1980s American animated TV shows

"Lotsa Heart Elephant: And That's the truth!"

"Grams Bear: This reminds me of a story."

"Brave Heart Lion: CHARGE!!!!"

"Champ Bear: Hey, sports fans!"

"Baby Tugs Bear: Oh I Did It!"

"Baby Hugs Bear: Oh, goody, goody, gosh!"

"Swift Heart Rabbit: Swift Heart Rabbit she's is un-beatable!"

"No Heart: I am evil! I am hate! I am No Heart!"

"Grumpy: Oh, why do all these things always happens to me?"

"Stop/halt in the name of the law! You're under arrest!"

"Go, go, Gadget (item)!"

"(Reading) 'This message will self-destruct.'"

"Don't worry, Chief, I'm always on duty."

"Am I right? Inspector Gadget is always right."

"This car is acting funny. Ah, of course, the emergency brake is on."

"Go Go Gadget mini suit! Go Go Gadget mini shoes and mini hat!"

"Wowsers! It's the top secret Gadget phone. (Talks into hand) Is that you, Chief? You're where? Right away."

"An air show? Now why would anybody want to pay to see air?"

"All work and no play makes Gadget a dull boy."

"(Falling) Go Go Gadget 'Brella!! (Hand delivers flowers) Go Go Gadget Copter!! (Another useless Gadget) GO GO GADGET ANYTHING!!"

"Now I'll prove to you that Martians are just an image of your figment. Uh, I mean a figure of your sensation. Well you know what I mean."

"Be careful, Brain, those are probably priceless fake artifacts."

"I haven't seen this much snow since that episode in the Arctic."

"I'd better get a new rubber duckie. This one is too mean."

"This place is as empty as a graveyard on Halloween."

"No one gets away from Inspector Gadget and gets away with it."

"When I'm following someone, I hate being followed!"

"Excellent, Capeman. That's what I call a strike."

"You never know what might happen with Uncle Gadget."

"Oh my gosh!"

"Wowsers! (in some episodes)"

"I'd better call Brain."

"You're Dr. Claw's nephew? (then her heart breaks)"

"So that's it."

"You'd better follow Uncle Gadget, Brain."

"Go Go Gadget Breakfast!"

"I'm worried, Brain. You'd better follow Uncle Gadget."

"Brain, look! Uncle Gadget'll be crushed! [shouts] Uncle Gadget, behind you! A landslide!"

"Reah. Re reed rone of rose."

"I'll get you next time, Gadget... next time! [M.A.D. Cat meows]"

"You were lucky, Gadget. But Next Time, You haven’t seen the last of me."

"Mad Agents, Attack!"

"I'll get you for this, Gadget... I'll GET YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Gadget and the Four Young Boys, Someday you'll pay for this!"

"Eh, M.A.D. Cat?"

"This nasty Transylvanian atmosphere is good for my health."

"Blast that, Gadget!"

"Kamikazi! Constantine! Stop them!"

"You may have stopped my M.A.D. robots, but you will not escape my flashing ball."

"Curse you, Gadget! You've beaten me again. But I’ll get you next time."

"ELIMINATE FOUR YOUNG BOYS!!!"

"Shut Up, Kamikazi and Constantine!"

"Retreat! Retreat!"

"Just you walt!"

"You pay for this, Gadget and the Four Young Boys! GET THEM!"

"Gadget!? All the Gadgets are still alive!!!"

"Four legged is four armed, Gadget!"

"Eliminate Gadget and FOUR YOUNG BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Gadget! ALWAYS GADGET!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"I hate that Gadget! AND I HATE THOSE FOUR YOUNG BOYS!!!!"

"Cowards! I will not be beaten AGAIN!!!!!!!!"

"You failed me! YOU FOOLS!!! ATTACK GADGET! NOW!!!!!!"

"RaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!"

"No, No, No! Why does Gadget ALWAYS WIN!!!!!!! I HATE GADGET!!!!"

"Gadget! I hate you! AND YOUR GADGETINIS!!!!!!!!!!!"

"I'll get you next time, Gadget, and new kid, and the gorgonites, and the imaginationland! I'll GET YOU NEXT TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"One of These Days, One of These Days."

"Once again, You've failed me, Talon!"

"Next time, Gadget. Next Time!"

"You failed me again, Talon."

"Next time, Four Young Boys. Next Time!"

"Your failure is bad enough, but now Baron Von Steeletoe has called my henchmen FUNKY on MySpyPlace! And not good funky, but BAD FUNKY!"

"I'll get you next time Gadget! And Comrade Multi Use Tool! NEXT TIME!!"

"Shall it be one lump or two? Next tea time, Talon, next tea time!"

"Next time, Steeltoe. Next Time!"

"Fly, Capeman, fly!"

"Fly, Capeman, fly! Whoopee!"

"Go Go Corporal Capeman!"

"Oh, great Inspector Gadget! It's an honor to meet you."

"I'm flying! Wee!"

"Penny: Uncle Gadget, lunch is ready. Gadget: (wearing ear muffs) School? I'll give you a ride as soon as I'm finished shoveling snow. Penny: But it's Saturday. Gadget: Why would Penny want to go to school on Saturday?"

"Gadget: I'm on an assignment. I have to find out who's stealing those mansions. Penny: I think the Chief meant that someone's stealing things from the mansions, Uncle Gadget. Gadget: No, no, Penny, the Chief said mansions were being burglarized."

"Dr. Claw: Well, Mr. Spectrum. Dr. Spectrum: Doctor Spectrum. Dr. Claw: DON'T TALK BACK! You're lucky. I like your new phone device, Spectrum. Keep up the good work. Dr. Spectrum: As you wish, Dr. Claw."

"Chief Quimby: Congratulations, Gadget, I don't know how you did it. Gadget: Thanks, Chief. Uh, what did I do?"

"Gadget: Say, when will your shop be open again so I can come by and get a new trench coat? LaPoof: (getting arrested) Uh, in about 20 years."

"Gadget: Penny, finish the breakfast and off to school. I don't want you to be late. Penny: But it's Saturday."

"Penny: I think that nice little magician is a M.A.D. agent. Maybe we shouldn't go, Uncle Gadget? Gadget: Nonsense, Penny. It will be a great fun."

"Penny: Do you really think Dr. Claw is behind this? Gadget: Of course not, Penny."

"Gadget: I must head to Everest Island for the secret mission. Penny: Can we come along? Gadget: It may be dangerous. Penny: Brain and I just play on the beach. Gadget: And I complete my mission. Well, okay. We all go. Penny: Hooray!"

"Penny: Gosh. Scotland is beautiful, Uncle Gadget. Gadget: It certainly is, Penny. This is where they make Scotch tape, ya know."

"Penny: Brain! Brain: Renny!"

"Thelma: Doctor Claw! What an unexpected pleasure. We have a problem here. Our time machine is torn up and Gadget's still alive. (MADCat screeching angrily) Doctor Claw: What?! Thelma: But it wasn't our fault. Some wooly mamuffs- Doctor Claw: (angrily) Enough! Eliminate Gadget and bring me those dinosaurs or- Thelma: (afraid of Doctor Claw) Or? Doctor Claw: (angrily) Don't show your face in the 20th century!"

"(A boy covers Penny's mouth) Boy: (quietly) Shh. You must be quiet. (Two of Mr. Chow's agents walk onto the deck above them) Agent 1: Do you see anyone? I heard a noise. Agent 2: There's no one out here. It must've been a cat. Agent 1: Ooh, let's hope so. We must be sure no one has followed Dr. Claw to Mr. Chow's floating nest. (They wait till the agents leave. The boy removes his hat) Boy: A thousand pardons. I was afraid the agents of Mr. Chow would see you. (Penny blushes at the boy who saved her) Penny: But who are you? Boy: I am the grandson of your uncle's Hong Kong contact. Mr. Chow is a very dangerous man. I wanted to make sure you were safe. Penny: Gee, thanks. But now I'm afraid Uncle Gadget may need our help. Boy: In that case, we'd better hurry. Penny: You're right. If Dr. Claw and Mr. Chow complete their partnership in evil, it could be disaster!"

""Neither rain, nor snow, nor gloom of night--nor cat with bad disposition--will stay this clown from his appointed rounds." ~Binky"

"Binky: HEEEEEEEEYYYY, CAT!!! I'm Binky the Clown! Is this the home of Mrs. Edna Fogarty? Garfield: ...No.Binky: I'm here to wish her a happy 97th birthday! Garfield: If he does, Edna won't make 98.Binky: "Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday. Whoop-de-doo, whoop-de-doo. May your day be pleasant, open up your present - just for you, just for you!" [from Peace and Quiet]"

""Hold still, little spider, while I squash you with the window. Hey, I know it's kinda cruel, but it's part of my job." - Garfield [from the quickie "Spider"]"

"Jon: Well guys, how would you like to experience something real scary? Garfield: Hmmm, Jon's gonna sing. Jon: Something so spooky you'll never get over it. Garfield: Hmmm, he's gonna sing and dance."

"Jon: Don't you realize how wrong it was to try and mail Nermal to Abu Dhabi? Garfield: You're right. Egypt's further."

"Garfield: Are there any questions? Audience member: Uh, yeah! Is wrestling fixed? Garfield: Excuse me. I should have asked, "Are there any intelligent questions? [from All About Odie]"

""People who sing like that should be drug out into the street and shot. Or worse, made to listen to a tape of themselves." ~Garfield [from Garfield's Moving Experience]"

""Garfield's been a very bad dog lately. I'm gonna teach him a lesson she'll never forget." ~Jon [from Mistakes Will Happen]"

"Garfield: [to Odie] Can you imagine Pete trying to scare us? Odie: [actually speaking] I don't know, I'm kinda scared. [from Mistakes Will Happen]"

"Jon: Garfield! How did you get here? Garfield: Knowing you, it was probably economy coach."

""What luck. Jon finally gets a decent quantity of food in the house and it had to be yogurt." ~Garfield [from Twice Told Tale]"

""You should never say, 'Things can't possibly get any worse.' Things'll always find a way." ~Garfield"

"Garfield's "Abu Dhabi" song to Nermal: Abu Dhabi, it's far away Abu Dhabi, that's where you'll stay Abu Dhabi, the place to be For any kitten who's annoying me, yeah! Abu Dhabi, it's off the track Abu Dhabi, now don't come back Abu Dhabi, it's quite a thrill For any kitten who can make me ill! Now some take a train, and some take a plane But I am sending you Not on a boat, or even by goat But in a box marked "Postage Due" Abu Dhabi, you're what they lack Abu Dhabi, now you're all packed Abu Dhabi, a far commute For any kitten who is too darn cute!"

""That's the mad scientist's assistant, Igor. Mad scientists' assistants are always named Igor. It's, like, a law." ~Garfield"

""For a while, [Binky] even hosted the wrestling matches. The wrestlers complained he was loud, they couldn't study their scripts." ~Garfield [from Binky Gets Cancelled, Again!]"

""You know what the sad part is? This is the sixth time Jon's taken me camping, and it's still the most fun I've ever had." ~Garfield [from The Bear Facts]"

""...Look what you've found. Do you know what this is, Odie? No, it's not a ball. It's the Klopman Diamond. A priceless gem, as well as a pointless running gag on a popular Saturday morning cartoon series." ~Garfield"

"TV announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, Odie and Friends! Garfield: Odie and Friends? ...We are very close to the end of civilization as we know it. Floyd: What a disgusting, insulting, unfair TV show. Bet it's a hit, though. [from Attention Getting Garfield]"

"Garfield: Where's the ball, Odie? Stupid creatures love to fetch a ball. Jon: (angrily walks up with the ball) You're annoying us, Garfield. Garfield: Like I said."

"Judge: "Order in the court." Binky: I'll have a ham on rye. Hold the mayo! (laughs) Garfield: That's the real Binky. Judge: Arrest that phony! Stinky Davis: Hey, you can't do this to me! I'll get you for this, cat! Garfield: The real Binky could never resist a very old joke. [from Binky Goes Bad]"

""In the history of mankind, no two people have ever been able to agree on the toppings for pizza." ~Garfield [from Binky Gets Cancelled, Again!]"

""This will scare the pants off those three or my name isn't June Arburkle!" ~Jon"

""You! You're not Sylvia! You're one of the Kung-Fu Creatures on the Rampage!... Two!" ~Man in the movie Kung-Fu Creatures on the Rampage II [from Video Airlines]"

""If this guy's a lawman, then I'm a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle." ~Garfield [from Speed Trap]"

""A beautiful woman is interested in Jon and you're asking what's wrong? How long have you been on this show?" ~Garfield, to Odie"

""I'll see your horse, and raise you... a grand piano... and the mayor of Davenport, Iowa!" ~Garfield during a game of poker [from The Lasagna Zone]"

""Kids! Check your TV listings. Make sure this isn't the last episode!" ~Garfield"

"Floyd: Just remember this moment, Garfield, 'cause there'll eventually come the day you'll beg me to do this show. But you know what? I won't be available. I'll be working for, uh, Disney or somebody. Garfield: Who's he kidding? Disney's up to here with mice on their contract. [from The Floyd Story]"

""Good morning. Sometimes, on the show, we like to teach you something a little educational. No, no! Don't change the channel! It's not that educational!" ~Garfield"

""Let me think how to solve this. Maybe I can call the Ghostbusters! Nah... that show was cancelled." ~Garfield [from Ghost of a Chance]"

"Jon: Garfield, come back here with that! I said you could have a light snack. Garfield: This is a light snack! A big snack includes soup. [from Beddy Buy]"

""This is much better than sending him to Abu Dhabi, and it saves on stamps." ~Garfield, after locking Nermal in a jail cell [from Well-Fed Feline]"

"Jon: We'll go to that new multiplex in town. They have 37 screens. Garfield: All of which will be showing Kung-Fu Creatures on the Rampage 2. [from Video Airlines]"

""Odie, that is not a watch. That is a head of cabbage. There is a difference." ~Garfield [from Dirty Business]"

"Jon: I'll put a stop to this or my name is mud! Garfield: "Mud" should be back any minute now. Jon: (returns, covered with mud on his face) Hello, my name is Mud. Garfield: We were expecting you. [ from Dirty Business]"

"Jon: Garfield look at you! You need to get in shape! Garfield: Round is a shape."

