367 quotes found
"One Dream. Four Jamaicans. Twenty Below Zero."
"Jamaican Bobsledders?"
"Inspired by the true story of Jamaica's first Olympic bobsled team."
"Leon Robinson - Derice Bannock"
"Doug E. Doug - Sanka Coffie"
"Rawle D. Lewis - Junior Bevil"
"Malik Yoba - Yul Brenner"
"John Candy - Irving 'Irv' Blitzer"
"Raymond J. Barry - Kurt Hemphill"
"Peter Outerbridge - Josef Grool"
"Paul Coeur - Roger"
"Larry Gilman - Larry"
"Charles Hyatt - Whitby Bevil Sr."
"Winston Stona - Coolidge"
"Bertina Macauley - Joy Bannock"
"Pauline Stone Myrie - Momma Coffie"
"He doesn't play golf... he destroys it."
"Adam Sandler — Happy Gilmore"
"Christopher McDonald — Shooter McGavin"
"Julie Bowen — Virginia Venit"
"Frances Bay — Grandma"
"Carl Weathers — Derick "Chubbs" Peterson"
"Allen Covert — Otto"
"Bob Barker — Himself"
"Richard Kiel — Mr. Larson"
"Joe Flaherty — Donald"
"Lee Trevino — Himself"
"Dennis Dugan — Doug"
"Verne Lundquist — Himself"
"Ben Stiller (uncredited) — Hal L."
"You see Billy it's like this, you either smoke or you get smoked. And you got smoked."
"You can put a cat in an oven, but that don't make it a biscuit."
"Oh man shut your anorexic malnutrition tapeworm-having overdose on Dick Gregory Bahamian diet-drinking ass up. Leave me alone!"
"Can anybody step in for mr. handicap? Anybody, for Mr. Motherfucking March of Dimes?"
"Billy, listen to me. White men can't jump."
"I don't mean to brag... but I'm the greatest!"
"It's hard work makin' you look so bad."
"You still putting up bricks? What is this a masons convention? Clang!! Clang!! I need welding torch to play in this leauge. Lets stop right now and gather up all these bricks and build a shelter for the homeless so that your mother will have a place to live. I want your Mother and Sister out of my house immediately !!"
"A white man wants to win first, look good second. A black man wants to look good first, win second."
"Yo, pretty boy! I looked up basketball player in the dictionary and it said 'Not you!'."
"You're too pretty to play basketball, you know that? You got that Z in your 'fro! Hey man, what are you, the Black Zorro?"
"Keep singin' guys... My old man was a preacher... I love this shit!"
"Who you callin' a pilgrim motherfucker? Gobble this turkey!"
"I'm in a fuckin' zone!"
"It is hard God damn work, making something this pretty look like a chump!"
"Gloria: See. if I'm thirsty. I don't want a glass of water, I want you to sympathize. I want you to say, "Gloria, I too know what it feels like to be thirsty. I too have had a dry mouth." I want you to connect with me through sharing and understanding the concept of dry mouthedness."
"Junior: We goin' Sizzla! We goin' Sizzla!"
"Zeke: No, no, no, no...Billy Boy, this is Ghana. You, my friend, are shooting for The Sudan."
"Rhonda Deane: All I care about is getting out of the Vista View apartments, because there ain't no 'vista', there ain't no "view", and there certainly ain't no vista of no view."
"Junior: Billy Ho! Good ta see ya Billy ya look swell!"
"Raymond: who rattled your cage dickhead?"
"Wesley Snipes - Sidney Deane"
"Woody Harrelson - Billy Hoyle"
"Rosie Perez - Gloria Clemente"
"Tyra Ferrell - Rhonda Deane"
"Cylk Cozart - Robert"
"Kadeem Hardison - Junior"
"Ernest Harden Jr. - George"
"John Marshall Jones - Walter"
"Marques Johnson - Raymond"
"David Roberson - T.J."
"Kevin Benton - Zeke."
