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"Fellow Earth Federation citizens! I appeal to you all. Zeon is exhausted! It is low on troops! Low on ships, weapons, and even ammunition! Why then should we surrender? Dear fellow citizens, our true enemy is no longer Zeon but our own weak leaders. Hiding behind some notion of "absolute democracy", they are reduced to absolute indecision. Why should we the survivors of this horrible war, entrust them with the power to make decisions for us!?"
"Many of your fathers and brothers have perished valiantly in the face of a contemptible enemy. We must never forget what the Federation has done to our people! These brave men have shown us these virtues through their own valiant sacrifice. By focusing our anger and sorrow, we are finally in a position where victory is within our grasp, and once again, our most cherished nation will flourish. Victory is the greatest tribute we can pay those who sacrifice their lives for us! Rise, our people, Rise! Take your sorrow, and turn it into anger! Zeon thirsts for the strength of its people! SIEG ZEON!"
"There is no other way for mankind to last forever, except by living under the direct control of "we", "the chosen, superior race of Zeon". If this war drags on, it will pose a serious threat to all of mankind. We must teach those slow-witted people of the Earth Federation a lesson they will always remember. Now is the time for mankind to stand up for the future! HAIL ZEON!"
"When making Gundam Reconguista in G, I interacted with fans for the first time in a long while, and I realised that without a doubt, there is such a thing as “present fans,” and that different people look at it in a different way. Did you know that most of the early fans of Mobile Suit Gundam, the very first in the series, were girls?"
"Those who grew up in the 1960s have at least a minimal understanding of the memories retained by Japanese people about the war that happened 20 years ago. Besides that, I was able to observe what could be called military history. Those were my basic resources."
"I could dance with you till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows till you came home."
"Don't look now, but there's one man too many in this room, and I think it's you."
"[locked in a closet] Hey let me out! Let me out of here, or throw me a magazine!"
"I'll see my lawyer about this as soon as he graduates from law school."
"Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot. But don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot."
"[on a telephone] Get me headquarters. Not hindquarters, headquarters!"
"Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did."
"War Is Swell ...when the Marx Brothers are in it. They'll be out of the trenches by Christmas...if the food doesn't improve."
"Gags the whole town will be telling! Songs that will burst your bathroom walls! BOY HOW THEY HAND IT OUT!"
"A wild crazy nightmare of fun!"
"Laughing Soup...concocted, brewed and dished up by the Mad Marxes...Groucho, Harpo, Chico and Zeppo."
"The fanciest dish of screams—howls—beauty and music ever concocted."
"Bring Your Straight Jackets. You'll Roll In the Aisles."
"Groucho Marx - Rufus T. Firefly"
"Harpo Marx - Pinky (pink wig appeared blonde in black-and-white film)"
"Chico Marx - Chicolini"
"Zeppo Marx - Lt. Bob Roland"
"Margaret Dumont - Mrs. Gloria Teasdale"
"Raquel Torres - Vera Marcal"
"Louis Calhern - Ambassador Trentino of Sylvania"
"Edmund Breese - Zander"
"Leonid Kinskey - Sylvanian Agitator"
"Charles Middleton - Prosecutor"
"Edgar Kennedy - Lemonade Vendor"
"Oh, behave!"
"Groovy, baby!"
"Yeah, baby, yeah!"
"[at the Electric Psychedelic Pussycat Swingers' Club] It's my happening, baby, and it freaks me out!"
"My God, Vanessa's got a fabulous body. I bet she shags like a minx. How do I tell her that, because of the unfreezing process, I have no inner-monologue? [beat] I hope I didn't say that out loud just now."
"Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later?"
"Pardon me for being rude."
"Jimi Hendrix: Deceased, drugs. Janis Joplin: Deceased, alcohol. Mama Cass: Deceased, ham sandwich."
"[after getting hit in the head by Random Task's shoe] That really hurt! I'm gonna have a lump there, you idiot. Who throws his shoe? Honestly. You fight like a woman."