"Garfield: [to viewers] From time to time on this show, we like to bring you something a little educational. [a hand holding a remote control appears, startling Garfield] No, no! Don't change channels! It's not that educational."

"Binky: HEEEEEEEEYYYY, CAT!!! Aren't ya thrilled to see me?! Garfield: No. :Binky: I'm the handyman, who's gonna fix up your house!! Garfield: Note the worried look on the cat's face. [from Binky Gets Cancelled]"

"Garfield (to Odie) Rule number 1 in being a sidekick. Never dress better than the hero. [from The Caped Avenger]"

"Jon: It is a great honor to be in your presence, Your Highness. Sultan: Oh, you don't have to call me Your Highness. Now, you can call me Ali. Or you can call me Wally. Or you can call me Ben. Or you can call me Benny. Or you can call me Ali Ben. Or you can call me Ali Ben, Jr. Or you can call me Junior. Or you can call me Ali, Jr. Or you can call me Sonny. Or you can call me Ali Benny, Jr. Or you can call me Junie. Or you can call Johnny. Or you can call me Benjie. Or you can call me Benjie, Jr. Or you can call me Ray. Or you can call me Jay. Or you can call me Ray Jay. Or you can call me R.J.J. [from Ally Katta and the 40 Thieves]"

"Jon: That's not a hot dog! That's a hot dog truck! I hope you feel like a complete idiot! [from the quickie Hot Dog Truck]"

"Ralph: I got you this time, dog. :Garfield: Ahem! (points to himself) Me, cat. (points to Ralph) You, dog catcher. :Mr. Mendelberg(Ralph's boss): Ralph, put that cat down. You are the most incompetent dog catcher on the whole squad. :Ralph: But... but Mr. Mendelberg. :Mr. Mendelberg: One more mistake and you're fired! [from the episode Identity Crisis]"

"Garfield: [He and Jon step into Dr. Garbonzo Bean's lab to find hundreds of robotic duplicates of Odie.] It's an odie fest! [suddenly gets licked by two Robodies in succession] Just what I needed: a team slurp. [from Robodie]"

"Penelope: [In a jungle fantasy] Here is the famous professor of jungle sciences, deep in the forest, wondering where she should camp for the night. [a pride of lions jump out from the bushes] Here she is, considering a good motel in St. Louis. [from The Guy of Her Dreams]"

"Wade: It's National Don't Mention Meat Or Someone Will Hit You With a Banana Cream Pie Day! If you mention a kind of meat, someone will hit you with a banana cream pie! Roy: What? You mean I'll get hit with a banana cream pie if I mention, oh say, prime rib? (a pie hits him) That's a lot of baloney! (another pie hits him) Who do I complain to? I have a real beef! (a third pie hits him) Y'know what?! There's just too much at stake! (a fourth pie hits him) I said stake. S-T-A-K-E. Not steak, S-T-E-A-K. (a fifth pie hits him) (After Roy has quit the show) Wade: Roy's quit for good? Oh, now we are in a stew! (Hit with a pie) Orson: Wade, that's what you get for being so frank. (Hit with a pie) [from Big Bad Buddy Bird]"

"Orson: ...Maybe you'll look like me. Sheldon: Are you trying to scare me? [from Shell Shocked Sheldon]"

"Booker: Roy, why are you playing the wake-up call now? It's nine-thirty! Roy: I'm on daylight savings' time. [from Return of Power Pig]"

""Hello, I'm Big Bad Buddy Bird. I never agree with the group. I set a bad example for impressionable children everywhere." ~Roy [from Big Bad Buddy Bird]"

"Booker: Let's turn [the princess in the changed Cinderella story] into a cowgirl. Sheldon: No, a spacesuit. She's an astronaut. Booker: Even better, let's make her a race car driver and she's got an evil twin. Orson: No, she's a princess and there's only one of her! [from Bedtime Story Blues]"

""You will lose all your feathers during a total eclipse on Arbor day while listening to The Marine Corps Band playing "Home on the range" and watching a badminton match between two guys named Ichabod." ~Roy's fortune cookie [from Fortune Kooky]"

"Wade: Roy, your favorite show is on! Roy: Garfield and Friends?! [from Badtime Story]"

""And so Chicken Licken, Cocky Locky, Ducky Wucky, Piggy Wiggy, Sheepy Creepy, Lamby Wamby, Puppy Wuppy, Goosey Poosey, Horsey Worsey, Weasel Geasel, Turkey Lurkey, Hawky Tawky, Foxy Woxy, Eggy Leggy, Wooly Bully, Catty Fatty, Beaver Cleaver, Wormy Squirmy, Hoggy Woggy, Rooster Shooster, Fishy Wishy, Apey Wapey, Toady Woady, Mallard Ballard, Hippo Zippo, Mousey Wousey, and Chicky Wicky all went to see the king." ~Wade, reading Chicken Licken [from Badtime Story]"

"Roy: Read to the chicks? I can do that. Wade: As can I! I wanna read to them. Roy: I'm going to read to them. Wade: No, I'm going to read to them. Roy: Au contraire, ducko. Wade: I don't care if you can speak Spanish, I'm still gonna read to them! [from Badtime Story]"

""[The CD is] stuck! That's what I get for buying a stereo from a horse." ~Roy [from Wanted: Wade]"

"Roy: At this rate, I'll be done [putting the grain back in the silo] in time for Christmas. Sheldon: What year? Roy: That I'm not sure of. [from Unidentified Flying Orson]"

"Wade: Everyone thinks I'm a coward, and I resent it. Orson: Wade, you are a coward. Wade: That's why I resent it. [from Shy Fly Guy]"

"Orson: Aren't you ashamed of yourself? Roy: No more than usual."

""You are bullies! You are nasty swines, you are. I would say that you are not fit to eat with pigs, except for the fact that you are pigs." ~Wade, confronting Orson's brothers [from Show Stoppers]"

"Orson: Now I'd like to do a little dance for you. Roy: Don't! My earthquake insurance isn't paid up. Orson: I am not fat! I have the body of a supreme athlete! Roy: Well, give it back! You're getting it all stretched out of shape. Orson: Roy, aren't you supposed to be selling tickets at the door? Roy: What? And miss my chance to heckle you, Pignose? Orson: well in that case, I won't dance."[The entire audience applauds] [from Show Stoppers]"

"Booker: What do you get when you cross a lasagna-loving cat with a bunch of zany farm animals? Sheldon: You get picked up for another season. [from Show Stoppers]"

""Man, I wish I had a line in this episode." ~Bo [from Cock-a-Doodle Dandy]"

"Roy: Orson! The chickens is missing! Orson: Shouldn't that be the chickens are missing? You see, chickens is plural, so of course you need a plural verb-- Roy: Oh, great! The weasel has the chickens, and you're teaching grammar! [from The Bunny Rabbits Is Coming!]"

""What do you mean this is the only show you could get me on? Isn't Hanna-Barbera casting? What about cable? I heard they're doing a funny version of Ren and Stimpy." ~Roy, talking on phone to Bernie [from The Incredibly Stupid Swamp Monster]"

"Orson: (reading Rumpelstiltskin) After the king let the son out, the little man offered the son a deal. Rumpelstiltskin (Roy): You can keep your VCR if you can guess my name. Miller's son (Wade): Guess your name? Ha! That oughta be a cinch! Is it Fred? Rumpelstiltskin: No. Miller's son: Sam? Rumpelstiltskin: No. Miller's son: Elliot? Rumpelstiltskin: Nope! Miller's son: Jason? Rumpelstiltskin: No way. Orson: The son just kept on guessing far into the night... Miller's son: Irving? Floyd? Ichabod? Michael? Sidney? John? Paul? George? Ringo? Larry? Moe? Curly? Shemp? Howie? Frank? Rumpelstiltskin: Nope. Orson: ...but without success. Miller's son: Arbuthnot? Trallfaz? Sting? Prince? Engelburt? Rumpelstiltskin: Sorry, you only get one more guess. Pizzaman (Bo): Hey, like, hi there, Rumpelstiltskin. Qué pasa? Miller's son: I know it! I know your name! Your name is... Roy: (grabs the book from Orson) But before the duck-son could say the name, a hurricane came up! Orson: A hurricane!? Roy: Yes, a hurricane. And it blew the duck away, so he couldn't take his VCR back. Wade: Uno momento! Orson: Guys! Wade: Then a spaceship came by! And it rescued the handsome duck and flew him back to reclaim his VCR. Orson: Guys, stop this! Roy: But the rooster was determined to get it back with the aid of his trained dinosaurs! Orson: Trained dinosaurs? Where did the trained dinosaurs come from? Roy: Same place all those ninjas came from. Wade: But then the Third Marine Division landed with their Anti-Trained Dinosaur Squadron. Roy: But the Mole People were too smart for the Marines! Orson: Guys! [from The Name Game]"

"Wade: (looks at the "U.S. Acres Quickie" logo) Orson, what's a quickie? Orson: It's a short joke. Booker: (entering) I don't like jokes about being short! Orson: Well, it's not a joke about being short, Booker; it's a joke that is short. Roy: (entering with Bo) But couldn't you do a short joke about someone being short? Bo: You could even do a long joke about someone being short. Roy: Then that'd be a long short joke! Orson: Enough already! A quickie is a joke that's only 45 seconds, and it's-- Sheldon: (entering) Time's up! Wade: (as the camera fades out) Shucks! I never found out what a quickie was."

"Roy: (considering moving onto the Buddy Bears' show) You [the Buddy Bears] won't hit me with pies? Bobby Buddy Bear: Oh no! Billy Buddy Bear: We never hit anyone with pies! Bertie Buddy Bear: That's not educational and uplifting! All Buddy Bears: We never do anything that's not educational and uplifting! [from Big Bad Buddy Bird]"

"Maurice: I take people into fantasy sequences and show them what the world would be like if they had never lived. Wade: Oh yeah. Like that movie they show seven million times every Christmas. [from It's A Wonderful Wade]"

"Roy: Orson, tell me the name of the new worker in the tool shed. Orson: What. Roy: Tell me the name of the new worker in the tool shed. Orson: What. Roy: Who is the guy in the tool shed?! Orson: No, Who is fixing the roof. Roy: [grabbing the clipboard] I don't care about the roof! Where is the name of the guy in the shed? Orson: No, Where is the name of the guy plowing the field. Roy: Who's plowing the field? Orson: No, Who's fixing the roof. Wade: Orson, what is the name of the guy fixing the roof? Orson: No, What is the name of the guy cleaning the tool shed. Wade: Who's cleaning the tool shed?! Orson: No, Who's fixing the roof. Roy: Who is the guy plowing the field?! Orson: No, Who is fixing the roof. Where is the guy plowing the field. Roy: How should I know?! What is his name?! Orson: No, What is the name of the brother cleaning the shed. Wade: Whose brother? Orson: Of course. Roy: Orson, who is fixing the roof, what is the name of the guy cleaning the shed, and where is the other brother?! Orson: You finally got it. [from Who Done It?]"

"Judge Orson: Wade Duck, you are charged with tearing the tag off a pillow. How do you plead? Wade: I did it! I did it! I'm glad I did it! [Laughs maniacally] And I'd do it again. Judge: I sentence you to 9,999 years in prison! Wade: [Sighs] At least I didn't get life.[from Wanted: Wade!]"

""Warning! Do not remove this tag under penalty of law. Penal code 7756". [The tag Wade pulled off Orson's couch, from Wanted: Wade!]"

