233 quotes found
"Trust me babe, if I say there is caviar in the hills, You bring the crackers"
"Here's the deal, meatball: You let me go, I let you live."
"You're not only one who knows some shit"
"Hey, brother... AMERICAN FOOTBALL!"
"For you, killing your son was like running a over a dog in the street. Just something in your way."
"I'll let fate decide what to do with you. If the police don't get you, the other Chinese families will. Do what you will, Father, but this time, no one will go to prison for you."
"I can't hit a girl."
"People don't get soft in prison."
"Great country. Free cars."
"Look, I don't know how it is in China, but in America, if a girl is kicking your ass you do not have to be a gentleman."
"I'd have to see that."
"Yeah, well dead giveaway. Besides, you drive like crap"
"Do I know you?"
"Right, right. What's your name again? Something starts with an M..."
"So, Ahkbar, tell me, is it true what they say about Hong Kong?"
"You missed me? I'm gonna miss you when my father finds out you're here."
"I can take care of myself."
"Hey Dimsum, You's a real funny man."
"Name's Maurice....Bitch!"
"Trish, I'm gonna find your Aaliyah-looking ass, I know where you work at!"
"Where my drink, man?"
"Some you win;.....and Dim Sum, You Lose..."
"Guns don't kill people. People kill people."
"Like I told your punk ass before: I ain't selling shit."
"Sorry, Romeo, but you gotta die."
"Dang! That's some cold shit!"
"Remove head from sphincter, then drive!"
"I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car, I hate it when you stare. I hate your big, dumb combat boots and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick — It even makes me rhyme. I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh — Even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when you're not around. And the fact that you didn't call. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you — Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all."
"No drinking, no drugs, no kissing, no tattoos, no piercings, no ritualistic animal slaughters of any kind. Oh, God, I'm giving them ideas."
"What is it with this chick? She got beer flavored nipples?"
"It's not everyday you find a girl who'll flash someone to get you out of detention."
"You're asking me out? That's so cute! What's your name again?"
"I happen to like being adored, thank you."
"How do I loathe thee? Let me count the ways."
"I burn, I pine, I perish!"
"Romeo, Oh Romeo, Get Out Of My Face."
"They're spitefully romantic."
"Julia Stiles - Kat Stratford, Walter’s daughter and Bianca’s older sister"
"Heath Ledger - Patrick Verona, Kat’s love interest"
"Joseph Gordon-Levitt - Cameron James, Bianca's love interest"
"Larisa Oleynik - Bianca Stratford, Walter’s daughter and Kat’s younger sister"
"Larry Miller - Dr. Walter Stratford, Kat & Bianca’s father"
"Andrew Keegan - Joey Donner"
"David Krumholtz - Michael Eckman, Cameron’s best friend"
"Susan May Pratt - Mandella, Kat’s best friend and Michael’s love interest"
"Daryl "Chili" Mitchell - Mr. Morgan"
"Allison Janney - Ms. Perky"
"David Leisure - Mr. Chapin"
"Gabrielle Union - Chastity, Bianca’s best friend"
"You know Snook, you talk a lot of shit for someone who never says anything."
"You know what? Derek and I like each other and if you have a problem with that, then screw you."
"We spend more time defending our relationship than actually having one."
"[to her dad] It's not that I hate you, it's just that I miss her."
"You can do it. Sara, you were born to do it."
"Ain't nobody watchin' you but me."
"Let's put some S-E-X in those H-I-Ps!"
"They call him Snooky because Fool was taken."
"Too many little boys thinkin' they are thugs."
"You can't help who you love, Derek, you're not supposed to."
"Julia Stiles - Sara Johnson"
"Sean Patrick Thomas - Derek Reynolds"
"Kerry Washington - Chenille Reynolds"
"Fredro Starr - Malakai"
"Terry Kinney - Roy Johnson"
"Bianca Lawson - Nikki"
"Vince Green - Snookie"
"Garland Whitt - Kenny"
"Elisabeth Oas - Diggy"
"Bewakoof aur chutiye mein dhaage bhar ka farak hota haiga bhaiya. Dhage ke ingay bewakoof aur ungay, chutiya. Aur jo dhaaga kheeche lo, to kaund haiga bewakoof aur kaund hai chutiya, carod rupiye ka prasan hai bhaiya."
"Zara dekhein to sahi dulhe raja ke hain. E-Khain!"
"Tu to bewakoof hai ga? Chutiya to insaan shaadi ke baad hove hai."
"Jo mein juttha to kutte ka jaana. Aur jo main saccha, to teri maa ka khasam, bhenchod."
"Teri aur meri kismat to gadhe ke ling se likhi gayi hay."
