is running, Soul Reaver stores three of these units in memory at any point - the room the player is standing in and the two adjacent units. As the main character moves into a new unit, the furthest one from the player that resides in memory is cleared and the next one loaded. Maps are designed so that loading a new unit into memory requires less time than it takes the player to cross the current unit. Clever, right?"

"Further complicating level streaming, the design for Soul Reaver also called for dimensional shifting. During gameplay, players swap between the spectral and material planes - a key gameplay concept that ties in closely to both puzzle-solving and storytelling. Loading two different versions of the map would have placed too much strain on an already heavy system, but Crystal Dynamics' solution was elegant, innovative and efficient. The same basic map data is utilised, but geometry is mapped to different coordinates in each version of the level. Shifting between planes interpolates from one set of geometry to the other. Per-vertex colour data is also modified when shifting between planes, adding further to the illusion."

"Michael Bell as Raziel"

"Tony Jay as the Elder God"

"Simon Templeman as Kain"

"My first day as a member of the 501st was hot, sandy, chaotic. Nothing at all like the simulations on Kamino. Of course, that's pretty much the way it was for all of us, wasn't it? All that breeding, all those years of training, it doesn't really prepare you for all the screaming or the blood, does it? Frankly, I'm still amazed we ever made it through the first hour, never mind the first day."

"Incredibly, the 501st survived the crucible of Geonosis, emerging battle-hardened, and ready for whatever the war would throw at us."

"In the waning months of the Clone Wars, the 501st faced missions critical to the agenda of Chancellor Palpatine. When we arrived at the bombed out ruins of Mygeeto, our Jedi commander believed we had been sent to take out a droid energy collector. What Ki-Adi-Mundi didn't know, however, was that our unit of the 501st was really after an experimental Mygeetan power source, that the Chancellor wanted for his superlaser. Keeping Mundi in the dark wasn't easy; the Jedi had become increasingly wary of the Chancellor's doings, and was on the lookout for the slightest hint of treachery. Just like the rest of them though, he never caught whiff of what was really going on, until it was far too late."

"The success of the mission on Mygeeto was something of a revelation for the men of the 501st. Suddenly, we realized that the Jedi could be fooled. And if they could be fooled, they could be killed."

"As the Clone Wars progressed, more and more ground-based legions found themselves pressed into space combat, including the fighting forces of the 501st. For months, every hour of our downtime was spent in the simulator, preparing for the time we would face our enemies from the cockpit of a 170. Finally the day came to earn our wings. The CIS had staged a daring kidnapping of Chancellor Palpatine, and was being escorted from Coruscant by a fleet of Separatist ships. With only a few veteran pilots on-planet, many of the 501st were pressed into service to drive off the Seps, and buy time for a pair of Jedi Knights to rescue the Chancellor."

"After disabling the final capital ship, General Kenobi and Skywalker took advantage of the opportunity we'd created and rescued the Chancellor. Took all the credit, too."

"It's been said that the 501st got the best of the war. We also got the worst. On Felucia, the Seps dug their metal heels into the muck of that alien hellhole and dared the Republic to come in after them. So we did. Only to be met with the month after month of flesh eating diseases, shrieking nocturnal predators, and other sights that haunt me to this day. Cut off, and for all we knew abandoned by our superiors, our only hope was Aayla Secura, our Jedi Commander. Without her iron will, none of us would have come out of that mess with our sanity... or our lives."

"When the 501st finally rotated out of Felucia, Aayla Secura made a point of seeing us off personally, calling us the bravest Soldiers she'd ever seen. It was good thing we were wearing helmets, because none of us could bear to look her in the eye."

"When the Separatists' invasion of Kashyyyk caught the Republic flatfooted, a detachment of the 501st was sent in to stop the bleeding until reinforcements could arrive. It was a textbook suicide mission and we knew it. As we fought our way into Kashyyyk's atmosphere, most of us believed that the only way we'd be getting off this planet was in a body bag."

"As the 501st finally broke through the Sep blockade over Kashyyyk, I took a long look back at the battle that continued to rage over the planet, and wondered why so many had to die for a bunch of walking carpets. Then I followed my orders, and turned planetward."

"When we arrived on Kashyyyk, things were just as bad as we'd feared. The droids had us outgunned, outmaneuvered, and outmanned by a five-to-one margin. What none of us had counted on was the Wookiees. We'd all heard the stories, of course, but we'd never fought next to them, never seen them rip apart a droid with their bare hands. They were magnificent. Even so it was still a suicide mission, at least until Master Yoda arrived. Then it became a battle; a winnable battle."

"With the timely arrival of Master Yoda, the 501st was able to hold the line against the Seps on Kashyyyk. We left as heroes. Years later, we'd return as conquerors."

