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"Mega Man has ended the evil domination of Dr. Wily and restored the world to peace. However, the never ending battle continues until all destructive forces are defeated. Fight, Mega Man! For everlasting peace!"

"It’s MEGA MAN versus the powerful leaders and fighting forces of Monsteropolis-that strange multi-faceted land of robot-like Humanoids. Brilliant scientist Dr. Wright conceived the construction of fully-operational human-like experimental robots to perform specific everyday duties. Dr. Wright, and his assistant Dr. Wily, encouraged with their very first near-human robot – Mega Man proceeded to develop six additional humanoids, all programmed to perform prescribed rituals: Cutman: Designed to function as a lumberjack. Powerful saw-toothed scissor-like instrument protrudes from head, capable of gnawing through giant forest timbers. Gutsman: A bulldozing character capable of lifting and transporting huge boulders. Iceman: Impervious to chilling sub-zero temperatures, capable of human-like performances under extreme climatic conditions. Bombman: A real “blaster” as a heavy duty laborer who uses intensely powerful explosives to clear lands for Dr. Wright’s construction projects. Fireman: Melts and molds metals with flame throwing torch flaring from atop his head. Elecman: Dr. Wright’s electrifying creation- planned for conducting electrical operations – even supervising nuclear power plants. But, with the exception of MEGA MAN, all of Dr. wright’s near-human robot experimentation went awry. Assistant Dr. Wily turned disloyal, re-programming Dr. Wright’s Humanoids, now bent on destroying opposition so Dr. Wily could control the world and its resources. Resisting re-programming, MEGA MAN is chosen the defender of the universe and its inhabitants. MEGA MAN dares to single-handedly penetrate seven separate empires of Monsteropolis, eliminating the leaders and followers of these sovereignties. Get ready for some very exciting challenges!"

"In the year of 200X, a super robot named Megaman was created. Dr. Light created Megaman to stop the evil desires of Dr. Wily. However, after his defeat, Dr. Wily created eight of his own robots to counter Megaman."

"Some enemies are invulnerable to certain weapons, but usually one certain weapon will damage each opponent a great deal."

"In addition to the weapons, there are three special transportation items. These are: Item: acquired when HeatMan is defeated. This is a levitation platform. Up to three may be launched at a time. Item: Acquired when AirMan is defeated. This is a jet sled. Use it to fly over difficult areas. Item: Acquired when FlashMan is defeated. This is an elevator and may only be used against a wall. This item is capable of traveling higher than the Levitation Platform."

"As MEGA MAN defeats each enemy, he acquires their powers. HeatMan: The [H] Atomic Fire can throw three different sizes of fireballs. The longer you hold the fire button, the bigger the fireball. AirMan: The [A] Air Shooter throws small tornados WoodMan: The [W] Lead Shield creates a shield around you until you move. The leaves are then thrown in the direction the control pas is pushed. BubbleMan: The [B] Bubble Lead is a bubble that rolls on the ground in front of your and damages that it hits. QuickMan: The [O] Quick Boomerang can throw up to three boomerangs. Hold the fire button for continuous fire. FishMan: The [F] Time Stopper will freeze all enemies for a little while. Be careful. When this is used, it will continue until it is completely drained of energy. It cannot be turned off early. MetalMan: The [(M)]: Metal Blade is a gear. Up to three may be thrown in any direction the control pas is pushed. This is probably the best general purpose weapon and the energy lasts a long time. CrashMan: The [C] Crash Bomber can be thrown at walls and will detonate after a short delay. It may be used to get through certain walls. These weapons work with varying degrees of effectiveness on different opponents. It is best to experiment, especially when fighting the final robot of each level."

"Dr. Light: Oh no! Right after we received the last element... Wiley ran off with Gamma!"

"Protoman: Where's Wily?... Oh no. Too late."

"METAL ATTACK "Calling Mega Man! Calling mega Man! Come in please! Mega Man, we need you! We’re down to the wire on our peace-keeping project. We’ve got to get those last energy crystals or we can’t finish it. Dr. Wily is here now, too…. Yes… he’s finally found his sanity. He knows where the crystals are! They’re in the mining worlds, but we can’t get to ‘em. The robots are running amok and they’re destroying everything! “You’ve got to her there, Mega Man, and get those crystals! You’ll have to face some pretty mean metal. Expect the worst! Is Rush there with you? Give him a bolt to chew on and tell him it’s from us. What’s that – we must be getting static-sounds like you said ‘Woof!’ “Mega Man, get to those mining worlds pronto! Grab the crystal sand stop whoever’s in charge. He’s one lunatic guy! “This is Dr. Light. Over and out!”"

"Battle your way through a mad onslaught of crazed machinery. The Robot Masters pour on more insane weapons than you can believe! They clank, buzz, crawl, shoot, and blast from every direction. Explore every room and corridor. Climb every ladder Dodge, slide, leap, and fire to blast your attackers or at least get away! You start the round with 3 chances to make it through. Watch your Energy Meter at the top left corner of the screen. Your energy drains away as your take the crushing blows your foes dish out. Good thing you’ve got a steel noggin!"

"Keep going! Destroy all the robot fiends in this level, and you’ll face the diabolical Robot Master. His Energy Meter appears on the right of yours, so you can keep an eye on who’s winning! If you lose all your chances, the game ends. But if you demolish the Robot Master, you gain his weapons and capture the energy crystals from his world. Then you can take on the next maniac."

"RUSH TO THE RESCUE! Rush can change into mighty machines that get you through tough spots."

"RC- Rush turns into a springboard for high jumps. Rm – Rush’s submarine keeps you alive underwater. RJ – in Rush’s jet, the sky’s the limit."

"Rush has been sent to obedience school, so he disappears when you don’t need him anymore."

"Figure out how your enemies' weapons can help you. Then go after the Robot Masters in the right order to get the weapons you need for the next battle."

"Kalinka: Please MegaMan don't!! My father is not really evil. Dr. Wily took me hostage and forced my father to fight you. Please MegaMan, don't hurt my father any more."

"Dr. Cossack': MegaMan, forgive me!"

"Dr. Wily: You betrayed me, ProtoMan!! I'm gonna break you, MegaMan!!"