"Martin Lawrence - Roy McCormick (the new coach of the Smelters)"
"Wendy Raquel Robinson - Jeanie Ellis, Roy's love interest"
"Breckin Meyer - Tim Fink"
"Horatio Sanz - Mr. Newirth"
"Oren Williams - Keith Ellis, Jeanie's son (#4 Smelters)"
"Patrick Warburton - Larry Burgess"
"Megan Mullally - Principal Walsh"
"Eddy Martin - One Love (#23 Smelters)"
"Steven Christoper Parker - Wes (#00 new recruit Smelters)"
"Steven Anthony Lawrence - Ralph (#1 Smelters)"
"Logan McElroy - Fuzzy (#32 Smelters)"
"Gus Hoffman - Goggles (#33 Smelters)"
"Tara Correa - Big Mac, Wes's love interest (#45 new recruit Smelters)"
"Amy Bruckner - Annie"
"Alia Shawkat - Amy"
"Fred Stoller - Late Carl"
"Katt Micah Williams - Preacher Don's Sidekick"
"Steve Perry. Steve Perry! "Well I shoulda been go-one, after all!!!!!!!!!!!"
"[under his breath] Subtle. [normally] Hey, Grumsky, you losin' weight? [Grumsky stay focused] [imitating Eric Cartman] Hey! You guys! Seriously, I'm fuckin' fat! Seriously, guys, I'm fuckin' fat as fuck! How'd I get so fuckin' fat?!"
"(with poor Australian accent) How to speak San Franciscan."
"Listen to me, you little bitch! You either go out there and make that shot or I'm gonna shove your head so far up your fuckin' ass, you'll have to wear yourself as a hat!"
"[Coop and Reemer are fighting] Hey! Would you just stop it? Would you just hold on a minute? Look at you guys... fighting on the Malaka-Laka board! You should be ashamed of yourselves! Back in the driveway, we were nothing! Now we've risen to the highest level, but you're throwin' it all away! If you've forgotten what BASEketball means to America, you have only to look at this board - the Malaka-Laka Balance Board of Trust. Don't you see what we have here? A game where guys with bad backs and bad knees can... get together and compete on the same field as guys that are all goosed up on steroids. But more than anything, isn't this game about gettin' together with your friends and just havin' a good time? I remember. I remember a long time ago, I didn't have anybody. You guys took me in. I guess that's why it kills me to see you like this. If we can't be friends... then the heart and soul are out of this game. Certainly out of me. I know I'll never get that back again. We have sullied the waters of the Lagoon of Peace! I'm begging you, for the love of our Caribbean brothers, dudes, stop this madness!"
"I swear, you guys rip on me thirteen or fourteen more times and I'm outta here!"
"Trey Parker - Joe "Coop" Cooper"
"Matt Stone - Doug Remer"
"Dian Bachar - Kenny "Squeak" Scolari"
"Yasmine Bleeth - Jenna Reed"
"Jenny McCarthy - Yvette Denslow"
"Ernest Borgnine - Ted Denslow"
"Robert Vaughn - Baxter Cain"
"[robe catches fire] I smell cookies."
"I am the gatekeeper of my own destiny and I will have my glory day in the hot sun."
"Chancho, when you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. Just for fun."
"Do you remember that one time when everyone was shouting my name, and I used my strength to rip my blouse?"
"Underneath the robe you find a man. Underneath the man you find his nucleus."
"Get that corn outta my face!"
"I looked like a fool last night. What took you so long!?"
"It sucks to be me right now!"
"I get to lay in a bed by myself, all of my life. It's fantastic."
"Don't you want a little taste of the glory! See what it tastes like!"
"You are crasssssy!"
"I went to a wrestling match. Lucha Libre."
"[singing] When the fantasy has ended, and all the children are gone. Something good inside of me, helps me to carry on. I ate somes bugs, I ate some grass. I used my hand, to wipe my tears. To kiss your mouth, I'd break my vow. No, no, no, no, no, no, way Jose. Unless you want to then, we break our vows together! Encarnaciòn! Encarnaciòn! Encarnaciòn! [diddle-diddle-dee, diddle-diddle-dee] Encarnaciòn!"