"Aloysius: Just what do you think you're doing here, may I ask? Orson: Oh, we're doing our version of the book Doctor Zhivago by Boris Pasternak. Aloysius: This is a cartoon show, not Masterpiece Theatre. Strike the set! [From Kiddie Korner]"

""You folks have this confused. I'm real, and you're animated." [from Episode 1]"

""I just checked the TV listings; I'm the only thing on right now." [from Episode 2]"

""Smart kids watch this show; other kids change the channel." [from Episode 3]"

""Maybe not as funny as pro wrestling, but a lot more realistic." [from Episode 4]"

""This show is K-rated - no adults unless accompanied by a kid." [from Episode 5]"

""Pay careful attention, everyone; there'll be a quiz later." [from Episode 6]"

""The Garfield Guarantee - no giant robots or annoying little blue people." [from Episode 7]"

""So if someone wants you to change the channel, kids, just say no." [from Episode 8]"

""Don't forget, kids, look both ways before crossing your teacher." [from Episode 9]"

""Hey, Heathcliff! Eat your heart out!" [from Episode 10]"

""Beware of imitations, accept no substitutes. Batteries not included." [from Episode 11]"

""You notice how every week I say something different here?" [from Episodes 12, 43, 61]"

""Hey you, the kid who missed last week's show: You'd better have a good excuse." [from Episodes 13, 46, 48, 63]"

""I suppose you're all wondering why I asked you here today." [from Episodes 14 and 15]"

""And remember, lasagna is an important part of your nutritious breakfast. " [From Episode 15 in syndicated airings only]"

""And just remember what you paid to get in." [from Episodes 16, 17, 40, and 69]"

""This show has so many mentions of pasta, it'll affect your cholesterol count." [From Episode 17 in syndicated airings only]"

""In the interest of conservation, today's show will recycle most of last week's jokes." [From Episode 18 in syndicated airings only]"

""A funny thing happened to me on my way to my cartoon show." [from Episodes 18 and 19]"

""Hey you, chewing the gum: I hope you brought enough for everybody!" [from Episodes 20 and 21]"

""Eat and be lazy, kids, and someday you'll have your own show too." [from Episodes 22 and 23]"

""Sell your remote control. I'm the best thing on." [from Episodes 24 and 25]"

""I can't believe we get away with this every week." [from Episodes 26 and 27]"

""Today, featuring Binky the Clown, so turn up the volume, kids!" [from Episodes 28 and 29]"

""Don't try any of this at home, kids. We're professionals." [from Episodes 30 and 31]"

""If you don't see this label, you're not watching a genuine Garfield cartoon." [From Episode 31 in syndicated airings only]"

""Wouldn't I make a great ventriloquist? My lips never move." [from Episodes 32 and 33]"

""This offer void where prohibited. Some restrictions may apply. Batteries not included." [from Episodes 34 and 35]"

""We've got to stop that chicken from writing on my logo every week." [from Episodes 36 and 37]"

""Y'know, we're really running out of those silly lines I do at the start of each show." [from Episode 37 in syndicated airings only]"

""Garfield and Friends is taped in front of an animated studio audience." [from Episodes 38 and 39]"

""And a special hello to all you wonderful Nielsen families out there." [from Episode 41]"

""And pay attention; there'll be a test at the end." [from Episodes 42, 59]"

""Garfield and FRIENDS? Who are these friends, and why haven't they brought food?" [From Episode 42 in syndicated airings only]"

""Change channels and you'll never see your dog again." [from Episode 44]"

""Today's show is brought to you by the letter K and the number 9." [from Episode 45]"

""It doesn't start until the fat lady screams." [from Episodes 47 and 55]"

""My lips never move. Wouldn't I make a great ventriloquist?" [from Episodes 49. 65]"

""I'd like to buy a vowel, please." [from Episode 50]"

""In a moment, I'll wave my finger and the music will stop." [from Episode 51]"

""I'll be back right after they sell you stuff." [from Episode 52]"

""Enough of this entertainment jazz; let's have some commercials." [from Episode 53]"

""If any rating services call, we're spelled G-A-R-F-I-E-L-D." [From Episode 54 in syndicated airings only]"

""And today, we're having a half-off sale on Odie, 'cause he's half off." [from Episode 55 in syndicated airings only; the original and DVD versions have none due to an error]"

""We interrupt this program to bring you commercials. Wow." [from episode 55 on remastered Boomerang prints and the 9Story Season 3 DVD only]"

""Here are some commercials and then, more of me." [from Episode 56]"

""Garfield and Friends will be right back; at least I'll be." [from Episode 57]"

""The Buddy Bears are on the show today, folks, so keep that channel-changer handy." [from Episode 58]"

""Just think of me as like a Teenage Mutant Ninja Pussycat." [from Episode 60]"

""This show is the only possible reason for getting up this early." [from Episode 62]"

""Thank you. You know, a funny thing happened to me on the way to the cartoon show." [from Episode 64]"

""I'm sick of those singers. Can we get some, like, Elvis impersonators for next week?" [from Episode 66]"

""Welcome to my world. Did you bring food?" [from Episode 67]"

""Hey, I'll return the favor. When you get your own cartoon show, I'll watch." [from Episode 68]"

""Serving cartoon watchers the world over since 1988." [from Episode 70]"

""This show is the most fun you can have without marinara sauce." [from Episode 71]"

""When they invented television, this is pretty much what they had in mind." [from Episode 72]"

""I haven't had so much fun since Nermal fell in the mud!" [from Episode 73]"

""The following is made possible by a grant from the Lasagna Manufacturers of America." [from Episode 74]"

""Hey, don't get jealous just because I have a theme song and you don't." [from Episode 74 in syndicated airings only]"

""Today's show is dedicated to loyal and courageous pizza delivery persons everywhere." [from Episode 75]"

""Keep your tickets handy. We'll be raffling off in Turkey at the end of the show." [from Episode 75 in syndicated airings only]"

""If you can find a better show on television, watch it!" [from Episode 76]"

""If this show were any more entertaining, we'd be on pay-per-view." [from Episode 77]"

""If you like this show, tell a friend. If you don't like it, my name is Heathcliff." [from Episode 78]"

""Where else can you get this much comedy for your viewing dollar?" [from Episode 79]"

""Hey, sit back and relax. This is television. It's good." [from Episode 79 in syndicated airings only]"

""The only cartoon show that comes with a double-your-money-back guarantee." [from Episode 80]"

""And for my next trick, I will make the rest of the show magically appear!" [from Episode 81]"

""We're environmentally sound; all of today's jokes are recycled from last week's show." [from Episode 82]"

""Reproductions of the accounts and descriptions of this cartoon show is prohibited." [from Episode 83]"

""And make sure you stick around after the show for the big cast party." [from Episode 84]"

""If you could only watch one TV show this year, this is the one to watch." [from Episode 85]"

""Hey, you could watch some other show, but why would you want to?" [from Episode 86]"

""And don't let your dog watch this show. It's too good for him." [from Episode 87]"

""Today's show is brought to you in color unless the artists ran out of crayons." [from Episode 88]"

""You'll like today's show, folks. No Binky, no Nermal, no Buddy Bears - just a lot of me." [from Episode 89]"

""Today's show is inspected for your safety by number 29." [from Episodes 90 and 95]"

""Don't bother checking NBC, kids. They're not running cartoons anymore." [from Episode 91, although replaced with the quote above it]"

""Everything else you watch on TV this week will just be anti-climatic." [from Episodes 91 and 94]"

""If a tree falls while our sound effects man is at lunch, does it make a sound?" [from Episodes 92 and 93]"

""Penelope's back today, folks. Some women just can't get enough of me." [from Episodes 96 and 97]"

""Critics agree - of all the TV shows on today, this is probably one of them." [from Episodes 98 and 99]"

""Think of a number between 1 and 10. The number you're thinking of is 7." [from Episodes 100 and 101]"

""And keep watching, or we'll have to change into a shopping network and sell bad jewelry." [from Episodes 102 and 104]"

""Today is Hit-a-Duck-in-the-Face-With-a-Lemon-Meringue-Pie Day. We'll explain later." [from Episodes 103 and 105]"

""I was gonna do something spontaneous here, but I've been too busy to plan it." [from Episodes 106, 109, 119 and 120]"

""The cartoon show to watch when you won't settle for just any cartoon show." [from Episodes 107, 108, and 113]"

""The funniest show on TV that doesn't have a 1-800 number to buy cheap junk." [from Episode 110]"

""Today, featuring the return of the Singing Ants. Boy, they have a good agent." [from Episode 111]"

""Penelope is singing today, folks, so don't leave any expensive glassware near the TV." [From Episode 112]"

""Today, a Saturday morning investigative report - where did all those Smurfs go?" [from Episode 114]"

""This show is the answer. Unfortunately, no one's figured out the question yet." [From Episode 115]"

""Today, a look into our writer's joke file! That's right, we examine both jokes!" [from Episodes 116 and 119]"

""The longest-running show on this channel, except for the news which is unfortunately funnier." [from Episode 117]"

""Today, an encore performance of our report 'Are There Too Many Reruns on Cartoon Shows'?" [from Episode 118]"

""After seven seasons, we've pretty much said everything you can say in this spot." [From the final episode]"

"Garfield (Voiced by Lorenzo Music)"

"Jon Arbuckle (Voiced by Thom Huge)"

"Odie (Voiced by Gregg Berger)"

"Nermal (Voiced by Desiree Goyette)"

"Binky the Clown (Voiced by Thom Huge)"

"Herman Post (Voiced by Gregg Berger)"

"Dr. Liz Wilson (Voiced by Julie Payne)"

"Cactus Jake (Voiced by Pat Buttram)"

"AI G. Swindler (Voiced by Carl Ballantine)"

"Penelope (Voiced by Victoria Jackson)"

"The Singing Ants (Voiced by Ed Bogas)"

"Ludlow (Voiced by Don Messick)"

"Irving Burnside (Voiced by Gregg Berger)"

"Rudy (Voiced by Gregg Berger)"

"Moe the Cat Burglar (Voiced by Gregg Berger)"

"Madman Murray (Voiced by Gregg Berger)"

"Demented Dave (Voiced by Gregg Berger)"

"Orson (Voiced by Gregg Berger)"

"Roy (Voiced by Thom Huge)"

"Wade (Voiced by Howie Morris)"

"Bo (Voiced by Frank Welker)"

"Lanolin (Voiced by Julie Payne)"

"Booker (Voiced by Frank Welker)"

"Sheldon (Voiced by Frank Welker)"

"Mort (Voiced by Frank Welker), Gort (Voiced by Thom Huge), and Wart (Voiced by Howie Morris)"

"Fred Duck (Voiced by Frank Welker)"

"Worm (Voiced by Howie Morris)"

"The Weasel (Voiced by Gregg Berger)"

"The Fox (Voiced by Howie Morris)"

"The Wolf (Voiced by Gregg Berger)"

"Edward R. Furrow (Voiced by Frank Welker)"

"Aloysius (Voiced by Kevin Meaney)"

"Plato (Voiced by Frank Welker)"

"Newton Duck (Voiced by Frank Welker)"

"Greg Berg – Baby Fozzie, Baby Scooter, Dr. Julius Strangepork (archive footage)"

"Barbara Billingsley – Nanny"

"Dave Coulier (1986–1991) – Baby Animal, Baby Bunsen, Baby Bean Bunny, Baby Janice, Uncle Statler and Waldorf, Camilla (occasionally)"

"Katie Leigh – Baby Rowlf, Mrs. Mitchell"

"Howie Mandel (1984–1985) – Baby Skeeter, Baby Animal, Baby Bunsen"

"Laurie O'Brien – Baby Piggy"

"Russi Taylor – Baby Gonzo, Robin, and Camilla (occasionally), Aunt Fanny"

"Frank Welker – Baby Kermit, Baby Beaker, Baby Skeeter (1986–1991), Camilla, The Chief Inspector of Scotland Yard"

"Bob Bergen - Link Hogthrob (archive footage)"

"Peter Cullen – Smoggy the Bear (ep. 33), Football-Playing Bear (ep. 33)"

"Pat Fraley - Announcer"

"Jim Henson - Dr. Teeth (archive footage, ep. 61)"

"Hal Rayle - Miss Piggy (archive footage)"

"Hank Saroyan - Himself"

"Debra Toffan - Herself"

"It's showtime!"

"Hi, how are ya?"

"Hmm, something's rotten in the Neitherworld... (smells himself) besides me."

"(Disguised as a witch) Fellow babes! I just flew in for the ball and boy is my broom tired! But seriously I'm gonna liven up this party if it kills me, again!"

"(After going through a car wash) Lyds, I'm... clean! AAH!"

"I can't believe it! He [Doomie] didn't cheat! Oh, where did I go right?!"

"It's Good Neighbor Day and the law says everyone has to be... NICE!"

"Don't ya hate it when that happens?"

"The last laugh, you know I love it!"

"Now I can go back to being as gross and disgusting as I like!"

"Moral dilemmas, you know I hate 'em!"

"If anyone thanks me again, I'll SCREAM!"

"(asking the audience to give him their money) Come on, it's for a good cause: ME!"

"Low ratings, you know I hate 'em!"

"Now here's something you don't see everyday."

"So long, suckers!"

"Whoa! So that's why cowboys have bow legs."

"Hmm... uh, listen, Lyds. I got to go. I, uh, have to feed my fish... to my piranha! Ha! Squeeze ya later."

"So, c'mon, kid. Get on the ball."

"Responsibility, you know I hate it!"

"Look, I've got a problem, maybe you could help me out. I've got these friends I said I'd meet and it's the kind'a thing where I got to be there in person…"

"NO! I'VE BEEN TURNED INTO A LEAN, MEAN, CLEANING MACHINE! HELP!"

"Check this out... a mid-summer night scream."

"Oh, that Claire, she really gets my dandruf up."

"She's got to be outta my mind by now."

"Hey, they can't keep us apart."

"Got you, babes!"

"Hey, now, wait a minute! This skunk really bugs me."

"Rule number one for pulling pranks without getting caught is... be invisible!"

"What? How come you always think I have somethin' up my sleeve?"

"Oh, the magic B-word! Say it again. C'mon, c'mon, c'mon... I dare ya!"