"INVITATION TO DOOM! A year after the destruction of Gamma, a mysterious message arrives a Dr. Light's lab... Good evening, Dr. Light. Allow me to introduce myself-I am Dr. Cossack. You may not have heard of me, but soon the world will know my name. Over the years, you have been hailed as the greatest robot designer in the world, while my robotic creations have been totally ignored. I cannot allow this to continue. The world must be made aware of my genius! From my Siberian citadel, I've sent eight of my most powerful robots to destroy that titanium troublemaker, Mega Man. Once they have obliterated him, I will place his broken body on display for the entire world to see. Only then will I be allowed to take my place as the greatest robot designer of all time! Dr. Cossack."

"THE BATTLE BEGINS! Wave after wave of mindless metal machines march toward you. Summon the full power of the Mega Buster and melt them down to size. Pick up energy pellets and weapon capsules to keep up your strength. Keep a eye on your energy meter in the top left corner of the screen. Because once your energy is gone, so is your life! Run, jump and climb through the mazes of twisted corridors to the lair of the robot master. Once you arrive, it's going to be a cybernetic slugfest and only one of you will survive. Keep on pounding the robot master with your weapons until his energy is depleted. Once he's been deactivated, grab his weapon and add it to your arsenal. Now you're ready to take on another of Dr. Cossack's crazy creations."

"MEGA POWER! At Mega Man's command is a host of high-tech weapons including the miraculous Mega Buster!"

"In every area, Mega Man must battle his way through an endless array of anarchistic androids. As he blasts these robotic rebels into oblivion, Mega Man may find a variety of special items to aid him in his journey."

"A LITTLE HELP FROM YOUR FRIENDS Mega Man is more than a match for Dr. Cossack's metal munching maniacs. But even a cybernetic super-hero needs a little help now and then. So, Dr. Light has sent Mega Man a couple of robotic reinforcements – just in case."

"A LITTLE HELP FROM YOUR FRIEND cont. Waiting for you in certain stages if Flip-Top, Dr. Light's cybernetic suitcase. When you see him, just walk right up and Flip-Top will toss you a power-up item. Once his compartment is empty, Flip-Top will automatically transport back to Dr. Light's lab for a refill."

"In the year 20XX AD. A vicious army of robots is bent on destroying the world!! And behind this destruction is... ProtoMan!?"

"Dr. Wily: Until now I have managed to frame ProtoMan for my crimes, but now the real ProtoMan has appeared and spoiled my plan!! Dr. Light is a captive in my lab. Come if you dare!! Ha, ha, ha."

"BROTHER AGAINST BROTHER! “Cossack to Mega Man! Cossack to Mega Man! Come in, Mega Man!” “Protoman has gone wild! City Hall and the spaceport have been totally destroyed and the city's power grid is in shambles. I've never seen destruction on this scale before.” “I know you're worried about Dr. Light, but your first duty is to free the city from the grip of Protoman's robots. I can modify your reactor to give the Mega Buster a little more power, but the rest is up to you. Dr. Light and I had been working on a special project, but it's not finished yet. Maybe if I can get it working, it might give you an edge.” Remember to watch your back mega Man. Protoman seems to have become more ruthless than we thought possible. Good Luck.” “Cossack out!”"

"ATTACK OF THE CYBERNETIC SOLDIERS! The dark shadows of Protoman's eight robots now cover the city. Each of these cybernetic soldiers have surrounded themselves with wave after wave of mindless metal munchkins who are just waiting to pound Mega Man! It's up to you to run, jump and climb past death-dealing robots and metallic maniacs to get into the robot master's inner sanctum. Once you arrive, you'll dig in and stand toe-to-toe against his awesome attacks! Pummel him with the power of your Mega Buster to throw him on the scrap heap for good. Add his weapon to your arsenal and get ready for action as you face the enxt robotic rebel!"

"POWER UP! As you blast Protoman's cybernetic creations to smithereens, you will gain their special weapon and add it to your arsenal."

"ROBOTIC REINFORCEMENTS Mega Man isn't the only one who is worried about Dr. Light! Rush and Flip-Top are scouring the city for any clue to the location of their lost leader. But if Mega Man is in needs of a little help, Rush is ready to leap to his side. Using his special powers, Rush can transform into a two unique configurations to help Mega Man get by treacherous traps."

"Flip-Top, Dr. Light's cybernetic suitcase, will appear from time to time and give Mega Man a power-up item. Once he has dropped off his package, he will automatically transport himself back to Dr. Light's lab."

"JUST BEAT IT! Prior to Dr. Light's kidnapping, he and Dr. Cossack had been working on a brand new attack robot named BEAT. Hidden throughout the city are the parts to activate this powerful new ally."

"In the year 20XX AD... The 1st Annual Robot Tournament was held with 8 of the world's most powerful robots. But... Mr. X, the sponsor of the tournament, took control of the robots and began to take over the world."

"MegaMan: MegaMan: Mr. X!! Why!?"

"Mr. X: My scheme for world domination has faild! But I still have enough power to destroy you!"

"Triumphant at last, Mega Man arrested the notorious Dr. Wily and brought him to justice. Sentenced to prison for his crimes, Dr. Wily now rules over a prison cell. At long last, the world is at peace."

"THE MYSTERIOUS MR.X The most talented robot designers from across the globe have come to the 1st Annual Robot Tournament sponsored by the billionaire, Mr X. Traveling from Japan, Canada and the United States, the designers have brought their finest cybernetic creations to do battle in a series of tests to see which robot can claim the title of “The Most Powerful Robot In the World.” Nothing seems strange as the contest begins, but when the top eight robots enter the arena for the final event, the lights dim and the mysterious Mr. X appears... “Ladies and Gentlemen, I wish to thank you all for coming to see the final event of my 1st Annual Robot Tournament. As you know, I have kept the final event of the tournament secret. This event will test the strength, skill and intelligence of each of these fine robots. In fact, it will also test the strength and skill of each one of you. That may seem strange, but I'm sure you will understand when I explain that the final test for these robots is to help me conquer the world!” “Please excuse me and my robots as we teleport out of here, but we have a lot of work to do. But don't worry, you'll see me again soon. Real Soon!”"

"DECATHALON OF DOOM! Out-numbered and out-gunned, Mega Man stands alone against the advancing robot hoards. Even with his Mega Buster all charged up, he's going to need to move at world class speed to blast every robot back to the starting line. Collecting power-up items to keep up his strength, Mega Man must find his way through an endless maze of corridors to the lair of the stolen robot. But Mr. X has done some quick reprograming and made sure these robots don't want to be rescued. So, it's a battle of power and agility as Mega Man attempts to deactivate the robots using his entire arsenal of weapons! Blasting his opponent until their energy level is gone Mega Man is determined to win the battle and emerge victorious to face the next robotic rebel!"

