Chase films

"Just think about it. Our whole world is sitting there on a computer. It's in the computer, everything: your, your DMV records, your, your social security, your credit cards, your medical records. It's all right there. Everyone is stored in there. It's like this little electronic shadow on each and everyone of us, just, just begging for someone to screw with, and you know what? They've done it to me, and you know what? They're gonna do it to you."

"Such a nightmare! It's like I'm not even me anymore!"

"What were you trying to do? Save the world?"

"If you'll excuse me, it's, it's time to make the world safe for democracy."

"Ruth Marx: Give us the disk and we'll give you your life back."

"IceMan: [in a chat room] No one leaves the house anymore. No one has sex. The Net is ultimate condom."

"Her driver's license. Her credit cards. Her bank accounts. Her identity. DELETED."

"Escape is impossible when you’re caught in the net."

"Sandra Bullock — Angela Bennett"

"Jeremy Northam — Jack Devlin"

"Dennis Miller — Dr. Alan Champion"

"Diane Baker — Mrs. Bennett"

"Wendy Gazelle — Ruth Marx"

"Ken Howard — Michael Bergstrom"

"My grandfather used to say that good things take time, but great things happen all at once."

"[Talking about the coin he used to flip at the Super Bowl] It's really a commemorative coin."

"I AM NOT A BUS DRIVER!!! I DO NOT WORK FOR THE BUS COMPANY!!! ALL RIGHT?!!! I--I NEEDED A RIDE TO NEW MEXICO, SO I STOLE THIS UNIFORM!!! SEE THIS JACKET?!! THIS IS NOT MY JACKET!!! REMEMBER MARTY, THE BUS DRIVER?!! HUH?!! THIS IS HIS SHIRT!!! I STOLE IT!!! AND THESE PANTS, YOU THINK I'D WEAR THESE PANTS?!!! THESE AREN'T MY PANTS!!! THESE ARE MARTY'S PANTS!!! I STOLE THEM!!! I AM NOT...a bus driver!"

"[Looking at a map, a plane lands behind him] Where the hell is the airport?!"

"[When he and Duane accidentally drive into the middle of a monster truck rally] WHEY DA FU AR WEY?!"

"[To Duane] Duane, Mom's watching 'ou from 'eaven righ' now. Wha' would 'he doo? For starving children, Duane. 'O it for mom."

"Oh good! A scam!!"

"[to Owen] I knew I recognized you, you're the referee, the bonehead!"

"We should've bought a squirrel."

"They're always pissed, honey. They're Nazis, it's like it's their job."

"[to the biker]Hi! [his tongue slips]I really like you dike- bike. [he tries to laugh it off, but the biker whistles behind her, and several other bikers appear, ready to attack]"

"Are you insane?! This is Hitler's car! [the bikers continue to attack the car and force it off the road, causing it to crash into a Veterans' gathering. Randy's philtrum collides with the wheel and smears itself with its paint, making it look like Randy has Hitler's mustache, much to the shock of the veterans]"

"I do NOT want to work at Home Depot!"

"You drink these up, then we're gonna return the Nazi-mobile. And then we'll get the van fixed and we'll go back to Vegas and see David Copperfield! Yay!"

"Bev, Bev, wake... Come on. Wake up. Wake up. Bev, wake up. Wake up. Third Reich's here. Come on. Get down. You wanna have a nice life. Okay, okay. Think. Think. SS in the parking lot."

"Dad, I don't have to pee, it's number two!"

"Dad, I'm prairie-dogging!"

"Look dad, I'm Mrs. Hitler!"

"Dad, it's been a living hell."

"Excuse me. Thank you all for coming. I'm Donald Sinclair, I own this hotel. We don't have much time. There's a meteor the size of North Carolina heading straight for Earth. The impact is going to kill every thing and everyone on this planet. I built a bunker in the basement to this casino strong enough to withstand the blast. There's room enough for eight people. I have chosen the seven of you, plus me. When this is over, it'll be up to us to repopulate and re-civilize the planet. [Everyone looks shocked for about five seconds, before Sinclair begins laughing hysterically] I'm sorry. I couldn't resist!"

"You haven't missed much, we're just cutting to the chase [Chuckles] "Cutting to the chase" [Laughs hysterically, then sees everyone else is silent] Eh, you'll all laugh later."

"Now, as you all know, the odds of winning the state lottery or a jackpot at one of our casinos are astronomical, I mean, millions-to-one; the average sensible person doesn't even bother. However, today you have the chance of playing a game where the odds of winning are one-in-six. One...in...six. That's one throw...[Tosses a dice onto the table] of the dice."

"[to Owen] I can do anything I want Nick. I'm eccentric! [growls like a tiger] Go!"

"Theoretically, you have been racing for about 40 seconds now, and so far, Mr. Schaefer is winning, because he's nearest to the door!"

"And, they're off!"

"[Entering room] Am I too late? Look I won a coin! A gold coin! [looks around] Uh, isn't this wonderful? Look at this room. What a beautiful room! Have you seen this room?"

"[Introducing himself] I am Enrico Polinni. Now I know what you are thinking, Enrico is a girl's name. No pun intended."

"I am getting goose pimples."

"It's a race! It's a race! I hope I win!"

"Is a race! I am winning, I am winning! [slows down and falls asleep standing up in the middle of the hotel lobby]"

"I make a joke to help you forget how screwed you are."

"Hey look! A drifter! Let's kill him!"

"563 miles. 9 people. $2 million. 1001 problems!"

"Make a Dash, for the Cash"

"Join the Race August 2001"

"John Cleese as Donald P. Sinclair"

"Breckin Meyer as Nick Schaffer"

"Amy Smart as Tracy Faucet"

"Cuba Gooding Jr. as Owen Templeton"

"Seth Green as Duane Cody"

"Vince Vieluf as Blaine Cody"

"Whoopi Goldberg as Vera Baker"

"Lanai Chapman as Merrill Baker Jennings"

"Jon Lovitz as Randall 'Randy' Pear"

"Kathy Najimy as Beverly 'Bev' Pear"

"Brody Smith as Jason Pear"

"Jillian Marie Hubert as Kimberly Pear"

"Rowan Atkinson as Enrico Pollini"

"Dave Thomas as Harold Grisham"

"Wayne Knight as Zack Mallozzi"

"Silas Weir Mitchell as Lloyd the Locksmith"

"Paul Rodriguez as Gus the Cabbie"

"Dean Cain as Shawn Kent"

"Nick Schaffer and His love interest Tracy Faucet"

"Owen Templeton"

"The Cody Brothers: Duane & Blaine"

"Vera Baker and Her biological daughter Merrill Jennings"

"The Pear Family: Randy, Bev (wife), Jason (son) & Kimberly (daughter)"

"Enrico Pollini"

"We're so glad to see so many of you lovely people here tonight. And we would especially like to welcome all the representatives of Illinois's law enforcement community who have chosen to join us here in the Palace Hotel Ballroom at this time. We do sincerely hope you all enjoy the show. And please remember, people, that no matter who you are and what you do to live, thrive and survive, there are still some things that make us all the same. You. Me. Them. Everybody. Everybody."

"Curtis: Boys, you gotta learn not to talk to nuns that way."

"Claire: [When asked what music is played at Bob's Country Bunker] Oh we got both kinds. We got Country and Western."

"Police Dispatcher: Use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers has been approved."

"Sister Mary Stigmata: You two are such a disappointing pair! I prayed so hard for you both. It saddens and hurts me that the two young men whom I raised to believe in the Ten Commandments have returned to me as two thieves with filthy mouths, disgusting lies and bad attitudes. Get out! And don't come back...until you've redeemed yourselves."

"Illinois Nazi Party Leader: White men! White women! The swastika is calling you! The sacred and ancient symbol of your race since the beginning of time! The Jew is using the black as muscle against you! And you are left there, helpless. Well? What are you gonna do about it, whitey? Just sit there? Of course not! You are going to join with us! The members of the American Socialist White People's Party. An organization of decent law-abiding white folk, just like you."

"They'll never get caught. They're on a mission from God."

"They're back."

"The most dangerous combination since nitro and glycerine."

"The show that really hits the road."

"A briefcase full of blues."

"John Belushi - 'Joliet' Jake Blues"

"Dan Aykroyd - Elwood Blues"

"James Brown - Reverend Cleophus James"

"Ray Charles - Ray"

"Aretha Franklin - Mrs. Murphy"

"- Steve 'The Colonel' Cropper"

"- Donald 'Duck' Dunn"

"- Murphy 'Murph' Dunne"

"- Willie 'Too Big' Hall"

"- Tom 'Bones' Malone"

"- 'Blue Lou' Marini"

"- Matt 'Guitar' Murphy"

"- Alan 'Mr. Fabulous' Rubin"

"Paul Reubens - Chez Paul Waiter"

"Carrie Fisher - Mystery Woman"

"- Head Nazi"

"- Burton Mercer"

"- Sister Mary Stigmata (a.k.a. The Penguin)"

"- Maury Sline"

"Twiggy - Chic Lady"

"- Corrections Officer"

"Charles Napier - Tucker McElroy"

"Steven Spielberg - Cook County Assessor's Office Clerk"

"[talking to wife on the way back from work] You're the only woman for me. You and Janet Jackson."

"[explaining himself to Mr Pintero's lieutenant when a new article tags him and Pintero] Actually, I believe the slur "shyster" is generally reserved for Jewish attorneys. I believe the proper slur for someone like myself would be "eggplant"."

"[to Edward Lyle] You won the war. Now we're fighting the peace. It's a lot more volatile. Now we've got ten million crackpots out there with sniper scopes, sarin gas and C-4. Ten-year-olds go on the Net, downloading encryption we can barely break, not to mention instructions on how to make a low-yield nuclear device. Privacy's been dead for 30 years because we can't risk it. The only privacy that's left is the inside of your head. Maybe that's enough. You think we're the enemy of democracy, you and I? I think we're democracy's last hope. There's always going to be power."

"It's not paranoia if they're really after you."

"In God we trust. The rest we monitor."

"The only privacy left is inside of your head."

"Will Smith - Robert Clayton Dean"

"Gene Hackman - Edward "Brill" Lyle"

"Jon Voight - Thomas Brian Reynolds"

"Barry Pepper - Detective David Pratt"

"Regina King - Carla Dean"

"Ian Hart - John Bingham"

"Lisa Bonet - Rachel F. Banks"

"Jascha Washington - Eric Dean"

"James LeGros - Jerry Miller"

"Jake Busey - Krug"

"Scott Caan - Jones"

"Jamie Kennedy - Jamie Williams"

"Jason Lee - Daniel Leon Zavitz"

"Gabriel Byrne - Fake Brill"

"Stuart Wilson - Congressman Sam Albert"

"Jack Black - Fiedler"

"Anna Gunn - Emily Reynolds"

"Laura Cayouette - Christa Hawkins"

"Loren Dean - Loren Hicks"

"Bodhi Elfman - Van"

"Dan Butler - NSA Director Admiral Shaffer"

"Seth Green - Selby (uncredited)"

"Tom Sizemore - Boss Paulie Pintero (uncredited)"

"Jason Robards - Congressman Phil Hammersley (uncredited)"

"Philip Baker Hall - Attorney Mark Silverberg (uncredited)"

"Brian Markinson - Attorney Brian Blake (uncredited)"

"Larry King - Himself (uncredited)"

"Ivana Miličević - Ruby's Sales Clerk"

"You know what they put in the water, don't you? Fluoride. Yeah, fluoride — on the pretext that it strengthens your teeth! That's ridiculous. You know what that stuff does to you? It weakens your will, destroys your capacity for free and creative thought, and makes you a slave to the state!"

"You ever wonder about these militia groups? Survivalist-type kooks on the right wing side? They say they're defending the country from U.N. troops. These guys are yelling so loud, my theory is that this is a conspiracy, pal — they ARE the U.N. troops, and they're in place. The infrastructure's ready, it's a fait accompli. When the time comes, they'll just take over and we'll all be toast."

"Oswald. Yeah, Oswald, that's what I said, Oswald. I mean, he said, "I'm just a patsy." And that means he didn't do it, right?"

"Websites, newsletters, uh, self-published manifestos... they think we're kooks!"

"I am an American citizen, and I demand to see Alice Sutton."

"George Bush knew what he was doing when he said, "New World Order". Remember those three little words, "New World Order"? Well, he was a thirty-third degree Mason, you know, and as ex-head of the C.I.A., he knew saying that would send conspiratologists everywhere spinning, spinning their wheels. And then, then, th-they destroy their own credibility!"