"I know it is fun to wrestle. A nice pile-drive to the face; or a punch to the face; but you cannot do it because it is in the Bible not to wrestle your neighbor."
"Tonight, I will fight the seven strongest men in town, maybe the world. And I will win because our heavenly father will be in the ring with me. And he and I will win 10,000 pesos."
"[While taking a dump] Those guys were a couple a woosies eh."
"Well to tell you the truth."
"My life is good. Really good."
"[To a boy who doesn't want to eat his food] Be grateful, Juan Pablo. Today is especially delicious."
"[To a security guard, when he grabs Nacho's new shirt, at a party] Eh. Let go my blouse."
"I like your cow."
"Pssssst Chancho... I need to borrow some sweatssss. Chancho: are you leaving us? Nacho: No, Chancho, I would never leave you. I just need to borrow some sweatssss."
"So anyways, let's get down to the nitty gritty"
"They don't think I know a butt load of crap about the gospel. But I dooo. Okay?"
"[To some spectators at his first wrestling match] Save me a piece of that corn for later."
"Nachoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!"
"I need professional help. I need Ramses!. He's the baist. I must learn his hwaaaays."
"Anaconda Squeeze!"
"This man lived a good life. He had a wonderful woman, a lush garden,...and a collection of Russian nesting dolls. May he rest in peace."
"Okay. Maybe I am not meant for these duties. Cooking duty. Dead guy... duty. Maybe it's time for me to get a better duty!"
"Those eggs were a lie, Steven. A LIE!!!! They gave me no eagle powers! They gave me no nutrients!"
"I don't want to get paid to lose! I WANNA WIN!!!!!!"
"They give me no eagle powers! They give me no nutrients"
"Hey! Take it eeeaasy!"
"Nipple Twist!"
"[improvising a song] I am singing at the party. I am singing, it's my turn to sing at the party. Everyone is dancing, happy party. But Ramses is not dancing, he does not dance at the parties. Ramses is number one, he knows the secrets of desire [scats]. Ramses is the one, he puts the people all on fire. [Ramses throws his drink on Ignacio's shirt]"
"I don't believe in god, I believe in science"
"Nacho, I know someone who can help you"
"Summon your eagle powers!"
"I think me and my friend are ready to go pro."
"How did you get up here so fast?"
"I don't know why you always have to be judging me, just because I only believe in science."
"I hate all the orphans in the whole world!"
"Not anymore...I like them!"
"You gave them permission to hurt me like this."
"I look hideous."
"We saw you from the village... People in the village: Hola Nacho!"
"Dear Lord, please bless Nacho with nutrients and strength. Amen."
"GET OFF ME!"
"Jack Black - Ignacio/Nacho"
"Ana de la Reguera - Sister Encarnación"
"Héctor Jiménez - Steven/Esqueleto"
"I want you guys to take a good look at yourselves and feel proud. We made it here. We're here. What I've learned from you is that really one of the most important things in life is showing up. I'm blown away by your ability to show up through everything that's gone on. The league never wanted you to play this game, but you showed up. But, uh, we only have eight players, so, we can't play."
"Good morning. Um, Gerius was on the Kekambas baseball team that I coach. Honestly he, uh, he was too young to play. But he wanted to be a part of the team so badly, I couldn't say no. He had a great smile too though I'm not telling anything you don't know. He was a really tough guy. Just a boy who really, uh, wanted to be around his older brother. The other day we played a really important game against a good team. And two outs in the last inning, I had no choice but to let Gerius bat. He was fearless as he stepped up to the plate. I was terrified for him. With two strikes and our hopes dingiling, he hit a shot down the first base line. We won the game. And watching him raise his arms in triumph as he ran to first base, I swear I was lifted in that moment to a better place. I swear he, uh, he lifted the world in that moment. He made me a better person, even if just for that moment. I am, uh, forever grateful to Gerius for that."
"What? Since you can't talk shit, you got nothing to say?"
"Hey! Can we cool it with the bitches?"
"I love it when you call me big poppa!"
