PlayStation Portable video games

"Just because I think everybody hates me, doesn't mean they don't."

"I would rather eat the contents of my toilet bowl, after a fat man with hemorrhoids who ate curry, than eat the shit most Americans serve."

"At last, someone who isn't the missing link."

"Drop your pants and prepare to cry. I'm gonna give you a shotgun suppository."

"Why would I hire a dog, then bark myself?"

"ME BOSS, You Not ( when you are recruiting a gang member)"

"Crash, where's the fusion unit?! If this is a joke, I don't get it..."

"Okay, Crash, what's the story? I need that fusion unit so I can show that stupid-faced Nina who's the best girl on the track, so GET MOVING!!!"

"Big brother, if you really wanna annoy me, can't you do normal big brother stuff, like noogies and headlocks or something like that?"

"Thank you Mister... chicken man! This is really cool n' stuff but we'd like to return the park ownership to where it belongs: to Ebenezer Von Clutch."

"[after the racers crash into each other] Nice drivin', fool"

"Crash, you blithering imbecile! Can't you do anything right?! You're the worst mutation I've ever created! Bring me those gears, NOW!"

"Crash, you cantankerous twerp! What are you even doing back here?! [Crash gives an unintelligible response] SHUT UP! GET ME THAT GEAR! [Crash shrugs]"

"Crash, you blithering imbecilic BOOB! How am I supposed to destro-- err, help you bandicoots without enough Power Crystals?! Get moving, hairball!"

"Oh yes, that's right - stand there and hit the "Talk" button to annoy the mad scientist! Next you'll spin attack, I suppose?! Just get me those Crystals, you idiot!"

"Oh, it's you, Crash. Look, there's something fishy going on here, and I don't mean the salmon churos. I need to do a little sneaking around, but I can't because... my head's too big! I mean, look at me - I stick out like a chocolate bar in a swimming pool! If I'm going to get to the bottom of this, I need you to get me something black and slimming to wear! I don't want my butt to look too big!"

"So, why am I talking to you again? You're here without what I asked for, sniffing around for Power Crystals, right? Grow a brain and GET ME WHAT I WANT!!!"

"Again, you come back to bother me. What is it with you bandicoots, are you all this dumb? Or is this just because you spin so much?"

"Look, are you gonna do what I asked, or do I have to start shaving you? Cause I will. Right down to the brain."

"Oooh, now that is more like it. Doesn't take much to get you to do what I want, now does it? Here's your Crystal, and I'll see you on the racetrack!"

"Oh. It's you, Crash. Well look, as much as it pains me to say this, I need your help. There's this sweet car I wanna get, but I need a little more money. You... ugh, this is so lame... you have to get me a job. Snuffle around and find me a job. P... Pl... Please?"

"You did it? You got me the job? Oh Crash, you are so gullible. I'm going to use this job to get the car of my dreams - a vehicle of such power that I will be the scourge on the racetracks and vision of evil power like no Cortex before or after me! [Crash shrugs and goes "Eh, whatever."] Oh, get outta here!"

"Why are you still here?! Go get me the coins I need before I have you FIXED! [Crash cowers in terror]"

"Do what I ask or I'm putting you in the kennel!"

"All right! The rodent comes through with the cheese. Okay, hairball, here's your Power Crystal. But with me at the wheel of this baby, you better be watching your six!"

"Crash? Aren't you supposed to be defeating my uncle somewhere?"

"[when running over a park drone] Immoral? Possibly. Satisfying? Absolutely!"

"[after losing a race] What will I tell my non-existent friends?!"

"Crash! What's wrong with you, man?! I need plutonium to succeed! Beautiful, shiny plutonium! It will be mine, I swear, or I'll fill your head with doom!"

"[gasps] Oh! So beautiful! It is the stuff dreams are made of, if you dream about plutonium all the time! I certainly do! Oh, thank you, Mr. Crash, thank you! Here are your glorious coins!"

"What's wrong with you, man?! I'm dying inside! Must... be cute! Bring me the pretty, bring me the pretty! Or I stick doom in you!"

"You're just trying to make me angry, aren't you? WELL, YOU'VE SUCCEEDED! Get me that costume! I know your weakness, Crash: bullets!"

"Are you feelin' okay there, fuzzy-pants? I need a Power Crystal to get this steer jumpin'. You don't got nothin' but good looks right now..."

"You gettin' heatstroke, Crash? You need mouth-to-mouth or somethin'? [Crash cowers in fear]"

"Crash, you've been nippin' at the hooch again or somethin'? What are you doin' back here without that starter?"

"Howdy there, Crash! Gimme a kiss, I want me some bandi-cooties! [Crash looks nauseous] Oh, calm down! Hey, maybe you can help me out here. I got this here new machine that I'd like to use to whoop these Cortex fellers, but I plumb ran outta money. Von Clutch ain't paid us since his chest-thingy got stolen. Bring me a heap of coins so I can buy the parts I need, and we'll put some boot to some butt!"

"Well, I do have a massage scheduled in 15 minutes, but... oh, what the heck?!"

"Looks like I'm gonna be late for my massage! Let's go!"

"Great, can we go now? I have another massage scheduled on Pokitaru in an hour."

"Somehow, I don't think 'pride' is what he's after."

"James Arnold Taylor as Ratchet"

"David Kaye as Clank"

"Jim Ward as Captain Qwark and Otto Destruct"

"Nicole Sullivan as Luna"

"I hate know it all chocolate!"

"Damn you, reality!"

"Who’s the weird looking creature now?"

"I summon wonderful magical animal!"

"I am the law!"

"Respect my authority!"

"Extreme Makeover: Marge Edition."

"Where’s my bitches!?"

"Trash that crap!"

"Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson"

"Julie Kavner as Marge Simpson"

"Yeardley Smith as Lisa Simpson"

"Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson"

"Elizabeth Taylor as Maggie Simpson"

"Hank Azaria as Superintendent Chalmers"

"Harry Shearer as Principal Skinner"

"Tress MacNeille as Medicine Woman (Boob Lady)"

"Pamela Hayden as Milhouse"

"Russi Taylor"

"Will Wright as himself"

"Matt Groening as himself"

"John DiMaggio as Bender"

"Billy West as Zoidberg"

"I'll deal with them. I have been fighting evil for many centuries!"

"Dark magic is behind these creatures. Strange things are afoot!"

"Yes, I know I don't have feet. Let's just go already!"

"Listen up, corn dog. You help us or Crash will give you some knuckle music."

"No, probably not food, Crash. A bad treat!"

"Will you stop scratching your butt?"

"Crash, help me get this gizmo working! At long last, the world will have a way to recycle butter!"

"Your... hair is dumb!"

"Whip her butt, and then we'll get pancakes with cherry topping!"

"Now we have to stop the Dominator before it destroys Wumpa Island!"

"Is... Is this thing on? Yeah? Ha ha! I'm back, babies! Surrender to Cortex!"

"Hey, genius. I can't actually hear you. I'm really far away and I'm flying like a hovercraft or something."

"I'm off to do bad things! Ta ta!"

"Crash, you gullible fool! You walked right into my trap. Now I'll have you and the Mojo!"

"You terrible, ungrateful child! You'll never get away with this."

"Ohh, your going to get some punchie-punch NOW! CRASH, come over here and take out this terrible excuse for a niece."

"Oh gross, get a room."

"Oh, Nina... betraying me is the most vile, evil thing you could have ever done. You are a skank! I'm so proud of you right now."

"I'm still going to spank you stupid for this!"

"How long have had that in your pants?"

"Not that guy! I liked that guy! As a friend..."

"Stop helping him! Snap out of it!"

"You were my favorite!"

"Oh, I hope Crash tries. I really do. After all, I need a new fur coat. [laughs]"

"Get to work on the Dominator! Make more mutant soldiers! I want Wumpa Island smashed flat!"

"What? Spit it out, kindling-face!"

"Crash and Aku Aku are here? Oh, I'll take blondie and make her finish working on the robot. You, stay behind and kill Crash."

"And as for you, I really didn't want to do this myself. I really wanted one of my idiot underlings to destroy you. I really didn't want to get hair all over my clothes! But if you want something done right, USE A GIANT SPIDER-BOT!"

"The minion that defeats Crash gets a $20 gift certificate for ice cream! I'm talking Moose Tracks."

"Oh god! Now there's fur everywhere."

"Cut it out! You'll chip the paint."

"Hey, what did I ever do to you? And you're fat!"

"Even Coco's snappy dialogue hurts more than that!"

"No fair. I'm supposed to win! I even cheat!"

"Yeah, you should see Mother Cortex... she's gross like trance music!"

"Save the robot or all my evil treachery was in vain!"

"You dare raise a hand to me? You insect!"

"Why did you rescue me? I betrayed you, took over your evil plan, and then failed."

"Thank you, master!"

"Argh! Thank you again!! Hotter than the first!"

"Ah, come on. He didn't even have a cup."

"That's right, tough guy! Unless you want to buy a new stationery, you respect the master!!"

"Crash, you fool! You are too late! It's time to drop the doom hammer on you. Eh, the doom hammer of doom... upon you, and... LET'S JUST DANCE, BABY!"

"I need some sort of tasty treat. Bring me maple syrup!"

"I should stick a missile in YOUR head for that!"

"Of course not! Disgusting, filthy bandicoots! I hate them with cheese."

"They made it here! Now they can help us save Dr. Cortex! / Don't be ridiculous, you stupid hominid! We're with Nina now! We're with the winner! / But Doctor Cortex is our friend... / You don't have any friends! He always kicked you in the tokus! And other... very... gentle spots! / But I liked it when he did that... / It was kinda fun... Listen: we make a deal with this filthy rodent and pie-nuts-face, and they help us save the master! Then we shower them with doom! / Yes! We shower them good! Right in the eyes!"

"I'll be good! I promise I'll be good! And once my precious master has been freed, I'll gladly betray you! You don't even look like a bandicoot!"

"That's right, stupids! You have to go to Uka Uka's lab and stop him. That's where they make all the delicious mutants! Maybe your revolting sister is there, too. Eww... girls..."

"I'll ruin you like I ruined my prom!"

"Shower him with fisticuffs, or is it cuftifists? GAH, just hit him!"

"More polka themes or cantastic doom. Cabbage rolls and coffee!"

"Ooh, you're going to love this part! YES! LOVE IT!"

"Enjoy... your SCREAMING DOOM!"

"Oh, I am the worst thing to happen to music... since Andrew Lloyd Webber!"