"Hey, don't get me wrong, Sister, I'm sure your heart's in the right place, okay? But somebody's gotta lift the scab, the festering scab, that is the Vatican. (to a nun riding in his cab)"

"Is that one of those new hundreds? You know, where they changed the picture of Ben Franklin? Look at him, yeah. He looks like the love child of-of, uh, Fred Mertz and Rosie O'Donnell! Yeah, that's him, yeah. Get rid of it as soon as you can, lady. Look at it up in the light. You see that metal strip? That's a tracking device!"

"Black helicopters, right? You've heard about them, black helicopters? Yeah, they're on, they're on whisper mode, so you can't hear 'em till they've already gone! You know?"

"Why is this thing safe for me and not for my keys?"

"I'm only paranoid because they want me dead."

"They, they start when you're young, you know, in school. They Baden-Powell all the boys and-and they Betty Crocker all the girls!"

"You're after a man with no nose, not me! Not me!"

"A good conspiracy is unprovable. I mean, if you can prove it, it means they screwed up somewhere along the line."

"Alice? I... I'm sorry you're dead."

"It's on the tip of my brain."

"That guy is a restraining order waiting to happen. It's like he has a problem with the world."

"Do you know what it's like, Mister Willion, to think you know what happened, but to never be sure?"

"Is that supposed to protect you from aliens or something?"

"I'm turning into a Jerry."

"I believe you. He made great coffee."

"We've been looking for you for a long time, Jerry."

"Have you ever been in a place from which hope is gone? Where the only thing left... is patience?"

"I know I must share some of the blame for this. I wish it didn't have to be this way."

"In one hour, I want to know what she eats, where she sleeps, the name of her kindergarten teacher, everything."

"This will put my words in your mouth. [while drugging Jerry]"

"Jerry, you continually surprise me. Alice… I always seem to come between you and the men in your life."

"If the intelligence world was a family, we'd be the uncle no one ever talks about."

"Jerry Fletcher sees conspiracies everywhere. One has turned out to be true."

"Mel Gibson - Jerry Fletcher"

"Julia Roberts - Alice Sutton"

"Patrick Stewart - Dr. Jonas"

"Cylk Cozart - Agent Lowry"

"I'm angry. I'm very angry, Ralph. You know, you can ball my wife if she wants you to. You can lounge around here on her sofa, in her ex-husband's dead-tech, post-modernistic bullshit house if you want to. But you do not get to watch MY FUCKING TELEVISION SET!"

"I gotta hold on to my angst. I preserve it because I need it. It keeps me sharp [snaps fingers], on the edge [snaps fingers], where I gotta be."

"Who? Who? What are you, a fucking owl?"

"When these guys walk out the door of whatever score they're gonna take next, they're gonna have the surprise of a lifetime."

"It's like you said. All I am is what I'm going after."

"I am double the worst trouble you ever thought of."

"I'm alone, I am not lonely."

"He knew the risks, he didn't have to be there. It rains... you get wet."

"I don't even know what I'm doing anymore. I know life is short, whatever time you get is luck. You want to walk? You walk right now. Or on your own... on your own you choose to come with me. And all I know is... all I know is there's no point in me going anywhere anymore if it's going to be alone... without you."

"[Robbing a bank] We want to hurt no one. We're here for the bank's money, not your money. Your money is insured by the federal government, you're not gonna lose a dime. Think of your families, don't risk your life. Don't try and be a hero."

"You recognize their M.O.?"

"I've been paging your ass all day! I can't stand fucking pagers!! You're bust-up speed freak! Jacking up methamphetamine, again!"

"Chris slipped his tail, and doesn't talk about their scores with Charlene. So, there's nothing for me to get from Marciano. I just tried."

"My name is Sergeant Drucker. I'm with Robbery Homicide. Would you mind putting your kid in the next room?"

"Well, who has to? 'Cause you're on a plane back to New Jersey, jagoff."

"That's right. You will have to. See, if you don't betray Chris, you victimize Dominic. Cause he'll be in foster homes, with no living parents to take care of him. He'll be fucked for life. Dominic didn't chose to screw up his life, but Chris did. You give up Chris, you get off clean. You can do it. For your kid, so you can raise him."

"All kinds of shit. But I don't have to sell this, and you know it. 'Cause this kind of shit here sells itself."

"Come on, sugar. Show yourself."

"[to Marciano] SHUT-UP!!"

"One second at the doorway, then it's all over."

"{In Script Only} [slams Marciano into the wall, while speaking to an an Officer] GET HIM OUTTA HERE!!"

"[barking into walkie-talkie] Unit 2? This is Command. Take him at the street, and check him out."

"It's a 'No-Go', Vince."

"[to Vincent] You don't live with me, you live among the remains of dead people. You sift through the detritus, you read the terrain, you search for signs of passing, for the scent of your prey, and then you hunt them down. That's the only thing you're committed to. The rest is the mess you leave as you pass through. ("You sift through the detritus" is missing in the US blu-ray release)."

"[to Vincent] You prefer the normal routine. We fuck and you lose the power of speech."

"[to Vincent] I may be stoned on grass and Prozac, but you've been walking through our life dead."

"An epic tale of crime and obsession and two men on opposite sides of the law."

"A Los Angeles crime saga."

"From "The Godfather" to "Scent of a Woman". From "Raging Bull" to "Goodfellas". Two of America's celebrated superstars will finally collide."

"Al Pacino — Lt. Vincent Hanna"

"Robert De Niro — Neil McCauley"

"Val Kilmer — Chris Shiherlis"

"Mykelti Williamson — Sgt. Drucker"

"Diana Venora — Justine Hanna"

"Ashley Judd — Charlene Shiherlis"

"Wes Studi - Det.-Sgt. Sammy Casals"

"Jerry Trimble - Det. Danny Schwartz"

"Ted Levine - Det. Mike Bosko"

"William Fichtner — Roger Van Zant"

"Tom Sizemore — Michael Cheritto"

"Susan Traylor — Elaine Cheritto"

"Dennis Haysbert — Donald Breedan"

"Kevin Gage — Waingro"

"Jeremy Piven - Dr. Bob"

"Jon Voight - Nate"

"We rob banks!"

"[to Buck and Clyde] Why don't y'all go back to your own cabin, if you want to play with C.W."

"[to Clyde] You're just like your brother. Ignorant, uneducated hillbilly, except the only special thing about you is your peculiar ideas about love-making, which is no love-making at all."

"I don't think he's lost. I think the bank's been offerin' extra reward money for us. I think Frank just figured on some easy pickin's, didn't ya Frank? You're no Texas Ranger. You're hardly doin' your job. You ought to be home protectin' the rights of poor folk, not out chasin' after us!"

"This here's Miss Bonnie Parker. I'm Clyde Barrow. We rob banks."

"[to Bonnie, on her poem] You know what you done there? You told my story, you told my whole story right there, right there. One time, I told you I was gonna make you somebody. That's what you done for me. You made me somebody they're gonna remember."

"Hell, you might just be the best damn girl in Texas."

"[Clyde has just shot the hat off a bank guard's head] Next time I'll aim a little lower!"

"Buck Barrow: Hey, you wanna hear a story 'bout this boy? He owned a dairy farm, see. And his ol' Ma, she was kinda sick, you know. And the doctor, he had called him come over, and said, uh, "Uhh listen, your Ma, she's lyin' there, she's just so sick and she's weakly, and uh, uh I want ya to try to persuade her to take a little brandy," you see. Just to pick her spirits up, ya know. And "Ma's a teetotaler," he says. "She wouldn't touch a drop." "Well, I'll tell ya whatcha do, uh,"—the doc -- "I'll tell ya whatcha do, you bring in a fresh quart of milk every day and you put some brandy in it, see. And see. You try that." So he did. And he doctored it all up with the brandy, fresh milk, and he gave it to his Mom. And she drank a little bit of it, you know. So next day, he brought it in again and she drank a little more, you know. And so they went on that way for the third day and just a little more, and the fourth day, she was, you know, took a little bit more - and then finally, one week later, he gave her the milk and she just drank it down. Boy, she swallowed the whole, whole, whole thing, you know. And she called him over and she said, "Son, whatever you do, don't sell that cow!""

"Farmer: All I can say is, they did right by me — and I'm bringin' me and a mess of flowers to their funeral."

"Blanche Barrow: [about getting a cut of the loot] Well why not? I earned my share same as everybody. Well, I coulda got killed same as everybody. And I'm wanted by the law same as everybody... I'm a nervous wreck and that's the truth. I have to take sass from Miss Bonnie Parker all the time. I deserve mine."

"When Bonnie and Clyde opened the 1967 Montreal Film Festival, the audience went wild—with the exception of one prominent film critic. Apparently the New York Timess Bosley Crowther was expecting to see a gangster film in the same vein as Little Caesar and Scarface, but instead he saw (in his words) a "wild, jazzy farce melodrama" that "amusedly and sympathetically recounts the bank-robbing degradations" of Barrow and Parker. One week later, Crowther wrote a scathing review in which he berated the filmmakers for turning the lives of two cold-blooded killers into a "cheap piece of bald-face slapstick . . . loaded with farcical hold-ups, [and] screaming chases in stolen getaway cars that have the antique appearance and speeded up movement of the clumsy vehicles of the Keystone Cops." While he was not impressed by [[w:Warren Beatty|[Warren] Beatty]]'s portrayal of Clyde ("clowning broadly as the killer") and Faye Dunaway's Bonnie ("squirming grossly as his thrill-seeking sex-starved mole"), it was the "blending of farce and brutal killings" that he found "as pointless as it is lacking in taste, since it makes no valid commentary upon the already travestied truth.""

"Crowther's reviews sparked a national debate among critics, who were divided over the film. Like Crowther, many critics accused the filmmakers of glorifying the couple's violent, criminal lifestyle. Time magazine accused Beatty and Penn of reducing Bonnie and Clyde’s story to a "strange and purposeless mingling of fact and claptrap that teeters easily on the brink of burlesque." In his review for Films in Review, Page Cook dismissed the film as "incompetently written, acted, directed and produced" and accused the filmmakers of promoting the idea that "sociopathology is art." Newsweeks Joe Morgenstern initially panned the film, calling it "a squalid shoot ’em-up for the moron trade." But then he did something rare for a critic—he retracted his own review. His second review starts with an apology: "I am sorry to say I consider that review grossly unfair and regrettably inaccurate. I am sorrier to say that I wrote it." Although he still believed the film’s "gore goes too far," he acknowledged the value of the film's violent content: "But art can certainly reflect life, clarify and improve life; and since most of humanity teeters on the edge of violence every day, there is no earthly reason why art should not turn violence to its own good ends, showing us what we do and why.""

"In their original treatment for the film, screenwriters Robert Benton and David Newman conceived the world of Bonnie and Clyde as a reflection of American life in the late 1960s: This is a movie about criminals only incidentally. Crime in the ’30s was the strange, the exotic, the different. This is a movie about two people, lovers, movers, and operators. They’re "hung up," like many people are today. They moved in odd, unpredictable ways which can be viewed, with an existential eye, as classic . . . . They are not Crooks. They are people, and this film is, in many ways, about what’s going on now."

"If Bonnie and Clyde had a critical cheerleader, it was the New Yorkers Pauline Kael, who reveled in the "contemporary feeling" emanating from the "most excitingly American movie since The Manchurian Candidate, which "brings into the almost frightening public world of-movies things that people have been feeling and saying and writing about." Kael compared the film to the gangster movies and crime dramas of the 1930s and 1940s (like Nicholas Ray's They Live By Night [1948]) to illustrate how the film deviates from the classical Hollywood mode, particularly in terms of its lack of a "secure basis for identification" for the audience, who "are made to feel but are not told how to feel." Kael's point is certainly a valid one. In classical gangster films, we identify with the "bad guy," who lives in a black-and-white, Manichaean world of good vs. evil. While morality dictates that Tommy Powers and Scarface must be eliminated in the end, there is a cloud of moral ambiguity that hovers over Bonnie and Clyde. The film's humor and stylization, particularly early in the film, gives us a window of time to identify with the couple, pledge our allegiance to them, and accept their values. But in the second half of the film, those values are called into question as the film's tone changes from comical to serious and people start to get shot and killed."

