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"[after Jenna says she's 13] Jenna, if you're gonna start lying about your age, I'd go with 27."
"Okay, you can wipe the doe-eyed-Bambi-watching-her-mother-get-shot-and-strapped-to-the-back-of-the-van look from your face. I talked to Trish Sackett yesterday. It's okay, Jenna; I know all about your little deal. It's a sweet little deal, actually. Editor-in-chief if you help them hit a million copies? So you would give them tips. Not bad. I just wish I would have thought of it."
"[to Jenna] You don't always get the dream house, but you get awfully close, you know?"
"It doesn't matter what Lucy said. I stopped trusting her after she stole my Pop Rocks in the third grade."
"I wanna be thirty. Thirty and flirty and thriving."
"[hearing her cell phone ring] Can you hear that, sir? Can you hear the music?"
"[dragging Matt to the dance floor] Oh for the love of Pete! You taught it to me!"
"[at a huge party] I'll have a Pina Colada, not virgin. Do you wanna see my ID? Totally have it!"
"What is that attitude? We are young. Heartache to heartache, we stand. Love is a battlefield."
"Jenna Rink made a wish and went from thirteen to thirty overnight. Now everyone needs her. Everyone knows her. But no one knows the truth about her."
"Jenna Rink made a wish and got the life she always dreamed of. But having it all is not nearly enough. Now she will do whatever it takes to find her way home."
"When Jenna Rink woke up this morning, she wasn't quite herself. Now she can't explain it. But she's loving every minute of it."
"On her thirteenth birthday, Jenna Rink's wish came true. Now she can't explain it. But she's loving every minute of it."
"For most people, thirteen feels like it was just yesterday -- for Jenna Rink it was."
"For most people, being a kid feels like it was just yesterday. For Jenna, it was!"
"Jenna Rink had one wish. Now she's living the life she always dreamed of."
"For some, 13 feels like it was just yesterday. For Jenna, it was."
"A comedy for the kid in all of us."
"Jennifer Garner - Jenna Rink"
"Mark Ruffalo - Matt Flamhaff"
"Judy Greer - Lucy Wyman"
"Andy Serkis - Richard Kneeland"
"Lynn Collins - Wendy Collins"
"Samuel Ball - Alex Carlson"
"Renee Olstead - Becky Olstead"
"[during her first appearance as a spirit] Is that a ring? Have you ever heard of a coaster? Or a trash can, for that matter?"
"Oh, I get it. You were dumped. Probably for some guy who doesn't have a couch fused to his ass."
"Opium addicts are more alert than you, David."
"[referring to Katrina] I mean, I guess she's sexy if you're into that whole tall, big boobs, long legs, model-y sort of thing. I guess if you wanna be that guy."
"Oh, my God. Maybe I was a slut. A lonely, home-wrecking slut."
"[after remembering she's a doctor] I may have been a lonely, home-wrecking whore, but I saved lives!"
"If you could ever really touch me.... I think I might wake up from all this."
"Okay, I was wasted. But I still shouldn't be seeing some little blonde control freak running around my apartment."
"Go away! You don't exist!"
"Look, there are five other units here and not one person even remembers what you look like. Talk about being disconnected."
"You're like an A.M. radio that someone shoved into my head and I can't turn off!"
"Uh, I don't think your sister's a very spiritual person."
"I'm just… I just wanted you to have your garden."
"God gave us alcohol as a social lubricant. Make men brave, make women loose."
"Look around you, see this? This is the world, join it! Stop swimming around in your own mind. That is a dangerous neighborhood that you should not go into alone."
"Did your imaginary friend come out to play?"
"Oh God, David, the felonies just keep piling up!"
"UFOlogy. It's not even a real science."
"Can't you feel that, man? There's, like, this cancer-causing ray of spirit hate searing right towards your body."
"I agree with her, dude. She's not dead."
"Do you have a diet anything, I'm like, 99.9% parched, here. I could really use a cola."
"A word to the wise, girl. Show some respect for the dead."
"Whoa, major red aura! Somebody's embarrassed."
"Righteous. [multiple times]"
"Kinda like a cat lady, but without any cats. Right?"
"It's like every time I meet a cute guy — lesbian."
"I'd be on the phone and I'd be like, "Hello, Osama? Communism is so over. Like, give your people toilet paper!""
"If I had to choose, if I had to choose, wow, I guess I'd have to go out with a midget."