"MEGA POWER! As you blast each of Mr. X's metal maniacs, you will gain a special weapon and add it to your arsenal."

"MORE POWER TO YOU! Unable to stand against the awesome power of Mr. X's army, Mega Man and Dr. Light realized they needed something new to combat this threat. Laboring long and hard, Dr. Light was able to design two new transformations circuits for use with Rush, Mega Man's canine companion. Once Mega Man finds these powers adaptors, we will be able to call Rush to his side and together they will become more powerful than ever!"

"WARNING! Because of the size of the Power Mega Man Armor, Mega Man cannot use other weapon systems and cannot slide while wearing it."

"WARNING! The turbo thrusters can only keep Mega Man in the air for short time before they overheat and drop Mga Man back down the ground."

"A LITTLE CYBERNETIC SUPPORT Flip-Top, Dr. Light's cybernetic suitcase, will teleport down with a power-up items from time to time, but for this mission Mega Man needs a little more help. So, Dr. Light has been hard at work to create a remote-controlled attack bird named BEAT. But BEAT's four new circuit plates are missing! If Mega Man is able to find and collect the B, E, A, and T circuit plates, he'll automatically teleport them back to Dr. Light for final assembly."

"Soaring down from the clouds, BEAT will automatically attack any enemy on screen and shred them to tin foil with his razor-sharp talons."

"SPECIAL ITEMS As Mega Man blasts through wave after wave of cybernetic soldiers, he'll find a variety of powerful items that will increase his chance of survival in the battles that lie ahead."

"USING YOUR PASSWORD If you reduce the sinister cyborgs into scrap metal, Mega Man may be rewarded with a secret password."

"In the year 20XXAD. The world cheered Megaman when at long last he captured and imprisoned Dr. Wily. But... Dr. Wily always knew his schemes might end in failure and had planned for just such an occasion. Four robots had been hidden away and after six months without being contacted by Dr. Willy, they activate and begin searching for their master..."

"Megaman: Can't this thing go any faster, Auto?? The city is under attack!"

"Bass: You are as good as they say, Megaman."

"Megaman: Dr. Light, what do you think of Bass?"

"Protoman: So brother, you are not as weak as I thought. Let's see which of us father made stronger!"

"Protoman: Maybe you are the superior model, Megaman. Here, take this with you."

"Bass: Damn... I was careless! I feel so stupid to have been defeated so easily... Maybe I should give up and leave Wily to you!"

"Dr. Light: Is that you Megaman? Bass went berserk after I completed his repairs. He stole the parts for the new enhancements..."

"Bass: You are far too weak Megaman. Wily may fear you, but I do not!"

"Bass: Round 1 goes to you, Megaman. But I'll be back..."

"Bass: Ah, my wait is over! This time the mighty Megaman shall fall!"

"Bass: Why... Why can't I destroy him...??"

"Dr. Wily: Ok, I give up. Sorry about all the trouble. I'll go quietly..."

"The world's pulse raced with excitement! Everyone truly believed the conniving Dr. Wily had been stopped for good and imprisoned by the valiant Mega Man. Reporters jockeyed with cameramen for snapshots as the infamous Doctor hung his head while being dragged away in handcuffs. Dr. Wily would soon be behind bars. Or would he? Dr. Wily was ready for anything. He had known his dastardly plans would end in failure some day, so after six months without contact his laboratory sprang to life. Monitors whirred into action, lights flashed and the lab control panel booted up. In no time four hidden robots emerged. The robots then began a rampage in search of their master. Wily had done it again. Nothing would get in their way! The world's racing pulse turned to nervous fear as a city was pummeled. Wasn't Dr. Wipy in jail? Why was this still happening? The four robots took no heed to the great robot creator named Dr. Light. Mega Man found Dr. Light and the canine cyborg Rush fallen in the streets. “Dr. Light? Are you O.K?” Mega Man shouted. “Mega Man! We have no time,” replied Dr. Light. “Dr. Wily is using his robots to cover up his escape. You must go! Follow his spaceship!!!” Mega Man, Dr. Light and Rush looked on in horror as Dr. Wily's spaceship shot out of the prison. Dr. Wily was on the loose!"

"Mega Power! As you blast each of Dr. Wily's metal maniacs, you will gain a special weapon and add it to your arsenal. Also, there are a variety of supplemental items you can find in the game or purchase at Eddie's Cybernetic Support Shop."

"RUSH Where would Mega Man be without his trusty canine companion Rush? Mega Man begins his battle against Dr. wily with the Rush Coil power. When called upon, Rush will appear and when Mega Man jumps onto Rush's back he will bounce high in the air and get to an area previously out of reach. There is another Rush adaptor power called Rush Jet. It is hidden but if Mega Man finds it he can ride Rush's back to get across a dangerous area safely. The Rush Jet can also be purchased at Eddie's but isn't it better to find it for free? In Mega Man's most recent adventure, he acquired special Rush enhancements form Dr. Light that launched him high into the sky and also transformed his body armor to give him an extra Rocket Buster. Mega Man still has these abilities, but this time Power Mega Man and Jet Mega Man have been combined into one Rush power adaptor called the Super Adaptor (S. Adaptor). Once Mega Man finds the circuit plates that spell R U S H, they will automatically be teleported back to Dr. Light and Mega Man will be able to call up the Super Adaptor from the Weapon Select screen."

"WARNING! Because of the size of the Super Adaptor, Mega Man cannot use other weapon systems and cannot slide while wearing it."

"RUSH SEARCH Dr. Light has been hard at work with additional enhancements for Rush. His latest invention is the Rush Search. It can be found in one of the Robot stages, or you can purchase it at Eddie's. Why buy what you can find with a little ingenuity? The Rush Search is a power adaptor that allows Rush to find buried power-ups or items. He can also identify hidden passages. The Rush Search is a very helpful addition, so use it as much as you can to get special items and to find hidden rooms or pathways to special power-ups. You may save time and money (bolts) in the long run."

"Rush will appear and begin to sniff the area. If he finds a hidden item, he will begin to dig and the item will appear. Many times he may just dig up some useless junk, but most of the time he will find a special item. If Rush Search finds a hidden room or passageway nearby, he will bark and go crazy. Search around the walls to find the hidden area. If he just stands still and yawns, there is nothing hidden in the vicinity."

"As Mega Man blasts through wave after wave of metallic mayhem, he'll find a variety of powerful items that will increase his chance of survival in battles that lie ahead."

"If you reduce the sinister cyborgs into scrap metal, Mega Man will be rewarded with a secret password."

