110 quotes found
"[to Dr. Eudora Fletcher] Oh . . . the pancakes!"
"I love baseball. You know, it doesn't have to mean anything. It's just very beautiful to watch."
"[to Dr. Eudora Fletcher] I have an interesting case. I'm treating two sets of Siamese twins with split personalities. I'm getting paid by eight people."
"[to Dr. Eudora Fletcher] I worked with Freud in Vienna. We broke over the concept of penis envy. Freud felt that it should be limited to women."
"[to Dr. Eudora Fletcher] My brother beat me. My sister beat my brother. My father beat my sister, my brother, and me. My mother beat my father, my sister, my brother, and me. The neighbors beat our family. The family down the street beat the neighbors and our family."
"But I've never flown before in my life, and it shows exactly what you can do, if you're a total psychotic!"
"I would like to apologize to everyone. I . . . I'm awfully sorry for, for marrying all those women. It just, I don't know, it just seemed like the thing to do. My deepest apology goes to the Trochman family in Detroit. I . . . I never delivered a baby before in my life, and I . . . I just thought that ice tongs was the way to do it. And to the, to the gentleman who's appendix I took out, I... I'm, I don't know what to say, if it's any consolation I... I may still have it somewhere around the house."
"[to Dr. Eudora Fletcher, under hypnotism] I'm 12 years old. I run into the synagogue. I ask the rabbi the meaning of life. He tells me the meaning of life, but he tells it to me in Hebrew. I don't understand Hebrew. Then he wants to charge me $600 for Hebrew lessons."
"That Zelig could be responsible for the behavior of each of the personalities he assumed means dozens of lawsuits. He is sued for bigamy, adultery, automobile accidents, plagiarism, household damages, negligence, property damages, and performing unnecessary dental extractions."
"The Ku Klux Klan, who saw Zelig as a Jew, that could turn himself into a Negro and a Chinaman, saw him as a triple threat."
"The question of whether Zelig was a psychotic or merely neurotic was a question that was endlessly discussed among his doctors. Now I myself felt his feelings were really not all that different from the normal, what one would call the well-adjusted, normal person, only carried to an extreme degree, to an extreme extent. I myself felt that one could really think of him as the ultimate conformist."
"Woody Allen – Leonard Zelig"
"Mia Farrow - Dr. Eudora Nesbitt Fletcher"
"Patrick Horgan - Narrator"
"Bruno Bettelheim – Himself"
"Well if it feels good, there's a good chance it must be bad."
"Oh my goodness... Are you all right?... I thought I'd broken it."
"We don't have any towels. We had one once, but it was stolen by a hotel."
"[to Alice] May my rod and staff comfort thee."
"An X-Rated Musical Comedy."
"The world's favorite bedtime story."
"Kristine DeBell – Alice"
"Bucky Searles – Humpty Dupty"
"Ron Nelson – William"
"Alan Novak – Mad Hatter"
"J. P. Paradine – Judge/Scrugg"
"Larry Gelman – The White Rabbit"
"You can't handle the Tooth! And that's the Tooth, the whole Tooth and nothing but the Tooth! I pledge allegiance to the Tooth."
"I can shrink down to six inches."
"You might just be the worst tooth fairy ever!"
"The tooth hurts."
"You can't handle the tooth."
"Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson as Derek Thompson / Tooth Fairy"
"Stephen Merchant as Tracy the Caseworker"
"Julie Andrews as Lily"
"Ashley Judd as Carly Harris"
"Jorge Girica as Jeff Harris (2029 release)"
"Chase Ellison as Randy Harris"
"Destiny Whitlock as Tess Harris"
"Ryan Sheckler as Mick "The Stick" Donnelly"
"Billy Crystal as Jerry"
"Brendan Meyer as Ben"
"Seth MacFarlane as Ziggy"
"Brandon T. Jackson as Duke"
"Josh Emerson as Kornie"
"Dan Joffre as Tooth"
"Michael Daingerfield as Announcer"
"For another such kiss, I'd invent a whole continent."
"See these incredible scenes before your unbelieving eyes!"
"8th Wonder of the Screen!"
"Kerwin Mathews — Sinbad"
"Kathryn Grant — Princess Parisa"
"Richard Eyer — Barani, the genie"
"Torin Thatcher — Sokurah"
"Alec Mango — Caliph of Baghdad"
"Harold Kasket — Sultan"
"Merian Cooper's amazing adventure in the unusual!"
"Ten Terrific Thrills!"
"You See It All Happen!"
"Striking! Startling! Staggering!"
"Terry Moore — Jill Young"
"Ben Johnson — Gregg"
"Robert Armstrong — Max O'Hara"
"Frank McHugh — Windy"
"Douglas Fowley — Jones"
"Denis Green — Crawford"
"Paul Guilfoyle — Smith"
"Nestor Paiva — Brown"
"Regis Toomey — John Young"
"as Timmy Turner"
"Steven Weber as Hugh J. Magnate, Jr."
"as Animated Cosmo and Mr. Turner"
"as Animated Wanda"
"and as Poof"
"as Mrs. Turner"
"as Jorgen Von Strangle"
"David Lewis as Denzel Crocker"
"Chris Anderson as Chester McBadbat"
"Diego Martinez as Mouse"
"as Maitre D'"
"as the Mayor of Dimmsdale"
"as Hall Monitor"
"as Real Estate Agent"
"as Bulldozer Operator"
"and as Magnate Goons"
"and John Innes as the Fairy Council Members"
"as Asian Waiter"
"Timmy's not too bright."
"You lost the source of all magic in the universe?!"
"Use your new powers responsibly, Turner."
"as Mr. Turner / Cosmo (animated voice)"
"as Mrs. Mulligan"
"as Maid Marian"
"as Dr. Flemmish"
"as Crazy Guy"
"as Wanda (animated voice)"
"as Poof / Timmy (animated voice)"
"as Foop (animated voice)"
"John DiMaggio as Rico"
"Wayne Allwine - Mickey Mouse"
"Russi Taylor - Minnie Mouse"
"Diane Michelle - Daisy Duck"
"Kelsey Grammer - Dr. Frankenollie"
"Jim Cummings - Julius"
"Bill Farmer - Pluto"
"Frank Welker - Figaro"