107 quotes found
"You are surrounded by beauty, by intrigue, by danger, what more can a man want?"
"Athos. If we fail in this attempt... and we probably will... I'll be honored to die beside you."
"This is not for me, Athos. This is for everything we once were, and might be again!"
"It's judgement day."
"This secrecy is regrettable but necessary."
"We will replace the king."
"I am the general of the Order of the Jesuits."
"I need you. All for one, one for all."
"But now Louis was King. He was afraid to kill you. His whole claim of power rested on the sancitity of Royal blood. So, instead, he devised a way to keep you forever hidden. For my country... for my king... I bought peace... with your life... and my soul."
"Well I'm a genius, not a engineer."
"I wear the mask; it does not wear me."
"However I have wronged you, I will make amends."
"You were the one in the mask."
"Put this man away where no one will hear his insanity. Let him be fed by a deaf-mute but feed him well."
"You take my king, and I shall take yours."
"For a moment, I thought you had become the king I had always wanted you to be."
"Anne! I know that loving you is treason against France, but not loving you is treason against my heart."
"Your people are most anxious to love you, but they are eating rotten food and sometimes none at all."
"Even if I could give up my king, I could never give up my son. I loved your mother. I love her still. I never knew you existed, and I have never felt pride as a father until now."
"I was told, each time I drew my sword, I should consider not what I killed, but what I allowed to live."
"All that you have suffered... I would gladly have borne myself to keep it from you."
"when all the sky is dark the night is light and will light the way"
"Yes, Raoul is my reason for being here, but not in the way you think. Once I, once all of us believed in spending our lives in the service of something greater than ourselves. Aramis had his faith, Porthos his lust for life, D'Artagnan his devotion and I had Raoul. But we all had a common dream; that one day, we would finally be able to serve a king worthy of the throne. It is what we dreamt, what we bled for and what we have spent a lifetime waiting to see. I taught Raoul to believe in this dream... and now my son is dead. So I am here to find out if his life was in vain, and the only one who can answer that question is you."
"It has everything to do with it. The king is a dog. A dog and a coward."
"It's a prison. Of course, there's no trouble getting in. The problems will come when we want to get out."
"You're the traitor."
"One for all. All for one."
"Whatever the plan, I am with you."
"The next time we meet, one of us will die."
"Your eyes ask too much."
""My friend", returned Porthos sententiously, "there is always time when one chooses to find it"."
"I love life!"
"We're in a tomb?"
"I am Porthos! I defy the king!"
"I'd rather die covered in blood than an old man lying in my own piss."
"If you can name me one thing, one single thing, that is more sublime than a plump pink nipple between my lips... I will build you a new cathedral."
"[He's] my twin. My blood. A fact which has kept him alive until now."
"No, my love. You will burn in hell. I will not. For I am king, ordained by God!"
"Of all the wonders I have seen, I have never looked upon anything as beautiful as you."
"As for you my brother, back to the prison you shall go, and into the mask you hate. Wear it until you love it! And die in it!"
"Magnificent valor."
"All my life, all I EVER wanted to be... was him [D'Artagnan]"
"The corridor nullifies our numbers, and no one has the stomach to fight the Captain."
"(from the trailer) In a turbulent time, power ruled, injustice reigned, and a tyrant took whatever he desired. He thought no one could take his place. But he was wrong."
"Leonardo DiCaprio — King Louis/Phillipe"
"Jeremy Irons — Aramis"
"John Malkovich — Athos"
"Gabriel Byrne — D'Artagnan"
"Gérard Depardieu — Porthos"
"Peter Sarsgaard — Raoul"
"Judith Godrèche — Christine Bellefort"
"Anne Parillaud — Anne of Austria (also known as Queen Anne)"
"Edward Atterton — Lt. Andre"
"Hugh Laurie — Pierre, King's Advisor"
"I'm so hungry I could eat a bowl of lard with a hair in it!"
"Tickle your buns with a feather! Aheeee!"
"You ever had a taco? I guess they don't have tacos in France. I remember one time this restaurant I used to work... err... I mean, own. They had a contest to see who could eat the most. I ate 143, and I was still hungry, but they had to close the restaurant."
"Fuckaire, the only thing I want to say is: you've kept me in a dungeon, and you've beaten me, and you've tortured me, and you even kissed me. And, I want these people to know that the only thing you've really done is make me really, really hungry."
"Don't be a stupid Fuckaire."
"Believe me, if you weren't a woman, I'd kiss you for that."
"Cheech Marin - Louis Corsican"
"Tommy Chong - Lucian Corsican"
"Roy Dotrice - The Evil Fuckaire/Ye Old Jailer"
"Shelby Chong - Princess I"
"Rikki Marin - Princess II"
"Edie McClurg - The Queen"
"Robbi Chong - Princess III"
"Rae Dawn Chong - The Gypsy"
"Kay Dotrice - The Midwife"
"Jennie C. Kos - The Pregnant Mother"
"Martin Pepper - Martin"
"Yvan Chiffre - Tax Collector #1"
"Dan Schwarz - Tax Collector #2"
"Jean-Claude Dreyfus - Marquis Du Hickey"
"Serge Fedoroff - Nostrodamus"
"I had one of them Frenchmen living here last year. Honest to goodness every time you'd turn 'round, that Frenchman was grabbin' your hand and kissing until he'd like to pull the skin off."
"Millie Pickens: [Eyeing Raden's bankroll] Say, if I had a wad of folding dough like that I'd go right out and buy an outfit that would knock this neighborhood cockeyed!"
"What horrible fascination did this monster have for women?"
"Albert Dekker — John Raden / Paul Raden"
"Susan Hayward — Millie Pickens"
"Harry Carey — Dr. Ben Saunders"
"Frances Farmer — Elaine Raden"
"Gordon Jones — Bill Oakley"
"Jean Phillips — Peggy Nolan"
"Ernest Whitman — Bill Oakley"
"Maude Eburne — Mrs. Pickens"
"Frank M. Thomas — Sheriff"
"Harlan Briggs — Judge"
"Archie Twitchell — Judge"
"Dorothy Sebastian — Woman in Cafe"
"William Stack — Minister"
"I don't know what the problem is, but I'm sure it can be solved without resorting to violence."
"Thank you for the cookies. I look forward to tossing them."
"Arnold Schwarzenegger - Julius Benedict, Vincent's older fraternal twin brother."
"Danny DeVito - Vincent Benedict, Julius' younger fraternal twin brother."
"Kelly Preston - Marnie Mason, Linda's sister and Julius' girlfriend-turned-wife."
"Chloe Webb - Linda Mason, Marnie's sister and Vincent's girlfriend-turned-wife."
"Bonnie Bartlett - Mary Ann Benedict, the twins' biological mother."
"David Caruso - Al Greco, a friend of Vincent's."
"Trey Wilson - Beetroot McKinley"
"Marvin J. McIntyre - McKinley's man"
"Marshall Bell - Mr. Webster"
"Tony Jay - Professor Werner, also the narrator, one of the scientists from the experiment that created Julius and Vincent who raised Julius."
"Hugh O'Brian - Granger, one of the twins' six fathers"
"Jason Reitman - Granger's grandson"
"Catherine Reitman - Granger's granddaughter"
"Nehemiah Persoff - Professor Mitchell Traven, one of the scientists from the experiment that created Julius and Vincent."