"Now all I need are some cute little suckers to sell my cookies to some big dumb suckers!"

"When I get my hands on that cricket, IT'S SNACK TIME!"

"NO! (when asked if he ever changes his underwear)"

"HEY, BRAINLESS! OVER HERE! (to his body while his head is separate from it)"

"We're gonna take our cause to the people! And not just for the people. We'll take it to the downtrodden! The vegetable! The mineral! The disgusting! The failed science experiments! Four-legged creepies! The birds! The bees! The trees! The knees!"

"Not yet?! We're already halfway through this story, and you still haven't introduced the bad guy!! (when playing Captain Ahab in Moby Dick)"

"I know! Couldn't they find a better picture [for my wanted poster]? I'm smiling!"

"(to Lydia) Babes, his music stinks worse than I do! (smells himself) Well, not quite."

"Not only will I be revered, I'LL BE FILTHY, STINKIN' RICH! As opposed to just being filthy and stinkin. Heh heh heh.."

"Deadly Vu!"

"Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! BEETLEJUICE!"

"Alright, Beetlejuice, what' s the scam?"

"(referring to Delia) Dad and I are the only ones who like her art-and I'm not too sure about Dad!"

"Do I have to join the Neitherworld club?"

"I'm gonna spook Beetlejuice with the ultimate scare scheme! As soon as I can think of it."

"Hey, that's not a good idea, BJ."

"They're wrecking the whole house! Duck!"

"They say 'practice makes pukey'!"

"Beetlejuice! I've never seen you look this bad!"

"Come on, you guys. There's no monster in this tree. That's just a story the kids in school made up. This is a great tree. I love this tree."

"Beetlejuice, Father was half-asleep... thank goodness."

"That isn't funny! That tree is alive... and those men are going to kill it!"

"Miss Shannon, can I be excused?"

"Beetlejuice, have you seen a doctor about this problem of yours?"

"Romeo, don't step on my spiders!"

"I'm really babysitting now... AND IT'S NOT WORTH TWO DOLLARS AN HOUR!!"

"You like it!"

"Don't be ridiculous, Charles!"

"Rubbish! Don't be such a stupid baby, just eat your soup and then you will be excused."

"Why Charles! Whatever is the matter?"

"Really, Charles. I suggest you phone a proper repair man."

"That's Beetleman, Dear. I'm taking your father for a nice, relaxing walk. Now, don't you bother Mr. Beetleman."

"Well, pay the man, Charles."

"What is that thing?"

"Lydia, dinner!"

"Lydia, go to your room, right now!"

"Sweety, I'm home."

"Being nervous makes me nervous!"

"It's the whole darn town!"

"Monitor Head 2: What do you mean commercials can't be released on the video unless you are the one with the people's voices!"

"Monitor Head 1: I'm not a fat looser like you!"

"Monitor Head 4: It's all about ratings."

"All Monitor Heads: Get a move on!"

"Yuk! That's Disgustin'!"

"Did I win or did I lose?"

"Nyah - ha - ha - haa!"

"Oh No you don't! You will not turn me into warewolf!"

"That blonde haired ghoul is gonna cut off my head."

"That wasn't very cute!"

"Wanna buy some cookies!"

"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

"Beep! Beep! Beep!"

"Hello Mon Ami, ya lookin' for a nice preeetty girl?"

"Ooh La La! Look at that preeeeeetty looking ladeeeee!"

"Sacre Bleu!"

"Alouette jogging Alouette..."

"Are you Beeeeetlejuice?"

"It is 'azar-dous to your 'ealth."

"Hey, kids! Are we gonna have some fun?"

"Okay, boys and girls, are we ready for some jokes?"

"Whoa! That's the hottest cold I've ever seen!"

"Food fight!"

"Hey, what happened?! I hope it was funny! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!"

"Hey Beetlejuice! Your burgers are so bad, they oughta be spanked!"

"What is your favourite color? Tell me!"

"Huh! Is my name Lipscum spelled backwards Mucspil?"

"What is your name? Answer me!"

"Hey. Beetlejuice spelled backwards is Eciujelteeb!"

"Can I huh? Can I Can I Can I?"

"Ba dum-bum!"

"Arrrr! Look who what we've got, Ed."

"Cross the river bridge, mate."

"What do you mean the library's closed?"

"That's not funny, Claire."

"Uh, does this mean we'll be closing the play?"

"You're getting dangerous, kid!"

"But Lydia, I think you should try out for the part of Juliette."

"Miss Shannon! I don't feel so good."

"I've always wanted to be a rock star!"

"Relax, Bertha. You know why Miss Shannon wants you to do homework."

"Looks like the best girl won, honey."

"I am going to get that Lydia Deetz."

"Uh, like, it's about time! You are ten second late. Now, get lost!"

"Shut up! I am not a sore loser."

"Well, you can find yourself another Julia."

"Like, aren't I just the most?"

"What kind of a name is BEETLEJUICE?"

"I mean, really have you ever heard of such a ridiculous name as Beetlejuice?"

"Like, thanks for the invitation, Lydia. Perhaps the ingroup and I will drop by your party early, for a good laugh."

"Anyone who isn't in your group."

"Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeowwwwwwww!"

"All right, girls, our very first science fair today. Guess who's forgotten."

"Can I help you, Prudence?"

"Now off to your classes, ladies."

"I want you to keep staging it the rest of the week, just as you did it last night."

"Okay, girls, we're going to have show and tell."

"How improper."

"Bertha, I am not satisfied with you. You did not share with any of your friends."

"Beetleguts! You're fired!"

"Would you please stand on that X over there?"

"Oh, all right. You're free to go… as far away as possible!"

"What are you, some kind of sicko? We can get rid of this disgusting creep forever."

"If you do not follow those rules, I will let you get away from the Neitherworld forever!"

"Miss Shannon! Somebody is bothering me!"

"What's so funny?!"

"Stop laughing! That's ridiculous!"

"Prudence, of course it'll be scary. It's Lydia's party."

"Miss Shannon! Can I wash my hands please?"

"Put a sock in it, you idiot!"

"Is there anything new other than comic books?"

"Someone used this ruler to throw your beehive on stage."

"They're here to save the world again!"

"We're Back!"

"Bill Cosby - Fat Albert"

"Bill Cosby - James "Mushmouth" Mush"

"Lou Scheimer - Dumb" Donald"

"Bill Cosby - William "Bill" Cosby"

"Jan Crawford - Russell Cosby"

"Gerald Edwards - Old Weird Harold"

"Eric Suter - Rudy Davis"

"Jan Crawford - Bucky Miller"

"Jay Scheimer - Miss Berry"

"Bill Cosby - Mudfoot Brown"

"Bill Cosby - Brown Hornet"

"Lou Scheimer - Stinger"

"Erika Scheimer - Tweeterbell"

"Lou Scheimer Legal Eagle"

"Jan Crawford & Gerald Edwards - Moe & Gabby"

"Erika Scheimer - Margene"

"Catero Colbert - 3 River Blockbusters"

"Erika Scheimer - Pee Wee"

""'Trust me', he says. Ha! I'd sooner trust a vampire to give me a shave". ~Simon"

""Looks like the Ultimate Warp brought us the ultimate wimp!" ~Simon"

"Kevin: Your powers don't scare us! Dracula: I'm so happy to hear that. You know, fear makes de blood taste terrible."

"Kevin: Stay close. I think the bridge goes this way. Lana: What if you're wrong? Kevin: Then we'll be getting some free skydiving lessons - parachutes not included."

"Simon: (under the effects of a love arrow) How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. One is for your little button-nose. Two is for your cute little twinkle-toes. Three is... Mother Brain: Enough! I want the truth this time! What is your real plan? Simon: All right, I'll tell you. My plan is to hug and kiss those cute little wrinkles on your brain!"

""It's a good thing for you I'm an animal lover. Now scoot, before I change my mind and make fur underwear out of you". ~Simon, to a lion"

"Lana: Some guide you are. Simon: An honest mistake. Mountain lions are related to dogs, you know. Lana: They're related to cats. Simon: Ah-ha! I always suspected Duke was part cat."

""I didn't save you. I saved him. He gets awful indigestion from eatin' strangers. Keeps me up all night". ~Bayou Billy"

""Oh, he's probably just feeding the alligators...with himself". ~Simon"

""I'm gonna scramble your eggplant when I get my gloves on you!" ~King Hippo"

""If you promise not to eat me, I'll take you to Captain N!" ~Simon"

""Let 'em go, or there's gonna be french-fried eggplant and hippo burgers for everyone". ~Kevin"

""Toro! Toro! No, I mean Hippo! Hippo! Olé!" ~Simon"

""Hey, it's either that or go back home and clean up my room". ~Kevin"

"Lana: That's not fair! Donkey Kong weighs more than you!"

"Mother Brain: Quick, get me the second Sacred Treasure! Eggplant Wizard: Yes, your wrinkledness. Mother Brain: Never say the word "wrinkles" to me! These are beauty lines."

""Hmph! I could have done better, and I don't even have a body!" ~Mother Brain, after Lana wins the diving competition"

"Simon: But Medusa's even uglier than Mother Brain! One look at her face turns a man to stone! Kevin: Look on the bright side, Simon. You'd make a very handsome statue. Simon: Oh, yes! I would, wouldn't I?"

""Uh, on the other hand, why worry about a neck when you've got an entire body to think of?!" ~Simon"

""Well... this doesn't look so bad. But that does!" ~Simon"

"King Hippo: Ooh! That's hot enough. Simon: What's that? Still too cold?"

""Don't worry, Princess. I got to be Game Master by learning from my mistakes". ~Kevin"

"Mega Man: There's no time to waste! We've got to mega move it! Kevin: Well, I wouldn't call hugging a princess a waste of time."

""What perfectly dreadful statues. Medusa has lousy taste in art". ~Simon"

"Mother Brain: Metroid mirror on the wall, am I the cutest of them all? Mirror: Princess Lana is the cutest chick. You're so ugly, you make me sick! Mother Brain: What do you know, twerp?! I will be the most beautiful woman in VideoLand! And you, Eggplant Wizard, are going to help me do it. Eggplant Wizard: M-m-m-me? Mother Brain: Yes, you! You can start by making me an apple! Eggplant Wizard: Uh, ah, whatever you say, Mother Brain. Magic words with which I grovel, make this brain a big juicy apple! (He turns Mother Brain into an apple.) Mother Brain: You idiot! I don't want to be an apple! I want to have an apple! Eggplant Wizard: Cool off, Mother Brain, or you'll became a baked apple! I can turn a princess to a pumpkin, a prince to a ham on rye; turning you back to normal is as easy as apple pie! (He turns Mother Brain into an apple pie. She grabs Eggplant Wizard and shakes him.) King Hippo: Hey! You look pretty tasty, Mother Brain! Can I have a slice? Mother Brain: Shut up and change me back!"

"Kevin: What have you done to the princess?! Mother Brain: What's the matter? Don't you like fairy tales? You remember this one. The beautiful princess eats the poisoned apple and falls into a deep sleep. And the handsome prince - ha! I suppose that's you - has to wake her out of the spell. Kevin: It's also the one where the prince destroys the ugly witch, isn't it? Eggplant Wizard: That's the one! Mother Brain: Shut up, you mental midget!"

""You couldn't even wake up a frog with a kiss like that!" ~Simon"

""I'm doing this for your own good, Captain N! Rescuing princesses is a man's job! (Duke growls at him) Shut up". ~Simon, after trapping Kevin"

"Kevin: Simon! Don't just sit there like a Thanksgiving turkey! Gimme a hand! Simon: Yes, well, I'd love to, but I'm tied up at the moment."

"Guard: Halt! No one enters Castle Ironspire and lives! Kevin: But we're prepared to pay. Guard: I don't accept credit cards! Kevin: How about gold and jewels? Guard: Well... why didn't ya say so? Go right in and make yourselves at home."

"Kevin: I don't get it! It's not working! Simon: Maybe it's my breath."

"King Hippo: Hey, egg-breath! You're paddling the wrong way! Eggplant Wizard: Uh-uh, you are! The island's behind you! King Hippo: Then let me sit over there! I get seasick ridin' backwards! (stands up) Eggplant Wizard: Wait! You're rockin' the raft! (They fall off the raft.) YAAHHH!!! See what you did? King Hippo: Aw, shut up and swim!"

""If you're trying to scare me, you're doing a good job!" ~Simon"

""If we get out of this, remind me to have my Zapper waterproofed!" ~Kevin"

""All right, you deadbeat! You can squeeze me! You can choke me! You can shake me! But mess my hair? No way!" ~Simon"

"Mega Man: Dr. Right, are you sure you can trust that mega rat? Dr. Light: There's good in everybody, Mega Man. You just have to look for it. Kevin: Yeah? Well, Wily does wear a clean lab coat!"

"Kevin: You'll pay for this, Dr. Wily! Dr. Wily: Sorry, Captain Numbskull. I left my wallet in my other lab coat."

""Let's make a run for it! Uh, on second thought, let's run away from it!" ~Simon"

"Kevin: Sorry if I upset your cat. Lana: But I don't have a cat."

"Lana: What do you see in the mirror? Simon: You mean I'm a Prince Charming? Lana: No, Simon! I mean you're an arrogant, self-centered egomaniac! Simon: I'm that good, am I?"