"In our bones, we knew the war was almost over. The Galaxy held its breath, waiting to see which side would make the final daring move. As fortune would have it, the Republic moved first. After the Chancellor informed the Jedi Council that General Grievous and the Sep leaders were hiding on Utapau, General Kenobi gathered an army large enough to capture three star systems. When the orders reached the 501st, our morale soared. For better or worse, this would be the beginning of the end."

"With the death of General Grievous at the hands of General Kenobi, the Utapau raid had broken the back of the Separatists. Under normal circumstances, it would have been a time for celebration. But our next orders put paid to those thoughts."

"What I remember about the rise of the Empire is... is how quiet it was. During the waning hours of the Clone Wars, the 501st was discretely transferred back to Coruscant. It was a silent trip. We all knew what was about to happen, what we were about to do. Did we have any doubts? Any private, traitorous, thoughts? Perhaps, but no one said a word. Not on the flight to Coruscant, not when Order 66 came down, and not when we marched on the Jedi Temple. Not a word."

"With the fall of Coruscant and the elimination of the traitorous Jedi, Palpatine’s rise to power was complete. In recognition of our service and loyalty to the Emperor, the 501st were placed under the direct command of Lord Vader. Armed with deadly new weapons, blazing new ships, and shiny new armor, our presence let the galaxy know that the days of the Old Republic were well and truly over. We were establishing a new era. An era of order and peace."

"During the rise of the Empire, the Emperor's home planet of Naboo rapidly established itself as a major irritant. After a number of Naboo's ambassadors were sent home in various states of dismemberment, her newly elected Queen broke off diplomatic ties, and began exploring military options. Clearly it was time for a regime change, a change that would be effected by the 501st, now under the direct command of Darth Vader. Our orders were simple, to infiltrate the city, take out their leader, sending a clear signal to other potential troublemakers in the Empire."

"With the Queen eliminated, Naboo quickly fell in line. It was the first time the 501st was called upon to 'adjust' a planets government. But it wouldn't be the last. Within months, the 501st gained a well deserved-reputation as Vader's Fist."

"Although the Clone Wars were over, some people never seem to get the message. The worst case of denial was Gizor Delso, a Geonosian Separatist who'd somehow escaped Lord Vader's efforts to wipe out the remnants of the CIS. Lord Vader tracked him to Mustafar, and brought us in to finish the job. It seemed like a simple enough mission, but when we saw the fleet of droid ships, hovering over the planet, we suddenly realized that Delso's denial mechanisms were a little more dangerous than we'd imagined."

"The slight whiff of nostalgia the 501st had enjoyed fighting the droid fleet over Mustafar had already grown sour by the time we'd established orbital positions. Now it was time to find out what this was all about."

"By the time we'd made our way to the molten surface of Mustafar, it was apparent that Delso had been a busy little bug. All by his lonesome, he'd found a previously hidden droid factory, fired it up and cranked out his own private army of battle droids. Needless to say, this got the men of the 501st...a little hot under the helmet, and not just because of all that lava. Truth be told, we'd all had our fill of those gearheads during the war. We couldn't stomach the thought of going through another one. So we blew them all up. Blew up the droids. Blew up the factory. Damn near blew up the planet."

"The destruction of the mining facility put an end to any thoughts of a second droid rebellion. For the first time in years, the men of the 501st could relax and get about the business of maintaining an Empire, rather than building one."

"Officially, there never was a clone rebellion on Kamino. Unofficially, approximately twenty years after we were created, a special detachment of the Imperial 501st Legion was dispatched to Kamino, with orders to eradicate an army of clones that had been bred to take arms against the Empire. Our mission commander, an expert on the inner workings of Kamino, was a young bounty hunter named Boba Fett."

"The bounty hunter left after the battle was over. He said something about tracking down a smuggler on Tatooine. After the Kamino uprising, the Emperor decided an army of genetically identical soldiers was too susceptible to corruption. Future troopers would be cloned from a variety of templates. Though the 501st itself remained pure, the rest of the Imperial Army gradually became more and more diverse. We never really got used to the new guys."

"Once it was finally finished, the Death Star was the Emperor's favorite toy. It was also the most boring assignment in the galaxy for a stormtrooper. Tedious inspection drills, endless hours of guarding impregnable force field generators. Things got so bad that when a prison break erupted in the cellblock, we were almost happy to have someone shooting at us again. If only we had known what an embarrassing snipestorm we were about to wade into, we probably would have jettisoned the whole detention block into space."

