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"June Foray — Rocky, Natasha (cartoon voice), Narrator's Mom"
"Keith Scott — Bullwinkle, Narrator, Fearless Leader & Boris (cartoon voices)"
"Susan Berman — Bucky Weasel"
"Rene Russo — Natasha"
"Jason Alexander — Boris"
"Randy Quaid — Cappy "Frank" von Trapment"
"Kel Mitchell — Martin"
"Kenan Thompson — Lewis"
"Piper Perabo — Karen Sympathy"
"Robert De Niro — Fearless Leader"
"(repeated line) Hey, hey, hey!"
"I'm Fat Albert."
"I don't have problems. I solve problems."
"I can't take my sweater off...because, uh, I don't know what's underneath."
"Hey! Hey! Hey. Let go my legs. Hey let go my legs. I got to help these people. Wow, look at that guy. Ohh, look at this… Yeah, you can’t tell me he doesn’t need my help. Check out that lady over there. Do I detect tears? Eh, you in the back. Where are you goin’? It’s not over. You gotta watch the end credits."
"(to Fat Albert and the Gang) Okay, other people can see you, too. That's good. I think."
"This cannot be happening. I'm losing my mind. Yeah, that's it."
"(repeated line) I do not have a problem."
"I don't have friends because I don't want friends."
"Okay, Daddy and I are gonna have to have a long talk. I don't know how, but I'm gonna tell him that we need a gate. Some kind of guard or screen to put over the television set so nobody can get out. Okay."
"There's no way I'm letting that fat kid get over on Lauri."
"You haven't seen the last of me, fat man! Fat, fat, fat, fat!"
"Arthur! Learn the handshake!"
"Listen up, everybody! This fat fool is not what he appears to be!"
"Aren't you the hip-hop fool?"
"(repeated line) Mush Mouth thinks/says/wants to know (then clarifies whatever was spoken)"
"Don't call me Old Weird Harold anymore. I'm Air Hal'd now."
"You watch your mouth!"
"[repeated line]: (hits or scratches head) I am so confused!"
"I have no face."
"[after revealing his face]: I do? I do! I have a nice face!"
"I'm a party animal!"
"(repeated line when he cuts Bucky and Dumb Donald off) Guys, guys!"
"(repeated line to Dumb Donald) I know you don't know. I wasn't talkin' to you!"
"Guys, I see...cheerleaders."
"(to Reggie) Man, you're like school on Saturday...no class."
"Yeah, but you're still Bucky."
"That's our theme song. You guys can't sing it!"
"Those guys, Albert's friends...they're very strange. I think they could be some kind of a cult."
"Doris, no one came out of our television set."
"Doris, why are you acting like such a loser? You're not a loser."
"(repeated line) Everytime someone tells me they care about me, they wind up leaving me."
"Arthur: Yo! Nobody makes a fool out of Reggie except for Reggie."
"Store Clerk: I know big, and you my friend are big."
"Danielle: He better not be doing this again!"
"(Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids has just ended because of breaking news)"
"Doris: No! You missed it *again.*"
"Fat Albert: Hey, hey, hey. We can make it another day."
"Bill: How do you know? Have you ever faded before?"
"Fat Albert: We'll be fine."
"Bill: You don't care if we're fine! All you care about is staying here with Lauri!"
"Fat Albert: Lauri is important to me. Maybe it's time I started caring about myself."
"Bill: I don't even know who you are anymore!"
"Fat Albert: Hey, hey, hey! I said I'm gonna stay!"
"Bill: Hey, hey, *hey*! Friends don't let friends fade away!"
"Fat Albert: Don't use my lines on me. Besides, I haven't solved Doris' problem yet."
"Doris: But I don't *have* a problem!"
"Fat Albert: Yes, you *do*!"
"Doris: *No,* I *don't*!"
"Fat Albert: You think I came out of the TV just for you to tell me you don't have a problem?"
"Doris: I'm fine, I'm fine!"
"Fat Albert: You were watching a happy, fun TV show."
"Bill: Stop it, stop it! This isn't about her problem, it's about yours!"
"Bill Cosby: People wait till you get to the top of the stairs, then they knock. Who is it?!"
"Fat Albert: It's Fat Albert."
"Bill Cosby: Yeah, right."
"Fat Albert: Hello. I'm looking for a Mr. Cosby. Are you his dad? I'm Fat Albert. (Bill Cosby leans on him) Oh, uh, help! Hey--"
"(page turns to Bill Cosby's living room)"
"Fat Albert: I'm sorry, Mr. Cosby. I didn't mean to startle you. You okay?"
"Bill Cosby: No, it's alright, son. Thank you. My boy... how did you get into this predicament?"
"Fat Albert: Well, I... I crawled out of the TV set."