"Bass: MegaMan, today we finish this!"

"Dr. Light: A strange meteor has struck the Earth just a while ago. This meteor seems to be emitting a powerful energy signature. Something this powerful must not fall into the hands of evil."

"Dr. Wily: Nyahaha! MegaMan, so you've come! How did you find my secret base? I'm impressed! But you're too late! I've just found something that's more powerful than this base! Ha! Ha! Ha! Now the world is mine!"

"MegaMan: Wait! Wily! I've got to go after him! What's this? A robot? … It' still alive. I must help it!"

"Dr. Light: MegaMan, you must go after him! We don't know who he is, and it could be dangerous to leave him alone!"

"MegaMan: You are...! Wait! Who are you?!"

"MegaMan: That robot was holding back. He didn't fight me with everything he had. I wonder why?"

"Dr. Wily: I'm impressed! I didn't think you'd make it this far, MegaMan! However, I don't have time to deal with you! Say goodnight!"

"Duo: This is what you people call "Evil Energy." According to the studies I've done so far, the one who obtained the original energy must be a being of complete evil. This kind of energy absorbs the evil in a person's mind and then multiplies. Judging by the quick rate of its growth, it'll take over the planet in a matter of days! We must stop it!"

"Bass: MegaMan! You can't escape this time!"

"Bass: Let's do it! I'll show you what true power is!"

"Dr. Wily: Wa ha ha ha! You're trapped, MegaMan! You can't move, can you! With this incredible energy, I can't be beaten. It's time I finally finished you off!"

"Dr. Wily: S... sorry! I was wrong! Please forgive me!"

"Duo: If your mind is not completely taken by the evil, you'll be saved. MegaMan... I can see into your mind... You... have been working so hard for justice. With your help, this planet will survive."

"Mega Man, the second robot created by Dr. Thomas Light, was originally intended only to perform functions in the laboratory that Dr. Light could not. Slowly Dr. Light began using Mega Man for more and more advanced robotics experiments. One day, Mega Man walked in on Dr. Light listening to an intercepted transmission from the evil Dr. Wily. The transmission exposed Dr. Wily's plans for world domination. Mega Man convinced the good Dr. Light to let him chase down and eliminate the threat of his nemesis. Mega Man's days as a gofer in the lab were over."

"DESTINATION: METEOR CRASH Dr. Light sped to his controls to react to the sudden alarms. Lights flashed and electronic sounds blared. He scanned the meters and checked the print-outs for any clues to what had just happened. Then the computer centered on the disruption in the radar and brought it on-screen. “Mega Man, come in! You must investigate the disturbance immediately. Come in, Mega Man! A holograph displaying the gentle face of the Titanium Titan gradually materialized, and Dr. Light breathed a sigh of relief. Mega Man was already in the vicinity. “Yes, Dr. Light. I have the readings. From the looks of it that comet was not an accident. I detect a high concentration of metal alloy in that fireball. I bet Dr. Wily is behind this” “If not, he at least knows about it and is nearby. It crashed onto that deserted island. If Wily's there, don't let him get away. And be careful Mega Man. Remember what happened the last time!”"

"OTHER DR. LIGHT CREATIONS Mega Man is not alone on this adventure. Dr. Light has been busy creating other robots to help Mega Man find Dr. Wily. Here is who Mega Man can count on when he needs help."

"ROLL DL#002 Mega Man's younger sister. Roll works in the laboratory and assists Dr. Light in turning the bolts Mega Man collects into those nifty items he can obtain at the lab."

"PROTO MAN DL #000 Dr. Light's first creation seems to be at the right place at the right time. Good of Proto Man. You know good things are usually nearby when he shows up."

"AUTO Normally a technical assistant in the lab, the beefy Auto steps out of the lab and into the hunt with his custom weapon. Mega Man can definitely count on Auto to lend a ahnd."

"EDDY “FLIP-TOP” Dr. Light made Eddy to transport things from the lab to his robots in the field. Now Eddy has been equipped with the ability to fly so, along with Eddy, Mega Man has some real fire power."

"BEAT The famous crime-fighting bird named Beat is always out for world peace. Beat was built by Dr. Cossack, a long-time friend and colleague of Dr. Ligh. Cossack and Light worked together so well that Cossack gave Beat to Mega Man to support him in battle. While flying, Beat will dash out and attack if fully charged."

"RUSH Where would any person be without a trust canine at their side? The same goes for the Blue Bomber and Rush the Robo Dog. Rush can transform himself into many different vehicles so Mega Man cannot do without him. All Rush powers have limited energy, and once you call on him you must use all the energy from that power."

""Wahahahaha! Ladies and gentlemen, your attention. please. The name's Wily! The one and only -- the brilliant scientist, Dr. Wily! It may seem rather sudden to you, but I've decided I'd like to take over the world! (Laughs) Ahem! Anyway, to begin... Dr. Light! I'll be taking your precious robots!!" - in the beginning of Mega Man: Powered Up"

""Wha... Why you insolent fool! I will crush you with a loud, loud crunch!" - just before final boss 1 in Mega Man: Powered Up"

""You forget, Mega Man. Robots cannot harm humans..." - at the end of Mega Man 7"

""Kyahahaha! The world is mine!" - Megaman 8"

"I hate Mega Man. He ruins everything."

"Wily: "Why do you oppose me, the one who created you?" Bass: "Because you always interfere with me! I can defeat Mega Man by myself with no problem. You should go crawl in a hole somewhere." Wily: "You know, I think I regret creating you, pompous robot." Bass: "Ha! You created me? So what? If you created a powerful robot such as myself, it must have been an accident." Wily: "Funny you say that, you're actually right. I studied Mega Man hoping to create a similar robot. Then I developed a powerful energy called "Bassnium" purely by accident. Thus, I created you Bass. Currently Bassnium is the most powerful energy on Earth. But, that's not for long. Hee hee, I've learned from my accident... ...And I've created a new type of robot which is much more powerful than you or Mega Man! It'll be some time before I complete this project, though. You better get ready!" Bass: "Ha! This girlie-looking, long-haired robot will be the strongest? Don't make me laugh!" Wily: "Don't be so over-confident. This robot's power level is far superior to yours. And this is more than just a simple robot. With this robot and my other project complete, the world will be mine! No one will stop me! Hee hee hee hee!" Bass: "Yikes! This guy is as crazy as I thought." - at the end of Mega Man 2: The Power Fighters (when Bass wins the final stage alone)"

"Wily: "What do you mean he escaped?" Proto Man: "As in: Got away, vamoosed, departed, beat feet...” Wily:: "I know what the word means!" -At the Mega Man TV Show Episode The Day the Moon fell"

""At last, the world will bow down to the genius of Doctor Wily!" -Mega Man 11"

"I hate to say I told you so, but... I told you so."

