960 quotes found
"This isn't the bank!"
"Gotta get to that bank..."
"I'm innocent!"
"HEY, WAIT! I'M NOT A BAD GUY!!!"
"(To Black Cat, on What If? Contest) Black Cat! What are you doing-- Who's behind-- why-- Why are you dancing?!"
"Aah. Printing press."
"(to Venom) Our bad? OUR bad?! I'm gonna kill you!"
"(If taken in the wrong direction) Okay, news flash. Gotta follow the Spidey Compass."
"Listen, whoever you are, no one can control the symbiotes! NO ONE!"
"You've gotta be kidding! (Gets out of building, fire is everywhere, it looks bad for Spidey) Perfect end, for a perfect day..."
"(sees Venom on the Jumbotron) Sad thing is, he'll probably get his own talk-show for this."
"Let's see what Venom's up to, then we'll tackle Rhino."
"Not this time, guys."
"Come on, gimmie a break!"
"Whoever your boss is, he's off his ROCKER!"
"Rhino Burgers coming up!"
"Are your ears ringing?"
"Toro! Toro!"
"What's the matter? Hurt your little tusky-wusky?"
"Oh, man! Looks like the Fantastic Four aren't around right now."
"(after seeing "Spider-Man" steal a machine) Last time I checked, *I* was Spider-Man."
"(In the Green Goblin's secret base) Gee. I wonder who those *pumpkin bombs* belong to."
"(running from the police) Man! Mary Jane was right! I should've stayed home today!"
"(looking at a poster of the Lizard) Monsters infest sewers. *laugh* Yeah, right."
"Where is she, Venom?! Where is my wife?"
"(to Mysterio) Dude, capes are out this year."
"(to Mysterio) Hey! You finally found a costume the size of your ego!"
"(when Mysterio grabs him) Do I look like Fay Wray? Put me down!"
"(to a defeated Mysterio) Right now, you're thinking if only you'd taken that giant act to Vegas instead!"
"Tony Hawk. Hey, I skated with that guy!"
"The heating bill on this place must be enormous! And I thought crime didn't pay."
"Could you make a little more noise? I'm only breaking and entering here!"
"I've got to say, you look just like me. Except you're more angry back alley than friendly neighborhood."
"Brock, you loser! If I had given a real photographer that job, I would finally have the evidence to send Spider-Man away forever! You're through, Brock! When I am done with you, you won't be able to get a job taking wedding pictures in Siberia!!!"
"Parker, shut up and dial 911! Scorpion's here! You have to-! OHH!!"
"Get over it, Gargan!"
"Spider-Man?! I ask for the police, and I get this?!"
"We can still make a deal!"
"I'll give you anything!"
"Take it easy, Gargan!"
"Stop it, Gargan!"
"I'm out of here!"
"Scorpion, stop! You don't know what you're doing!"
"It's not my fault!"
"No, Gargan! No!"
"NO, GARGAN!!! NO!!!"
"Spider-Man!"
"SPIDER-MAN!!!"
"I don't know what you're trying to pull by saving my life, but it won't work!"
"Where is he?!"
"Got him in my sights!"
"Positive on hit, base!"
"Where'd he go?!"
"Taking the shot, base!"
"Agh! Negative on shot!"
"Taking the shot!"
"Ugh! He moves too fast!"
"Lost him, base!"
"Like shooting fish in a barrel!"
"You're mine, wall crawler!"
"Again...innocence falls prey to the evil of Spider Man! Rest easy, Brock, Venom is here even if it's the last thing we ever do, Jameson and the insect are gonna pay!"
"My, my, my, said the spider to the smaller spider!"
"I'd like you to see your wifey-poo, but she's in the bath right now! So whadda you say, Spunky? Let's finish this!"
"Say Spidey, can you get us Captain America's autograph?"
"Quit slackin', boy!"
"Come on, Parker!"
"So Just in case SOMEONE...I don't who it could be...If any of you tights-wearing freaks out there wanna save Little Miss Fashion Model....THEN BRING IT ON...Meanwhile New Yorkers...The Venom Marathon WILL CONTINUE *growling sounds*"
"Ooooh, are we gonna surf the web?"
"You and your wife are innocent Parker, our bad."
"It's SHOWTIME, freaks!"
"I smell bad Symbiote, and it ain't me!"
"Mmmmm... Brains. Yummy."
"Oooooh! Look at the big brain on Spidey!"
""laughs" Guess again, Spider-Man!"
"What are you...stupid?"
"mockingly* Oh help me, Spider-man, I'm drowning, I'm drowning "laughs""
"By the by, Parker, how long Mary Jane can hold her breath?"
"Mary Jane won't last must longer!"
"Hang on, Parker...Mary Jane is at the next stop!"
"standing on a computer desk* Surf the web, surf the web!"
"when player has lost Venom in a chase* Slowpoke!"
"webbing you off a wall* GET BACK HERE!"
"NO! WALLCRAWLING!"
"GET OFF THAT WALL!"
"Not too far, little spider!"
"Not so fast! Ahhh, gotcha! Shaken! Not stirred!"
"Spidey? Where ARE you???"
"UGH! IT'S NOT! THAT! HARD!! (Take WAY too many tries to solve Venom's Puzzle)"
"Nah nah nah, nah nah nah, hehehehe! (What If? mode, to the title theme)"
"HEY! What does THIS switch do?!"
"OH, LOOK! Another SWITCH!"
"NOT FAST ENOUGH, SPIDER-MAN!!"
"WARMER...."
"UGH! Cold as ICE!!"
"Ahh! Ohh, you're hot, baby!"
"Hahh, look out, lady!"
"OUTTA MY WAY, NERD!"
"Watch that first step, Parker! It's a DOOZY!"
"Oh! Sorry, lady. Didn't see a thing."
"WELL; IF IT AIN'T BUG BOY!!"
"GET DOWN HERE!"
"I'm gonna crush you!"
"STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!!!!!!!"
"Wait; if I'm a Rhino, you're a Scorpion, and he's an Octopus, what's a Mysterio?"
"WHA?! THERE YOU ARE!!!"
"YOU LITTLE SICK, UNFUNNY, KOSMONAVT"
"(Glushing sound) DIE!"
"Die! Die! DIE!"
"IT'S NOT...OVER...YET!!!!"
"Bring it on, Grandpa!!"
"Venom couldn't stop me! What makes you think you can?!"
"Die, die, die!"
"What color do you bleed, Spider-Man?!"
"You killed my brethren!!"
"Bet you weren't expecting THAAAAT~!"
"HEHE! NICE TRYYYYY~!"
"Where are you going, Spider-Man?!"
"COME BACK HERE, SPIDER-MAN!!"
"Noooo more Humans, Nooo more buuuugs~!"
"You may have beaten everyone else, but you won't defeat MEEEEEEEE~!"
"DON'T TOUCH ME!!"
"OHHH, THE PAIN.... THE PAIN!!!!!"
"NGGG, STOP... MAKE IT STOOOOOOOP!!!"
"I'm going to CUT you!!"
"Do you get the point Spider-Man?"
"Oh, for decades I wanted to shut that mouth of yours! Finally that time is upon me!"
"At Last! I will crush you, once and for all (laughs and grows) Now little Spider, YOU WILL DIE!"
"HAHAHAAAA! WELCOME to your NIGHTMARE, Spider-Man!!"
"Welcome to your nightmare, Spider-Man!"
"Time to do a little Pest Control!"
"Oh, ho ho! CAREFUL, now!!"
"You shall not escape me!"
"You're no match for me!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
"What ARE you doing?!"
"I've got you NOW, little spider!"
"Who's laughing NOW, Spidey?! HAHAHAAA! I believe it's ME!!"
"You think you've beaten me? Think again, Spider-Man!"
"CURSE YOU!!!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
"Curse your endless babble, Spider-Man!"
"Mysterio may be defeated, but the Symbiote Invasion cannot be stopped!"
"It's not my fault. Doc Ock's plan was horrible! Everyone KNOWS you can't control the Symbiotes!"
"Welcome, true believers and newcomers alike! Spider-Man co-creator Stan Lee here! Once again, we find our hero Peter Parker, better known around the world as the Amazing Spider-Man, in a heap of trouble. But this is just the beginning, Spidey fans! So get ready for a true superhero action thriller, packed to the brim with thrills and chills, twists and turns, more supervillains than you can shake a web at and of course, nonstop web-slinging, wall-crawling action!"
"Uh-oh, Spidey! Scorpion's had it out for old J. Jonah Jameson from day one, blaming Jameson for being stuck in his scorpion suit! Spidey had better get there quickly, or JJJ may end up in the obituaries of his own paper!"
"Oh boy, Spidey fans! Black Cat is out! Rhino's looking to take Spidey down as well! But fortunately for the web-slinger, Rhino's only got a one-track mind!"
"[deleted scene] Here it comes. The yin and yang of superheroes and supervillains; Spider-Man and Venom. And now Venom has kidnapped the webslinger’s wife Mary Jane! Don’t let him get away, Spidey!"
"Plunging into battle with Symbiotes other than Carnage and Venom? And hostages? Old web-head's got his work cut out for him today."
"Ah, the cliché seedy waterfront warehouse. Although, I'm guessing that this particular warehouse has a bit more in store for the web-head than even he can imagine."
"[deleted scene] Well, Spidey fans, thus ends our tale. For now, we hope you enjoyed our scintillating saga of nefarious villains scheming and spectacular hero daring do. But until next time, true believers, excelsior!"
"(Spidey pursues Venom through an office building)"
"(During the chase through the building with the What If? cheat activated)"
"(Spider-Man leaps onto a rooftop, and the police chopper chasing him crashes into a tower)"
"(After defeating Mysterio )"
"(What if? Contest)"
"(fighting a whole warehouse full of henchmen) All eyes on me! Aww, I feel special!"
"I don't need pointy ears and a cape to figure out this is probably another heist."
"You're gettin' sloppy, Shocker old buddy!"
"What happened, Shocker? Did you flunk out of electrician school?"
"That's it, Shocker, let it out! Vent, vent!"
"(fighting Shocker) No, you CAN'T have my lunch money!"
"(after beating Shocker) I believe that's all the time we have for today. I think we made some real progress today, Shocker, I really do. Hey, uh, when you get to prison, remember to share your feelings with the group, okay?"
"Quick, Spider-Lad, you stop the plane, while I get the bad guys! Wait - I don't have a sidekick."
"(after unlocking an electronic door) As Edison said when he discovered electricity: OWW!"