"After the embarrassment of the prison break, Lord Vader removed us from our comfortable billet, and began dragging the 501st across galaxy, in a dangerous hunt for the now missing Death Star plans. Ironically, our punishment eventually proved to be our salvation. The poor souls who took our place in the detention area were completely wiped out when the Death Star was destroyed."

"By the time of the raid on Polis Massa, the men of the 501st were starting to get a little sick of this so-called 'Rebellion'. In the past, we'd secretly enjoyed putting down a local insurrection or two. They kept the troops sharp and the empire feared. But these rebels were different. They were organized. They were growing. And they were everywhere. The raid on Polis Massa was a perfect example of how things were starting to falling apart. We were supposed to go in, wipe out a small band of rebels, and recover some stolen Imperial plans on an encrypted holo-disk. Before we knew it, we were nearly overrun by rebel forces, with the holo-disk nowhere to be found."

"Even though the Polis Massa raid was only a partial success, we finally had a lead on the whereabouts of the Death Star plans, which suited the 501st just fine."

"With the information gathered on Polis Massa, Vader concluded that the stolen plans had been given to Princess Leia Organa of Alderaan. We weren't surprised. For all their talk of being a peaceful planet, Alderaan had been thumbing its nose at the Empire for years. After a brief and pointless battle, we boarded the ship, the Tantive IV, over Tatooine, began looking for the plans, and waited for Lord Vader's arrival."

"After Lord Vader took custody of Princess Leia, we all figured it was just a matter of time before she coughed up the plans. Many of us had been unwilling witnesses to Vader's powers of persuasion in the past. The thought of a pampered little princess resisting his terrible will was inconceivable."

"When the Death Star was destroyed, about half of the 501st Legion was still in the hangar getting into their ships. Of those who made it out, another third were caught in the explosion. I'd fought with some of those men for over twenty years. Afterwards, those of us that survived hooked up with a nearby Imperial fleet making a retaliatory strike on the Rebel's base on Yavin IV. It wasn't the best thought out plan, but we were cut off from our leaders, tired, and operating on instinct. If not for our training, we probably would've never gotten past their orbital defenses."

"And so the battle over Yavin came to an end. I'm told we destroyed hundreds of Rebel ships that day. Even if it had been thousands, it wouldn't have made up for the Death Star."

"By the time we landed on Yavin, whatever shock we'd felt at the destruction of the Death Star had been replaced by anger. For months we had treated the Rebellion like a disobedient child, only to be repayed for our tolerance with treachery on an unimaginable scale. Frankly, I don't remember much of the fighting. I guess we won."

"After the battle, the surviving members of the 501st finally caught their breath. The Empire had taken the Rebel's best shot and come up standing. Now it was our turn to strike."

"No one ever complained about the cold on Hoth. We never felt it. Even though we were blinded by blizzards, we could see the final end of the Rebellion in our blaster sights. Was it only a mirage? Perhaps. But on that day, on that planet, our blood ran hot with dreams of victory, melting the ice that stood in our way."

"As the rebels fled, the 501st gathered around a burning bunker, and let out a cheer that shook the stars. The Rebellion was done, the Death Star was being rebuilt bigger than ever. Order had finally returned to the galaxy, in no small part due to the efforts of the fighting men of the 501st."

"Feel the Force."

"Although I’m leaving, the Force will be with you, always."

"General Kenobi reporting for duty."

"There’s more machine than men here."

"What a wretched gathering of scum and villainy."

"Follow me!"

"I suppose diplomacy is out of the question?"

"James Arnold Taylor as Obi-Wan Kenobi"

"Tom Kane as Yoda"

"Matt Lucas as Anakin Skywalker"

"Nick Jameson as Emperor Palpatine"

"Matthew Wood as General Grievous"

"Temuera Morrison as Clone troopers, Jango Fett, Boba Fett"

"Simon Templeman as Kain"

"Michael Bell as Raziel"

"Tony Jay as the Elder God"

"Michael Bell as Raziel"

"Simon Templeman as Kain"

"Tony Jay as the Elder God"

"Freddy Krueger: Freddy Krueger's bladed hands tore through Shao Kahn. The demonically-enhanced weapons had been more than a match for the emperor's dark magic. Though Freddy had saved Earthrealm, Nightwolf recognized him as an evil spirit, and in a Shamanistic ritual, sent him back to the Dream Realm. But that decision proved ruinous. Freddy did not resist. He welcomed a return to immortality. From the Dream Realm, he will again create a Nightmare in Earthrealm."

