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"We have things those machines will never have. Instincts, feelings... moral judgement."
"Sir, you always taught me to never leave a wingman behind!"
"Just say you love me you pussy."
"Well you boys will have to excuse me, I have to go pee-pee."
"Now I bow down to the superiority of the opposite sex in many respects. But from time to time, I believe they should bow down to me."
"Everything's so different down here you know, as opposed to being up there. Everything on the ground seems so small and passes by so fast."
"What am I suppose to tell the weeping mothers that we could've gotten the job done without sacrificing their sons and daughters, but we decided not to?"
"You wanted to be on the cutting edge? Well this is it! Now you will fly with EDI or the next thing you drive just might have a propeller. It's your choice - make it now."
"(last words before committing suicide) Would you mind just giving me a couple minutes alone?"
"You don't understand! You can't put limits on learning! Learn this, but don't learn that! EDI can learn from Adolf Hitler or Captain Kangaroo! Its all the same to him!"
"Now EDI will prosecute caviar sweep . Do not try to stop me."
"The chances of survival in single combat are less than nine percent. Talon 1, we must fight as a team."
"Fear The Sky"
"Josh Lucas - Lt. Ben Gannon (BIG)"
"Jessica Biel - Lt. Kara Wade (GUNS)"
"Jamie Foxx - Lt. Henry Purcell (E-Z)"
"Sam Shepard - Captain George Cummings"
"Josh Morton - Captain Dick Marshfield"
"Richard Roxburgh - Dr. Keith Orbit"
"Ian Bliss - Lieutenant Aaron Shaftsbury"
"Ebon Moss-Bachrach as Tim"
"David Andrews - Ray"
"Wentworth Miller - EDI"
"Nicolas Hammond - Executive officer"
"Good things never last, Mr. Denham."
"I make people laugh, that's what I do. So, good luck with your picture."
"Thank you... for saving my life."
"Mmm... much better."
"It's beautiful. Beautiful. Beau-ti-ful."
"What are they going to do, sue me? They can get in line! I'm not gonna let 'em kill my film!"
"There's still some mystery left in this world, and we can all have a piece of it. For the price of an admission ticket."
"[after escaping angry studio executives] Don't worry, Preston, I've had a lot of practice at this. I'm real good at scaring away the investors."
"And lo, the Beast looked upon the face of Beauty, and Beauty stayed his hand. And from that day forward, he was as one dead."
"Dammit, Preston, all you had to do was look her in the eye and lie!"
"Sorry, fellas, but you're gonna have to do better than that. Monsters belong in B-movies."
"Defeat is always momentary."
"Just as you go down for the third and final time, as your head disappears beneath the waves, and your lungs fill with water, do you know what happens in those last precious seconds before you drown? Your whole life passes before your eyes... and if you've lived as a true American, you get to watch it all in color."
"The whole world will pay to see this."
"We'll give him more than chains. He's always been king of his world!! But we'll teach him fear. We're millionaires, boys! I'll share it with all of you. In a few months, his name will be up in lights on Broadway! Kong: The Eighth Wonder of the World!"
"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm here to tell you a very strange story. A story so strange that no one will believe it. But, ladies and gentlemen, seeing is believing. And we, my friends and I, have brought back the living proof of our story. The story of our adventure, in which 17 of our party suffered horrible deaths. But their sacrifices were not in vain. Their lives were lost in pursuit of a savage beast. A monstrous aberration of nature. But unlike other wild animals, even the meanest brute can be tamed. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, as you will see, the beast was no match for the charms of a young girl. A girl from New York who melted his heart, bringing to mind that old Arabian proverb: "And lo, the Beast looked upon the face of Beauty, and Beauty stayed his hand. And from that day forward, he was as one dead". And now ladies and gentlemen, before I tell you the story of our voyage, I'm going to show you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld. He was more than just a god. He was a king in the world he knew, but he comes to you now a captive... a show to gratify your curiosity. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Kong, the Eighth Wonder of the World! [The curtain rises to reveal Kong, sitting on the stage, miserable, his limbs cuffed with gigantic chains. The audience gasps] Don't be alarmed! It's perfectly safe! These chains are made of chrome steel. They are strong enough to hold a battleship!"