"Don't strain your brain, Wily. He'll come back. He always does."

"Boy, what's the world coming to when you can't trust your own brother?"

"Give me that, you robo-twits."

"Ten-four, Supreme Space Cadet, sir!"

"I knew you'd risk yourself for Mr. Lincoln!"

"Whatever turns you on, Wily."

"That madman! Even worse than those Joe robots... to think he'd come up with something like this..."

"Just the image of Mega Man standing [...] there's a sadness to it. Even his sprite has a certain gravity and seriousness to it [....] When I see a young child playing alone, in a park or in the middle of the street, playing by himself [...] there's something so sad about that sight, it can almost bring me to tears. And there's something similarly lonely about Mega Man [...]. In the backstory I wrote, Mega Man alone is equipped with the functionality to turn himself off. That very fact imbues him with a sadness. The other robot masters were made for some kind of specific job or work, so there's no need for them to have an "off switch" they can control. However, a robot helper like Mega Man can make his own judgements, and therefore can decide whether he's needed or not [...]. The sadness of being a robot is having this inorganic existence."

"(referring to his friend Larry) Our school had a saying: "When something smells, it's usually the Butz." In the 23 years I've known him, it's usually been true."

"The autopsy notes the time of death at sometime after 4 P.M.. There was nobody to... er... no "body" to find at 1:00 PM!"

"Proof enough for you, Mr. Sahwit? Or should I say... Mr. Did It!"

"(TELL. THE. TRUTH.)"

"(LIE. LIKE. A DOG.)"

"Lies always beget more lies! See through one, and their whole story falls apart!"

"I think I feel a migraine coming on..."

"Try thinking out of the box! Don't waste time doubting the facts. Assume the clock was three hours slow and... Think through it! Ask yourself, "Why was the clock three hours slow"? Figure out the reason, and you'll have your proof!"

"Wright? I hope you see the importance of evidence now. Also, hopefully you realize, things change depending on how you look at them. People, too. We never really know if our clients are guilty or innocent. All we can do is believe in them. And in order to believe in them, you have to believe in yourself."

"Why did I become a lawyer in the first place...? Because someone has to look out for the people who have no one on their side."

"(My heart goes out to you, Edgeworth. Not.)"

"The sky is blue, and so am I..."

"Detective Gumshoe, you're a sham!"

"(Alright! I've got nothing to lose! Except for... well, everything!)"

"(Why do I always feel like it's the end of the world and I'm the last man standing?)"

"Wasn't it you who told me "proof is everything"? Well, I was listening. And now I'll show you the "proof" you like so much!"

"Amateurs, amateurs. Listen to me, Mr. Wright. In the courtroom, evidence is everything. Without it, you have nothing. You ARE nothing."

"I object! That was... objectionable!"

"*Shaking* Upstart..! Amateur..! These accusations... are ludicrous!"

"The guilty will always lie, to avoid being found out. There's no way to tell who is guilty and who is innocent! All that I can hope to do is get every defendant declared "guilty"! So I make that my policy."

"Welcome! Please furnish me with the title of your personage! …Your name! What's your name? I was just inquirably asking the title that you go by."

"My motto is: "Don't worry, be happy!""

"The police... the courts... To me they are mere toys. Playthings for my amusement!"

"What's wrong? Is something stuck to my face? Why yes! There's my eyes, and my nose, and my mouth."

"I am always abso-posi-lutely perfect!"

"I gave chase... wait, what?"

"I like a man with a big... vocabulary."

"What's it to you, porcupine-head!?"

"You... you LAWYER!"

"What is it, you little shrimp!"

"You stinking lawyer! I hope you die!"

"Bottom-feeding, scum-sucking lawyer!"

"Ah-HHHHEM!"

""Ah... the days of my youth... like the scent of fresh lemon..." you see."

"Despite his name, Mr. White has the blackest reputation of any man in this country."

"Mia's favorite potted plant. Maya has been watering it so much lately it looks a little... swollen. She's either trying to make it grow... or she's perfecting her water torture technique."

"(So he was sleeping the entire afternoon of the murder? Some action hero!)"

"They always have mirrors like this in dressing rooms. I see my hair is still nice and spiky, just how I like it."

"It must be nice to live so free of guilt."

"Ohhh yeah, right here! Sherlock Holmes II, baby!"

"HE COULDN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

"(referring to Wendy Oldbag)Uh oh, she's really pissed this time!"

"I was hoping to come up with a question while I was objecting, Your Honor... I didn't."

"Indeed! Verily, I say... Ergo!"

"[to Phoenix] Thanks to you, I am saddled with unnecessary... feelings."

"Hey! I'm only 17! That's seven-"teen." See? I'm a teen! Not like you, Nick."

"It's a nightmare! The Steel Samurai is over! The world is over!"

"Um, maybe I shouldn't be saying this... But he definitely did it. Murder. At least once. Maybe twice."

"Umm... Nick? Will I grow up to be like her [Oldbag]? Please say "no.""

"Old windbag sure has balls! Or... well, you know what I mean."

"Oh great. Stop the presses. The Windbag wants to talk."

"Um, Nick? You know that problem of yours? That problem where you present evidence that makes no sense? You're doing it again."

"It seems like it was only yesterday. Actually, it was only yesterday."

"The Steel Samurai is the lead character in a popular kid's show. He walks the streets of Neo Olde Tokyo... Fighting battle after battle against the Evil Magistrate and his minions. Of course, he never really defeats the Evil Magistrate. Although... I guess he did defeat him this time..."

"She [Oldbag] sucks up to all the bigwigs at the studio... But let her see you stumble once and she'll never let up on you."

"(Talking about Will Powers) He's not a bad kid, but don't be fooled by his mask! You wouldn't want him on the silver screen without it, believe me. Little old ladies watching would lose their lunch!"

"You look as though you've seen a ghost!"

"You spiky-haired cretin!"

"Umm... E-Edgey-boy! Help!"

"Witness, you've had a long day. Shut your pie-hole."

"I set my ATM card's number to "0001" because I'm number one!"

"So what? My granddaughter has a dog she calls Phoenix! Well, Mr Phoenix Wright? Does that make you my grand-daughter's fiancée?! She's only seven years old!"

