"A tale without love is like beef without mustard: insipid."

"Who lives longer? the man who takes heroin for two years and dies, or a man who lives on roast beef, water and potato…"

"I am a great eater of beef, and I believe that does harm to my wit."

"Where's the beef?"

"About this time, I heard of a well known Hindu having been converted to Christianity. It was the talk of the town tha…"

"Meanwhile, another Tabligh movement had arisen in Haryana under the leadership of Shah Muhammad Ramzan (1769-1825). “…"

"When Araki accomplished the mission of converting people and training and guiding them in the new faith, he addressed…"

"Many years ago I found out something about hamburgers that really grossed me out. You may not know this, so I hope I …"

"Ham is generally not half-soaked; as salt as brine, and hard as flint; and it would puzzle the stomach of an ostrich …"

"‘And you need not turn up your nose at the provender, Master Gimli,’ said Merry. ‘This is not orc-stuff, but man-food…"