"Observe if you will... [carefully puts his hand on Kong's arm. The audience gasps] ...I am touching the beast! I am actually laying my hands on the 25-foot gorilla! [Kong's hand twitches slightly, spooking Carl, causing him to jump. The audience laughs.]"
"And now, we have in the auditorium tonight... a surprise guest. The real-life hero of this story. The man who hunted down the mighty Kong! The man who risked all to win the freedom of a helpless female. A big hand for Mr. Bruce Baxter!"
"Stop, please! Stop! We have to turn back! They've taken Ann!"
"[noticing the disturbing effigy of Kong on Carl's map] What is that?"
"That's the thing you come to learn about Carl. His unfailing ability to destroy the things he loves."
"Actors. They travel the world, but all they ever see is a mirror."
"[to Carl, whom he has just saved from a slimy demise in the insect pit] That's the thing about cockroaches. No matter how many times you flush them down the toilet, they always crawl back up the bowl."
"[to Carl, after being uncertain about him bringing Kong back to New York] Forget it, Denham. No chains will ever hold a creature like that."
"[to Hayes, after being told to run if they encounter any danger] I'm not a coward. I ain't gonna run."
"[referring to Heart of Darkness] It's not an adventure story. Is it, Mr. Hayes?"
"Adventures on a tramp steamer, just like us!"
"[at the killing ground, where the hundreds of Kong's victims have been left to rot] Good Lord, it's a bleeding boneyard! They've been ripped limb from limb!"
"There's only one creature capable of leaving a footprint that size."
"The Abominable Snowman."
"Bates: All three "King Kongs"--the classic 1933 version starring Fay Wray, the campy 1976 version starring Jessica Lange and the current epic by "Lord of the Rings" director Peter Jackson--feature a big, black ape who falls in love with a willowy white woman. The unspoken fear about black-white sexual relations has been remarked on by film historians and cultural critics ever since. The 1933 original stoked anxieties about black male hypersexuality. Kong snatches Ann Darrow up and makes off with her as she screams in horror. And the film's supposedly African natives--who offer the heroine up to the giant ape--came from what some critics called the ooga-booga(ph) school of thespian arts. Newsday columnist Jim Pinkerton says the 2005 "Kong", starring a dewy, blond Naomi Watts, shows the story line hasn't evolved all that much."
"Mr. Jim Pinkerton (Newsday): And for this movie to have been made in 1933 about white people going over to the Third World to capture a large, black being with a flat nose and bring him back in chains was sort of powerful then. And I was sort of surprised to see it getting remade, if anything, more politically incorrectly, in 2005."
"Bates: Moving the film's location from Africa to the south sea islands doesn't remove the stigma visited upon the native people depicted in it, says Newsday's Jim Pinkerton. He says even subliminal messages in movies are important."
"There are astonishments to behold in Peter Jackson's new "King Kong", but one sequence, relatively subdued, holds the key to the movie's success. Kong has captured Ann Darrow and carried her to his perch high on the mountain. He puts her down, not roughly, and then begins to roar, bare his teeth and pound his chest. Ann, an unemployed vaudeville acrobat, somehow instinctively knows that the gorilla is not threatening her but trying to impress her by behaving as an alpha male -- the King of the Jungle. She doesn't know how Queen Kong would respond, but she does what she can: She goes into her stage routine, doing backflips, dancing like Chaplin, juggling three stones. Her instincts and empathy serve her well. Kong's eyes widen in curiosity, wonder and finally what may pass for delight. From then on, he thinks of himself as the girl's possessor and protector. She is like a tiny beautiful toy that he has been given for his very own, and before long, they are regarding the sunset together, both of them silenced by its majesty. The scene is crucial because it removes the element of creepiness in the gorilla/girl relationship in the two earlier "Kongs" (1933 and 1976), creating a wordless bond that allows her to trust him. When Jack Driscoll climbs the mountain to rescue her, he finds her comfortably nestled in Kong's big palm."