"Jo agwai ka kaam kare woh hijra bhaisaab. Agar inki betti (beti) humein juttha bol dey to jindagi bhar jaaban say inki jutiyaan chamkayega Omkara"
"Hamari jaat to khoob pehchani aapne vakeed (vakeel) saab, par apni beti ke dil ki baat nahi jaan sake, kathor."
"Sarat ghoron pe lagaate hain, kathor! Seron pe nahi"
"Khaal udhed ke pinjar dhoop mein sukha doongaa"
"Badi lakdi mat ttha (uttha) Kaptan"
"Kitnay phone todayga Kaptan?"
"Bhaisaab: Jab ghodi ke khoor mein naal tthuke, to mhendki bhi paun tthaa (utthaa) leti hai bhaiyya"
"Indu: Hansi badi mehangi ho rakhi hai duniya mein"
"Vakeel saab: Jo ladki apne baap ko thug sakti hai, woh kisi aur ki sagi kya hogi"
"Kaptaan: Ra pakdiye re, ud gaya sasura.....Ra Khichhloo!! Maari kismat me bhi haram ki kamayi likhi hai haram ki, koni bhai, kyu."
"Hey, catch it...bloody has got wings....Hey Khichhloo!! There's only black money in my fate, only black money, isn't it?"
"Kaptaan: Re Omi Roti Na Kha ke jaga(Jayega), Teri bhabi ne saag bana ke bheja teri Khaatir"
"Hey Omi have lunch, ur sister in law has made some veg stuff for u"
"Kaptaan: Bhai saab kal kaun si meeting mein ja rahe thhe aap bhala... Haan Ghagre mein ghus ke ho rahi thi fund raising"
"Bhaisaab which meeting were you attending yesterday?... Oh yaa you were raising the funds in slut's place"
"Where were you last night Mister? ... Yeah right, raising (political) funds inside a petticoat"
"Kaptaan: Ek tu hi hay bahubali. Terey to, peshaab say bhi chiraag jale hain pooray pardes main"
"You are the true strongman. Heck, your urine lights the lamps around here!"
"(Extended Tagline) Once upon a time in the East . . ."
"Ajay Devgan - Omkara"
"Saif Ali Khan - Langda Tyagi"
"Kareena Kapoor - Dolly Mishra"
"Naseeruddin Shah - Bhaisaab"
"Vivek Oberoi - Kesu Firangi"
"Konkona Sen Sharma - Indu"
"Bipasha Basu - Billo Chamanbahar"
"Deepak Dobriyal - Rajan ’Rajju’ Tiwari"
"So, uh, you play the beautiful game... bros... brothers... brethren?"
"[to Duke] What does you heart tell you? [pause] I mean... which one would you rather see NAKED!?"
"You know how it is. New school, new babe pool."
"I'd tap that."
"[To Monique, breaking up with her] You're hot Monique, smokin' hot. But there are plenty of hot girls out there. And the truth is you have nothing else to offer! And when my eyes are closed, I see you for what you truly are, which is UUUG-LAY!"
"[Quoting Coach] Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them."
"[to Viola (as Sebastian)] Why, why do you always talk about girls in such graphic terms?"
"Dude, come on, you're a guy, what would you do if the hottest girl in school came and asked you on a date?"
"[Seeing Olivia and 'Sebastian' meeting outside his office] What is...? Oh... Getting to know the opposite sex are we? Male female dynamics, all that. Sexual tension... it's all part of the high school experience... Continue, continue, please. But keep it cleaned up. Abstinence is key, abstinence is the best way to not... is to not. Uh- [Pretending to respond to someone in his office] Hm? [Goes back inside his office]"
"[Handing 'Sebastian' his food at lunch] Have a great apple and sandwich! [The next student steps up and begins to ask for something] No."
"[When asked where the Sebastian is] Well, he must be half way to China by now, he showed us his willis & doodleberries."
"I think I played soccer once, or was it chess?"
"[tears up the manual containing the "no girls allowed" policy, before returning it to the referee] What manual? Listen, pal. Here at Illyria, we don't discriminate based on gender!"
"Okay, how come when I wanted to ask Eunice out everyone made fun of me, but then Sebastian likes her and suddenly she's cool? Screw you guys. I hate high school."
"Olivia: [as Viola takes her place at the kissing booth] Beware. The old guy chewing gum... it's not gum."
"Olivia: [When Malcolm, telling her his tarantula is loose, says she should not feed it] Yes, because my first instinct would be to feed the turantula."
"Monique: [in response to Andrew's flirting] Ew, what are you, hitting on me? Let me put a stop to that little brain fart right now. Girls with asses like mine do not talk to boys with faces like yours."
