25 quotes found
"[reads card] "Reprogram"? [to Danny] What the heck does that mean?!"
"[angrily blaming Danny] IT'S YOUR FAULT MOM AND DAD GOT DIVORCED!"
"[to Danny; gently] I'm your brother. And that's what being a brother means. Means I'll never let anything happen to you."
"[after the Robot is reprogrammed and fights off the Zorgons] Guess that's what's the reprogram card's for."
"IT'S METEORS!! TAKE ERASIVE ACTION!! TAKE ERASIVE ACTION!!"
"It's just a goat; it's just a goat… [space goat opens 4 additional eyes]"
"[card reads "FLUNK SPACE ACADEMY Go back 1 space"] I'm not even going to comment on that."
"[when he spins a 1] One. God, I suck."
"IT'S A BLACK HOLE!!!! ZATHURA IS A BLACK HOLE!!!!!"
"Zorgons. They're big gnarly lizards. Cold-blooded heat seekers and the tiniest spark of warmth will bring them in like moths. Flying all around in the galaxy. Looking for anything they can find to burn up. (Walter: Why don't they just burn up their own planet?) Oh, they already did. That's not even the worst of it. Their problem is their ravenous appetite. They never stop eating. (Walter: What do they eat?) Meat. (Danny: That's… good.) Dude! you're meat."
"Burning gas! That's probably what brought 'em here in the first place!"
"Nope. I'm doing this because I've been eating paste out of a tube for 15 years."
"[to Lisa] The Astronaut, from the game we're in. [pointing at Danny] Danny spun me."
"A new adventure from the world of Jumanji."
"Adventure is waiting."
"Jonah Bobo: Danny"
"Josh Hutcherson: Walter"
"Kristen Stewart: Lisa"
"Tim Robbins: Dad"
"Frank Oz: Robot (voice)"
"John Alexander: Robot"
"Derek Mears: Lead Zorgon"
"Douglas Tait: Zorgon"
"Joe Bucaro III: Zorgon (as Joe Bucaro)"
"Jeff Wolfe: Zorgon"