"Although Naomi Watts makes a splendid heroine, there have been complaints that Jack Black and Adrien Brody are not precisely hero material. Nor should they be, in my opinion. They are a director and a writer. They do not require big muscles and square jaws. What they require are strong personalities that can be transformed under stress. Denham the director clings desperately to his camera, no matter what happens to him, and Driscoll the writer beats a strategic retreat before essentially rewriting his personal role in his own mind. Bruce Baxter (Kyle Chandler) is an actor who plays the movie's hero, and now has to decide if he can play his role for real. And Preston (Colin Hanks) is a production assistant who, as is often the case, would be a hero if anybody would give him a chance. The result is a surprisingly involving and rather beautiful movie -- one that will appeal strongly to the primary action audience, and also cross over to people who have no plans to see "King Kong" but will change their minds the more they hear. I think the film even has a message, and it isn't that beauty killed the beast. It's that we feel threatened by beauty, especially when it overwhelms us, and we pay a terrible price when we try to deny its essential nature and turn it into a product, or a target. This is one of the year's best films."
"Q. I heard you actually referred back to the original's storyboards?"
"Perhaps as a consequence of the writers coming to this after three movies with their large Middle Earth ensemble (which included nine principal characters and plenty of supporting roles), the characters in King Kong are almost gratuitously well developed all around. The crew of the SS Venture is essentially made up of pulp archetypes, but unusually, they're all given enough screen time that they're not just Star Trek-style red shirts by the time they disembark on Skull Island."
"Every movement in that film was about a human connecting with this huge beast who was one hundred per cent 'other'. Kong basically looks at Ann Darrow three times in that movie. It's all about the disconnect and him being this lonely, psychotic hobo who can't connect with other people."
"Naomi Watts - Ann Darrow"
"Jack Black - Carl Denham"
"Adrien Brody - Jack Driscoll"
"Thomas Kretschmann - Captain Englehorn"
"Colin Hanks - Preston"
"Evan Parke - Hayes"
"Jamie Bell - Jimmy"
"Kyle Chandler - Bruce Baxter"
"Andy Serkis - Kong/Lumpy"
"Lobo Can - Choy"
"John Sumner - Herb the Cameraman"
"Craig Hall - Mike the Sound Recordist"
"You live more in 5 minutes on a bike like this going flat out than some people live in their lifetime."
"Invercargill, I-N-V-E-R-C-A-R-G-I-L-L. Sometimes I spell it with one 'L' to save ink."
"If you don't follow your dreams, you might as well be a vegetable."
"If you don't go when you want to go, when you do go, you'll find you've gone."
"Its my ruddy life"
"It is not the critic who counts, not the man who points out how the strong man stumbled, or where the doer of deeds could have done better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena..."
"Tom: Why do you pee on your lemon tree?"
"Fran: [to a staring crowd] What are you looking at? Dirty old men need love too!"
"Based On One Hell Of A True Story"
"The extraordinary true adventure of Burt Munro from Down Under"
"Anthony Hopkins - Burt Munro"
"Iain Rea - George"
"Tessa Mitchell - Sarah"
"Aaron James Murphy - Tom"
"Tim Shadbolt - Frank"
"Annie Whittle - Fran"
"Greg Johnson - Duncan"
"Antony Starr - Jeff"
"Kate Sullivan - Doris"
"Craig Hall - Antarctic Angel"
"That's my mother you're pissing on."
"They're not dead exactly, they're just... sort of rotting."
"[about to charge at the zombies with a hoisted law mower] Party's over!"
"[as an excuse for punching Selywn and stuffing it into a bag] Hyperactive..."
"Listen! You no pick up the cage, you no get the big dollars."
"I'm a New Zealand zoo official, and this monkey is going to Newtown!"
"The Devil is amongst us!"