""Abandon ship! Women and Simons first!" ~Simon"

"Kevin: Hey, are you guys all right? Simon: Yeah. We're in hamburger heaven."

"Mother Brain: That's it! I've found Captain N's weak spot. King Hippo: Uh, you mean he's afraid of rats?"

"Kevin: I learned this recipe from my uncle Lenny back in New York. Trust me princess, this is gonna be the coolest thing you ever tasted. Lana: What exactly is a pizza? Kevin: Oh, this is no ordinary pizza, it's a Captain N Special. N for nuts, N for nectarines, N for nachos... (Duke grabs the pizza) And N for "No"! Lana: I think you better rename it the Duke Special."

""What a shrimp! And every shrimp needs a shrimp salad!" ~Eggplant Wizard"

""Yes. Well, it was very nice of you to drop by. Do come back and visit us soon, say, twenty years?" ~Simon"

"Simon: Stand back. Simon Belmont will take care of this deadly beast! (pulls out a golf club and gets ready to hit the lizard) Kevin: Don't you think that's the wrong weapon for the job? Simon: You're absolutely right. (throws the golf club aside, pulls out a rocket launcher, and points it at the lizard)"

"Simon: (as the baby dragon licks him) Knock it off! I'm not your mother! Kevin: No, but you probably smell like her."

"Kevin: I'll see what the lightning bolt can do. Simon, you try on the armor. Simon: But I look awful in gold!"

"Eggplant Wizard: Forget the food! This is the chance of a lifetime! King Hippo: FORGET THE FOOD?! Eggplant Wizard: Don't you get it? If Link and Zelda are coming here, there won't be anyone left on Hyrule but their flunkies! King Hippo: They'll give us food? Eggplant Wizard: No, banana brains! The alarm's been turned off! We can steal the Triforce for ourselves! King Hippo: Then we can make Ganon's servants give us food!"

""Oh, boy! Next to vampires, dragon-hunting is my favorite sport!" ~Simon"

"Lana: But Simon, that's an ironing board. Simon: Yes, and how appropriate for flattening my competition."

"Simon: Who am I? Kevin: You're Simon Belmont, the vampire hunter. Simon: No, no, I'm definitely not him. I'd never forget a name like that."

""Thank you, Captain M. And thank you, Kid Licorice, Mega Mutt, Princess Lea, and you too, Puke". ~Simon, after getting amnesia"

"King Hippo + Eggplant Wizard: The stains of brains stay mainly on the veins. Mother Brain: I'll stain your brains if you don't get yourselves to Kongoland now!"

"Lana: We've got to get to CastleVania before it's too late. Kevin: Yeah, but Simon isn't ready to handle the Count yet. Simon: Don't be silly. Of course I can handle the count. Watch me. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10. Need I go on? Kevin: No. That was terrific, Simon. If there's a math quiz on CastleVania, I'm sure you'll pass."

""The worst part about being a handsome hunk of hero is having to get up early to save the day". ~Simon"

"Simon: Stop! I belong in the jungle! Kevin: You belong in a cage, maybe, but not the jungle!"

"Simon: Hey, cut it out. That tickles. Lana: What tickles? Simon: Well, there's a little fish nibbling my toe. That's a naughty little fellow. Simon says stop tickling my toes. (The Swamp Creature pops out.) Oh, I didn't mean it. You can tickle them all you want."

"Kevin: Better buckle up, dudes. I don't have my driver's license yet. Simon: You what?!"

"Eggplant Wizard: Watch where you're stepping! That's my nose! King Hippo: Hey! Get your leg outta my bellybutton!"

"Eggplant Wizard: Don't shoot! I've got a wife and two baby eggplants at home. Kevin: Don't worry. I'm not gonna fry any eggplant. Just flowers!"

"Kevin: Looks like Mother Brain's world is finally brain-dead. Lana: We've done it! VideoLand is free at last! Mega Man: No more mega monsters attacking in the night! Pit: No more battles to the maximus! Simon: And best of all, no more waking up early!"

""Good-bye, Captain N. Good luck. Um... must've gotten some flower pollen in my eyes". ~Simon"

"Mother Brain: As judge, jury, and executioner of VideoLand, I charge to all with conspiracy... to bring peace and freedom to everyone! How do you plead? Lana: Guilty... and proud of it. Pit: That goes for me too-icus. Mega Man: I agree. Simon: Uh, me too. Mother Brain: Order in the court! Eggplant Wizard: Uh, I'll have an eggplant sandwich. Uh, hold the pickles. (Mother Brain bangs her gavel) Okay, okay, uh, I'll hold the pickles! Mother Brain: Will you shut up?! I hereby sentence you to banishment into the Black Hole Warp Zone! Lana: The Black Hole Warp Zone?! Oh, but no one's ever come out alive! Mega Man: The gravity's so great, we'll be squished to no bigger than a grain of sand! Simon: How dreadful! None of my clothes will fit. No! I'm too handsome to die!"

""No, I can't lie anymore. That's not the way it happened at all! Captain N is the real hero. I'm just a big-mouth!" ~Simon"

"Mega Man: Uh, I guess, now that you're back, Your Majesty, you'll be showing all of VideoLand's mega villains who's the boss. Mirror King: I'll do better than that. I'll invite them all to the party!"

"Mega Man: Oz? I never heard of that warp zone. Where is it? Kevin: Uh, in a fantasy land called Hollywood. If you ever visit my world, I'll take you there."

"King Hippo: But it's dangerous in [the Palace of Power], Mother Brain. Eggplant Wizard: Yeah! They eat eggplants for dinner!"

"Game Boy: Ready for disposal of defective unit. Eggplant Wizard: Disposal?! No way! Her Ugliness wants to play some games with your brain! Game Boy: I am programmed to play games! Eggplant Wizard: Hey! Be careful! I'm an eggplant, not a squash!"

""No! Stop him! Eggplant, Hippo, grab that stupid mutt! He's pulling the plug on my beautiful plan!" ~Mother Brain"

"Kevin: Well, I'm pullin' the plug on this joker until we decide what to do with him. Simon: I know. Let's lock him up in a closet and throw away the key."

"Dragonlord: Get away! Get away!"

""It's always Captain N! He's the cause of all my troubles! They're right, though. Unless I can get rid of that pesky Game Master, my spring offensive will fall flat on its... face". ~Mother Brain"

"Bigtime: Look at my credentials. Bigtime Brannigan comes with an efficiency rating of 100%! Mother Brain: True. You are one of the best bounty hunters in the force, Bigtime. Most impressive. Bigtime: The best. Zoomer: That's not what I heard. There's a rumor-- (Bigtime fires at Zoomer.) Woo! Bigtime: I do so hate unsightly lint."

"Samus: Now... get out there! Kraid: Are you kidding!? They'll catch me--I'll be sent to solitary confinement for a month! Samus: A month in solitary or a month in the hospital... it's your choice."

""What kind of guy do you think I am?" ~Kevin to Samus"

"Kevin: I'm going. Samus: Princess Lana would not want you to go. Kevin: Of course you'd say that. You... like me. You want me to stay. Samus: True. But if I were the Princess and you left the kingdom defenseless in order to be with me, I would despise you."

"Zebes Security: In Mother Brain's name, has your mission been accomplished? Have you obtained... the item? Merchant One Captain: The "item" is intact... of course. You think we'd show our faces here without it? Zebes Security: Good point!"

""Guess it's time to take a bite out of crime. Boy, crocodile sure tastes awful". ~Kevin as Duke, on biting one of King Hippo's cronies"

""Yuck! Some things taste even worse than crocodile". ~Kevin as Duke, after biting King Hippo"

""So, Mother Brain, what hologram are we going to hit them with next? Giant lizards? Snapping turtles? Vegetable peelers?!" ~Eggplant Wizard"

""Welcome, Game Master--whichever one of you that may be! Heh-heh!" ~Mother Brain"

""Too bad, Captain. I was going to save you for last, but first come first serve!" ~Mother Brain"

"Kevin: Computer! If Tall, Wet, and Ugly over here isn't an enemy... then she won't mind turning over her weapons! Mother Brain: Put down my... weapons? Why, of course! I'll be delighted to turn over my weapons. Kevin: Is that all? You must be traveling light today."

""I gave my word to Kevin to protect the Princess. I do not understand why he is so interested in her well-being - she's not half the hero I am! Still, I shall protect her..." ~Samus"

"Lana: What a dismal place... Guard: What did you expect, the Pleasure Zone?"

""Hold me, Kevin. Hold me until forever comes again". -Samus"

"Tress MacNeille as Chip, Clarice, Gadget Hackwrench"

"Corey Burton as Dale, Mole, Snout, Zipper (vocal effects)"

"Peter Cullen as Montery Jack, Officer Kirby, Officer Muldoon, Mepps"

"Three is a magic number, Yes it is, it's a magic number. Somewhere in the ancient, mystic trinity You get three can't you see it's the magic number."

"The past and the present and the future. Faith and Hope and Charity, The heart and the brain and the body Give you three as a magic number."

"A man and a woman had a little baby. Yes they did, there were three in the family, And that's a magic number."

"My hero, Zero, such a funny little hero, But till you came along, We counted on our fingers and toes. Now you're here to stay And nobody really knows How wonderful you are. Why we could never reach a star, Without you, Zero, my hero, How wonderful you are."

"What's so wonderful about a zero? It's nothing, isn't it? Sure, it represents nothing alone. But place a zero after 1 And you've got yourself a 10. See how important that is? When you run out of digits, You can start all over again. See how convenient that is?"

"Elementary, my dear, two times two is four. Elementary, my dear, two times three is six. Elementary, my dear, two times four is eight. Elementary, my dear, two times five is ten.Two times one is two, of course. And it must occur to you, You get an even number Every time you multiply by two."

"Two times ten is twenty, eleven twice is twenty-two, Double twelve that's twenty-four, thirteen twice is twenty-six, Fourteen twice is twenty-eight, fifteen twice is thirty, now you're buildin' up on thirty: Sixteen twice is thirty-two, elementary. Seventeen twice is thirty-four, elementary. Eighteen twice is thirty-six, elementary. Nineteen twice is thirty-eight, elementary. Twenty twice is forty, and it must occur to you, You can double any number, all you do is multiply by two..."

"Forty days and forty nights, Didn't it rain, children? Not a speck of land in sight, Didn't it, didn't it rain. But Noah built the ark so tight, They sailed on, children. And when at last the waters receded, And the dove brought back the olive tree leaf, He landed that ship near Mount Ararat, And one of his children grabbed Noah's robe and said "Hey Dad, how many animals on this old ark anyway, huh?""

"Now Miss Simpson said... She teaches school, you know - Yeah, she took us there. Well, Miss Simpson said - If we counted every head on these quadrupeds, Then multiplied that number by four, We'd know how many feet went through the door, If we turned 'em all loose. Oh no, don't do that! It's really a groovy zoo. But, anyway, what Miss Simpson said, It was a good chance to work on our fours in our head. One, two, three, four!"

"Multiplying by five is a little like countin' by five. In fact, if you counted along on your fingers as you counted out loud by fives, your fingers would tell you how many fives you've got."

"I got six. That's all there is. Six times one is six, one times six.He got six. I put mine with his and we got twelve. Six times two is twelve, two times six."

"Now you can call me Lucky, 'cause Lucky's my name. Singin' and dancin', that's my game. I never did a whole day's work in my life, Still everything seems to turn out right. Like a grasshopper on a summer's day, I just love to play, And pass the time away, 'Cause I was born 'neath a lucky star. They said I'd go far."

"Remember Lucky Seven Sampson, that's my natural born name. If you should ask me again, I'd have to tell you the same. You'll wake up tomorrow, you'll be glad that I came 'Cause you'll be singin' one of the songs that I sang. So keep a happy outlook and be good to your friend, And maybe I'll pass this way again. Maybe!"

"Figure eight as double four, Figure four as half of eight. If you skate, you would be great If you could make a figure eight. That's a circle that turns 'round upon itself."

"Number nine will put you on the spot. Number nine will tie you up, oh, in a knot. When you're tryin', Multiplyin' by nine, You might give it everything you've got And still be stopped. If you don't know some secret way you can check on, You'll break your neck on Naughty number nine."

"Now the first thing to keep in mind, When you're multiplyin' by nine Is that it's one less than ten. You see, nine is the same as ten minus one. So you could multiply your number by ten, And then subtract the number from the result, And you'd get the same product As if you'd multiplied by nine And you knew it."

"Good, good, good, good, the good eleven, yeah It's almost as easy as multiplyin' by one. Good, good, good, good eleven. (Mmmm) Yes, eleven almost makes multiplication fun."

"Some people get up at a quarter till seven, Other people lie abed till 8:45 or nine. But I'm happy just to hang in there till eleven, 'Cause eleven has always been a friend of mine."

"Now if man had been born with 6 fingers on each hand, he'd also have 12 toes or so the theory goes. Well, with twelve digits, I mean fingers, he probably would have invented two more digits when he invented his number system. Then, if he saved the zero for the end, he could count and multiply by twelve just as easily as you and I do by ten."

"Well every person you can know, And every place that you can go, And anything that you can show, You know they're nouns. A noun's a special kind of word, It's any name you ever heard, I find it quite interesting, A noun's a person, place, or thing."

