133 quotes found
"My soul is tormented! I've been up and down the four corners of this big old world! I've seen it all! I've done it all! I've fought many a good man, and laid many a good woman! I've had riches and fame and adventure...I've tasted life to the fullest, and still my soul cries out, yes, cries out in this hungry, tortured, wrecked quest: 'More!'"
"Hey, hey, hey, Look at this big f***ing gun! [shoots the toilet] I killed the john! I killed the john!"
"Mother of God, I'm a f***ing fugitive!"
"[Arriving back at his dorm room, where his roomates ignore him] Hello men... everybody all busy studyin' for the goddamn exams and all? Hey Fuzz, how'd it go with that Dee Dee chick, huh? She's got some bod' you have to admit, heh... ol' Charlene isn't bad either though right?... like, wow. Heinz! You swine, ol' buddy pig, ya groove behind Alvina and get some kicks tonight, huh? [laughs][Scene fades into black]. Bastards... you'd think the goddamn exams were the be-all and, end-all of existence... the cosmic life-force or somethin'. Y'd think they were the frickin' fugitives. Can't even get in a few decent words to a guy... bastards... What a bore they just sit there and take bennies an' stay up all night with their face stuck in a bunch of books an' their thumb up their ass. Oh Yes, yes I remember when the time when it was all very inspiring and enlightening... all this history and literature and sociology sh*t... You think learning is a really big thing an' you become this big f***in' intellectual and sit around tryin' ta out-intellectual all the other big f***in' intellectuals... you spend years and years with your nose buried in these goddamn tomes. While the world is passin' you by... and all the stuff to see and all th' kicks an' girls are all out there... an' ME, a writer an' a poet who should be havin' adventures an' experiencing all the diversities and paradoxes and ironies of life! And passin' over all the roads of the world! An' diggin' all the cities and towns and rives... and the oceans... and making all of them chicks... [Imagines naked woman] As a writer and poet it is my duty to get out there and dig the world... to swing with the whole friggin' scene while there's still time! [Grabs paper] My farting around days are over baby! From this day on I shall live every day as if it was my last! Yeah! Yeah! I must do it! No more the dreary boring classes, the dismal lectures, the sitting around bullsh*tting with pretentious fat-ass hippies, no more the books, the spoutings of a bunch of old farts who think they know the whole goddamn score! [Gathers all the papers into a big pile] Ha Ha! Heh Heh. Heh.[Breathes fire] Oh my God! What have I done? Oh...man. [We see the roof of Fritz's dorm on fire] I've set all my notes and books and stuff on fire an' uh, now I can't study for my exams...An' I'll flunk out an' my folks'll be pissed off as hell... I-I'll get a blanket... the blanket's on fire. Man we'd better call the fire department."
"[yelling at various cops as they chase after him] WE SHALL OVERCOME!"
"The love you give is equal to the love you get."
"I've been up and down the four corners of this big old world. I've seen it all and I've done it all. I've fought many a good man, and I've laid many a good woman and if there's one thing I've learned it's.. it's... it's you get over here and you get down there like that an then you blondie... [Fritz starts dragging all three girls to the bed and jump and the and removed their clothes and Fritz removed the bandages Having sexual pleasure with the girls]"
"Narrator: Hey, yeah - the 1960s? Happy times, Heavy times."
"Winston #1: Why does a great actor like James Earl Jones always have to play black men?"
"Crow: [effeminate] I ain't no jive-ass black nigga, honey. Who do you think I am, Geraldine?"
"Aardvark: Ever mated with an aardvark? It's a rare opportunity, you know. We're scarce."
"Aardvark: I'm a failure as a pot smoker."
"Pig Cop #1: Now, you have the deeper voice so on three, you yell "Open the f***ing door". Now, say the word "f***ing" because you got—that makes you sound tough."
"Ralph: [in a Synagogue; referring to the Rabbis] They all got long hair. They all got long clothes. Must be a hippie church!"
"Newscaster: We interrupt the Israel-Arab war for this special announcement! The President, after conferring with Israel Prime Minister Golda Meir, has agreed to send more arms to Israel - based on the return of New York city and Los Angeles to the United States."
"Pig Cop #1: [in a Synagogue] You're not supposed to dance, Ralph, 'cause you're not Jewish!"
"Duke: You think being a crow is a big motherf***ing ball? All you cats the same, man! You don't know where it is, and you don't have somebody to tell you where it is. You have to be where it is to find out what's happening!"
"Ralph: [attempting to keep a group of crows from tearing him and the other pig cop to pieces] Would you like to see a picture of my kids?"
"Lizard Leader: I think I'm gonna ride that goddamn whore!"
"Officer: [last lines] Eh, poor cat. He was a - he was a kind a tough kid at that, wudden he?"
"He's X-Rated and Animated!"
"We're not rated X for nothin', baby!"
"SEE! The man eat crow! SEE! The Air Force bomb the ghetto! SEE! Fritz bite off more than he can chew! SEE! Hundreds of dirty animals!"
