265 quotes found
"[repeated line; screams bloody murder] WHAT'S HAPPENI-I-I-I-I-ING?!?!?!?!"
"I can't eat jackass meat without ketchup!"
"I'm not Amy Carter. I have to work for a living."
"(on school) All you have to remember is listen for the bell. The first time the bell rings, you sit down. The second time the bell rings, you stand up. In between, that's the teacher's problem."
"If you lay one hand on me, I'll tell Mama and report you to the child abuse center. They'll put your picture on 60 Minutes and Mike Wallace will hate you until you die."
"[repeated line; to Raj or anyone else] Ooooh, I'm tellin' Mama."
"Who knows? After this one...who knows what could be next. You could become President of the United States. Mom would be the first lady and I could be Amy."
"Uh-huh, Uh-huh, Uh awn"
"[repeated line] Hey, HEY, hey!"
"If you don't tell me who sprung the leak, you'll be expelled for at least a week. -Nipsey Russell on The Match Game"
"Dee: (reading the underground newspaper) "Principal Bradley smells badly." You're gonna get in trouble from Mama."
"Roger: How is Mama gonna find out?"
"Dee: She knows me."
"Mama: I'm gonna be the oldest one there, and you know they're gonna laugh at me."
"Dee: Look, you're the oldest one here and you don't see us laughing."
"Roger: Mama, she's a good teacher."
"Rerun: No, she's not, and I'm gonna fail again. All she ever puts on her tests are questions."
"Roger: Miss Collins? Would you keep an eye on my mother? Go easy on her because she hasn't studied in years."
"Miss Collins: Oh? Then she and Rerun have a lot in common."
"Jennifer Garner - Sydney Bristow"
"Victor Garber - Jack Bristow"
"Ron Rifkin - Arvin Sloane"
"Lena Olin - Irina Derevko, aka Laura Bristow, aka The Man (Season 2, recurring afterwards)"
"Michael Vartan - Michael Vaughn (Seasons 1-4, recurring Season 5)"
"Carl Lumbly - Marcus Dixon"
"Bradley Cooper - Will Tippin (Seasons 1-2, recurring afterwards)"
"Merrin Dungey - Francie Calfo, Allison Doren (Seasons 1-2, recurring afterwards)"
"Kevin Weisman - Marshall Flinkman"
"Greg Grunberg - Eric Weiss (Seasons 3-4, recurring seasons 1, 2, and 5)"
"David Anders - Julian Sark (Seasons 2-3, recurring seasons 1, 4, and 5)."
"Melissa George - Lauren Reed (Season 3)"
"Mia Maestro - Nadia Santos (Season 4, recurring Season 5)"
"Amanda Foreman - Carrie Bowman (Recurring role)"
"Terry O'Quinn - F.B.I. Asst. Director Kendall (Recurring role)"
"Élodie Bouchez - Renée Rienne (Season 5)"
"Balthazar Getty - Thomas Grace (Season 5)"
"Rachel Nichols - Rachel Gibson (Season 5)"
"Amy Acker - Kelly Peyton (Season 5)"
"Matthew Perry (actor) — Matt Albie"
"Amanda Peet — Jordan McDeere"
"Bradley Whitford — Danny Tripp"
"Steven Weber — Jack Rudolph"
"D. L. Hughley — Simon Stiles"
"Sarah Paulson — Harriet Hayes"
"Nathan Corddry — Tom Jeter"
"Timothy Busfield — Cal Shanley"
"Nate Torrence — Dylan Killington"
"Ayda Field — Jeannie Whatley"
"Simon Helberg — Alex Dwyer"
"Diana-Maria Riva — Lilly Rodriguez"
"Camille Chen — Samantha Li"
"Merritt Wever — Suzanne"
"Lucy Davis — Lucy Kenwright"
"Columbus Short — Darius Hawthorne"
"James Woods - Sebastian Stark"
"Danielle Panabaker - Julie Stark"
"Jeri Ryan - Jessica Devlin"
"Sophina Brown - Raina Troy"
"Sarah Carter - Madeleine Poe"
"Samuel Page - Casey Woodland"
"Henry Simmons - Isaac Wright"
"Damien Lewis - Detective Charles "Charlie" Crews Jr."
