248 quotes found
"Jim Belushi – Jim"
"Courtney Thorne-Smith – Cheryl, Jim's wife"
"Kimberly Williams-Paisley – Dana Gibson, Cheryl's sister (Seasons 1–7, guest season 8)"
"Larry Joe Campbell – Andy, Cheryl's brother"
"Taylor Atelian – Ruby, Jim & Cheryl's daughter"
"Billi Bruno – Gracie, Jim & Cheryl's daughter"
"Conner Rayburn – Kyle, Jim & Cheryl's son (Guest seasons 1–3, Main seasons 4–8)"
"Mitch Rouse – Ryan Gibson, Dana's husband (Seasons 4–6, guest season 8)"
"Mo Collins – Emily (Seasons 7–8)"
"Jackie Debatin – Mandy (Season 8)"
"Cheryl (wife)"
"Ruby (daughter)"
"Gracie (daughter)"
"Kyle (son)"
"Jonathan: Gordon's twin brother (son)"
"Ray Romano - Raymond "Ray" Barone"
"Patricia Heaton - Debra Barone"
"Brad Garrett - Robert Barone"
"Doris Roberts - Marie Barone"
"Peter Boyle - Frank Barone"
"Madylin Sweeten - Ally Barone"
"Sawyer Sweeten - Geoffrey Barone"
"Sullivan Sweeten - Michael Barone"
"Monica Horan - Amy MacDougall Barone"
"Will Smith: Will Smith"
"James Avery: Phillip Banks"
"Janet Hubert-Whitten: Vivian Banks (1-67)"
"Daphne Maxwell Reid: Vivian Banks (episodes 68-148)"
"Karyn Parsons: Hilary Banks"
"Tatyana M. Ali: Ashley Banks"
"Joseph Marcell: Geoffrey Butler"
"Alfonso Ribeiro: Carlton Banks"
"Ross Bagley: Nicky Banks"
"Michael J. Fox - Alex P. Keaton"
"Michael Gross - Steven Keaton"
"Meredith Baxter-Birney - Elyse Keaton"
"Justine Bateman - Mallory Keaton"
"Tina Yothers - Jennifer Keaton"
"Brian Bonsall - Andrew 'Andy' Keaton (Seasons 5-7)"
"Marc Price - Irwin 'Skippy' Handleman"
"Scott Valentine - Nick Moore (Seasons 4-7)"
"Tracy Pollan - Ellen Reed (Season 4)"
"Courteney Cox - Lauren Miller (Seasons 6-7)"
"Dick Sargent - Charlie Donnelly (Season 1)"
"Judith Light - Stacey Hughes (Season 2)"
"Tom Hanks - Ned Donnelly (Seasons 1-2)"
"Geena Davis - Karen Nicholson (Season 4)"
"River Phoenix - Eugene Forbes (Season 4)"
"Julia Louis-Dreyfus - Susan 'Raindrop' White (Season 6)"
"Crispin Glover - Doug (Season 2)"
"Wil Wheaton - Timothy Higgins (Season 5)"
"Corey Feldman - Student Walter (Season 4)"
"Jeff Cohen - Dougie Barker (Season 3)/Marv Jr. (Season 5)"
"Christina Applegate - Kitten (Season 5)"
"Stephen Baldwin - Bobby (Season 7)"
"Daniel Baldwin - Holworthy (Season 7)"
"Joseph Gordon-Levitt - Dougie (Season 6)"
"Jane Adams - Marty Broadie (Season 7)"
"James Cromwell - John Hancock (Season 3)"
"John Randolph - Jacob Keaton (Season 1)"
"Timothy Busfield - Doug (Season 3)/Young Matt (Season 5)"
"Hank Azaria - Joe (Season 7)"
"David Faustino - Keith Bailey (Season 2)"
"Danny Nucci - Rick (Season 4)"
"Tim Allen - Tim Taylor"
"Patricia Richardson - Jill Taylor"
"Zachary Ty Bryan - Brad Taylor"
"Jonathan Taylor Thomas - Randy Taylor"
"Taran Noah Smith - Mark Taylor"
"Earl Hindman - Wilson"
"Richard Karn - Al Borland"
"William O'Leary - Marty Taylor"
"Pamela Anderson - Lisa"
"Debbe Dunning - Heidi Keppert"
"Blake Clark - Harry Turner"
"Jenna Elfman - Dharma Freedom Montgomery, née Finkelstein"
"Thomas Gibson - Gregory "Greg" Clifford Montgomery"
"Susan Sullivan - Katherine "Kitty" Montgomery"
"Mitchell Ryan - Edward Montgomery"
"Mimi Kennedy - Abigail Kathleen "Abby" O'Neil"
"Alan Rachins - Myron Lawrence "Larry" Finkelstein"
"Shae D'Lyn - Jane Deaux"
"Joel Murray - Peter James "Pete" Cavanaugh"
"(referring to Ken's new girlfriend, Tiara) "I hope this one doesn't think Apartheid is a laundry detergent.""