"I bet all these guys are on Hammerhead's payroll. Wonder if Hammerhead provides his goons with medical and dental?"
"(fighting Hammerhead's thugs) Hey, who dresses you guys, anyway - Hobgoblin?"
"Just my luck, a construction site. Hey, wait a minute - Sandman is vulnerable to water, and that looks like a water pump! If I can get the pressure high enough, maybe I can make mudpies out of our little friend here."
"Nighty-night, Sandman!"
"(after finding the article on the Zeus' Tear jewel) Huh?! You gotta be kidding me! Oh, great. Just great. Well, I could hope that Electro can't read, but I guess he could have someone do that for him. Hope I'm not too late getting to that museum. What do I do about the doctor, though? Electro probably still needs the doctor to show him how the device works, so she should be safe for now. Let's hope Electro's as dim as he looks."
"Sorry, boys and girls, but I don't think I'm gonna let you arrest me today."
"Nice. Shaft, lasers, electric fields, huge crushing iron doors... that's just what I need. Yep. Just what I need."
"Thank you for flying "Air Spider". (after stopping the plane)"
"Ladies and gentlemen, please exit the plane safely. (after stopping the plane)"
"Thanks, thank you, buy, yep, thanks, buy, thank you, thanks, bye. (after stopping the plane)"
"(fighting Hammerhead on a rooftop) I can see my house from here!"
"(fighting the Lizard) Why couldn't the Doc experiment with bunny DNA? Had to be a lizard!"
"(fighting robotic samurai warriors) Electrified swords and armour versus fists. That hardly seems fair... for you guys!"
"(fighting robotic samurai warriors) Wait a second - do any of you guys know Iron Man?"
"(fighting robotic samurai warriors) The strong, silent type, huh? I bet the ladies love you guys!"
"Lightning rings! I suppose it could be worse!"
"Yeah, I think a lightning cascade qualifies as worse!"
"(Electro makes a screen explode near him) Explosions! Now in Activision!"
"(Electro makes a screen explode near him) Remember, kids - TV rots the mind!"
"Ladies and gentlemen, this concludes our tour of the ages of man! Next, the "Pounding of Electro" exhibit!"
"(during his final fight with Electro) No Blackbird, no Helicarrier, no Fantasticar - no reinforcements! Where is the love, people? Where is the love?"
"(during his final fight with Electro) All this rain should be weakening him. Boy, I wish he knew that!"
"Just goes to show that good wins, because evil is dumb!"
"(practicing web-targeting in the Danger Room) Ah. This will come in handy for rescuing cats out of trees."
"(practicing target-cycling in the Danger Room) Simple enough. Do I get a prize for this? I could use a stuffed rabbit for my girl."
"(when falling to 'Game Over') Wonderful."
"Not so fast, bug! Or tonight, you're not gonna be the only one who gets squashed!"
"Fool! This was never about you - this was about POWER!"
"You Won't Stop me this Time Spiderman!"
"Try This one for Size!"
"You're Nothing Compared to my Power!"
"Allow me to rain on your parade, wall-crawler!"
"Give up, Spider-Man! This time, I rule the day!"
"Meddlesome insect! You are gonna FRY tonight!"
"This is only the smallest fraction of my power!"
"I'll dance on your grave!"
"No more jokes, Spider-Man!"
"Dying time is here, Spider-Man!"
"First you, then the world!"
"Prepare for your end!"
"Beg for mercy!"
"What have you done to me?!"
"Knock it off!"
"This is Gonna hurt!"
"How Do you like that!"
"You won't stop us this time!"
"Time for your Dirt Bag Wall-Crawler!"
"I almost feel sorry for you!"
"Hold still, punk!"
"Yeah, bring it on, chump!"
"I'm Gonna Bury You!"
"Gonna put your mask in my trophy case!"
"You're just a lot of talk and some tights!"
"You Found My Weakness Spiderman...You Pay For That!"
"Get away from that Water Valve Spiderman!"
"What?!...What are you doing to me!...How Dare you Engulfed Me with Water!"
"Oh!... what do i don I'm Soaking Wet with water i think i'm falling apart you Can't do that to Me and Get away From it!"
"Stop that You Soaked Me with Water i'll Stop you Myself for Interfering Electro's plans you stall pay!"
"Damn you Spiderman you Have Defeated me Electro will make you Pay!"
"You're toast, do-gooder!"
"None of your meddlin'!"
"I'm gonna Smash you Spiderman!"
"Come on Wall-Crawler fight me like a Man!"
"Hey... My Gun That's my Weapon you idiot!"
"i gonna get my Weapon back and take that Wall-Crawler out!"
"What?...How Can this Be!"
"No!..No!..this Would Not Happen Again!"
"Welcome, true believers! Stan Lee here, to bring you yet another scintillating tale of superhero derring-do! Now it appears that trouble has found our arachnid hero yet again, so get ready for a pulse-pounding, web-slinging tale of "shocking" revelations!"
"Hey there, Spidey fans! These guys look like they're up to no good. Well, luckily Spidey's on the scene to make them realize the error of their ways. But watch out, Web-Head - this time, you may be in over your head..."
"Spidey's hot on the trail, and this time it looks to have led him to the trainyards. Well, things look quiet now, but evil is afoot, and it's up to our friendly neighborhood Spider-Man to ferret out evil where it lay!"
"Hammerhead and his thugs have stormed the ball! The people are frightened, and some have even been taken hostage! It looks like Spidey's gonna have his hands full, finding the doctor and keeping everyone safe! Good luck, Web-Head!"
"Here it is, Spidey fans - the quintessential high-tech research lab! The pinnacle of modern technology! The apex of human thought and achievement! But behind the shiny exterior is a company working on diabolical experiments and techno-organic wonders of the future! Black market research done by unassuming pawns, guarded by state-of-the-art robotic sentries - little human life toils in these halls."
"This is it, true believers! Spidey's headed for a final showdown with Electro! The sparks are gonna fly, that's for sure! But if our hero isn't quick on his feet, he'll find himself in deep trouble!"
"Until next time, true believers - Excelsior!"
"(Spidey interrogates a henchman)"
"(Spidey meets Beetle)"
"(Electro's plan revealed)"
"("Spidey vs Hammerhead!" cutscene; Dr. Watts is interrogated by Hammerhead and two of his henchmen)"
"(After battling the Lizard and reverting him to Dr. Curt Connors)"
"(Henchman rushes towards Electro with a newspaper, with the Zeus' Tear jewel on the front page)"
"("Top of the World" cutscene; This is the original dialogue, which was reedited due to the 9/11 terrorist attacks.)"
"Hey! It's the new cadet! Welcome aboard."
"(Looking at the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man) It wasn't me this time, I swear it."
"Yo! Little help!"
"Oww. I mean, that was "oww" there."
"You can use the proton stream to take out objects blocking your way. That's it. Just throw the junk around."
"You destroyed a significant part of a five-star in under three hours. Your mother and I are so proud of you. Right, Egon?"
"(after being slimed by Slimer a second time) Gaaah, funkified again!!!"
"(About Ray being possessed again) Just like a puppy...every day's the first day."
"I don't know what you guys did to me, but you owe me a BIG apology."
"Are you kidding me? Haunted laundromats?"
"The kid's on to something!"
"Well, this looks inviting."
"Our own private shortcut to Hell. That's convenient."
"We eat gods for breakfast!"
"Winston Zeddemore: Party's over, folks! Clear the room! Ray, you stay in the back."
"Ray Stantz: Hurts, doesn't it? Let it all out."
"Walter Peck: I'll see you all on Rikers Island for this!"
"Peter Venkman: Whoa, take a break! Do you ever shut up?"
"Winston Zeddemore: They're attacking the guests!"
"Ray Stantz: All right, you guys go after Ilyssa! Be careful. I'll get to Security."
"Peter Venkman: I love this plan!"
"Ray Stantz: I'll man the security cameras to triangulate them on the monitors and talk you through."
"Winston Zeddemore: See you soon, Ray. Let's go, guys."
"Ray Stantz: See you soon, guys. Dr. Rutherford? If you'll show me to security?"
"Dr. Ilyssa Selwyn: Venkman! Get me down form here!"
"Peter Venkman: That's our cue."
"Winston Zeddemore: I don't think that guy is planning to be nice to her!"
"Peter Venkman: It's a mannequin ambush!"
"Winston Zeddemore: Don't bother trying to capture them! Just blast 'em down to nothing!"
"Peter Venkman: That was nowhere near fatal. Let's make some noise."
"Winston Zeddemore: Hurry up! Before they get away! Take it to the bridge!"
"Ray Stantz: (heard from Winston's communicator) Did Winston just say, 'Take it to the bridge'? What are you guys doing down there?"
"Winston Zeddemore: Fewer funny jokes, more getting to the security cameras, please, Ray."
"Dr. Ilyssa Selwyn: Oh, my god!"
"Winston Zeddemore: Aw, he got away! Get to the Temple! The glowing one! Ray, can you see where they went?"
"Ray Stantz: We haven't reached the security office yet! The place is really hopping!"
"Winston Zeddemore: Yeah, that's a big 10-4."
"Peter Venkman: Hittie. Menonite. Phoenician. Babylonian. Assyrian."
"Winston Zeddemore: Mesopotamian."
"Peter Venkman: Sumerian."
"Winston Zeddemore: Ahh, he's making it all up."
"Peter Venkman: Just one of those things. Ah, you pick this stuff up. You know, around the office."
"Ray Stantz: Peter, come in."
"Peter Venkman: Hi honey. How was your day?"
"Ray Stantz: (heard from Peter's communicator) Men, we've reached the security office. This one is shambles! It's been sabotaged. Black slime all over the place. Only a few of the cameras are still working."
"Peter Venkman: When you're free, no rush, open gate 3487. Just for kicks."
"(Possessor Ghosts attack over Radio)"
"Ray Stantz: Whoa! We're under attack! We'll get back to you!"
"Winston Zeddemore: Ray, stay away from any possess..."
"Ray Stantz (Possessed): KAZZA GORBA SMOTZ CHORZIG GLUMP! FROGA! FROGA!"
"Winston Zeddemore: Um, Dr. Rutherford? If you're still there, can you go catch Dr. Stantz, please?"
"Ray Stantz: (heard from Winston's communicator) Okay, I shook off that possessor. Found a different security room. Can't find Dr. Rutherford, though. I must've scared him off."
"Winston Zeddemore: You're not pretty when you're possessed, Ray... Seriously."