"Sarah Shahi - Detective Dani Reese"
"Adam Arkin - Ted Earley"
"Brent Sexton - Officer Robert "Bobby" Stark"
"Donal Logue - Captain Kevin Tidwell"
"Jon Sklaroff - Arthur Tins"
"Brooke Langton - ADA Constance Griffiths"
"Roger Aaron Brown - Detective Carl Ames (retired)"
"Jennifer Siebel - Jennifer Conover"
"Robin Weigert - Lt./Sgt. Karen Davis"
"Titus Welliver - Kyle Hollis, a.k.a. Reverend Orson Parker"
"Michael Cudlitz - Mark Rawls"
"William Atherton - Mickey Rayborn"
"Christina Hendricks - Olivia Canton"
"Jessy Schram - Rachel Seyboldt, a.k.a. Rachel Hollis"
"Garret Dillahunt - Roman Nevikov"
"Shashawnee Hall - Special Agent Paul Bodner"
"Gabrielle UnionDetective Jane Seever"
"Helen McCrory Amanda Puryer"
"Thomas Calabro - Dr. Michael Mancini"
"Josie Bissett - Jane Andrews Mancini"
"Amy Locane - Sandy Harling"
"Heather Locklear - Amanda Woodward"
"Marcia Cross - Dr. Kimberly Shaw"
"Laura Leighton - Sydney Andrews"
"Doug Savant - Matt Fielding"
"Grant Show - Jake Hanson"
"Andrew Shue - Billy Campbell"
"Courtney Thorne-Smith - Alison Parker"
"Jack Wagner - Dr. Peter Burns"
"Vanessa Williams - Rhonda Blair"
"Daphne Zuniga - Jo Reynolds"
"Kristin Davis - Brooke Armstrong"
"Patrick Muldoon - Richard Hart"
"David Charvet - Craig Field"
"Kelly Rutherford - Megan Lewis"
"Brooke Langton - Samantha Reilly"
"Alyssa Milano - Jennifer Mancini"
"Rob Estes - Kyle McBride"
"Lisa Rinna - Taylor McBride"
"Jamie Luner - Lexi Sterling"
"Linden Ashby - Dr. Brett Cooper"
"Rena Sofer - Eve Cleary"
"John Haymes Newton - Ryan McBride"
"George Lopez - George Lopez"
"Constance Marie - Angela "Angie" Lopez"
"Valente Rodriguez - Ernesto "Ernie" Cardenas"
"Masiela Lusha - Carmen Lopez"
"Luis Armand Garcia - Maximilian "Max" Lopez"
"Belita Moreno - Benita "Benny" Lopez"
"Emiliano Díez - Victor "Vic" Palmero"
"Aimee Garcia - Veronica Palmero"
"Jack Blessing - Jack Powers"
"Mark Tymchyshyn - Mel Powers"
"Dagney Kerr - Claudia"
"Sandra Bullock - Amy"
"Autumn Reeser - Piper"
"Rachel Snow - Toby"
"Mel Rodriguez - Frank"
"Jim O'Heir - Reggie"
"Gregg Daniel - Jim"
"Esai Morales - Manny"
"Jodi Lyn O'Keefe - Campbell"
"Lillian Hurst - Mrs. Cardenas"
"Olga Merediz - Aunt Cecilia"
"James Lesure - Ben Adams"
"Brenda Song - Jennifer"
"Carl Anthony Payne - Curtis"
"Nancy Linehan Charles - Mrs. Wilder"
"Rod Carew - Himself"
"Steve Garvey - Himself"
"Joe Morgan - Himself"
"Jim Palmer - Himself"
"Scott Klace - Bobby Murphy"
"Connie Ray - Debbie"
"Michael Knight [Hasselhoff’s character] in a way is prototyped by the Lone Ranger. If you think about him riding across the Plains and going from one town to another to help law and order, then K.I.T.T. becomes Tonto.”"
