33 quotes found
"And two weeks ago, I killed Cameron Diaz at Fred Segal, when I talked her out of buying this truly heinous angora sweater. Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed!"
"So just because I'm not a Vanderbilt, suddenly I'm white trash? I grew up in Bel Air, Warner, across the street from Aaron Spelling. I think most people would agree that's better than some stinky old Vanderbilt."
"He's engaged! She's got the six-carat Harry Winston on her bony, unpolished finger."
"All people see when they look at me is blonde hair and big boobs."
"Bend... and snap!"
"The rules of hair care are simple and finite. Any Cosmo girl would have known."
"Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't shoot their husbands. They just don't!"
"I'll show you how valuable Elle Woods can be!"
"[to Warner] I've been waiting for a long time for you to say that. But if I'm going to be a partner in a law firm by the time I'm 30, I need a boyfriend who's not such a complete bonehead."
"[Speaking at the class graduation as valedictorian in Harvard.] On my very first day at Harvard, a very wise professor quoted Aristotle, "The law is reason free from passion"; Well, no offence to Aristotle, but in my three years at Harvard, I have come to find passion is the key ingredient to the study and practice of law, and of life. It is with passion, courage of conviction, and strong sense of self that we take our next steps into the world. Remembering that first impressions are not always correct, you must always have faith in people, and most importantly you must always have faith in yourself. Congratulations, Class of 2004... [excited] We did it!"
"You know, being a blonde is actually a pretty powerful thing. You hold more cards than you think you do. And I, for one, would like to see you take that power and channel it toward the greater good, you know?"
"Do you think she just woke up one morning and said, 'I think I'll go to law school today'?"
"[Elle is in tears at the salon after she finds out Warner dumped her for her new rival, Vivian] So, what does this Vivian got that you don't got - three tits?"
"Could I have been anymore goddamn spastic?"
"[to her ex-husband] I'm takin' the dog, Dumbass!"
"Elle's father: Law school is for people who are boring, and ugly, and…serious. And you, Button, are none of those things."
"Aaron Mitchell: I was first in my class at Princeton, I have an I.Q. of a hundred and eighty-seven, and it's been suggested that Stephen Hawking stole his Brief History of Time…from my fourth grade paper."
"Professor Stromwell: If you're going to let one stupid prick ruin your life, you're not the girl I thought you were."
"Professor Stromwell: A legal education means you will learn to speak in a new language. You will be taught to achieve insight into the world around you. And to sharply question what you know."
"Maurice: Oh, my God, the bend and snap! Works every time."
"Reese Witherspoon - Elle Woods"
"Matthew Davis - Warner Huntington III"
"Luke Wilson - Emmett Richmond"
"Victor Garber - Professor Callahan"
"Selma Blair - Vivian Kensington"
"Jennifer Coolidge - Paulette Bonafonté"
"Ali Larter - Brooke Wyndham"
"This summer go blonde!"
"Boldly going where no blonde has gone."
"Blondes DO have more fun!"
"Don't judge a book by its hair color!"
"Believing In Yourself NEVER Goes Out Of Style!"
"Meet Elle Woods. She's a lawyer with a heart of gold...and a mane to match!"