25 quotes found
"Wrinkled, wrinkled little star, hope they never see the scars."
"You're dressed. Special occasion?"
"Ernest is dead? Everybody's dead!"
"Oh, for Christ's sake. At least lie quickly!"
"(after seeing herself transformed from drinking the potion) I'm a girl!"
"Ernest, my ass...I can see... my ass!"
"Ernest, I'm in the morgue."
"Ain't nobody can play dead like me, Ernest."
"Ernest! You pushed me down the stairs."
"And she even paid for the hardware. Don't you just love it?"
"(whilst peering through a gaping hole in Helen) You're a fraud, Helen. A walking lie and I can see right through you."
"She was a homewrecker, she was a man eater, and she was a bad actress."
"(while confronting Madeline Ashton) Listen, that was a long time ago, you didn't steal him, he went to you. It wasn't you, it was him. I just want you to know something that I have never ever blamed you, never."
"(while confronting Ernest Menville) No Ernest, she has wasted you, she married a brilliant surgeon and turned him into an undertaker. I want you to know something, I have never blamed you for leaving me. I always knew it was her. She is a woman, Ernest, a woman, from Newark, for God's sake. I will never forgive her for what she has done to you. Never."
"Divorce? In California? That is exactly what she wants you to do. You have no talent for poverty."
"En garde, BITCH!"
"(Last lines. Helen and Madeleine shatter into pieces after falling down stairs) Do you remember where you parked the car?"
"Make some room for my friend, for Christ's sake. But... keep your ass handy."
"This is life's ultimate cruelty. It offers us a taste of youth and vitality, and then it makes us witness our own decay."
"Some people will go to any lengths to stay young forever. But Madeline Ashton and her old friend Helen Sharp are about to go TOO far."
"In one small bottle... The fountain of youth. The secret of eternal life. The power of an ancient potion. Sometimes it works... sometimes it doesn't."
"Goldie Hawn — Helen Sharp"
"Meryl Streep — Madeline Ashton"
"Bruce Willis — Dr. Ernest Menville"
"Isabella Rossellini - Lisle Von Rhoman"