205 quotes found
"Do you ever wonder at what point when you gotta just say "fuck it" man? Like when you gotta stop living up here and start living down here?"
"Who told you I was a "dope rapper?""
"Ward, I think you were a little hard on the Beaver. So was Eddie Haskell, Wally and Ms. Cleaver."
"You ain't the future of shit, bitch. You're just David fuckin' Porter."
"If something needs to happen with this shit, it needs to happen now."
"So what, at least I got a fuckin' job."
"Mom, you gotta stop living your life like this."
"You're a maggot. You can't hack it. Paul's a gay. You're a faggot."
"That "Leave It To Beaver" line almost killed me."
"Man, that's all we ever do man is talk shit. (imitating Sol) We need to get fine bitches and phat rides. (imitating Iz) No what we need to do is put our money in savings bonds. (imitating Future) No what we need to do is get our songs on JLB. Man shut the fuck up! None of us never do shit about nothing. We're still broke as fuck and live at home with our moms!"
"My Motto: Fuck Lotto. I will get the seven digits from your mother for a dollar tomorrow."
"This guy ain't no motherfucking MC. I know everything he is about to say against me. I am white. I am a fucking bum. I do live in a trailer with my mom. My boy Future is an Uncle Tom. I do have a dumb friend named Cheddar Bob who shoots his self in his leg with his own gun. I did get jumped by all six of you chumps. And Wink did fuck my girl. I'm still standing here screaming "Fuck the free world!" Don't ever try to judge me dude. You don't know what the fuck I've been through, but I know something about you! You went to Cranbrook. That's a private school! Whats the matter, dawg? You embarrassed? This guy is a gangster? His real name's Clarence."
"Fuck the beat,I'll go acapella"
"I'm a piece of fucking white trash,I say it proudly"
"Fuck this battle. I don't wanna win, I'm outtie"
"Here tell these people something they don't know about me. (tosses microphone)"
"DJ! Spin that shit!"
"You know what, do what the fuck you wanna do, 'cause I don't give a shit any more."
"Free comes with a dick up your ass."
"Rip it baby, rip it!"
"Fuck Cheddar Bob!"
"Fuck the free world!"
"Wink said you lived in a trailer park. We didn't believe him so we had to see for ourselves."
"[After giving Jimmy a beatdown in retaliation for attacking Wink. A member holds out a gun, cocks it and points at Jimmy sitting down] You know, I could end your shit right now."
"Every Moment is a Chance to Turn it Around"
"Go back to where it all started."
"Find Your Voice"
"Every moment is another chance"
"Lose Yourself In the Music"
"If the streets had a voice, this would be the story they'd tell."
"Look, if you had one chance, one opportunity, to seize everything you ever wanted? One moment. Would you capture it? Or just let it slip?"
"Eminem- Jimmy Smith Jr"
"Mekhi Phifer- Future"
"Brittany Murphy - Alex"
"Kim Basinger - Stephanie Smith"
"[singing] And I am telling you I'm not going You're the best man I'll ever know There's no way I could ever go no, no, there's no way No, no, no, no way I'm living without you I'm stayin', I'm stayin' And you, and you...you're gonna love me."
"That's right Curtis. You stopped me once, but you'll never stop me again. [sings] 'Cause this time, Effie White's gonna win!"
"Deena, you know why I chose you to sing lead? Because your voice... has no personality. No depth. Except for what I put in there."
"[singing] And Lorrell loves Jimmy Lorrell loves Jimmy Lorrell loves Jimmy, it's true But Lorrell and Jimmy are through"
"[singing] Ev'ry man has his own special dream And that dream is just about to come true Life's not as bad as it may seem If you open your eyes towards in front of you."
"[singing] We're your Dreamgirls, boy, we'll make you happy... Yeah! We're your Dreamgirls, boy, we'll always care We're your Dreamgirls, Dreamgirls will never leave you... No, no! And all you got to do is dream Baby, we'll be there."
"Hey, I got soul! You can't kill a man with soul!"
"I can't do it no more. I can't sing no more sad songs."
"Jimmy want a rib, Jimmy want a steak, Jimmy want a piece of your chocolate cake!"
"[Referring to a club in Florida where Curtis has booked the Dreamettes] That place is so white they will not even hire us to wash dishes!"