"[first lines; face not shown] Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my underground lair. I have gathered here before me the world's deadliest assassins. And yet, each of you has failed to kill Austin Powers. That makes me angry. And when Dr. Evil gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, people DIE!! [ejecting most of the henchmen, minus Number 2, Frau Farbassina, and Mustafa] Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots?! [ejecting again, minus the three same] Mustafa, Frau Farbissina, I spared your lives because I need you to help me rid the world of Britain's top secret agent, the only man who can stop me now. We must kill Austin Powers!"
"Throw me a frickin' bone here!"
"There's nothing more pathetic than an aging hipster."
"Gentlemen, it's come to my attention that a breakaway Russian republic, Kreplachistan, is about to transfer a nuclear warhead to the United Nations in a few days. Here's the plan. We get the warhead, and we hold the world ransom for...$1,000,000."
"[last lines; in his frozen chamber at the end of the film] I'm gonna get you, Austin Powers! It's frickin' freezing in here, Mr. Bigglesworth."
"If he were any cooler, he'd still be frozen, baby!"
"Frozen in the 60's... thawing spring '97, baby!"
"Debonair. Defiant. Defrosted."
"Mike Myers - Austin Powers/Dr. Evil"
"Elizabeth Hurley - Vanessa Kensington"
"Michael York - Basil Exposition"
"Mimi Rogers - Mrs. Kensington"
"Robert Wagner - Number Two"
"Seth Green - Scott Evil"
"Fabiana Udenio - Alotta Fagina"
"Mindy Sterling - Frau Farbissina"
"Paul Dillon - Patty O'Brien"
"Charles Napier - Commander Gilmour"
"Will Ferrell - Mustafa"
"[After the sun sets on the town, making the windows turn gold] That's enough, Baron! Turn it off. No one's impressed with your cheesy light show, okay?"
"I respect a woman who stands up for herself. Even if she does like to stick her nose in other people's business."
"From now on... you're not allowed to make anymore... [starts falling] fat jokes!"
"[To Baron, about Haru] Alright, alright. I'll watch the little baby."
"What? MOO?!? Are you saying that I'm a fat cow?"
"Whenever someone creates something with all of their heart, then that creation is given a soul."
"(After seeing Haru kidnapped by the cats) Better skip the tea."
"Your majesty, I promise that I will make the young lady smile."
"[After Haru admits she has a crush on the Baron] Just for the record, I admire a woman who speaks from the heart."
"Always believe in yourself. Do this and no matter where you are, you will have nothing to fear."
"If you find yourself troubled by something mysterious or a problem that's hard to solve, there's a place you can go where you always find help. You just need to look for it."
"I am Baron Humbert von Gikkingen, and I have come for Haru."
"How am I suppose to say if it's for the better or the worst, I grew up all ordinary, middle-class countryside home, there was trees and streams near home but being in the middle I never suffered the hardship of the poor, I couldn't grasp the frustration that much, I guess its an advantage. But when I was young I knew what I wanted, only the Navy had jets. Fast jets. They flew very high and very fast. I needed to feel those wings. Had I been a pilot, can I touch the wing? Maybe I would, but they couldn't accept me. My school graduated me but my grades told a different story. I need to achieve the greater heights, but I blew it...and I landed back in the middle - into the middle of the Space Force."
"[During his orbital run] Can anyone hear me? I'm the first man in space. If you look up, well, maybe you'll see it. Or at least please listen. We've left the oceans and climbed above the mountains. I'm flying. We've found the untouched realm of God. You have to look now it's your only chance. Nothing is here yet, not even air or water to ruin. Soon the next man will follow to touch it, and another, and in all the rush we may again destroy it. Maybe our killing comes from the madness of being confined? Please listen! There's no more reason to kill because we don't have any more borders now! Can anyone hear me? If you can hear me, then pray. The humblest of all things, the most noble. Pray for each step you take. Make a path that's safe so those who follow shall never stumble. Dear God, please give us Your mercy. Mercy for we are lost. Forgive the irresponsible, the trivial men who beg You from the dark for the forgiveness of Your light."