"Do you wanna take some kind of medication first? It's cool if you do."
"This is so retro...But I've got a window I can't get open..."
"Who put SpongeBob in the pasta?!"
"[while wielding a meat cleaver] I will chop you! I swear, I will chop you!"
"Dr. Walsh: Unlike some others, you spend more time being concerned with what's best for the patient than kissing my ass. A risky move, but I like it."
"Dry cleaner: I think of her, I think of...sadness. Loneliness."
"Brett: We sometimes find it's best to just ask God's forgiveness and not prolong the inevitable."
"Fran: It would have been so awful if she'd gone through her whole life not knowing what it was all about."
"It's a wonderful afterlife."
"Love will bring you back."
"Reese Witherspoon - Elizabeth Masterson"
"Mark Ruffalo - David Abbot"
"Jon Heder - Darryl"
"Donal Logue - Jack Houriskey"
"Dina Waters - Abby Brody"
"Ivana Milicevic - Katrina"
"Rosalind Chao - Dr. Fran Lo"
"Ben Shenkman - Dr. Brett Rushton"
"Ron Canada - Dr. Walsh"
"Caroline Aaron - Grace the realtor"
"Shulie Cowen - Nurse Jenny"
"Gabrielle Made - Nurse Maria"
"Are you suggesting that there exists a law compelling gentlemen to lay hold of canine bowel movements?"
"I'm accustomed to stand when a woman leaves the table."
"I warn you, scoundrel, I was trained to ride at the King's Academy, and schooled in weaponry by the Palace Guard; you stand no chance. When you run, I shall ride, and when you stop, the steel of this strap shall be lodged in your brain!"
"[to JJ] By the way, there is no "Andre" in Boheme; it's Rodolfo. And though it takes place in France, it is rarely played in French as it is written in Italian. Goodnight, Kate."
"I haven't been your girlfriend for a whole month now. You can tell me the truth."
"You know something? Nobody gives a rat's ass that you have to push the toast down twice! You know why? Because EVERYBODY pushes their toast down twice!"
"Theoretically, if you go to the past in the future, then your future lies in the past. This is a picture of you in the future - in the past."
"All this time I thought that I had "pretzeled" fate, and it had to be untwisted, but what I never considered is that the whole thing is a pretzel. A beautiful 4D pretzel of kismetic inevitability."
"I don't want him ready. I want him resplendent!"
"Meg Ryan - Kate McKay"
"Hugh Jackman - Leopold"
"Liev Schreiber - Stuart Besser"
"Breckin Meyer - Charlie McKay"
"Natasha Lyonne - Darci"
"Bradley Whitford - J.J."
"Paxton Whitehead - Uncle Millard"
"Spalding Gray - Dr. Geisler"
"Phillip Bosco - Otis"
"Andrew Jack - John A. Roebling"
"[sarcastically] Wow, Linus, your skills are... weak."
"HE RUINED MY DREAM JOURNAL!!!"
"I can't believe I'm finally getting to ditch this place and go to Planet Drool! How are we getting there?"
"I see a--a giant, chocolate chunk marshmallow cookie, with lots of warm milk."
"If we freeze time with the Crystal Heart, we'll be able to make it to the Dream Lair and save the planet."
"My book of dreams. That's why everything's so messed up. He's changing it."
"[to Tobor] I wanted all of my dreams to come true. But I only dreamt for myself. I wanted to escape my real world when the world needed my help to make it a better place. Selfish dreams shouldn't come true."
"[as Sharkboy runs faster to the volcano, carrying Lavagirl's corpse] I know who you are, Lavagirl. You are not fire, or a simple flame. You are greater than that. Something more important, and so necessary. It is why you must live. You are not destruction. [Sharkboy dumps Lavagirl's body into the volcano] You are not evil. [Lavagirl is resurrected as the volcano erupts] (Lavagirl: [to Sharkboy] Stand back.) You are… light."
"[confronting Minus] I've become what you feared most… Minus."
"The following story is true. It might have started as a dream, but as we saw yesterday, when we make our dreams a reality, reality becomes a dream. Sharkboy lives his dream as King of the Ocean. Where he cares for all its creatures. He searches for his father's submarine, where there is no light, except in one place where light shines almost as bright as the sun. It's where Lavagirl lives her dream as queen of Earth's volcanoes that boil at the bottom of the sea. A force of life for all living things. Sharkboy and Lavagirl don't visit me anymore. But I can visit them in my dreams. So dream a better dream, then work to make it real."