"Bill Cosby: Crawled out of the TV set. Well, how? How?"
"Fat Albert: I crawled out of there because I heard her crying."
"Bill Cosby: Who... who'd ya heard?"
"Fat Albert: Well, I heard Doris."
"Bill Cosby: Doris?"
"Fat Albert: She was sitting on the couch and she was crying."
"Bill Cosby: Doris who?"
"Fat Albert: Doris Robertson."
"Bill Cosby: Doris Robertson?"
"Fat Albert: Yeah."
"Bill Cosby: Do you know where they live?"
"Fat Albert: Uh, North Philly."
"Bill Cosby: Ohh. (pauses) Albert Robertson... is... Doris Robertson's grandfather. He died some time ago. I designed your character after Albert Robertson. And you heard her spirit, and you crawled through the set?"
"Fat Albert: I... I guess so."
"Bill Cosby: WELL! That's just fine, son! All you have to do is you just crawl back into the set, we're ready to go--"
"Fat Albert: Oh, no. I don't wanna go back into the set--"
"Bill Cosby: Hey, hey, hey."
"Fat Albert: Yeah. Hey, hey, hey."
"Bill Cosby: That's the--"
"Fat Albert: I wanna stay."
"Bill Cosby: Oh, ho-ho-ho. You know you can't do that. See, you're a cartoon. You're a cartoon, and you have your fellas waiting for you to do more stories. Your fans are waiting to see you on TV so you can solve problems."
"Bill Cosby: What do you mean, you don't want to back?"
"Fat Albert: No, I wanna stay here."
"Bill Cosby: You can't--"
"Fat Albert: The real world."
"Bill Cosby: You can't stay out here. (demonstrates) You stay out here, you're gonna turn into celluloid dust."
"Kenan Thompson as Fat Albert"
"Kyla Pratt as Doris"
"Bill Cosby as Himself"
"Dania Ramirez as Lauri"
"Shedrack Anderson III as Rudy"
"Omarion as Reggie, the film's antagonist"
"Keith Robinson as Bill"
"Marques Houston as Dumb Donald"
"Jermaine Williams as Mushmouth"
"Aaron Frazier as Old Weird Harold"
"Alphonso McAuley as Bucky"
"Jeremy Suarez as the voice of Russell"
"J. Mack Slaughter, Jr. as Arthur"
"Alice Greczyn as Becky"
"Raven-Symoné as the voice of Danielle"
"Aaron Carter as Darren (credited as "Kid")"
"Joel Madden as Dude with Mohawk"
"Fonzworth Bentley as Salesman"
"Jeff Garlin as Jerry (uncredited)"
"The greatest hero ever assembled."
"They've got gizmos up the wazoo."
"Matthew Broderick – John Brown / Inspector Gadget, RoboGadget"
"Rupert Everett – Sanford Scolex / Dr. Claw"
"Joely Fisher – Dr. Brenda Bradford, RoboBrenda"
"Michelle Trachtenberg – Penny"
"Don Adams – Brain (voice)"
"D. L. Hughley – Gadgetmobile (voice)"
"Dabney Coleman – Chief Quimby"
"Cheri Oteri – Mayor Wilson"
"Andy Dick – Kramer"
"Michael G. Hagerty – Sykes"
"René Auberjonois – Dr. Artemus Bradford"
"Frances Bay – Thelma"
"J.P. Manoux – The Mayor's assistant"
"Brian George – The Sore Guru"
"Jennifer Seguin – Agent Claw"
"French Stewart – Inspector Gadget"
"Tony Martin – Dr. Claw"
"Elaine Hendrix – G2"
"Mark Mitchell – Chief Quimby"
"Bruce Spence – Baxter"
"Caitlin Wachs – Penny"
"John Batchelor – McKibble"
"James Wardlaw – Brick"
"D. L. Hughley – voice of Gadgetmobile"
"[opening lines] Ladies and gentlemen, this is Simon Barsinister, the wickedest man in the world. He was evil and crazy. Simon and his wacky henchmen, Cad, schemed to rule the universe. But each time, they were foiled by me, the greatest superhero who ever lived, Underdog!"
"Excuse me, why do you people have pantyhose on your heads?"
"Turns out, Barsinister didn't want me, he wanted my DNA. He took away my superpowers and put them in a little blue pill but that wasn't the worst of it."
"Right, talking dog will try to make things normal."
"But I doubt there was a ham tied to the capitol building."
"You can put the doggy door there!"
"When old ladies are falling, I'm not slow, and it's a hip-hip-hip and away I go!"
"There's no need to worry, Underdog is furry! No, that's not it."
"There's no need to fright, Underdog's got bite! Nope, that's not it either."
