Full Throttle

"[opening narration] Whenever I smell asphalt, I think of Maureen. That's the last sensation I had before I blacked out; that thick smell of asphalt. And the first thing I saw when I woke up was her face. She said she'd fix my bike. Free. No strings attached. I should've known then that things are never that simple. Yeah, when I think of Maureen, I think of two things: asphalt... and trouble."

"[reading a sign from dumpster] "Warning! Do not play in or around dumpster. Do not kick dumpster. Do not sleep in dumpster. Usage of this container for the disposal of human remains, may be in violation of local health ordinances.""

"[looking at the boxes] Empty boxes. They really should be flattend, so they can be recycled."

"[looking for his keys] Some joker took my keys. I don't like that."

"[looking at his bike] Good thing Ripburger didn't touch my bike. Good thing for him."

"[knocking on the door of the Kickstand] Open up!"

"[using different interface actions on a piano]"

"When I'm on the road, I'm indestructible. No one can stop me... but they try."

"[using different interface actions on Todd Newlan after knocking him down]"

"[trying to open Todd Newlan's trailer door]: Knock knock.. Open up Todd!"

"[looking at Todd's basement window from outside]: Either someone's doing some welding down there, or we're talking about some very sub-code wiring."

"[various comments on Todd Newlan's "art"]"

"[various comments at the Mink Ranch]"

"[various comments of the hovercraft]"

"There's the Vultures' hideout, on the other side of this field. I heard a lot about the Vultures. [throws a rock on the field, triggering an explosion when it hits the ground] And I guess it's all true."

"[trying to open the Mink Ranch door] Open up, you minks!"

"[the player fails a task and Ben dies] Ouch. Let me try that again."

"No momentos. I'll have scars enough to remind me of this trip."

"Corley Motors. I've been meaning to come here for years. This is really a religious pilgrimage for me. A religious pilgrimage with a lot of butt-kicking."

"[upon attempting to use/pick up a huge turning Corley Motors sign on the factory]: Isn't that a little big for a souvenir?"

"[Looking at Emmet] He doesn't look happy."

"She took my booster fuel. Why is she running from me? She must think the whole world's against her. I Think I know how that feels."

"[to himself towards Emmet] That does it! He's dead!"

"[to himself] That sign... That means I'm in Cavefish territory."

"There's some sorta card. And a tape. I sure hope that's Corley's will."

"Souvenirs, here!"

"We got yer hats!"

"We got your pennants!"

"We got it all right here!"

"Official Corley Motors merchandise!"

"Our bunnies come with batteries included!"

"Loveable loveable little bunnies!"

"Buy your kids bunnies so they'll shut up on the long ride home!"

"Hey! It's my old friend what's your name! Glad to see you up all rehabilitated. My knuckles were starting to itch."

"Don't give up now!"

"I see you come for a lesson in pain. Pay close attention, this will hurt."

"Back again? Good. OK, lesson's over! Time for the final exam!"

"Is that all the pain you can dish out."

"Now I'm mad!"

"I hates Polecats!"

"This time you're gonna stay down!"

"Freaky punk!"

"Oh, now I'm just embarrassed for them. Who do they think thery're fooling with those ludicrous disguises?"

"Alright boys, sick 'em."

"...was not only an inspirational leader, but also a great personal friend. His loss affects us all deeply. Malcolm and I spoke often of the future. We talked of the day when Corley Motors would move beyond its humble beginnings and into a new vehicular age. And, although his tragic death took him from us sooner than anyone expected. Malcolm Corley's dream remains. And I shall carry out that dream in his memory. Ladies and gentlemen, I am pleased to present to you the future of Corley Motors... the Corley MINIVAN!"

"[toward Ben while fighting] Aggressive little wart, ain't ya?"

"[toward Ben while fighting] Shouldn't hit a man wearing glasses!"

"[toward Ben] Back off man!"

"[toward Ben] Loser!"

"This cargo is worthless. We have been tricked my brothers. Back to the cave."

"Oh angry spirit of Ricky Myran, we honour your rage, but for now, the ramp must go back.what"

"Father Torque [eulogy for Malcolm Corley]: Life... was a game to him... And he played it... by his own rules. He was a mystery to most of us... and yet, an inspiration to us all. He gave us FREEDOM. He gave us POWER. He gave us WINGS. He gave us WHEELS. Thank you, Malcolm Corley... for giving us a DREAM that will never die..."

"News announcer: Once again, our top story tonight: Malcolm Corley, owner of Corley Motors, was found DEAD at a rest stop just outside the town of Melonweed! Apparently, the benevolent patriarch and CEO was VICIOUSLY BEATEN ABOUT THE HEAD AND NECK! SAVAGELY, AND WITHOUT MERCY! Police have arrested a notorious outlaw biker gang known as "The Polecats". With the exception of their leader, who is still at large. Roadblocks have been set up along Highway 9 in an effort to apprehend this DANGEROUS AND VIOLENT CRIMINAL!"

"Derby announcer: All right folks! Hang on to your chili dogs, 'cuz its time to start The Corley Motors Smash-A-Torium Amateur Driver Ultimate Destruction Maximum Carnage Marathon! Let's meet our crash-cage gladiators! That mysterious-looking hooded figure wouldn't give us his real name... He prefers to be known as "The Unknown Avenger" and that's just fine with us, isn't it folks. And next to him is another newcomer! Please give a big Smash-A-Torium salute to Princess of Pileup, Doreen Schmorley! ...and finally, we have a last minute addition to the lineup tonight. A deadly looking team known as the "The Boom Boom Brothers". Alright now, are you ready to see some WREAKLESS DRIVING? Are you raedy to see some UNNECCESSARILY VIOLENT DESTRUCTION?"

"Derby announcer: Now, that was quite an explosion, folks! I can't see any survivors yet!.. Wait! What's that? It's the Unknown Avenger! AND HE'S ON FIRE!!! [the crowd goes wild] Let's give him a hand, folks, that looks painful! We really should put him out right way, but what a show, huh?"

"Derby announcer: Well, folks, it looks like the party is getting a little out of hand. The stadium seems to be catching fire. Let's all remain calm and... huh... ah, you're right! The Derby is over! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!"

"Nestor: [chasing Ben] Ha, ha, ha! [to Bolus] Look at him run!"

"Roy Conrad - Ben (Full Throttle only)"

"Kath Soucie - Maureen Corley"

"Mark Hamill - Adrian Ripburger, Emmet, Todd Newlan"

"Hamilton Camp - Malcolm Corley, Father Torque"

"Maurice LaMarche - Nestor"

"Mal Friedman - Quohog"

"Tress MacNeille - Suzi"