"Faye Dunaway — Bonnie Parker"

"Warren Beatty — Clyde Barrow"

"Michael J. Pollard — C.W. Moss"

"Gene Hackman — Buck Barrow"

"Estelle Parsons — Blanche Barrow"

"Mabel Cavitt — Bonnie's Mother"

"Guys like me die caught. Guys like you die bloody."

"It's time to go to work, baby."

"You know the golden rule: fuck the gold. He who has a nickel-plated makes the rules."

"You want karma, asshole?"

"[last lines] You recognize me now? I recognize you."

"I don't know what it is with those sideburns. I mean, I glued mine on. For you it's an actual lifestyle choice."

"I didn't leave Jesse with a stranger. I left him with you."

"Either quit smoking or get a new lighter."

"Kurt Russell — Michael Zane"

"Kevin Costner — Thomas J. Murphy"

"Courteney Cox — Cybil Waingrow"

"Christian Slater — Hanson"

"Kevin Pollak — Deputy Quigley"

"David Arquette — Gus"

"Jon Lovitz — Jay Peterson"

"Howie Long — Jack"

"Thomas Haden Church — Deputy Quigley"

"Bokeem Woodbine — Franklin"

"Ice-T — Hamilton"

"Well, you never know...you just never know. You just go along figuring some things don't change ever, like being able to drive on a public highway without someone trying to murder you. And then one stupid thing happens. Twenty, twenty-five minutes out of your whole life, and all the ropes that kept you hanging in there get cut loose, and it's like, there you are, right back in the jungle again. All right boy, it was a nightmare, but it's over now. [pauses] It's all over."

"[to himself, in Chuck's Cafe] I don't know, all I did was pass this stupid rig a couple of times, and he goes flying off the deep end. He has to be crazy. Okay, so he's crazy. What can I do about it? Find him a psychiatrist? Oh, boy. Now wait a minute. Now wait just a minute. All right, now, think. Okay, he's in here. Well, that doesn't mean he intends to continue his attack. It is lunchtime, and Chuck's Cafe may be the only place to eat for miles around. Yeah. He probably eats here all the time. He was just moving too fast before, and he had to slow down, turn around, that's all. That's all. [pause] Why didn't I leave right away when I saw his truck outside? Then I'd know what he intends to do. What if he followed me out, though? Started after me again? I'd be right back where I started; even if I got a lead, he'd overtake me soon enough. He's got some, some, some souped up diesel; my car's just not that powerful, I just can't break eighty and ninety miles an hour. As soon as I stop concentrating, I'd go back to sixty or seventy like I always do; it's a habit, I can't help it, he's just... [pauses] take it easy...just, take it easy."

"Fear is the driving force."

"The Killer's Weapon - A 40 Ton Truck"

"Terror in your rear view mirror."

"When the headlights of a truck become the eyes of a psychopath."

"The most bizarre murder weapon ever used!"

"A duel is about to begin between a man, a truck and an open road. Where a simple battle of wits is now a matter of life and death."

"Dennis Weaver - David Mann"

"Jacqueline Scott - Mrs. Mann"

"Eddie Firestone - Cafe Owner"

"Lou Frizzell - Bus Driver"

"Gene Dynarski - Man in Cafe"

"Lucille Benson - Lady at Snakerama"

"Tim Herbert - Gas Station Attendant"

"Charles Seel - Old Man"

"Shirley O'Hara - Waitress"

"Alexander Lockwood - Old Man in Car"

"Amy Douglass - Old Woman in Car"

"Dick Whittington - Radio Interviewer (voice)"

"Carey Loftin - The Truck Driver"

"One more thing: I work alone. If anybody comes to you and claims that I sent them...[Holds up a revolver] Use this."

"You've just been erased."

"You're luggage!"

"The police have returned to the safety of their doughnut shops."

"I want this town locked up so tight, it'll make his balls ache."

"[After John throws a small concealed knife into his arm] I can't believe you nailed me with this cheap piece of mail-order shit!"

"He will erase your past to protect your future."

"Arnold Schwarzenegger - US Marshal John "Eraser" Kruger"

"James Cann - US Marshal Robert DeGuerin"

"Vanessa L. Williams - Lee Cullen"

"James Coburn - WitSec Chief Arthur Beller"

"Robert Pastorelli - Johnny Casteleone"

"James Cromwell - William Donohue"

"Danny Nucci - WitSec Deputy Monroe"

"Andy Romano - Daniel Harper"

"Nick Chinlund - Agent Calderon"

"Michael Papajohn - Agent Schiff"

"K. Todd Freeman - Agent Duton"

"Joe Voterelli - Tony Two-Toes"

"Mark Rolston - J. Scar"

"John Slattery - Agent Corman"

"Robert Miranda - Frediano"

"Roma Maffia - Claire Isaacs"

"Tony Longo - Little Mike"

"John Snyder - Sal"

"Jon Cryer - Bartender #2"

"Olek Krupa - Sergei Ivanovich Petrofsky"

"Sven-Ole Thorsen - one of Petrofsky's guards"

"[Fighting Cooke] I eat Green Berets for breakfast and right now, I'm very hungry!"

"All that matters to me now is Jenny."

"[Before fighting Bennett] C'mon, Bennett, let's party!"

"[After throwing a pipe through him with steam coming out of it] Let off some steam, Bennett."

"[Cooke says, "Fuck you, asshole", but discovers his gun is empty] Fuck you, asshole."

"You're a funny guy, Sully. I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last."

"[Dangling Sully over the cliff] Listen. Loyalty is very touching, but it is not the most important thing in your life right now. But what IS important is GRAVITY! I have to remind you, Sully: This is my weak arm!"

"[to Cindy after dropping Sully off a cliff] I let him go."

"[After breaking Henrique's neck on the plane] Don't disturb my friend. He's dead tired."

"[After killing Cooke] We'll take Cooke's car. He won't be needing it."

"¿Cómo estás?"

"[Activating the seaplane] Come on, you piece of shit! Fly or DIE!!"

"[After activating the seaplane] Works every time."

"[hearing explosions] Welcome back, John. So glad you could make it!"

"John, I'm not going to shoot you between the eyes, I'm going to shoot you between the balls!"

"They offered me a hundred grand. You want to know something? When I found out I could get my hands on you, I said I'd do it for nothing."

"John, stick your head out, one shot, right between the eyes, I'll make it quick, just for old time sake."

"Ever since you had me thrown out of your unit, I've waited to pay you back. Do you know what today is Matrix?... Pay day!"

"John!.. I'll be ready, John!"

"CATCH... YOU!!!"

"John, I feel good!"

"NO - Not daddy..."

"What does it feel like to be a dying man?... you're a dead man, John!"

"Tranquilizers... I wanted to use the real thing!!"

"You're getting old, John. You're getting old."

"I can beat you! I don't need the girl! I DON'T NEED THE GIRL! I don't need the gun, John! I can beat you! I DON'T NEED NO GUN! I'M GONNA KILL YOU NOW!"

"Not nearly as nice as watching him smash your face in."

"Got a warrant?"

"Hey there."

"(Looking at a lavender sweater) I'm not a big fan of really the entire turquoise color tree."

"What is that Army helicopter doing here? You said you wouldn't go away again. You said you were done."

"Dad, that is so old."

"Is it bad?"

"(In response to "What's in this?", referring to a sandwich) You don't wanna know."

"(General Kirby asks her to let him talk to John in private) No way, Jose"

"If there's a mission that no man could survive...then he's the man for the job."

"Let's Party!"

"Somewhere... somehow... someone's going to pay."

"[from TV spot] The odds are unbeatable... but he's unstoppable."

"Arnold Schwarzenegger - Col. John Matrix"

"Rae Dawn Chong - Cindy"

"Dan Hedaya as Arius"

"Vernon Wells - Bennett"

"James Olson - Gen. Franklin Kirby"

"David Patrick Kelly - Sully"

"Alyssa Milano - Jenny Matrix"

"Bill Duke - Cooke"

"Bill Paxton - Interceptor"

"Drew Snyder - Lawson"

"Sharon Wyatt - Leslie"

"Michael DeLano - Forrestal"

"Bob Minor - Jackson"

"Mike Adams - Harris"

"Carlos Cervantes - Diaz"

"Lenny Juliano - Soldier"

"Charles Meshack - Henriques"

"You have two emotions, silence and rage."

"Jack, nothing personal, but fuck off."

"[after Mosely takes his cigarettes for the second time] Why don't you quit? It'd be cheaper for both of us."

"Is this moron #1? Put moron #2 on the phone."

"Don't say a word to me, Sidney, don't say a fucking word to me. I'll get up and I'll bury this telephone in your head."

"Sidney, siddown, relax, have a sandwich, drink a glass of milk, do some fuckin' thing."

"So I'm finally in the presence of greatness, huh? The Duke. The guy that steals money from the scum of the earth and gives it to the unfortunates of the world. I wanted to meet you face-to-face. Did you actually think you were gonna steal my money and get away with it? I stopped by here to tell you two things. Number one is that you're gonna die tonight. Number two, I'm gonna go home, have a nice hot meal, I'm gonna find your wife, and I'm gonna kill her too."

"Let me tell you two stupid motherfuckers something. I don't want to get another phone call like this because if I do I'm gonna get on a fucking plane and I'm going to blowtorch the both of you. You understand?"

"A tough bounty hunter. A sensitive criminal."

"Robert De Niro has to get the FBI off his case, the mob off his trail, and Charles Grodin off his back!"

"This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship."

"Taking The Midnight Run Is A Hell Of A Way To Make A Living"

"Monday... Escape with their lives from New York... Tuesday... Impersonate F.B.I. agents in Chicago... Wednesday... Steal plane in New Mexico... Thursday... Almost kill each other by accident... Friday... Almost kill each other on purpose..."

"Charles Grodin embezzled 15 million dollars. The mob wants him dead. The F.B.I. wants him alive. Robert De Niro just wants him to shut up."

"Robert De Niro - Jack Walsh"

"Charles Grodin - Jonathan "The Duke" Mardukas"

"Yaphet Kotto - Special Agent Alonzo Mosely"

"John Ashton - Marvin Dorfler"

"Dennis Farina - Jimmy Serrano"

"Joe Pantoliano - Eddie Moscone"

"Richard Foronjy - Tony"

"Robert Miranda - Joey"

"Jack Kehoe - Jerry Geisler"

"Wendy Phillips - Gail"

"Danielle DuClos - Denise Walsh"

"Philip Baker Hall - Sidney"

"Tom McCleister - Bill "Red" Wood"

"[to a cop he stops while being chased by Gerard] Officer, there's a man in a blue topcoat waving a gun and screaming...at a woman. [The cops temporarily restrain Gerard]"

"You switched the samples, And the pathology reports! You kill Lentz, too?! Huh?! Did you?! He falsified his research, so that RDU-90 could be approved and Devlin McGregor could give you... Provasic!"

"Your fugitive's name is Dr. Richard Kimble. Go get him."

"[On the phone receiving a dressing down from his superior that he was supposed to capture and interrogate Copeland, not kill him] What can I tell you, sir? Mr. Copeland was a bad man. He was going to kill one of my kids. Well, sir you can blame me, I mean I'm the one who shot him."

"So he showed up not dead yet. Let that be a lesson to you, boys and girls. Don't ever argue with the Big Dog, because the Big Dog is always right."

"Stop that Man!!!"

"Dr. Richard Kimble! There's no way out of here, Richard! The entire building is locked down! Give it up Richard, you don't have any time, Chicago police department thinks you're a cop killer, they WILL shoot you on sight! Richard, I know you're innocent! I know about Frederick Sykes! I know about Dr. Charles Nichols! Richard, he borrowed your car the night of your wife's murder, he had the keys! No forced entry, Richard! He telephoned Sykes from your car, Richard! Richard, give it up! Richard, I'm either lying or I'm gonna shoot you, what do you think? Give it up, It's time to stop running!"

"We just got word from the U.S. Marshals that our old friend Richard Kimble is alive and well and has decided to come back home to Chicago. Now, we all know what high regard we hold for this scumbag, so I am personally donating a bottle of 12-year old Scotch to whoever puts the collar on this quack."

"A murdered wife. A one-armed man. An obsessed detective. The chase begins."