"Stay back boy! This calls for divine intervention!"
"I kick arse for the Lord!"
"What we need is another war!"
"[After pus from Vera's bite wound squirts into his custard] Damn fine custard... rich and creamy, just the way I like it!"
"Ahhh, so you found your father's old stag movies, did ya? [Pause] Is that the one with the donkey and the chambermaid?"
"She's history! I know what to do, I've read the comics! Total... bodily... dismemberment!"
"Step right up you greebo bastards!"
"Intellectual at party: [struggling against an attack by Void] I take it back! [Void snarls] I'm sorry I called Nabokov a pedophile!"
"Intellectual: [defending himself against oncoming zombies] Some of my best friends are Pedophiles! [His famous last words]"
"Undertaker: [as Vera's eyes pop out and green slime sprays out] Cranial blowout!"
"Zoo Keeper: Story goes, these great big rats come scuttling off the slave ships and raped all the little tree monkeys."
"Zombie Mother: No one will ever love you like your mother!"
"The rot has set in...."
"Gone with the Blood..."
"The most undercooked comedy in the history of Cinema!"
"The Goriest Fright Film of All Time!"
"...and this little zombie stayed at home!"
"Some things won't stay down... even after they die."
"There's something nasty in Lionel's cellar - His family!"
"You'll laugh yourself sick!"
"Timothy Balme - Lionel Cosgrove"
"Diana Peñalver - Paquita María Sánchez"
"Elizabeth Moody - Vera Cosgrove"
"Ian Watkin - Uncle Les"
"Brenda Kendall - Nurse McTavish"
"Stuart Devenie - Father McGruder (The Fighting Priest)"
"Jed Brophy - Void"
"Murray Keane - Scroat"
"Glenis Levestam - Nora Matheson"
"Lewis Rowe - Albert Matheson"
"Elizabeth Mullane - Rita"
"Harry Sinclair - Roger"
"Stick all the bits of brain in a plastic bag, Barry."
"Suck my spinning steel, shithead!"
"I'm a Derek. Dereks don't run!"
"Stay where you are then, and I'll give you an eye witness description of this, intergalactic wanker!"
"The headshot's the only true stopper."
"What are you dirty hooers doing on my planet?"
"Well this sure has buggered your plans for conquering the world, eh? Hehe... my friend, the astro-bastard, time for talkies. By the time my colleagues get here I want to have you babbling in some extra-terrestrial language!"
"Eat lead sucker!"
"I'm coming to get you bastards. [laughs in a mad way]"
"I'm born again!"
"[after drop-kicking an alien's head out of a window] The old magic is still there."
"The bastards have landed!"
"[after shooting the alien that was about to execute Giles in the head] I bet that cleared the sinuses."
"That's the end of those weekend cowboys!"
"I'm sure you'll be pleased to be leaving this shitty planet!"
"Tomorrow we're having you for lunch!"
"I think the gruel is ready!"
"The sad news is that we will be heading back to nalak not with six of our co-workers in a state of permanent death. They died today, murdered by some real arseholes."
"[after trying to fire on Barry with an empty gun] Oh, sod it!"
"Barry: I think Derek's turned his toes up, guys."
"Coldfinger: I think this is a job for real men!"
"Lord Crumb: [Sniffing on bowl of alien vomit produced by Robert] Mmmhh, exquisite bouquet, Robert!"
"Lord Crumb: [drinking bowl of alien vomit] Aren't I lucky, I got a chunky bit!"
"One thing the aliens hadn't counted on was Derek, and Dereks don't run!"
"Watch out Aliens... ... here comes Derek!"
"Crumb's Crunchy Delights."
"Human meat for intergalactic hamburgers"
"Terry Potter - Ozzy/3rd Class Alien"
"Pete O'Herne - Barry/3rd Class Alien"
"Craig Smith - Giles/3rd Class Alien"
"Mike Minett - Frank/3rd Class Alien"
"Peter Jackson - Derek/Robert"
"Doug Wren - Lord Crumb"
"Dean Lawrie - Lord Crumb SPFX Double/3rd Class Alien"
"Peter Vere-Jones - Lord Crumb's Voice"
"Our people once were warriors. But unlike you, Jake, they were people with mana, pride; people with spirit. If my spirit can survive living with you for eighteen years, then I can survive anything."