"(to Michael) "Until you get this mouse out of the house, you ain't getting any panties from this fanny!""
"(to Michael, after hearing Tony singing) "I can't ignore him. He sounds like a cat in heat.""
"The boy (Junior) has a lawnchair for a front (car) seat."
"(to Junior, about his car) "She may have character, but she doesn't have a front seat.""
"Why do they call it a 'coffin' when you can't cough?"
"Shake, shake, shake! Shake, shake, shake! Shake your milkshake!"
"I may have put the '-oron' in 'moron', but I didn't put the '-upid' in 'dumb'!"
"And he [Christopher Columbus] thought the world was round. What an idiot!"
"You know I can't work a VCR."
"How am I supposed to believe that my pie got up and ate itself?"
"This [pie] is all you're going to eat until I find out who did it [ate his pie]."
"Did you see the way those women looked at me? I felt like a hamburger in Somalia."
"Boy, you've got your butt in my ear!"
"Kissing can lead to touching, and touching can lead to grandchildren."
"(to a man at the gas station) "Hey, Shrek! You think you can move any time this century?!""
"'Summer Breeze'? That sounds like a feminine hygiene commercial."
"I don't care about no chocolate, anyway. It gives me the runs."
"Let's drink some of that colored water, saturated with high-fructose corn syrup, get a huge sugar rush going, and then watch hours of insipid animated marsupials sing and dance their way through a jungle festooned with product placement featuring candy-laced cereals that will no doubt destroy my pancreas before I'm 12 and leave me twitching in a diabetic coma."
"Grandma Kyle: "I'm going to outlive you if it kills me!""
"Nurse: "Did something die in here?""
"My roots are planted in the past And though my life is changing fast Who I am is who I wanna be A single mom who works two jobs Who loves her kids and never stops With gentle hands and a heart of a fighter I'm a survivor"
"Michael Seater - Derek Venturi"
"Ashley Leggat - Casey MacDonald"
"Jordan Todosey - Lizzie MacDonald"
"Daniel Magder - Edwin Venturi"
"Joy Tanner - Nora MacDonald"
"John Ralston - George Venturi"
"Ariel Waller - Marti Venturi"
"Gail O'Grady - Helen Pryor"
"Tom Verica - Jack Pryor"
"Brittany Snow - Meg Pryor"
"Will Estes - J.J. Pryor"
"Sarah Ramos - Patty Pryor"
"Ethan Dampf - Will Pryor"
"Vanessa Lengies - Roxanne Bojarski"
"Jonathan Adams - Henry Walker"
"Arlen Escarpeta - Sam Walker"
"Rachel Boston - Beth Mason"
"Keith Robinson - Nathan Walker"
"Matthew John Armstrong - Pete Pryor"
"Jamie Elman - Luke Foley"
"Joseph Lawrence - Michael Brooks"
"Peter Spellos - Gus"
"They're creepy and they're kooky mysterious and spooky they're all together ooky the Addams Family!"