"Harrison Ford — Dr. Richard Kimble"

"Tommy Lee Jones — Marshal Samuel Gerard"

"Sela Ward — Helen Kimble"

"Julianne Moore — Dr. Anne Eastman"

"Joe Pantoliano — Deputy Marshal Cosmo Renfro"

"Andreas Katsulas — Frederick Sykes"

"Jeroen Krabbé — Dr. Charles Nichols"

"Daniel Roebuck — Deputy Marshal Robert Biggs"

"L. Scott Caldwell — Deputy Marshal Poole"

"Tom Wood — Deputy Marshal Noah Newman"

"Ron Dean — Detective Kelly"

"Joseph F. Kosala — Detective Rosetti"

"Now, you boys just stay here and watch the car - might be some vandals around, wanna steal somethin'. So you boys just stay here and keep your hands on the car until one of my associates arrive. And don't go home. And don't go to eat. And don't play with yourself. Wouldn't look nice on my highway. You can think about it, but dooon't do it."

"She insulted my town! She insulted my son! [Junior starts to say something] Shaddup! She insulted my authority! And that's nothin' but pure and simple old-fashioned communism. Happens every time one of those dancers starts poon-tangin' around with those show-folk fags! I can see her now... runnin' back up that aisle. No, she was dancin' back up the aisle. Her knockers bouncin' all over the joint. Her ass was wigglin' too!"

"[On the CB radio, hailing the Bandit] You got trouble comin'. My handle is Smokey Bear, and I'm tail-grabbin' yo' ass right now!"

"[After trying to pass Snowman and being pit maneuvered] What we're dealing with here... is a complete lack of respect for the law."

"[Responding to a policeman who was unable to stop Bandit at a roadblock] You sumbitches couldn't close an umbrella!"

"Apology accepted. Now, [a truck passes by, blowing its air horn and conveniently obscuring his profanity] fuck off."

"[to Big and Little Enos] Oh, I love your suits. It must be a bitch finding suits size 68 extra fat and a 12 dwarf."

"[to Snowman's wife] I find it hard to look at you Waynette, especially when you've got those things in your hair. Makes me think you're listening to a radio station in Savannah."

"[On why he's going to make the run to Texas and back] For the good 'ol American life. For the money, for the glory, and for the fun. Mostly for the money."

"[In the middle of a car chase he explains to Carrie why they are being pursued] Oh, I forgot to tell 'ya. I'm running blocker for 400 cases of illegal booze!"

"[Carrie is hyperly saying she wants to jump something in the car] Oh, jump me."

"[Over radio to Sheriff Justice] I can't lie to you, Sheriff. You're too good a man."

"[Talking over CB radio] Hey, you got peanut butter or somethin' in your ears? Tell me what that woman's got on! (Pause) Her mind? [Laughs wildly] Ten-four!"

"You got the one Snowman! I'm eastbound and down!"

"[Writing out note for beer] Send... bill... to... Big... Enos... Burdette. (Trans-Am drives away) Burdette.. B... B-E-R... B-U-R... B... (Throws notepad aside) Hell, I got to go."

"[On the CB radio, about his dog] I'm gettin' worried about Fred here, he's lookin' a little thin in the skin!"

"Junior: [Chasing after his father, who is driving after the Bandit] Who's gonna hold your hat?!"

"Little Enos: [remarking to Big Enos about the Bandit's "legend" status] Well a legend and an out-of-work bum look a lot alike, Daddy!"

"What we're dealing with here is a complete lack of respect for the law."

"Time to take to the road, for a quiet little drive in the country...or not."

"Hold up on that carwash there, gentlemen. (to boys stripping Carrie's car)"

"Burt Reynolds — Bo "the Bandit" Darville"

"Jackie Gleason — Sheriff Buford T. Justice"

"Jerry Reed — Cledus "Snowman" Snow"

"Sally Field — Carrie"

"Paul Williams (songwriter) — Little Enos Burdette"

"Pat McCormick — Big Enos Burdette"

"Mike Henry — Junior"

"All the same, Mr. Fitzsimmoms, if you're not confused, you don't know what's goin' on."

"They say the word peace, but at the end of the day, all they want is surrender."

"[Looking at a dilapidated boat] Here it is: the Irish Republican Navy."

"You're a stupid man, Mr. Burke. You only see me standing between you and your money. You're forgetting about the thousand men standing behind me. That's a mistake."

"Don't look for a happy ending. It's not an American story. It's an Irish one."

"It's good to have somebody around here who can pee standing up."

"I understand why he's doin' what he's doin'. If I had to endure what he's endured—if I was eight years old and saw my father gunned down in front of my family—I'd be carryin' a gun too, and I wouldn't be wearin' a badge."

"[last lines] We never had choice... You and me."

"One man trapped by destiny, and another bound by duty. They're about to discover what they're willing to fight, and to die for."

"They come from different worlds. They fight for different causes. Now, two men from opposite sides of the law are about to go to war."

"Harrison Ford - Sergeant Tom O'Meara"

"Brad Pitt - Francis "Frankie" McGuire/Rory Devaney"

"Margaret Colin - Sheila O'Meara"

"Rubén Blades - Edwin Diaz"

"Treat Williams - Billy Burke"

"George Hearn - Peter Fitzsimmons"

"Mitchell Ryan - Deputy Chief Jim Kelly"

"Natascha McElhone - Megan Doherty"

"Paul Ronan - Sean Phelan"

"Simon Jones - Harry Sloan"

"Julia Stiles - Bridget O'Meara"

"David O'Hara - Martin MacDuf"

"I do appreciate the money that you and your associates have invested in this operation, but it is an operation. It's a military operation. And you don't know dick about that. I've been in the military for 20 years. I planned and flew over 100 missions in the Gulf. I put these boys together because they are highly trained, and they are motivated like me. This is what I do, Mr. Pritchett! And this is battle. Battle is a highly fluid situation. You plan on your contingencies, and I have. You keep your initiative, and I will. One thing you don't do is share command. It's never a good idea."

"John Travolta — Maj. Vic 'Deak' Deakins"

"Christian Slater — Capt. Riley Hale"

"Samantha Mathis — Terry Carmichael"

"Delroy Lindo — Colonel Max Wilkins"

"Bob Gunton — Pritchett"

"Howie Long — Sgt. Kelly"

"I am a baaaad man."

"Having sex or boosting cars... Um, oo! Uh. How about having sex WHILE boosting cars?"

"I'm a little tired, I'm a little wired, and I think I deserve a little appreciation!"

"The ladies are dirty. Walk away. The ladies are dirty."

"I try to learn your ways, understand your obsessions. But this baseball, it's so bleeding boring. Isn't it?"

"They threw us out of England, they threw us out of France, so here we are. Flourishing, really, except for the minor inconvenience of despising everything about your country."

"[Blackmailing Memphis] One: You kill me, they kill you, your brother dies anyway. Two: You lie, you accept the job, you take your brother, you run. I hunt you down, I kill you, I kill your brother and I kill your mother for the aggravation you cause me. Three: You accept the job, you steal some cars, you make some money, and you be a big brother."

"Donny: Any asshole can pull a gun on somebody! You don't know the first thing about stealing a car! You need a role model!"

"Sway: Next I'll pull out the leather, high heels, and pink underwear for you."

"Sway: I've got two jobs. I've discovered that you have to work twice as hard when it's honest."

"Sway: Hello, ladies. I always was a sucker for a redhead."

"Sphinx: If his unpleasant wounding has in some way enlightened the rest of you as to the grim finish beneath the glossy veneer of criminal life and inspired you to change your ways, then his injuries carries with it an inherent nobility and a supreme glory. We should all be so fortunate. You say, "poor Toby". I say, "poor us"."

"Nicolas Cage - Randall "Memphis" Raines"

"Angelina Jolie - Sara "Sway" Wayland"

"Giovanni Ribisi - Kip Raines"

"Christopher Eccleston - Raymond Vincent "Carpenter" Calitri"

"Delroy Lindo - Detective Roland Castlebeck"

"Robert Duvall - Otto Halliwell"

"Will Patton - Atley Jackson"

"Vinnie Jones - Sphinx"

"Scott Caan - Tumbler"

"James Duval - Freb"

"Timothy Olyphant - Detective Drycoff"

"Chi McBride - Donny Astricky"

"William Lee Scott - Toby"

"Grace Zabriskie - Helen Raines"

"Frances Fisher - Junie Halliwell"

"Trevor Goddard - Don"

"Master P. - Johnny B"

"You're gonna have to catch me first!"

"Ah, people only know what you tell them, Carl!"

"An honest man has nothing to fear, so I'm trying my best not to be afraid."

"For the last six months, he's gone to Harvard and Berkeley. I'm betting he can get a passport."

"[When asked why Frank won't flee to New York or Atlanta] Because I'm not in New York. I'm not in Atlanta."

"How'd you do it Frank? How did you cheat on the bar exam in Louisiana?"

"He's a kid. Our unsub is a kid. That's why we couldn't match his prints. That's why he doesn't have a record. Now, I want you to contact the NYPD for every all-points juvenile runaways in New York City. And don't forget the airports. He's been kiting checks all over the country."

"Two little mice fell in a bucket of cream. The first mouse quickly gave up and drowned. The second mouse, wouldn't quit. He struggled so hard that eventually he churned that cream into butter and crawled out. Gentlemen, as of this moment, I am that second mouse."

"To the moon!"

"Where are you going tonight, Frank? Some place exotic? Tahiti, Hawaii?"

"The true story of a real fake."

"Leonardo DiCaprio - Frank Abagnale Jr."

"Tom Hanks - Carl Hanratty"

"Christopher Walken - Frank Abagnale Sr."

"Martin Sheen - Roger Strong"

"Nathalie Baye - Paula Abagnale"

"Amy Adams - Brenda Strong"

"James Brolin - Jack Barnes"

"We race, and the loser leaves town for good."

"I have money, it's trust and character I need around me. You know, who you choose to be around you, let's you know who you are."

"[in Japanese; to DK over Han's embezzlement] There's an old saying: "For want of a nail, the horseshoe was lost. For want of a horseshoe, the steed was lost. For want of a steed, the message was not delivered. For want of an undelivered message, the war was lost.""

"If You Ain't Outta Control, You Ain't In Control."

"On the streets of Tokyo, speed needs no translation..."

"Speed Needs No Translation."

"Lucas Black – Sean Boswell"

"Nathalie Kelley – Neela"

"Sung Kang – Han"

"Bow Wow – Twinkie"

"Brian Tee – Takashi/DK (Drift King)"

"Leonardo Nam – Morimoto"

"Brian Goodman – Major Boswell"

"Zachery Ty Bryan – Clay"

"Nikki Griffin – Cindy"

"Jason Tobin – Earl"

"Keiko Kitagawa – Reiko"

"Lynda Boyd – Ms. Boswell"

"Sonny Chiba – Kamata"

"Vin Diesel – Dominic Toretto"

"[after an attempt at blowing a van open goes wrong] You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"

"[when Camp Freddie accosts him] You wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, would you?"

"[just before the operation] Just remember this - in this country they drive on the wrong side of the road."

"[after introducing everybody and laying out the plan] It's a very difficult job and the only way to get through it is we all work together as a team. And that means you do everything I say."

"[when the bus is hanging over a cliff and the gold is sliding away; also the film's last lines] Hang on a minute, lads; I've got a great idea."

"[at a funeral, giving a possible coded message to the thieves] We've come here to pay our respects to Great Aunt Nellie. She brought us up properly and taught us loyalty. Now I want you to remember that during these next few days. I also want you to remember that if you don't come back with the goods, Nellie here will turn in her grave, and, likely as not, jump right out of it and kick your teeth in."

"[on Roger Beckerman's final job, and Charlie's plan to continue it] Well, I hope he likes spaghetti. They serve it four times a day in the Italian prisons."

"Beckerman's done his homework very well. The getaway is possible but not easy. For a start, the attack has to be made in this square, and it must be completed inside of three minutes."

"If the police can get a car onto that bridge before we've got across it, we're done for, but it's a gamble we've got to take. But since the bridge will be blocked by traffic, the only possible way out is across the weir, which runs along this side of the bridge. I've got only one comment to make about that, Mr Bridger: good luck!"

"Introducing the plans for a new business venture: "The Italian Job.""

"Michael Caine - Charlie Croker"

"Noël Coward - Mr. Bridger"

"Benny Hill - Professor Simon Peach"

"Raf Vallone - Altabani"

"Tony Beckley - Camp Freddie"

"Rossano Brazzi - Beckerman"

"OK, Michael. Regular or extra crispy?"

"You play any tricks, I gotta shoot you!"

"These things are so cool. They can shoot underwater, pour sand in them and they'll shoot. They shoot every time."