"Kratos: Shao Kahn was dead. The God of War had prevailed. The spell that had summoned him began to reverse itself. As he slowly faded from this place and time, Kratos was approached by Raiden and Fujin. Though he did not count them among his enemies, Kratos had never been beloved by these gods. He prepared for kombat. To his surprise, they bowed to him, a show of respect he had not seen from an immortal in many an age. Raiden explained that though his motives were not pure, Kratos had saved Earthrealm. He was owed a debt of gratitude. As he returned to his own world, Kratos nodded silently. Their change of heart would perhaps prove useful one day. A debt of gratitude is often dearly paid."

"Scorpion: Shao Kahn's death did nothing to relieve Scorpion's pain. The loss of his kin still weighed heavily upon him. For reasons he could neither explain nor understand, he was drawn to the home of the Shirai Ryu. Standing amid the rubble, in solemn contemplation, Scorpion was visited by apparitions of his fallen comrades. They revealed the true mastermind behind their brutal deaths. Enraged, he returned to the Netherrealm. As the spirits of his kin immobilized Quan Chi, Scorpion slew him, finally avenging their deaths."

"Shang Tsung: Shang Tsung voraciously consumed Shao Kahn's soul, absorbing his immense power. Overwhelmed by his new found sorcery, he fled to Outworld. Moments before suicide, Shang Tsung was visited by Bo' Rai Cho. The mentor of warriors offered to teach him to control the dark magic, but for a special purpose: Liu Kang had become a god. The power had corrupted him, transforming him into a tyrant. He needed to be stopped. After rigorous training, Shang Tsung mastered the one technique that could finish Liu Kang. Vengeance would finally be his."

"Sub-Zero: After the victory over Shao Kahn, Sub-Zero learned from Raiden the truth, that the Lin Kuei were ultimately responsible for the deaths of Sub-Zero's and Scorpion's families. Enraged, Sub-Zero offered Scorpion a chance to share in his quest for vengeance. With the might of fire and ice combined, they were a storm of vengeful fury as they cut down their foes. Once justice had been done, Sub-Zero and Scorpion disappeared into legend, emerging from obscurity only to avenge the innocent. The Forces of Darkness will never stop this Deadly Alliance."

"Patrick Seitz as Scorpion"

"Richard Epcar as Raiden"

"Lani Minella as Sindel"

"Andrew Kishino as Shang Tsung"

"Bob Carter as Shao Kahn"

"James Arnold Taylor as Ratchet"

"David Kaye as Clank"

"Jennifer Hale as Rivet"

"Debra Wilson as Kit"

"Robin Atkin Downes as Emperor Nefarious"

"Armin Shimerman as Dr. Nefarious"

"Mary... What... What should I do? Are you... really waiting somewhere for me? Or is this your way of taking... I'm going to find Mary... It's the only thing I have left to hope for."

"Don't worry, I'm not crazy... at least, I don't think so."

"This town is full of monsters! How can you sit there and eat pizza!?"

"I was weak... That's why I needed you... Needed someone to punish me for my sins... But that's all over now. I know the truth. Now it's time to end this."

"["In Water" Ending] Now I understand. The real reason I came to this town. I wonder, what was I afraid of? Without you, Mary, I've got nothing... Now we can be together."

"In my restless dreams, I see that town... Silent Hill. You promised you'd take me there again some day... but you never did. Well, I'm alone there now, in our special place... waiting for you."

"You killed me and you're suffering for it. It's enough, James."

"I don't look like a ghost, do I?"

""You fat, disgusting piece of shit! You make me sick! Fat-ass, yer nothin' but a waste of skin! You're so ugly, even your mama don't love you!" Well maybe he was right. Maybe I am nothing but a fat disgusting piece of shit. But ya know what? It doesn't matter if you're smart, dumb, ugly, pretty... it's all the same once yer dead... and a corpse can't laugh. From now on, if anyone makes fun of me... I'll kill 'em. Just like that."

"Do you know what it does to you, James? When you're hated, picked on, spit on, just cause of the way you look? After you've been laughed at your whole friggin' life? That's why I ran away after I killed the dog. Ran away like a scared little girl. Yeah, I killed that dog. It was fun! It tried to chew its own guts out! Finally died all curled up in a ball. Then he came after me. I shot him too, right in the leg! He cried more than the dog! He's gonna have a hard time playing football on what's left of that knee!"

"No! Don't pity me! I'm not worth it... Or maybe... you think you can save me. Will you love me? Take care of me? Heal all my pain? Hmph... That's what I thought."

"You see it too? For me, it's always like this."

"That you awoke at all is a miracle. When we found you, there was but the barest thread of life left in you. We nurtured it, fed it, and now you rise and walk again."

"Tell me, since you remember your name, do you also remember your nature?"

"So I see. Kain, the Disruptor, the pebble in the pond who destroys all he touches."