"I get my thing in action (Verb!) To be, to sing, to feel, to live (Verb!) That's what's happenin' I put my heart in action (Verb!) To run, to go, to get, to give (Verb!) (You're what's happenin')"

"Conjunction Junction, what's your function? Hooking up words and phrases and clauses. Conjunction Junction, how's that function? I got three favorite cars That get most of my job done. Conjunction Junction, what's their function? I got "and", "but", and "or", They'll get you pretty far."

"When Reginald was home with flu, uh-huh-huh, The doctor knew just what to do-hoo. He cured the infection With one small injection While Reginald uttered some interjections. Hey! That smarts! Ouch! That hurts! Yow! That's not fair givin' a guy a shot down there!"

"Interjections (Hey!) show excitement (Yow!) or emotion (Ouch!). They're generally set apart from a sentence by an exclamation point, Or by a comma when the feeling's not as strong."

"So when you're happy (Hurray!), or sad (Awww!), or frightened (EEK!), or mad (Rats!), or excited (Wow!), or glad (HEY!), an interjection starts the sentence right!"

"Got home from camping last spring. Saw people, places and things. We barely had arrived, Friends asked us to describe The people, places and every last thing. So we unpacked our adjectives."

"Adjectives are often used to help us compare things, To say how thin, how fat, how short, how tall. Girls who are tall can get taller, Boys who are small can get smaller, Till one is the tallest And the other's the smallest of all."

"We hiked along without care. Then we ran into a bear He was a hairy bear, He was a scary bear. We made a hasty retreat from his lair, and described him with adjectives."

"Lolly, Lolly, Lolly, get your adverbs here. Lolly, Lolly, Lolly, got some adverbs here. Come on down to Lolly's, get the adverbs here! You're going to need If you write or read, Or even think about it."

"Lolly, Lolly, Lolly, get your adverbs here. Got a lot of lolly, jolly adverbs here."

"An adverb is a word that modifies a verb (sometimes a verb, sometimes) it modifies an adjective, or else another adverb"

"Now, I have a friend named Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla, And I could say that Rufus found a kangaroo That followed Rufus home And now that kangaroo belongs To Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla. Whew! I could say that, but I don't have to, 'Cause I got pronouns, I can say, "HE found a kangaroo that followed HIM home and now IT is HIS""

"You see, (uh) HE, HIM, and HIS are pronouns, Replacing the noun Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla, A very proper noun. And IT is a pronoun, replacing the noun, kangaroo! (How common!)"

"If she found a kangaroo I would say SHE found a kangaroo that followed HER home and now it is HERS, but I can't say that... 'cause she found an aardvark."

"Now I could say that Rafaela Gabriella and Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla and Albert Andreas Armadillo found an aardvark, a kangaroo and a rhinoceros. And now that aardvark and that kangaroo and that rhinoceros belong respectfully to: Rafaela Gabriella Sarsaparilla and Rufus Xavier Sasparilla and Albert Andreas Armadillo. *whew!* Because of pronouns I can say, in this way: WE found THEM and THEY found US and now THEY are OURS and WE're so happy! Thank you Pronouns!"

"This is the tale of Mister Morton. (Mister Morton is who?) He is the subject of our tale. And the predicate tells what Mister Morton must do."

"Mr. Morton walked down the street. (Mr. Morton walked.) Mr. Morton talked to his cat. Mr. Morton talked. ("Hello, cat; you look good.") Mr. Morton was lonely. Mr. Morton was. Mr. Morton... (is the subject of the sentence) ...and what the predicate says, he does."

"Mr. Morton knew just one girl. (Mr. Morton knew). Mr. Morton grew flowers for Pearl. (Mr. Morton grew.) Mr. Morton was very shy. Mr. Morton was. Mr. Morton... (is the subject of the sentence) ...and what the predicate says, he does."

"We're gonna elect a president! (No more kings) He's gonna do what the people want! (No more kings) We're gonna run things our way! (No more kings) Nobody's gonna tell us what to do!"

"Rockin' and a-rollin', splishin' and a-splashin', Over the horizon, what can it be? Looks like it's going to be a free country."

"Now, the ride of Paul Revere Set the nation on its ear, And the shot at Lexington heard 'round the world, When the British fired in the early dawn The War of Independence had begun, The die was cast, the rebel flag unfurled."

"And on to Concord marched the foe to seize the arsenal there you know Waking folks and searching all around 'till our militia stopped them in their tracks At the old North Bridge we turned them back AND chased those Redcoats back to Boston town."

"And the shot heard round the world Was the start of the revolution The minutemen were ready, on the move Take your powder take your gun Report to General Washington Hurry, men, there's not an hour to lose."

"From the shot heard 'round the world To the end of the Revolution The continental rabble took the day And the father of our country Beat the British there at Yorktown And brought freedom to you and me and the U.S.A.!"

"In 1787 I'm told Our founding fathers did agree To write a list of principles For keepin' people free."

"The U.S.A. was just startin' out. A whole brand-new country. And so our people spelled it out The things that we should be."

"In 1787 I'm told Our founding fathers all sat down And wrote a list of principles That's known the world around."

"The U.S.A was just startin' out. A whole brand-new country. And so our people spelled it out They wanted a land of liberty."

"Now you have heard of Women's Rights, And how we've tried to reach new heights. If we're "all created equal"... That's us too!"

"I'm just a bill. Yes, I'm only a bill. And I'm sitting here on Capitol Hill. Well, it's a long, long journey To the capital city. It's a long, long wait While I'm sitting in committee, But I know I'll be a law someday At least I hope and pray that I will, But today I am still just a bill."

"Lovely Lady Liberty With her book of recipes And the finest one she's got Is the great American melting pot. The great American melting pot."

"You simply melt right in, It doesn't matter what your skin. It doesn't matter where you're from, Or your religion, you jump right in To the great American melting pot. The great American melting pot. Ooh, what a stew, red, white, and blue."

"One thing you will discover When you get next to one another Is everybody needs some elbow room, elbow room."

"It's nice when you're kinda cozy, but Not when you're tangled nose to nosey, oh, Everybody needs some elbow, needs a little elbow room."

"That's how it was in the early days of the U.S.A. The people kept a comin' to settle though The east was the only place there was to go."

"The president was Thomas Jefferson. He made a deal with Napoleon. How'd you like to sell a mile or two, (or three or a hundred or a thousand?)"

"Oh, elbow room, elbow room, Got to, got to get us some elbow room. It's the west or bust, In God we trust. There's a new land out there... Louis and Clark volunteered to go, Good bye, good luck, wear your overcoat! They prepared for good times and for bad (and for bad), They hired Sacajawea to be their guide. She led them all across the countryside."

"Ooh, there's gonna be fireworks (Fireworks!) On the Fourth of July (red, white, and blue!) Red, white, and blue fireworks Like diamonds in the sky. (diamonds in the sky!) We're gonna shoot the entire works on fireworks That really show, oh yeah, We declared our liberty two hundred years ago. Yeah!"

"In 1776 (fireworks!) There were fireworks too(red, white, and blue!) The original colonists, You know their tempers blew (They really blew!) Like Thomas Paine once wrote: It's only common sense(only common sense) That if a government don't give you your basic rights You'd better get another government."

"And though some people tried to fight it, Well, a committee was formed to write it: Benjamin Franklin, Philip Livingston, John Adams, Roger Sherman, Thomas Jefferson, They got it done (Oh yes they did!) The Declaration, uh-huh-huh, The Declaration of Independence (Oh yeah!) In seventeen hundred seventy six (Right on!) The Continental Congress said that we were free (We're free!) Said we had the right of life and liberty, ...And the pursuit of happiness!"

"Mother Necessity With her good intentions, Where would this country be Without her inventions?"

"Orville, Wilbur, go outside this minute, and there continue with your silly playin'. Take those plans and take those blueprints! Take that funny lookin' thing Take that wheel, take that wing! I can't hear a thing that Mrs. Johnson's sayin'!"

"When Robert Fulton made the steamboat go, When Marconi gave us wireless radio, When Henry Ford cranked up his first automo, When Samuel Slater showed us how the factories go, And all the iron and oil and coal and steel and Yankee don't you know, They made this country really grow, grow, grow, grow, With Mother Necessity and where would we be Without the inventions of your progeny?"

"Guess I got the idea right here at school. Felt like a fool when they called my name, Talkin' about the government and how it's arranged, Divided in three like a circus. Ring one, Executive, Two is Legislative, that's Congress. Ring three, Judiciary. See it's kind of like my circus, circus."

"Helpin' wash the dishes And I drop a cup. Why does everything fall down Instead of up? Ridin' up a hill I spill And hit the ground. Wish I could fall up instead of always falling down."

"I'm a victim of gravity. Everything keeps fallin' down on me. No matter where I go That forces that I know, Just a pullin' me down, down, down, down, down. It's all around town now, It's like a magnet deep inside the ground. When I lift something up, I can feel it pulling down."

"They say our solar system is centered 'round the sun, Nine planets, large and small, parading by. But somewhere out in space, There's another shining face That you might see some night up in the sky. Interplanet Janet, she's a galaxy girl, A solar system Ms. from a future world, She travels like a rocket with her comet team And there's never been a planet Janet hasn't seen, No, there's never been a planet Janet hasn't seen."

"She's been to the Sun, it's a lot of fun, It's a hot-spot, It's a gas. Hydrogen and helium in a big, bright, glowing mass. It's a star, it's a star! So Janet got an autograph!"

"Mercury was near the Sun so Janet stopped by, But the mercury on Mercury was much too high, So Janet split for Venus, but on Venus, she found She couldn't see a thing for all the clouds around. Earth looked exciting, kind of green and inviting, So Janet thought she'd give it a go. But the creatures on that planet looked so very weird to Janet, She didn't even dare to say hello."

""It's a bird!" "It's a plane!" "Why, it must be a UFO!" But it was Interplanet Janet. She's a galaxy girl, A solar system Ms. from a future world She travels like a rocket with her comet team And there's never been a planet Janet hasn't seen No, there's never been a planet Janet hasn't seen."

"Mars is red and Jupiter's big And Saturn shows off its rings. Uranus is built on a funny tilt And Neptune is its twin, And Pluto, little Pluto, is the farthest planet from the Sun."

"They say our solar system is not alone in space. The Universe has endless mysteries. Some future astronaut May find out that what he'd thought Was a shooting star instead turned out to be... Interplanet Janet, she's a galaxy girl, A solar system Ms. from a future world, She travels like a rocket with her comet team. And there's never been a planet Janet hasn't seen, No, there's never been a planet Janet hasn't seen!"

"I'm a machine, you're a machine Everybody that you know You know, they are machines. To keep your engine running you need energy For your high-powered, revved-up body machine. Your high-powered, revved-up body machine."

"There's a great new craze that's sweeping the nation Come on, do the Circulation! It starts with your heart, what a great sensation, Yeah, come do it, circulate! Out through your arteries, in through your veins, Your heart pumps your blood then it does it again. Come on, everybody, get it on, everybody. Circulation! So come on, everybody, get it on, everybody. Circulation!"

"Energy... Sometimes I think I'm runnin' out of energy Seems like we use an awful lot for Heatin' and lightin' and drivin' Readin' and writin' and jivin' Energy ... You'd think we'd be savin' it up."

"Energy ... We're looking to try and find some new kinds. Energy ... Exploring to try and make a new find. Nuclear and thermal and solar, If we miss we'll get colder and colder. Energy ... We've gotta stop usin' you up."

"Minus bones you're just a blob, Being framework's their main job. All your organs, muscles, too, They need your bones to hold them safe and sound inside for you. Your heart and lungs are tucked away, In there behind your ribs. Those bones have been protecting them Since we were little kids."

"When you're in the dark and you want to see, You need uh... Electricity, Electricity Flip that switch and what do you get? You get uh... Electricity, Electricity Every room can now be lit With just uh... Electricity, Electricity"

"Hey, there's a telegraph line, You got yours and I got mine. It's called the nervous system, And everybody understands Those telegram commands And you know that everybody better listen!"

"The central nervous system Is the brain and the spine. The brain controls the system And the spine is the line. Telegrams come in To tell what's happening to you, Then telegrams go out To tell your body what to do"

"Gotta get me some dollars and sense, Dollars and sense; Them green-back bills with the pictures of the Presidents."

"Here's the song I'm doing, gonna fill in you all about tax. Tax is that familiar melody, simple and true. Hum it if you've earned a dollar or two. Bucks in billions for the government for whatever they do. Anyone who earns a living gives more than a few. So schools can be their best, so our roads will have no cracks; Someone fix those train tracks! I hear you callin' Uncle and I'm payin' my tax."

"We can stop buying groceries, But that might be a mistake; 'Cause eating is a habit I'd be loath to try and break."

"We can stop paying income tax, But they might send me to jail. And if we don't pay the mortgage, Then they'll take our house; Then where would we get our mail?"

"If not for all these bills and taxes, Our income would more than suffice. I feel like a real big cheese Until everybody takes a slice!"

"Well there goes my allowance. I didn't plan ahead. I made some bad choices, and I compared prices too late. I guess I'll have to find a way to earn some more. But that shouldn't be too hard. Maybe I can do an extra household chore; Like wash the car, Or mop the floor, Or maybe help clean up the back yard."

"I still get seven-fifty once a week. But now I learned some money management technique. And I can save enough To buy some real cool stuff. And I made my little fortune so to speak, On only seven-fifty, once a week. That's my allowance. Seven-fifty once a week."