"Ray Stantz: (heard from Winston's communicator) I've got you on the cameras. You should be coming to the Civil War exhibit. Ilyssa just passed through there."
"Winston Zeddemore: Okay, we're on it. Thanks. You know the difference between this exhibit and the other ones? The soldiers in this one have guns. Let's just pass through here as quick as we can, and... Yeah. I didn't really think we could do it, either. I was just thinking happy thoughts, is all."
"Ray Stantz: (heard from Winston's communicator) I'm getting heavy interference on the monitors. Are you guys in trouble?"
"Winston Zeddemore: Couldn't have been the American Revolutionary War, could it? Or the War of the Roses. Even the War on Drugs. It just had to be this one. Maybe they're just props, but those barrels are marked 'explosive'! Wish this trap had a window; it'd be just like a little Vicksburg snow globe. Let's see you guys fight it out inside that tiny little trap."
"Peter Venkman: Yep. They took some casualties."
"Ray Stantz: We made it to the security office. I can see you guys on the cameras. No sign of Ilyssa or her kidnappers though. In the early 1900's, the museum was run by a board of trustees. Powerful guys, tycoons, captain's of industry. The chairman of the board was Cornelius Wellsley of Internation Steel. The board used the museum as a respectable front of all kinds of dubious activities. Mainly though, they were part of a club run by our favorite evil architect. They hired women from the St. Nicholas Rehabilitation Mission for Wayward Angels. Rumor has it, the board conducted all kinds of nasty rituals using these women."
"Winston Zeddemore: We've gotta find that oozing tub of blubber! And Ilyssa! Well, here we are. The Egypt exhibit. I practically lived here while I was working on my doctorate! Hey folks, it's okay! Be calm. Everything's under control!"
"Guy: It's the Ghostbusters! Ghost!"
"Peter Venkman: Watch it now."
"Winston Zeddemore: Yeah, of course. The trap locks us in with the ghosts. Wouldn't it be nice to get locked out every now and then? Hey Ray, how do we get out of the Egypt exhibit? The main door is blocked up tight."
"Ray Stantz: (heard from Winston's communicator) The Egyptian main room? Check the West wall. There should be a door leading through to the next exhibit."
"Winston Zeddemore: I'm looking right at the Wild Wall, and I don't see a door."
"Ray Stantz: (heard from Winston's communicator) Well, I'm looking right at the blueprints, and uh... Oh, I get it. Clever. The ghosts used their own dimensionally anomalous signatures to slightly wrinkle the time-space continuum. The door is still there. What you're seeing is a fold in reality. The ghosts removed the door from this plane of existence."
"Winston Zeddemore: Ah I'm seeing in the paragoggles is a kind of glowing, purple aura. No door."
"Ray Stantz: (heard from Winston's communicator) Well, this is an educated guess, but since the ghosts are gone their influence if fading. The anomaly should straighten itself out. Few hours, probably."
"Winston Zeddemore: A few hours? But I gotta...go."
"Ray Stantz: (heard from Winston's communicator) Wish I could help ya, Z. But any analysis at this point is strictly theoretical."
"Winston Zeddemore: Okay. But the biological situation I'm experiencing is not theoretical at all."
"Ray Stantz: (heard from Winston's communicator) Hm...I suppose, in theory mind you, positively charged slime could dissipate the wrinkle and restore everything to its..."
"Winston Zeddemore: Just slime the damn thing! Good! Thank you very much! Now let's get the hell out of here."
"Peter Venkman: Nyhaahh ha ha!"
"Ray Stantz: (heard from Winston's communicator) I think I just caught a glimpse of the chairman, too! Watch out for him, he looks like a nasty one!"
"Dr. Ilyssa Selwyn: Venkman help!"
"Peter Venkman: Why do the good ones always play hard to get? Scooter? We need to go, let's roll."
"(Ray Stantz arrives)"
"Ray Stantz: Hey guys! Did you find Ilyssa? Where did that ghost go?"
"Winston Zeddemore: You didn't see him? But he just came through here!"
"Ray Stantz: He must be headed back to the World of Gozer exhibit!"
"Peter Venkman: That's our cue. Mmmmmove it."
"Dr. Ilyssa Selwyn: What a nightmare."
"Peter Venkman: Thank you. Not a words a rescuing hero wants to hear from his damsel in distress. May I say your eyes are much prettier when they're not glowing like hot coals."
"Egon Spengler: Peter! I've made an extraordinary frightening discovery."
"Peter Venkman: Why don't you all go away?"
"Egon Spengler: All my data indicate that the Ghostworld is beginning to push through multiple cross portals from their dimension into ours."
"Peter Venkman: Well, more overtime."
"Winston Zeddemore: Guys! Look!"
"Peter Venkman: Now she calls my name! Winston! Get the lady outta here before he hits on her again!"
"Mayor Jock Mulligan: Care to tell me why my library, museum and parade are all going down the toilet?!"
"Walter Peck: I'm telling you, sir, the Ghostbusters are nothing but scam artists determined to throw a negative light on you and the City... and extort you for money!"
"Peter Venkman: Hello Peck. I own that suit in blue."
"Mayor Jock Mulligan: Both of you! Pipe down!"
"Egon Spengler: Mr. Mayor, an enormous event is on the horizon."
"Ray Stantz: Something at the Museum exhibit triggered a systemized psychic occurrence. Some mechanism we don't know the nature of yet."
"Walter Peck: No. Of course you don't."
"Egon Spengler: But it's feeding enormous energy somewhere."
"Ray Stantz: Something that's now in the process of breaking down the walls between our world...and another one."
"Egon Spengler: This other world is crossing through into ours. It started with simple ghosts and animated monsters."
"Ray Stantz: Now it's getting bigger. We don't know exactly what's next. But there's only room for one city here in this dimension."
"Egon Spengler: Two physical worlds can't exist in the same space. That's just elementary particle physics."
"Peter Venkman: We got the glimpse of the other world, Jock. It ain't pretty. It's like Brooklyn and the Bronx with no Queens in the middle."
"Egon Spengler: ...whole city blocks sinking into a fifth dimensional abyss!"
"Ray Stantz: Cockroaches the size of polo ponies."
"Egon Spengler: Panic in the streets!"
"Peter Venkman: How'd you like disco to come back? Bigger than ever."
"Mayor Jock Mulligan: I get it. We're in trouble. So what am I supposed to do?!"
"Ray Stantz: We need to prepare the city for the worst."
"Mayor Jock Mulligan: The city's my responsibility, not yours! Now go do your job and stop that thing!"
"Ray Stantz: This way, gentlemen."
"Egon Spengler: Well, this looks inviting."
"Winston Zeddemore: I'll be at the office watching over Ilyssa. Don't do anything fun without me."
"Ray Stantz: It probably goes without saying, but this is very strange."
"Peter Venkman: Well, that is your conversation starter. What's strange?"
"Egon Spengler: This tunnel network. What could it possibly have been built for?"
"Ray Stantz: I was thinking the same thing."
"Peter Venkman: Well, it could just be an old stream tunnel."
"Ray Stantz: No way, Peter. The design and values don't fit for moving stream, water, gas, electric, oil, trains, not even slime."
"Peter Venkman: What about Morlocks?"
"Ray Stantz: Morlocks would hate this kind of ornamentation."
"Egon Spengler: I don't recognize the alloy fabrication."
"Peter Venkman: So it's not steam, it's not Morlocks. But there's plenty of ghosts."
"Egon Spengler: You're right about that. There's more consistent, accelrated PKE blowing through here than I've ever seen. But is not the origin point. This is just a conduit."
"Ray Stantz: Look the the trail! The Chairman went that way! He's running down this tunnel!"
"Peter Venkman: Does it feel...weird in to you guys? Like, familiar-weird?"
"Ray Stantz: Well, we knew which way to go for a while at least. There's got to be another way around this."
"Peter Venkman: The trail leads to this sealed door, then stops."
"Ray Stantz: Man, I do not want this jerkball to get away again! The new cadet's alright."
"Peter Venkman: So far, not too shabby."
"Ray Stantz: Egon. I think this is a good a time as any to install a new CPS. The Meson Collider is extremely precise and deals a lot of damage, but takes a while to recharge. The Overload Pulse disperses a rapid burst of meson particles. You can fire each of them independently: they both work great. But you can also use them in tandem. Paint a target using the Meson Collider. After you've acquired the target, all expulsions from the Overload Pulse will home in on that target. Oh my. So MUCH black slime."
"Peter Venkman: Oh, it just seems like a lot because it's alive."
"Egon Spengler: The column! It's flowing upwards!"
"Ray Stantz: If you see a big yellow eye in there, poke it with something!"
"Egon Spengler: No yellow eye, Ray!"
"Ray Stantz: Maybe it already went up there."
"Egon Spengler: Well. That doesn't sound good."
"Peter Venkman: Is it my turn to lead? I don't want to jump in front."
"Ray Stantz: Hello, Chairman. Ready to get what's coming to you?"
"Walter Peck: I've should shuttered you fraudulent gangster forever when I had the chance! You know what? I'm going to put an end to this madness now! Right now! I'm shutting down your containment grid for good! You can kiss off a permanent licence, not to mention any chance for more government contracts! You did this to me, and you're going to pay!"
"Ray Stantz: You're welcome, you Peck."
"Walter Peck: Alright! That's it! That's it, you're done, smart guys! You are done, smart, cool guys! I have the authority and I am shutting you and your phony containment grid down NOW! The whole city will have to pay because of your shenanigans. The whole city!"
"Peter Venkman: What? But that shuts you down, too."
"Walter Peck: Well, so be it! I have bigger fish to fry. And get him off me!"
"Egon Spengler: I think we need to keep an eye on him."
"Peter Venkman: Ya think?"
"Egon Spengler: No, I mean, really need to keep an eye on him."
"Dr. Ilyssa Selwyn: You're real heroes."
"Peter Venkman: Kinda routine. As usual, I led the charge."
"Ray Stantz: We're fired heroes. Peck's gonna pull our license."
"Peter Venkman: Get real, Ray. It's the holidays! Nobody in this town is gonna be around to pull our license til Monday. We got the whole weekend to stop this calamity and probably half a dozen others, save the city. We got a four day weekend! We have time left ourselves."