"There's no need to fear, Underdog is here! Hey, that's pretty good. I think I'll keep that one."
"It's OK. You all make mistakes. But I forgive you.That's the kind of person I am...humble."
"Don't worry, it will only hurt a lot."
"It should be me on the front page, not that stupid mutt. I need a sample of his DNA. How do you look in a dress?"
"[repeated line] Simon says…"
"After him!"
"Shoeshine, isn't it? Or shall I address you by your nom de guerre, Underdog. [Shoeshine: It's "Shoeshine".] [Dan: He can talk?]"
"You know what the saddest part is? You thought they loved you but they only loved the power that I gave you."
"I'll play your game, but it'll be a stretch. Can you resist this?"
"I'll be the silent partner."
"Cad's hit. Cad's hit."
"I bought myself a thesaurus."
"Shoeshine I don't know if you can understand me right now, but forget about the past. It doesn't matter if you're Shoeshine or Underdog. Because I don't care if you can talk or fly. You brought my family back together. You're a hero to me."
"Where, oh, where, can my Underdog be?"
"Jason Lee — Voice of Shoeshine/Underdog"
"Jim Belushi — Dan Unger"
"Peter Dinklage — Dr. Simon Barsinister"
"Patrick Warburton — Cad Lackey"
"Alex Neuberger — Jack Unger"
"Taylor Momsen — Molly"
"John Slattery — The Mayor"
"Samantha Bee — Principal Patterson"
"Brad Garrett — Voice of Riff Raff"
"Amy Adams — Voice of Polly"
"John DiMaggio — Voice of Bulldog"
"Phil Morris — Voice of Maim"
"Michael Massee — Voice of Killer"
"Cameron A. Clarke — Voices of Attack and Little Brown Dog"
"Jess Harnell — Voice of the Astronaut"
"Jay Leno — Himself"
"Here comes trouble."
"They're back and bigger than ever. Christmas"
"The original entourage."
"The Last Man Home.......Is Not Alone."
"Things are going to get messy."
"Watch out, cause here they come"
"Get your squeak on!"
"Jason Lee — David Seville"
"David Cross — Ian Hawke"
"Cameron Richardson — Claire Wilson"
"Jane Lynch — Gail"
"Justin Long — Voice of Alvin Seville"
"Matthew Gray Gubler — Voice of Simon Seville"
"Jesse McCartney — Voice of Theodore Seville"
"Afraid? Now let's get this straight, Rubble. I don't need permission from my wife. In my cave, I reign supreme. SUPREME! [Barney promises not to tell Wilma] Thanks, pal!"
"[Barney asks him what to call him now] Simply your highness will do."
"[Miss Stone asks him how he'd like his coffee] Uhh, in a cup."
"Mr. Slate, I don't think you hired me just to sit here and look pretty. [he picks up a model house] I hate to burst your bubble, but if you build houses this small, who is going to live in them?"
"Fred is the greatest bowler on Earth! [The dictabird repeats what he says] Okay, now you talk and see how much I can remember."
"[Wilma tells him his secretary is very attractive] Really? I didn't notice. Did I mention she could chisel 18 words a minute?"
"[Dino takes a steak from the grill] Hey Barn, you like your steak rare, right? Well, that one's yours."
"[Pearl asks him if he's lost weight] Have we met?"
"[confronting Cliff when he's trying to escape being caught for his schemes] Cliff, it's time for you and me to "interface". [Pounds his fist into his hand]"
"[repeated line] Yabba-dabba-doo!"
"[The adoption agent shows them a monkey] Well, he's not really what we expected, but we'll love him like he was our own."
"Someday, I'll pay him back! Someday, somehow."
"Come on, say "Dadda"! (Bamm-Bamm keeps saying his own name)"
"[to Fred about getting a job as a vice president] That does it! The only reason you got that job is 'cause I switched tests with you."
"Can I have everyone's attention, please? (Caveman: I hope it's not another poem)"
"(An angry mob about to hang Fred asks him if he knows him) Well, he used to be my best friend. In fact, it's probably because of me that you all are in this mess. (Mob leader: Hang them both.)"
"[Fred says he's only one man] Not from the back."
"[After Fred needs a couple of Bucks] NOT THIS TIME!!!"
"Fred! And promise me you won't say anything like you did when you saw my sister's baby."
"[Miss Stone tells her she's heard so much about her] Well I wish that I could say the same."
"You know, Barney, life is funny. One minute people are your best friends, and the next you're fantasizing they're being ripped apart by a pack of rabid wolves."
"One day, we'll look back on this and laugh."
"I have vision, and right now I have a vision of you and me dripping with coconut oil on a beach in Rockapulco with Mr. Slate's fortune to keep us company."
"Son of a Brachiosaurus!"
