111 quotes found
"Marian: Rabies, what's thick and chops down trees? Rabies: Erm, me. Marian: Correct."
"Marian: Robin, do stop talking in that silly voice. One of these days we're going to be famous, and our story will be told all over the world in moving picture galleries. It's going to look really stupid if we're all nicely spoken and you're gibbering on like a posey cowboy, isn't it."
"Sheriff: Sew up my elephant! Gladys: Pardon? Sheriff: Sew up my elephant! Gladys: What you said doesn't make any sense! Why ... don't... you... take... another... look... at your... phrase... book"
"Sheriff: [singing] From the moment I saw you I swore you would make me foolhardy How I wanted to loosen your hair And to take off your... cardy! There's never been a moment like this! Of absolute bliss! I've been pierced, I've been pierced I've been pierced, I've been pierced I've been pierced through the heart by your eyes!"
"Marian: How about laying a patio? Snooker: I couldn't handle the pain. Marian: Pardon? Snooker: Have you seen the face of a chicken when it lays an egg? And a patio is like 100 times bigger! NO, thank you."
"Robin: See! I set fire to your underpants!"
"Marian: Stop! One false move and I'll run this man through! Sheriff: Oh goodness me. What a terrible threat. Let's all put our weapons back in their cases and go home, shall we. Are you mad?? Do you think I have the slightest interest in that worm's life?? I've seen more interesting faces on the wrong end of a donkey!! Guards - Kill her! And if he gets in the way, hack him to pieces!! Marian: I said stop! Do you see what he has in his hands? King John's underpants! If he gets run through, what'll happen to them? Great big red stains! And have you ever tried to get blood out of weasel wool? It's impossible! Graeme: She's right sir! I tried it with my usual washing powder, and the stains just wouldn't shift!"
"Robin: GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY UNDERPANTS!!!"
"King John: Under what are you accused? Barrington: Selling a rat, answering back, whistling in the corridor and dumb insolence. King John: Then I find you... Guilty! Hahah hah! Barrington [sarcastically]: Aw, thanks very much! King John: And I sentence you to 500 lines, and a months torture! Barrington: Awww... I HATE lines..."
"Marian [fantasising about her plans for a freedom fighting band]: We'll have bows and arrows, and we'll hold rich travellers to ransom! Robin: What, money you mean? Marian: Yes! And we'll give it all to the poor! Robin: I want to go home. Marian: And we'll surround ourselves with a band of highly attractive respectable young men who are just a tiny bit rough, and are dedicated to freeing our country from tyranny, and injustice, and cruelty to animals and stuff! And we'll swing through the trees on long ropes... and we'll have our own costumes, and we'll never be cross or grumpy! And we'll do these fantastically brave deeds with a merry smile on our face, and everyone will say: "Good heavens, it's those merry men! Come in and have a cup of tea! Can I have your autograph?" And nobody will dare stand against us. And our names will go down in history. And we'll be famous forever! And people will name pubs after us! What do you think? Robin: ..... .... We'll really have our own costumes? Originals I mean, not out of a catalogue? Marian: Yep! Robin: Who's going to design them? Marian: ... You? Robin: Right! You're on!"
"Guy: I'm happy as a chappy with a great big nappy!"
"Guy: I'm as clean as a queen as a washine machine! King John: You'll be as bruised as a queen as a washine machine!"
"Barrington: It's pancake day, yes it's pancake day. It's p-p-p-p-p-pancake day."
"Rabies: So, if that's Marian. And that's Robin. And that's Little Ron.... Where's Plop plop? Plop Plop: (A large purple alien) Here I am! Rabies: See, I knew there had to be a simple explanation."
"Come with us now, on a journey through time and space, to the world of The Mighty Boosh!"
"The Boosh is loose and we're a little bit raw!"
"The Boosh is loose and it's coming at you like a shark with knees!"
"The Boosh is loose and it's coming at you like a wet flannel!"
"The Boosh is loose and it's coming at you like a typhoon with the flu!"
"Boosh! Boosh! Stronger than a moose! Don't lock your door or we'll come through your rooftop!"
"The Boosh is loose; see it or throw your eyes in the bin!"
"Bouncy Bouncy, Ohh such a good time!"