"Cook the man some fuckin' eggs!"
"I bought seafood today - bloody everything! Just wanted to put a smile on her face. Think she'd let me? Not a chance. All I said was that I got laid off. Anybody would've thought I'd told her my prick had dropped off!"
"Barman! 6 milkshakes, easy on the ice-cream."
"You're a fuckin' mess! Don't you ever speak to me again, you hear?"
"[after beating up a patron] I was right. Too much weights, not enough speedwork. Useless prick."
"[reading about Grace's rape in her diary, clearly shocked] Uncle Bully... [begins trembling with insane rage] UNCLE FUCKIN' BULLY!!!"
"Her only chance for the future is to embrace the power of her past."
"A family in crisis, a life in chaos... Nothing is more powerful than a mother's love."
"Rena Owen — Beth Heke"
"Temuera Morrison — Jake Heke"
"Mamaengaroa Kerr-Bell — Grace Heke"
"Julian Arahanga — Nig Heke"
"Taungaroa Emile — Boogie Heke"
"Rachael Morris Jr. — Polly Heke"
"Joseph Kairau — Huata Heke"
"Cliff Curtis — Bully"
"Pete Smith — Dooley"
"George Henare — Bennett"
"Mere Boynton — Mavis"
"Shannon Williams — Toot"
"Oscar Kightley - Albert"
"Shimpal Lelisi - Sefa"
"Robbie Magasiva - Michael"
"David Fane - Paul"
"Pua Magasiva - Sione"
"Nathaniel Lees - Minister"
"David Fane - Bolo/Paul"
"Maryjane McKibbin-Schwenke - Princess"
"David Van Horn - Derek"
"Teuila Blakely - Leilani"
"Madeleine Sami - Tanya"
"She is most unreasonable. Why could not mother die? Dozens of people are dying all the time, thousands, so why not mother? And father too."
"[voiceover, from her diary] We have decided how sad it is for others that they cannot appreciate our genius."
"[narrating] We realized why Deborah and I have such extraordinary telepathy and why people treat us and look at us the way they do. It is because we are MAD. We are both stark raving MAD!"
"[from her diary] My new year's resolution is a far more selfish one than last year. It is to make my motto, eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow, you may be dead."
"[narrating] This notion is not a new one but this time it is a definite plan which we intend to carry out. We have worked it out carefully and are both thrilled by the idea. Naturally we feel a trifle nervous, but the pleasure of anticipation is great."
"[narration] The next time I write in this diary, Mother will be dead. How odd... yet how pleasing."
"It's a three act story with a tragic end."
"Only the best people fight against all obstacles in pursuit of happiness."
"All the best people have bad chests and bone diseases. It's all frightfully romantic."
"Affairs are much more exciting than marriages. [pause] As Mummy can testify."
"Stick it up your bottom!"
"[about the murder of Honora Parker] I think she knows what's going to happen. She doesn't appear to bear us any grudge."
"Not all angels are innocent."
"The true story of a crime that shocked a nation."
"From a secret world no one could see...came a crime no one could believe."
"Melanie Lynskey - Pauline Parker"
"Kate Winslet - Juliet Hulme"
"Sarah Peirse - Honora Parker"
"Diana Kent - Hilda Hulme"
"Clive Merrison - Dr. Henry Hulme"
"Simon O'Connor - Herbert Rieper"
"Jed Brophy - John ("Nicholas")"
"Peter Elliott - Bill Perry"
"Gilbert Goldie - Dr. Bennett"
"Elizabeth Moody - Miss Waller"
"All this time, we are living, we are dying."