"Janine Melnitz: Dr. Venkman if they start evacuating. Manhattan I won't be coming in on Monday. Catastrophic exodus of the city does not count as a floating holiday. I know, I looked it up. (On Phone) Hello. Mmm, mm-hmm. Oh you don't know the half of it. They have been racing in and out of here since that shockwave hit. How would I know? I'm just here trying to keep the lights on. Sure, I can ask what's going on but then they might actually tell me. What? Yeah I'd say it's pretty big. That shnook from the city isn't helping ease the tension either. Anyway. Going away for Thanksgiving might be on hold until things settle down...yeah, I know. But, we have to roll the Ghostbusters' way. Don't ask. Alright. Goodbye."
"Ray Stantz: What does this symbol mean?"
"Winston Zeddemore: Uh, guys... Perfect fit."
"Ray Stantz: It's not a constellation. It's a mandala."
"Dr. Ilyssa Selwyn: I can't believe I never saw it before."
"Peter Venkman: OK, for one minute pretend someone here doesn't know what a Mandala is."
"Egon Spengler: A mandala is like a spiritual labyrinth."
"Ray Stantz: And this one looks like a spiraling system that feeds into each successive node along the line until it reaches a culmination point. Before he died, Shandor must have set some mechanism in place similar to the antenna in Dana's building."
"Peter Venkman: You know, I think you helped to make that clearer. So this was the gizmo that's supposed to feed energy to the destructor form?"
"Ray Stantz: That's...that's right, Peter."
"Dr. Ilyssa Selwyn: Well! Dr. Venkman!"
"Peter Venkman: Well I had to get one right eventually. Didn't I? I mean, it's just math."
"Egon Spengler: Alright, I'm just speculating but it's possible Ghosts are trapped in the system, funneled from node to node, and they get stronger and stronger, until they reach the end, and then they..."
"Ray Stantz: Look! The first portal...the library. The second...the museum. And the third...Sedgewick."
"Egon Spengler: And that means the fourth portal must be...right...here."
"Winston Zeddemore: The middle of the Hudson River?"
"Ray Stantz: Well, according to the mandala, yes."
"Egon Spengler: It may need a little tweaking."
"Peter Venkman: I don't know, plenty of bodies in that river to become ghosts."
"Dr. Ilyssa Selwyn: But what does this have to do with me? What did I do?"
"Ray Stantz: You were at the museum and the Sedgewick."
"Egon Spengler: Maybe you were some sort of catalyst... accidentally setting things in motion."
"Dr. Ilyssa Selwyn: You're saying this is my fault?"
"Peter Venkman: You are blameless! What Egon meant to say was that you have some sort to connection and find out what. Isn't that brianiac?"
"Egon Spengler: That's right, Peter."
"Ray Stantz: Ilyssa, do you remember where you were going when you were at the Sedgewick?"
"Dr. Ilyssa Selwyn: I was just standing outside a room... 1221. Something was compelling me to go in, but I woke up just before the door opened. I ran out there as fast as I could. And then some jerk tried to pick me up on the elevator."
"Peter Venkman: Okay, you need to stay here, where it's safe, and where you can't set off any more crossdimensional shockwaves, hot stuff. Here, read up on the mandala, and the boys will check out the Sedgewick."
"Winston Zeddemore: The boys? And what about you, superstar?"
"Peter Venkman: I'm gonna have you drop me off near Peck's office. Something tells me he's not quite what he seems."
"Ray Stantz: Good idea. Meet us at the hotel when you're done."
"Vigo: Have you savored the exquisite anguish to tortured souls? Salty... You'll be squirming soon enough. Enough! Pay tribute to Lord Vigo, peasant. You win this round, Ghostbusters. That was almost a painful as being stabbed and pulled apart...ermmmmm, but perhaps not."
"Winston Zeddemore: Whoa. If this place were any more dead, we'd need a coroner."
"Ray Stantz: Egon used to be licensed coroner."
"Winston Zeddemore: No kidding?"
"Egon Spengler: It's just a hobby now."
"Winston Zeddemore: Closed until further notice by the Paranormal Contracts Oversight Commission."
"Ray Stantz: PCOC!"
"Winston Zeddemore: Entrance into this establishment is strictly forbidden and is punishable by fine and imprisonment."
"Egon Spengler: What now? Hmm."
"Ray Stantz: This notice is for the general public. It doesn't apply to us. We're bonded contractors for the city!"
"Winston Zeddemore: Especially the Ghostbusters."
"Ray Stantz: Alright heat' em up. We'll met our way in."
"Egon Spengler: Wait! I have a better idea. Hmm. This is disappointing."
"Winston Zeddemore: No. Disappointing is the Jets losing in the last two minutes. Not being covered in slime by phantom ghouls out to kill us... doesn't exactly make me reach for a hanky. Why'd they shut down? You guys didn't bang the place up that bad last time you were here."
"Ray Stantz: If this place is a mandala node, a few brunt walls and broken ceilings are the last thing anybody's..."
"Egon Spengler: And smashed furniture, broken chandeliers, destroyed paintings, shattered vases, probably some minor structural damage..."
"Ray Stantz: Thanks, Egon. My point being that there's more to worry about here than some minor cosmetic issues."
"Egon Spengler: Definitely a mandala node."
"Ray Stantz: If we don't shut down Shadnor's Mandala soon, most of Manhattan will become as vacant as this. Not to mention also becoming a bastion of absolute, mind-mumbling horror of centuries to come."
"Winston Zeddemore: Hey! I definitely don't lay out two grand a month for a 600 square foot walk-up to live in a bastion! Let's get to work. It's an ambush! Get 'em hot!"
"Ray Stantz: Wait a minute...wait! I don't think they're a threat. They may only be residual hauntings."
"Egon Spengler: I think Ray's right. They haven't crossed entirely into this dimension. They're just psychokinetic echoes. Ghosts of ghosts. Completely harmless."
"Winston Zeddemore: Great. I was hoping to meet a friendly ghost some day, but I'll settle for 'harmless' right now."
"Egon Spengler: I'm getting a strong valence spike higher up in the building."
"Ray Stantz: Ilyssa said she was called to the 12th floor. Let's start there. This way. Come on, let's go!"
"Winston Zeddemore: Nothing."
"Ray Stantz: They'd have shut down the power when they closed."
"Winston Zeddemore: Can we take the stairs?"
"Egon Spengler: Well, we can try climbing but the last time we were here, a level three animator took out the bottom of the staircase."
"Ray Stantz: Yeah, that's right. I forgot you weren't here last time, Winston. So no stairs, no elevators... Did you hear something?"
"Winston Zeddemore: Over there! C'mon!"
"Ray Stantz: I think we're dealing with a Level Five Anchored Ambusher! Be careful."
"Winston Zeddemore: It went to the stairwell! We've got it cornered!"
"Woman: (off-screen) Help!"
"Ray Stantz: This is just how a Level Five Anchored Ambusher lures you in! The Manager? What are you doing here?"
"Sedgewick Hotel Manager: Ghosts! Monsters! Everywhere!"
"Winston Zeddemore: There's was another voice - woman screamed. Are you alone in here?"
"Sedgewick Hotel Manager: Look, I just said 'ghosts and monsters everywhere.' Does that sound like I'm alone?"
"Ray Stantz: He meant people."
"Sedgewick Hotel Manager: Then, yes...I think so. Aaaaah!"
"Ray Stantz: Well, I guess that explains it."
"Egon Spengler: Sir, there's no need to fear. These are just shadows; echoes of actual ghosts. They can't hurt you."
"Winston Zeddemore: Come with us sir, we can lead you to safety."
"Sedgewick Hotel Manager: My God!"
"Winston Zeddemore: Someone you know."
"Sedgewick Hotel Manager: I...don't know. Most of the old staff knows the story of the Spider Witch, a professional widow who did unimaginable things in a room on the 12th floor back in the 1920's."
"Egon Spengler: what are you still doing here? Why don't you evacuate with everyone else?"
"Sedgewick Hotel Manager: I came back last night to retrieve some payroll records, but the hotel won't let me out! The doors shut on me! And the phones are down too."
"Winston Zeddemore: That means we're trapped now too. And we have to hope that Peter figures out we're missing? There goes the weekend."
"Egon Spengler: Not necessarily. The 12th floor is apparently the core of this node. If we can get the power back on, we can take the elevators."
"Winston Zeddemore: If the elevators don't eat us."
"Egon Spengler: Yes, if the elevators don't eat us."
"Ray Stantz: Where are the circuit breakers for this place? We don't have a lot of time."
"Sedgewick Hotel Manager: Uh...breakers. In my office. But the city came and turned off most of our power after the electrical fire on the 3rd floor. There's no way to turn it back on from here."
"Egon Spengler: That's inconvenient."
"Winston Zeddemore: We've gotta find some way to get the elevators moving."
"Sedgewick Hotel Manager: There's a backup generator in the unity room off the kitchen. It's for emergency blackouts."
"Ray Stantz: Perfect. Let's give it a try. To the kitchen!"
"Egon Spengler: I guess of them apparently fulminate to this plane. It doesn't seem like they're happy about it."
"Winston Zeddemore: Right! Now, let's find that backup generator."
"Ray Stantz: The kitchen. Is it through here?"
"Egon Spengler: Yes, just down the hall. Hello? Anyone there?"
"Ray Stantz: Alright, guys, spread out. The utility room should be around here somewhere."
"Winston Zeddemore: In some dark, scary corner."
"Egon Spengler: I know I've said this before, but be careful. I don't think we're alone."
"Winston Zeddemore: This place is wrecked. Did you and Venkman do all this when you were chasing Slimer?"
"Ray Stantz: No, this is a lot worse than the way could have left it. This is the work of something big."
"Winston Zeddemore: When you say 'big' do you mean 'big-big?'"
"Ray Stantz: Mm-hm. At the very least. Maybe even bigger."
"Winston Zeddemore: That sounds pretty big. The manager said there was a generator room around here somewhere look for a door. It has to be around here somewhere. Keep an eye out for a sign."
"Ray Stantz: Look! Cadet found the emergency generator!"
"Winston Zeddemore: Look around for a switch or something to start it up."
"Ray Stantz: What's it look like?"
"Egon Spengler: Probably like a switch. Or something that would start up a generator."
"Ray Stantz: All right, Egon. But you should know I'm keeping score."
"Egon Spengler: What did I say?"
"Ray Stantz: There's a lot of water on the floor. Watch out for the static discharge when you activate the generator."
"Winston Zeddemore: You mean to say he could be electrocuted after the power is back on?"
"Ray Stantz: Could happen. Outside chance. Ah! Sweet music! Uh-oh."
"Egon Spengler: I recommend not stepping into the water."
"Winston Zeddemore: That sounds like an excellent recommendation."
"Ray Stantz: Looks like that power cable is causing all the trouble."