"Effie, it is time for you to perform. For the past four months I have been your food, your rent, your support network."
"Fame comes and goes, starts rise and fall, but dreams live forever."
"All you have to do is dream."
"One dream will change everything."
"Jennifer Hudson - Effie White"
"Jamie Foxx - Curtis Taylor, Jr."
"Beyonce Knowles - Deena Jones"
"Eddie Murphy || James "Thunder" Early"
"Danny Glover - Marty Madison"
"Anika Noni Rose - Lorrell Robinson"
"Keith Robinson - Clarence Conrad (C.C.) White"
"Dianna Agron - Jackie Morris"
"Hinton Battle - Wayne"
"Sharon Leal - Michelle Morris"
"Yvette Cason - May"
"Loretta Devine - Jazz Singer"
"Dawnn Lewis - Melba Early"
"John Lithgow - Jerry Harris"
"John Krasinski - Sam Walsh"
"Jaleel White - Talent Booker at the Detroit Theatre talent show"
"Cleo King - Janice"
"Robert Cicchini - Nicky Cassaro"
"Yvette Nicole Brown - Curtis' Secretary"
"You gotta lose your mind at Detroit Rock City!"
"Rock and roll all night. Party every day."
"They came. They saw. They rocked."
"Kiss The Rules Goodbye."
"Disco Sucks!"
"In October 1978, 4 high school students disappeared outside Detroit, Michigan. 20 years later, their footage was found."
"Edward Furlong - Hawk"
"Sam Huntington - Jeremiah "Jam" Bruce"
"Giuseppe Andrews - Lex"
"James DeBello - Trip Verudie"
"Lin Shaye - Mrs. Bruce"
"Melanie Lynskey - Beth Bumsteen"
"Natasha Lyonne - Christine"
"Emmanuelle Chriqui - Barbara"
"Shannon Tweed - Amanda Finch"
"Nick Scotti - Kenny"
"David Quane - Bobby"
"Joe Flaherty - Father Phillip McNulty"
"Cody Jones as Little Kid"
"Matthew G. Taylor - Chongo"
"Robert Smith - Simple Simon"
"Ron Jeremy - 0 Strip Club MC"
"Members of Kiss:"
"[repeated line] This can't be good for you."
"Mel Gibson as Rick Jarmin"
"Goldie Hawn as Marianne Graves"
"David Carradine as Eugene Sorenson"
"Bill Duke as Albert Diggs"
"Stephen Tobolowsky as Joe Weyburn"
"Joan Severance as Rachel Varney"
"Jeff Corey as Lou Baird"
"This is the cleanest and nicest police car I've ever been in in my life. This thing's nicer than my apartment."
"[Foley hands the keys to his beat-up car to a valet] Can you put this in a good spot for me? 'Cause all this shit happened last time I parked here."
"Don't you think I realize what's going on here, miss? Who do you think I am, huh? Don't you think I know that if I was some hotshot from out of town that pulled inside here and you guys made a reservation mistake, I'd be the first one to get a room and I'd be upstairs relaxing right now. But I'm not some hotshot from out of town, [shouting] I'm a small reporter from "Rolling Stone" magazine that's in town to do an exclusive interview with Michael Jackson that's gonna be picked up by every major magazine in the country. I was gonna call the article "Michael Jackson Is Sitting On Top of the World," but now I think I might as well just call it "Michael Jackson Can Sit On Top of the World Just As Long As He Doesn't Sit in the Beverly Palm Hotel 'CAUSE THERE'S NO NIGGERS ALLOWED IN THERE!""
"[in a strip club] Billy, you know, you don't have to be embarrassed if your dick gets hard. Your dick is supposed to get hard. See? That's the whole object of this. Taggart's dick is hard, but he won't let you know 'cause he's the boss. Boss' dick got to stay limp, right? See, I ain't on duty so my dick can be hard."
"Tell Victor that Ramon - -the fella he met about a week ago? - -tell him that Ramon went to the clinic today, and I found out that I have, um, herpes simplex 10, and I think Victor should go check himself out with his physician to make sure everything is fine before things start falling off on the man."
"The Heat Is On!"
"He's been chased, thrown through a window, and arrested. Eddie Murphy is a Detroit cop on vacation in Beverly Hills."