"Nobody can kick my own ass better than I can!"
"You suck... just like my girlfriend."
"It was booty. That girl Meg was dumb. Thinkin' her father comin' back from whenever. That's stupid to believe in. That girl and her mom are both trippin'. Cuz where I'm from, don't nobody's father come back."
"Jefferson: Coach Connor, you're not really trying to get Mrs. Wilkes, are you? Connor: No. Ray Ray: Good. 'Cause I already tried and she ain't havin' it. Andre: Yeah, me too."
"Kofi and G-Baby's mother: Miss Wilkes said she had a good feeling about you. Connor: Miss Wilkes said that?"
"In a place where all bets are off, he's got nothing to lose."
"The most important thing in life is showing up"
"The story of ten kids and a coach who never had a chance... until they took a chance on each other."
"Keanu Reeves - Conor O'Neill"
"Diane Lane - Elizabeth Wilkes"
"D. B. Sweeney - Matt Hyland"
"John Hawkes - Ticky Tobin"
"Bryan C. Hearne - Andre Ray Peetes"
"Julian Griffith - Jefferson Albert Tibbs"
"Michael B. Jordan - Jamal"
"A. Delon Ellis Jr. - Miles Pennfield II"
"Kristopher Lofton - Clarence"
"Michael Perkins - Kofi Evans"
"Sammy Sosa - Himself"
"Everybody panic! Oh my God, there's a bear loose in the Coliseum! There will be no refunds! Your refund will be escaping this deathtrap with your life! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love the tender meat! Cover your sodas! Dewie loves sugar!"
"Let's get Tropical!"
"It feels like I got cat piss in my eyes!"
"When they look back in the annals of history, people are gonna be talking about three things: the discovery of fire, invention of the submarine, and the Flint, Michigan Mega Bowl."
"GODDAMN IT, VAKIDIS, LEARN FUCKIN' ENGLISH!"
"I'm so excited, I can't even...feel my arms!"
"EVERYBODY LOVE EVERYBODY!"
"(to Monix) I wish you were still a washing machine!"
"SUCK MY COCK, I'LL MURDER YOUR FAMILY!"
"Heaven wants us to win this game! I'LL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!"
"EVERYBODY PANIC! IT'S JUST LIKE THE TITANIC, BUT IT'S FULL OF BEARS!"
"If you see a possum, try to kill it. It's not a pet."
"SOMEBODY HIT SOMEBODY!"
"Get the funk outta my face. Get. The. Funk. Outta My Face."
"You...motherfucking cocksuckers!"
"Petrelli: How come it says "Monix" on your jersey when your name's "Pussy"?"
"Cornelius Banks: Ohhhh, I did get shot!"
"Dick Pepperfield: Jackie's teammates doing just an awful job of stabilizing his spine as they carry him off the court."
"Alan the Commissioner: No, no, Jackie, don't bite yourself!"
"Dick Pepperfield: Here comes the Alley...and there goes the Oop!"
"Clarence Coffee Black: Who the fuck is Bambi?"
"The Greatest Fro on Earth."
"Putting the funk into the dunk."
"Will Ferrell – Jackie Moon"
"André Benjamin – Clarence Withers / Coffee Black / Downtown "Funky Stuff" Malone"
"Woody Harrelson – Ed Monix"
"Andrew Daly - Dick Pepperfield"
"Will Arnett - Lou Redwood"
"Matt Walsh – Father Pat"
"Andy Richter – Bobby Dee"
"Jay Phillips – Scootsie Double Day"
"Josh Braaten – Twiggy Munson"
"Peter Cornell – Vakidis"
"DeRay Davis – Bee Bee Ellis"
"David Koechner – Alan Ault"
"Maura Tierney – Lynn"
"Rob Corddry – Kyle"
"Jackie Earle Haley - Dukes"
"Jason Sudeikis - Danny"
"Tim Meadows - Cornelius Banks"
"Kristen Wiig - Bear Trainer Girl"
"Ed Helms - Turtleneck reporter"
"Brian Huskey - White Pants reporter"
"Collette Wolfe - Melinda"
"Ian Roberts - Spurs Coach"
"Phil Hendrie - Nets Coach"
"Pat Kilbane - Petrelli"
"Patti LaBelle - Jackie's Mom"
"Ellia English - Ms. Quincy"
"Artis Gilmore - Restaurant customer #1"
"George Gervin - Restaurant customer #2"
"[giving a pill to a horse] Take one of those every half mile and call me if there's any change."