"Winston Zeddemore: Get it out of the water, then!"
"Ray Stantz: I know this much: we're trapped down here like rats until that cable's out of the water."
"Winston Zeddemore: How about some slime tethering?!"
"Egon Spengler: Put it out of there! Slime Tether!"
"Winston Zeddemore: Slime Tether!"
"Egon Spengler: Come on, kid. The elevators should be working. Unless something...nevermind. Let's get back to the lobby."
"Ray Stantz: Listen! What's that smell?"
"Ray Stantz: Look out! It's the late shift!"
"Winston Zeddemore: Yeah, but this is just the help! Where's the boss? I can't believe I just said it out loud!"
"Ray Stantz: I know that guy! It's the mass poisoner, Chef DeForrest! So: nobody eat anything in here! Even if you're really hungry!"
"Winston Zeddemore: I'm about to swallow my own tongue, Ray. Will that be okay? All right. The kitchen is clean. Let's get back to the elevators."
"Sedgewick Hotel Manager: Thank god you're here!"
"Ray Stantz: Everything checks out here."
"Egon Spengler: Okay, it looks like the psycho-mass has come to rest about 190 feet above our heads."
"Ray Stantz: The 13th floor."
"Sedgewick Hotel Manager: This hotel has no 13th floor! None of the guard old hotels do!"
"Winston Zeddemore: Man's got a strong argument."
"Ray Stantz: We'll split the difference. Egon, you and the Tenderfoot go to the 12th floor. Winston and I will check out the 14th. (To Sedgewick Hotel Manager) Sir, if you'll please come with us."
"Egon Spengler: Fine. But stay on contact. This place is extraordinary dangerous. Well, let's see what's on the twelfth floor."
"Winston Zeddemore: (heard from Egon's communicator) Ego, what were you saying eariler about the mandala node?"
"Egon Spengler: You mean why do we keep seeing new ghosts?"
"Winston Zeddemore: (heard from Egon's communicator) Yeah."
"Egon Spengler: Okay. Think of the mandala as a city bus line. At the bus station, ghosts, or waiting passengers, are drawn into the system here and trapped. The concentrates their PK energy which is then eventually forced through to the next node, or 'station,' and so on, until it all ends at a final terminus. At each successive bus station, the station manager, or Node Guardian, stronger, so that it can keep the ghosts in line and destroy anyone who comes to the station to interfere with the flow. These nodes or bus stations gather the power used to feed a central point thus creating a much longer threat to our world. Does that make more sense now?"
"Winston Zeddemore: (heard from Egon's communicator) TTTC. Totally Trapped Transit Company."
"Ray Stantz: (heard from Egon's communicator) Yeah, you were going strong right up until the passengers got trapped inside the bus station."
"Winston Zeddemore: (heard from Egon's communicator) When is my performance review, again? I deserve more stock options."
"Ghost Guy: I say, young lady, you are full of surprises! After you, my dear!"
"Egon Epengler: Well. That was terrifying. Be extremely careful. This is likely to be a point of dangerous concentration. Odd. It's coming from everywhere and nowhere. Impossible to get a significant fix. Ray, come in. Are you there?"
"Ray Stantz: (heard from Egon's communicator) Egon. What happened? We lost you for a minute there."
"Egon Spengler: We had a close contact."
"Ray Stantz: (heard from Egon's communicator) I've got some more information on the Spider Witch ghost. Manager says authorities never found her but..."
"Sedgewick Hotel Manager: (heard from Egon's communicator) The bodies were hung from the ceiling! They were drained a blood and dragged around!"
"Ray Stantz: (heard from Egon's communicator) He says the victims were in a pretty bad state."
"Sedgewick Hotel Manager: (heard from Egon's communicator) The walls were painted in blood! Furniture was half chewed and crushed and piled in a corner like a giant nest!"
"Ray Stantz: (heard from Egon's communicator) She seems to have vandalized the room badly too."
"Egon Spengler: Hm. I don't want to be hung from a ceiling and drained of blood."
"Winston Zeddemore: (heard from Egon's communicator) I want to tell you this: I do NOT want to be found in bad state... OR vandalized."
"Sedgewick Hotel Manager: (heard from Egon's communicator) I think that sentiment unanimous."
"Egon Spengler: Ray! Come in!"
"Ray Stantz: (heard from Egon's communicator) Yeah, what's up?"
"Egon Spengler: What was the Spider Witch's room number?"
"Sedgewick Hotel Manager: 1221. After her spree, it was locked up. Until about five years ago when we remodeled."
"Ray Stantz: (heard from Egon's communicator) Hear that? Room 1221. I think that...Hey!"
"Egon Spengler: Let's keep moving."
"The Spider Witch Ghost: (off-screen) Oh, greet our visitors. The Chairman sends the little spirits to me. They love me. They make me strong."
"Egon Spengler: The floor is undergoing significant metamorphics. Ghostworld is aggressively encroaching on ours. It's not even utilizing a portal. This is very bad."
"Ghost Guy: (off-screen) My ankles? Goodness, we hardly know each other! No, I... Who... what are you?! No...! Help! No! Please...AAAAAHHHHHHHH!"
"Egon Spengler: It's the Ghostworld crossing through! Happening sooner than we expected! It looks like this is where this node is focused! We could use some help! - into radio) - Ray, are you there?! Come in, Ray?! Looks like it's up to us...let's find 1221 and finish this."
"The Spider Witch Ghost: (off-screen) Come play with my friends."
"Egon Spengler: Look behind you. Let's keep moving."
"The Spider Witch Ghost: (off-screen) Oh, you've come to play games? Oh, I know a lot of games."
"Egon Spengler: 1220... 1222. No. 1221. Where is it? 1221 has to be here. Never trust the naked eye in this work. I'm sure it's here, even if we can't use it. Well, this looks inviting. I don't like the look of this, but we've run out of options."
"The Spider Witch Ghost: (off-screen) Come to me, little man. Don't be afraid."
"Egon Spengler: We aren't alone."
"The Spider Witch Ghost: (off-screen) Which one are these? These are not mine. Everyone here is mine. The quiet men, the angry men, the hungry men, the scuttling ones... Yes! Now you are here and that means you are mine. This won't hurt a bit. You're going to feel a tiny prick. Don't be shy. I like shy boys. Come and find me if you can!"
"Egon Spengler: Heads up!"
"The Spider Witch Ghost: (off-screen) This is for you! Oh, are you flirting with me? Oh, you've come to play games? Oh, I know lots of games. Oh, I don't think so. I'm so weak... You. Hurt me? Silly men. Come play with my friends. Oh, tear them apart!"
"Egon Spengler: Look...the Mandala Map! Ray, Winston, come in. You there?"
"Ray Stantz: (heard from Egon's communicator) Egon! What happened? You alright?"
"Egon Spengler: The Recruit found the 13th Floor and we shut it down. PKE levels are back to acceptable parameters. This node of the mandala is fully neutronized."
"Winston Zeddemore: (heard from Egon's communicator) Alright!"
"Ray Stanz: (heard from Egon's communicator) Where are you? We went back down to the 12th floor and couldn't find anything. Everything seems pretty normal."
"Egon Spengler: Looks like we're back in the Ruby Ballroom. We'll meet you at Ecto-1."
"(At Outside)"
"Peter Venkman: Egon, remind me. Why are we driving aimlessly in the fog?"
"Egon Spengler: The final node, Venkman. Close it and we seal the Mandala, trapping the ghosts inside."
"Peter Venkman: Sorry to break this to you, Egon. But I just don't see the Mandala..."
"Egon Spengler: You were saying?"
"Ray Stantz: Shandor Island...it's here! It's too unstable. I'm going to have to drop you guys and circle. If Ecto-8 sinks, we're sunk too."
"Peter Venkman: Ray, since you're the most excited about going to ghost island, why don't I just take the boat? I thought I was making a nice gesture, and you're giving me the suspicious look. Drop it instantly. Let's get going, because nobody enjoys rushing headlong towards their death more than this fellow."
"Winston Zeddemore: What's this story behind this place, Egon?"
"Egon Spengler: The Shandors owned this island for generations. This castle was built in the 1860s. Ivo Shandor used it as a refuge, a lab, and a temple for he and other cult members to worship Gozer."
"Peter Venkman: Hmm."
"Winston Zeddemore: Okay, that's all well and good. But can someone explain to me how an entire island sinks?"
"Egon Spengler: The night the last Shandor died, there was a huge tidal surge and the river just swallowed the island whole. Shandor consecrated the island to Gozer, and the Ghostworld reclaimed it."
"Peter Venkman: Mm-Hm."
"Winston Zeddemore: City's lucky it's in the middle of the river instead of Rockfeller Center."
"Egon Spengler: We're lucky now. But soon the Ghostworld will continue to assert itself into ours, and the damage will be incalculable."
"Peter Venkman: Hm. Just another screwed up day at the office."
"Egon Spengler: It appears that we need to take that staircase to get inside."
"Winston Zeddemore: That's a big hole, guys. Am I am not swimming in the Hudson River in November. So, how do you want to get across?"
"Egon Spengler: Maybe that crane still works."
"Peter Venkman: Well. If you could that from over there to over here...make the world a better place."
"Winston Zeddemore: So the fossilized boat wasn't enough? Now you want to activate some pre-Colombian deathtrap machinery?"
"Egon Spengler: Pro-Colombian deathtrap machinery utilizes an entirely different principle."
"Winston Zeddemore: Well, I don't see any controls on that crane. How can we get it to move? Hey! What about the slime tether!?"
"Peter Venkman: Don't be timid."
"Winston Zeddemore: Look at that! Rookie moved the crane!"
"Egon Spengler: Alright, swing it around!"
"Winston Zeddemore: Almost! Work it over this way to cover the hole!"
"Egon Spengler: Bring it in! Almost there! Whoa! Great!"
"Peter Venkman: Yo! New guy!"
"Winston Zeddemore: Good work! Oh!"
"Peter Venkman: You alright? What's with you? You know we only get paid if we live."
"Egon Spengler: Recruit, you okay? Let's keep moving."
"Peter Venkman: Careful, we don't wear helmets."
"Ray Stantz: (heard from Rookie's communicator) Guys? There's way too much dangerous debris falling in here. I've gotta take Marine Ecto-8 where it's safer."
"Winston Zeddemore: Don't get too far, Ray. If we need you, we're gonna need you really fast!"
"Ray Stantz: (heard from Rookie's communicator) Aye-aye, Z. Raise me on the horn if you need me!"