"Paul: Just remember, inside every girl, there's a boy. [pause] That came out wrong, but you know what I mean."
"Justin: [after he blocks a goal] That's right. Didn't score on me last half, won't score on this half! I'm a ninja. Ninja Goalie."
"Amanda Bynes – Viola"
"Channing Tatum – Duke"
"Laura Ramsey – Olivia"
"Alex Breckenridge – Monique"
"Jonathan Sadowski – Paul"
"James Snyder – Malcolm"
"Emily Perkins – Eunice"
"James Kirk – Sebastian"
"Robert Hoffman – Justin"
"Amanda Crew – Kia"
"Jessica Lucas – Yvonne"
"Vinnie Jones – Coach Dinklage"
"David Cross – Principal Horatio Gold"
"Brandon Jay McLaren – Toby"
"Clifton Murray – Andrew"
"Lynda Boyd – Cheryl"
"Robert Torti – Coach Pistonek"
"I'm a connoisseur of roads. I've been tasting roads my whole life. This road will never end. It probably goes all around the world."
"I always know where I am by the way the road looks. Like, I just know that I've been here before, I just know that I've been stuck here like this one fucking time before, you know that? yeah."
"There's not another road anywhere that looks like this road, I mean exactly like this road. It's one kind of place, one of a kind. Like someone's face. Like a fucked-up face."
"This is a nice home. Do you live here?... I don't blame you."
"This chick's living in a new car ad."
"When I left home the maid asked me where I was off to, I said 'Wherever, whatever, have a nice day.'"
"When I turn 21, I don't want any more of this life. My mother and father will be surprised at the incredible change. It will impress them more when such a fuck-up like me turns good than if I had been a good son all along. All my bad behavior I'm going to throw away to pay my debt. I will change when everybody expects it the least."
"I never thought I could make it as a real model, you know fashion-orientated modelling, 'cause I'm better at full body poses. It's alright so long as the photographer doesn't come on to you and expect something for nothing. I'm trying to make a living. I like to have a professional attitude. 'Course if the guy wants to pay me, then hell - yeah. Here I am for him. I'll sell my ass, I do it on the street occasionally for cash. Or I'll be on the cover of a book. It's when you start doing things for free that you start to grow wings. Isn't that right, Mike?"
"Hey Mike, stay here and when you wake up come back into town and I'll be waiting for you. You'll be safer here in this comfy neighbourhood than in a city. I grew up in a neighborhood like this. With my dad. He has more fucking righteous gall than all the property and people he lords over. And those he also created. like me his son, but I almost get sick thinking that I am a son to him. You know you have to be as good as him to keep up, you have to be able to lift as big a weight, you have to be able to throw that weight as far. Or make as much money. Or be as heartless. To hold your ground. My dad doesn't realize I'm just a kid. He thinks I'm a threat."
"When you wake up, wipe the slugs off your face. Be ready for a new day."
"Why, you wouldn't even look at a clock unless hours were lines of coke, dials looked like the signs of gay bars, or time itself was a fair hustler in black leather. There is no reason to know the time. We are timeless."
"Some people take your heart, others take your shoes, and still others take you home."
"It's not where you go, it's how you get there."
"Wherever, whatever, have a nice day."
"River Phoenix - Mike Waters"
"Keanu Reeves - Scott Favor"
"William Richert - Bob Pigeon"
"Flea - Bud"
"Udo Kier - Hans"
"James Russo - Richard Waters"
"Grace Zabriskie - Alena"
"Rodney Harvey - Gary"
"Son-of-a-bitch! What I wouldn't give for a different nightmare."
"It's all here, dog — beauty, magic, inspiration … and serenity. Not to mention silence, amazement, intimacy… enchantment."
"Don't call me boss. … Don't call me boss at all. I don't want to hear any "boss" from you anymore, you understand?"
"Well, isn't this just so perfect. Man in his element, balance, harmony. You know what Lao-Tze said, don't you dog? Nature — and it speaks true — why not man?"
"Show me the magic. Come on, show me the magic."
"What have you got to be nervous about? Aside from the fact that you're nuts?"
"So that was truly, uniquely, disgusting."
"Well, there seems to be some question of authority on your island."
"Kids have no economic base. We're practically hostages."
"I've forgotten what its like to be sad after sex."
"Why don't we grab a bite to eat and I'll tell you my life story."
"You know, the only reason I gave you my key was because I have an incredible fear of… you know… not giving my key to the one person I should give my key to, because they might be the perfect one — that's all."
"Bad. Bad… Phillip is angry."
"Sonovabitch storm coming."
"I was boss before you show up!"
"I show you the olive and the fig and the sweetwater, and now you drowning me because my bonny johnny dance in my pants!"
