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April 10, 2026
Latest Quote Added
"Craig Charles - Dave Lister (Series I - Present)"
"Kristine Kochanski, a version of Lister's former girlfriend from a parallel universe; played by Chloë Annett"
"Holly, the supercomputer onboard Red Dwarf; played by Norman Lovett from Series I-II and VII onward and Hattie Hayridge from Series III-V"
"Kryten, a mechanoid originally from the Nova 5 whom Lister rebuilt; played by David Ross in the Series II episode, Kryten, and by Robert Llewellyn beginning from the Series III episode Backwards onward"
"The Cat, the last known member of a race of humanoids evolved from Lister's cat; played by Danny John-Jules"
"Arnold Rimmer, a hologram of Lister's former superior; played by Chris Barrie"
"Greg Thomey (1993–2005)"
"Geri Hall (2008–?)"
"Rick Mercer (1993–2001)"
"Colin Mochrie (2001–2003)"
"Mary Walsh (1993–2004)"
"Susan Kent (?- present)"
"Gavin Crawford (2004–?)"
"Mark Critch (2005–present)"
"Shaun Majumder (2003–present)"
"Cathy Jones (1993–present)"
"Get rid of your oil cards, they're useless now." Introducing, Settlers of Catanada: Sunny Ways Edition!"
"Today I am excited to announce that I am going to make Alberta the fifty first state, I really am."
"New Brunswick Premier Brian Gallant joined the 22 Minutes cast in Halifax but don't worry - he watered the trees before he left New Brunswick"
"22 Minutes looks back to the War of 1812, and the brief moment when Canada crushed America."
"Go [BLEEP] yourselves! [to the people who had won the lottery in the past weekend]"
"Maurice LaMarche: Horrible Gelatinous Blob, Calculon, Kif Kroker, Morbo, Lrrr, Hyper-Chicken, Donbot, Clamps, Hedonismbot, Scoop Chang (seasons 5-7), various"
"Tress MacNeille: Hattie McDoogal, Mom, Linda, Ndnd, Tinny Tim, Petunia, Turanga Munda, various"
"George Takei: Himself"
"Leonard Nimoy: Himself"
"Phil Hendrie: Waterfall in various"
"Al Gore: Himself"
"Coolio: Kwanzaa-bot"
"Dan Castellaneta: Robot Devil, various"
"Frank Welker: Nibbler, various animals and aliens"
"Kath Soucie: Cubert Farnsworth, Albert, various"
"Bumper Robinson: Dwight Conrad"
"Katey Sagal: Turanga Leela, various"
"John DiMaggio: Bender, Officer URL (seasons 1-7), Sal, Randy Munchnik, Igner, Elzar, Flexo, Barbados Slim (seasons 4-7), Joey Mousepad, various"
"Kevin Michael Richardson: Officer URL, Barbados Slim, various (seasons 8-present)"
"Dawnn Lewis: LaBarbara Conrad, various"
"Tom Kenny: Yancy Fry Jr., Abner Doubledeal, various"
"Nicole St. John: Sally, various"
"Feodor Chin: Leo Wong, Scoop Chang (seasons 8-present)"
"David Herman: Larry, Dr. Wernstrom, Mayor Poopenmeyer, Scruffy, Turanga Morris, various"
"Phil LaMarr: Hermes Conrad, Preacherbot, Ethan "Bubblegum" Tate, various"
"Billy West: Philip J. Fry, Smitty, Richard Nixon’s Head, Professor Farnsworth, Dr. Zoidberg, Zapp Brannigan, Leo Wong (seasons 1-7), Judge Whitey, various"
"Lauren Tom: Amy Wong, Inez Wong, various"