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"Graeme Garden: "Bring Me Someone Who Knows Alfredo Garcia.""
"Humphrey Lyttelton: "Did you hear about old Van der Valk?...""
"Barry Cryer: "Top of the Popes.""
"Humphrey Lyttelton: "While sailing with Captain James Cook...""
"Andy Hamilton: "C.S.I. Troy.""
"Barry Cryer: "Who Dost Thou Think Thou Art?""
"Tony Hawks: "Are You Being Severed?""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Genghis Khan Cook, Won't Cook.""
"Tony Hawks: "Victorian Derbyshire.""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Georgian Mildred.""
"Humphrey Lyttelton: "While out with a couple of Blues...""
"Humphrey Lyttelton: "A porter from Gonville & Caius...""
"Humphrey Lyttelton: "We went to a show with Ken Dodd...""
"Humphrey Lyttelton: "While out on the Cam in a punt...""
"Humphrey Lyttelton: "Out drinking with Bruce Grobelaar...""
"Humphrey Lyttelton: "If you're studying Natural Science...""
"Humphrey Lyttelton: "You won't guess what I keep in my wellies...""
"Humphrey Lyttelton: "Whenever I wear winklepickers...""
"Humphrey Lyttelton: "I once found my pet puss in Boots...""
"Humphrey Lyttelton: "The medicinal power of brandy...""
"Humphrey Lyttelton: "I once had a blind date with Cilla...""
"Humphrey Lyttelton: "I once had a fully trained moth...""
"Humphrey Lyttelton: "When it snows you will find Sister Sledge...""
"Humphrey Lyttelton: "In a restaurant with veteran Pete Murray...""
"Humphrey Lyttelton: "At an orgy with Sir Jimmy Savile...""
"Barry Cryer: "The Only Way is Wessex.""
"Humphrey Lyttelton: "I've met this unusual monk...""
"Humphrey Lyttelton: "In the pub with this old Wife of Bath...""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Gulliver's Packing.""
"Humphrey Lyttelton: "I once had a trial with Bill Shankly...""
"Humphrey Lyttelton: "While reading the Exchange and Mart...""
"Humphrey Lyttelton: "As I reached for my copy of Chaucer...""
"Jack Dee: "Despite the warnings, naughty Sue would feed the monkeys in the zoo...""
"Humphrey Lyttelton: "As they banged in the bed of hard nails...""
"Graeme Garden: "Treasury! When you lose control and you've got no soul, it's Treasury!""
"Barry Cryer: "Super-Telly-Fake-Statistic-Expenses-Sod-The-Voters""
"Rob Brydon: "On The Street Where You Claim To Live""
"Barry Cryer: "You put your Nick Clegg in, your Nick Clegg out...""
"Graeme Garden: "I want to BNP, but I can't BNP until you BNP too.""
"Graeme Garden: "I Just Don't Know What To Do With My Wealth""
"Graeme Garden: "My Funny Heseltine""
"Rob Brydon: "Mandy""
"Barry Cryer: "There's A Hole In My Blunkett""
"Jeremy Hardy: "Staying Alive""
"Barry Cryer: "You say UKIP, I say bollocks.""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "A, You're Adorable...Eh??""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Baby, Will You Light The Fire""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Throughly Modern Milliband""
"Jeremy Hardy: "You've Lost That Loving Feeling by The Arthrighteous Brothers""
"Tim Brooke-Taylor: "Twist & Gout""