"Remember, Sheridan could be anywhere people, stay alive."

"Welcome home, Mark. You want to start running again?"

"You are really, on my very...last...nerve... You are a mind-boggling pain in my ass."

"I guess you'll just have to slap the cuffs on me, and take me in..."

"Cosmo Renfro: 27 stitches my ass."

"Tommy Lee Jones - Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard"

"Wesley Snipes - Mark Sheridan/Warren/Roberts"

"Robert Downey, Jr. - Special Agent John Royce"

"Joe Pantoliano - Deputy Marshal Cosmo Renfro"

"Daniel Roebuck - Deputy Marshal Bobby Biggs"

"Tom Wood - Deputy Marshal Noah Newman"

"LaTanya Richardson - Deputy Marshal Savannah Cooper"

"[After Brian talks about plans to date Mia] You break her heart, I'll break your neck."

"[Talking to Brian at Dom's garage] I live my life a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters: not the mortgage, not the store, not my team and all their bullshit. For those ten seconds or less, I'm free."

"[After Brian loses his Eclipse] You almost had me? You never had me! You never had your car! [crowd heckles] Granny shiftin', not double clutchin' like you should. You're lucky that hundred shot of NOS didn't blow the welds on the intake! You almost had me? Now, me and the mad scientist got to rip apart the block... and replace the piston rings you fried! Ask any racer, any real racer; It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile, winning is winning."

"[looks at women hitting on Dom] I smell [sniffs] skanks. Why don't you girls just pack it up before I leave tread marks on your face?"

"Paul Walker – Brian O'Conner/Brian Earl Spilner."

"Vin Diesel – Dominic Toretto"

"Michelle Rodriguez – Letty Ortiz"

"Jordana Brewster – Mia Toretto"

"Don't hunt what you can't kill."

"Catch him if you can."

"Jean-Claude Van Damme - Chance Boudreaux"

"Lance Henriksen - Emil Fouchon"

"Arnold Vosloo - Pik Van Cleef"

"Yancy Butler - Natasha Binder"

"Kasi Lemmons - Detective May Mitchell"

"Chuck Pfarrer - Douglas Binder"

"Willie C. Carpenter - Elijah Roper"

"Wilford Brimley - Uncle Clarence Douvee"

"Sven-Ole Thorsen - Stephan"

"Jules Sylvester - Peterson"

"Robert Apisa - Lopacki"

"Tom Lupo - Jerome"

"(to his daughter) What does little Piper want? Do you want a story? You know you won't understand it, but it'll be good practice for me."

"(to Hennessey) You wanted a monster? Well, you've got one."

"Someone once asked me if I was the best future for my little girl. I've thought about this for long time, and here's what I've decided: No one in this world is perfect. Heaven knows I'm not. But I love her more than anyone else possibly could. In the end, that's all that matters."

"(before blowing up Frank's car) Sayonara, Frankie."

"14K. First generation Chinese-American, tenth generation Triad. His father sent him to business school, and he's the only man in here who holds a degree from MIT. He's killed four men off the track."

"Hector Grimm, the Grimm Reaper. The man's a master. Clinical psychopath. Three time consecutive life sentences. He's killed six men off the track, another twelve on it."

"(to Jensen) You've already met the local chapter of the Brotherhood. Their driver, Pachenko, has killed nine men on the track. Nobody knows how many off."

"(to Jensen, wearing Frankenstein's mask) Don't talk to the other drivers. Frank never did. Part of the mystique. Let the mask do the work."

"(as the Dreadnought explodes) Now that's entertainment."

"Nobody screws with my car."

"Bam. (Triggers the bomb and blows up Hennessey and Ulrich, then breaks the fourth wall) I love this game."

"Release the Dreadnought."

"This prison is the home to murderers, rapists, and violent offenders of every kind. The United States Penal System sends me the worst of the worst."

"Okay, bloodsucker. Mess with me, and we'll see who dies on the sidewalk."

"May the best driver live."

"Hang on for a killer ride."

"Jason Statham as Jensen Ames"

"Joan Allen as Hennessey"

"Tyrese Gibson as Joseph Mason (a.k.a. Machine Gun Joe)"

"Ian McShane as Coach"

"Natalie Martinez as Case"

"Max Ryan as Pachenko"

"Jason Clarke as Mr. (Darryl) Ulrich"

"Frederick Koehler as Lists"

"Jacob Vargas as Gunner"

"Justin Mader as Travis Colt"

"Robert LaSardo as Hector Grimm (a.k.a. The Grim Reaper)"

"Robin Shou as 14K"

"David Carradine as Original Frankenstein (Niles York)"

"I am Jaguar Paw. This is my forest. And I am not afraid."

"I am Jaguar Paw, son of Flint Sky. My Father hunted this forest before me. My name is Jaguar Paw. I am a hunter. This is my forest. And my sons will hunt it with their sons after I am gone."

"Resting fathers, fly me your strength."

"When I catch him, I will peel his skin and have him watch me wear it."

"The omen was foretold, and now we have a fear more grave. Today I saw the day become like night. I saw a man run with the jaguar. We must not let this man make feet from us."

"You fear me? So you should. All you who are vile. Would you like to know how you will die? The sacred time is near. Beware the blackness of day. Beware the man who brings the jaguar. Behold him reborn from mud and earth. For the one he takes you to will cancel the sky, and scratch out the earth. Scratch you out. And end your world. He's with us now. Day will be like night. And the man jaguar will lead you to your end."

"These are the days of our great lament. The land thirsts. A great plague infests our crops. The scourge of sickness afflicts at whim. They say this strife has made us weak. That we have become empty. They say that we rot. Great people of the banner of the sun... I say... we are strong. We are a people of destiny. Destined to be the masters of time. Destined to be nearest to the gods."

"O warrior, unafraid and willing, with your blood you renew the world! From age to age! Thanks be to you."

"And a Man sat alone, drenched deep in sadness. And all the animals drew near to him and said, "We do not like to see you so sad. Ask us for whatever you wish and you shall have it." The Man said, "I want to have good sight." The vulture replied, "You shall have mine." The Man said, "I want to be strong." The jaguar said, "You shall be strong like me." Then the Man said, "I long to know the secrets of the earth." The serpent replied, "I will show them to you." And so it went with all the animals. And when the Man had all the gifts that they could give, he left. Then the owl said to the other animals, "Now the Man knows much, he'll be able to do many things. Suddenly I am afraid." The deer said, "The Man has all that he needs. Now his sadness will stop." But the owl replied, "No. I saw a hole in the Man, deep like a hunger he will never fill. It is what makes him sad and what makes him want. He will go on taking and taking, until one day the World will say, 'I am no more and I have nothing left to give.'""

"When the end comes, not everyone is ready to go."

"No one can outrun their destiny."

"Takes out the fear residing deep inside our hearts."

"Rudy Youngblood - Jaguar Paw"

"Dalia Hernández - Seven"

"Jonathan Brewer - Blunted"

"Morris Birdyellowhead - Flint Sky"

"Carlos Emilio Báez - Turtles Run"

"Amilcar Ramírez - Curl Nose"

"Israel Contreras - Smoke Frog"

"Israel Ríos - Cocoa Leaf"

"Raoul Trujillo - Zero Wolf"

"Gerardo Taracena - Middle Eye"

"María Isabel Díaz - Mother in Law"

"Espiridion Acosta Cache - Old Story Teller"

"If you pull it, you better use it."

"I usually get kissed before I get fucked."

"One good hand job deserves another."

"Now, you got a counterfeiting ring going on and you should talk to your partner before you go to the suits. So fuck you very much!"

"Sugai-san, I am the solution... to your problems."

"A love-hate relationship can last a very long time."

"The girls want to know if you're the guy who lost Sato at the airport. Just off the plane, you make the evening news. Very impressive. Americans who are less than perfect - it's very amusing."

"Crown: We'll charge you. We'll find someone to help us. Nobody's got a softer center than a dirty cop."

"An American Cop in Japan. Their country. Their laws. Their game. His rules."

"Osaka, Japan. A cop on the edge. A conspiracy on the rise. A killer on the loose."

"A cop on the edge, a conspiracy in the rise, a killer on the loose."

"Michael Douglas - Nick Conklin"

"Andy García - Charlie Vincent"

"Ken Takakura - Masahiro Matsumoto"

"Kate Capshaw - Joyce"

"Yusaku Matsuda - Koji Sato"

"Shigeru Kōyama - Ohashi"

"John Spencer - Oliver"

"Guts Ishimatsu - Katayama"

"Yuya Uchida - Nashida"

"Tomisaburo Wakayama - Sugai"

"Miyuki Ono - Miyuki"

"Luis Guzmán - Frankie"

"John Costelloe - The Kid"

"Stephen Root - Berg"

"Richard Riehle - Crown"

"It's been my experience that having friends is overrated."

"Alec Baldwin as Carter "Doc" McCoy"

"Kim Basinger as Carol McCoy"

"Michael Madsen as Rudy Travis"

"James Woods as Jack Benyon"

"David Morse as Jim Deer Jackson"

"Jennifer Tilly as Fran Carvey"

"James Stephens as Harold Carvey, DVM"

"Richard Farnsworth as Slim"

"Philip Seymour Hoffman as Frank Hansen"

"Burton Gilliam as Gollie"

"Elske McCain as Driver"

"It's The Biggest Entertainment Ever To Rock The Screen With Laughter!"

"If ever this mad, mad, mad, mad world needed "It's a mad, mad, mad, mad world" it's now! (1970 reissue)"

"Everybody who's ever been funny is in it!"

"Spencer Tracy - Captain T. G. Culpepper"

"Milton Berle - J. Russell Finch"

"Dorothy Provine - Emmeline Marcus-Finch, J. Russell's wife"

"Ethel Merman - Mrs. Marcus, Emmeline's mother"

"Dick Shawn - Sylvester Marcus, Emmeline's brother"

"Sid Caesar - Melville Crump"

"Edie Adams - Monica Crump, Melville's wife"

"Jonathan Winters - Lennie Pike"

"Mickey Rooney - Dingy Bell"

"Buddy Hackett - Benjy Benjamin"

"Phil Silvers - Otto Meyer"

"Terry-Thomas - Mr. Hawthorne"

"Jimmy Durante - Smiler Grogan"

"I don't wish to be forward, but we'd like to exchange cars with you. So the faster you get out, the better it'll be for your ass."

"You ain't no country preacher, Preacher."

"[to a woman riding a motorcycle in shorts] Hey where did you get those pants? [the womans pulls out a hammer, pounds his truck and rides off] You freak! I love you, come back!"

"Go... fuck... a duck."

"Thunderbolt... the man with the reputation. Lightfoot... the kid who's about to make one!"

"He has exactly seven minutes to get rich quick!"

"Clint Eastwood - John "Thunderbolt" Doherty"

"Jeff Bridges - Lightfoot"

"George Kennedy - Red Leary"

"Geoffrey Lewis - Eddie Goody"

"Gary Busey - Curly"

"Catherine Bach as Melody"

"Jack Dodson - Bank Manager"

"Gregory Walcott - Car Salesman"

"Vic Tayback - Construction Company Owner"

"Bill McKinney - Crazed Car Driver w/raccoon and rabbits"

"Burton Gilliam - Welder"

"Beth Howland - Bank Manager's Wife"

"Dub Taylor - Gas Station Attendant"

"Claudia Lennear - Secretary"

"June Fairchild - Gloria"

"Elisabeth Shue - Chris Parker"

"Maia Brewton - Sara Anderson"

"Keith Coogan - Brad Anderson"

"Anthony Rapp - Daryl Coopersmith"

"Penelope Ann Miller - Brenda"

"Bradley Whitford - Mike Todwell"

"Calvin Levels - Joe Gipp"

"Vincent D'Onofrio - Dawson"

"George Newbern - Dan Lynch, a college student"

"John Ford Noonan - "Handsome" John Pruitt"

"John Davis Chandler - Bleak"

"Ron Canada - Graydon, Bleak's second in command"

"Albert Collins - himself; a player in a Chicago Blues club"

"Lolita Davidovich - Sue Ann"

"Clark Johnson - Black Gang Leader"

"The best thing about turning over a new leaf on Saturday night is that it disappears with a Sunday morning hangover."

"Shoot a man for sleeping with someone's wife? That's silly. Half the town'd be wiped out."

"The chase is on!"

"A breathless explosive story of today!"