"Attention disgusting doom monkeys, Crash Bandicoot is loose in the facility. Please take a moment to look around your workspace. If you find a bandicoot, please DROP HUGE BOMBS ON THEM! CAUSE EXPLOSIONS, AND SHARP THINGS TO FLY INTO THEIR BODIES! AH HEH HEH HEH HEH, EH HEH! Reminder - tomorrow is muffin day in the cafeteria, mmm, muffins! That is all."

"Come on everybody! Sing along, you all know the tune! Doooomy doomy-doooom doom... shooby-doomy-doomy doooom doom... Eh heh heh!"

"Ooh, I love this part! I could be on "Cyborg Idol" if that show existed, WHY DON'T THEY MAKE THAT SHOW!?"

"More minions! I covet it! VICTORY!"

"Ha ha! Ha ha! Who is the toady sidekick now?!"

"Running a little low on minions, I gotta wonder why I don't send them all in at once."

"Attention FILTHY MONKEYS! I have lost my toast recipe. Repeat, my family recipe for toast has been lost, the butter supply arrives shortly, BUT I'LL HAVE NOTHING TO PUT IT ON! SOMEBODY HELP ME! I wrote the recipe down on a little post-it note, but can't find it. Also Crash Bandicoot has been sighted, yadda yadda yadda... Peace out, homies."

"I wish my brother George was here. Oh, but he was always so superficial."

"I should do a bit on phonetic punctuation while I am up here."

"Stop him, minions! He's after my radioactive... RUBBER PANTS!"

"Maybe these little cupcakes will be your undoing! Mmm, cupcakes! You are like little cups of cake! I just told you but you already know..."

"Let's go underlings, let's go! Let's go- LET'S SEE SOME TEAM SPIRIT OUT THERE!"

"Attention, my simpering simian gibbons of doom- that means you, YOU IDIOT DOOM MONKEYS! Look to the monkey to your left, and to your right. If one of them is Crash Bandicoot, inflict unspeakable horror and pain upon it - with pointed sticks, and wrenches, and terrible devices, no man nor monkey was meant to wield! AH HEH HEH! Please note, company pensions have been canceled in favor of bagel Wednesday. That is all."

"Someone take out the trash! And by trash, I mean Crash! Hey that rhymes, I should start a record label... THEN I CAN GET SOME CHICKS! I'M TIRED OF MONKEYS!"

"Spew forth more bad guys! DO IT!"

"Try this one for size, Mister Hairy Butt! ...GROSS, I'm gonna be sick!"

"You have no one to blame... but your stupid face!"

"Attention, revolting yet beloved Doom Monkey servants. Tomorrow is "Make Your Child Work In The Corps" Day. Be sure to bring your many rat-like offspring so we can make them do work considered unsafe for robots. Also, please note that Friday is Hawaiian Shirt Day, so try to find a sufficiently tacky shirt. That is all."

"Crash, I really am crossed with you! I'm just trying to do my job, and you go and cause all this chaos! I'm sorry, but I'm gonna have to eat your face."

"Yeah, I'm really sorry about that. I wish some sort of reconsideration is possible here. And frankly, I'm still mad about the last game! You didn't even invite me! That really hurts!"

"That was ridiculous and appalling! You failed to destroy Crash Bandicoot!"

"I got away with the Mojo! And the big deal is that Crash Bandicoot is still alive!"

"Oh, yes. I will kill Crash Bandicoot. Kill him... forever. [sinister music continue] Oh, I love this part. [sinister music continue until the final note] Okay, it done."

"This is... Let's get some mutants in here, it's looking a little hairy right now."

"Ow, look, stop that!"

"This is going so well. Let's get some mutant in here, somewhat?"

"I'll get the last laugh! [laughs] I'm laughing now too, just in case."

"Make us, sucker!"

"Hi, everybody! What the fudge happen out here? Give me some hug!"

"Bring on the Titans!"

"Jess Harnell as Crash Bandicoot"

"Lex Lang as Dr. Neo Cortex"

"Debi Derryberry as Nina Cortex (DS version only) and Coco Bandicoot"

"Greg Eagles as Aku Aku"

"Chris Williams as Crunch Bandicoot and Tiny Tiger"

"John DiMaggio as Uka Uka"

"Nolan North as N. Gin"

"Amy Gross as Nina Cortex"

"You have to be strong. Strength of heart will carry you through the hardest of trials."

"(to Riku) Is there some reason you're interested in the outside world?"

"What did I do? What did you do!?"

"You may be my Master, (to Lord Zedd) but I will not... let you hurt my friend!"

"What did you do to my friend's heart?!"

"Aqua... Ven... Someday, I will set this right."

"(to Ventus) It's alright. (Ruffles Ventus' hair)"

"Protect the things that matter..."

"When I really need you, Ven, I know you'll be there."

"This heart belongs again to darkness. All worlds begin in darkness, and all so end. The heart is no different. Darkness sprouts within it, grows, consumes it. Such is its nature. In the end, every heart returns to the darkness whence it came."

"I'm asking you as a friend. Just... put an end to me."

"It happens to all of us, when we're afraid."

"My friends are my power, and I'm theirs!"

"What? You know Terra and Aqua?"

"Friends Forever."

"I just gotta keep on believing."

"I don't need it as long as I have Terra and Aqua, our best memories are still ahead."

"He said to take two grown ups."

"I made a good friend. Somebody to share a laugh with, like Terra and Aqua, we'll patch things up."

"I've become a part of their heart just as they've become a part of mine."

"Would it be alright if.. I tried on the glass slipper?"

"I made us good luck charms."

"Somewhere out there, there's this tree with star-shaped fruit; and the fruit represents an unbreakable connection. So as long as you and your friends carry good luck charms shaped like it, nothing can ever drive you apart. You will always find your way back to each other. Technically, I think you're supposed to make them with seashells, but I did the best with what I had."

"An unbreakable connection."

"(to Braig) Go ahead if you want to waste your time. Keep trying to drive us apart with your mind games, it'll never work!"

"He's not as weak as you think!"

"My name is Master Aqua. Now return my friend’s heart, or pay the price!"

"(to Vanitas) You FREAK!"

"The three of us will always be one."

"(to Ventus and Terra) It's just... You guys would make the weirdest brothers! (laughs)"

"Today, you will be examined for the Mark of Mastery. Not one but two of the Keyblade's chosen stand here as candidates, but this is a neither a competition, nor a battle for supremacy not a test of wills, but a test of heart. Both of you may prevail, or neither. But I am sure our guest, Master Xehanort, did not travel all this way to see our youngest prospects in years fall short of the mark."

"(to Terra) Fear leads to obsession with power, and obsession beckons the darkness."

"If he were to... if those powers were to prove too much for him to handle, I want you to bring him back to me at once."

"(to Ven) But you must exist no more!"

"Let the darkness die!"

"Prepare yourself!"

"Why do all my attempts to reach you fail? If you won't obey, then you too will have to suffer Ventus' fate! (sheds a tear and charges at Terra)"

"Darkness can not be destroyed. It can only be channeled."

"Darkness did cover the world once, in legend. We know so little about the Keyblade War, only that it was just the beginning. Amidst that crisis a precious light was found. When the darkness falls, will we be found worthy of the precious light the legend speaks of? I must have these answers!"

"(to Terra) Aqua and Ventus have light of great brillance which would make the darkness inside you more apparent."

"(to Terra) See more worlds! Seek out the darkness that upsets the balance, and bring an end to him!"

"Each time the world is in danger, a boy shall come to save it. But it won’t be you, Terra."

"Behold. These lifeless keys used to be full of power. United with the hearts of their masters... on this barren soil, Keyblades of light and darnkess were locked in combat, as a great Keyblade War raged!"

"This world. Is just too small."

"(When asked what he thinks of Ventus) He ain't gonna cut it, somebody's gotta break that loser in."

"Hmpf, it's always about your friends, isn't it?"

"(To Ventus) Good, lets see what you're made of."

"Have fun playing with the kiddies?"

"Come to the keyblade graveyard. There you'll see me choke the life out of Terra and Aqua. Then we'll see how long you play the pacifist."

"(To Ventus) You used to be too broken to talk back."

"(to Terra) Yeah, I wanna be strong one day."

"(to Aqua, about Kairi) Hurry! Ya gotta get that girl to someplace that's safe."

"May our Hearts be our guiding key."

"(to Terra) In your heart, there is darkness just waiting to be awakened."

"Join me. Collect six more hearts of pure light. Then we can rule all worlds together!"

"It is me, Captain Justice!"

"(to Terra) Hmph. For a Keyblade Master, you're not very - What's the word - Good?"

"So this kiddo thinks he's a full-fledged Keyblade wielder?"

"(to Xehanort) Hey! Mister Master! Oh man, you don't even know your pal? Please tell me the amnesia was just a classic joke. Boy, this is some cliche. Hey, you're not...Terra? Just gotta check. As if. Well, don't sweat it. I got your back."

"Even: (to Ven) I have a feeling we are destined to cross paths again."

"Dilan:(to Ven) Hold on"

"Aeleus:(to Ven) The castle is presently closed!"

"Yeah. After all, we're friends now. Get it memorized."

"I'll live on in everyone's memory."

"(to Isa) I'm immortal!"

"(to Aqua) Hey, how about one date?"

"Fairy Godmother: Terra, in your heart, do you believe that dreams can come true?"

"Hercules: One day, I'm gonna win them all and become a true hero."

"Hades: That's right, kid. You've got the potential to conquer the darkness inside you!"

"Yen Sid: Mickey, I cannot shake the feeling that something terrible is about to transpire."

"Hades: Hi there. The name's Hades, lord of the Dead, God of the Underworld, yadda yadda, how 'you doing?"

"Kerchak: That's not an excuse, Kala! You can't keep defending him!"

"Aqua: Oh yeah. Terra, you and I have our Mark of Mastery exams tomorrow. I made us good luck charms."

"Aqua: Here."

"Ven: I get one, too?"

"Aqua: Of course. One for each of us. Somewhere out there, there's this tree with star-shaped fruit... and the fruit represents an unbreakable connection. So as long as you and your friends carry good luck charms shaped like it, nothing can ever drive you apart. You will always find your way back to each other. Technically, I think you're supposed to make them with seashells, but I did the best with what I had."

"Terra: Oy, sometimes you are such a girl."

"Aqua: Hey, what did you mean, "sometimes"?"

"Ven: So this isn't a real good luck charm?"