"[angrily; to Max, about the ocean being froze over] Why'd you do it, Max? Why'd you freeze the ocean?"
"I think you broke my fin."
"[angrily] Just one punch. He'll be out like a light."
"[to Tobor] Am I king of the ocean, or what? (Tobor: No. Sorry.)"
"[Max had just imagined a banana split boat in the land of milk and cookies] A banana split?! Still hungry, Max? How 'bout a knuckle sandwich?"
"Sugar will give you nightmares."
"[covering Max's mouth, preventing him from waking up Lavagirl; quietly] If you wake her up, she'll reheat."
"LAVAGIRL, THEY'RE BEHIND YOU!"
"That's terrific, LG."
"Just let her cool down. She's blowing off steam."
"[enraged] I'll rip his circuits to shreds!"
"Can't... fight... [roaring] MY INSTINCTS!!!"
"I’m looking for Max."
"We need your help, Max. Come with us."
"Everything that is, or was, began with a dream."
"Ew! Stick to rotten fish, please."
"I'm fire. She's ice. We must be enemies."
"[angrily lashing out at Max after accidentally burning his Dream Journal] WHY DID YOU MAKE ME OUT OF LAVA?! WHY, MAX?!"
"I know I can be good. I can feel it. But everything I touch, I destroy. Why did you make me like that? I have more potential. (Max: I'm sure you do.) And why did you make us a team? We're nothing alike. When I'm near water, I fizzle out. When he's near heat, he shrivels. We're not compatible. [While she rants, her hair starts flaming up] (Max: Your...hair's on fire.) Yeah. It does that. [Sharkboy fires water at her hair, putting out the flames] Thanks, Sharky. Maybe I really am evil. So far, everything else you dreamed has been correct. Maybe I just need to learn to accept it."
"What I can't believe is...you dreamt me as a big round bad guy! I'm not bad!"
"[after Mr. Electric is destroyed] He's... unplugged!"
"You made me a great teacher today. [Max: How did I do that?] A great teacher learns as much from his students as they do from him. You have...awakened me. [pats Max on the shoulder] Thank you, Max."
"For every person who dreams up the electric light bulb, there's the one who dreams up the atom bomb."
"Linus: Hand over the book, or you'll visit the dream world."
"Mr. Electric: "Watt's" up?"
"Tobor: [repeated line] Yes?"
"Cayden Boyd as Max"
"Taylor Lautner as Sharkboy"
"Taylor Dooley as Lavagirl"
"George Lopez as Mr. Electricidad/Mr. Electric, Tobor, and Ice Guardian"
"David Arquette as Max's father"
"Kristin Davis as Max's mother"
"Jacob Davich as Linus/Minus"
"Sasha Pieterse as Marissa Electricidad/Ice Princess"
"Robert Rodriguez as a shark (uncredited)"
"Rico Torres as Sharkboy's father"
"Marc Musso as Kid #1"
"Shane Graham as Kid #2"
"Lucky Mr. Peabody...Everybody thought he was DREAMING!"
"Playing opposite William Powell and looking into those wonderful blue eyes of his, it was completely believable. I got to be quite the fish, I must say. Of course, it was good exercise and there was no gaining weight on that movie."
"William Powell — Mr. Arthur Peabody"
"Ann Blyth — Mermaid"
"Irene Hervey — Mrs. Polly Peabody"
"Andrea King — Cathy Livingston"
"Clinton Sundberg — Mike Fitzgerald"
"Love isn't just one happy moment, right? It's a million. And it's bickering in the car, and supporting someone when they need it, and it's growing together, and looking after each other."
"Well, yeah. Maybe the beauty in life is that... Is that things end. You know? Maybe that's what... this is all for."
"Knowing you're happy makes me happy. But it only works if you're happy."
"The rare high-concept commercial movie with wit, heart and no franchise potential."
"I figured if I was gonna do a romantic comedy, you might as well do it in the afterlife and play a 90-year-old woman."
"Miles Teller — Larry Cutler"
"Elizabeth Olsen — Joan Cutler"
"Callum Turner — Luke"
"John Early — Ryan"
"Olga Merediz — Karen"
"Da'Vine Joy Randolph — Anna"