"Marlon Brando - Sheriff Calder"

"Jane Fonda - Anna Reeves"

"Robert Redford - Charlie "Bubber" Reeves"

"E. G. Marshal - Val Rogers"

"Angie Dickinson - Ruby Calder"

"Janice Rule - Emily Stewart"

"Miriam Hopkins - Mrs. Reeves"

"Martha Hyer - Mary Fuller"

"Richard Bradford - Damon Fuller"

"Robert Duvall - Edwin Stewart"

"James Fox - Jason "Jake" Rogers"

"Diana Hyland - Elizabeth Rogers"

"Paul Williams - Seymour"

"Clifton James - Lem"

"It's fast, it's wild, hot & funny"

"Getting there is twice the fun."

"Charlie Sheen - Jackson Davis "Jack" Hammond"

"Kristy Swanson - Natalie Voss"

"Rocky Carroll - Byron Wilder (Channel 8 traffic reporter)"

"Henry Rollins - Officer Dobbs (lead chase car driver)"

"Josh Mostel - Officer Figus (lead chase car passenger)"

"Bree Walker - Wendy Sorenson (Channel 8 news anchor)"

"Ray wise as Dalton Voss (Natalie's father)"

"Marshall Bell - Ari Josephson (Hammond's attorney)"

"Claudia Christian - Yvonne Voss (Natalie's stepmother)"

"Natalia Nogulich - Frances Voss (Natalie's mother)"

"Cary Elwes - Steve (Channel 12 news anchor)"

"Flea - Anthony Kiedis - Red-blooded American monster truck driver Dale, passenger Will"

"Paul Dandridge - himself"

"Cassian Elwes - The Producer (reality cop show)"

"Ron Jeremy - Cameraman (in Ari the lawyer's office)"

"Scott Atkins - Cop in San Diego"

"[Miffed at Brazilian street racer challenging him for pink slips] That little coupe may run the streets around here, but [Indicating his Charger] that monster has never seen a set of tail lights, ever."

"[Sees DSS readouts of the entire team] We just went from the middle of the "most wanted" list to the very top."

"[Briefing his team] All right, listen up. The men we're after are professional runners. They like speed and are guaranteed to go down in the hardest possible way, so make sure you got your funderwear on. We find them; we take them as a team and we bring them back. And above all else, we don't ever– EVER– let them get into cars."

"Vin Diesel — Dominic Toretto"

"Paul Walker — Brian O'Conner"

"Jordana Brewster — Mia Toretto-O'Conner"

"Tyrese Gibson — Roman Pearce"

"Ludacris — Tej Parker"

"Matt Schulze — Vince"

"Sung Kang — Han Seoul-Oh"

"Gal Gadot — Gisele Yashar"

"Tego Calderon — Tego Leo"

"Don Omar — Rico Santos"

"Joaquim de Almeida — Hernán Reyes"

"Dwayne Johnson — Agent Lucas "Luke" Hobbs"

"Elsa Pataky — Elena Neves"

"Michael Irby — Zizi"

"New Model. Original Parts."

"Vin Diesel - Dominic Toretto"

"Paul Walker - Brian O'Conner"

"Michelle Rodriguez - Leticia "Letty" Ortiz"

"Jordana Brewster - Mia Toretto"

"John Ortiz - Arturo Braga / Ramon Campos"

"Laz Alonso - Fenix Calderon"

"Gal Gadot - Gisele Yashar"

"Sung Kang - Han Seoul-Oh"

"Tego Calderón - Leo Tego"

"Don Omar - Rico Santos"

"Jack Conley - Penning"

"Shea Whigham - Michael Stasiak"

"Liza Lapira - Sophie Trinh"

"Mirtha Michelle - Cara Mirtha"

"Greg Cipes - Dwight Mueller"

"Ron Yuan - David Park"

"There's a hundred-thousand streets in this city. You don't need to know the route. You give me a time and a place, I give you a five minute window. Anything happens in that five minutes and I'm yours. No matter what. Anything happens a minute either side of that and you're on your own. Do you understand?"

"Hey, you want a toothpick?"

"If I drive for you, you get your money. You tell me where we start, where we're going, where we're going afterwards. I give you five minutes when we get there. Anything happens in that five minutes and I'm yours. No matter what. Anything a minute on either side of that and you're on your own. I don't sit in while you're running it down. I don't carry a gun. I drive."

"[on the phone with Irene] Can I talk to you? I won't keep you long. I have to go somewhere and I don't think I can come back. But I just wanted you to know. Getting to be around you and Benicio was the best thing that ever happened to me."

"You know the story about the scorpion and the frog? Your friend Nino didn't make it across the river."

"[After slapping Blanche and holding his hand over her mouth] Now, you just got a little boy's father killed and you almost got us killed and now you're lying to me. So how about this? From now on, every word out of your mouth is the truth or I'm going to hurt you."

"[about Shannon] I used to produce movies. In the 80s. Kind of like action films. Sexy stuff. One critic called them European. I thought they were shit. Anyway, he arranged all the cars for me. Did all the stunts. I liked him. I liked having him around, even though he overcharged the shit out of me. His next business venture, he got involved with some of Nino's friends. They didn't go for the overcharging bit. They broke his pelvis. He's never had a lot of luck. The reason I'm telling you this is that he has a lot invested in you. And so do I. So anything you need, you call me. We're a team now."

"Shut the fuck up, you fucking monkey!"

"Now it's your turn to clean up after me."

"My partner is a belligerent asshole with his back up against a wall, and now, so am I."

"Here's what I'm prepared to offer: you give me the money, the girl is safe. Forever. Nobody knows about her. She's off the map. I can't offer you the same. So, this is what I would suggest. We conclude our deal. We'll shake hands. You start the rest of your life. Any dreams you have, or plans, or hopes for your future... I think you're going to have to put that on hold. For the rest of your life you're going to be looking over your shoulder. I'm just telling you this because I want you to know the truth. But the girl is safe."

"A lot of guys mess around with married women, but you're the only one I know who robs a joint just to pay back the husband. Crazy."

"What happened to all the ashtrays in this town?"

"Get in. Get out. Get away."

"Some Heroes Are Real"

"There Are No Clean Getaways"

"Ryan Gosling - The Driver"

"Carey Mulligan - Irene"

"Bryan Cranston - Shannon"

"Albert Brooks - Bernie Rose"

"Ron Perlman - Nino "Izzy" Paolozzi"

"Christina Hendricks - Blanche"

"Oscar Isaac - Standard Gabriele"

"Let me tell ya somethin', Junior. If you ever embarrass me like that again, I'm gonna get an ax, and you're never gonna have to open your fly again."

"Ya know if Junior is able to get up in the morning, tie his shoelaces and take a pee, I'm not proud. I'm amazed."

"[twenty 18-wheelers are on a crash course with about 50 police cars] Welcome to the biggest game of chicken, boys!"

"Cledus has a heart, he cares about something other than himself."

"The Bandit is back and better than ever!"

"It's another race against time for Burt, Sally and Jackie!"

"Burt Reynolds - Bo "Bandit" Darville"

"Jackie Gleason - Sheriff Buford T. Justice / Gaylord Justice / Reginald Van Justice"

"Jerry Reed - Cledus "Snowman" Snow"

"Dom DeLuise - Dr. Frederico "Doc" Carlucci"

"Sally Field - Carrie/"Frog""

"Paul Williams - Little Enos Burdette"

"Pat McCormick - Big Enos Burdette"

"David Huddleston - John Coen"

"Mike Henry - Junior Justice"

"John Anderson - Governor"

"Brenda Lee - Nice Lady"

"Of course you know certain skeptics note that perhaps 10,000 of the nations' most elite highway patrolmen are out there waiting for us after we start, but let's stay positively: Think of the fact that there's not one state in the 50 that has the death penalty for speeding... although I'm not so sure about Ohio."

"Burt Reynolds - J.J. McClure"

"Dom DeLuise - Victor Prinzi"

"Roger Moore - Seymour Goldfarb, Jr."

"Farrah Fawcett - Pamela Glover"

"Dean Martin - Jamie Blake"

"Sammy Davis Jr. - Fenderbaum"

"George Furth - Arthur J. Foyt"

"Jackie Chan - Mitsubishi Driver #1"

"Jamie Farr - Sheik Abdul ben Falafel"

"Terry Bradshaw - Terry"

"Mel Tillis - Mel"

"Adrienne Barbeau - Marcie Thatcher"

"Tara Buckman - Jill Rivers"

"Peter Fonda - Chief Biker"

"Bert Convy - Bradford Compton"

"Jack Elam - Doctor Nikolas Van Helsing"

"Rick Aviles - Mad Dog"

"John Fiedler - the desk clerk"

"Joe Klecko - the Polish driver"

"Brock Yates - the race organizer"

"Hal Needham - the ambulance EMT (uncredited)"

"Ken Squier - a California Highway Patrolman"

"Follow that sum bitch."

"Junior, retirement is cat shit."

"[talking about Junior] He's dumb…but a loveable shit."

"Gimme the good old days when a pair of boobs were a couple of dumb guys."

"I've said it before and I'll say it again. There is no way, no way that you could come from my lions. Soon as we get home, I'm gonna put a lump on your mama's head."

"[yelling at Junior] Will you get away from me, you shit?"

"I'm going to be the bandit! I get to wear the hat and drive the car! I love this! Gimme the car!"

"I get to be the bandit? I don't have to drive the truck, don't have to haul anything but my ass?"

"Dusty Trails: Hey, Cledus, you forgot the mustard."

"Pull out the stops. To heck with the cops. Someone's making out like a bandit."

"Smokey's Back! And The Bandit is at it again!"

"Jackie Gleason — Montague County Sheriff Buford T. Justice"

"Jerry Reed — Cledus "Snowman" Snow/Bandit"

"Paul Williams — Little Enos Burdette"

"Pat McCormick — Big Enos Burdette"

"Mike Henry — Junior Justice"

"Colleen Camp — Dusty Trails"

"Faith Minton — Tina"

"Burt Reynolds — The Real Bandit (Bo "Bandit" Darville)"

"I don't have friends. I got family."

"[last words for Brian] I used to say I live my life a quarter mile at a time. And I think that's why we were brothers, because you did too. No matter where you are, whether it’s a quarter-mile away or halfway across the world...you'll always be with me, and you'll always be my brother."

"[talks to Dom as they try to escape Deckard Shaw aboard a Lykan Hypersport by driving it through the Etihad Towers] DOM, CARS DON'T FLY! CARS DON'T FLY!!! OH, SHIT!!!"

"[to Dom at a road crossing] Hey. You thought you could leave without saying goodbye?"

"One last ride."

"Vengeance hits home."

"This Film is Dedicated in Loving Memory to Paul Walker."

"Paul Walker as Brian O'Connor"

"Dwayne Johnson as Luke Hobbs"

"Michelle Rodriguez as Letty Ortiz"

"as Roman Pearce"

"Chris "Ludacris" Bridges as Tej Parker"

"as Mia Toretto"

"as Mose Jakande"

"Ronda Rousey as Kara"

"as Megan Ramsey"

"Kurt Russell as Mr. Nobody"

"Jason Statham as Deckard Shaw"

"as Han Seoul-Oh"

"Gal Gadot as Gisele Yashar"

"as Sean Boswell"

"as Elena Neves"

"as Sheppard"

"as Owen Shaw"

"And there goes the Challenger, being chased by the blue, blue meanies on wheels. The vicious traffic squad cars are after our lone driver, the last American hero, the electric centaur, the, the demi-god, the super driver of the golden west! Two nasty Nazi cars are close behind the beautiful lone driver. The police numbers are gettin' closer, closer, closer to our soul hero, in his soul mobile, yeah baby! They about to strike. They gonna get him. Smash him. Rape... the last beautiful free soul on this planet. But, it is written: "If the evil spirit arms the tiger with claws, Brahman provided wings for the dove." Thus spake the super guru."

"It's true, true, true, true, my friends. For, by the latest information, our soul Challenger has just broken the ring of evil the deep blue meanies have so righteously wrought. Get through 'em, baby! Get through 'em!"