"Leo Morimoto/David A. Thomas - Shirotsugh Lhadatt"
"Mitsuki Yayoi/Heidi Lenhart - Riquinni Nonderaiko"
"Aya Murata/Wendee Lee- Manna Nonderaiko"
"Kazuyuki Sogabe/Bryan Cranston - Maty Tohn"
"Minoru Uchida/Steve Bulen - General Khaidenn"
"Sometimes you land on a small fish. You unhook him very carefully. You place him back in the water. You set him free so that somebody else can have the pleasure of catching him."
"Tom Hanks as Viktor Navorski"
"Catherine Zeta-Jones as Amelia Warren"
"Stanley Tucci as Frank Dixon"
"Chi McBride as Joe Mulroy"
"Diego Luna as Enrique Cruz"
"Barry Shabaka Henley as Thurman"
"Kumar Pallana as Gupta Rajan"
"Zoe Saldana as Dolores Torres"
"Eddie Jones as Salchak"
"Jude Ciccolella as Karl Iverson"
"Corey Reynolds as Waylin"
"Guillermo Diaz as Bobby Alima"
"Rini Bell as Nadia"
"Stephen Mendel as First Class Steward"
"Valery Nikolaev as Milodragovich"
"Michael Nouri as Max"
"Benny Golson as himself"
"Scott Adsit as cab driver"
"You think that being a princess is superficial. That it is about what you wear and how you look. Well, it is a little bit about what you look. But more importantly, it is what you have to offer to the world and who you are inside."
"Thank you. Since I've been here I've learned many wonderful things, but most importantly I learned about friendship, loyalty, and trust. And those are things that are not just given but things we must earn. So I want to thank Carter Mason for teaching me these things. And for being my friend."
"Carter, you have to stay out of this. I have a duty to my people and that is something you can never understand. I loved living in Louisiana and I wish my life could be like this everyday. But this is not reality. You think my life as a princess is some fairytale? This here is a fairytale and I cannot hide here anymore. Soon I'll be queen of Costa Luna. My country needs me."
"I will turn the other cheek because that is what princesses do."
"Your father, the king of yogurts, would be very disappointed of you."
"I need a nightgown. Preferably silk. Preferably pink."
"I can't believe you would do this for me."
"You are truly a princess now, Carter Mason. You rightfully deserve this."
"Who are you and where are you taking me?"
"You're becoming a princess on the inside and now you look like one too."
"You deserve better Carter."
"Thank you for helping me today. A princess doesn't know who her true friend is. Today I am sure."
"Wow, it must be nice playing peasant for a day."
"Yeah well I'm not a princess."
"School. You're sixteen you go to school."
"Trust me, I'm not a princess."
"A normal dad would go to a foreign country and bring his daughter back a t-shirt not a person."
"I may be a princess tonight but I'll always be bait girl."
"Girls like Chelsea and Brooke, all they care about is shoes. Like wearing the right clothes make them superior. I just want to do something more important with my life, like my dad."
"No no no no no! I didn't mean it that way. I didn't mean that "I hate you. I hate you." I meant that "I hate you like you're my best friend"."
"Long live Queen Rosie!"
"No, she's gonna be a royal pain."
"You order me? You order me? I order you take a long walk off a short pier."
"You know, you're different from what I thought a princess would be."
"This is perfect."
"You're right. They do need you. They need you to lead them and to protect them. And that's something you can't do from jail which is exactly where you're going if you go back to Costa Luna."
"I can't believe I'm saying this but I'm going to miss you too."
"No way am I letting this happen."
"Let her go. She needs it way more than I do."
"I object. The princesa is too young to be queen. Costa Luna and Costa Estrella are two tiny countries that must unite and stand together against the world. So for the good of both countries I, General Magnus Kane, declare myself..."