"Aqua: Well, that's yet to be seen. But I did work a little magic on it."

"Ven: Really? What?"

"Aqua: An unbreakable connection."

"Terra: Being a Keyblade Master is all I've dreamed about!"

"Aqua: Well you're not the only one."

"Terra: I know. You, me and Ven all share the same dream."

"Slightly: Let's try kicking him!"

"Ven: Mickey's Star Shard?"

"Hook: A shooting star AND a pixie, must be me birthday!"

"Aqua: Is this..."

"Peter: Oh, Ventus left that."

"Queen: If you succeed, I will ask the mirror where you might find this "Master Xehanort"."

"Ven: Terra!?"

"Doc: You mean this stranger saw you, and sent his horde of evil demons after you?"

"Ven: [To the witch, handing her the poisoned apple] Excuse me ma'am, you dropped this."

"Aqua: [Sees Snow White's coffin] What has happened here?"

"Doc: Poor Snow White..."

"Aqua: Look out!"

"Gantu: All right, you two, any last words before I blast you into a million pieces?"

"Experiment 626: Nana petuki!!"

"Gantu: I'm just big-boned!"

"Aqua: [To Experiment 626] Do you think maybe, my circle of friends can become yours?"

"Ven: What? You know Terra and Aqua?"

"Experiment 626: Friend...Circle..."

"Ven: What is it? What's going on?"

"Master Xehanort: It has been a while."

"Ven: Who are you?"

"Master Xehanort: From last we met...It appears you're losing yourself. However, it is not permanent. To regain it, you must give in. Now, regain everything and know the truth!"

"Ven: Alright, what did you mean about Terra being a different person?!"

"Vanitas: Exactly what I said, idiot. The Terra you know will be gone forever. [Summons Void Gear]"

"Ven: A Keyblade?!"

"Vanitas: Good. Let's see what you're made of..."

"Mickey: Keyblades are not something you use to bully people around!"

"Master Xehanort: What do you make of Ventus?"

"Vanitas: He ain't gonna cut it. Somebody's gotta break that loser in."

"Master Xehanort: Not here, you won't. I still have to keep up appearances."

"Vanitas: I know that. [puts on his helmet] He just needs a little incentive to leave home."

"Terra: Help me understand, Master Xehanort! What is it I've failed to learn?"

"Master Xehanort: You're fine as you are. Darkness cannot be destroyed, it can only be channeled."

"Master Xehanort: Admirably done. I knew this was a journey you could make... over the unseen wall that divides darkness and light. And I was not wrong, Terra."

"Terra: My friend, Ven.... You tell me, Xehanort, what did you do to him?!"

"Master Xehanort: Why, I did him a favor and freed the darkness inside him. Alas, poor Ventus never had the fortitude for such strenuous trials."

"Terra: Xehanort!"

"Mickey: And I am Mickey. I used to be Yen Sid's apprentice . I came back to him for some more training."

"Aqua: I sense light within this girl. You think that's why they attacked her?"

"Mickey: Yes, I think ya might be absolutely right. She's gotta be somebody pretty extraordinary."

"Aqua: Yes. I'm quite certain she's someone we're supposed to protect."

"Mickey: Let's join forces!"

"Mickey (Voice): Oh no! Not now! I'll be okay! See ya real soon!"

"Kairi: Here!"

"Aqua: Are these for me?"

"Kairi: I picked you some flowers. Thank you for saving me."

"Aqua: Oh, they're lovely. You're so sweet."

"Kairi: My name's Kairi. Nice to meet you!"

"Mickey: Nice to meet you. I'm Aqua. Kairi, about that light--"

"Grandmother: Kairi!"

"Kairi: Oh! Grandma!"

"Aqua: Wait, Kairi, just a minute..."

"Aqua:I just cast a magic spell on you. One day, when you're in trouble, the light within you will lead you to the light of another. Someone to keep you safe."

"Kairi: Thanks!"

"Grandmother: There you are. It's time to go."

"Kairi: 'Kay. Bye."

"Kairi: Hm? Grandma?"

"Grandmother: Hm? What is it?"

"Kairi: Could you tell me that story?"

"Grandmother: Again, dear?"

"Kairi: Please?"

"Grandmother: Very well, then. Long ago, people lived in peace, bathed in the warmth of light. Everyone loved the light. Then people began to fight over it. They wanted to keep it for themselves. And darkness was born in their hearts. The darkness spread, swallowing the light and many people's hearts. It covered everything, and the world disappeared. But small fragments of light survived... in the hearts of children. With these fragments of light, children rebuilt the lost world. It's the world we live in now. But the true light sleeps, deep within the darkness. That's why the worlds are still scattered, divided from each other. But someday, a door to the innermost darkness will open. And the true light will return. So, listen, child. Even in the deepest darkness, there will always be a light to guide you. Believe in the light, and the darkness will never defeat you. Your heart will shine with its power and push the darkness away."

"Aqua: Kairi...Something tells me that I didn't run into her by chance."

"Aqua: I've been to the same worlds as you, and I've seen what you've done. You shouldn't put yourself so close to the darkness."

"Ven: Listen to yourself, Aqua! Terra would never-"

"Terra: You mean you've been spying on me?"

"Master Xehanort: Behold. These lifeless keys used to be full of power. United with the hearts of their masters. On this barren soil Keyblades of light and darkness were locked in combat, as a great Keyblade War raged!"

"Master Xehanort: See how powerless you are to save them? Savor that rage and despair. Let it empower you!"

"Terra: You will pay, Xehanort. Was my Master—no, my father, Zedd not enough for you? Leave my friends alone!"

"Master Xehanort: Yes, that's it boy. More! Let your whole heart blacken with anger!"

"Master Xehanort: (Telling Terra about Vanitas) You must know about the boy by now. The one in the mask. His name is Vanitas. See more worlds, seek out the darkness that upsets the worlds and bring an end to him!"

"Aqua: Where am I?"

"Yen Sid: Aqua. You lost consciousness, fortunately Mickey found you and Ventus drifting in the Lanes Between, and brought you back to me, to receive proper care. I am sorry but there was no sign of Terra."

"Aqua: I see. Ven! Ventus!"

"Yen Sid:: The boy's heart, is sleeping."

"Aqua:: When will he wake?"

"Yen Sid:: I could not say. It is almost as though his heart has left. Should it return he may very well wake. Should it not, then he may sleep like this for all eternity."

"Aqua: I'll keep him safe. Until he wakes. Forever if I have to."

"Yen Sid: I will tell you what your friends need right now, it is not your protection. He needs you to believe. You see, Ventus's heart hangs in the balance; it sleeps in the place between light and darkness. From all I can perceive, that means he'll be looking for a friend, one who believes in him to show him the way home. Just as long as you love him, then Ventus will be able to find you when he wakes; he'll be able to follow that love back to where he belongs. The Realm of Light."

"Mickey: Ahh! Don't you worry Aqua, I believe in Ven too! Gosh, he's been as good a friend to me as anybody. And if both you and me believe in him, with all our hearts, then he'll have two lights to follow instead of one!"

"Aqua: Three lights. Terra."

"Mickey: But, Terra is gone, maybe for good."

"Aqua: I think I know how to find him."

"Young Riku: Wanna go back, now?"

"Young Sora: Yeah, let's go home."

"Young Riku: Sora? Something up?"

"Young Sora: Huh? I don't know why, but it feels like I got something on my chest..."

"Young Riku: Someone must be sad."

"Young Sora: Someone?"

"Young Riku: Sora, our hearts are connected to everything, in every world. I guess somewhere, out there, there's someone sad and wants your help."

"Young Sora: But what can I do?"

"Young Riku: Maybe you need to listen to your heart."

"Young Sora: You're not making any sense, Riku. But I'll give it try."

"Master Xehanort: Darkness rules your heart--it gives me control. Muscle and sinew that once obeyed you now rebels against you. How you can remain here at all confounds the mind."

"Terra: It's still my heart. You think you can just come in and take over? I'm no gonna sit by and let that happen."

"Master Xehanort: Hmph. Don't you entertain notion of escaping me, boy. In the end, your heart will be engulfed by mine forever."

"Terra: Wrong. You're gonna get shown the door, old man."

"Master Xehanort: As I recall, you couldn't even handle your own darkness. How, then, will you triumph over mine?"

"Terra: You'll find out soon enough."

"Master Xehanort: Oh? So that's how it is, is it? Someone else set foot in your heart. Zedd, you sly fox..."

"Terra: I'm not afraid of what the darkness holds now. Even if you do wrest control of my heart from me--even if you cast me into the deepest, darkest abyss--you'll never sway me from the one cause that pushes me to keep on fighting. Whatever the cost, I'm ready to pay it."

"Master Xehanort: Brave words, to be sure. But I'm a patient man. We can take as much time as we need to settle this little property dispute. However, know this--You are just one of many roads that I might choose to take. Trust me, I made certain of that."

"Aqua:Who are you?"

"Ansem: Why, hello. It's not often I get visitors."

"Aqua: Please, call me Aqua. Why are you sitting here all alone in the realm of darkness? How did you end up here?"

"Ansem: Well...I can tell you this is my second time on these shores. But unfortunately, much like the first, I do not remember who I am or whence I came. Everything was washed away in whatever currents carried me here."

"Aqua: That's too bad. I know I've been here a long time, wandering through the endless hours...unable to escape..."

"Ansem: You wish to return to your own world?"

"Aqua: It's my friends. I promised I'd be there for them."

"Ansem: Your friends? Somewhere in the scraps of memory I have left, you remind me of a boy I once knew. He is very much like you, true to his friends, and kind. This boy travels to many worlds and fights to keep the light safe."

"Aqua: Keep the light safe? I've been away too long. Did something happen out there? Are the worlds in danger?"

"Ansem: Sad to say, they nearly fell to darkness more than once. But at every turn, that boy arrived with Keyblade in hand to save the day."

"Aqua: Huh? Wait a sec...Is his name Terra or Ven?"

"Ansem: Neither of those, I'm afraid."

"Aqua: Should've known."

"Ansem: How long has it been since I met him? At least a year now, perhaps more...Back then, my heart was clouded with vengeance. I did terrible things...both to him and his friends. I brought unhappiness to more lives than one. I felt something must be done. Was that why? A means of clearing my conscience? Or perhaps, out of a sort of scholarly instinct? While the boy slept his long sleep, I hid the results of research inside him, transplanting the data to where it might best serve a purpose. In fact, I would like to believe... Maybe he can set things right. A boy like him who touches so many hearts-- He can open the right door.. and save all those people whose lives I managed to ruin. So many are still waiting for their new beginning, their birth by sleep. Even me...and even you."