"Oh, this is far from over."
"[Cliff asks her why the quarry workers are down there and he's up here] Because you lied on your resume."
"I'm glad we eye to eye."
"[Comes in with aptitude test scores] Well, Cliff. The test results are in."
"Believe it not, the one who scored the highest was Fred Flintstone. [Cliff goes on about how dumb he is] He's perfect!"
"Mr. Flintstone, I'd like you to know that I enjoy working long hours, late nights, even weekends, so feel free to use me however you see fit."
"Now! Can I get you anything? Coffee?"
"[Fred says sure] (seductive whisper) How would you like it?"
"[Fred says in a cup] Bold choice Mr. Flintstone. You'll go far in this company."
"Well I've been a bad girl. But you've got to admit, I was very, very good at it. (winks seductively)"
"[After finishing the fake requisitioning forms] There! Done!"
"[Cliff says Fred is about to embezzled money with them keeping it] We can have Mr. Flintstone sign these right away."
"[After Fred wrecks the model] Oh! What happened here?"
"Mr. Flintstone? I sure hope I didn't get you into too much trouble with your wife the other day."
"[to Wilma] I've heard so much about you."
"[after knocking out Cliff] Will there be anything else, Mr. Flintstone?"
"Good morning, Mr. Flint... [Fred storms on by angrily]"
"[Cliff asks her where she's been] With Fred. I mean, Mr. Flintstone."
"[to Cliff about Fred] I'm worried, Cliff. He's smarter than we thought. [Cliff says he must be to dress himself] He's been asking a lot of questions. I think we should just call the whole thing off."
"[Cliff is suing Fred for embezzlement] (to Fred) You'd better got out of here while you still have a chance."
"[being arrested] Mr. Flintstone? I may not be in on Monday."
"Oh, Cliff? How come there's only one ticket to Rockapulco?"
"Forgive me, Cliff."
"Looks like you've thought of everything."
"That's Flintstone's wife."
"Well, Cliff. I guess you haven't thought of everything."
"Yabba-Dabba-Doo!"
"Yabba-dabba-doo it!"
"John Goodman - Fred Flintstone"
"Rick Moranis - Barney Rubble"
"Elizabeth Perkins - Wilma Flintstone"
"Rosie O'Donnell - Betty Rubble"
"Kyle MacLachlan - Cliff Vandercave"
"Hally Berry - Miss Sharon Stone"
"Elizabeth Taylor - Pearl Slaghoople"
"Richard Moll - Hoagie"
"Irwin Keyes - Joe Rockhead"
"Harvey Korman - the voice of the Dictabird"
"Dann Florek - Mr. Slate"
"Jonathan Winters - Grizzled Man"
"Frank Welker - the voice of Deeno"
"- Pebbles Flintstone"
"- Bamm-Bamm Rubble"
"The B-52's - themselves but performing as the BC-52's"
"I had a family once, I had a life. Now all I have is a mission."
"We're meant to die. Its what makes everything about us matter."
"To live once…But with hope."
"Some called Bregna the perfect society. Some call it the height of human civilization. But others know better. The Goodchilds built Bregna to ensure us a future. They built the Relico, a memorial to remind us of what we've survived. They built walls to protect us. They tell us that outside, nature has retaken the world. But the real problems lie within. We are haunted by sorrows we cannot name. People disappear and our government denies these crimes. The Goodchild regime provides for us, as long as we stay quiet. So we trade freedom for a gilded cage. But there are rebels whoe refuse to make that trade, who fight to overthrow a government that silences us, who fight in the name of the disappeared. They call themselves the Monicans. I am one of them."
"You are needed."
"Welcome back."
"This is a war, and people on all sides die."
"Aeon. I'm sorry for the pain. It's not safe to talk in the open. Nothing's as it seems…You had your chance, why did you hesitate?…You know where to find me."
"The Perfect World Meets The Perfect Assassin"
"The future is flux."
"Perfect Future"
"As is the case with any totalitarian government, there are rebels. Viewing their predicament as "having traded freedom for a gilded cage," their goals are to disrupt the accepted order and kill the ruler, Trevor Goodchild (Marton Csokas), and/or his second-in-command brother, Oren (Jonny Lee Miller). The most dangerous of the rebels (who call themselves "Monicans") is Aeon Flux (Charlize Theron)."
"The ideas underlying Aeon Fluxs plot are the film's strength, and the filmmakers deserve some credit for doing more than paying lip service to them. Director Karyn Kusama (Girlfight) has a sense of visual flair. Many aspects of Aeon Fluxs look could have been derivative, but are not."
"Based on the animated MTV series, Aeon Flux has several entertaining action sequences, like one in which Theron, crawling like a spider, dodges metal blades that pop out of the grass."