"Eddie Murphy - Axel Foley"
"Judge Reinhold - Detective Billy Rosewood"
"John Ashton - Sergeant John Taggart"
"Lisa Eilbacher - Jenny Summers"
"Ronny Cox - Lieutenant Andrew Bogomil"
"Steven Berkoff - Victor Maitland"
"James Russo - Mikey Tandino"
"Jonathan Banks - Zack"
"Stephen Elliott - Chief Hubbard"
"Gil Hill - Inspector Douglas Todd"
"Art Kimbro - Detective Foster"
"Joel Bailey - Detective McCabe"
"Bronson Pinchot - Serge"
"Paul Reiser - Jeffrey"
"And when I take over your muthafuckin' job, know what I'm gonna do baby? Gonna get on my private jet and wing up to Palm Springs. Hang out with Eddie Knuckles, and hit a few golfballs with President Ford and Nixon and them muthafuckas."
"[just before the union break-in] Maybe we should've robbed a liquor store like everybody else."
"Man, flick my Bic!"
"Credit's the only thing you can get free from the company. Got a house, fridge, dishwasher, washer-dryer, TV, stereo, motorcycle, car..."buy this shit, buy that shit." All you got's a buncha shit."
"The company builds cars and destroys men"
"Whatever became of the "American Dream"?"
"Richard Pryor - Zeke Brown"
"Harvey Keitel - Jerry Bartowski"
"Yaphet Kotto - Smokey James"
"Ed Begley Jr. - Bobby Joe"
"Harry Bellaver - Eddie Johnson"
"George Memmoli - Jenkins"
"Lucy Saroyan - Arlene Bartowski"
"Lane Smith - Clarence Hill"
"Cliff De Young - John Burrows"
"Borah Silver as Dogshit Miller"
"Chip Fields - Caroline Brown"
"Harry Northrup as Hank"
"Leonard Gaines - Mr. Bird, IRS Man"
"Milton Selzer - Sumabitch"
"Sammy Warren as Barney"
"Jimmy Martinez - Charlie T. Hernandez"
"You didn’t hear about the Winnipeg trade? I’m the new man up in this bitch."
"You made an assumption based on [indicates his skin color] this that I did not like hockey."
"What are you staring at? What is this, a union job? Well, we don't give OSHA breaks here. Move, bitch!"
"Seriously, this is your squad car? You know, part of me rather get locked up for resisting arrest than get put in this little Fisher Price motherfucker y'all are rolling around in. Y'all are the LEGO cops."
"[picking up on Bobby and his daughter's relationship] Have you two had intercourse?"
"The point that I'm trying to make, is that when I do something like try to teach you how to get out of handcuffs, that's the same as another parent when they take their kid to the ballgame or giving their kids a slinky, you know?"
"You're my only child, right? And I've only been a father as long as you've been a daughter. We're making this up as we go along, we both are."
"I do some of my best work when I'm suspended."
"Bobby, I'm from Detroit; for me, this is like going to Buffalo Wild Wings. [seconds later] This is nothing like Buffalo Wild Wings."
"[after tricking Grant into thinking he escaped through the air-vents] You watch too many movies."
"I think you're being a touch negative, because, see, men are trying to kill us, Bobby, and you're a helicopter pilot. And I'm pretty sure that's a fucking helicopter. Shall we?"
"[on Bobby flying a helicopter] This shit's supposed to be like riding a bike!"
"I will shoot you in your face if you don’t fly this helicopter! I will shoot you then Imma shoot myself because I ain’t dying in no helicopter crash!"
"I can see you have layers. Like an onion."
"Look, Mr. Foley, I appreciate you’ve been doing this a long time. But the world has changed a bit. You can’t just sit across the desk from another male and say something to threaten my manhood and think I’m just going to get so flustered with insecurity I forget what we were talking about. Bet that’s worked a lot for you in the past, but it’s not gonna work with me."
"[to Axel] You have a hard time admitting you need help."
"I guess you don't wanna solve this one, huh, Chief? You just wanna manage it."
"I mean, I'm fine, but I think it's healthy to be a little bit nervous walking into a bar full of guns."
"Well, used to be you could get around a warrant with a little creative writing, but in the current climate? We have to be so careful about everything we say, everything we do -- it helps to have somebody outside the official chain of command."
