"There once was a house, a bright happy home. Something bad happened, now it sits all alone. Its pillars are its bones, its walls are its skin, its windows are its eyes. Won't you come in?"

"Welcome to Hill House. This is its body, this is its skin, this is its eyes. Won't you come in?"

"It will haunt you."

"Ghosts with the most."

"Sleep tight."

"Some houses are born bad."

"[looking at the crashed car, Theo and Marrow] City people."

"Okay, so why are we here? Probably to answer the most basic question: "What is wrong with you people?""

"[looking at the "Door Of Hell"] You don't get this from the Martha Stewart catalog."

"You feel cut off from the world, but the world has missed you. Happy tossing and turning."

"We don't have time for baby talk."

"What's the deal with the Addams Family mansion?"

"Every 23rd Spring, for 23 days, it gets to eat. Welcome to day 23."

"He can taste your fear."

"Like a bat out of hell."

"By the time you hear him, by the time you see him it's too late."

"The Creeper is back for more."

"Are you hungry for more?"

"This summer feed your fear."

"Al Santos as Dante Belasco"

"Tom Tarantini as Coach Dwayne Barnes"

"Thom Gossom Jr. as Coach Charlie Hanna"

"Diane Delano as Bus Driver Betty"

"Marieh Delfino as Rhonda Truitt"

"Brown Billy Aaron Brown as Andy 'Bucky' Buck"

"Lena Cardwell as Chelsea Farmer"

"Travis Schiffner as Izzy Bohen"

"Nicki Aycox as Minxie Hayes"

"Eric Nenninger as Scott Braddock"

"Garikayi Mutambirwa as Deaundre 'Double D' Davis"

"Jonathan Breck as The Creeper"

"Ray Wise as Taggart"

"[Riding back of pick-up truck with The Creeper Demon flying in pursuit] I'm a sitting duck back here, Izzy, step on it!"

"He looked at you too! And he smiled! You wanna keep this bus?! Then you sit in it! Right under that big hole! And we'll see how long you last!"

"It doesn't matter. You can't kill it."

"Alright off the roof, assholes and elbows."

"Well. Everything in this bus has saved my sweet ass at least once."

"Kimble, get your ass back on the bus."

"Throw that damn thing away, or your gonna get a tetanus shot."

"Four have the power. One will stop at nothing to possess it."

"Only the power of hell can help them."

"Kate: [about spiders] They're all over the place here."

"Kyra: [to Sarah] So, tell me. How does one go about getting into Spencer from a public?"

"[jumping off the cliff] Come on, Caleb. It's not like it's going to kill us. Yet."

"[making a bet on the bar-maid] Boys, that girl hasn't worn panties since she was twelve."

"[about their powers] It's not right using it on each other, Caleb"

"[to Reid, about their powers] What will it take for you to get it? It's addictive, you moron!"

"[to Pogue] Come to save little Ms. Muffet, have we? Well, you're too late. A spider came and sat down beside her and frightened Ms. Muffet away!"

"I'm going to make you my weeyotch!"