"[after examining Stuffy] Either he's dead or my watch has stopped!"
"[to Stuffy] Don't drink that poison! That's four dollars an ounce."
"Will you have the bellhop hop up with some hop scotch?"
"It's the old, old story. Boy meets girl - Romeo and Juliet - Minneapolis and St. Paul!"
"Emily, I have a little confession to make. I really am a horse doctor. But marry me, and I'll never look at any other horse."
"[the racetrack trumpet sounds] So it's WAR! I'm off to the battlefield!"
"I dunno, but she wants a Hackenapuss, she gonna get a Hackenapuss."
"I'm going to someone who understands me, I'm going to Dr. Hackenbush!…Why, I didn't know there was a thing the matter with me until I met him."
"Three Great Laff Stars ! . . . more gags and gals . . . more songs and dances !"
"as the barrier goes up on the Whopper of all Musical Fun Shows!"
"America's Joy-Friends are back again in the grandest entertainment gallop of 1937! More howls, more girls, more song hits than "A Night At The Opera"! Oh boy!"
"The Year's BIG Laugh, Music and Girl Show!"
"Groucho Marx — Dr Hugo Z. Hackenbush"
"Chico Marx — Tony"
"Harpo Marx — Stuffy"
"Allan Jones — Gil Stewart"
"Maureen O'Sullivan — Judy Standish"
"Margaret Dumont — Emily Upjohn"
"Leonard Ceeley — Whitmore"
"Douglass Dumbrille — J.D. Morgan"
"Esther Muir — Flo"
"Sig Ruman — Dr Leopold X. Steinberg"
"Robert Middlemass — Sheriff"
"You can't handle the Tooth! And that's the Tooth, the whole Tooth and nothing but the Tooth! I pledge allegiance to the Tooth."
"I can shrink down to six inches."
"You might just be the worst tooth fairy ever!"
"The tooth hurts."
"You can't handle the tooth."
"Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson as Derek Thompson / Tooth Fairy"
"Stephen Merchant as Tracy the Caseworker"
"Julie Andrews as Lily"
"Ashley Judd as Carly Harris"
"Jorge Girica as Jeff Harris (2029 release)"
"Chase Ellison as Randy Harris"
"Destiny Whitlock as Tess Harris"
"Ryan Sheckler as Mick "The Stick" Donnelly"
"Billy Crystal as Jerry"
"Brendan Meyer as Ben"
"Seth MacFarlane as Ziggy"
"Brandon T. Jackson as Duke"
"Josh Emerson as Kornie"
"Dan Joffre as Tooth"
"Michael Daingerfield as Announcer"
"Can I come with you, Rex?"
"But the Mach 5's your car!"
"Are you going to the track? Mom said you were, you don't have to drop me off, I can just go with you."
"Hey, you wanna see my car collection?"
"He was driving a 68 Fendersend, sweet set of wheels."
"I don't know why I'm doing it anymore."
"Get that weak shit off my track!"
"Have any of these drivers read the rulebook?"
"Watch the backdraft!"
"Hey, all I was doing was saving your ass."
"If you know so much, why don't you tell me why I should keep racing?"
"When I'm driving a T-180 I don't know, everything just makes sense."
"Okay, Mr. Two-time-Grand-Prix-five-time-WRL-future-Hall-of-Fame, teach me something."
"Lesson's over. See you at the finish line."
"I'm not a child, Pops. You can't tell me how to live my life. If you want to fire me as your driver, then fine, do it. But it won't change the fact that I am going to finish this race."
"You'll understand when it's your turn."
"Don't take it out on me because you feel guilty for what happened to Rex!"