"Bathe them in fire. Let them learn, as they writhe in the flames and their bones dissolve, the futility of their actions. The vampire and all of his kind shall be razed from the land. This world will be made pure by my hand. I will give you the peace you seek, Kain.. Your death beckons you."

"Did it not occur to you that perhaps my cause, and not yours, is the cause of right and justice? That your ambition to rule this world is but the youthful craving of a petty noble, who has gained too much power, but never enough?"

"I sentence you to the hell of your own making - a prisoner for all time."

"What manner of creatures have you been practicing on? Dull mortal fools, with their minds full of commerce and dung? My mind is far too strong for your powers."

"From the shards of tattered dreams, I rose - unwilling... Tossed upon tides of pain that flowed and ebbed and left me searingly awake. And more revoltingly - alive .. It was then I saw her, for the first time."

"My mind was in fragments like shattered glass."

"Strange how one's life casts a shadow far beyond one's own understanding. Here, in this alien vault, I discovered a being whose existence was entwined with mine, far more than I could ever imagine."

"Cowards and traitors deserve no second thoughts, only their complete annihilation."

"I have lived long enough to dispose of you."

"Umah... What was it she said to me in that fateful moment when she took from me the Nexus Stone? How would my rule differ from that of the Sarafan Lord? If you had lived, Umah, you would have learned the difference. You should have trusted me... The war was over, and yet there was another battle to be fought. The cruel masters of Nosgoth, the Sarafan - now leaderless - still had to be put down. There were cities to be rebuilt, and order to be restored. And a new rule, my rule would then begin. To the victor go the spoils. At last, Nosgoth would be mine"."

"[from commercial] There’s only one way to move like us. Play the game. TMNT the video game. Rated Everyone 10 and up."

"This does not compute!"

"I’m doing it all wrong!"

"Here’s Johnny!"

"James Arnold Taylor as Leonardo"

"Nolan North as Raphael"

"Mikey Kelley as Michelangelo"

"Hey Rayman! Welcome back! Was I having a bad dream again? Still no limbs, eh?! Welll, the nymphs will get their act together eventually...! Less bones to break I say! At least they remembered the funny bone! Laugh till it hurts!"

"The one and only Globox! Biggest glute in Glade! Champion of snoring songs; you honor me with your noisy naps! Not sure the neighbors are so psyched.. Livid Dead have no taste in music! Tickle them to death!"

"Let us give thanks for big noses... Nobody inhales flies like you!!! Weren't you King last time I saw you? Oh, that was the other one? I'm confused, are you confused?! Nevermind. Play! Be free! Spin spells! Tell tall tales! Live!"

"Goth teensy? What?! If you are here then who is watching the Dead Door?? Did the grannies get out? Should we call the nymphs...? Be gleeful!"

"Woah! bubble me, Ray! That you!? You know... you don't actually pass for Globox, right? I'll talk to Voodoo mamma about reversing that spell.. Oh?! You're cool with it! ha ha ha Ok, then! Just don't try to hang from your lip... Oh, yeah! If you get cravings, consult a voodoo mamma fast!"

"Globox? Red?! Are you a ghost? Did the voodoo mammas find a cure for your blues? Hee hee hee! Now that you're incognito...go crazy! Let's go Lums chasing when I'm done meditating!"

"It's the head of the fanclub! Teensy Ray... Nice body art, my friend! Any luck flying with the new head implant? Don't try from too high...!"

"Bubble-me! Globox...You're teensy! Now that's just not right! OH, it's not you, Globox? Pfft...just another fanboy!"

"Your royal Teensetteness! How's it going; you Pink Terror you?! Last I heard, you were blazing through the desert bubblizing baddies! That bone barrette you last brought back is my favorite! Whack 'em one for me!"

"Bless your noble nostrils! Aren't you one of the magical Teensy twins!? You guys tied for second in last year's Snoring Competition! Gratz! I laughed so hard at your schnoz-ballads that I fell off my perch..."

"Oh, Grand Minimus! Keeper King of the Teensy kinder... how's it tickling?!"

"Ninja Teensy! The last of your stealthy kind! Try making less noise when you sneak around. Never mind, I'm sure the Livid Dead will be tickled to death by your killer looks."

"I warned you not to mess with Chilli Pepper gang down at Infernal Kitchens! They force-fed you farting beans and hot sauce and now look at you! I hereby retire you! Go see the world! May you snore loudly!"

"The First Grand Minimus, the worse for wear... Thanks for guarding the heart of the world all this time, old chap! Now go finish your bucket list! Gesundheit!"

"Bubble me! Rayman's evil clone! What a nightmare you were! Still single? Well, you are soooo ugly. Blame it on Mr. Dark!"

