"Have you ever heard of invoking the spirit? It's when you call him... Manon. It's like... it's like you take him into you. It's like he fills you. He takes everything that's gone wrong into your life and makes it all better again."

"It's "Carrie" meets "Clueless"!"

"Relax, it's only magic. Now who's pathetic?"

"Hold your breath till I call."

"[After kicking Nancy into a mirror] I bind you, Nancy, from doing harm."

"[After causing a tree branch to nearly fall on Bonnie and Rochelle] Be careful. You don't wanna end up like Nancy."

"You know, in the old days, if a witch betrayed her coven, they would kill her."

"You know, if I was pathetic as you are, I would have killed myself ages ago. You should get on with it."

"If God and the Devil were playing football, Manon would be the stadium that they played in, he would be the sun that shined down on them."

"John Lurie - Sparky"

"Gregg Dandridge - Bob Ray Lemon"

"Sheryl Lee - The Good Witch"

"Jack Nance - OO Spool"

"Harry Dean Stanton - Johnnie Farragut"

"Grace Zabriskie - Juana Durango"

"Sherilyn Fenn - Girl in Accident"

"Isabella Rossellini - Perdita Durango"

"Diane Ladd - Marietta Fortune"

"Calvin Lockhart - Reggie"

"Marvin Kaplan - Uncle Pooch"

"Nicolas Cage - Sailor Ripley"

"Laura Dern - Lula Fortune"

"Willem Dafoe - Bobby Peru"

"OO Spool: My dog barks some. Mentally you picture my dog, but I have not told you the type of dog which I have. Perhaps you even picture Toto, from The Wizard of Oz. But I can tell you, my dog is always with me. WOOF!"

"Y'all take a listen, you'll hear the deep sound comin' down from Bobby Peru."

"Marietta Fortune: Buffalo hunting? I've gone buffalo hunting? What the fuck does that mean? Buffalo hunting!"

"J.E. Freeman - Marcelles Santos"

"Cousin Dell: I'm making my lunch!"

"It's Night of the Living fucking Dead!"

"[to Lula] You know, I sure do like a girl with nice tits like yours who talks tough and looks like she can fuck like a bunny. Do you fuck like that? Cause if you do, I'll fuck you good. Like a big old jackrabbit bunny, jump all around that hole. Bobby Peru don't come up for air."

"Say it! I'll tear your fucking heart out, girl!"

"[to Sailor] Uh oh. Baby, you'd better get me back to that hotel. You've got me hotter than Georgia asphalt."

"Speaking of Jack, One eyed Jack's yearning to go a peeping in a seafood store!"

"This whole world's wild at heart and weird on top."

"Crispin Glover - Cousin Dell"

"She turns over, peels off them orange pants, spreads her legs real wide and says to me..."Take a bite of Peach.""

"Stab it and steer."