"Aqua: What's this boy's name?"

"Ansem: His name...is..."

"Aqua: Sora."

"Riku: Sora."

"Sora: Riku."

"Riku: Your mind's made up?"

"Sora: Yeah."

"Kairi: Sora."

"Sora: Kairi, I..It's just...they really need me. I have to go. I am who I am...because of them."

"Kairi: See you soon."

"Jesse McCartney as Ventus"

"Jason Dohring as Terra"

"Willa Holland as Aqua"

"Mark Hamill as Lord Zedd"

"Leonard Nimoy as Master Xehanort"

"Richard Epcar as Terra-Xehanort"

"Haley Joel Osment as Vanitas"

"James Woods as Hades"

"Harrison Chad as Tarzan"

"Lance Henriksen as Kerchak"

"Brenda Gate as Terk"

"Now what I want most, is the gift of the Goddess."

"No such luck, you're a monster."

"We are... Monsters ... We have neither dreams nor honor."

"JENOVA-project G, gave birth to monsters like me and Angeal. JENOVA-project S... used the remains of countless failed experiments to create a perfect monster."

"Poor little Sephiroth... You've never actually met your mother, you've only been told her name, no? I don't know what images you've conjured up in your head, but... JENOVA, was excavated from a 2000 year old rock layer... She's a monster."

"What do you know... SHINRA LAPDOGS!?"

"Just a scrape ... I'll be fine, don't worry...Even if the morrow is barren of promises... Nothing shall forestall... My return."

"My friend, your desire... Is the bringer of life, the gift of the Goddess!"

"My friend, do you fly away now? To a world that abhors you and I? All that awaits you is a somber morrow, no matter where the winds may blow..."

"When the war of the beasts brings about the worlds end, the goddess descends from the sky... her gift everlasting."

"I don't see Sephiroth today, but... Are you game?"

"If this world seeks my destruction... It goes with me..."

"My 'parents' betrayed me... They had always betrayed me, from the very beginning."

"The world needs a new hero!"

"So smug... But, for how long?"

"Settle down... Zack, the puppy."

"Out of my way!"

"Perfect monster indeed..."

"Infinite in mystery, is the gift of the goddess, we seek it thus, and take to the sky. Ripples form on the water's surface, the wandering soul knows no rest..."

"That's no way to talk to a Hero!"

"I see. You've finally made your decision, I'll respect your wishes old friend... However, can you really live... on that side?"

"There is no hate, only joy, for you are beloved by the goddess. Hero of the dawn, healer of worlds."

"Three friends go into battle, one is captured, one flies away, the one that is left, becomes a hero."

"My soul corrupted by vengeance, hath endured torment, to find the end of my journey in my own salvation... and your eternal slumber..."

"Then I willingly accept my fate... But, I'll take the world with me!"

"Welcome partner."

"Embrace your dreams and protect your honor... as soldier!"

"To become a hero."

"What happened to dreams and honor?"

"SOLDIER... doesn't mean monster..."

"We are not monster, you hear me? We're SOLDIER!"

"SOLDIER 2nd class Zack, on the job!"

"So I can cut loose, right?"

"Dammit, you're not the only Hero!"

"Sephiroth! Have you completely lost your mind?!"

"Sephiroth... I trusted you..."

"No! You're not the Sephiroth I once knew!"

"Embrace your dreams, and... whatever happens, protect your honor... as SOLDIER!"

"Sephiroth's mother's name is... Jenova?"

"Wait, you said 'average' SOLDIER members, what about you?"

"Hello to you too!"

"Come and get it!"

"Piece of cake, I'll make first in no time!"

"No time to play!"

"Sorry if your sword got any wear, tear or rust on it."

"Don't sweat it. If I can do it, you can, too."

"SOLDIER and monsters? We're the same?"

"If people had wings... They'd be monsters."

"Why is everyone...always pushing things on me?"

"For the both of us... you're gonna... live. You'll be... my living legacy."

"My honor, my dreams... they're yours now."

"Embrace your dreams. If you want to be a hero, you need to have dreams."

"That girl, she said that the sky frightened her, that looks so liberating."

"Those wings, I want them too."

"It feels... good."

"Hey, would you say I became a hero?"

"Boy oh boy, the price of freedom is steep."

"SOLDIER is like a den of monsters, don't go inside."

"Then what should an angel fight for Zack? What do angels dream of?! Angels dream of one thing... To be human."

"Flying feels... pretty good."

"Zack... You have my thanks..."

"All hail Sephiroth, huh?"

"Stop! You'll destroy us all!"

"This sword is a symbol of our family's dreams and honor."

"At times I feel as if my mind is mired in fog. But Zack, no matter what happens, I have to protect my honor. As long as I hold the Buster sword."

"Zack, join my battle, our enemy is all that creates suffering."

"My mother could not continue to live... And neither... can the son..."

"My father is DEAD!"

"Use 'some' discretion..."

"Use brings about wear, tear and rust, and that's a real waste."

"I can be... pretty cheap."

"You're a little more important than my sword,... but just a little."

"Zack, embrace your dreams... If you want to be a Hero, you need to have dreams... and honor."

"Don't take Sephiroth lightly..."

"Zack, focus!"

"Honor can be quite a burden ... at times..."

"But even then, I had my honor. The largest Banora White tree grew on a wealthy man's estate. It was rumored, that those apples tasted the best, but I never stole from that tree, because the wealthy man's son, was my friend..."

"No story, is not worth hearing."

"I've become... A monster. A monster's objective is usually world domination or revenge..."

"Why couldn't I be the donor?"

"Permission to return, granted."

"Yes, "for real"."

"Depending on what happens, I may abandon Shinra."

"Ever since I was a child, I knew I was not like the others... I knew mine was a special existence... But this, this was not what I meant... Am I- A human being?"

"Whether your words...are lies created to deceive me... or the truth that I have sought all my life... It makes no difference. You will rot."

"I have been chosen to rule this planet."

"Hm, come and try."

"Abominations spawned by mako energy, that's what monsters are."

"You average SOLDIER members, are mako infused humans. You're enhanced, but you're still human, but then, what are those things, their mako energy levels are exponentially higher than yours."

"My mother's name is Jenova, my father... (*laughs*) Why am I talking about this?"

"Huh, is that the best you can do?"

"Showing your back to the enemy, overconfidence will destroy you..."

"It's over..."

"How can I not when you've beaten it into my head?"

"Are you Zack, the puppy?"

"My son wrote to me once about you, zero attention span, restless as a little puppy."

"Genesis... he used to be such a good boy."

"That sword represents our family's honor."

"Don't be concerned... Genesis, cannot harm me."

"I understand now why Sephiroth chose you... Genesis and Angeal, those two are Sephiroth's only friends. He didn't want to fight them, that's why he refused the mission."

"Don't worry, we're paid much better than you are."

"When I was a kid, I've always wanted to have wings. You know, like an angel."

"Wings symbolize freedom for those who have none, they don't symbolize monsters."

"Well, I'm a country boy too."

"If only I were SOLDIER..."

"Hey, Zack? You know, I've never seen you use that."

"I'm... your living... legacy."

"Good night. Zack."

"My name is Cloud. SOLDIER, first class."

"I have twenty-three tiny wishes, but you probably won't remember them all, so I put them all together into one... I'd like to spend more time with you."

"The sky is closer in the city above, right? Kinda scary, but the flowers might like it...maybe."

"Heroes to children, protectors of peace but, they're not normal."

"Stop! Don't step on the flowers! Normally people are more careful with flowers."

"Heelllooo? Heelloo? Hurray! ...Not quite, Church in the slums...No, I'm Aerith, you fell from the sky, scared me."

"Midgar full of flowers...wallet full of money?"

"Act 5 (unofficial, created by Genesis)"

"I won't take your riches, but I will take your life!"

"Is this all you would have me do?! Is there nothing else?!"

"AAAH! I am a goddess---! AAAH! I am a queen---! AAAH! I am---! AAAH!"

"Your suffering will never end... Ghost of Sparta."

"(During the terrorist attack of Washington DC, a firefight is taking place between a terrorist and a SHIELD agent)"

"(Deadpool teleports in and knocks him out)"

"I can't believe I got washed all the way over here."

"Great, nothing better than a soaking wet costume. Ulch..."

"I need to be more careful, swimming definitely doesn't suit me."

"Whew... nothing like a little New York water to clear out the sinuses."

"I can't believe it! I lost the bag!"

"Oh, no. When I fell in the water, my delivery bag got washed away."

"Hi, my name is Spider-Man, and I'll be your superhero today."

"Oh no, I'm late for Dr. Connors class...."

"Can't believe I'm running so late.. Still I have to make it as long as..."

"Ah, right on cue. I was able to make it though. Poor Dr. Connors..."

"Batter up! (when fighting enemies)"

"Take a nap, SAP!"

"This may sting a little...!"

"Hope your insurance is paid up."

"Coming at ya!"

"Say goodnight, Gracie!"

"Now, we turn up a notch..... BAM!"

"So much for you."

"This was a bad idea."

"Lucky for you I pull my punches!"

"Try not to run into my fist with your face."

"Is that all you've got?"

"Think about a career change."

"I think you've zigged when you should have zagged!"

"This is the part you fall down."

"Miserable creature!"

"Girl: I lost my balloon!"

"Girl: My balloon!"

"Girl: [Crying] My balloon!"

"Girl: Come back! Balloon, come back!"

"Girl: Balloon!"

"Woman: My purse! Stop!"

"Woman: Menace!"

"Man: For web-slinger."

"Woman: For web-slinger."

"Man: Spider-Man. Don't let that person fall!"

"Woman: Give that back! Help!"

"Spider-Man: No problem, go call the cops!"

"Spider-Man: You stopped a thug from charging!"

"When a man is faced with his own death, he finds the impossible less of a barrier."

"I am the architect of my own destruction. So this is it, what is written in the timeline cannot be changed. Come for me then. In my quest to destroy the sands of time, I have been the one to create them. "Let all who read this know, the courage and valor of those who fought and fell for the Maharajah. We sought the power of the Sands of time, most found only death, my self among them. But the mask of the Wraith gave me a second chance to travel back through time and change my fate". This mural shows the impossible. But the mask of the Wraith gave me a second chance, there might still be hope. You had your chance to take me, you won't get another!"