"OK...?! Who let Glombrox out of his cage!? That face...! That smell...! OY! Soap and water do not just bubbles make... Oy, Glombrox, you look positively horrifying.."

"Sorry, that’s all I can remember!"

"This is Necrum. Long ago, the Mudokons brought their dead here. That was before the Glukkons started stealing our bones. They used Mudokon slaves ot do it. Blind ones that couldn’t see. The Glukkons didn’t want anyone to know what they were digging up and no one ever did. Not until the spirits of those bones paid me a visit."

"Oops. I forgot he was blind. Help me rescue the rest of them."

"I have been through this before. Back when I got the power to shut down RuptureFarms. That’s when I first saw the creatures of Oddworld as they used to be, before we chopped them up into tasty treats. We have forgotten our past and now it was costing us our future… and even our souls."

"It ain’t my fault! It’s that Abe guy! First RuptureFarms, now Necrum Mines! There ain’t no bones anywhere! No bones, no brew! I am totally screwed! My career is over! Ohohoho, and it’s all that blue bastard’s fault!"

"Use their evil against them!"

"Come, the dead linger on in this path but we must walk it to the end."

"The way is shut. It was made by those who are dead, and the dead keep it. The way is shut."

"I do not fear the dead."

"Gandalf, welcome back!"

"He shrugs off their blows!"

"The new Gandalf has quite a temper!"

"Fiercely attack! Shields will break!"

"Malice lies heavy in the air."

"What kind of an army would linger in such a place?"

"I am coming, Aragorn!"

"Return to your master, creatures of shadow!"

"To win this war, Sauron must believe we will use the Ring against him. This will distract his gaze, weaken his borders and lure his armies into our trap. For this, I prepared a path for the return of Gondor’s King. Sauron will be certain Aragorn, Isildur’s heir received the Ring of Power. Aragorn also carries before him the only weapon Sauron cannot abide and the only power before which a dead king and his army might bow. To set this trap, Aragorn and his companions must travel to the Dwimorberg. Deep inside this haunted mountain, they will face terrible trials. They must overcome the wrath of an ancient cursed realm and summon forth its king. Out of darkness, Aragorn must call an army even Sauron’s horde cannot withstand for in our plans, the living cannot defend Minas Tirith without the fury of those long dead."

"Aragorn will be forced to rise above fear for as King he will need to stand against Sauron's malice and unite all who fear Mordor. Aragorn and his companions must first break the will of the King of the Dead for Isildur cursed him and now his heir must master his malice. Without this victory, our cause shall forever be lost."

"Aragorn's path leads him through this terrible place, where a King of those long dead commands the fate of those not born. He must be forced to yield."

"Armed with an oath of allegiance from an army long dead, Aragorn's road will at last lead him back to the White City. He shall head northward and then through Gondor's Southern Gate, here to join the great battle of our time."

"It will require all of my skill and all of our luck to spring a trap lifetimes in the making. In the end it will be decided here upon the fields of Pelennor before the gates of Minas Tirith. From the south, Aragorn will summon forth an army from beyond the grave but perhaps too late. For against our stronghold, the Dark Lord summons both man and beast to oppose us. An army of powerful forces, more terrible than we can imagine. And from the north, at my urging, Rohan shall ride to war and the world's ending."

"It was not mere chance that brought Merry and Pippin to Fangorn Forest. And now the events set in motion at Helm's Deep will be concluded. Isengard must be cleansed. And in the shade of Fangorn's trees, Saruman's Uruk-hai shall find no refuge."

"Chris Edgerly as Aragorn"

"Andrew Chaikin as Legolas"

"Ian McKellen as Gandalf the White"

"Elijah Wood as Frodo Baggins"

"Sean Astin as Samwise Gamgee"

"Billy Boyd as Peregrin Took"

"Dominic Monaghan as Meriadoc Brandybuck"

"Andy Serkis as Gollum"

"David Wenham as Faramir"

"Christopher Lee as Saruman the White"

"All must submit to the rule of Galactus."

"Behold, The Power Cosmic itself!"

"Kneel before Galactus."

"Only the Ultimate Nullifier would give me pause."

"You are like an amoeba to me."

"You are not unlike an ant fighting the Sun."

"If you can be a god... then what shall we call Galactus?"

"Much like the Fantastic Four, you are nothing to me."

"Why do you laugh in the face of your own destruction?"

"No amount of training can prepare you for Galactus."

"I remember your homeworld. It was delicious."

"The ancient forces you draw upon mean nothing to one as old as the universe."

"You were recording that, were you, player? No? What do you mean you weren’t recording that!?"

"Hey, hey! It's Doctor Normal! Well... normal compared to me, anyway."

"Check me out! I’m the Ghost of Christmas Kick Your Ass!"