"There's something huge Red, white, and blue That's grazing in D.C. It's gobbling up the taxes That are paid by you and me It doesn't seem to notice We really can't afford The billions that it's costing us To pay its room and board"

"It doesn't roam But seems content To dwell on Capitol Hill As long as trucks keep pulling up With tons of green-back bills We've got to feed the big guy We really can't forget It has an awesome appetite Tyrannosaurus Debt."

"I'll give you this for that That for this We'll make a trade called "barter" I'll give you this for that That for this We'll have it made with barter."

"Today we use cash and spend with ardor But that doesn't mean we don't still barter When a football team needs a pulling guard Or a kid like you is into trading cards."

"Take this for that That for this Bills and coins are smarter But when you pay for that Remember this It all started out with barter."

"You gotta be cool When you're walkin' on Wall Street Like goin' to school You learn a lot every day And this is the rule When you're walkin' on Wall Street Buy low, sell high Take a piece of the pie That's the Wall Street way."

"The check's in the mail The check is in the mail And it ought to be there Tuesday without fail If you have got a bill to pay Or something you need to buy Just write the check and send it off in the mail"

"It's time for spring, Stormy! Things have to happen when it's time."

"Hey, Glumface, next time there's a rainbow look up! You'll feel better and you might see me too."

"I wish I could, Canary, but I have to go and spread color on Earth. Bye!"

"i'm going in there to save her even if it costs me my power!"

"Colors are pretty!"

"I'm coming, Murky!"

"Faster Lurky Faster!"

"Come back you despicable rainbow girlies!"

"You're not goin' anywhere, girlie! Ah Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!"

"When I'm finished there won't be any Rainbow Land or Rainbows! Now to put my plan into action."

"Not now, Banana-Brain!"

"You shaddep."

"(to Starlite) You'll never catch me!"

"what a night!"

"but you'll be powerless. if he sees you..."

"IMDb: Rainbow Brite"

"Berserko: The green button says door. The red one says danger. But if I don't do what Nightshade says... [opens the cover to the danger button] ...I'll be in danger. [presses the danger button. Alarm suddenly goes off] Oops, wrong button."

"Hardtop: [Crusher is disguised as a waiter] Maybe you didn't understand. The lady wants to know what you're serving."

""Big Boss: "Hurry up! (mahh) Hurry up, BadVibes! I've got big plans for these boxoids."

"Mickey O'Malley: You know fellas, my mind...isn't what it used to be."

"Big Boss: BadVibes, your a genius."

"Rock Krusher: I got the combination to open every bank vault in Empire City: me and my jackhammer!"

"Berserko: [using a grappling hook to pull off a heist] Eeny, Meeny, Miney, Crook. Stealing's a cinch with this new hook!"

"Bullseye: [spotting the Ultimate Crime Machine on radar] Now that's what I call a serious bogey!"

"Bullseye: Big job for our first one? Think we can handle it?"

"Longarm: Hey! What are you rookies doing here! Vess told you to stay put! Hardtop: And miss all the fun?"

"Bullseye: [after crash landing the Ultimate Crime Machine in the C.O.P.S. parking lot] Gee, good thing there was a free parking space! Bulletproof: [silence]"

"P.C.: This whole food thing is making me loose my appetite!"

"P.C.: Before the manager realizes he's talking to a banana, we'd better split. Hey! Banana Split! Get it? [laughs]"

"Potato Chip: Are you crazy?"

"Party: Me crazy? You're the one zinging around the bathtub! (giggles)"

"Potato Chip: Deodorant? Are you trying to tell me something?"

"Party: Just p-p-press the nozzle!"

"Puffball: (playing a guitar) I..Popples...make me happy!"

"Bonnie: This is great. We're in trouble and Puffball's singing Hawaiian Music!"

"Party: No sweat, if you need help with anything, you know who to call on, hey!"

"~Party switches on radio and gasps as she is electrocuted~"

"P.C.: Yeah, anyone put Party"

"~everyone laughs~"

"Party: Let the good times roll!(giggling)"

"Bonnie: How about letting them roll somewhere else"

"Billy: What gives, Party?"

"Party: Me!...I give hats!...and I give streamers (giggles) and I give party lights (giggles) and I give confetti (giggles again)"

"Bonnie: And she gives headaches!"

"P.C.: (snaps fingers) Ha hea hea heah. Its not a party Party."

"Party: Huh?!...well it could be."

"P.C.: It could be an earthquake too, ha ha, but it isn't."

"Bonnie: Mom's sure going to be angry when she sees this back yard."

"Billy: P.C's here Bonnie, we've got nothing to worry about."

"P.C.: Heee heee heee heeeee. Right you you are, Billy old pop-pal"

"P.C.: What's next....?"

"Party:The balloons and clowns and cake...."

"P.C.: Party!"

"Billy: We can use some help putting the tent up, P.C."

"P.C.: Piece of cake"

"Bonnie: I've got a feeling we're going to regret this."

"P.C.: Haha, what are supposed to be doing?"

"Party: Just providing a little entertainment!"

"P.C.: These stakes are for the tent!"

"Party: I didn't know the tent was that hungry. (giggles)"

"P.C.: Wrong stakes Parteeee!"

"Rafael Antonio Oliver - Rick Hunter"

"Melanie MacQueen(a.k.a. Aline Leslie) - Lisa Hayes"

"Cameron A. Clarke - Maximillian Sterling"

"Dan Woren (a.k.a. Don Warner) - Roy Focker"

"Richard Epcar - Ben Dixon"

"Greg Finley - Henry J. Gloval"

"Iona Morris - Claudia Grant"

"Wendee Lee - Vanessa Lewis"

"Robin Lee(a.k.a Sandra Snow) - Sammie Porter"

"Lara Cody - Kim Young"

"Edith Mirman - Miriya Parina Sterling"

"Rebecca L. Olkowski-Forstadt(a.k.a. Rebecca West)- Lynn Minmay"

"Alexandra Kenworthy - Azonia"

"Tony Clay - Breetai"

"Mike Reynolds - Dolza"

"Gregory Snegoff - Khyron"

"Ted Layman - Exedore"

"Eddie Frierson - Lynn Kyle"

"The Transformers! More than meets the eye!"

"Autobots wage their battle to destroy the evil forces of the Decepticons!"

"The Transformers! Robots in disguise!"

"The Transformers!"

"Fleeing the wars that devastated their home planet of Cybertron, most of the Autobots made Earth their temporary home. Under the leadership of the powerful robot Optimus Prime, the heroic Autobots battled fearlessly against the assaults of the evil Decepticons, protecting their new human friends. Now it is the year 2006, and the Autobots have reclaimed the planet of their origin, Cybertron, to establish a new Golden Age. In migrating from Earth, they have been reunited with companions from other regions of the galaxy, including Sky Lynx, the gigantic space shuttle, Blurr, the fastest car on wheels, Kup, the flinty old warrior, Wheelie, who always offers advice in rhymes, Springer, the mighty helicopter, Arcee, a forceful female Autobot, and Wreck-Gar, the leader the leader of a tribe of Autobots that dwells on the planet Junkion. The Autobots have a new leader, Rodimus Prime, who inherited from Optimus Prime the Autobot Matrix of Leadership. As a receptacle of the wisdom of Autobot leaders for the past millions of years, the Matrix helps Rodimus guide the Autobots in their darkest hours, as they fight to end the tyranny of the evil Decepticons."

"The Decepticons are a malevolent race of robot warriors, brutal and merciless. The Decepticons are driven by a single undeviating goal: total domination of the universe. In the war that raged between the Autobots and the Decepticons for millions of years, their home planet Cybertron was drained of its once rich sources of energy. In hopes of finding new reserves for making Energon, their basic fuel, the Decepticons followed the Autobots to Earth. Under the leadership of the ruthless Megatron, they continued their efforts to destroy the remaining Autobot forces. They attacked throughout the Earth and in space, using their underwater Decepticon headquarters as their staging base and bunker. But, by the year 2000, the Decepticons had proven to be the losers of the last great war. In an attempt to bolster the Decepticons' strength, the evil planet-gobbling world Unicron reformed Megatron into a new robot named Galvatron to lead the Decepticons in a new era. Now, in 2006, the Decepticons have retreated to a burned out hulk of a planet called Chaar, a world of ash and ruin. Galvatron and his Decepticon lieutenants, the sleek and awesome Cyclonus, and the mighty Scourge, the master of the dreaded Sweeps, strike fear throughout the universe. Their ultimate goal: to reconquer Cybertron and destroy the Autobots."

"The Quintessons are sinister robotic creatures with five sided heads, each side with a different face, including the face of death. These tentacled beings, who travel on beams of energy, are cruel and emotionless, and the creators of all the Transformers on Cybertron millions of years ago. The Quintessons never intended their intelligent machines to develop emotions. But, to their horror, the Transformers rose up against their masters and drove them away from Cybertron. The Quintessons retreated to a planet they named Quintessa, where they lived a stark and barren existence with their Sharkticon guards. Sinister and vicious, lacking any individualistic intelligence, the Sharkticons usually serve as executioners for their Quintesson masters, who toss condemned victims into the Sharkticon pit. The Quintessons finally decided to blow up their planet Quintessa, to try to prevent Autobot captives and invaders from escaping. Their plot to destroy the Autobots failed. And now, without a world of their own, they roam the universe with their Sharkticons, making victims of whatever luckless beings cross their path. Their goal is to regain control of Cybertron and eradicate all Autobots and Decepticons. Yet, so manipulative and cunning are they, that they even tricked the Decepticons into helping them achieve their aim."

"Like the untamed forces of nature, the Predacons are ferocious animal robots who lash out with fury. Swift, savage and always relying on animal instinct, the Predacons explode into action. There's Divebomb, the eagle who can spot a target from a mile up in the sky, Rampage, the tiger who can leap 500 feet, Headstrong, the rhino who can puncture 8 feet of solid rock, Tantrum, the buffalo who loves to use brute force, and there's the Predacon commander, Razorclaw, whose claws can rip through steel. Together, they combine into a hair-trigger horror, the giant robot Predaking. As a warrior, Predaking has no equal. As a weapon, he has no known weaknesses. He can lift 500 tons without even straining a circuit. With the help of the Predacons, no planet is too wild or untamed for the Decepticons to conquer. The Autobots are forced to find new defenses against the mechanical menace, Predaking."

"From the secret files of Teletraan II: Ultra Magnus is the most mature spokesman for the Autobot cause. As a soldier, he is always practical and serious. And he is so loved by his fellow Autobots that Wheelie and Daniel traveled millions of miles to the Autobot records asteroid, just so they could find out Ultra Magnus's birthday. In his vehicle mode, Ultra Magnus is an armored transport truck, a machine with magnificent fighting skills. His enemies, the Decepticons, respect his courage, but most of all, they fear Ultra Magnus's spirit of self-sacrifice. He always thinks first of the welfare of his fellow Autobots and his mission."

"The volcano headquarters of the Autobots on Earth was destroyed in a Decepticon attack. Now, in the year 2006, Autobot City has become the new Autobot base. Autobot City is also a Transformer, known as Metroplex, with the capacity to transform from city mode to a battle station, or to a giant robot. Metroplex is the Autobots' last line of defense, the robot they depend upon when all other options fail. When Metroplex transforms to a robot, some of his modular components from smaller, separate robots: Six-Gun, the ideal defensive battle scout, Slammer, the tank, and Scamper, the tough little car that berths in Metroplex's city ramp. To counter the power of Metroplex on Earth, the Decepticons have built Decepticon city, known as Trypticon. The city can transform to battle station mode, becoming a mobile menace with X-ray lasers and twin photon cannons. Trypticon also has a dinosaur mode, an immense walking reptilian form that crushes anything in its path. Metroplex and Trypticon are each other's deadliest enemies. Whenever they approach one another, they lock in battle and engage in incredible combat, and the victor and their epic struggles may someday turn the tide of battle in favor of either the Decepticons or the Autobots. Which will it be?"

"From the secret files of Teletraan II: In the days of Megatron, Decepticons developed the art of espionage, using cassette technology. Their first cassette, Laserbeak, could fly undetected into any Autobot stronghold, record information and then return to base. Then the Decepticons decided to increase their spying abilities with Ratbat. As a bat, Ratbat can hide in crevices that Laserbeak can't reach, and he's especially effective in tunnels, caves or in the darkness of space. Ratbat records from the Autobots' most carefully guarded secrets. The Autobots had no choice but to strike back with these Decepticons techniques of stealth, building a force of cassette Transformers of their own, with Blaster as their guardian. They constructed Ramhorn, the rhino who can use animalistic force if cornered, and Steeljaw, the lion who can crawl through the foliage of any alien world, to sneak up on Decepticons. They also bolstered their cassette force with Rewind and Eject, who can transform to robot mode and use more conventional fighting force techniques."