"No way Speed, Pops would kill me."
"Hey Speedy."
"If you say so."
"I'm sorry, that's for you to find out. I just hope that when you do, that I'm there to see it."
"Wa-watch the blind side!"
"A CIB man will be posted outside your room. We got their attention today. You and Trixie should be very careful."
"What's he doing here?"
"Do what he'd do. Break his legs and let him walk back."
"It doesn't matter if racing never changes. What matters is if we let racing change us. Every one of us has to find a reason to do this. You don't climb into a T-180 to be a driver; you do it because you're driven."
"If I did, it's a mistake I'll have live with."
"Don't fall apart yet... There's still a lot of race to run."
"Stowaway, we weren't sure what to do with him."
"If we drive tomorrow...like we drove today, WE WILL LOSE! You will get nothing. All of this will be meaningless!"
"Speed, what are you doing?"
"Where have you been?"
"(Repeated Twice) No, Please!"
"I understand. People make mistakes."
"Pops Racer: God, you sound like Rex! You wanna die like him, too? Will that make you happy?!"
"Emile Hirsch as Speed Racer"
"Nicholas Elia as young Speed Racer"
"Christina Ricci as Trixie"
"Ariel Winter as young Trixie"
"Matthew Fox as Racer X/Rex Racer"
"Rain as Taejo Togokahn"
"John Goodman as Pops Racer"
"Susan Sarandon as Mom Racer"
"Scott Porter as young Rex Racer"
"Paulie Litt as Spritle Racer"
"Kick Gurry as Sparky"
"Nayo Wallace as Minx"
"Benno Fürmann as Inspector Detector"
"Togo Igawa as Tetsuo Togokahn"
"Yu Nan as Horuko Togokahn"
"Roger Allam as E.P. Arnold Royalton"
"Hiroyuki Sanada as Mr. Musha"
"Richard Roundtree as Ben Burns"
"John Benfield as Cruncher Block"
"Ralph Herforth as Jack "Cannonball" Taylor"
"Christian Oliver as Snake Oiler"
"All my life, I've always wanted to play professional roarball where the fiercest animals compete in the most dangerous stadium."
"There's only one problem: I'm a small in a world of bigs."
"Wanna bet?"
"My mom told me if anyone could change the game was me, and I want her to be right."
"All I need is one shot to show the world this kid's got game."
"Night-night, baby."
"Florence Marjorie Everson! You're signing a goat?!"
"I'm just gonna eat him. Yeah, I'm gonna eat him with a side of ranch dressing."
"What happened to no kids in the locker room?"
"Hot paws over here!"
"Modo, do your thing!"
"I'm sorry, you sayin' somethin'?"
"Don't look now, but there's a baby goat walking towards us with a weird smile on his face."
"Nothin' but neck!"
"I don't play the long game, I play the tall game."
"That's my squad! That's my squad!"
"I'm good here. I live here now."
"I am the bird!"
"I do not care what they're saying about me online, across multiple platforms."
"Lenny is a rapper."
"Modo is icon."
"That's just my skin, man."
"If Modo were anymore of a ssssnack, he'd eat himself!"
"You goats are weird. I like it!"
"I'll make you feel weird, and you're not sure why."
"Come on, Olivia."
"My sweet baby angels."
"Show him who's too small."
"Wait, wait. A goat?!"
"This is my house!"
"Looks like you gonna make me take my chains off!"
"Where my maniacs at?!"
"You don't belong here, goat! You're too small!"
"This kid's got game."
"You're never too small to dream big."
"From the artists that made KPop Demon Hunters, Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse, and producer ."
"— Will Harris"
"— Jett Fillmore"
"Aaron Pierre — Mane Attraction"
"— Olivia Burke"
"David Harbour — Archie Everhardt"
"— Modo Olachenko"
"Jenifer Lewis — Florence Everson"
"Patton Oswalt — Dennis Cooper"
"Jelly Roll — Grizz"
"Jennifer Hudson — Louise Harris"
"Eduardo Franco — Daryl"
"— Lenny Williamson"