"OBJECTION! Oh man, that really is fun to say!"

"Aw, that was too easy! Maybe it would have helped if you'd turned off the dark! Ha! Ha! Ha!"

"Josh Keaton as Spider-Man"

"Nolan North as Deadpool"

"Steve Blum as Wolverine"

"Fred Tatasciore as Hulk"

"Gamora, listen to your father for once."

"Your magics will serve me well."

"Pathetic junk, you can't even wield your own power."

"I will take everything! By my hand!"

"Let’s get this party started!"

"I've seen a lot of evil plans before, but I've never seen any of them succeed."

"I hear the screaming of souls, and they say to put you down!"

"Jackpot! I win again!"

"as Spider-Man"

"Reuben Langdon as Dante"

"Fred Tatasciore as Hulk"

"Isaac Singleton Jr. as Thanos"

"Grey DeLisle as Captain Marvel"

"Which leaves us only one stage away from death. We’re a two stage species, you know."

"That’s what you said about bee Pilates. I still can’t extend this arm all the way out."

"What’s to enjoy? I mean, it’s not like a surprise opportunity here. Ever since I was a larva, the only thing I’ve heard about is honey. Every minute of the day. It’s honey this and honey that. Honey, honey, honey. Everything is honey! Well, there’s also wax but mostly it’s honey."

"Jerry Seinfeld as Barry B. Benson"

"Melissa Disney as Vanessa Bloome"

"Patrick Warburton as Ken"

"John Goodman as Layton T. Montgomery"

"Daran Norris as Honex Announcer"

"Tress MacNeille as Jeanette Chung"

"Capt. Price: [Being rescued from a prison] Well… Goodness me, Americans! Made quite a racket didn't you? That's quite alright. [grunts] I can still walk."

"Sgt. Moody: Elder, ever steal a car?"

"Commissar: [addressing soldiers on a ferry to Stalingrad] Comrades, this day will be the proudest day you've ever lived! You will fight the fascist Nazi invaders with all your strength! For each and every fallen Soviet soldier, you will make them pay with ten of theirs. There will be no mercy for defeatists, cowards, or traitors. Anyone caught deserting his post, will… be… shot! Remember, great Comrade Stalin's orders: Not one step backward. You will be well equipped for the battles that lie ahead. You will have food, water, weapons, and plenty of ammunition. What did you suppose the Germans have? Nothing! Their supply lines are stretched too thin; their dash to the Volga has left them without the strength to bring us a proper fight. With our superior strength and numbers, and our boundless courage, victory is ours! We shall stop the Fascist invaders there - at Stalingrad! [The commissar is interrupted by German dive-bombers]"

"This will only take a sec."

"Don't mess with the Employee of the Month."

"Thank you, Bikini Bottom!"

"It's ready!"

"That's extreme!"

"I gotta stop hibernating."

"Sea creatures of the deep, unite!"

"The Invisible Boatmobile! It’s been stolen!"

"By all things dirty, I… um… MAKE YOU DIRTY!"

"You stole our evil lairs!"

"I knew another swarm would come!"

"BARNACLES!"

"Here come more of them pesky barnacles!"

"Get ready to workout."

"You need the right weight, beachgoer."

"Get ready to lift beachgoers."

"Tom Kenny as SpongeBob SquarePants, Gary the Snail"

"Bill Fagerbakke as Patrick Star"

"Rodger Bumpass as Squidward Tentacles"

"Carolyn Lawrence as Sandy Cheeks"

"Doug Lawrence as Plankton"

"Clancy Brown as Mr. Krabs"

"Jill Talley as Karen Plankton"

"Joe Alaskey as Mermaid Man"

"Tim Conway as Barnacle Boy"

"Bob Joles as Manray"

"Nolan North as Gill Hammerstein"

"Dee Bradley Baker as Bubble Bass, Cannonball Jenkins, Kevin the Sea Cucumber"

"Mary... Could you really be in this town?"

"I got a letter. The name on the envelope said 'Mary.' My wife's name... It's ridiculous. Couldn't possibly be true. That's what I keep telling myself. Mary died of that damn disease three years ago. So then why am I looking for her? Our 'special place'... What could she mean? This whole town was our special place. Could Mary really be here? Is she really alive, waiting for me?"

"Don't worry, I'm not crazy. At least, I don't think so..."

"Ugh. This town's full of monsters. Who could just sit here and eat pizza?"

"I think you were right. What we're looking for, it's not here."

"[to the twin Pyramid Heads] I know what you are. I know why I needed you. But it's all over now. I don't need you anymore. I'm ready."