"I am the Prince of Persia, and the King of Blades!"

"I had faced my enemy, I had looked into his eyes, and I had lost...everything."

"....and though I fought until the desert sands themselves were red with blood; I could not bring back the dead."

"To live forever...when those I loved are dead, and I to blame? I choose death."

"Madness.. what magic is this?"

"Despite all the warnings that I would fail, I have vanquished the Empress and prevented the creation of the sands of time. I have defeated the Dahaka, and fate itself."

"I had saved my own life- and did not even know it."

"No, Kaileena, you can change your fate, I have done so! A terrible beast was destined to take my life, but I have freed myself from-"

"I do not want to hurt you, Kaileena... But I cannot allow that to happen!"

"I've been thinking, Kaileena. There is little for you on this island, and there will be less still once I have stood before your Mistress. Come with me to Babylon, you'll have a chance to start a new life, free from the evils of this place."

"This storm shows us no mercy. We shall respond in kind!"

"...For the first time in my life... I am afraid."

"Do not worry Kaileena, no harm will come to you in Babylon."

"You will pay for what you have done to my people!"

"To undo what I have done? Surely you must think I'm a fool."

"What if...What if Kaileena didn't die in the Past, but in the Present. The Sands would be created...but the Maharajah would fail to find them. They'd never be brought to his palace, and I'd have never released them! The Dahaka will have no business with me!"

"I have seen the error of my ways, and I have atoned for the transgressions of my past...I am no longer that person."

"Experience has taught me that wishful thinking only leads to disappointment."

"DIE, YOU BASTARD!"

"You will pay for this transgression."

"I have more important matters to attend to."

"The Sands of Time. After all I have done to be rid of them, still they haunt me. Even if I am to find the Mask of the Wraith, fate will find a way to reclaim me. I will only be given a second chance... to fail."

"No one escapes the Dahaka!"

"You will be removed."

"You cannot escape your fate."

"Disrupt the timeline no further!"

"Come to me! Come to your death!"

"You are quick, mortal. Quick to die!"

"Your end is near!"

"All who have come before you have fallen."

"A good fight, but this outcome was inevitable."

"It ends for you for the same as all who seek to change their fate."

"It was a mistake for you to even try."

"You will never be rid of me."

"I had hoped the Dahaka would kill you, I had hoped Shahdee would keep you from the island or the towers would finish you off; I even cursed the sword I gave you and yet you did not die!"

"How dare you stand before me and admit failure, You should have died to protect me!"

"Haha, It will take more than a simple sword strike to penetrate my defences!"

"I have activated the Island's portals. You will travel to his time, engage him at sea and kill him... Kill them all!"

"I have seen your future... And it does not look good."

"You are wasting your time, I can see the future!"

"I told you to leave and yet you kept coming back. I began to wonder, if you could change your fate, perhaps I could change mine!"

"Let time run its course."

"I have known my whole life that what is written in the timeline cannot be changed!"

"They say knowledge is power but I say it is a poison. Knowing the exact date and manner of her death torments her. The closer it draws the greater her pain."

"Then you know I have no choice."

"Then I choose to live... And for you to die!"

"Even if you don't want to kill me, you will... The Timeline demands it!"

"I am sorry prince, but only one of us can cheat fate today..."

"Fool! I am the Empress Of Time! I know your every move before you do it!"

"I've already told you. I have foreseen my future to die at your hands. But like you, I decided to change it!"

"His ship approaches, it is just as the timeline foretold, I am sorry Empress."

"Is that the best you have to offer?"

"Fool don't you know... You cannot change your fate."

"You call yourself a master swordsman?"

"I'll not give my life for this foolishness!"

"If you want to try and change the timeline, you can do it yourself!"

"It seems the Empress overestimated your abilities."

"You will never reach our shores alive!"

"I'll not give you the satisfaction of seeing me fall!"

"All that is yours is rightfully mine... and mine it will be!"

"Go then, my Prince. But know this. Your journey will not end well. You cannot change your fate. No man can."

"Father, I have brought us honour and glory."

"Trust not a man who has betrayed his master, nor take him into your own service, lest he betray you too. I learned the truth of this, to my sorrow, the day we arrived in Azad as the Sultan's honoured guests."

"When a man is faced with his own death, he finds the impossible less of a barrier."

"He now had his prize, but for some unknown reason coveted the Dagger as well. Well, I would give him what he sought. I would plunge it into his foul and treacherous heart!"

"Finding my way to the baths from here should be easy. I'll just ask the next sand creature that I come across - 'Excuse me, could you direct me to the baths please? Thank You!' 'Don't mention it! I used to be a bath attendant back when I was alive!'. *imitating Farah* 'I'll meet you at the baths!' She orders me around as if I was a servant! It's my own fault. With women, you have to show them you're in charge right from the start, or they'll walk all over you! I've been too indulgent. Probably because I felt sorry for her. Well, it stops now! From now on, she'll have to toe the line. (pause) That is, assuming I can find her."

"I could marry her! After all, she is a Maharajah's daughter. A conquered one, but still, her blood is royal. . . . All right, I've decided. I will marry her. I'll tell her the first chance I get."

"My father's army sacked your palace, captured you as a slave; you have every reason to hate me...now you want me to trust you?"

"I had faced my enemy, I had looked into his eyes, and I had lost...everything."

"....and though I fought until the desert sands themselves were red with blood; I could not bring back the dead."

"To live forever...when those I loved are dead, and I to blame? I choose death."

"(when you die) No no no, that's not the way it happened. Shall I start again?"

"(warcry) For Babylon!"

"Do not worry Kaileena, no harm will come to you in Babylon."

"You will pay for what you have done to my people!"

"To undo what I have done? Surely you must think I'm a fool."

"I have seen the error of my ways, and I have atoned for the transgressions of my past...I am no longer that person."

"Experience has taught me that wishful thinking only leads to disappointment."

"You will pay for this transgression."

"I have more important matters to attend to."

"Death! Death to all who stand in my way."

"Father would be proud."

"Why is it that everytime disaster strikes I find myself without a proper blade?"

"Just call me.... Kakulookia."

"Your majesty, I trust you will remember your promise. The Maharajah's treasure vaults lie within."

"Inside the hourglass is a marvel that no living man has seen. Alas, only the dagger can unlock the sands of time, and it belongs to a greater one than I; a young prince, dearer to his father than all the wealth of India. Perhaps he would oblige..."

"Ah, you must be the Prince of Persia, come home at last! Too late, I'm afraid."

"Give me the dagger; you have unleashed the sands of time. I can undo what you have done... Give it to me!"

"A wild tale indeed. I have a simpler version. A Persian soldier, lusting for glory, entered the chambers of the Maharajah's daughter, and was slain by me..."

"Farah will make an excellent Queen, after we make some... Modifications."

"I am Zurvan, God of Time!"

"This is not what the dagger promised!!"

"Why did I trust you; why didn't you trust me?"

"If it comforts you to mock me then by all means continue, but you are so focused on killing him that you've thrown strategy completely out the window! You could have died..."

"Kakolukia..."

"What is your favourite colour?"

"I saw what you did in the workshop, and what the Old man said is true. You are a Prince."

"If this tomb is to be ours, at least the dagger will be buried with us. And... we are together."

"You don't understand, I need that dagger to-"

"What is he like... your father?"

"Look! A crack!"

"Prince? You're a Sand monster?... You lied to me all this time! Stay away from me!"

"You are right to be cautious, but fight as bravely as you may, you cannot defeat this enemy! The Sands will spread! They will consume... Everything! I have heard it said that you are kind as well as brave. Please, help me find the hourglass..."

"Prince, There's still something I don't understand... How did you really know my name?"

"Listen to this: [reading] "Love is life, so if you want to live, die in love, die in love if you want to stay alive"."

"I'll cover you!"

"Seven years? What are you talking about?"

"I owe you thanks... But why did you invent such a fantastic story? Do you think me a child, that I would believe such nonsense?"

"Wait... I don't even know your name."

"Now you see what happened when you try to help people? You die!"

"All that is yours is rightfully mine... and mine it will be!"

"You really do have a way with women. Those you don't get killed can't get far enough away from you."

"I did not spin myself out of the ether, I was not conjured by some mad vizier. I am you! Your rage, your pride, your selfish ways; they give me form and substance!"

"Seasons change, tastes change... but people? People never change, and you delude yourself believing otherwise..."

"You mean to kill me then, to cut me down like all your other enemies? Swing that sword Prince! We've seen how well that works."

"Do you think you would be here now if not for me? How many times did I save you? How many times did I unblock your path, take down your enemies, remind you of your mission? While all you did was cry about your father and Kaileena and Farah, how everything bad always happens to you! Boo-hoo, Prince!"

"If I am selfish, Prince, it is because you are. If I am ruthless and reckless and lacking in morals it is because you are."

"Such violence! Your anger serves only to feed me. So I have to ask, have you really changed? After all I am right here standing before you!"

"Blue? That’s not my favourite colour."

"While I admire your bravado... It would be wise for you to show some respect!"

"I am your untapped potential, your unrealized dreams! I am part of you."

"Tick tock, Prince. Tick, tock."

"Time is precious. Time is fleeting. Time... Is something you have very little of."

"Would you like to have a drink?"

"So what now? Perform another Grand Rewind? Or maybe go back to the Island Of Time to return to a moment where he didn't die, maybe, saving a damsel in distress along the way?"

"Maybe Babylon is better off in Zurvan's hands."

"You call yourself a warrior!? Ha Ha!"

"I have nothing but noble intentions~"

"You self-righteous BAST---(The prince cuts him off)"

"No no NO! We are so close!"

"No! what are you doing?"

"Do not ignore me! Do not leave me behind! NOOOO! [Last words]."

"All hail the Prince of Persia, the greatest hero this city has ever known. You have saved the people of this city and we have come to return the favor."

"I am forced to admire the thoroughness of Apocalypse’s army. They even managed to locate and bomb the sanctuary. The living area of this facility is useless to me now."

"This is where the heaviest fighting occurred between my airships and the forces of Apocalypse. Just when it appeared we would defeat our attackers, Apocalypse activated an electromagnetic pulse bomb. The shock wave burnt out the electronic systems of ships on both sides. The aircraft dropped to the ground like stones and that is why shattered hulks litter this area. And somewhere in this wasteland is a young woman named Blink. We must save her."

