87 quotes found
"Alright, that's more like it, now you're talking! You can do it, mates! I've never seen such sailors. Not in all my born days, I ain't. Naturals! My God, everyone of you, naturals... [beat; to himself] We're gonna fucking die!"
"[after losing his glass eye] It never did fit anyway. Guess you gotta get 'em custom made."
"Hey! Uh, leg feels a lot better now, boss. I always been a fast healer, you know. 'Course I believe in Jesus, so that helps."
"A diesel loves her oil same as a sailor loves rum."
"[Captain Ron has left Martin at the wheel to pilot the boat alone. His wife comes and stands next to him] Isn't this great? Look at this! Open ocean, uncharted islands... Who knows what's waiting for us out there? Come here. [hugs his wife] Log entry: Day two. The adventure begins! What a thrill it is to be leaving the turmoil of civilization behind us!"
"Kurt Russell — Captain Ron"
"Martin Short — Martin Harvey"
"Mary Kay Place — Katherine Harvey"
"Benjamin Salisbury — Benjamin Harvey"
"Meadow Sisto — Caroline Harvey"
"Sunshine Logroño — General Armando"
"Jorge Luis Ramos — General Armando's Translator"
"J.A. Preston — Magistrate"
"[handing a fireman, Dave, a newspaper clipping] Read this, pal, and weep: "Paradise for pennies...a Garden of Eden, built on a secluded lagoon with its own private dock and speedboat included. Contact Mr. Banks, St. Nicholas.""
"I heard about this guy in Cicero, well he stiffed a loanshark, so a couple of these guys got him, cut off his arm, beat him to death with the arm, and shoved it in a food processor and made a dip out of it. Then they served it to his family at his sister's wedding. And the sister loved it so much, she wanted the recipe. It's a crazy world, isn't it?"
"Last time I smoked that stuff, they found me on top of the Sears Tower trying to build a nest."
"[to Ernest Reed, the owner of Club Paradise, during a storm] Oh, sure! Go start a revolution. It's not gonna look good on your resumé, you know!"
"[yelling at Ernest] Oh Yeah! Rattan's gonna make a nice bulletproof barricade! Why don't you just build yourself a Wicker tank??"
"[to his girlfriend Phillipa Lloyd ("Miss Philadelphia") after being released from jail] Babe, this is the only country in the world where the constitution is written in pencil."
"[creating a new slogan for his club] Club Paradise. Your Hot Spot For Fun With Guns in the Sun."
"I ain't one for these songs! I have my own songs—I'm not doing these songs."
"There's a sickness in this place, and I'm the doctor. It's time to operate!"
"[during a polo game] Sol, the boys are back. Our ship has come in. Now we've gotta deliver."
"Gentlemen, I just spoke to the owner of Club Paradise, and believe me, he is dying to sell."
"Forget this place. You guys are gonna love the Caymans!"
"[after hearing Jack's name] Moniker? What kind of a name is "Moniker"?"
"I will crush Ernest Reed!"
"I will eat his bones!"
"I'd like to thank you and ask that you remain seated, with your seatbelts securely fastened until the aircraft has come to a complete... [buzzer interrupts his announcement] Brake pressure!"
"Robin Williams - Jack Moniker"
"Peter O'Toole - Governor Anthony Croyden Hayes"
"Rick Moranis - Barry Nye"
"Jimmy Cliff - Ernest Reed"
"Twiggy - Phillipa "Philadelphia" Lloyd"
"Adolph Caesar - Prime Minister Solomon Gundy (final film role)"
"Eugene Levy - Barry Steinberg"
"Joanna Cassidy - Terry Hamlin"
"Andrea Martin - Linda White"
"Brian Doyle-Murray - Voit Zerbe"
"Joe Flaherty - Pilot"
"Steven Kampmann - Dr. Randy White"
"Robin Duke - Mary Lou"
"Mary Gross - Jackie"
"Simon Jones - Toby Prooth"
"Louise Bennett - Portia"
"Ansel "Double Barrel" Collins - Flamboyant (Ernest Reed's band)"
"Earl "Chinna" Smith - Flamboyant (Ernest Reed's band)"
"Carey Lowell - Fashion Model"
"We do this... and it's over."
"[to Jared] Last time you made chili and cornbread, you ex-girlfriend was on the island. And then the time before that, you brought home a pregnant, flea-infested, three-legged dog."
"Winners make the rules and losers live by them."
"Temptation is bliss"
"Treasure Has Its Price."
"Hold your breath"
"Paul Walker - Jared Cole"
"Jessica Alba - Samantha "Sam" Nicholson"
"Scott Caan - Bryce Dunn"
"Ashley Scott - Amanda Collins"
"Josh Brolin - Derek Bates"
"James Frain - Reyes"
"Tyson Beckford - Primo"
"Dwayne Adway - Roy"
"Javon Frazer - Danny"
"Have them dig a couple of graves for themselves, in case the experiment fails."
"Two zanies on a zombie hunt!"
"Hee! Hee! What ghoulish glee!"
"They're STALKING WALKING DEAD MEN... and it's a SCREAM!"
"Wally Brown — Jerry Miles"
"Alan Carney — Mike Strager"
"Bela Lugosi — Professor Paul Renault"
"Anne Jeffreys — Jean La Danse"
"Sheldon Leonard — Ace Miller"
"Frank Jenks — Gus"
"Russell Hopton — Benny"
"Joseph Vitale — Joseph"
"Ian Wolfe — Prof. Hopkins"
"Louis Jean Heydt — Douglas Walker"
"Darby Jones — Kalaga — the Zombie"
"Robert Clarke — Wimpy"
"Tom Parsekian – Marty"
"Michael Berz – Kenny"
"Bronson Pinchot – Brad"
"Dan Schneider – Chuck"
"Marcy Walker – Franny"
"Debra Kelly – Liza"
"w:Samm-Art Williams – Bill Martin"
"Frank Gorshin – Mr. Green"