"Don Cheadle - Marty Kaan"
"Kristen Bell - Jeannie van der Hooven"
"Ben Schwartz - Clyde Oberholt"
"Josh Lawson - Doug Guggenheim"
"Dawn Olivieri - Monica Talbot"
"Donis Leonard Jr. - Roscoe Kaan"
"Glynn Turman - Jeremiah Kaan"
"Daniel Benzali - Theodore 'Teddy' Hoffman (Season 1)"
"Anthony LaPaglia - Jimmy Wyler (Season 2)"
"Patricia Clarkson - Annie Hoffman (Season 1)"
"Mary McCormack - Justine Appleton"
"Jason Gedrick - Neil Avedon (Season 1)"
"Stanley Tucci - Richard Cross (Season 1)"
"Donna Murphy - Francesca Cross (Season 1)"
"Barbara Bosson - Deputy District Attorney Miriam Grasso"
"Michael Hayden - Chris Docknovich"
"Grace Phillips - Lisa Gillsepie (Season 1)"
"J.C. MacKenzie - Arnold Spivak"
"Bobbie Phillips - Julie Costello (Season 1)"
"Linda Carlson - Judge Beth Bornstein"
"Stanley Kamel - Dr. Graham Lester (Season 1)"
"Gregory Itzin - District Attorney Roger Garfield"
"Dylan Baker - Detective Arthur Polson (Season 1)"
"D.B. Woodside - Aaron Mosley (Season 2)"
"Clayton Rohner - Det. Vince Biggio (Season 2)"
"Jack Kehler - Frank Szymanski (Season 2)"
"Pruitt Taylor Vince - Clifford Banks (Season 2)"
"Eileen Heckart - Frances Wyler (Season 2)"
"Ralph Waite - Malcolm Dietrich (Season 2)."
"Elyes Gabel - Walter O'Brien"
"Katharine McPhee - Paige Dineen"
"Robert Patrick - Agent Cabe Gallo"
"Eddie Kaye Thomas - Tobias M. "Toby" Curtis, MD"
"Jadyn Wong - Happy Quinn"
"Ari Stidham - Sylvester Dodd"
"Riley B. Smith - Ralph Dineen"
"Camille Guaty - Megan O'Brien"
"Brendan Hines - Drew Baker"
"Daniel Zolghadri - Young Walter"
"David Fabrizio - Merrick (season 1)"
"Andy Buckley - Richard Elia"
"Alana de la Garza - Adriana Molina (season 2)"
"Kevin Weisman - Ray (season 2)"
"Peri Gilpin - Katherine Cooper (season 2)"
"George Lopez as George"
"Mayan Lopez as Mayan, George's Daughter"
"Noelle the Rescue Dog as Churro, The Family Dog"
"Matt Shively as Quinten Van Bryan, Mayan's Boyfriend"
"Brice Gonzalez as Chance Lopez, George's grandson and Mayan's and Quinten's son"
"Selenis Leyva as Rosie, George's ex-wife"
"Al Madrigal as Oscar, an employee of George's who is frequently stoned"
"Laci Mosley as Brookie, Mayan's co-worker at the vet's office"
"Aparna Nancherla as Dr. Pocha, a veterinarian and Mayan's Boss"
"Caroline Rhea as Jana, a pushy rich Lady customer"
"Liz Torres as Daisy, Rosie's Grandma and Sister"
"Stephen Tobolowsky as Sam Van Bryan, Quiten's Father"
"Momo Rodriguez as Momo, one of George's employees"
"Cheech Marin as Carlos (Guest Star: Season 1, Recurring: Season 2)"
"Jaime Camil as Josue Consuelos (Season 2)"
"Moises Chavez as Raul (Guest Star: Season 1, Recurring: Season 2)"
"Jerry Garcia as Mando"
"Adam Kulbersh as Jerry"
"Maria Canals-Barrera as Lily' Rosie's Sister"
"Ana Rey as Flor, Rosie's Sister"
"Nathan Miranda as Robbie"
"Constance Marie as Connie"
"Valente Rodriguez as Val"
"Belita Moreno as Bella"
"Luis Armand Garcia as Louie"