"There's no way to say it but to come right out with it: "Aeon Flux" is a good movie. Actually, it's a really good movie."
"This movie makes sense of "Aeon Flux's" senselessness in a way that makes it more fun, not less. Befitting a movie that is based on being that sort of "Bladerunner"-"Matrix" sort of smart, near-future sheen, "Aeon Flux" is full of provocative ideas and wild technology."
"Charlize Theron — Æon Flux"
"Marton Csokas — Trevor Goodchild"
"Jonny Lee Miller — Oren Goodchild"
"Sophie Okonedo — Sithandra"
"Pete Postlethwaite — Keeper"
"Frances McDormand — Handler"
"Amelia Warner — Una Flux"
"Caroline Chikezie — Freya"
"Nikolai Kinski — Claudius"
"Paterson Joseph — Giroux"
"Yangzom Brauen — Inari"
"Ralph Herforth — Gardenar"
"Scooby-Dooby-Doo!"
"[repeated line] Raggy!"
"Scrappy, down! Sit! Bad Scrappy! [Scrappy roars in his face]"
"Me? Don't you mean Melvin Doo?"
"Scooby-Doo, where are you?"
"[to Daphne] Like, Scoob and me don't do castles. Because castles have paintings with eyes that watch you, Suits of Armor you think's a statue, but there's a guy inside who follows you every time you turn around. [Scooby shows Daphne what Shaggy actually means]"
"Like, dude. [Scrappy: What?!] You're a bad puppy! [moves the pincer to rip the Daemon Ritus from Scrappy's chest to free the rest of the protoplasms]"
"Correction. The new, improved Scrappy! Because I, Scrappy-Dappy-Doo, have absorbed enough energy to rule the world with my all-powerful army! And I brought you here, puny and pathetic Mystery Inc, to witness my moment of triumph! All I need to complete my transformation is… Scooby-Doo!"
"Seize them!"
"[to Scooby] Gotcha! You look so much bigger on TV!"
"Let's finish this puppy! Now!"
"[to Scooby after turning back to normal] Come on, I can still take you! Put 'em up you mangy mutt! I'll… [Scooby rolls his eyes and punches Scrappy into a wall] Aah! Is that all you got?! [Scooby shrugs at the viewers]"
"Oh, get over it! So I got a little cranky!"
"[last words] I would've gotten away with it too, if not for you meddling sons of… [the police angrily slams the helicopter door shut just as he narrowly swears as Daphne gasps in shock]"
"He lives and he is unleashed"
"Throughout The Ages, One Hero Has Cowered Above The Rest."
"The New Doo 2002"
"Be Afraid. Be Kind of Afraid."
"Doo Happens June 14"
"A Hero Will Rise. On Four Legs."
"Where Are You?"
"The Gang's All Here"
"Get a Clue."
"The Ghouls Are Revolting."
"Neil Fanning — Voice of Scooby-Doo"
"Freddie Prinze Jr. — Fred Jones"
"Sarah Michelle Gellar — Daphne Blake"
"Matthew Lillard — Shaggy Rogers"
"Linda Cardellini — Velma Dinkley"
"Rowan Atkinson — Mr. Mondavarious"
"Isla Fisher — Mary Jane"
"Miguel A. Nunez Jr. — Voodoo Maestro"
"Scott Innes — Voice of Scrappy-Doo"
"Jean-Paul Manoux — Voice of Scrappy Rex"
"Creatures Vocals by Jess Harnell and Frank Welker"
"Technically, G.I. Joe does not exist, but if it did, it'd be comprised of the top men and women from the best military units in the world. The alpha dogs. When all else fails, we don't."
"Knowing is half the battle."
"Deploy the SHARCs!"
"(about the Baroness) She's gonna come after you. You know that, right? And with her Intel and toys, she'll find you."
"Okay, that was crazy. I didn't expect that."
"Try this on for size, boys."
"Would you look at that? Real American heroes."
"(about Scarlett) That redhead is really starting to piss me off!"
"For nearly 4 centuries, my ancestors have been the greatest creators of weaponry in the world. But perhaps in this century, I'll outdo them all. Nanomites, perfect little soldiers. Originally developed to isolate and kill cancer cells, but at MARS Industries, and with the help of a little NATO funding, we discovered how to program them to do almost anything. For example, eat metal. Watch this test of the world's first nanomite warhead. Each of these warheads contains seven million nanomites and has the ability to eat anything from a single tank, to an entire city. As you can see, it quickly converts to eating any and all material in its path. Once unleashed, the nanomites will not stop, ever. Once the target has been destroyed, the launcher triggers a kill switch, unique to each warhead, that short circuits the nanomites, preventing any unwanted destruction. Gentlemen, I'm pleased to announce that tomorrow morning, your first order of nanotech warheads ships from my factory in Kyrgyzstan."