"You are God, Boss!"
"You not God! Only God, God!"
"Phillip is a moody man. But he is a genius, so all is forgiven."
"If you were a good doctor, you would find something wrong."
"I know that every moment may be my last, so I'm in one big hurry."
"Gangsters are everywhere, business, sports, government — at least with Alonzo its all right out front."
"Now, let us see what that stupid cretin Mr. Meredith Merridew had to say about my Titus Andronicus. [reads] "Mr. Lionheart's rendering of the role can only be described as villainous. Laid between the delicately underplayed performances of Miss Lillywhite as Lavinia and Miss Mole as Tamora, one is irresistibly reminded of a ham sandwich." [pause] My reputation."
"So my performance of Richard III cast such a spell upon the audience that it put this reviewer into a "deep sleep from which he awoke much refreshed and relieved by the knowledge that he had been spared the ordeal of attending to the aging matinee idol's ranting and posturing." Well, we shall see if we cannot spur you to more rapt attention with today's performance. "Dive, thoughts, down to my soul. Here Clarence comes.""
"You begin to resent an actor if you always have to give him bad notices."
"[examining a note on a gift box] "I am sorry to miss the meeting, but my heart is with you. Dickman." [he opens it and it contains Dickman's bloody heart] It's him, all right. Only Lionheart would have the temerity to rewrite Shakespeare!"
"Look, Devlin, when two people have the same motive to murder and one of them is still alive, who would you arrest?"
"At your own risk"
"It's curtains for his critics!"
"Vincent Price has reserved a seat for you in the "theatre of blood.""
"He gave his critics a bloody and violent taste of their own medicine!"
"Vincent Price — Edward Lionheart"
"Diana Rigg — Edwina Lionheart"
"Ian Hendry — Peregrine Devlin"
"Harry Andrews — Trevor Dickman"
"Robert Coote — Oliver Larding"
"Michael Hordern — George Maxwell"
"Robert Morley — Meredith Merridew"
"Coral Browne — Chloe Moon"
"Jack Hawkins — Solomon Psaltery"
"Arthur Lowe — Horace Sprout"
"Dennis Price — Hector Snipe"
"Milo O'Shea — Inspector Boot"
"Eric Sykes — Sgt. Dogge"
"Diana Dors — Maisie Psaltery"
"Joan Hickson — Mrs. Sprout"
"Renée Asherson — Mrs. Maxwell"
"Madeline Smith — Rosemary"
"[to Witch Hazel] Eh, what's up, Zsa Zsa?"
"[last lines] To be, or not to be. That is the question!"
"Mel Blanc as Bugs Bunny / Sam Krubish"
"June Foray as Witch Hazel (uncredited)"
"Cowards! I see it now! You'll slay me and offer my head when you surrender!"
"[glances up from his drink and suddenly pales as he sees the ghost of Miki] There he is again! If you hate me, why not draw your sword? [He charges, swiping again and again with his sword]"
"Admirable, my Lord. You, who would soon rule the world, allow a ghost to frighten you."
"Without ambition, man is not man."
"I did not stain my hands with blood to forward Yoshiteru, Miki's son."
"Listen, even the crow is saying: The throne is yours."
"What warrior would not want to be lord of a mighty castle?"
"[singing] Men are vain and death is long, And pride dies first within the grave, For hair and nails are growing still, When face and fame are gone, Nothing in this world will save, Or measure up man's actions here, Nor in the next - for there is none, This life must end in fear, Only evil may maintain, An afterlife for those who will, Who love this world - who have no son, To whom ambition calls, Even so - this false fame falls, Death will reign - man dies in vain."
"You humans! Never will I comprehend you. You are afraid of your desires - you try to hide them."
"If you choose ambition, lord, then choose it honestly, with cruelty."
"If you would make a mountain of the dead, pile it so it reaches the sky."
"If you would shed blood, then let it run as a river."
"Washizu soldier: A message from Lady Asaji! "If arrows cannot open the gates, then a corpse will.""
"Washizu samurai: I have fought in many battles and have seen blood, yet this stain horrifies me. Because this is the blood of a dog, the blood of a despised traitor. He was a coward too. Cried for mercy after his revolt was over."
"Toshiro Mifune - Taketoki Washizu"
"Isuzu Yamada - Lady Asaji Washizu"
"Takashi Shimura - Noriyasu Odagura"
"Akira Kubo - Yoshiteru Miki"
"Yōichi Tachikawa - Kunimaru Tsuzuki"
"Minoru Chiaki - Yoshiaki Miki"
"Takamaru Sasaki - Lord Kuniharu Tsuzuki"
"Chieko Naniwa - Witch"
"Kokuten Kōdō - First General"