"Winston Zeddemore: Now he's Captain Ahab. Be careful, Ray."
"Egon Spengler: Let's keep moving. We'll find a place where Ray can put in to get us later."
"Winston Zeddemore: (Whistles) Check this joint out."
"Egon Spengler: That's a three-million dollar view, even by Manhattan standards."
"Peter Venkman: My apartment used to look like this."
"Egon Spengler: Shandor's public architectural style ranged from Federal to Art Deco. His personal tastes, however, obviously leaned toward the Gozerian."
"Winston Zeddemore: Oh, now I see what they mean by early demonic."
"Egon Spengler: There's an open door."
"Winston Zeddemore: Hey! We know these guys."
"Egon Spengler: That explains why they attacked us in Times Square: they're gargoyles from Shandor buildings."
"Winston Zeddemore: Guess Ivo would be tickled pink to know his old security system still works so long after he died."
"Peter Venkman: Ahh... guys."
"Winston Zeddemore: That's a lot of... whatever they are! Look. The door's controlled by that chain!"
"Peter Venkman: Hey you. You're up, buddy!"
"Egon Spengler: Okay, cadet. Your first... I've got your back. Did you know that hedge mazes are historically designed to conceal a secret shortcut?"
"Winston Zeddemore: Well there's still one crank that works down here, try using it to open the door."
"Peter Venkman: Egon. Winston. Can we get outta here?"
"Winston Zeddemore: The door look it's connected to that crank, see if you can get it turn. Wind the chain!"
"Peter Venkman: Come on. Today."
"Winston Zeddemore: Keep going! You're getting closer! That did it! The door's wide open! Get back up here!"
"Peter Venkman: Yeah, that'll work."
"Egon Spengler: Hm. I take it we're not welcome."
"Winston Zeddemore: Yeah? There's a first. I'm gonna get us all name badges that say 'Hello. I'm not welcome.' Or maybe t-shirts. Or coffee mugs. Ilyssa. I see her."
"Peter Venkman: You and me both. She's wearing just a simple terrycloth robe. And she's brought me coffee."
"Winston Zeddemore: That's her, all right. Spitting image."
"Egon Spengler: The resemblance is uncanny. This is Ivo Shandor's mother, painted in 1885."
"Winston Zeddemore: Wait. What? Ilyssa is Shandor?"
"Peter Venkman: Why does this always happen to me? I meet a girl. She's crazy about me. But she always turns out be some kind of unbelievable fixer upper!"
"Egon Spengler: This is all making sense. Ilyssa must have inadvertently triggered the Mandala because she has Shandor blood."
"Peter Venkman: She doesn't know it. When I did her profile, she told me she was adopted."
"Winston Zeddemore: Some coincidence, huh?"
"Peter Venkman: You don't really believe this happened by accident?"
"Winston Zeddemore: No. Someone must have known and set this up."
"Egon Spengler: The Mayor did say that Peck personally recommended Ilyssa to be the guest curator of the Gozer Exhibit."
"Winston Zeddemore: Once a Peck, always a Peck. Shandor must have been employed hundreds of workers for years to build this place!"
"Egon Spengler: The supports are waterlogged, the mortar is decrepit, and the foundation is shattered. In purely physical terms, there's no way all this can be still standing."
"Winston Zeddemore: You sound like you look surprised."
"Egon Spengler: No. Not really. It's beautiful, in a horrific way."
"Ray Stantz: (heard from Rookie's communicator) You can't deny the pure genius of Shandor, it's a pity that it was all used for evil. If he would have just channeled some of it for good, the things could have done."
"Egon Spengler: Posthumous Black Mass."
"Winston Zeddemore: What? People still worshipping? Even after they're dead? That's a powerful church, man."
"Egon Spengler: That might explain how these structures are still standing!"
"Ray Stantz: (heard from Egon's communicator) Oh, yeah! Ethereal stability induced by sheer focused concentration of posthumous will! Unbelievable!"
"Winston Zeddemore: Yeah, right. Unbelievable. is that you can still use that word in context."
"Peter Venkman: This is gravy."
"Winston Zeddemore: It is officially time for us to go. (Whistles) Check this joint!"
"Egon Spengler: Unless my sensory array is malfunctioning, that is definitely the place we're looking for."
"Peter Venkman: Hey, where'd the caddy go? Yo! Cool-breeze! Come on out!"
"Egon Spengler: Peter Behind you!"
"Winston Zeddemore: (heard from Rookie's communicator) No! Get back! Take your imaginary hands off me, man!"
"Egon Spengler: (heard from Rookie's communicator) No! There's too many of them!"
"Winston Zeddemore: (heard from Rookie's communicator) Egon! They got Egon bring him back here! Kid! Help us!"
"Ray Stantz: (heard from Rookie's communicator) Okay you need to get to the others so they can help you, please be careful we don't know what we are dealing with yet, but it sounds big and when big things attack it hurts."
"Winston Zeddemore: (heard from Rookie's communicator) Hey, Rook! I'm trapped in a dark place. Can barely move my arms. Can you find me? I think you're getting closer to me, the sounds are getting louder. You know, I always did like you more than the others did. Keep looking, man. I've got to be around somewhere in here! Hey! In here! Give me a hand! Hey, thanks, man! I was seriously cramping up in there. This is all looking familiar. Ray would be giggling right now. This must be where all the mood slime came from. Look! They must've pumped it straight into the sewers from here. Let's go find Egon... then we'll think about finding Peter. Shandor's cult was working some scary experiments in here. There's blue slime, pink slime, yellow slime. But every ghost in here is coated' with black slime. What's generating it all? Where's it all coming from? Being dead for 80 years sure hasn't improved these guys' disposition any. I'm not sure which one of you shoved me in that crate, but you all owe me a big apology! You picked the wrong side, ghost. Shandor isn't here to help you now, is he?! This is the kind of stuff that really shows well on your review. I think you are really turning some heads back at headquarters. Man, what are these spooks up to in here? I get the whole Mandala-immortality-and power thing, but what's up with all the slime science?"
"Egon Spengler: (heard from Rookie's communicator) I think I hear you guys. Yes, that sounds like my equipment. You are getting close. Get me out of this thing. I don't want to be eaten by black slime."
"Winston Zeddemore: Egon, hang on, we are almost to you!"
"Egon Spengler: Thank you. This is going to reflect well on your performance review. In most cases I find close proximity to mildew simulating. That was a little much, though. Have you seen Venkman?"
"Winston Zeddemore: Well, you know..."
"Egon Spengler: Have you looked for him?"
"Egon Spengler: The meter seems to indicate that he's somewhere in this direction. This machinery indicates an astounding level of sophistication. Pure evil notwithstanding. Ivo Shandor was far ahead of his time. You know, I have to take my hat off to Shandor. This lab was built how many years ago? It's truly impressive. It's likely Shandor was THE parapsychology expert of his time."
"Winston Zeddemore: Stay in the light, Egon."
"Egon Spengler: I'm trying, Winston."
"Winston Zeddemore: Should we try to find Peter, or...?"
"Egon Spengler: They probably stashed him around here somewhere."
"Peter Venkman: (off-screen) Help! Yo, a little help!"
"Winston Zeddemore: Shh! I think I hear him!"
"Peter Venkman: (off-screen) Did somebody call a break?"
"Winston Zeddemore: Yeah, that's Venkman, all right. Now. We're sue about this, right?"
"Egon Spengler: We need to be at full strength to shut down this Noble."
"Ray Stantz: (heard from Rookie's communicator) Way to go! I feel a momentum swing here in our favor, get out there and find mandala node and shut it down. That should really piss someone off."
"Peter Venkman: Hey. I got places to go, people to meet. Can we move outta here?"
"Winston Zeddemore: What are they doing?"
"Egon Spengler: The readings are as big as those at the library when we crossed over. I think it's safe to assume that the machine they're working on was not built for a benign purpose. It's an orrery; a device typically used for predicting planetary alignment. In this case it appears to actually be aligning dimensions."
"Winston Zeddemore: I for one do not want the dimensions to align. Not this close to Christmas."
"Egon Spengler: That would put a damper on the holidays."
"Winston Zeddemore: How do we shut that thing down?"
"Egon Spengler: The motion of those devices seems to be generating some sort of energy. Hart to tell, though."
"Winston Zeddemore: What if we tried locking those things down?"
"Egon Spengler: I cab calculated 54 different outcomes. In three of them, we survive."
"Winston Zeddemore: That beats our usual odds."
"Egon Spengler: Unfortunately, you're correct. Let's do it."
"Winston Zeddemore: It looks like the movement of those spheres is stabilizing the interior structure. What if they stopped moving? So far this goofy island has been a slime tether amusement park. Why should that change now? Lock those sphere's down, man! We gotta stop those balls from moving! I mean...aw, you know what I mean. Yes! You did it! How come people smart enough to use science always try to take over this Universe? Huh? Egon? Ray? Anyone...didn't think so."
"Egon Spengler: Wait. Those planets are aligning. I'm not so sure this is the safest course of action. I think we found the source of the black slime, Winston."
"Winston Zeddemore: I wasn't that curious! The whole room's filling up! Get to higher ground!"
"Egon Spengler: Alright, gentlemen. It's official: this was a bad idea."
"Peter Venkman: Shh! Here comes the big finale."
"Winston Zeddemore: Ugh! The stench is horrible!"
"Peter Venkman: Smells like the Fulton fish market when they've got fish. Wait, I know that dumpster."
"Egon Spengler: A putrid mass of hatred, bile, and anger."
"Winston Zeddemore: Not exactly, Mr. Sunshine is he?"
"Peter Venkman: This is the part where do what we do! Blow it back to the cradle."
"Egon Spengler: Yow! Get him in the eyes!"
"Winston Zeddemore: Hit his eyes, rookie!"
"Peter Venkman: Hey. You lookin' at me?"
"Egon Spengler: We've got to cut off his Visine."
"Peter Venkman: Somebody chop some onions!"
"Winston Zeddemore: Give me the evil eye, huh? It's got to be vulnerable somewhere!"
"Egon Spengler: Statistically speaking, that's not entirely accurate!"
"Winston Zeddemore: Statistically speaking, we better hope it is!"
"Egon Spengler: Okay! Fair enough! What about that that inaccessible anterior nodule?"
"Winston Zeddemore: The glowly thing on its head? That is its head, isn't it?"
"Egon Spengler: I'm not sure that matters! How can we get to it?"
"Winston Zeddemore: Hey! Rookie! Run around and look delicious, will you?"