"(to the Doctor) I appreciate your thirst for knowledge, but this world is messy enough. What it needs is unification, leadership. It has to be taken out of chaos by someone with complete control. (looks at the missile tubes) Beijing, Moscow, Washington. When these missiles detonate, the world will turn to the most powerful man on the planet. When I'm finished, the money will take care of itself. You'll be able to do all the research you want."
"Take the warheads to the missiles. I want them ready to launch in one hour."
"(about the Neo-Vipers) They feel no fear. Cortical nerve clusters show complete inactivity. They feel no pain. Concepts of morality are disengaged. They feel no regrets, no remorse. The nanomites join together as a fighting mechanism, first blocking, then expelling the cobra's venom"
"If we sold one warhead on the black market, I could continue my research."
"The time has come for the Cobra to rise up and reveal himself. [dons a new mask] You will call me... Commander!"
"Dennis Quaid - General Hawk"
"Joseph Gordon-Levitt - The Doctor/Rex Lewis/Cobra Commander"
"Christopher Eccleston - James McCullen/Destro"
"Channing Tatum - Captain Duke Hauser"
"Marlon Wayans - Ripcord"
"Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje - Heavy Duty"
"Arnold Vosloo - Zartan"
"Kevin J. O'Connor - Doctor Mindbender"
"Sienna Miller - Anastasia 'Ana' DeCobray/Baroness"
"Rachel Nichols - Shana 'Scarlett' O'Hara"
"Saïd Taghmaoui - Breaker"
"Byung-hun Lee - Storm Shadow"
"Ray Park - Snake Eyes"
"Courtney A. Kreiger - Cover Girl"
"Jonathan Pryce - U.S. President"
"Grégory Fitoussi - Baron de Cobray"
"Peter Breitmayer - Dr. Hundtkinder"
"Gerald Okamura - Hard Master"
"Brendan Fraser - Sergeant Stone"
"Evil never looked so good"
"When all ease fails, they don't"
"[After Lyle causes N'Dugo to fall off rope bridge into gorge] Don't worry. Nobody dies in this story, they just get really big boo-boos. [Scene cuts to camp with N'Dugo, bandaged, glaring at Lyle] What did I tell you?"
"[Repeated line] George just lucky, I guess."
"[Swinging a lion over his head while protecting Ursula] George not even trying hard."
"[Looks down the unconscious Ursula's blouse] Something funny about this fella."
"Here comes Shep."
"It dancin' time."
"Sometime George smash into tree. And sometime... [George screams and falls out of treehouse] Sometime George fall out of treehouse. But not feel stupid. No people here to look stupid for. Just George."
"[About to swing and save a man] To swing or not to swing? [Man screams for help]] Swing."
"[Arrives in Africa in a crate] Next time George get bigger box."
"[Ursula swings on a vine, knocking Max over, then slams into a tree] George good teacher!"
"This biggest swing in jungle history. Will hurt very much...but George have to do it. [Whimpers]"
"[After crashing into a tree at a breakneck speed] George not feel so good."
"[Practicing his made-up story about Ursula getting captured by the White Ape] It was horrible. An almost 400-pound white ape man. The White Ape has my girlfriend. I held him off as long as I could. There's blood everywhere. The White Ape got my girlfriend. He weighs 400-pounds! The White Ape got my girlfriend! The White Ape got...help! Help! Man needs help!"
"[Translating with a Swahili phrasebook] Pardon me, girls. I know you're feeling pretty hey sailor up here about now. But if you would just let me order a bowl of fried clams we can all have smallpox tomorrow morning."
"No hard feelings, Stonebelly. The best man won, that's all. Or, I should say, the guy who brought mercenaries won; that's all."
"Brendan Fraser - George"
"Leslie Mann - Ursula"
"John Cleese - Ape (voice)"
"Thomas Haden Church - Lyle Van De Groot"
"Richard Roundtree - Kwame"
"Greg Cruttwell - Max"
"Abraham Benrubi - Thor"
"John Bennett Perry - Arthur Stanhope"
"Holland Taylor - Beatrice Stanhope"
"Keith Scott - Narrator"
"Michael Chinyamurindi - N'Dugo"
"Watch out (for that tree)!"
"The holiday gift they'll go ape for!"
"Two thumbs up!"
"I will stop them."
"(when he finds Gyatso's skeleton) This is the necklace I made for Gyatso. (he has a flashback that shows him running up to Gyatso and handing him the necklace) NO!!!!"
"Don't give up!"
"I won't let you take him."
"(when a Fire Nation soldier tries to attack Aang) Leave him alone!"