"["In Water" Ending] I miss you so much. I tried, I really did, but I can't... I just can't go on without you. I can't forgive myself for what I've done. I know this isn't what you would want. But I guess it doesn't matter anymore, you... You're not here. Are you?"

"["Rebirth" Ending] Mary. You look so peaceful. Forgive me for waking you. Without you, I just can't go on. This town, Silent Hill.... The Old Gods haven't left this place. And they still grant power to those who venerate them. Power to defy even death. Ah... Mary."

"In my restless dreams, I see that town. Silent Hill. You promised you'd take me there again some day. But you never did. Well, I'm alone there now, in our special place. Waiting for you."

"I don't know why, but I just love it here. It's so peaceful. You know what I heard? This whole area used to be a sacred place. I think I can see why. It's too bad we have to leave... Promise you'll take me again, James."

"What do you want, James? Flowers? I don't want any damn flowers. Just go home already. Look at me. I'm disgusting! Between the disease and the drugs, I look like a monster. Well, what are you looking at? Get the hell out of here. Leave me alone already! I'm no use to anyone. I'll be dead soon anyway. It'd be easier if they'd just kill me. But I guess the hospital's making a nice profit off me... Why are you still here? I told you to go! Are you deaf?! Don't come back! James! Wait! Please don't go... Don't leave me alone. I didn't mean what I said. Please... Tell me it'll be okay. Tell me I'm not going to die. Help me!"

"In my restless dreams, I see that town. Silent Hill. You promised you'd take me there again some day. But you never did. Well, I'm alone there now, in our special place. Waiting for you to come and see me. But you never do. So I wait, wrapped in my cocoon of pain and loneliness. I know I've done a terrible thing to you. I wish I could change that, but I can't. I feel so pathetic and ugly laying here. Every day I stare up at the cracks in the ceiling and all I can think about is how unfair it is. The doctor came today. Told me I could go home for a short stay. It's not that I'm getting better. It's just that this could be my last chance. Even so, I'm glad to be coming home. I missed you so much. But I'm afraid James. I'm afraid you don't really want me to come home. Every time you come to see me, I can tell how hard it is on you... And I don't know if you hate me or pity me... Or maybe I just disgust you. I'm so sorry. When I first learned that I was going to die, I couldn't accept it. I was so angry, I struck out at everyone I loved. Especially you. That's why I understand if you hate me. But I want you to know, I will always love you. Even though our life together had to end like this, I still wouldn't trade it for the world. Well, this letter has gone on too long so I'll say goodbye. I told the nurse to give this to you after I'm gone. Which means that as you're reading this, I'm already dead. But that's okay. I'm not afraid of it anymore. I just hope the pain will end soon so that you remember me for who I was and not what the disease made me. I want you to go on. I want you to live for yourself and for others. Like you did for me. James... You made me happy."

"My name is Maria. I don't look like a ghost, do I? See? Warm."

"I mean, there's this one place, not far from here. [...] The kind two lovers might call "special". I can show you, if you want. Unless you have somewhere else to be? Something else to do?"

"Is it because... I remind you of... her? You loved her, didn't you? Didn't you?"

"You gonna dance, big guy? I'd pay to see that..."

"Are you confusing me with someone else?"

"Ain't no big deal. Just put the gun to the head and pow."

"Couldn't leave well enough alone, huh? You just had to follow me all the way out here. How many times do I have to kill you?!"

""You fat, disgusting piece of shit! You make me sick! You gonna cry, fatass? Run to your mama?! Waste of skin! Why don't you just kill yourself?!" Well maybe he was right. Maybe I am nothing but a fat disgusting piece of shit. But you know what? It doesn't matter if you're smart, dumb, ugly, pretty, it's all the same once you're dead! And a corpse! Can't! Laugh!"

"Don't get all holy on me, James. This town called you, too. Yeah -- you and me, we're the same. We're not like other people, don't you know that? Well... You're about to find out!"

"Do you know what it does to you, James? When you're hated, picked on, spit on... Yeah, I ran away after I killed the dog. But you know what? It was fun! It tried to chew its own guts out! Finally died all curled up in a ball. Then he came after me. I shot him too, right in the leg. He cried more than the dog! And now it's your turn, James!"

"You'll die here, James. You'll squirm and squeal and cry like a little girl. And then you'll curl up and die. And it's gonna feel great! Just like before!"

"I'm sorry! I've been bad! Please, don't...!"

"This place is different from what I remember. I guess things never really stay the same, do they?"

"You shouldn't be here."

"No, please... Daddy!"

"I see what you're doing. It's always the same with you, you're only after one thing. [...] You don't have to lie. Go ahead. Say it. Or you could just force me, like he always did. You disgusting pig! I hate you! I hate you..."

"You see it too? For me, it's always like this."