"Egon Spengler: There it is! Concentrate your fire at that node!"
"Winston Zeddemore: Hit it right there! It doesn't look like that at all!"
"Egon Spengler: He's taking the bait!"
"Peter Venkman: And that is all she wrote."
"Egon Spengler: All the nodes are closed. The ghosts are trapped in the Mandala."
"Winston Zeddemore: Right where they belong! Our boy Ivo Shandor didn't factor in that he was messin' with the Ghostbusters! Ha ha HA!"
"Peter Venkman; Yeah. Peck made the same mistake. We're gonna have a long talk with him."
"Egon Spengler: Don't forget that Peter's girlfriend is a Shandor. I'm gonna have a...a very long talk with her."
"Ray Stantz: (heard from Rookie's communicator) You guys need to get down to the shore, and fast! I don't know how much longer I can hold her - the whole island's sinking!"
"Winston Zeddemore: Ray, keep the motor running! We are coming at you fast! Peter! Get out of there!"
"(After defeating Juvenile Slor)"
"Ray Stantz:(Wasn't with the rest of the group) How was it!? Was it cool!? What did it look like!? Did you get any samples!? Did it have multiple eyes!?"
"(Other Ghostbusters turn to face Ray Stantz with ticked faces)"
"Egon Spengler: Shut up."
"Janine Melnitz: Oh, thank god you're here!"
"Ray Stantz: What's going on, Janine? Where's Ilyssa?"
"Janine Melnitz: She's gone! They took her! One minute everything was fine, the next it was chaos! Ghosts flying everywhere!"
"Egon Spengler: Janine, slow down! Start from the beginning."
"Janine Melnitz: Okay. Well, I was a little late this morning because one of the heels on my favorite pair of pumps broke and Lester's was out of my favorite tea, You know how I love my chamomile. Well, a-and..."
"Peter Venkman: Okay, maybe not the beginning. Start when things went haywire around here."
"Janine Melnitz: Okay, okay. Somebody jumped me from behind. And before I passed out, I heard Ilyssa struggling and yelling, 'No'! And the last thing I remember was the screams of the dead and damned echoing in my brain!"
"Peter Venkman: So either there was a mass escape from Rikers..."
"Egon Spengler: ...or someone shut down our containment grid. Again."
"Ray Stantz: Again?"
"Winston Zeddemore: Just like Peck threatened to do."
"Peter Venkman: It's funny. I always knew that Peck was a pencil-necked, bureaucratic prick. But I never pegged him as an evil occultist."
"Ray Stantz: But where did he take her?"
"Winston Zeddemore: And where are all the ghosts? 'Cause, no offense, but if all the ghosts we're ever caught just escaped, I'm clocking out."
"Ray Stantz: Yeah, they would be awfully mad at us."
"Winston Zeddemore: Exactly. It's generally a bad idea for the guards to hang out in the cell blocks just after a prison break."
"Reporter: (On TV) This just in: as authorities continue to supervise the Thanksgiving evacuation of Manhattan, increasingly powerful tremors are rocking are rocking Central Park. The question is: where are the Ghostbusters?"
"Peter Venkman: Tell you what... Kind of a nice day. Why don't we go to Central Park? Could round up some ghosts, save the girl... get back in time for a nap?"
"Ray Stantz: Okay! The Ghostbusters ride again!"
"Janine Melnitz: (On Phone) Oh, hi. Really? Mm-hmm. So I told him that if they start evacuating Manhattan, that I don't plan on coming in on Monday. And he says... and he says I've already used all my floating holidays this year... Right? I tell him, "Dr. Venkman. Catastrophic exodus of the city doesn't count as a floating holiday." No, it doesn't. I looked it up. So he hands me the employee handbook and tells me to look again, and that what is and isn't covered is very clearly defined. What? Yeah it was in there! In his handwriting...in pencil! He wrote it in when he asked me to get his coffee. Anyway, I can take a half-day on Monday if they evacuate the city. Alright. Goodbye."
"Vigo: Mha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Look deep inside yourself and ask if this was a true victory."
"Winston Zeddemore: Just once, I wouldn't mind running with these other fools away from the trouble."
"Peter Venkman: Where's the fun in that?"
"Egon Spengler: Any guesses on where we'll find Peck and Ilyssa?"
"Ray Stantz: I suspected that we're going to need the Super Slammer up there. No telling how powerful Peck has grown."
"Winston Zeddemore: That means we gotta take the Ecto-1. I'll drive."
"Peter Venkman: Ah!"
"Ray Stantz: Junior's pretty spry, even with that hundred pounds of Proton Accelerator."
"Peter Venkman: Oww! That was, that was 'oww' there!"
"Ray Stantz: (heard from Rookie's communicator) Hoss, you alright? How's that gate coming? Wow! Look at the storm system building above that tower!"
"Egon Spengler: (heard from Rookie's communicator) Remember the last time we saw that kind of atmosphere disturbance?"
"Winston Zeddemore: (heard from Rookie's communicator) That's right. I don't get it. We shut down the mandala. How can all this still be happening?"
"Ray Stantz: (heard from Rookie's communicator) In the Gozerian Codez it's written that a blood sacrifice and a tremendous amount of spiritual energy are needed to generate the Supreme Destructor Form."
"Winston Zeddemore: (heard from Rookie's communicator) A Destructor Form again?"
"Egon Spengler: (heard from Rookie's communicator) Peck probably couldn't draw sufficient energy from the mandala before we shut it down. He found an alternate source in our containment unit."
"Ray Stantz: (heard from Rookie's communicator) The energy of the escape ghosts from our grid might be enough to produce a cross-dimensional event in itself."
"Egon Spengler: (heard from Rookie's communicator) Yes, and with Ilyssa here, I'm sure her Shandor ancestors aren't far behind."
"Winston Zeddemore: (heard from Rookie's communicator) Earthquakes... great. Could plague, pestilence, and death be far behind?"
"Ray Stantz: (heard from Rookie's communicator) I'd bet on it. Speed it up there, tiger."
"Winston Zeddemore: (heard from Rookie's communicator) Yeah, we don't want to stand here all day."
"Ray Stantz: I'll go with the intern. Nobody should wander around alone in this place. We'll meet you guys a little further on. You saw 'em too, didn't ya? They think they're sneaky. Let's spread out and flank 'em. It's not alone! Run! "Flanking" means I got this way, and you go that way. I know you're new, but that's basic stuff. All right, Youngblood. It's all you. There's the key! It's too heavy to carry ourselves. Get it back to the gate so we can keep going! Wait a minute. Oh... I get it now. This has been bugging me. When the necromantic shockwave summoned Gozer back to our plane, why didn't he assume a more effective Destructor from immediately? I mean the Marshmallow Man is scary, sure, but there has to be a better way to destroy the world. It's simple... When he enters our plane of existence, he must be locked into that form from our first encounter. One Destructor form per god, per dimension. I like it! Sounds like the kind of symmetry these things tend to operate on. Hey, so maybe I didn't choose such a bad destructor after all, huh? Look...up there. It's getting worse."
"Winston Zeddemore: (heard from Rookie's communicator) This isn't the Central Park I'm used to."
"Egon Spengler: (heard from Rookie's communicator) You still have your wallet?"
"Ray Stantz: That means one of two things: either we're in trouble or we're dinner."
"Egon Spengler: (heard from Rookie's communicator) Is there a difference?"
"Winston Zeddemore: (heard from Rookie's communicator) Hey! We ever test the Proton Packs in the rain?"
"Egon Spengler: (heard from Rookie's communicator) What's what Recruit is doing right now..."
"Ray Stantz: Great...wait a minute! I'm wearing one, too!"
"Egon Spengler: (heard from Rookie's communicator) That's true, Ray. How's it going so far? Do you smell any burning, or experience any painful tingling?"
"Ray Stantz: You'll be the first one to know. Or the second. Air strike! Take those flyers out! They're coming out of ground! We've gotta smash the coffins while they're airborne. Otherwise we have to deal with these! They ain't all graceful! On your right!"
"Peter Venkman: Well, hello there."
"Winston Zeddemore: Ray! You guys alright? Man, there ain't nothing dead in this graveyard."
"Ray Stantz: Thanks for joining the party."
"Egon Spengler: They're throwing everything they have at us to stop us from getting to that mausoleum."
"Winston Zeddemore: That's as far as I can go. You guys gotta clear a path for me."
"Egon Spengler: Ray, readings here are extremely unstable. Energy from the mandala and the escaped ghosts is building up to a flash point. We don't have much time."
"Ray Stantz: Well, I guess we're goin in there. We don't have a lot of choice. Man! The graves pushing up through here really did a number on this place. Walter Peck is gonna have a lot to answer to from the City Parks Department. If we can prevent the Apocalypse, that is. Clear out those roots! Watch out for those coffins! They're not all empty! Go, go, go!"
"Peter Venkman: Hey, over here. A little help? Yo, a little help?"
"Egon Spengler: We've tried everything. This metal is psychonically charged, rendering it effectively indestructible."
"Egon Spengler: Well, in such an extreme solution, I suppose to cause it harm. But I don't think anything we have is going to make a dent in it."
"Ray Stantz: Then what's our plan?"
"Egon Spengler: Ray, you two check out that side."
"Ray Stantz: I think I'm picking up something odd here. What's your take on this? An indestructible gate attached to a damaged frame. A few concussive hits and the hinges might just break loose."
"Peter Venkman: Uh, 12 o'clock high."
"Egon Spengler: They're too well protected. Our energy streams aren't going to hurt them. Peter, go kick one."
"Ray Stantz: The only hope we have is to stay alive and keep them away from the Ecto."
"Winston Zeddemore: I wholeheartedly agree with Ray."
"Egon Spengler: More precisely, they're little stone angels, capable of attaining speeds of 198 feet per second before they hit their targets... which is us."
"Winston Zeddemore: Kamikaze Angels? Man, I'm going back to Sunday School."
"Ray Stantz: The particle throwers aren't doing anything to them! Tether them and smash them into something!"
"Egon Spengler: Looks like a good place for slime tethering!"
"Winston Zeddemore: The kid's on to something!"
"Ray Stantz: Hook 'em together!"
"Winston Zeddemore: Timber!!!"
"Egon Spengler: I think we're getting close."
"Winston Zeddemore: Hey guys, a little help? I bet we can pull these gates down, too. Hey, Ray. Have we got a chain or winch for this thing?"
"Ray Stantz: I didn't plan for a fun-filled day off-roading with Ecto-1. So no."
"Egon Spengler: The Tether might prove useful here."