"This photo is worth a thousand words… and they all read "guilty"!"

"I've heard of desperate men grasping at straws, but this is the first time I've heard of men grasping at macaws! Hah!"

"Objection! Sustained!"

"Note to self: Mr Edgeworth's sighs smell like citrus fruit."

"(looking at a chessboard) And check out that poor pawn, his head is kind of spiky... Kind of reminds me of you."

"Maybe Edgeworth took his unholy revenge on the detectives and slapped somebody!"

"Hey! I used to take Organ lessons! They called me "Little Miss Bach" in Kindergarten. Of course, that was before I learnt to play any notes. *single organ note* I never could remember where 'C' was..."

"So does that mean if I order pizza, I'm planning to kill the delivery boy?"

"I spent a whole day looking for my dentures. They turned out to be in my mouth all along."

"This piece of evidence indeed seems to contradict something... like your outward appearance of mental sanity!!! [Judge penalizes Phoenix]"

"Why do I come here to the office every day ? It's not like I want to work."

"What's this? It looks like a shield of some kind... It's broken. Maybe it's made out of chocolate, and he [Edgeworth] took a bite out of it."

"(Leave it at that!? This is a murder case, people!)"

"A "human machine"!? That's a contradiction!"

"Ladies and gentlemen, if you're going to plan a murder, you don't forget the weapon!"

"[referring to Edgeworth's chess set] Pink 'edges'... surrounding a blue pawn with spiky hair... *shudders* Nah, it's probably nothing..."

"So, sheriff! What do you have to say... in eight words or less?"

"No one can change the past. The only thing we can do is strive to make up for our mistakes. Why must we make up for our mistakes, you ask? Because in so doing... we can find the way back to our path. And once we've found our path, we can move on from our past mistakes toward a brighter future."

"Our job is to find truth, no matter how painful it may be."

"When you've run into a wall with no place to go, return to the basics."

"... You can wipe that foolish grin off your face now, Wright!"

"The act of making an innocent girl cry should warrant the death penalty."

"Just remember one thing, Mr. Wright. Every time you point your finger, someone gets hurt."

"When a detective screws up, the Chief calls him to his office... and makes him listen to the organ for hours. (...) After that, the detective can't hear anything for days except for the ringing in his ears."

"When there's gunshots, there's bound to be bullets."

"(When presenting the yellow baseball glove a witness has mistaken for a bunch of bananas) Doesn't it look delicious? Care for a bite?"

"(Nowhere to run... I'm sooo dead!)"

"So, my name is "Phoenix Wright"? What a weird name."

"(Recalling his friends and picturing Winston Payne) ...This person... I haven't got a clue. He seems to know me but maybe he's mistaking me for someone else?"

"Earth to Nick! What's the matter?"

"You know, you're awfully forgetful these days, Nick. I hope I never get to be a forgetful old prune like you."

"Come on, Nick. We can talk about you being old later."

"She'd never do anything like that! You hear me?! Never! She's a great kid, and really cute... And really great... And cute."

"Wonderful. Today's special must be Filet O' Phoenix!"

"Nick? NICK! You're too young to die!"

"I guess putting a poster of a magician in a law office is kinda strange."

"Difficult-looking legal books stand in a formidable row. They mock me. I tried reading one, and it made my head hurt. When I closed it, it slipped out of my hand. Then my foot hurt too."

"Words can not describe how screwed I am."

"(Being suprised by Oldbag) Zoinks! It's the Alien!"

"("Bad Ending" speech) And just like that... the case came to an end. I ran from the courtroom and wandered the streets alone. I never saw Maya again. De Killer is a man of his word, so I'm sure he let Maya go. The trial of Adrian Andrews went ahead and the newspapers read the following headline... Guilty of course. The "miracle" never happen (sic). Maybe it was never meant to. Because a "miracle" is something that doesn't exist."

"(Referring to Edgeworth seeing Oldbag on the witness stand) (I wonder what happened to that calm and cool composure he had earlier...)"

"So? A baseball has stitches! Are you saying all baseballs are suspicious because they have stitches!?"

"So? A football is made of leather! Are you saying all footballs are suspicious because they are made of leather!?"

"(Upon learning that one of his witnesses was actually Wendy Oldbag) I saw the report with her testimony, but who knew that under that helmet... it was the wicked witch of the witness stand!?"

"You (Oldbag) really should come with a supply of cheese to match your vintage whine."

"This isn't the "Phoenix Wright Wax Philosophical Power Hour"."

"(When Judge interrupts Phoenix while he's talking to De Killer) Be quiet and listen... Your Honor."

"(While discussing visiting von Karma in the hospital) Let's go let her whip us, Mr. Nick!"

"(Suddenly breaks into tears while talking with Edgeworth at the airport) I... I... I am Franziska von Karma. Don't think I'm going to walk in your shadow forever... Our battle... begins now... so you had better prepare yourself, Miles Edgeworth!"

"Well, we know whose milkshake brings all the boys to the yard..."

"How else would you get in?! Teleportation?!"

"(Ah, the lamentations of my enemy... how I long for them...)"

"(Boy... this poor kid doesn't have a clue...)"

"It seems Mr. Payne has lost his confidence along with his hair..."

"My HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIRR! IT-IT-IT'S FLYYYYIIING OOOFF!"

"It's not hard to imagine him (Ron) just snapping and screaming "Please dieeeee!""

"(A muddy mudskipper in outer space has a better chance of surviving than I do.)"

"I never knew you were such a toilet freak, Nick!"

"...To err is human, to forgive, divine. Humans aren't machines... they have souls, feelings. They live, they die, they love, they hate... And yes, they even make mistakes..."

"Blacker than a moonless night, hotter and more bitter than hell itself... That is coffee."

"Men are like colonies of bacteria. The more heat you apply, the faster they grow."

"Zvarri! The truth has once again been elegantly revealed to me!"

"Take a good look, everyone! Unable to find a rival worthy of my genius, I was forced to create one by myself! Here I am! The tragic clown..."

"Godot. The prosecutor whose equal cannot be found in this country, but in heaven. Godot. A legend or myth... Men pin a lifetime of hopes on the chance to simply meet him."

"Times may change but people sadly do not."

"Let us say the figurative Sir William will be dropping his panties before lunchtime."

"Come on! I'm guilty! Throw the book at meeeeeee!"

"(After Phoenix sees Maya being 'hired' by Jean Armstrong) (I don't know whether to laugh or feel bad for Maya....Maybe I should do both…?)"