"Kowalski, can you hear me? Do you hear me, Kowalski? Now, I know you can hear me, Kowalski. I'm sure you hear me now. This very minute. Now, you listen very carefully. The whole mobile force of the Nevada State Highway Patrol is after you. They waitin' for you to come up for air. Yeah. Now, some people imagine you'll try to get to California through Death Valley. And others bet you'll die there in the desert. These few are just too happy to see you vanish for good out there. But my tape deck is just as jammed with telegrams as my head is jammed with phone calls from people who are wishing you well in your getaway, no matter where it might lead you. I wish I could help you, but I can't. I can't. I don't think anybody can, except for that crazy lucky streak of yours. And now you're gonna need more luck. All of it, perhaps, and badly. You can beat the police, you can beat the road and you can even beat the clock. But you can't beat the desert. Nobody can."

"And today, in a beautiful gesture made by beautiful people, in beautiful downtown Goldfield, this radio station was named KOWalski, in honor of the last American hero, to whom speed means freedom of the soul. The question is not when's he gonna stop, but who is gonna stop him."

"Tighten your seat belt. You never had a trip like this before."

"It's the maximum trip... at maximum speed."

"Watch carefully because everything happens fast. The chase. The desert. The shack. The girl. The roadblock. The end."

"Barry Newman - Kowalski"

"Cleavon Little - Super Soul"

"Dean Jagger - Prospector"

"Victoria Medlin - Vera Thornton"

"Karl Swenson - Sandy McKees"

"Lee Weaver - Jake"

"John Amos - Super Soul's engineer"

"Tom Reese - Sheriff"

"Paul Koslo - Charlie"

"Robert Donner - Collins"

"Owen Bush - Communications officer"

"Bill Drake - KLZ-FM reporter"

"Severn Darden - Rev. J. 'Jessie' Hovah"

"Delaney Bramlett - J. Hovah's singer"

"Bonnie Bramlett - J. Hovah's singer"

"Bekka Bramlett - J. Hovah's baby"

"Rita Coolidge - J. Hovah's singer"

"Patrice Holloway - J. Hovah's singer"

"David Gates - J. Hovah's piano player"

"Anthony James - Male hitchhiker #1 (front seat)"

"Arthur Malet - Male hitchhiker #2 (back seat)"

"Timothy Scott - Angel"

"Gilda Texter - Nude motorcycle rider"

"Charlotte Rampling - Female hitchhiker"

"A RACE FOR LIFE IN A CHASE AGAINST DEATH!"

"John Loder — Don Rainsford"

"Audrey Long — Ellen Trowbirdge"

"Edgar Barrier — Erich Kreiger"

"Russell Wade — Robert Trowbridge"

"A raging animal of a man...more savage than any jungle killer!"

"The white-hot story of a fantastic hunt with human game as prey!"

"Clawing...Killing...Hacking his way across a thousand miles of steaming jungle!"

"The first motion picture to be exhibited in SuperScope-235! Full CinemaScope Screen. Full CinemaScope Aperture!"

"Richard Widmark — Michael Latimer"

"Trevor Howard — Browne"

"Jane Greer — Katie Connors"

"Peter van Eyck — Dr. Van Anders / Colonel Von Andre"

"[flips the bird at Rome while driving backwards] YEAH, ROME! HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES?! THAT'S THE BRIAN O'CONNER SCHOOL OF DRIVING RIGHT THERE, BABY!"

"[after Brian pulls off a reverse drive to impress Agent Fuentes] He did the "stare and drive" on you, didn't he? He got that from me!"

"[at the Tarpon Point rendezvous, after Brian gives him part of the hidden money] So you know nothing about the agents that stormed my jet? The funny thing is, I only told one person about the airstrip. [touches Agent Fuentes' face] Customs agents sure are getting pretty, aren't they? Put her on the boat."

"Paul Walker - Brian O'Conner"

"Tyrese Gibson - Roman "Rome" Pearce"

"Eva Mendes - Monica Fuentes"

"Thom Barry - Bilkins"

"Devon Aoki - Suki"

"Chris "Ludacris" Bridges - Tej Parker"

"Cole Hauser - Carter Verone"

"Yeah, I know. I heard."

"Sorry, little buddy."

"Maybe you should ask the shopping cart guy if he saw you flying up there."

"You lost, Dino? (Dino: What?) I mean I haven't seen you around for a long time. I figured you know you must be lost"

"No! No! No! No! Pete! No! No!"

"Oh, No, no, no, no, no, Are you crazy? do you know how expensive this car is? (Police man: Why don't you just take it around the corner?) Hey! hey! did you see how fast I was going? It must have been like 160 on that off-ramp. You should drive this car. It's AMAZING!"

"[as Julia plays chicken with a Hummer] Wait, are you crazy? Wait, wait, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! [The Hummer dodges and crashes into a cliff] Jesus! You are crazy! Nice, nice."

"(to Dino) We'll settle this behind the wheel."

"Like the car I brought? Because I know the cops will. Oh, and by the way, I think this belongs to you. [throws Anita's engagement ring into Dino's car]"

"Nice driving. I'm impressed. Tobey Marshall. The man to beat in Mount Kisco. Sorry about your old man. I know you were close."

"So, nothing has changed. after 10 years, you wanna just pick up some locker room fight. (Tobey: What do you want?) I wanna see you build a real car."

"I have a very special car that needs to be finished."

"Tobey Marshall doing something stupid and reckless again? Didn't that guy just get out of prison for manslaughter?"

"Aaron Paul - Tobey Marshall"

"Dominic Cooper - Dino Brewster"

"Imogen Poots - Julia Bonet"

"Kid Cudi - Sgt. Benny "Maverick" Jackson"

"Rami Malek - Finn"

"Ramon Rodriguez - Joe Peck"

"Michael Keaton - Monarch"

"Harrison Gilbertson - Pete Coleman"

"Dakota Johnson - Anita Coleman"

"♪ I am the watchman, The Dragon, I fear no fox, I fear no canine-thing. ♪"

"[during the end credits] So long, folks!"

"Carman Maxwell as Foxy. (uncredited)"

"Billy Bletcher as The Dragon (Foxy’s archenemy; uncredited)"

"Janet Waldo as Jeannie and Joan"

"Daws Butler as Spike (uncredited)"

"Bill Thompson as Police Officer"

"This features the final appearances of George and Joan and her baby. This also marks the final appearance of Jeannie, who was hated by fans due to her character often bordering on neglecting her job as a babysitter."

"Joan's husband George is absent in this cartoon."

"This marks the last of a few things:"

"Randy Quaid – Charlie"

"Shane Johnson – Scott"

"Josh Hammond – C.J. LongHammer"

"Jason Dohring – Robbie"

"Adam Vernier – Beefy"

"Kiersten Warren-Acevedo – Jeanine"

"Robert Clunis – Luther"

"Taylor Stanley – Denise"

"I can't work in an office. I don't like wearing suits. I like to ride. Fixed gear, steel frame, no brakes. The bike cannot coast. The pedals never stop turning. Can't stop. Don't want to either. There are 1,500 bike messengers on the streets of New York City. You can e-mail it, FedEx it, fax it, scan it, but when none of that shit works and this thing has to be at that place by this time, you need us. Some of us get killed out here. Pedestrians are a menace. Cabs are killers. One time or another we all get hit. Sometimes we gotta hit back. And we stick together, 'cause most people just wish we'd get off the street. "Go get a haircut. Take a shower. Get out of the way." They have no idea why anyone would risk their lives in a death maze for 80 bucks on a good day. But if you're out here thinking about the money, you're not gonna be around to spend it."

"[To Nima] If you lose the ticket I cannot give you back the money. You understand? This ticket now is money... for whoever holds it. If you have problems you don't call the police. You call this number. The Hawala system settles its own problems."

"Ride Like Hell"

"Racing against the clock."

"Joseph Gordon-Levitt – Wilee, a bicycle messenger"

"Michael Shannon – Robert "Bobby" Monday, a corrupt gambling-addicted NYPD detective"

"Dania Ramirez – Vanessa, Wilee's girlfriend, and bike messenger"

"Wolé Parks – Manny, Wilee's rival"

"Aasif Mandvi – Raj, Wilee's dispatcher"

"Jamie Chung – Nima, Vanessa's roommate"

"I ain't a person anymore. I don't know what I am. I'm sick!"

"[sucking blood off his fingers] It's finger-lickin' GOOD!"

"[after the bartender shoots Caleb] Hey! You look like forty miles of rough road! Why don't you sit this one out? I'll take it from here."

"Howdy. I'm gonna separate your head from your shoulders. Hope you don't mind none."

"Hey, Caleb! I hate to be an Indian giver, I really do, but you disappointed me. Now you're gonna have to pay. First, you're gonna give me back my spur. Then I'm gonna knock your tonsils out your asshole. What do you think of them apples, huh?"

"Hey, Caleb! Fasten your fuckin' seatbelt!"

"You're not gonna look so good... with your face ripped off."

"Loy Colton: Caleb, those people back there, they wasn't normal. Normal folks, they don't spit out bullets when you shoot 'em, no sir."

"Pray for daylight."

"The night has its price."

"Killing you would be easy, they'd rather terrify you...forever."

"At dawn they hide. At dark they wake. At night they search for blood...pray for daylight."

"In one hot hungry kiss, he gave her everlasting love. She gave him everlasting life."

"Blood is our life, Darkness, our feeding ground and sunlight, our eternal damnation."

"They can only kill you once. But they can terrify you forever."

"Adrian Pasdar - Caleb Colton"

"Jenny Wright - Mae"

"Lance Henriksen - Jesse Hooker"

"Bill Paxton - Severen"

"Jenette Goldstein - Diamondback"

"Joshua John Miller - Homer"

"Marcie Leeds - Sarah Colton"

"Tim Thomerson - Loy Colton"

"A million dollars! It's gonna be mine!"

"I'm troubled. What seemed to be a very simple task has taken the most perplexing of turns. So I'm gonna speak slowly and clearly, so that my message is not lost, ignored or misinterpreted. $1 million to the man who kills Carl Lucas. This offer expires in 48 hours. If and when that happens, I will consider you all enemies, and I will bring war on your own damn heads. Understand?"

"Hey, Goldberg. Someone had a play date with this car. I got nothing. No guns, no smoke, nothing."

"[to Katrina Banks] This is my fight. No choice. Hang on."

"Luke Goss – Carl "Luke" Lucas / "Frankenstein""

"DeObia Oparei – Bill "Big Bill""

"Hennie Bosman – Xander Grady"

"Robin Shou – "14K""

"Warrick Grier – Calin"

"Sean Higgs – Billy "Hillbilly" Hill"

"Trayan Milenov-Troy – "Scarface""

"Michael Solomon – "Sheik""

"Chase Armitage – "Apache""

"Tanit Phoenix – Katrina Banks"

"Lauren Cohan – September Jones"

"Fred Koehler – Lists"

"Ving Rhames – R. H. Weyland"

"Danny Trejo – Goldberg"

"Sean Bean – Markus Kane"

"Patrick Lyster – Medford Parks"

"Joe Vaz – Rocco"

"Wayne Harrison – Sergeant Linus Drago"

"Quentin Chong – 14K's Triad assassin"

"It is my sad duty to announce the death of Niles York. The visionary entrepreneur who brought Death Race to us, died in an explosion that also claimed the life of Katrina Banks on this third and final day of competition. We'd like to extend our deepest sympathies to Mr. York's family and friends."

"Yes, yes. I can confirm that Frankenstein has survived and is currently en route back to Terminal Island."

"I leave the task of rebuilding Death Race in your very capable hands. Death Race's home is, has been and always will be Terminal Island. Nowhere else. I've arranged a new pit crew leader for Frankenstein. You should have his information right in front of you."

"Luke Goss as Carl "Luke" Lucas / "Frankenstein""

"Tanit Phoenix as Katrina Banks"

"Danny Trejo as Goldberg"

"Fred Koehler as "Lists""

"Ving Rhames as R. H. Weyland"

"Dougray Scott as Niles York / "Frankenstein"; he was killed by Machine Gun Joe in Death Race (2008)."

"Robin Shou as "14K""

"Hlubi Mboya as Satana"

"Kim Syster as Olivia"

"Roxane Hayward as Prudence"

"Eugene Wanangwa Khumbanyiwa as Nero"

"Chase Armitage as "Apache" (archive footage)"

"Lauren Cohan as September Jones (archive footage)"

"Dick Ervasti as Commercial"

"Olivia Jackson as Palmer"

"Anton David Jeftha as "Jackal""

"Louis Joubert as Psycho Pit Crew #1"

"Brandon Livanos as "Pretty Boy""

"Dumani Mtya as Angry Skinhead"

"Michael Solomon as "Sheik" (archive footage)"

"Rowan Thane as Tunnel Riot Guard"

"Send me the best you've got, Warden. I'll send them back to you skinned, gutted and quartered."

