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April 10, 2026
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"Robert Hy Gorman - Walter Crandell"
"Eda Reiss Merin - Mrs. Sturak"
"Jayne Brook - Carolyn"
"Kimmy Robertson - Cathy"
"David Duchovny - Bruce"
"Concetta Tomei - Mrs. Crandell"
"Keith Coogan - Kenny Crandell"
"Josh Charles - Bryan"
"John Getz - Gus"
"Joanna Cassidy - Rose Lindsey"
"Christina Applegate - Sue Ellen Crandell"
"Kenny Crandell: Swell. Will you hurry up? Melissa and Zach are beating each other over the last Sno Ball. It's the last food we got."
"Rose Lindsey: Don't feel overwhelmed. Just do one thing at a time."
"Kenny Crandell: (after shooting the dishes) The dishes are DONE, man."
"[repeated line] I'm right on top of that Rose."
"No-one'll hire a teenager to do anything that isn't disgusting."
"[to Kenny] Since we are the two oldest kids, one of us needs to earn money. We will settle it this way. [takes a box of frozen pizza and prepares to toss it in the air] Mama Celeste face up, I go to work. Mama Celeste face down, you are selling carnations by the freeway off-ramp."
"Relax Mom, everything's going to be great when you're gone."
"Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold"
"Jane Krakowski - Cousin Vicki"
"Christie Brinkley - The Girl in the Red Ferrari"
"John Candy - Russ Lasky, Guard at Walley World"
"Frank McRae - Grover"
"Eugene Levy - Car Salesman"
"James Keach - Motorcycle Cop"
"Miriam Flynn - Cousin Catherine"
"Brian Doyle-Murray - Kamp Komfort Clerk"
"Eddie Bracken - Roy Walley"
"Dana Barron - Audrey Griswold"
"Every summer, Chevy Chase takes his family on a little trip. This year, he went too far."
"Anthony Michael Hall - Russell "Rusty" Griswold"
"Randy Quaid - Cousin Eddie"
"Imogene Coca - Aunt Edna"
"Beverly D'Angelo - Ellen Griswold"
"My face and your ass... I mean, your ass and my face."
"Blake Clark - Farmer Fran"
"Brian Thompson - Buffalo Bob"
"Fred Ward - Mr. Nunamaker"
"Caroline Aaron - Mrs. Nunamaker"
"Megan Harvey - Joe's little sister"
"Joe Don Baker - Don, Brandy's father"
"Rosanna Arquette - Charlene"
"Kid Rock - Robby"
"Jaime Pressly - Jill"
"Christopher Walken - Anthony Benedetti/Clem Doore/Gert B. Frobe"
"Adam Beach - Kickin' Wing"
"Dennis Miller - Zander Kelly"
"Brittany Daniel - Brandy"
"David Spade - Joseph "Joe" Dirt (né Nunamaker)"
"Clem: [talking to fire extinguisher] You're talkin' to me all wrong... It's the wrong tone. You do it again and I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron. Hey, tell me, does your mother sew? BOOM. Get her to sew that!"