"Bill Scott - Gruffi Gummi/Sir Tuxford/Toadwart (season 1)"

"Corey Burton - Gruffi Gummi/Toadwart/Henchman/Gabber/Man/Woodcutter/Clutch/Flint Shrubwood/Gigglin/Chillbeard (seasons 2-6)"

"June Foray - Grammi Gummi/Milton's Mom/Woman/Martha/Carpy/Aerial #2/Rich Lady/Boy/Councillor Wooddale/Mother/Tree #2/Fat Woman/Shop Woman/Gargoyle/Dragon/Girl/Judge"

"Katie Leigh - Sunni Gummi/Young Woman/Rafi/Boy/Attendant"

"Noelle North - Cubbi Gummi/Princess Calla/Tree #3"

"Lorenzo Music - Tummi Gummi/Man/Coach Driver/Knight/Bubbles"

"Paul Winchell - Zummi Gummi (seasons 1-6)/Nip/Knight/Slumber Sprite/Ambassador Dribbly/Attendant"

"Jim Cummings - Zummi Gummi (season 6) and Chummi Gummi"

"Rob Paulsen - Augustus ("Gusto") Gummi (seasons 2-6)"

"Michael Rye -Duke Igthorn/King Gregor/Ogres/Knight/Sir Victor Igthorn/Man/Sir Gawain/Tuck/Sir Gallant/Shopkeeper/Baldwyn/Old Man/Fat Man/King Carpy/Carpy"

"Will Ryan - Unwin/Ogres/Gad/Zook/Sailor/Erwillian/Henchman/Poacher/Knight"

"Brian Cummings - Sir Tuxford/Artie Deco/Woodcutter/Chillbeard Jr. (seasons 3-6)"

"Christian Jacobs - Cavin (season 1)"

"Brett Johnson - Cavin (season 2)"

"Roger C. Carmel - Sir Tuxford/Town Crier (season 2)"

"Jason Marsden - Cavin (seasons 4-6)"

"David Faustino - Cavin (season 3, "The Knights of Gummadoon")"

"R.J. Williams - Cavin (season 6)"

"- Superted (US version)"

"- Superted (UK version)"

"- Spotty (US version)"

"- Spotty (UK version)"

"- Texas Pete"

"Frank Welker - Bulk"

"- Skeleton"

"- Dr. Frost"

"Marty Ingels – Pac-Man"

"Allan Lurie – Mezmaron"

"Neil Ross – Clyde"

"Susan Silo – Sue"

"Peter Cullen – Sour Puss"

"Frank Welker - Chomp Chomp, Morris"

"Barry Gordon – Inky"

"Darryl Hickman – P.J."

"Chuck McCann – Blinky, Pinky"

"Barbara Minkus – Ms. Pepper Pac-Man"

"Lorenzo Music – Super-Pac"

"Russi Taylor – Pac-Baby"

"Battle of the Planets! G-Force! Princess! Tiny! Keyop! Mark! Jason! And watching over them from Center Neptune, their computerized coordinator, 7-Zark-7! Watching, warning against surprise attacks by alien galaxies beyond space. G-Force! Fearless young orphans, protecting Earth's entire galaxy. Always five, acting as one. Dedicated! Inseparable! Invincible!"

"Battle of the Planets! G-Force, five incredible young people with superpowers! And watching over them from Center Neptune, 7-Zark-7! Watching, warning against surprise attacks by alien galaxies from beyond space. G-Force! Fearless young orphans, protecting Earth's entire galaxy. Always five, acting as one. Dedicated! Inseparable! Invincible!"

"Tune in again for excitement, action and outer space adventure with...G-Force! Mark! Princess! Tiny! Keyop! Jason! And...7-Zark-7, the fantastic guardian robot of Center Neptune! Protecting the galaxy from alien invaders of other worlds! Facing untold dangers every moment of their lives! Battle of the Planets!"

"Alan Young — 7-Zark-7, Keyop, additional voices"

"Casey Kasem – Mark, additional voices"

"Ronnie Schell – Jason (regular voice), Tiny (episode 1), additional voices"

"Keye Luke — Zoltar, the Spirit, Cronos, additional voices"

"Janet Waldo — Princess, Susan, additional voices"

"David Jolliffe — Jason (episode 1), additional voices"

"Alan Oppenheimer — Commander Gorok, additional voices"

"William Woodson — The Announcer, additional voices"

"Alan Dinehart — Tiny (regular voice), Anderson, additional voices"

"Takayo Fischer"

"Michael Rye"

"Wendy Young"

"I hate to run on an empty stomach!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Bird! The Bird!"

"If Toad doesn't get us outta here soon, I'm gonna eat this mattress!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Butch Mario and the Luigi Kid"

"Hey! Where'd you learn how to ride a bike!?" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great BMX Race"

"Sorry we can't stay and chat with you goons, but we have a race to win!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great BMX Race"

"Hey, King Koopa! You can at least say goodbye!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great BMX Race"

"Get back here, Koopa! Don't you know vegetables are good for you?" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great BMX Race"

"Catfish pizza? This may be a first, but I'm not hungry!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Rolling Down the River"

"Wake up, Luigi! The only time plumbers sleep on the job is when we're working by the hour". -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Butch Mario and the Luigi Kid"

"Faster than a vanishing clog! More powerful than an electric drainsnake! It's Super Mario!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Pirates of the Koopa"

"Until next time everyone, [Everybody] Do the Mario! -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show. "Time Out, Luigi"

"Unstoppable? We're plumbers! If we can stop a stop, we can stop the unstoppable!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Fire of Hercufleas"

"Magnifico! You're stronger than Grandma Mia's garlic chip cookies!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Fire of Hercufleas"

"C'mon Luigi, let's see what this Guernsey can earnsie!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Mario and the Beanstalk"

"C'mon, I'll help you sink your teeth into some delicious Koopa meat". -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great Gladiator Gig"

"Can't we discuss this man-to-Mouser? ...I guess not". -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Princess, I Shrunk the Mario Bros."

"Uh, excuse my brother, he gets nervous around guys six times bigger than him!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great Gladiator Gig"

"We can fix anything if there's spaghetti involved!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great Gladiator Gig"

"Hey, shaddupa your face!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great Gladiator Gig"

"Giddyup, chowhound!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great Gladiator Gig"

"Koopa's gonna take a trip he didn't plan on!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Too Hot to Handle"

"[Bowser is] having a coffin spell!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Count Koopula"

"If food isn't pasta, it doesn't count!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Jungle Fever"

"He's too busy eatin', Mario. He's your kind of horse". -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great Gladiator Gig"

"Okay, Mario. One all ya got, coming up!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Rolling Down the River"

"I think I liked it better when we outnumbered them!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great BMX Race"

"Mario, it's a mirage! The sun's hot-boiled your brain!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Mario's Magic Carpet"

"Look at all that loot! Diamonds, gold, rubies! It must be worth over 100 bucks!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Mario's Magic Carpet"

"[about Aladdin's lamp] "So what's all the magic mumbo-jumbo about? What are you gonna do? Pull a rabbit out of it!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Mario's Magic Carpet""

"Loony linguinni! Mario thinks that hat makes him a detective!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Adventures of Sherlock Mario"

"Great garlic! The Koopa's here in Victoria!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Adventures of Sherlock Mario"

"Sufferin' spaghetti! How can you think of food at a time like this!?" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Adventures of Sherlock Mario"

"Hey! That's my brother Mario, you three-faced double-crosser!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great Gladiator Gig"

"What's your hurry? Boy, when it comes to food, Mario's got a one crack mind! Holy ravioli! It's an earthshake!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Mario Meets Koopzilla"

"I thought you said your plan always worked!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Mario Meets Koopzilla"

"That's my brother, the pasta-pulverizing plumber!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Mario Meets Koopzilla"

"Miserable macaroni! The Koopa's got away again!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Mario Meets Koopzilla"

"This is awful! We gotta get outta here and stop that crazy wedding!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Do You Princess Toadstool Take this Koopa...?"

"Leapin' lasagna! We're not even in the castle anymore!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Do You Princess Toadstool Take this Koopa...?"

"Which means...he kept his promise! Now the Princess HAS to marry Koopa!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Do You Princess Toadstool Take this Koopa...?"

"Whew... Not as tired as me!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Do You Princess Toadstool Take this Koopa...?"

"Forget about that! The wedding is starting!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Do You Princess Toadstool Take this Koopa...?"

"YIKES! Now we're ALL gondolas!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Butch Mario and the Luigi Kid"

"Wow! This Zero guy can get down, Mario!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Mark of Zero"

"And how are we supposed to get in there, Mario? Just fly over the walls?" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Mark of Zero"

"Bring them on! I'm ready for them this time! What am I saying?" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Mark of Zero"

"Crama's here in Koopalot? I mean, uh, Koopa's here in Cramalot? Sheesh, let's split this place". -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "King Mario of Cramalot"

"Prepare to cave in, scalebait"! -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Quest for Pizza"

"No, it's magic! If you can reach it, you can become a Super Mario, and get special fire power that can destroy King Koopa's evil helpers!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Bird! The Bird!"

"There! That's the last of those grimy green good-for-nothings!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "King Mario of Cramalot"

"Who did you expect? Pee-wee Herman?" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Rolling Down the River"

"Relax, Sal, you know what dey say: 'Old plumbers never fry'!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Brooklyn Bound"

"Da things I do for Princess Toadstool!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Count Koopula"

""He who koops and runs away lives to koop another day!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show"

"Stand still so I can squash ya, you little vermin!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Mario Meets Koopzilla"

"The courage beyond compare, the bravery beyond description, I praise this great hero, the superior fiend... me". -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Brooklyn Bound"

"Today, the Mushroom Colony, tomorrow the world! Next week, the universe, or when I am done with it, the Koopaverse!" - The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Star Koopa"

"If I didn't deserve this, I wouldn't give it to me". -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Brooklyn Bound"

"No one asks for a trap faster than a plumber!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great BMX Race"

"OK, that does it! You're all gonna be Koopatized!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great BMX Race"

"There'll be other crooked races, and other ways to cheat!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great BMX Race"

"Don't question my orders, you rotten rodent! Just do it!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Rolling Down the River"

"Stop wisecracking, mushroom, or I'll turn you into soap!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Rolling Down the River"

"Fool! Those pinhead plumbers are bound to try to rescue Princess Toadstool, and I intend to capture them before they do". -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Rolling Down the River"

"I had so much fun as your crooked judge I decided to become your cruel warden!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Escape from Koopatraz"

"How can I plunder your kingdom if I don't get my beauty rest!?" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Escape from Koopatraz"

"Top this, turkey-mouth!" -Super Mario World, "Rock TV"

"All right, keep your crown on! You want people to think I'm marrying a nag?" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Do You Princess Toadstool Take this Koopa...?"

"Listen up, you reptile retches! It’s time to play 'Auction the Princess'!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Karate Koopa"

"I'm rich! I'm filthy, stinkin', mouth-watering rich!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Pirates of Koopa"

"Fire a warning shot! ...On second thought, blow the plumber-boys and the Princess right off the boat!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Pirates of Koopa"

"These fireballs are fantastic! Think of the destruction; think of the wreckage; think of how much this'll lower my heating bill!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Great Balls of Fire"

"I'll have to lead the next attack myself!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Bird! The Bird!"

"Lou Albano - Mario"

"Danny Wells - Luigi"

"Jeannie Elias - Princess Toadstool"

"John Stocker - Toad"

"Harvey Atkin - King Koopa"

"If they can do it, so can I--I mean, you!" ~Mouser -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Butch Mario and the Luigi Kid"

"No, you can't call your lawyer or your mother!" ~Koopa Troopa -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Toad Warriors"

"These were the most tasteful wedding invitations I could find. (licks one envelope) Mmm... whipped cream flavor... (licks another) Mmm... mango passion fruit... (licks another) Mm-- Eeyuck! Spinach! How did that get in there!?" ~Queen Rotunda -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Love 'Em and Leave 'Em"

"The Mario Brothers must forsake their chance to go home in order to rescue Toad and Princess Peach: Good luck to you in the rescue, and you guys look me up if you ever make it back to Flatbush! ~Salvador Drainado"

"Bob Sarlatte – Dirk"

"Michael Mish – Timothy"

"Ellen Gerstell – Princess Daphne"

"Peter Cullen – Bertram"

"Fred Travalena – King Ethelred"

"Jim Cummings as Winnie the Pooh, Papa Heffalump, Smudge, Crud, Mr. Usher, Nightmare Balloons, Nasty Jack, Ted, Grandpappy Gopher, Bruno and Tigger"

"John Fiedler as Piglet, Pygmy Piglet and Nasty Jack’s Member 3"

"Tim Hoskins as Christopher Robin"

"Patricia Parris as Kanga the Hypnotist Kangaroo, Christopher Robin's Mom, Mama Heffalump, Junior Heffalump, The Female Prairie Dog and the baby Prairie Dog"

"Nicholas Melody as Roo the Hypnotist Kangaroo"

"Ken Sansom as Rabbit, Pinky, Clerk, Laughing Hyena, Monkey Band Instructor, Stan, Judge and Nasty Jack’s Member 2"

"Paul Winchell as Tigger, The Crayon Solider and Nasty Jack's Gang Member 1"

"Peter Cullen as Eeyore, Wooster, The Mayor Prairie Dog and the Man on TV"

"Hal Smith as Owl, The Librarian Prairie Dog, Dexter, Torbit and Ophelia"

"Michael Gough as Gopher"

"Laura Mooney as Kessie"

"Tracy Rowe as Kessie"

"Chuck McCann as Heff and Vacuum Head"

"Jackie Gonneau as Tammy the Babysitter"

"Hamilton Camp as Grocery Store Clerk"

"Nicholas Omana as Pizza Delivery Guy"