"Brother... we have answered your call, we are here; your family, your friends, your wife. Our hearts throb and cry, and yet, we must let you follow the path of Tāne. We return your soul to your ancestors. And so... farewell, farewell, farewell... go to join those who are now celestial beings. Goodbye brother."
"Lisa: This stupid cunt!"
"Jermaine: Ha?"
"Lisa: What the fuck are we gonna do every time, we wanna take the kid out? Nick another car?"
"[to a gargoyle] Why was I not made of stone like thee?"
"Pity? Pity me, Quasimodo. To be a man of God, and to love a woman; and to love her more than God."
"[The executive] said, "Do you want to play it?" I said, 'Which part?' She said, "Quasimodo." I said, "You really don't have to pay me.' My agent was sitting next to her and said, "I would sort of like you to pay him.' That's how it happened.""
"Mandy Patinkin — Quasimodo"
"Richard Harris — Dom Frollo"
"Salma Hayek — Esmeralda"
"Edward Atterton — Gringoire"
"Benedick Blythe — Phoebus"
"Nigel Terry — King Louis XI"
"Jim Dale — Clopin"
"Trevor Baxter — Chief Lawyer"
"Vernon Dobtcheff — Father Michel"
"Nickolas Grace — Gauchére"
"So it's 6pm in the nighttime, which is when I wake up. This is always really scary part for me [slowly peeks out of curtains] Yes! Nighttime."
"Yeah, some of our clothes are from victims. You might bite someone, and then you think 'Ooh, those are some nice pants!'."
"One year I went to the Unholy Masquerade dressed as Whoopi Goldberg from Sister Act 1 and Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit. Didn't go down so well because she was a nun. Weird. Vampires don't like nuns."
"[talking about re-uniting with his now-elderly love, Katherine] Some people freak out a bit about the age difference. Uhh… they think 'What's this 96-year-old lady doing with a guy 4 times her age?'."
"When you become a vampire, you become very…sexy. [gestures to himself]"
"I don't think Nick should have become a vampire. He's such a dick."
"[reading text message from Viago] One message received. [turns around startled to find nothing] "Ther iz a crucifx behind you"."
"[to Nick] This is what happens when you're a vampire. You have to watch everyone die. Your mother and father. All your friends. Sometimes brutal, like slipping and falling onto a giant spike. Or falling asleep in an autumn pile of leaves and having some of them block your windpipe. Or making the simple mistake of fashioning a mask out of crackers and being attacked by ducks, geese, swans. Or even dying of old age, but even old age is brutal. Watching your friends grow old. They can't piss, and they say stupid things, and their brains go, and they can't remember anything. And then one day they can't even remember who you are, and you wish they were dead, and then they do die."
"We're vampires. We don't put down towels."
"[about Stu] At first I wanted to kill him, but now I'm glad I spent time to get to know him."
"[Nick and Deacon quarrel, Nick runs away by turning into a bat, Deacon chases after him by also turning into a bat] Ooh! Bat Fight!"
"Just leave me to do my dark bidding on the Internet! I'm bidding on a table."
"At the start I was like 'Oh no, like I'm– I'm dead'. It's kinda affected my friendship with normal people and my family and stuff. But the way I see it I have a whole new family who accept me for who I am, and I accept them for who they are…even though one of them killed me."
"[telling a group of strangers] The mov'ie Twilight. Have you seen it? Okay, I'm the main 'in Twilight. You know the main g'uy?' Twilight? That's me."
"[eats a french fry and begins to puke in the alleyway] I can't eat solids now. Great. What, I can't sunbathe? I can't watch daytime TV? I can…well I guess I could. M-More than anything, it’s just the chips. That’s my favourite food and I can't eat chips. It's– I don't– It's just– I hate– I’ll say it. I'm over being a vampire now. It's shit, so don't…don't believe the hype."
"Taika Waititi — Viago"
"Jonathan Brugh — Deacon"
"Jemaine Clement — Vladislav"
"Ben Fransham — Petyr"
"Cori Gonzalez-Macuer — Nick"
"Stu Rutherford — Stu"
"Jackie van Beek — Jackie"
"[to the lizard] Welcome to the bottom of the food chain."
