38 quotes found
"While you were still learning how to spell your name, I was being trained to conquer galaxies!"
"Crap-lousy ceiling! I thought I told you to get some man-animals in here and fix it."
"A man-animal getting leverage over a Psychlo? That'll be the day."
"[Taking Jonnie to a library] When we attacked your planet, all your soldiers and all their advanced technology could only put up a measly nine-minute fight before they were exterminated, which is why man is an endangered species. Everything you humans knew is here, and you can look at anything you want, because there is nothing that will help you."
"Stupid humans!"
"Never underestimate what a little leverage can do, rat-brain!"
"Attention. This is Terl, your chief of security. Exterminate all man-animals at will, and happy hunting!"
"You have been quite a challenge, rat-brain, and you're going to make a hell of a conversation piece when you're stuffed and hanging on the wall at the academy!"
"I am going to make you as happy as a baby Psychlo on a straight diet of kerbango."
"I'm going to fire all my wives and buy new ones! Maybe pretty ones this time."
"Look at the bright side! You may not be wallowing in luxury on Psychlo, but at least you finally got your gold. [laughs]"
"Battlefield Earth has the feel of a movie made by a precocious 8-year-old with access to too many leftover costumes from Clan of the Cave Bear and Star Trek: The Next Generation."
"The plot depends on the most ludicrous decisions and senseless actions ever made by a thinking race."
"...a picture that will be hailed without controversy as the worst of its kind ever made."
"...like taking a bus trip with someone who has needed a bath for a long time... something historic, a film that for decades to come will be the punch line of jokes about bad movies."
"...breathtakingly awful in concept and execution... trite, befogged and dorky... glowering, humorless, clumsily rendered."
"...an authentic howler of the Big Dumb and Loud school..."
"...the greatest White Zombie-GWAR music video ever ... If filmmaking has ever been less thrilling and more disengaging, I'd like to see it."
"...even by Hollywood's titanic standards, Battlefield Earth stands out as an example of blind hubris and folly ... how could such a movie happen?"
"Prepare for battle"
"Take back the planet"
"Prepare to go Psychlo"
"On May 12, we fight back."
"John Travolta - Terl"
"Barry Pepper - Jonnie Goodboy Tyler"
"Forest Whitaker as Ker"
"Kim Coates - Carlo"
"Sabine Karesenti - Chrissy"
"Richard Tyson - Robert the Fox"
"Kelly Preston - Chirk"
"Michael MacRae - District Manager Zete"
"Shaun Austin-Olsen - Planetship Numph"
"Tim Post - the Assistant Planetship"
"Michael Byrne - Parson staffer"
"Christian Tessier as Mickey"
"Sylvain Landry as Sammy"
"Earl Paskto as the Bartender"
"Noël Burton - the Clinko Learning instructor"