"(Referring to Gumshoe when he tries to deny having a crush on Maggey) (Note to self: Gossip with Maya about this later.)"

"(Referring to Mia in waitress's outfit with Mr. Kudo) (Mia's really got this guy eating out of her hands…)"

"(He's (Kudo) looking at me as if I was an evil Shogun…)"

"(He's (Kudo) got to be using some sort of infinite ammo code with that box of seeds…)"

"[Referring to Godot's drinking habits] (Do you have the slightest idea how many cups you've had by now…?)"

"ACK! NOT THE HAIR!"

"gulp* (Maybe I should have brought a diaper with me today...)"

"You said you'd eat those seeds and sing the pigeon song!"

"A single drop of milk is all it takes to destroy the pure black magic in the cup!"

"You're saying that if something isn't normal, it simply isn't possible? Where does that leave the porcu-headed lawyer and the topknot chick over there... and the ungodly cool guy with the mask over here? Well, Trite?"

"Oui! Perfect! I will 'ire you!"

"Non, non, NON! You naughty man!"

"Yes! The uniform! It's a disgrace! You can practically see their... *turns pale* their... YES! It's a disgrace!"

"Victor Kudo doesn't make mistakes! I dot every 't' and cross every 'i'."

"Pi-pi-pi-pigeon! P-Pretty pigeon!! *eating seeds*"

"You will suck down the penalty, Mr. Wright... and you will like it!"

"Sigh... Thank you, Mr. Kudo. You've certainly earned your Kudos for the day."

"Why, Mr. Edgeworth... I'm not sure I like you wagging your finger at me as though I were some hoser!"

"Or-Order! Order in the court! What is the meaning of all this ballyhoo...!?"

"To err is human, to forgive, divine."

"Did you hear that Ms. Fey? I believe Mr. Edgeworth just called you a canucklehead."

"I came to see how our little kitten was doing all alone in the big, scary lion's den. ...I thought maybe you'd like someone to play with."

"The courtroom can be a cold battlefield, alright. Especially... for a beginner."

"But maybe you should keep your claws out, and show them what you've got... Kitten."

"A lawyer is someone who smiles no matter how bad it gets."

"Mia... Don't you get it? You can't cry yet. The only time a lawyer can cry is when it's all over."

""Shichishito". The treasured Kurain Village heirloom whose name means "7 Branched Sword". It is said that this sacred sword represents life itself. Though the branches may appear infinite, the choices limitless... like our destinies, the sword comes to but one end. One merciless point. And when the silver cord, the fragile thread that binds us to this world, is severed... the illusion is revealed and the implacability of fate is finally laid bare."

"Hmm... I see it now... Zvarri! A fortune-teller...?"

"(Now I'm definitely up the creek without a paddle... or a life jacket)"

"(To Godot) Objection! Could you please knock it off with the cheesy proverbs and illogical metaphors already!?"

"Um...The rest of this court doesn't speak Coffeenese. Can you elaborate a bit more?"

"Nnghn! (Did the judge take smart pills during the last recess?)"

"Hey! I don't have anything to do with spirit power. The only thing I can channel is a TV."

"Of course the victim was flying through the air! You can see it right there in the sketch! ...Whoooooosh!"

"It's only natural for living creatures to fight to protect their own lives. But what makes us human is that we fight for others. But who do you fight for? How hard must you fight...? That's the true measure of what human life is worth."

"You look like I did after I mistakenly took a swig of Worcestershire sauce."

"You think maybe my beans are under-roasted, but you have no idea, gramps."

"Cute girls never lie. Ever."

"People are like books. We've all got a front and a back. You get my drift?"

"I can also say that darkness loves to play with the human mind."

"There are 253 distinct types of bitterness in coffee... But to pick out each one requires total concentration and the use of all the senses."

"We can't see the demons that lurk in the night... That's why humans are weak."

"I'm only going to say this once, Lady von Whippingberg. Go home!"

"Upon meeting a beautiful lady, always ask for her name and profession. That's one of my rules."

"...You sure have one mean punch, Mr. Edgeworth! It's down-right fierce!"

"The truth is... when I was a little boy... I wanted to be a wizard."

"From the day I was born to the day I died, I never helped anyone! I lived for myself and, in the end, I died for myself."

"A fool who doesn't think is more foolish than a fool who foolishly thinks."

"He's got so much pride that he's probably off crying in a corner of the garden..."

"Pride is simply another trap that hinders us in our lives."

"You huffy, puffy, loosey-goosey excuse for a whimpering, whining wuss of a witness!"

"The guard is glaring at me. "If someone glares at you, it's only polite to return the favor," is what I was taught."

"(Gumshoe indeed! Like gum on your shoe, he's impossible to get rid of!)"

"(... D-Do I really inspire this sort of frothing desire from the female masses?)"

"(Was it the evidence or the power of my glare that broke that lock...?)"

"It is a prosecutor's job to doubt people. But right now... I am a defense attorney. A defense attorney's job is to believe in people, and to believe until the bitter end."

"(It's not a bad feeling, exposing contradictions like this. Now I understand that happy look on Wright's face every time he does it...)"

"("Can I prove it...?" That isn't the issue. To simply "prove it". That's the only option! That's what he'd do... That's the way Phoenix Wright would do this!)"

"(to Gumshoe after leaving out an important detail) This is exactly why your salary keeps getting cut!"

"I cannot recommend looking at that sketch. His (Larry's) "works of art" are a force of nature best measured on the Richter scale."

"I-I'm a spoon?! I'm no spoony bard, I'll have you know!"

"Don't worry. I was up at 5 A.M. practicing my "Chords of Steel!""

"To think I saw you enter this room a fresh attorney... and now I'll see you leave in chains."

"Yes, it seems our defense attorney has sunk to an all new low."

"The defendant took a bottle to the victim... and he hit him!! WHAM! On the head! Out cold!"

"What about me!? Don't I get to prosecute anyone!?"

"Here's what I want you to do, Trucy. Take that memory, gently lock it away deep in your heart, and never speak of it."

"(Why does he have to be so... cool?)"

"*towards Wesley Stickler* (Fine. Ignore my evidence. See if I care. ...I wonder what he's think- On second thoughts, let's not go there.)"

"Ah, 'presenting' are we? I used to do a fair share of that myself."

"Looks at attorney badge* What's that? It looks strangely familiar..."

"Tell me you share my angst, Herr Forehead."

"A glaring contradiction to be sure... More glaring than your forehead!"