"Where are you, my princesa?"
"Well it looks like everyone wants to be a princess. Unfortunately, it is time for the masquerade to end."
"Enough! As the princesa so adequately pointed out this is not your fight."
"Not so hot."
"Royalty meets reality."
"Demi Lovato as Princess Rosalinda Fiore/Rosie Gonzalez"
"Selena Gomez as Carter Mason"
"Tom Verica - Major Joe Mason"
"Sully Diaz - Queen Sophia Fioré"
"Johnny Ray Rodriguez - General Magnus Kane"
"Jamie Chung - Chelsea Barnes"
"Nicholas Braun - Edwin"
"Robert Adamson - Donny"
"Samantha Droke - Brooke"
"Kevin G. Schmidt - Bull"
"Talia Rothenberg - Margaret"
"Molly Hagan - The Director"
"Dale Dickey - Helen Digenerstet"
"Ricardo Alvarez - Mr. Elegante"
"Brian Tester - Principal Bu"
"Look, we've already kicked the shit out of this place. What are we supposed to do, turn our backs on all the entrepreneurial possibilities? Business is a uniquely human response to a moral or cosmic crisis. Whether it's a tsunami or a sustained aerial bombardment, there's the same urgent call for urban renewal."
"This is Donnie Lou's Fever Juice. It is rated at just under a quarter million Scoville units. Now, when I find the demands of life to be challenging, I take a "wee drop." The more challenging, the higher the Scoville units. [fills a tiny teacup with hot sauce] But the trick, you see, that I've taught myself, is to never allow my eyes to tear up. One completely honest thing... if you really knew me, you'd despise me even more than you do."
"Did you know that the word "person" comes from the Latin word "persona" which means mask? So maybe being human means we invite spectators to ponder what lies behind. Each of us would be composed of a variety of masks. And if we can see behind the mask, we would get a burst of clarity, and if that flame was bright enough, that's when we fall in love. What is your opinion on these divine matters?"
"Isn't it a little late to be worrying about international conventions? Is nerve gas any worse than getting your head blown off by a precision-guided laser missile? Frankly, it's a nuance that's lost on me."
"Let's cut the shit, Walken. I like killing people as much as the next guy. But I signed up to kill the bad ones. Health clinics, trade unionists, journalists, agricultural co-ops, Catholic liberation theologians, impoverished Colombian coffee farmers - these are the barbarians, the depraved opponents of civilization? We turned Central America into a fucking graveyard. Whoever momentarily interrupts the accumulation of our wealth, we pulverize. I'm just not feeling good about that anymore, sir."
"Marsha, get me Katie Couric, Al Jezeera and 100 gallons of sheep shit."
"It's going to be hard to torture someone who's mostly dead... but I'm gonna try to enjoy it."
"You ever wonder what the ideology of a Vibrio cholerae bacterium is? Or the belief system of Yersinia pestis, the bacteria that causes Bubonic plague? Well I'll tell ya, Hauser: perpetuation! An infinite succession of generations, immortality on the installment plan. I wish I had that sort of esprit de corps, that bacterial team spirit... talk about legacy, talk about empire..."
"Wonderful opportunities here, Hauser, as long as these towel-heads don't actually look up "freedom" in the dictionary. But to use one of your home-spun colloquialisms: let's cut the shit, shall we? You know what your problem is, Hauser? You're a moralist! That's why you're so much fun to fuck with. War is the improvement of investment climates by other means. Clausewitz For Dummies. The U.S.A. is a subdivision of Tamerlane. Democracy, the War on Terror, the War on Drugs: these are all focus groups, slogans for Tamerlane!"