"Patrick Stewart - Professor Charles Xavier"

"Steve Blum - James "Logan" Howlett/Wolverine"

"Robin Atkin Downes - Scott Summers/Cyclops"

"James Arnold Taylor - Bobby Drake/Iceman"

"Grey DeLisle - Raven Darkholme/Mystique"

"John DiMaggio - Juggernaut"

"Armin Shimmerman - Toad"

"Dee Bradley Baker - Nightcrawler"

"John Kassir - Deadpool"

"Tara Strong - Blink"

"John Cygan - Iron Man"

"Don't let your guard down, Deimos!"

"A Spartan warrior never lets his back hit the ground. Even in death, a Spartan stands tall for battle. You are a Spartan, are you not?"

"Athena! You lied to me! The gods lied to me! My brother lives. He lives! ATHENA!"

"The gods do not decide my fate, Thanatos!"

"You are free now, brother."

"Is this all a game to you, Athena? It is not over, Athena. The gods will pay for this."

"Wait! Come back! After I fell down to... confuse the Lurkers I uh... argh!"

"What insect crawled up his butt?"

"Oh yeah! Let's see what's on the Tube tonight. (presses buttons to cycle through TV channels) Boring... boring... seen it... hated it... I was up for that part... (girls screaming) Whoa! Sorry ladies! I didn't know Krimzon Girls took showers!"

"I know Kung Fu?"

"Wow, that was pretty deep."

"FREEEEEEEEDOM!"

"The Twitch comes with the Job."

"It had to be snakes!"

"Alright! Everything with more than two legs start trembling!"

"Daxter: (Examining bug shop) Looks like the bugs won. Osmo: What was that? Daxter: Nothing!"

"Daxter: (Spots Tik on floor) What's this? Hey little fella. Are you lost? (picks up Tik) I'll get us off this rusty boat, don't worry your little... thorax or whatever it is. (stands) You know... I always wanted my very own sidekick! From now on I'll call you..! Tik: Tik! Tik! Daxter: Tik... I wonder if you're a boy or a girl. Let's see... so small it's hard to tell. Tik: Tik Tiiiik!! Daxter: Hey! Did you just raise your leg? Eww! Bad Tik! Bad! From now on only on the grass ok? Yuck..."

"Daxter: Someone call about a bug infestation? Erol: What? I've heard of no infestation. (points his gun at Daxter) Who called you? Daxter: Uh, your boy, you know! (makes it up as he goes along) Captain Xi-Ximon Rupert-tik-Jak-mos. Erol: Nice try. That call didn't happen. Captain Ruperttikjakmos is on leave this month. He couldn't have been the one!"

"Max Casella as Daxter"

"Susan Eisenberg as Taryn"

"Phil LaMarr as Kaeden"

"David Herman as Ximon"

"Sherman Howard as Metal Kor"

"My first day as a member of the 501st was hot, sandy, chaotic. Nothing at all like the simulations on Kamino. Of course, that's pretty much the way it was for all of us, wasn't it? All that breeding, all those years of training, it doesn't really prepare you for all the screaming or the blood, does it? Frankly, I'm still amazed we ever made it through the first hour, never mind the first day."

"Incredibly, the 501st survived the crucible of Geonosis, emerging battle-hardened, and ready for whatever the war would throw at us."

"In the waning months of the Clone Wars, the 501st faced missions critical to the agenda of Chancellor Palpatine. When we arrived at the bombed out ruins of Mygeeto, our Jedi commander believed we had been sent to take out a droid energy collector. What Ki-Adi-Mundi didn't know, however, was that our unit of the 501st was really after an experimental Mygeetan power source, that the Chancellor wanted for his superlaser. Keeping Mundi in the dark wasn't easy; the Jedi had become increasingly wary of the Chancellor's doings, and was on the lookout for the slightest hint of treachery. Just like the rest of them though, he never caught whiff of what was really going on, until it was far too late."

"The success of the mission on Mygeeto was something of a revelation for the men of the 501st. Suddenly, we realized that the Jedi could be fooled. And if they could be fooled, they could be killed."

"As the Clone Wars progressed, more and more ground-based legions found themselves pressed into space combat, including the fighting forces of the 501st. For months, every hour of our downtime was spent in the simulator, preparing for the time we would face our enemies from the cockpit of a 170. Finally the day came to earn our wings. The CIS had staged a daring kidnapping of Chancellor Palpatine, and was being escorted from Coruscant by a fleet of Separatist ships. With only a few veteran pilots on-planet, many of the 501st were pressed into service to drive off the Seps, and buy time for a pair of Jedi Knights to rescue the Chancellor."

"After disabling the final capital ship, General Kenobi and Skywalker took advantage of the opportunity we'd created and rescued the Chancellor. Took all the credit, too."

"It's been said that the 501st got the best of the war. We also got the worst. On Felucia, the Seps dug their metal heels into the muck of that alien hellhole and dared the Republic to come in after them. So we did. Only to be met with the month after month of flesh eating diseases, shrieking nocturnal predators, and other sights that haunt me to this day. Cut off, and for all we knew abandoned by our superiors, our only hope was Aayla Secura, our Jedi Commander. Without her iron will, none of us would have come out of that mess with our sanity... or our lives."

"When the 501st finally rotated out of Felucia, Aayla Secura made a point of seeing us off personally, calling us the bravest Soldiers she'd ever seen. It was good thing we were wearing helmets, because none of us could bear to look her in the eye."

"When the Separatists' invasion of Kashyyyk caught the Republic flatfooted, a detachment of the 501st was sent in to stop the bleeding until reinforcements could arrive. It was a textbook suicide mission and we knew it. As we fought our way into Kashyyyk's atmosphere, most of us believed that the only way we'd be getting off this planet was in a body bag."

"As the 501st finally broke through the Sep blockade over Kashyyyk, I took a long look back at the battle that continued to rage over the planet, and wondered why so many had to die for a bunch of walking carpets. Then I followed my orders, and turned planetward."

"When we arrived on Kashyyyk, things were just as bad as we'd feared. The droids had us outgunned, outmaneuvered, and outmanned by a five-to-one margin. What none of us had counted on was the Wookiees. We'd all heard the stories, of course, but we'd never fought next to them, never seen them rip apart a droid with their bare hands. They were magnificent. Even so it was still a suicide mission, at least until Master Yoda arrived. Then it became a battle; a winnable battle."

"With the timely arrival of Master Yoda, the 501st was able to hold the line against the Seps on Kashyyyk. We left as heroes. Years later, we'd return as conquerors."

"In our bones, we knew the war was almost over. The Galaxy held its breath, waiting to see which side would make the final daring move. As fortune would have it, the Republic moved first. After the Chancellor informed the Jedi Council that General Grievous and the Sep leaders were hiding on Utapau, General Kenobi gathered an army large enough to capture three star systems. When the orders reached the 501st, our morale soared. For better or worse, this would be the beginning of the end."

"With the death of General Grievous at the hands of General Kenobi, the Utapau raid had broken the back of the Separatists. Under normal circumstances, it would have been a time for celebration. But our next orders put paid to those thoughts."

"What I remember about the rise of the Empire is... is how quiet it was. During the waning hours of the Clone Wars, the 501st was discretely transferred back to Coruscant. It was a silent trip. We all knew what was about to happen, what we were about to do. Did we have any doubts? Any private, traitorous, thoughts? Perhaps, but no one said a word. Not on the flight to Coruscant, not when Order 66 came down, and not when we marched on the Jedi Temple. Not a word."

"With the fall of Coruscant and the elimination of the traitorous Jedi, Palpatine’s rise to power was complete. In recognition of our service and loyalty to the Emperor, the 501st were placed under the direct command of Lord Vader. Armed with deadly new weapons, blazing new ships, and shiny new armor, our presence let the galaxy know that the days of the Old Republic were well and truly over. We were establishing a new era. An era of order and peace."

"During the rise of the Empire, the Emperor's home planet of Naboo rapidly established itself as a major irritant. After a number of Naboo's ambassadors were sent home in various states of dismemberment, her newly elected Queen broke off diplomatic ties, and began exploring military options. Clearly it was time for a regime change, a change that would be effected by the 501st, now under the direct command of Darth Vader. Our orders were simple, to infiltrate the city, take out their leader, sending a clear signal to other potential troublemakers in the Empire."

"With the Queen eliminated, Naboo quickly fell in line. It was the first time the 501st was called upon to 'adjust' a planets government. But it wouldn't be the last. Within months, the 501st gained a well deserved-reputation as Vader's Fist."

"Although the Clone Wars were over, some people never seem to get the message. The worst case of denial was Gizor Delso, a Geonosian Separatist who'd somehow escaped Lord Vader's efforts to wipe out the remnants of the CIS. Lord Vader tracked him to Mustafar, and brought us in to finish the job. It seemed like a simple enough mission, but when we saw the fleet of droid ships, hovering over the planet, we suddenly realized that Delso's denial mechanisms were a little more dangerous than we'd imagined."

"The slight whiff of nostalgia the 501st had enjoyed fighting the droid fleet over Mustafar had already grown sour by the time we'd established orbital positions. Now it was time to find out what this was all about."

"By the time we'd made our way to the molten surface of Mustafar, it was apparent that Delso had been a busy little bug. All by his lonesome, he'd found a previously hidden droid factory, fired it up and cranked out his own private army of battle droids. Needless to say, this got the men of the 501st...a little hot under the helmet, and not just because of all that lava. Truth be told, we'd all had our fill of those gearheads during the war. We couldn't stomach the thought of going through another one. So we blew them all up. Blew up the droids. Blew up the factory. Damn near blew up the planet."

"The destruction of the mining facility put an end to any thoughts of a second droid rebellion. For the first time in years, the men of the 501st could relax and get about the business of maintaining an Empire, rather than building one."

"Officially, there never was a clone rebellion on Kamino. Unofficially, approximately twenty years after we were created, a special detachment of the Imperial 501st Legion was dispatched to Kamino, with orders to eradicate an army of clones that had been bred to take arms against the Empire. Our mission commander, an expert on the inner workings of Kamino, was a young bounty hunter named Boba Fett."

"The bounty hunter left after the battle was over. He said something about tracking down a smuggler on Tatooine. After the Kamino uprising, the Emperor decided an army of genetically identical soldiers was too susceptible to corruption. Future troopers would be cloned from a variety of templates. Though the 501st itself remained pure, the rest of the Imperial Army gradually became more and more diverse. We never really got used to the new guys."