"Asshole almost broke my fibula, and I thought I was never gonna walk again. You know what I got for that? A pat on the back and a ribbon. A fuckin' ribbon."
"I can't even afford to live in the city I got shot in. How is that for justice?"
"What the fuck are these guys doing?! [over loudspeaker] Pull over! I mean, land!"
"Oh, I don't need luck, babycakes. See, I control the narrative. Enriques, Copeland, Rosewood, Foley. There's only one loose end! And that's you. Now, when people hear that your dad was killed by the Cartel, that's gonna be so easy to believe because they're gonna say "Hey, Axel Foley? Shit, I can't believe he lasted this long! But his squeaky clean daughter, Jane Saunders? What do you think happened? Maybe she was speeding down Mulholland, racing to get to the police station to find out what happened to Pops, and she took a turn just a little too fast and went sailing right off a cliff..." with no tow truck cable to catch her this time, huh?"
"Axel Foley, you are a true son of a bitch, aren'tcha? And I mean that as the highest of compliments."
"[Sam: Check my record. I'm not in the game.] Murder weapon in your lap? Trunk full of cocaine? You're in the game, Sam."
"[regarding Axel] He's not my dad. I mean, he's-- He's my dad, he hasn't been a dad."
"Go back to Detroit. We'll talk in another five years? And just so you know, if you had went to therapy: "The parent is always the parent. The child is always the child". We didn't mess this up, you messed this up. Goodbye."
"I'm your daughter. The only thing you ever fought for is your job."
"You know what my biggest issue was with my father? His maniacal focus drove me insane. He was relentless. Ironically, that's your biggest issue right now. Good luck, asshole."
"John Taggart: Detective, your extremely high-profile homicide turned out to be a self-solver. So if I were you, I would count my blessings and stop trying to be so fucking interesting, got it?"
"Billy Rosewood: You can never have too much firepower."
"Axel Foley is back."
"Joseph Gordon-Levitt - Detective Bobby Abbott"
"Kevin Bacon - Captain Cade Grant"
"Taylour Paige - Jane Saunders"
"Judge Reinhold - Billy Rosewood"
"John Ashton - John Taggart"
"Paul Reiser - Deputy Chief Jeffrey Friedman"
"Mark Pellegrino - Beck"
"Luis Guzmán as Chalino Valdemoro"
"[to AJ] You cannot get it upset."
"[to skeptical cops] Look, I'm not a Crackhead! I'm someone who's escaped being captured! What do you want me to say?"
"[leaving a drunken message] Hi, Megan. This is AJ. Uh... I'm guessing you probably don't wanna talk to me, but I, um... I just wanna say I'm really, really sorry if I did anything that night that might've like... Offended you or... 'Cause you know, people can have different versions of the same thing. And... I'm actually not even mad at you about it. And I hope you're not mad at me 'cause I really... I really am sorry. And if you call me back, I'll apologize to you again. So... Please call me back, and I'll apologize to you again. Okay."
"[to Frank, after watching him do something horrific on a video tape] What is wrong with you? The fuck is wrong with you? Hey! Hey, I'm talking to you, you fuck! [Frank pulls a gun out of his drawer] Hey, hey, hey, whoa. [Frank points the gun at his own head] No, no, no, wait! [Bang!]"
"[to Tess] I can get away, but you're gonna have to slow her down. [to The Mother] Hey, come get your baby! [throws Tess off the side of the water tower. The Mother dives off the water tower after Tess, and lands underneath her on the ground]"
"Andre: You make a Copy of a Copy of a Copy, you get that."
"Georgina Campbell - Tess"
"Bill Skarsgård - Keith"
"Justin Long - AJ"
"Matthew Patrick Davis - "The Mother""
"Richard Brake - Frank"
"Kurt Braunohler - Doug"
"Jaymes Butler - Andre"
"Sophie Sörensen - Bonnie"
"J.R. Esposito - Jeff"
"Kate Nichols - Catherine"
"Brooke Dillman - AJ's mother"
"Will Greenberg - Robert"
"Zach Cregger - Everett (unseen cameo)"
"Kate Bosworth - Melissa (voice cameo)"
"Sara Paxton - nursing video narration / assistant / Megan (voice cameo)"