"John Cusack - Brand Hauser"
"Marisa Tomei - Natalie Hegalhuzen"
"Hilary Duff - Yonica Babyyeah"
"Joan Cusack - Marsha Dillion"
"Ben Kingsley - Walken"
"Dan Aykroyd - The Vice President"
"Montel Williams - Guidestar Voice"
"[to his therapist] I was, uh, I was always very shy when it came to girls. I - I remember when I was a little boy, I - I once stole a pornographic book that was printed in Braille, and I - I used to rub the dirty parts. And I, um, I guess I had a good relationship with my parents. I - I - I - they very rarely h- I think they hit me once, actually, in my whole childhood. They, uh, started beating me on the 23rd of December, 1942 and stopped beating me in the late spring of '44. Um, I don't know, I was a nervous child. I was a bed wetter. When I was younger, I, I, uh, used to sleep with an electric blanket, and I was constantly electrocuting myself."
"You cannot bash in the head of an American citizen without written permission from the State Department."
"Although the United States is, uh, a very rich country and San Marcos is a very poor one, there are a great many things we have to offer your country in return for aid. For instance, there, uh, there are locusts. Uh, we have more locusts than...uh, locusts of all races and creeds. These, these locusts, incidentally, are available at popular prices. And so, by the way, are most of the women of San Marcos...despite the tiny size of our nation, few people realize that we lead the world in hernias. They also fail to realize that before Columbus discovered your country, he stopped in San Marcos and contracted a disease which today can be cured with one shot of penicillin."
"We fell in love. I fell in love - she just stood there."
"Can you believe that? She says I'm not leader enough for her. Who was she looking for, Hitler?"
"Today's top stories: The United States government brings charges against Fielding Mellish as a subversive impostor, New York garbage men are striking for a better class of garbage, and the National Rifle Association declares death a good thing."
"Woody Allen - Fielding Mellish"
"Louise Lasser - Nancy"
"Carlos Montalban - Gen. Emilio M. Vargas"
"David Ortiz - Sanchez"
"Natividad Abascal - Yolanda"
"Dorothi Fox - J. Edgar Hoover"
"Dan Frazer - Priest"
"Howard Cosell - Himself"
"Don Dunphy - Himself"
"Roger Grimsby - Himself"
"A man of evil... with a face that could stop a heart!"
"The Only Picture With the Punishment Poll!"
"During the running of the film,the "Punishment Poll" lets YOU decide the fate of Mr. Sardonicus!"
"YOU decide the fate of Mr. Sardonicus during the "Punishment Poll"! Vote "mercy" or "no mercy" right in your theatre seat!"
"Oskar Homolka — Krull"
"Ronald Lewis — Sir Robert Cargrave"
"Audrey Dalton — Maude Sardonicus"
"Guy Rolfe — Baron Sardonicus"
"Vladimir Sokoloff — Henryk Toleslawski"
"Erika Peters — Elenka"
"Lorna Hanson — Anna"
"Why are you guys so anti-dictators? Imagine if America was a dictatorship. You could let 1% of the people have all the nation's wealth. You could help your rich friends get richer by cutting their taxes. And bailing them out when they gamble and lose. You could ignore the needs of the poor for health care and education. Your media would appear free, but would secretly be controlled by one person and his family. You could wiretap phones. You could torture foreign prisoners. You could have rigged elections. You could lie about why you go to war. You could fill your prisons with one particular racial group, and no one would complain. You could use the media to scare the people into supporting policies that are against their interests."
"$20 a day for the internet? What the fuck! And they accuse me of being an international criminal?"
"Oh it's a girl. I'm so sorry. Where's the trashcan?"
"[to his pregnant wife] Are you having a boy or an abortion?"
"Sacha Baron Cohen — Admiral General/Prime Minister Haffaz Aladeen/Allison Burgers"
"Jason Mantzoukas — "Nuclear" Nadal"
"Anna Faris — Zoey"
"Ben Kingsley — Tamir Aladeen, Aladeen's uncle"
"John C. Reilly (uncredited) — Clayton"
"Edward Norton (uncredited) — himself"
"Megan Fox — herself"