"Achtung, baby! Today, we play it my way!"

"Is that... women's underwear?"

"Too many brides these days can't even weave baskets blindfolded... underwater."

"Let's see... PANTIES!! Again!?"

"Why don't you kids run along and play someplace else? Or I might spill something on that pretty face of yours. Want a dose of experimental Hydroxyacelunodosetrase?"

"Quiet please... It's snack time."

"(Who would have imagined me here... ...at a Gavinners concert, watching Prosecutor Gavin "rock".)"

"...Valant Gramarye! (...Using the door like an average muggle, no less.)"

"(C'mon. Can't I be cool for once!?)"

"I should have learned to play the guitar. "Chords of Steel" aren't very romantic."

"But I'm a lawyer! I'm not supposed to be nice!"

"(Note to self: Ema lacks a sense of humor. Use caution.)"

"Sounds like they're having a spat. One of those "differences in musical direction" bands are always splitting up over."

"How can you call someone as good as Machi a "pianist"? Why, that's like throwing him in the same class as Daddy!"

"I play new rock, not Great Balls of Fire! Speaking of fire, I have a good mind to fire whoever's responsible!"

"Herr Forehead, save your wild accusations for the court. I do so enjoy the penalties."

"The only thing wrong with Herr Forehead is his massive forehead."

"Someday you'll come to understand... the importance of thinking for yourself."

"Now you've done it. You've gone beyond ridiculous and into... ludicrous."

"Call me Ema. There's no need for titles once you've shared a bottle of fingerprinting powder!"

"Why can't we have a normal, straightforward killing once in awhile in this country!?"

"(About a code number left by victim) Wait, what if the killer was a robot?"

""Attorney Utterly Confused", end quote."

"Or "I Still Have No Idea What You're Talking About", end quote, I might say."

"("Judge Has Active Imagination"... end quote.)"

"Believe me, any comic relief I may provide is entirely unintentional."

"(I didn't lose, I was merely ascertaining the facts... so why am I so annoyed?!)"

"(I think our friendly neighbourhood Mr. Hat just gave me a heart attack...)"

""OBJECTION!" I can't help it, there's something about this model's pose that makes me yell that. I've got to get over it... I know! I'll pretend it's saying something else. 'Why yes! The post office is over there! Good day sir!'"

"(Their debut single was just 2 minutes and 15 seconds long? What a rip-off!)"

"(See that innocent smile? Everyone has a different way of breaking the news.)"

"People don't die that easily, really. ...As long as they've got something worth living for."

"Everyone's got an opinion, and they just talk and talk and nothing gets decided."

"Welcome back to reality! We've been waiting for you."

"Well, we know the motive for the killer now, except the killer would be you, Herr Judge, and the victim would be Herr Forehead!"

""Logical"? I do not think this word means what you think it means, Herr Forehead!"

"The law is "absolute"...? You can't be serious."

"...Finally. You just couldn't resist, could you, Herr Wright..?"

"...Mr. Wright. You have just presented illegal evidence to this court. My court."

"The law is the end product of many years of history... the fruit of human knowledge! Like a gem, polished to a gleam through trials... and errors. It is this fruit we receive, and pass on, and face in our time. And it is always changing, growing. Nurturing it is our task as human beings."

"What possible conclusion do you think this "investigation" of yours can lead to? I killed a man named "Smith" with a bottle because I am an evil human being. ...Isn't that enough?"

"Well, well, well. Whoever heard of a thief in jail?"

"Owning the same nail polish does not a murderer make."

"...Evidence is everything. There is nothing more."

"I believe the correct term here is, "You fail!""

"I have no real interest in the perceived worth of other people. As for my own worth, that is something only I can determine for myself."

"I'm just a lowly detective so... I'm not sure what to do with that, other than arrest it!"

"I'm just a lowly security guard so... I'm not sure what to do with that, other than guard it!"

"(Knowing her, the only kind of talking she likes to do is with her whip. Plus, I doubt the top-secret part was what stopped her from talking to you, Detective.)"

"(About Meele's sleeping on duty) (How has this woman not been fired yet?)"

"Foolish reasoning for a foolish fool from a foolishly foolish fool meant to fool me…"

"(Today has gone beyond from the typical "not my day" into the realm of "walking nightmare"!)"

"(Badger, badger, badger, badger ... Just what does she see in these silly things?)"

"(Nooooo! Why HER!? Why HERE!? Why NOW!?)"

"Lang Zi says: Every pack has its own rules."

"Lang Zi says: On truth's path, the word "probability" does not exist."

"Oh, come on. It wasn't that hard to see that coming, even for a layman like me!"

"You know she reminds of? A cartoon character!"

"Badger GET!"

"Kids... can sometimes be so cruel..."

"(This is what some people may say is the pot calling the kettle black]...)"

"Your Honor, I'm sorry but... I cannot allow you to not allow me to make an objection!"

"(Ack! My eyes have locked with my reflection's eyes in the barrel window! As a student of von Karma, I refuse to back down!).............I won."

"Hmm, a drink vending machine................ Ack! (Now is not the time to be pondering what kind of drink I want!)"

"Wh-What a completely foolish line of foolish thought from a thoroughly foolish fool!"

"Not happy with committing just murder, he had to go and dirty the courthouse too!? GUILTY!"

"Egads, I've been overruled?!"

"Two cards. One of the black raven... and one of the white raven. A country torn in two. One to the west... and one to the east. When those which were split are made whole again... the truth will reveal itself."

"(There is no limit to the law. Any limit that exists was set there by man. When a person goes beyond that limit, then the law, too, crosses into new territory! For what reason were laws invented? The answer to that is what I must now show!)"

"H-How could this happen two days in a roooooooooooow!?"

"Larry, you do realize that Santa Claus does not exist? ...Then you will also realize this. If Santa was real he'd be the biggest unlawful trespasser in history!"

"I want you to answer this question honestly, and depending on your answer, I may let you live..."

"OBJECTION! Go away!"

"Lang Zi says: ...HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWL!!"

"Quit screwin' around! I have no sympathy for someone who would pass the guilt on to a dead man!"

"Lang Zi says: The reason people judge people is because people are people."

"Lang Zi says: Before aiming for the throat, chew the neck shield off first."

"Quercus Alba! You BASTARD!"

"Lang Zi says: ....................Just go already!"

"Lang Zi says: A cub who disrespects others soon feels the disciplinary bite of an elder."

"Franziska: (to Larry Butz) Y-You have given a whole new meaning to the phrase "an astounding fool"..."