"Winston Zeddemore: Okay, kid. Tether the gate to my bumper and I'll put it down. Now we're talking!"
"Ray Stantz: This way, gentleman."
"Peter Venkman: Thank you! Nicely done."
"Egon Spengler: I'm not sure going underground now is a good idea."
"Ray Stantz: Come on, Spengs. Getting there is the fun part."
"Winston Zeddemore: Check that out."
"Ray Stantz: That's our next stop."
"Egon Spengler: Ever feel like you're being watched?"
"Peter Venkman: Egon."
"Egon Spengler: What?"
"Peter Venkman: Shhhhh! Please."
"Egon Spengler: Get ready! Same drill as before!"
"Winston Zeddemore: Hook me up, again! I'll take care of it."
"Ray Stantz: Right. The tethers."
"Egon Spengler: At least the tethers held. My fault. Miscalculated."
"Ray Stantz: Winston!"
"Peter Venkman: (Heavy Breathes) Oh man! D-ahh!"
"Winston Zeddemore: It's stuck! For real!"
"Ray Stantz: Ecto-1!"
"Winston Zeddemore: She's tough, but she took that pretty hard!"
"Ray Stantz: Can you get her rolling again?"
"Winston Zeddemore: Nah. Crickets. She's down for the count, guys."
"Ray Stantz: I hate leaving her here like this."
"Winston Zeddemore: I know it, Ray. This is definitely turning into a bad neighborhood. But we've got to keep moving. Guess we're walking from here."
"Egon Spengler: Some of us have been working."
"Ray Stantz: Keep your eyes peeled!"
"Egon Spengler: I think we've got guests."
"Winston Zeddemore: I knew it."
"Egon Spengler: I think we're going to wish we had that Super Slammer. To the right! Look behind you!"
"Ray Stantz: This is fantastic! It's like a monster mash!"
"Egon Spengler: Identify the Shandorian and focus on them. It's their combined willpower that's protecting the mausoleum."
"Ray Stantz: Focus on the cultists! What can unlock the gates?"
"Egon Spengler: Well, those glowing indentions are obviously keyholes..."
"Ray Stantz: They are! Oh! Sure! I see it now!"
"Winston Zeddemore: Where are the keys then?"
"Egon Spengler: It may be possible to harness their interdimensional cranial energy source!"
"Winston Zeddemore: The kid's on to something! Way to go!"
"Ray Stantz: Great! Those fellas turned out to be pretty helpful."
"Winston Zeddemore: This team can play! No doubt about it!"
"Peter Venkman: Exciting! And somehow risky!"
"Peter Venkman: Wait! It's Ilyssa!"
"Egon Spengler: It's Peck."
"Peter Venkman: Can't we blast him? Just once really hard? Nobody's gonna know!"
"Egon Spengler: Easy Venkman everything points to Peck being a pawn."
"Mayor Jock Mulligan (possessed): I couldn't have said it better myself."
"Ray Stantz: It's the Mayor."
"Peter Venkman: No Ray, it's not. It's Ivo Shandor."
"Winston Zeddemore: Shandor possessed the Mayor, turned Peck on us to slow us down. And when we shut down his mandala before he could get fully juiced, he hijacked our ghosts out of the containment unit as a alternate energy source."
"Mayor Jock Mulligan (possessed): Very good, and they say you're the slow one."
"Winston Zeddemore: Waaait, what? Who says that?"
"Peter Venkman: Everybody. What's the girl have to do with it?"
"Mayor Jock Mulligan (possessed): Taking her was necessary. To assume my own Destructor Form, I require blood. My blood."
"Ray Stantz: What about Gozer? I thought you built this all for him?"
"Mayor Jock Mulligan (possessed): I did, but he failed me. Twice. How he earned the title "The Destroyer" is beyond me. Anyway, I thought to myself... why worship a god when you can actually be one?"
"Peter Venkman: Slime him."
"Egon Spengler: He's too powerful! It'll take all of our streams! We've gotta get through it's shielding!"
"Ray Stantz: Okay, step one. You've got it!"
"Egon Spengler: It's fading!"
"Ray Stantz: Job well done!"
"Egon Spengler: Now's your chance!"
"Ray Stantz: Job well done! Beat him down! Then get a capture stream on him! He's through! Now de-activate your pulse and we'll cross the streams with the blast function!"
"Egon Spengler: I can't shut it down, Ray!"
"Ray Stantz: Me too! Me neither, I mean!"
"Winston Zeddemore: Who decided to reinforce these shoulder traps?"
"All: Yaaaahhhh!!"
"Ray Stantz: Hey, Shandor! Where's your Destructor Form now? Leave it in your other suit?"
"Ivo Shandor's Destructor Form: I have chosen! I am the destructor. I am the Architect."
"Peter Venkman: (Yawns) Was someone waken out of their nap?"
"Ray Stantz: Oh, no."
"Egon Spengler: That's very bad."
"Peter Venkman: The architect. Haha...that's not so scary. The contractor. That's who kills you!"
"Ray Stantz: Peter... You don't understand. He's the Architect, and he controls Ghostworld!"
"Egon Spengler: And he can come into our world. And what do architects do?"
"Peter Venkman: Ah...uh...they have automatic pencils. I dunno."
"Ivo Shandor's Destructor Form: I will pave over your fields to start anew! I will fill your seas with concrete and stone!"
"Ray Stantz: Yeah...No! Listen!"
"Ivo Shandor's Destructor Form: I will pierce your world with girders of steel and panes of glass!"
"Winston Zeddemore: That's just mean super villain threats, Ray. All those guys like that."
"Ivo Shandor's Destructor Form: I will crush your world under the weight of my cities! I will smoother your creation under my own!"
"Egon Spengler: Don't let it power up!"
"Ray Stantz: Don't let it recharge."
"Egon Spengler: Keep it coming! Blast it! Keep it coming! Pour it on!"
"Winston Zeddemore: Give it to him! Light them up! Hey, more trouble! Blast its sorry behind!"
"Ray Stantz: It's shielding itself."
"Winston Zeddemore: Dob't let it recharge!"
"Ivo Shandor's Destructor Form: I am a god!"
"Egon Spengler: We eat gods for breakfast? I'm deactivating the cross-stream governor! I never thought I'd say this again! Cross the streams!"
"Ray Stantz: "We eat gods for breakfast?""
"Egon Spengler: Too much, do you think?"
"Ray Stantz: No, I liked it."
"Walter Peck: Get me down from here! Please I'm begging you let me down!"
"Peter Venkman: New Guy. Your call."
"Walter Peck: This is not the last you'll see of me!"
"(Walter Peck runs away)"
"Mayor Jock Mulligan: Ha, ha! The Ghostbusters! Hey, fellas! What are you doing here? Um...what am I doing here? Uh... where is here?"
"Ray Stantz: You were the victim of a trans-dimensional possession, Your Honor."
"Mayor Jock Mulligan: Uh...what's that mean?"
"Winston Zeddemore: An evil ghost was walking around in your body for a few months."
"Mayor Jock Mulligan: Oh. Did anyone notice? How's my approval rating?"
"Egon Spengler: Well, you got re-elected."
"Peter Venkman: By the way, you're a descendant of Shandor."
"Dr. Ilyssa Selwyn: Yeah...I kinda got that."
"(Peter Venkman and Dr. Ilyssa Selwyn kiss on the lips)"
"Dr. Ilyssa Selwyn: What? Venkman!"
"Dan Aykroyd - Dr. Raymond Stantz"
"Harold Ramis - Dr. Egon Spengler"
"Bill Murray - Dr. Peter Venkman"
"Ernie Hudson - Dr. Winston Zeddemore"
"William Atherton - Walter Peck"
"Alyssa Milano - Dr. Ilyssa Selwyn"
"Annie Potts - Janine Melnitz"
"Brian Doyle-Murray - Mayor Jock Mulligan"
"- Peter Parker/Spider-Man"
"- Mary Jane Watson"
"- Wilson Fisk/Kingpin"
"- Captain Yuri Watanabe"
"- Dr. Otto Octavius/Doctor Octopus"
"- Aunt May Parker"
"- Martin Li"
"- Mayor Norman Osborn"
"- J. Jonah Jameson"
"- Harry Osborn"
"- Jefferson Davis"
"- Miles Morales"
"Go, Fry! Go, Fry!"
"That is gonna hurt."
"Who’s your daddy?"
"Hey, a Nibbler! I’m gonna collect all of him!"
"Bite my shiny metal ass!"
"This crystal has the power to heal… my empty wallet!"
"Seatbelts? Never! I endanger lives, not save them!"
"Eat lead! And by lead, I mean me! Forty percent lead, baby!"
"It’s Futurama the Game!"
"I must have been a killbot in a former life."
"Wow, this is even better than steroids!"
"I’ve always wanted one of whatever this is."
"Billy West – Fry, Professor Farnsworth, Dr. Zoidberg, Zapp Brannigan"
"Katey Sagal – Leela"
"John DiMaggio – Bender, Sal"
"Maurice LaMarche – Morbo, Walt, Destructor, Sun God Impostor"
"Tress MacNeille – Mom, Linda"
"David Herman – Adoy, Larry"
"Frank Welker – Nibbler"
"My name is Bruce Banner. I’m trying to stop a monster."
"Hulk strongest one there is!"
"It’s Mr. Blue, isn’t it?"
"I appreciate your help, Dr. Sterns but I’m putting you at terrible risk. Do you think you can cure me?"
"Something attacked us in there, General. It was not a gorilla. If Banner knows what it is, I’m going to find him, I’m gonna put my foot in his throat and then I’m gonna ask him."
"Banner’s work was a tangent of biotech. That’s our engineering solution. Banner was working on a biological one to improve the man instead of the equipment."
"We’re giving you a very low dose only. I need you sharp out there and disciplined. First sign of any side effect and we stop and you’re off team until you straighten out. Agreed?"
"I can fill you in later but it has to do with the Enclave. It’s the brainchild of four scientists, each with his own private army. They use Manhattan as a giant test site. The jokesters on the roof? Scientists in artificial intelligence that’s morphed into mind control. I came across some stuff that I shouldn’t have. I know these guys have to be stopped. Whatever you were back there, if I had you on my side…"
"Thanks, man. I’m following a lead. I’ll contact you when I know more."
"Edward Norton as Bruce Banner"
"Liv Tyler as Betty Ross"
"Tim Roth as Emil Blonsky"
"William Hurt as General Thunderbolt Ross"
"Tim Blake Nelson as Samuel Sterns"