"(after Aang leaves on Appa to the Northern Air Temple) Glad to see your "talk" worked."
"(after Katara Waterbends and freezes him by mistake) Katara!"
"I don't think you've noticed, but we've started a rebellion."
"(after Aang and Katara attacked two Fire Nation soldiers) Okay. Everybody can help us now!"
"(when Sokka inspects Aang and appa and gets trapped under Appa's tail) It's trying to eat me!"
"(waking up Katara who was unconcious) What happened? What happened?"
"It can't be coincidence that when we break him out of the ice, light shoots into the sky, and now the Fire Nation is here with their machines."
"[to Zuko, after Aang has escaped] It was not by chance that for generations people have been searching for him, and now you have found him. Your destinies are tied, Zuko."
"(to Yue) There are reasons each of us are born. We have to find those reasons."
"(to Zuko, who survived his assassination attempt) I killed you."
"(to the Blue Spirit, who unknown to him is Zuko in disguise) Why are you doing this? Who are you?"
"As you know, the Fire Lord has banished his son the prince, and renounced his love of him and will not let him return to the throne unless he finds the Avatar! The Fire Lord believes his son is too soft! And by doing this, he will become strong and become a worthy heir to the throne!"
"Dragon Spirit: The Avatar. Where have you been?"
"Zuko (when Aang's escaping): Don't move! You have nowhere to run!"
"Yue: We have to show them that we believe in our beliefs as much as they believe in theirs."
"Ozai: I am pleased."
"[a monkey is seen in front of Mr. Magoo] Ugliest child I've ever seen!"
"(a spider rests on Waldo's chest) I like your badge!"
"Leslie Nielsen as Mr. Quincy Magoo, Jr."
"Kelly Lynch as Luanne LeSeur/Prunella Pagliachi"
"Ernie Hudson as CIA Agent Gustav Anders"
"Stephen Tobolowsky as FBI Agent Chuck Stupak"
"Nick Chinlund as Bob Morgan"
"Matt Keeslar as Waldo Magoo"
"Jennifer Garner as Stacey Sampanahodrita"
"Miguel Ferrer as Ortega "The Piranha" Peru"
"Malcolm McDowell as Austin Cloquet"
"Greg Burson as Mr. Quincy Magoo (animated form)"
"Let's move! The world ain't saving itself !"
"In the immortal words of Jay-Z: "Whatever deity may guide my life, dear lord don't let me die tonight. But if I shall before I wake, I'd accept my fate.""
"I came here when I was fourteen, with a life expectancy of thirteen. I was bounced around from home to home until this... became my home. Guys would line up outside that door to fight me. They whooped my skinny ass so much I started to enjoy it. Until one winter, I grew eight inches, gained sixty pounds, punched a guy so hard he couldn't move his arm to tap out. Then when the Joes came recruiting to the hood, I'd already beaten down half of it. I became a Joe to serve. In the field. So if we're fighting uphill, we take the hill."
"Damn ninjas."
"[greeting Cobra Commander] Cool mask!"
"Well the good news is no global warming summit next month."
"Why does anyone want to be president? Everybody wants to rule the world."
"On my orders, the covert special forces unit, codenamed Cobra, terminated with extreme prejudice Joe command, facilities, personnel. The GI Joes... are no more."
"You know, they call it a waterboard... but I never get bored!"
"Firefly - good to see we're not running low on crazy."
"DOD says I can't come out of retirement. They didn't say anything about re-enlisting."
"It's not like I don't hear what you're saying. But an impostor president?"
"[sneaking up behind the Joes] I'll take 2 boxes of Thin Mints and a box of Chuckle Lucks."
"Is this where I ask you what you have planned?"
"Hustle up guys. You've got to get that defector and get the hell out of there. No delays."
"Snake Eyes. Last place I thought I'd see you. Warden James. It's a pleasure. I'm a very big fan. I love the black. It's very Johnny Cash."
"Listen to me. I sound like a real estate agent. I'm not here to sell you anything. Except maybe hopelessness."
"Destro... you're out of the band."
"The Cobra revolution has begun."
"Well how come when the general says it, it sounds crazy?"
"[beating Roadblock] I want to see that face. The one where you realize today's the day. It's the face all those pretty little Joes had in the desert when I lit them all up like fireworks!"
"Making more things go boom before 9 am. than most people do all day."
"as Timmy Turner"
"Steven Weber as Hugh J. Magnate, Jr."