"Rita Moreno as Dolores Lopez, George's Grandma"
"Michelle Ortiz as Mrs. Garcia"
"Neil Flynn as Steve"
"Eden Sher as June"
"Kensie Mills as Paloma"
"Jacob Vargas as Javier"
"Harvey Guillen as Miguel"
"Jessica Marie Garcia as Yesika"
"Chelsea Rendon as Luna"
"Gregg Sulkin as Dr. Bell"
"Justina Machado as Beatrice 'Bunny' Perez"
"Lidia Porto as Gina"
"Erik Griffin as Don, Mayan's Ex-Godfather"
"Marilyn Milan as Judge Justicia"
"Jesus Zapien as Mr. Reyes"
"Danny Trejo as Danny Martinez"
"Julie Wittner as Jenny"
"Melissa Fumero as Natalia"
"Snoop Dogg as Calvin, George's New Sponser"
"Gabriel Iglesias as Iggy"
"Diana-Maria Riva as Olga"
"Marshawn Lynch as Marshawn"
"Tommy Chong as Bryan"
"Lisa Rinna as Lisa, George's Client"
"Scheana Shay as Erica"
"Brock Davies as Justin"
"Well, I'm not the kind to kiss and tell, But I've been seen with Farrah. I've never been with anything less than a nine, so fine. I've been on fire with Sally Field, gone fast with a girl named Bo. But somehow they just don't end up as mine... It's a death-defying life I lead, I'll take my chances. I've died for a living in the movies and TV. But the hardest thing I'll ever do is watch my leading ladies, Kiss some other guy while I'm bandaging my knee.I might fall from a tall building, I might roll a brand-new car, 'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that made Redford such a star."
"Lee Majors - Colt Seavers"
"Douglas Barr - Howie "Kid" Munson"
"Heather Thomas - Jody Banks"
"Jo Ann Pflug - Samantha "Big Jack" Jack (1981–1982)"
"Markie Post - Terri Shannon / Michaels (1982–1985)"
"William Shatner - Sergeant Thomas Jefferson "T. J." Hooker (Seasons 1–5)"
"Adrian Zmed - Officer Vincent "Vince" Romano (Seasons 1–4)"
"April Clough - Officer Vicki Taylor (Season 1)"
"Heather Locklear - Officer Stacy Sheridan (Seasons 2–5)"
"Richard Herd - Captain Dennis Sheridan (main cast Seasons 1–2, occasional special guest star Seasons 3–4)"
"James Darren - Police Officer Jim Corrigan (Seasons 2–5)"
"Hugh Farrington - Detective Lieutenant Pete O'Brien (Seasons 3–5)"
"Fred Dryer - Detective Sergeant Richard "Rick" Hunter"
"Stepfanie Kramer - Detective Sergeant Dee Dee McCall"
"Darlanne Fluegel - Officer Joanne Molenski"
"Lauren Lane - Sergeant Chris Novak"
"Arthur Rosenberg - Captain Lester D. Cain / Commander Lester D. Cain"
"John Amos - Captain Dolan"
"Bruce Davison - Captain Wyler / Deputy Chief Wyler"
"Charles Hallahan - Captain Charles "Charlie" Devane"
"John Shearin - Lieutenant Ambrose Finn"
"James Whitmore Jr. - Sergeant Bernie Terwilliger"
"Garrett Morris - Arnold "Sporty" James"
"Lee Horsley - Mattlock 'Matt' Houston"
"Pamela Hensley - C.J. Parsons"
"John Aprea - Lt. Vince Novelli"
"Paul Brinegar - Lamar Pettybone"
"Dennis Fimple - Bo"
"Penny Santon - Mama Rosa Novelli"
"Lincoln Kilpatrick - Lt. Michael Hoyt"
"Buddy Ebsen - Uncle Roy Houston"
"George Wyner - Murray Chase"