"Connor Gibson is not the man we are coming to know. He is a warrior. A very decorated and specialized warrior, known in the shadow world of government killers for his wet work with the CIA. Targeted killing is his forte, and I am his mark. He's here at the behest of Weyland International. Sent here by the fascists from the outside because they think I've gained too much power. They fitted him with a strap, and he hangs around their waist like a hatchet. There's a helicopter ride to freedom waiting for him at the finish line. Tell me, Sergeant, am I wrong?"

"Did you think I wouldn't find out? So tell me, who's hiding behind the mask now, me or you? See you on the starting line."

"Death Race is for sociopathic killers. You gotta have gravel in your guts. You have to live for the smell of motor oil and high octane fuel. You gotta love the sound of rubber on asphalt, and the taste of blood in your mouth. And when you go to sleep at night, I mean that deep REM sleep, the sound of bullets whizzing past your head should give you comfort."

"Don't pick a fight with Godzilla 'cause you think you know how to throw a punch. Sleep on it. You still want Death Race tomorrow... we'll talk."

"Sometimes I get the feeling that Frank is playing chess... while the rest of us are playing checkers."

"If you think you can make a go of it against Frankenstein, you're wrong. I can barely handle him, and I'm three times the man you are."

"Are you ready, you bloodsuckers?! I can't hear you, you bunch of filthy sissies!!"

"And here they are! Welcome to Death Race, the ultimate in auto carnage. One day, 11 drivers, four stages and over 250 live camera feeds."

"Let's talk about the bad boys and girls that run this race. Featuring three-time racer Johnny Law and his monster police cruiser. He's here to protect and serve. Two-time racer the Fireman and his Dodge Ram Hemi. His ax is coming through your door. Queen bitch of the Sprawl, Matilda the Hun, sporting her school bus yellow Econoline van. And first-timer Gipsy Rose in her bad-for-nothing Mini Cooper S. With a face only a mother could love, here's Pierced-Face and his VW Bug. Nazi Bastard and his bloodthirsty truck from hell. Dirt and his Formula 1 War Cycle, counting on speed to keep him alive. Veteran racer Dead Man and his killer hearse. He didn't come here to rest in peace; no, sir. Behind the wheel of her Toyota Celica, virgin racer Cleopatra. And last but definitely least, our resident rat, Sergeant Gibson and his big block Camaro. He's got a bullseye on his back."

"Now, give it up for your champion, returning to the track of his seven straight wins, the man who just won't die, Frankenstein!"

"Welcome to Death Race, streaming live on the Dark Web to over 54 million viewers on 250 live camera feeds. This is the ultimate in vehicular carnage, uncut and totally rad. Stage one: the air field."

"Nine drivers remain as we enter the Deadlands. Frankenstein, Connor Gibson and Gipsy Rose lead the pack. Buckle up, bitches. The asphalt is running red, and we're just getting warmed up. Stage two: the Deadlands."

"Frankenstein and Benedict Arnold himself, Connor Gibson, battle for the lead. But Gipsy Rose and Johnny Law are hanging around the front of the pack."

"Well, I'll be damned. This traitor and his bitch, Bexie, just burned down the Fireman. Only five Death Racers left as they head into the projects. Frankenstein is still in the lead, with Gipsy Rose a close second, and Connor Gibson's eating everyone's dust in dead last. Stage three: the projects."

"No one's gonna shed a tear for Nazi Bastard and his nasty little Fräulein. I mean, boo-hoo. It's not a real loss to the planet Earth. Four drivers remain. Frankenstein and Gipsy Rose have opened up a big lead on Johnny Law and Connor Gibson."

"I can't believe what I just saw. Connor Gibson jumped the bridge, putting him right back in the thick of it. This bloodsucker's got game. Mmm."

"[describing Gibson to Goldberg for Baltimore Bob] Connor Gibson. In for felony... whatever. Two counts, six counts, who's counting? He's in here with the rest of us. I wish I had a few more b-bullet points for you, but he's a question mark."

"Zach McGowan - Connor Gibson"

"Danny Glover - Bob "Baltimore Bob""

"Christine Marzano - Jane"

"Danny Trejo - Goldberg"

"Fred Koehler - "Lists""

"Velislav Pavlov - "Frankenstein""

"Yennis Cheung - Rose "Gypsy Rose""

"Cassie Clare - Bexie"

"Lucy Aarden - Carley"

"Nicholas Aaron - Johnny Law"

"Cameron Jack - the Warden"

"Terence Maynard - Valentine"

"Velizar Peev - Nazi Bastard"

"Lorina Kamburova - Nazi Girl"

"O great American multitude and sports fans everywhere. Today, we inaugurate the 20th Annual Trans-Continental Road Race. Today, the five bravest young men and women in this greatest of nations will risk their lives in the greatest sporting event since the days of Spartacus! Three days hence, a new American champion will be crowned for all the world to behold, in awe, in respect, in fear!"

"All right, all right! This is Junior Bruce, your buddy-buddy and mine. And I'll be giving you the blow-by-blow, play-by-play when the kings and queens of the open road roar onto the track! Do I hear the sound of engines? It's Calamity Jane Kelly, queen of the road, at the wheel of that mean, ornery stud bull!"

"Zany Janey, winner of this year's trials at Watkins Glen, placed second in 1998 and led in last year's second lap until she went out with gear trouble. Her fans and lovers everywhere wish Janey better luck this year."

"My children, whom I love so dearly, it has been my duty in the long and difficult years since the World Crash of '79 to serve you as best I could. Never before in history have masses forgone all comfort, so that the spirit of genius might thrive and seek the golden key to a new time of plenty in the fertile field of minority privilege. And now, my children, the drivers are ready. The world is waiting. Once more, I give you what you want."

"David Carradine as "Frankenstein""

"Simone Griffeth as Annie Smith (Frankenstein's navigator)"

"Sylvester Stallone as Joe "Machine Gun" Viterbo"

"Mary Woronov as Jane "Calamity Jane" Kelly"

"Roberta Collins as Matilda "The Hun""

"Martin Kove as Ray "Nero the Hero" Lonagan"

"Louisa Moritz as Myra (Joe's navigator)"

"Don Steele as Junior Bruce (race announcer)"

"Joyce Jameson as Grace Pander (race announcer)"

"Carle Bensen as Harold (race announcer)"

"Sandy McCallum as Mr. President"

"Paul Laurence as Special Agent"

"Harriet Medin as Thomasina Paine"

"Vince Trankina as Lieutenant Fury"

"Bill Morey as Deacon"

"Fred Grandy as Herman 'The German' Boch (Matilda's navigator)"

"William Shephard as Pete (Jane's navigator)"

"Leslie McRay as Cleopatra (Nero's navigator)"

"Wendy Bartel as Laurie"

"Jack Favorite as Henry"

"Sandy Ignon as FBI Agent"

"John Landis as Mechanic"

"Darla McDonell as Rhonda Bainbridge"

"Roger Rook as Radio Operator"

"Wendy Dio as Blonde Masseuse"

"Hi, my fellow citizens of this great country of ours, the United Corporations of America. Why did those Pilgrims land on Plymouth Rock? Because they needed a place to stage the greatest filthy contest known to man!"

"Now, this is all about freedom. The freedom to sit on your big fat butt all day and watch the singly greatest sporting event known to man. Competition. That's what's made this country so great. Welcome to the Death Race!"

"That's right, race fans! We are moments away from the starting gun, and anticipation here has reached a medically dangerous level. The fifth installment of the great American tradition. Does it get any better than this?"

"Our first competitor is approaching the starting line. And judging by the smell of burned rubber and brimstone, it can only be Tammy the Terrorist! A three-time veteran of the race, and leader of her own extremely convoluted religion, is this the year Tammy turns prophecy into victory?"

"Manu Bennett as "Frankenstein", the cybernetic veteran Death Race champion"

"Malcolm McDowell as the Chairman of the United Corporations of America; a parody of Donald Trump complete with a "slight comb-over in his hair.""

"Marci Miller as Annie Sullivan, Frankenstein's proxy"

"Burt Grinstead as Jed Perfectus, a genetically engineered athlete who sees himself as the perfect driver"

"Folake Olowofoyeku as Minerva Jefferson, a hip-hop artist turned racer"

"Anessa Ramsey as Tammy "The Terrorist", a religious cult leader"

"Yancy Butler as Alexis Hamilton, a former network producer who leads a resistance group"

"Charlie Farrell as J.B., the male Death Race commentator"

"Shanna Olson as Grace Tickle, the female Death Race commentator and interviewer"

"Leslie Shaw as Eve Rocket, Perfectus' proxy"

"D.C. Douglas as ABE (voice), an evil, AI-controlled, self-driving race car"

"Pierre Paolo Goya Kobashigawa as Chi Wapp, Minerva's proxy"

"Sebastian Llosa as Steve, a civilian who watches the Death Race in VR through Annie's POV"

"Helen Loris as Dr. Creamer, ABE's programmer"

"[to Muldaur] I'm a policeman, you're a politician, and you're not running for office here!"

"Hubie and the truth have a way of not gettin' along with each other."

"The last thing she ever expected was to become a hero."

"When you're seventeen, people think they can do anything to you. Billie Jean is about to prove them wrong."

"Helen Slater - Billie Jean"

"Keith Gordon - Lloyd"

"Christian Slater - Binx"

"Richard Bradford - Pyatt"

"Peter Coyote - Lieutenant Ringwald"

"Martha Gehman - Ophelia"

"Yeardley Smith - Putter"

"Barry Tubb - Hubie"

"Dean Stockwell - Muldaur"

"[Repeated line] Don't call me babe!"

"Pamela Anderson as Barb Wire (as Pamela Anderson Lee)"

"Jack Noseworthy as Charlie"

"Steve Railsback as Colonel Pryzer"

"Temuera Morrison as Axel"

"Victoria Rowell as Cora D"

"Xander Berkeley as Alexander Willis"

"Udo Kier as Curly"

"Andre Rosey Brown as Big Fatso"

"Nicholas Worth as Ruben"

"Clint Howard as Schmitz"

"Jennifer Banko as Spike"

"Loren Rubin as Krebs"

"Tony Bill as Foster"

"Mary Anna Reyes as Woman in Torture Room"

"The blood from your whole body goes to your head... it stops there... never comes down. But soon, it will come out of your nose, your ears, and even your eyes... and then... you will die... painfully..."

"I don't sell shrimp chips."

"You know, since I've been here I've had four others like you. Strong, fast, young, they've all died, the last right in my arms. Before I go home I'd like to send one back alive."

"There is a time for diplomacy and a time for action. Diplomacy is dead."

"Sometimes the best are also the worst. It's really sad."

"[Comes out from an apartment building after servicing a client; then shoves Jessica to the ground] Bitch! I've gone for five minutes, and you think you can park your skinny ass in my spot? Fuck off! You want some more?! [Jessica, completely under influence, impulsively head-butts the hooker breaking her nose] Aah! She... She broke my nose!"

"Jet Li as Liu Jian"

"Bridget Fonda as Jessica Kamen"

"Tchéky Karyo as Insp. Richard"

"Ric Young as Mister Big"

"Burt Kwouk as Uncle Tai"

"Laurence Ashley as Aja"

"Cyril Raffaelli as Twin"

"Didier Azoulay as Twin"

"John Forgeham as Max"

"Paul Barrett as Pilot"

"Max Ryan as Lupo"

"My name is Taura and you can all kiss my ass."

"We are going to steal Bantor's shuttles... then we make like whores and blow this joint."

"Drink up! Drink up, little angels! Hell has just come to your party! [Bursts into maniacal laughter]"

"There are demons all around us. And they take the form of women!"

"Here's where these space-sluts get theirs."

"Sandy Brooke as Taura"

"Susan Stokey as Mike"

"Ross Hagen as Bantor"

"Marya Gant as Warden Exene"

"Aldo Ray as The Inquistor"

"Dawn Wildsmith as Muffin"

"Richard Alan Hench as Garth"

"Michael D. Sonye as Krago"

"Lindy Skyles as The Sovereign"

"Bobbie Bresee as Marai"

"Danita Aljuwani as Ruby"

"Dori Renee Crofts as Scratch"

"Liat Mathias as Stace"

"Mimi Monaco as Squeeker"

"Vivian Schilling as Marni"