50 quotes found
"Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssmokin!"
"It's party time! P-A-R-T-whY? Because I gotta!"
"[after being flattened onto the road] Look, Ma, I'm roadkill! Ha ha ha!"
"[acting as a balloon salesman to a group of thugs] Step right up here! Don't be shy! Nobody likes a bashful leather head! [Pause] MOVE IT! [the thugs approach him] For my first trick...I'll do something for you, son. [makes a giraffe-shaped balloon] We have a giraffe. [Offers it to a thug] There you go, son. Now get out of here. You bother me. Now...[pulls out what appears to be a used condom] Sorry, wrong pocket. For you, son. Little body English. [makes a poodle-shaped balloon] A French poodle. [Rips it apart before the thug can take it] Sorry, son. The dog was rabid. Had to put her down. And, last but not least, my favorite... [makes a gun-shaped balloon, which transforms into a submachine gun. He aims it at the thugs] A Tommy-gun! [the thugs run away. The Mask shoots at them, laughing manically]"
"This is incredible. With these powers, I could be...A SUPERHERO! I could fight crime, protect the innocent, work for World Peace! But first..."
"[Arriving at Ripley's Auto Finishing] Hold onto your lugnuts — cause it's tiiiiime for an overhaul!!!"
"Hold on, sugar! Daddy's got a sweet tooth tonight!"
"Sssomebody stop me!"
"Uh-oh...can't make the scene if you don't have the green; I better make a little stop."
"[After robbing the bank, to Dorian's henchmen] Sorry, fellas. Waste not, want not."
"Let's rock this joint!"
"[In a French accent] Hello, cheri. We meet again. Is it fate? Is it meant to be? Is it written in the stars that we are destined to fraternize? [normal voice] I'D LIKE TO THINK SO! HA HA HAA!"
"[After being kicked in the groin by Tina; in a high-pitched voice] She is so coy. [normal voice] I LOVE IT!"
"Our love is like a red, red rose... and I am a little thorny."
"Hold me closer, Ed, it's gettin' dark... [coughs] Tell Auntie Em to let Old Yeller out... [coughs]...tell Tiny Tim I won't be coming home this Christmas... [coughs]...tell Scarlett I do give a damn! [coughs on thug, a fart is heard] Pardon me... [he mock-dies, an audience appears and gives the Mask a standing ovation while the Mask is handed an Oscar award] Thank you! You love me! You really love me!"
"Did you miss me? I GUESS NOT!"
"Now you have to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" WELL, DO YA... PUNKS?!"
"THAT'S A SPICY MEATBALL!!!"
"This guy's incorrigible."
"You were good, kid, real good. But as long as I'm around, you'll always be second-best, see?"
"Thank ya very much!"
"Ice this deadbeat!"
"50 grand. 50 grand to the man who finds that green-faced son of a bitch before the cops do. I want you to get the word out to every street hustler, to every lowlife in this town. I want him in here tomorrow, alive. You still here? Come on, let's go!"
"I'm just an ex-employee, who's come for his back pay. Or should I say, PAYBACK!"
"Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be your host for the remainder of the evening."
"Do you know how hard it is to find a decent man in this town ? Most of them think monogamy is some kind of wood!"
"I'm sorry, Stanley. You really are a great guy, I just can't afford to lose my condo. You know how hard it is to afford an apartment in this city."
"[sees Tina enter; to Stanley] Hold the phone. Killer at ten o'clock."
"Officers, arrest those men! ...I always wanted to say that."
"From zero to hero."
"Splendiiiiide!"
"Jim Carrey as Stanley Ipkiss / The Mask"
"Peter Riegert as Lt. Mitch Kellaway"
"Peter Greene as Dorian Tyrell"
"Amy Yasbeck as Peggy Brandt"
"Richard Jeni as Charlie Schumaker"
"Orestes Matacena as Niko"
"Cameron Diaz as Tina Carlyle"
"Jim Doughan as Detective Doyle"
"Jeremy Roberts as Bobby the Bouncer"
"Ben Stein as Dr. Arthur Neuman"
"Ivory Ocean as Mitchell Tilton"
"Reginald E. Cathey as Freeze"
"William Daniel Mielcarek as Doc"
"Denis Forest as Sweety Eddy"
"Eamonn Roche as Mr. Dickey"
"Nancy Fish as Mrs. Peenman"
"Nils Allen Stewart as Orlando"
"Blake Clark as Murray"
"Garret T. Sato as One of Tyrell's thugs"