"Skip Hinnant - Fritz the Cat (voice)"
"Rosetta LeNoire - (voice)"
"John McCurry - (voice)"
"Phil Seuling - (voice)"
"Judy Engles - (voice, uncredited)"
"[first lines] What makes you happy? What makes you happy? Where do you go? Where do you go? Where do you hide? Where do you hide? Who do you see? Who do you see? Who do you trust? Who do you trust? Who do you screw? Who do you screw? What kills the pain? What kills the pain? Game up, game win. Bug around, set it straight. Transaction. Play it hard, hurts so bad. Gotta win. Everyone loses. Everything loses. Gotta win big. Sick and tired of losing. Where does it all go? Where does it all go? Where does it lead us? Where does it lead us? Tilt City, Pinball Alley. Blinkin' lights shot to Hell, fuck it all!"
"[after accidentally knocking Rosalyn off the roof] She had it coming."
"Mick Jagger I'm not!"
"Rosalyn Schecter: What do you think of my tits, Michael?"
"Bongo: Sonofabitch... this broad's got a hard-on!"
"The amorous life and misadventures of a virginal young pinball player...his Chicks...his Chums and a host of assorted weirdos in all colors."
"Heavy Entertainment!"
"More Spice from the makers of Fritz the Cat!"
"It's animated, but it's not a cartoon. It's funny, but it's not a comedy. It's real. It's unreal. It's heavy. Heavy Traffic."
"Hey, you know the most interesting thing about smoking is that it causes excessive perspiration, and a person has to take off all of their clothes, or they could drown to death in their own juices."
"Oh, Jesus Christ! Lucifer's a faggot!"
"My achin' swastika! I thought bein' a nazi was all "zig, zig," and "sieg heil!" This is for sh*t! I better get my ass the f*** out of here!"
"I've been up and down the four corners of this big old world, and I've seen it all, and I've done it all. I've fought many a good man and laid many a good woman. And I've had riches, fame, and adventure, too. Yes. I've stood eyeball-to-eyeball with death countless times and never, never once squinted. Oh, I've tasted life to the fullest, and still my tortured soul cries out - more! More! Oh, sh*t! Oh, oh, God, can there be any more"
"These girls know where it's at by the time they're 11."
"I've come a long way, baby!"
"You can't do this to me! I was at Woodstock in '69! I saw 200 MOTELS! I know who I am!"
"Madder Than Daffy. Dumber Than Donald. More Existential Than Howard!"
"Any resemblance to ducks living or dead is purely coincidental."
"Wouldn't YOU Like a Good Duck Tonight?"
"An adult "Cult Classic" that's a Quack-Up!"
"Howard Kaylan — Willard / Nego Lady / Side Hack Rider"
"Mark Volman — Duck / Side Hack Rider"
"Robert Ridgely — Car Salesman / Man at Bus Stop / Negro Gentleman / Big Fag / Police Officer / Tank"
"Cynthia Adler — Lady in Car / Boss Lady / Small Dyke / Lady in Elevator"
"Walker Edminston — Bus Driver / Jail Orator / Small Fag / Prospector / Mexician Official / President / Man in Elevator"
"I'm tired of trying to segregate, integrate, and masturbate anymore!"
"[to Preacher Fox] Yeah, well, Boss, we been hustle these easy crackle Bear countries for a long time."
"[to Brother Bear] Take it easy, Bear. I'll get you a doctor. Look at here, after you get fixed up, maybe you better take a rest. Cut out that revolutionary game and find our old friend Fox and talk it over with him. Maybe he can help you make up your mind."
"[to the Mafia before destroying them] Hello. What's the matter with you? You're not hard of hearing. Look, if you don't say "hello" by the time I count to two, I'm gonna bust you. One, two."
"No, you ain't! [he hits the boxer] We are!"
"[repeated line] Stop it, Fox. Stop it."
"Ain't this a bitch!"
"Preacher, why don't you shut up? [Preacher Fox: 'Cause I have an electric mouth!]"
"Ben, now, don't you go believin' that I'm shaky! I still got it, Ben! I don't lie to you, or God. I still take care of Rabbit and Bear, you know!"
"Huh. We can kill anyone we want?"
"I'm gonna be puttin' you back now, Ben! [replaces gravestone] Don't you worry 'bout a thing!"
"This is it folks!"
"BARRY WHITE and his men are bustin' out to win! They'll stop the man from calling them "Coonskin""
"If you've been shot on, passed on, gassed on, pushed on or red, white and blued on ... you're ready to turn on to "Coonskin""
"WARNING: "This film offends everybody!""
"Philip Michael Thomas – Randy"
"Barry White – Sampson"
"Charles Gordone – Preacherman"
"Scatman Crothers – Pappy"
"Philip Michael Thomas - Brother Rabbit"
"Barry White - Brother Bear"
"Charles Gordone - Preacher Fox"
"Scatman Crothers - Old Man Bone, Additional Voices"
"Danny Rees – Clown"
"Buddy Douglas – Referee"
"Jim Moore – Mime"
"Al Lewis – The Godfather"
"Richard Paul – Sonny"
"Frank de Kova – Madigan / Ruby"
"Ralph Bakshi – Cop With Megaphone"
"I'm too old for this sort of thing. Just wake me up when the planet's destroyed."