"Once it was finally finished, the Death Star was the Emperor's favorite toy. It was also the most boring assignment in the galaxy for a stormtrooper. Tedious inspection drills, endless hours of guarding impregnable force field generators. Things got so bad that when a prison break erupted in the cellblock, we were almost happy to have someone shooting at us again. If only we had known what an embarrassing snipestorm we were about to wade into, we probably would have jettisoned the whole detention block into space."

"After the embarrassment of the prison break, Lord Vader removed us from our comfortable billet, and began dragging the 501st across galaxy, in a dangerous hunt for the now missing Death Star plans. Ironically, our punishment eventually proved to be our salvation. The poor souls who took our place in the detention area were completely wiped out when the Death Star was destroyed."

"By the time of the raid on Polis Massa, the men of the 501st were starting to get a little sick of this so-called 'Rebellion'. In the past, we'd secretly enjoyed putting down a local insurrection or two. They kept the troops sharp and the empire feared. But these rebels were different. They were organized. They were growing. And they were everywhere. The raid on Polis Massa was a perfect example of how things were starting to falling apart. We were supposed to go in, wipe out a small band of rebels, and recover some stolen Imperial plans on an encrypted holo-disk. Before we knew it, we were nearly overrun by rebel forces, with the holo-disk nowhere to be found."

"Even though the Polis Massa raid was only a partial success, we finally had a lead on the whereabouts of the Death Star plans, which suited the 501st just fine."

"With the information gathered on Polis Massa, Vader concluded that the stolen plans had been given to Princess Leia Organa of Alderaan. We weren't surprised. For all their talk of being a peaceful planet, Alderaan had been thumbing its nose at the Empire for years. After a brief and pointless battle, we boarded the ship, the Tantive IV, over Tatooine, began looking for the plans, and waited for Lord Vader's arrival."

"After Lord Vader took custody of Princess Leia, we all figured it was just a matter of time before she coughed up the plans. Many of us had been unwilling witnesses to Vader's powers of persuasion in the past. The thought of a pampered little princess resisting his terrible will was inconceivable."

"When the Death Star was destroyed, about half of the 501st Legion was still in the hangar getting into their ships. Of those who made it out, another third were caught in the explosion. I'd fought with some of those men for over twenty years. Afterwards, those of us that survived hooked up with a nearby Imperial fleet making a retaliatory strike on the Rebel's base on Yavin IV. It wasn't the best thought out plan, but we were cut off from our leaders, tired, and operating on instinct. If not for our training, we probably would've never gotten past their orbital defenses."

"And so the battle over Yavin came to an end. I'm told we destroyed hundreds of Rebel ships that day. Even if it had been thousands, it wouldn't have made up for the Death Star."

"By the time we landed on Yavin, whatever shock we'd felt at the destruction of the Death Star had been replaced by anger. For months we had treated the Rebellion like a disobedient child, only to be repayed for our tolerance with treachery on an unimaginable scale. Frankly, I don't remember much of the fighting. I guess we won."

"After the battle, the surviving members of the 501st finally caught their breath. The Empire had taken the Rebel's best shot and come up standing. Now it was our turn to strike."

"No one ever complained about the cold on Hoth. We never felt it. Even though we were blinded by blizzards, we could see the final end of the Rebellion in our blaster sights. Was it only a mirage? Perhaps. But on that day, on that planet, our blood ran hot with dreams of victory, melting the ice that stood in our way."

"As the rebels fled, the 501st gathered around a burning bunker, and let out a cheer that shook the stars. The Rebellion was done, the Death Star was being rebuilt bigger than ever. Order had finally returned to the galaxy, in no small part due to the efforts of the fighting men of the 501st."

"Feel the Force."

"Although I’m leaving, the Force will be with you, always."

"General Kenobi reporting for duty."

"There’s more machine than men here."

"What a wretched gathering of scum and villainy."

"Follow me!"

"I suppose diplomacy is out of the question?"

"James Arnold Taylor as Obi-Wan Kenobi"

"Tom Kane as Yoda"

"Matt Lucas as Anakin Skywalker"

"Nick Jameson as Emperor Palpatine"

"Matthew Wood as General Grievous"

"Temuera Morrison as Clone troopers, Jango Fett, Boba Fett"

"(Transmission) Bzzz... Zzzzz... Zzzzzzz... C-Can you hear me, Shadow? There's someone after me! He's... Ah, it's all so confusing! I'm not sure how to explain this! Anyway, follow this signal, and come find me! I'm counting on you, Shadow! ... Bzzzzz... Zzzz Zzp..."

"That's right! I'm the real Dr. Eggman! Back in the flesh, thanks to you, Shadow! So it looks like we have a common enemy. Want to come along?"

"Come forth, Metal Sonic! Show this pathetic hedgehog what you're capable of! Now, Sonic, let's see if you really are the fastest thing in the world, shall we? Hoh ho ho ho!"

"Unforgivable! You've just made me very, very angry! (Takes out camera) Fine then! I'll use this camera to turn the whole planet into a card!"

"(Sighs) Bunch of annoying pests... It may be too much for your puny little brain to grasp, but this is Onyx Island, or Angel Island from the future!"

"Heh heh heh...It seems it's time we stop playing such a childish game any longer... You are quite right... I am not Eggman! My name is Eggman Nega!"

"Heh heh heh... I'm here to change my destiny! I come from a long line of brilliant, scientists, but that lineage was disrupted with Dr.Eggman's failures! As a result, I have been denied my destiny as the world has refused to recognize my brilliance! So by removing Dr.Eggman's life and failed attempts at success, I will alter our family history forever!"

"Wait! Come back here! No hard feelings, Sonic, but this time there's no way you're gonna beat me!"

"Hey, Shadow! Mind your own business! Yo, Eggman! You'd better hand over the Master Emerald this time!"

"Grr... You better shut your mouth! I'm not letting you make a fool of me again! Let's go, Sonic!"

"Hey, Eggman! How did you make the Master Emerald disappear from Angel Island?"

"Come to think of it, the shape of this island is similar to Angel Island... But the real Angel Island is still there, right? So this one's got to be a fake... Argh! I just don't get it!"

"Sonic, Knuckles, get in! We can still catch up to him in my new Tornado plane!"

"We have to hurry before he converts Amy's card into energy!"

"(Transmission) Bzzz... Zzzzz... Zzzzz... This is Rouge! Can you hear me, Shadow? I've come across something quite interesting about the doctor! I'll fill you in on the details later. Just keep tailing him for now! ... Bzzz... Bzzzzzzp..."

"(Transmission) Bzzz... Zzzzz... Bzzzzz... Shadow! Come in! You'll never guess what I found out! Eggman is really... Aaaaah!"

"Thanks for saving me, Shadow! That was a bit too close for comfort. What were you thinking!?"

"Huh? What's this... A silver hedgehog? And... He's chasing... the doctor!? Hey you! What do you want with the doctor!?"

"My name is Shadow... And I won't let you harm the doctor!"

"Hmph! There's no way I'm losing to some android fake. I accept your challenge!"

"Whatever! Now, why don't I show that fake why they call me the Ultimate life form!"

"What!? Change the future? Is that what you've been trying to do? Hmm... I won't let you get away with that!"

"Hmph... There's no way I'd lose to someone like him who blames their own failures on the past."

"My name is Silver... I can't tell you why, but I need to get to him before you."

"You... You're Shadow! Listen, you don't understand what's going on. Please, take this as a warning. The man that you refer to as 'Doctor'...There's a chance that he's not the real Eggman."

"It looks like you've realized who the true enemy is, Shadow."

"Eggman?! This ends now! I'm going to expose you for who you really are, no matter what it takes!"

"All right, Eggman Nega! You're coming back to the future with me! You've been here far too long!"

"Eggman Nega... It looks like he lost control of his machine, and got turned into a card himself... As soon as I can collect the other cards, and take care of Eggman Nega's mess, I'll head back to the future... This time frame will be fine, as long as they're around... Those blue and black hedgehogs certainly are brave..."

"Are you running away again, Eggman!? Get back here and fight!"

"Heh! While you've been wasting your time, I've been figuring his next move..."

"Okay, Eggman! I've proven that I'm the fastest and the strongest! So hand over Tails' card now!"

"A copy is still just a copy! It'll never be able to top the original!"

"That's Amy's card! I totally forgot about her!"

"Ashrah: Noob Saibot was not originally a demon, which might explain why Ashrah sensed such great evil in him: He had to earn his place in the Netherrealm. He actually desired to remain there. His companion, however, seemed to be having a problem adjusting. Perhaps there was some good left in the cyborg. Whatever the case, Noob would have to face Ashrah alone. Ashrah defeated Noob Saibot and finally earned her ascension from the Netherrealm. But the sword that made her escape possible did not travel with her. I suspect it still remains in the Netherrealm, waiting to release another of its denizens from damnation."

"Baraka: Baraka assumed that the treacherous Mileena had given her armies a powerful magic. They fought with savage brutality, but he could not stop their advance. He vowed that Mileena would pay for her betrayal. Baraka's warriors brought word that she had agreed to meet with him in an ancient lair, but Baraka was no fool... He sent another in his place... Baraka's scouts reported that the Earthrealm warrior Sub-Zero was near. He allowed his remaining militia to deal with him and set off alone to ambush Mileena. He knew by the scent of Tarkatan blood on her clothes that she had already killed the one he had sent to meet her. But her sense of smell was not as keen as a true Tarkata's. She was unaware of Baraka's presence. He barked her name and when she turned to face him... he tore her apart."

"Raiden: My patience for mortals has worn thin. If I am to protect Earthrealm, I must punish those who would threaten it. The fool Shujinko had let himself be deceived into believing that he worked for a greater good. He was in fact an unknowing tool of a greater evil - one that had almost caused the destruction of Earthrealm. That Shujinko undid his mistake and destroyed the Dragon King is of no importance. Those who place Earthrealm in harm's way will pay with their lives."

"Scorpion: The Elder Gods had transformed Scorpion into their weapon in order to defeat the Dragon King before his plans of domination unmade the realms. With his enhanced abilities, he tirelessly tracked Onaga through the realms until finally he cornered him in the Nexus. The Dragon King had many allies, but they were of no consequence. It was in fact Scorpion who was the true Champion of the Elder Gods, the Enforcer of their will. Only he could stop the menace that threatened all that exists. Only he could defeat the Dragon King."

