"He’s a real live wire"

"Stanley Yelnats"

"Stanley's Grandpa"

"Stanley's Mother"

"He came... He saw... He tormented..."

"I can be your best friend or your enemy. You seem to prefer the latter."

"I'll juice ya up!"

"Hey, Stanley. I'm on a pay phone, so if you're there, pick it up. Pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick u…"

"Dry land is not a myth. I've seen it. Kevin Costner. Waterworld. I don't know what the big fuss is about. I saw that …"

"The blue knight rules! The red knight sucks the big one! Down, down, down. Right knight goin' down. Down, down, down.…"