"Julian Barratt - Howard Moon/Various"
"Noel Fielding - Vince Noir/Various"
"Michael Fielding - Naboo"
"Dave Brown - Bollo/Various"
"Rich Fulcher - Bob Fossil/Various"
"Matt Berry - Dixon Bainbridge"
"Victoria Wicks - Mrs Gideon"
"Richard Ayoade - Saboo"
"Ricky Gervais - Andy Millman"
"Ashley Jensen - Maggie Jacobs"
"Stephen Merchant - Darren Lamb (credited as "Agent")"
"Shaun Williamson - Barry from EastEnders (himself)"
"Shaun Pye - Greg Lindley-Jones"
"Nicholas Burns – Nathan Barley"
"Julian Barratt – Dan Ashcroft"
"Claire Keelan – Claire Ashcroft"
"Richard Ayoade – Ned Smanks"
"Ben Whishaw - Pingu"
"Rhys Thomas - Toby"
"Noel Fielding - Jones"
"Spencer Brown - Rufus Onslatt"
"Charlie Condou - Jonatton Yeah?"
"David Hoyle - Doug Rocket"
"Nina Sosanya – Sasha"
"Kevin Eldon - Nikolai the Barber"
"Julia Davis - Honda Poppet"
"Benedict Cumberbatch - Robin"
"Debbie Chazen - Annie"
"Jeremy Swift - Barry"
"Fraser Ayres - Clint"
"Mike Walling - Gordon"
"Emma Kennedy - Heidi"
"Selina Griffiths - Janet"
"Leslie Schofield - Len"
"Paul Wilcox - Lilian"
"Robert Webb - Robin"
"Nadine Marshall - Sally"
"Siobhan Redmond - Sharon"
"Sunetra Sarker - monique Coyne"
"Siobahn Redmond - Sharon"
"Paula Wilcox - Lilian"
"James Corden"
"Ruth Jones"
"Mathew Horne"
"Joanna Page"
"Rob Brydon"
"Alison Steadman"
"Larry Lamb"
"Melanie Walters"
"Henry Normal"
"Lindsay Hughes"
"David Peet"
"Leo Pearlman"
"Ben Winston"
"Baby Cow Productions"
"Fulwell 73 (Christmas special)"
"Tidy Productions (Christmas special)"
"BBC Three (2007–2010)"
"BBC One (2008–2024)"
"Nancy Robertson - Millie Upton"
"Brent Butt - Stan Dirko"
"Laura Soltis - Joyce Haddison"
"David Ingram - Taylor Rymes"
"Emily Perkins - Crystal Braywood"
"Paula Rivera - Anna Dirko"
"Paul Campbell - Terry"
"Ryan Belleville - Pete"
"Dave Hemstad - Dan"
"Lauren Ash - Bernie"
"Meghan Heffern - Candi"
"Athena Karkanis - Rayna"
"Colin Mochrie - Boyd"
"I'm not saying it's particularly deep, and it is filled with language that cannot be reproduced in this newspaper, but it's good-natured and, compared with a lot of what's on television, the comedy is gentle and hopeful."
"The foul language used in the trailer, including using the Lord’s name in vain, is disgusting. In addition, there is violence, gunfire and other inappropriate gestures which completely misrepresent Jesus. This is blasphemy!"
"I can easily understand why so many Christians are concerned about the manner in which McGruder's program poses a threat to the respectability of Jesus and Christianity, but just as disturbing is how Christians of all ethnicities continue to allow the construct of Whiteness to be the necessary image for a Jesus who the Bible depicts as being for all people. The lily-White conception of Jesus would never hang with the pimps, the drug dealers, and the poor. And any reading of the gospels reveals that couldn't be further from the truth."
"Christians and anyone who believes in respecting faith must come together to make sure this program never airs."
"Eugene Levy - Johnny Rose"
"Catherine O'Hara - Moira Rose"
"Dan Levy - David Rose"
"Annie Murphy - Alexis Rose"
"Emily Hampshire - Stevie Budd"
"Jennifer Robertson - Jocelyn Schitt"
"Chris Elliott - Roland Schitt"
"Sarah Levy - Twyla Sands (seasons 2-6, also starring season 1)"
"Tim Rozon - Mutt Schitt (seasons 1–2; guest star seasons 3–4)"
"John Hemphill - Robert "Bob" Currie (seasons 2–3, also starring seasons 1 & 4, recurring seasons 5–6)"
"Karen Robinson - Veronica "Ronnie" Lee (seasons 2–6, also starring season 1)"
"Dustin Milligan - Theodore "Ted" Mullens (seasons 2–5, also starring season 1, recurring season 6)"
"Noah Reid - Patrick Brewer (seasons 4–6, recurring season 3)"