"[after Mrs. Miller is killed] Not her too. She... was a nice lady!"
"[to the lizards in a car] You really disappointed me, you know that?"
"[after blasting a lizard] I got to get out into the country more often!"
"Simon Bossell - Marshall Clarke"
"Pamela Gidley - Amy Harding and Alex Langdon"
"Valery Nikolaev - Yuri Romanov"
"Helen Moulder - Mrs. Miller"
"Norman Forsey - Mr. Peterson"
"Merlin - Frankie, the cat"
"Frank Welker - the Geckos"
"Eat lead, you man-stealing slut!"
"Oh, shit! I was just about to pop my cookies!"
"[last words before his death] Oh, shit!"
"Soldier gopher: Bỏ vũ khí xuống và giơ tay lên những con chó chạy theo chủ nghĩa xét lại. ("Drop your weapons and put your hands up revisionist running dogs.")"
"Educator gopher: Thời gian học lại cho bọn đế quốc phát xít. ("Re-education time for fascist imperialists.")"
"Educator gopher: (pointing Chuck, Wynyard, and Jim to a blackboard that says "Lyndon Johnson is very bad egg") You... read... You... read."
"Educator gopher: Tôi vẫn nói rằng doanh nghiệp tư nhân là chấp nhận được ở cấp làng cung cấp nó được kiểm soát chặt chẽ bởi bên. ("I still say that private enterprise is acceptable at a village level, providing it is strictly controlled by the party.")"
"Soldier gopher: Chúng ta không được để những điều nhỏ nhặt khát vọng tư sản nhuốm màu sư phạm xã hội chủ nghĩa. Cải cách là kẻ thù của cuộc cách mạng. ("We must not let petty bourgeois aspirations taint socialist pedagogy. Reform is the enemy of revolution.")"
"Guppy: Is something the matter, Mr. Bletch?"
"Abi: Please, do not interrupt me. I am traveling on the astral plane."
"Trevor: I've heard better singing from a mongoose with throat cancer."
"Welcome to the Jungle."
"Sex, drugs and soft toys."
"Puppet spunk hits the fan!"
"Hell hath no fury like a hippo with a machine gun."
"From the creator of "Bad Taste", comes a movie with no taste at all!"
"Mark Hadlow as Robert the Hedgehog, Heidi the Hippo, Barry the Bulldog and Chorus Girl #3."
"Peter Vere-Jones as Bletch the Walrus, Arthur the Worm, The Baker, Newspaper Mouse and the Announcer."
"Donna Akersten as Lucille the Poodle, Samantha the Cat, Dorothy the Sheep, Female Rabbit #1, Chorus Girl #2 and Fitness Tape Voice."
"Stuart Devenie as Sebastian the Fox, Dr. Quack the Duck, Madame Bovine, Sandy the Chicken, Cedric the Warthog, Seymour the Elechicken, Mr. Big the Whale, Female Rabbit #2 and Chorus Girl #1."
"Brian Sergent as Wynyard the Frog, Trevor the Rat, F. W. Fly, Jim the Frog, Chuck the Frog, The Spider and the Vietnamese Gophers."
"Mark Wright as Sid the Elephant, The Masked Masochist, Louie the Dog, Guppy the Fish, Poodle, Snake bartender, Crab and Chorus Girl #4."
"Fane Flaws as Musician Frog."
"Danny Mulheron as Heidi the Hippo. (body only)"
"[repeated line] Those bloody Murphys!"
"[after closing his cupboard, the stuff on top falls on him] Ah, shit!"
"[repeated line] Ye Gods!"
"[after ruining Wal and Cheeky's date] You think you can break my spirit, do you Wal Footrot? Well, you're not dealing with rubbish here, mate. The blood of the Grey Ghost flows in these veins! I got one thing to say to you Wal Footrot. [startled by the screams of rats] I'm sorry!"
"John Clarke as Wal Footrot."
"Peter Rowley as Dog."