"Carolyn Jones - Morticia Addams"
"John Astin - Gomez Addams"
"Jackie Coogan - Uncle Fester"
"Ted Cassidy - Lurch"
"Blossom Rock - Grandmama Addams"
"Lisa Loring - Wednesday Addams"
"Ken Weatherwax - Pugsley Addams"
"Thing - "Itself""
"Felix Silla - Cousin Itt"
"George Lopez - George Lopez"
"Constance Marie - Angela "Angie" Lopez"
"Valente Rodriguez - Ernesto "Ernie" Cardenas"
"Masiela Lusha - Carmen Lopez"
"Luis Armand Garcia - Maximilian "Max" Lopez"
"Belita Moreno - Benita "Benny" Lopez"
"Emiliano Díez - Victor "Vic" Palmero"
"Aimee Garcia - Veronica Palmero"
"Jack Blessing - Jack Powers"
"Mark Tymchyshyn - Mel Powers"
"Dagney Kerr - Claudia"
"Sandra Bullock - Amy"
"Autumn Reeser - Piper"
"Rachel Snow - Toby"
"Mel Rodriguez - Frank"
"Jim O'Heir - Reggie"
"Gregg Daniel - Jim"
"Esai Morales - Manny"
"Jodi Lyn O'Keefe - Campbell"
"Lillian Hurst - Mrs. Cardenas"
"Olga Merediz - Aunt Cecilia"
"James Lesure - Ben Adams"
"Brenda Song - Jennifer"
"Carl Anthony Payne - Curtis"
"Nancy Linehan Charles - Mrs. Wilder"
"Rod Carew - Himself"
"Steve Garvey - Himself"
"Joe Morgan - Himself"
"Jim Palmer - Himself"
"Scott Klace - Bobby Murphy"
"Connie Ray - Debbie"
"Lucas Neff - Jimmy Chance"
"Martha Plimpton - Virginia Chance"
"Garret Dillahunt - Burt Chance"
"Cloris Leachman - Maw Maw"
"Shannon Woodward - Sabrina"
"Bill Engvall - Bill Pearson"
"Nancy Travis - Susan Pearson"
"Jennifer Lawrence - Lauren Pearson"
"Graham Patrick Martin - Trent Pearson"
"Skyler Gisondo - Bryan Pearson"
"Tim Meadows - Paul Dufrayne"
"Rowan Blanchard – Riley Matthews"
"Ben Savage – Cory Matthews"
"Sabrina Carpenter – Maya Hart"
"Peyton Meyer – Lucas Friar"
"August Maturo – Auggie Matthews"
"Danielle Fishel – Topanga Matthews"
"Corey Fogelmanis – Farkle Minkus"
"Danny Bonaduce: If I weren't the guy from the The Partridge Family, I'm just a lunatic."
"Mike "Baby O" O'Dell: That skinny little man butchered thirty-some people up and down the eastern seaboard. They say the way he killed those people makes the Manson Family look like the Partridge Family!"
"Vada: I'm running away. Thomas J: Where are you running to? Vada: California. I'm going to Hollywood to live with the Brady Bunch. Thomas J: I wanna live with them too. Vada: No, you can't. They have enough kids. You'll have to live with the Partridge Family. Thomas J: Really?!"
"Cedric the Entertainer - Calvin Butler"
"Max Greenfield - Dave Johnson"
"Tichina Arnold - Tina Butler"
"Beth Behrs - Gemma Johnson"
"Sheaun McKinney - Malcolm Butler"
"Marcel Spears - Marty Butler"
"Hank Greenspan - Grover Johnson"
"Skye Townsend - Courtney (seasons 7–present)"
"Louise Lasser as Mary Hartman (née Shumway)"
"Greg Mullavey as Tom Hartman"
"Claudia Lamb as Heather Hartman"
"Mary Kay Place as Loretta Haggers"
"Graham Jarvis as Charlie Haggers"
"Dody Goodman as Martha Shumway"
"Philip Bruns as George Shumway"
"Debralee Scott as Cathy Lorraine Shumway"
"Victor Kilian as Grandpa Raymond Larkin"
"Samantha Harper as Roberta Wolashek"
"Salome Jens as Mae Olinski"
"Bruce Solomon as Sgt. Dennis Foley"
"Laurence Haddon as Ed McCullough"
"Beeson Carroll as Howard McCullough"
"Vivian Blaine as Betty McCullough"
"Doris Roberts as Dorelda Doremus"
"Dinah Shore as herself"
"Jenna Ortega - Wednesday Addams"
"Gwendoline Christie - Larissa Weems"
"Riki Lindhome - Dr. Valerie Kinbott"
"Jamie McShane - Donovan Galpin"
"Hunter Doohan - Tyler Galpin"
"Percy Hynes White - Xavier Thorpe"
"Emma Myers - Enid Sinclair"
"Joy Sunday - Bianca Barclay"
"Georgie Farmer - Ajax Petropolus"
"Naomi J. Ogawa - Yoko Tanaka"
"Moosa Mostafa - Eugene Otinger"
"Christina Ricci - Marilyn Thornhilly"
"William Houston - Joseph Crackstone"
"Catherine Zeta-Jones - Morticia Addams"
"Luis Guzmán - Gomez Addams"
"Fred Armisen - Uncle Fester"
"Melissa Joan Hart – Mel Burke"
"Joey Lawrence – Joe Longo"
"Taylor Spreitler – Lennox Scanlon"
"Nick Robinson – Ryder Scanlon"
"Tim Allen - Matt"
"Kat Dennings - Riley"
"Seann William Scott - Gabriel"
"Daryl Mitchell - Stitch"
"Maxwell Simkins - Carter"
"Barrett Margolis - Georgia"
"Cynthia Quiles - Frankie"
"Jenna Elfman - Eve"
"Lucas Neff - Jimmy"
"Brenda Song - Caitlyn"
"Nancy Travis - Charlotte"
"Felipe Esparza - Bob"
"Chelsea London Lloyd - Emma"
"Jay Leno - Himself"