"Oh, why don't you sit there for a couple of hours while I figure it out?"
"[leading Peace by a rope] All right, creep, Now before I untie you, I wanna tell you a couple of things, and I want you to listen, and listen carefully. This has been the biggest bummer of a trip I've ever been on; but if you let me down, or you hurt my friends, especially the broad, I got stuff planned for you that'll take twenty years to kill ya."
"[clapping] You always did need an audience, you sap."
"Oh yeah... one more thing: I'm glad you changed your last name, you son of a bitch!"
"I have always been good, and could even... be better sometimes."
"He's gettin' older, but not much bolder!"
"So, what are elves good for?"
"I still don't trust him."
"Funny you should say that."
"[to horse] Steady, Westwind. We'll eat alone, lest we sit with fools."
"Blackwolf: Brother, there is no need for me to destroy you. Surrender! Surrender your world!"
"Fairy Child: Why can't we fight and win, Mommy?"
"Peace: Peace wants love... wants free... will help."
"General: [guffaws] If this is the great Avatar, then I am a warthog's uncle!"
"Lardbutt: I don't wanna hurt things any more!"
"An Epic Fantasy in a World of Peace and Magic."
"The ultimate futuristic fantastic epic."
"A fantasy vision of the future."
"An epic fantasy of peace and magic."
"Bob Holt – Avatar, an old but powerful wizard. According to Bakshi, he is an old magician who doesn't trust himself to do the job right, but he has a heart of gold and cares deeply for his friends and doing what is right."
"Jesse Welles – Elinore, Avatar's love interest"
"Richard Romanus – Weehawk, a noble elf warrior"
"David Proval – Necron 99/Peace, Blackwolf's former minion. He is renamed Peace by Avatar."
"Steve Gravers – Blackwolf, Avatar's evil brother"
"James Connell – President"
"Mark Hamill – Sean, son of the king of the mountain fairies and captain of the guards"
"Susan Tyrrell – Narrator (uncredited)"
"Ralph Bakshi – Fritz/Lardbottom/Stormtrooper (uncredited)"
"Angelo Grisanti – Larry the Lizard (uncredited)"
"[after the Cinderella story wraps up] and they lived happily ever after. Well now Didn't that end nice? fairy tales always end like that don't they?... Bullshit! You wanna know why they ended like that? Because they were afraid to tell the truth. Do you want to see what happily ever after was really like? [angry] Okay I'll show you happily ever after! This is what it was like 20 years into that beautiful sunset. The kingdom continued to slide into bankruptcy because the Prince couldn't get out of bed long enough to run it properly. Cinderella started popping kids out of her belly like biscuits from an oversexed oven until her figure was shot, Morta and the stepsisters ran out of money and had to move into the castle, because that was the easiest way to support them. The prince took to fooling around with the local talent and got crabs, the stepsisters kept complaining, the kids kept crying, Morna nagged and bitched, the prince bitched and itched, and Cinderella grew old before her time, that kiddies is what "lived happily ever after" is really like!"
"[after a squirrel bites Jack's penis for humping it's tree] That's no way to collect nuts in May. [squirrel gives her the finger]"
"[after the judge asks her if she's really Mother Goose] You're fucking A right I am!"
"[preparing to tell the story of Jack and the Beanstalk] Well, um, I guess I'd better start at the fucking beginning."
"[as Jack and the frog hear strange noises at the giant’s castle] Why don’t you crawl under the door dummy?"
"[as Jack is about to suck the cow] Now wait a minute baby cakes your mother told you not to molest that cow anymore! She don't give for the little milk anyway."
"[after his frog climbs out of a woman's mouth] Wow that's what I call a h-h-headjob."
"[about his mother learning about trading the cow for the beans and beating him for it] Boy was she sore and now so is my ca-ca-ca- ass! Gee I wish I hadn't sold the cow just so I could suck on that gypsy's ti-ti-tits, [to his frog] Remember those tits, Froggy? [Froggy nods] Wow, those were the softest things I ev-ev-ev wow! [gets a boner] and those ni-ni-nipples oh boy that warm wet fu-fu-fuzzy little pu-pu-pussy, woo hoo hoo hoo shit, I get h-h-horny just thinking about her again w-w-wow!, watch out Froggy I'm gonna cu-cu-cu... [ejaculates out the window which splashes on the beans causing them to grow]"
"[after Little Red Riding Hood offers him money to let her pass] Screw thy shilling! Thy lush young body are trade for thy fare, sayeth I."
"[having sex with Little Red Riding Hood] Fucketh you harlot bitch, fucketh!"
"[yawning after having sex with Little Red Riding Hood] Thou it was a ripe annual fucketh Miss, thy firey cunt will stir pleasing memories, please if it pleases you proceed to yonder wedding."
"Bedtime Stories For Grown-Ups"
"Uncut, Uncensored & Incredibly Unsuitable for Children!"
"Hal Smith as Mother Goose (live action segments)"
"Frank Welker as Jack / Fairy Godmother / Prince / Additional voices"
"Richmond Johnson"
"Carol Piacente"
"Kelly Gordon"
"Lorenzo Music as Various"
"Hal Smith as Mother Goose"