"as Animated Cosmo and Mr. Turner"
"as Animated Wanda"
"and as Poof"
"as Mrs. Turner"
"as Jorgen Von Strangle"
"David Lewis as Denzel Crocker"
"Chris Anderson as Chester McBadbat"
"Diego Martinez as Mouse"
"as Maitre D'"
"as the Mayor of Dimmsdale"
"as Hall Monitor"
"as Real Estate Agent"
"as Bulldozer Operator"
"and as Magnate Goons"
"and John Innes as the Fairy Council Members"
"as Asian Waiter"
"David Lewis as Mr. Denzel Crocker"
"as Cosmo and Mr. Turner"
"as Dingle Dave"
"as Christmas Carol"
"Tony Cox as Elmer the Elder Elf"
"as Santa Claus"
"as Jingle Jill"
"as a Christmas caroler, Ginger, Fred, Ed, Ned and Jed"
"Timmy's not too bright."
"You lost the source of all magic in the universe?!"
"Use your new powers responsibly, Turner."
"as Mr. Turner / Cosmo (animated voice)"
"as Mrs. Mulligan"
"as Maid Marian"
"as Dr. Flemmish"
"as Crazy Guy"
"as Wanda (animated voice)"
"as Poof / Timmy (animated voice)"
"as Foop (animated voice)"
"John DiMaggio as Rico"
""Welcome to Deedstown." Hmm. This looks like a quiet place. I hope someone here can help me."
"A ghost? Where? Ah, he must be seeing things."
"I don't see any ghost. Me? I'm no ghost."
"My feet! I am a ghost! NO!!!"
"Did you say "missing", you little runt?"
"I'm in charge here and nobody skips training, especially little snot noses named Carter!"
"Now, about this Caster."
"I HAVE no blood!"
"This better be important."
"I hate guessing!"
"You'd better not be wrong."
"A human teaching haunted techniques? It's unorthodox! It's... it's unheard of! It's... (Snivel: Un-American?) disgusting! Keep your eye on them. I'm on my way."
"Silence! I've been searching for you slackers far too long!"
"Once I grab that brat Capper, it's back to processing for all of you for some radical retraining."
"Make sure you four never darken my tomb again. Hahahahahaha!"
"That's it! You have a overactive imagination, it is time to grow up!"
"Jeremy Foley as Casper"
"Brendon Ryan Barrett as Chris Carson"
"Steve Guttenberg as Tim Carson"
"Lori Loughlin as Sheila Fistergraff"
"Jim Ward as Stretch"
"Jess Harnell as Fatso"
"Bill Farmer as Stinky"
"Michael McKean as Bill Case"
"James Earl Jones as Kibosh"
"Pauly Shore as Snivel"
"Rodney Dangerfield as Mayor Johnny Hunt"
"[to The Great Gazoo] You're here do observe? Well get ready to observe your teeth leaving your head."
"Cranes got trouble, just call Barney Rubble."
"as Wilma Slaghoople"
"as Betty O'Shale"
"as Chip Rockefeller"
"Alan Cumming as / Mick Jagged"
"as Colonel Slaghoople; Korman previously voiced the Great Gazoo in the original television series and the Dictabird in the first film"
"(archive footage, voice) as Puppy Dino; Dino and numerous characters in the original series"
"Rosie O'Donnell as the voice of the Octopus giving Wilma and Betty massages; O'Donnell previously portrayed Betty in the first film"
"as Big Rocko"
"as Little Rocko"
"John Taylor as Keith Rockhard"
"as Joe Rockhead; Keyes reprises his role from the first film"
"as Gazaam / Gazing"
"John Stephenson as the Minister who marries Fred and Wilma / Showroom Announcer; Stephenson previously voiced a number of guest characters in the original series, most notably Mr. Slate and Count Rockula"
"as Parking valet"
"Kristen Stewart as Ring Toss Girl"
"as Dinosaur Confessor; Doughan previously portrayed a waiter in the first film"
"Wolfgang Schaeffer – Lincoln Loud"
"Jahzir Bruno – Clyde McBride"
"Lexi Dibenedetto – Lori Loud"
"Eva Carlton – Leni Loud"
"Sophia Woodward – Luna Loud"
"Catherine Ashmore Bradley – Luan Loud"
"Annaka Fourneret – Lynn "LJ" Loud Jr."
"Aubin Bradley – Lucy Loud"
"Ella Allan – Lola Loud"
"Mia Allan – Lana Loud"
"Lexi Janicek – Lisa Loud"
"August Michael Peterson – Lily Loud"
"Jolie Jenkins – Rita Loud"
"Brian Stepanek – Lynn Loud Sr., voice of Todd"
"Martín Fajardo – Xander Coddington"
"Gavin Maddox Bergman – Liam Hunnicutt"
"Trinity Jo-Li Bliss – Stella Zhau"
"Mateo Castel – Zach Gurdle"
"Nolan Maddox – Rusty Spokes"
"Kevin Chamberlin – Phillip "Flip" Fillipini"