"Shao Kahn: Shao Kahn had regained his strength, and he and Goro marched boldly to the Dragon King's throne room, slaying all who stood in their way. Like an echo of their battle ages ago, Shao Kahn and Onaga fought with a fury fueled by intense hatred. Knowing the Dragon King was too powerful to defeat in mere kombat, Shao Kahn blasted Onaga with his war hammer, causing him to hurtle into Goro's poisoned blades. Onaga had fallen victim to Shao Kahn's treachery once more. With Onaga defeated, Shao Kahn reclaimed Outworld once again. His army of Shokan decimated what remained of Kitana's armies and the Tarkatan Horde and scattered their survivors into the unknown. A new era had begun in the realm of Outworld. Long live Emperor Shao Kahn!"

"Sub-Zero: On his way to the rendezvous point with Raiden and the others, Sub-Zero was ambushed by a band of Tarkatan warriors in the Living Forest. He tried to outrun them, but there were too many. He was quickly surrounded. Sub-Zero decided that his last living deed would be to vanquish as many of these barbarians as he could before he succumbed to death. As Sub-Zero began his attack, he felt his armor speak to him. It guided and strengthened each blow as he broke their limbs and crushed their skulls. At his feet, a dying Tarkatan warrior uttered the words, "Long live the Dragon King....""

"Ed Boon as Scorpion"

"Woah! Somebody stop the spin cycle! All my fur's sticking straight out."

"That shave was a little too close."

"Woops, did you need that?"

"Nope, junk, stuff, garbage, junk, crap, junk."

"Nope, nope, nope, nada, no, nada, zilch, zero, nope, no way buddy."

"Monsters! Take them out with a punch. Press the punch button."

"Josh Keaton as Jak"

"Max Casella as Daxter"

"Tara Strong as Keira"

"Phil LaMarr"

"David Herman"

"Robin Atkin Downes"

"A delivery from the Agency!"

"The Agency has sent me another device."

"This is an Agency drop box! I wonder what is in it."

"Where did they go?"

"Goodnight!"

"You should not sleep on the job."

"And we were just getting started."

"I believe it is past your bedtime."

"Fashionable and fatal."

"Clank. Agent Clank."

"Hold this, will you?"

"Not the time to lose one's head."

"It was a shame that he was not more headstrong."

"He will never be the head of a major corporation."

"Not so fast!"

"Never bring a gun to a carnivorous perennial fight."

"Ready for your close up?"

"Ew. They are all bad angles!"

"Allow me to introduce myself."

"I hope this is your good side."

"They say the camera adds ten pounds."

"Electrifying!"

"Hmm. He blew a fuse."

"Seared to perfection."

"Ratchet could use this!"

"Wait, wait, did I say that? That's not how it happened."

"No, wait, haha. Here is how it really happened."

"James Arnold Taylor as Ratchet, Slim Cognito"

"David Kaye as Clank, Klunk"

"Jim Ward as Captain Qwark"

"There’s got to be a simpler solution."

"I was in the first GAME!"

"That looks totally awesome! I designed it and I want four of them!"

"Greetings, little peons which I invented. You see before you a glorious history of evil devices that I, me, invented. Over time, the disgusting heroes of this world—which I invented! Me! Not Cortex, read your bible, I wrote it! Heroes like lazy bandicoots just leave these wonderful toys to rot where they fall. But Doctor Cortex, who says he invented many things—liar! says 'Hurry! Build me a Space Head, and many NV devices!' So! I have invented... recycling! Remember the N. Brio patented phrase: reuse, recycle, revenge! I created slinkies! Stop playing with them because they're mine! You see before you an ocean of wrecked dreams. My dreams. But from this ocean, Doctor Cortex has asked me to harpoon the white whale of evil. Recycling shall destroy the world! And I, as its inventor, shall get the credit. Look, Lite-Brite. I didn't invent this. Burt Meyer did. It's not evil, why's it in the pile?"

"Jess Harnell as Crash Bandicoot"

"Lex Lang as Dr. Neo Cortex"

"Debi Derryberry as Coco Bandicoot"

"Maurice LaMarche as Dr. Nitrus Brio"

"Greg Eagles as Aku Aku"

"Chris Williams as Crunch Bandicoot and Tiny Tiger"

"John DiMaggio as Uka Uka"

"Nolan North as N. Gin"

"Amy Gross as Nina Cortex"

"I never did like this place!"

"You know, Calypso, I've been looking at this face for a long time. I think it's time for a change."

"Not quite. We've been doing this a long time, haven't we? You hold the Twisted Metal, I kill and destroy for you. I make a wish, and you continue to sit on your throne surrounded by your guards and women. I think you've had enough fun for a while."

"Right! Of course not! Not at all!"

"Okay, pal o' mine! I wish that you become me, and I become YOU!"

"I don't think you have a choice, sunshine."

"(In Calypso's body) Ooh! Good idea! Do that!"

"Looks like we got TWO bodies to clean up now. Guards! (Chuckles) And... where did my women go?"

"How did I get back here? This looks like..."

"...In my own reflection."

"(Laughs) Oh, come on! Don't be naïve!"

"I'm...a little bit more than that. I'm YOU, you moron!"

"Hey! Have I ever lied to me?"

"I have. Uh, we have--Whatever!"

"Too many questions. I think the best thing to do is climb inside and look around."

"We couldn’t afford another minigame. So, how about pressing a button? Yeah, do that."

"None shall escape my fists of fury!"

"Damn these mimes and their invisible walls!"

"This reminds me of the time I tried to open that can of tuna."

"That was weirder than that television special on fire trucks."

"This is even more intense than that time I forgot how to sit my ass down!"

"This reminds me of the time I went to the disco."

"Hmmm. Reminds me of my coke habit."

"Huh. Hidden pornographic scene viewable by pressing up, up, down, down, left. Huh."

"I gotta get to that door without anyone seeing me."

"Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Brian, Stewie, Quagmire"

"Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin"

"Seth Green as Chris Griffin"

"Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin"

"Mike Henry as Cleveland Brown"

"Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson"

"Wallace Shawn"

"I’d start punching right about now."

"Spider-Man and friends 1, bad guys nothing."

"Let’s do this!"

"My precious machine!"

"I will destroy you!"

"You got lucky that time!"

"I won’t be defeated by you!"

"Tear them apart!"

"Curse you, Spider!"

"I’ve had about enough of you!"

"This isn’t happening!"

"What? How can this be?"

"No! No! No!"

"No, that will not happen again!"

"James Arnold Taylor as Peter Parker/Spider-Man"

"Joe Alaskey as Doctor Octopus"

"Roger Jackson as Green Goblin"

"Robin Atkin Downes as Mysterio"

"Quinton Flynn as Venom"

"John DiMaggio as Rhino"

"Marc Graue as Nick Fury"

"Stand down, apprentice!"

"Now you see me..."

"(after winning a race) Case closed."

"(after attacking an enemy) Ninja!"

"Whew. That was a close call."

"Hey, Sonic! How about a little one-on-one instead of this silly race?"

"Long time no see, Shadow. I've been looking for you."

"I have a strange feeling that someone's following me."

"Are you ready for this?"

"Chaos Control!"

"Metal Sonic and that voice. It’s you, Doctor!"

"Hmph. Fine. But once I stop them, you're telling me what you know. Metal Sonic, go after Espio. I'll find Silver."

"There's no way I'll lose!"

"If that's the way it has to be, then so be it!"

"Come on little fella. Where are your friends?"

"Sonic Boom!"

"Hey, Knuckles! Rouge! How bout a race to see who can beat Eggman first?"

"Espio, do you read me? Ever since that hedgehog, Silver showed up, Chao have been disappearing. It must be him! I want you to follow him and gather some evidence. You've got to find some!"

"I don’t get it. Why kidnap me? They obviously know how to get my weapons."

"Is that a rhetorical question? All I know is that we are not selling weapons anymore."

"Legacies change. People change. Maybe it’s time for a new kind of company. Okay, time to go."

"Hey. Take it easy. I’m an engineer, all right? Not their dad. People can take care of themselves and I’m doing something important right now, so if you don’t mind…"

"Wait a minute. I know these guys. Pepper, these are maggia soldiers."

"This situation is no good. We must have billions of dollars worth of inventory in these hangars. We’re sitting ducks."

"Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark/Iron Man"

"Fred Tatasciore as Obidiah Stane/Iron Monger"

"Terrence Howard as James Rhodes"

"Shaun Toub as Yinsen"

"Le Bello is a friend!"

"Please listen to my tale! Le Bello's daughter..."

"You see before you...Nightmare!"

"It's about time you did some respectable work!"

"Oh ho ho ho ho! Such perfection from Le Bello!"

"Drown in the depths of Hades!"

"None shall defy me!"

"I am the God of War!"

"I will make you suffer!"

"Spartans do not know the meaning of surrender."

"Johnny Blaze. Kid was a stuntman. A damn good one. Jumping bikes through flaming hoops, all sorts. But nothing he did could save his father from the cancer that consumed him. That is until Johnny met a stranger who offered him a deal. Curing his father’s cancer for his mortal soul. And his father’s illness did disappear just in time for him to die a faster death. It was the demon lord Mephisto who had cheated Johnny Blaze and transformed him into the Ghost Rider. Now, Johnny sees no rest. When called, he must become the rider and exact vengeance on those who spill the blood of the innocents. The Devil needs an agent in the world of men and never more so than now for the apocalypse is suddenly at hand."

"So now, Johnny is in Hell. And he ain’t too pleased about it."

"Johnny Blaze still thinks his destiny is his own. I want a word with him below where even Angels’ eyes are blind."

"Arisa desu. Shindekudasai. (Hi, I'm Alisa. Now you must die.)"

"Arisa desu. Yoroshiku onegaishimasu. (I'm Alisa, nice to meet you.)"

"Gomennasai. Mou ikanai to. (Sorry. I must get going.) [flies away]"

"Gomennasai. Mata ai mashou. (Sorry. See you next week!) [flies away]"

"Haijo shimasu. (Eradicating target.) - (Scenario Campaign)"

""Eh... Si insistes." Agh... If you insist."

""Desgraciadamente para ti, hoy tengo un mal día." Unfortunately for you, I'm having a bad day."

""¡Te odio a ti, y sólo a ti!" This hatred I bear is for you and you alone! (against Jin)"

"I've no time for you."

"Don't take it personally."

"Have you been read your last rights?"

""Justo hoy tenía que confesarme..." And I just had confession... (sighs)"

""Sigue así y te acabarán matando." Keep it up and you'll get yourself killed."

"You should choose your fights more wisely."

"I wish I could stay but I've got things to do."

"Come back here! - (in his ending)"