"Rawiri Paratene as Rangi."
"Fiona Samuel as Cheeky Hobson and Pongo."
"Peter Hayden as Irish Murphy and Cooch Windgrass."
"Dorothy McKegg as Aunt Dolly."
"Billy T. James as Pawai."
"Brian Sergent as Spit Murphy."
"Marshall Napier as Hunk Murphy."
"Michael Haigh as The Rugby Commentator."
"[looking for Crusoe] Where are you? Where have you gone? Crusoe, where the devil are you?"
"I wish I could swim like you. I wish I wasn't so afraid."
"That's a good boy. I'm sorry for grabbing."
"Jings, Crusoe. You're as big as a prize pig. How did you grow so fast?"
"Faster, Crusoe! We have to get to the net!"
"[feeding Crusoe a can of sardines] Here you are. Look what I've got. Don't be greedy now."
"[after a botched demonstration] Angus, this is not the place for us. Can someone drive us home, please?"
"Kirstie, Angus, run along. We don't want to distract our guests from their duties."
"A sea monster? Are you telling me this has all been about a sea monster?! What is going on here?! Has anyone gone mad?! A sea monster?! There is no monster. [turns to Captain Hamilton] There's just you with your bloody gun! [turns to Lewis] And you, filling his head with tales of sea creatures and magic? There's no monster, and there's no magic."
"The submarine net will be down to permit passage by routine marine traffic and to let their subs in. And then we will raise the net... and we will destroy them."
"The boy needs discipline, Anne."
"DID I OR DID I NOT TELL YOU TO WAIT OVER THERE?!?!"
"Do you know why I take two pairs of trousers onto the golf course, Mrs. MacMorrow? In case I get a hole in one."
"All the radios are down! We have to get to the net!"
"Mrs. MacMorrow hired me to help her in the lodge. So this will be my workshop now. And I don't want you coming in and out of it, you understand?"
"Well, it looks like a... Like a bloody water horse."
"[telling Angus a tale about the water horse] Aye, it was my Uncle Lachlan who first told me about them. Many years ago, there was a lost traveler, and he's weeping bitter tears, because he cannot find his way home. H-He'd given up hope. Then suddenly, who should appear at the bank of the loch to this traveler but a sea spirit. A water horse. Now, the traveler, no fool is he, knows that the water horse is a creature of magic, one that could grow 10 feet tall overnight. So the traveler, he feeds the water horse, strokes it, flatters it with compliments, and finally, the traveler says: "Incidentally, water horse, my dear friend, I'm wondering, if you've no other pressing engagements, could I trouble you to carry me across the loch on your back? Show me the way home?""
"Angus, come quickly. I've something funny to show you."
"It was getting too loud. Somebody would've heard."
"I never swear, Angus MacMorrow. I'll never speak a word."
"Wait now, son. There's more to that photo than meets the eye."
"We're a tiny village in the wilds of Scotland, but 20 men we lost."
"Angus was just like every other wee boy. He wanted his daddy home again, but he also had another problem."
"[revealing himself to the tourists] Angus MacMorrow is the name."
"Jimmy McGarry: No, it's a monster. A creature with horns, a devil!"
"Sgt. Wallace Strunk: [dancing with Gracie to jazz music in the kitchen] You're a fine woman, Gracie."
"Gracie: Hush your wheesht, you daft dog!"
"Alex Etel as Angus MacMorrow"
"Emily Watson as Anne MacMorrow"
"Ben Chaplin as Lewis Mowbray"
"David Morrissey as Captain Thomas Hamilton"
"Priyanka Xi as Kirstie MacMorrow"
"Marshall Napier as Sgt. Strunk"
"Joel Tobeck as Sgt. Walker"
"Errol Shand as Lt. Wormsley"
"Craig Hall as Charles MacMorrow"
"Geraldine Brophy as Gracie"
"William Johnson as Clyde"
"Ian Harcourt as Jimmy McGarry"
"Bruce Allpress as Jock McGowan"