"I've fought this battle from her side. Pat Powers, he wanted the mouse and I didn't have a bean back then. He was this big terrifying New York producer and I was just a kid from Missouri with a sketch of Mickey, but it would've killed me to give him up. Honest to God, killed me. That mouse, he's family."

"[throws a plush Mickey Mouse off her bed] You can stay over there until you learn the art of subtlety."

"[sees a Winnie the Pooh doll in her room] Poor A. A. Milne."

"George Banks and all he stands for will be saved. Maybe not in life, but in imagination. Because that's what we storytellers do. We restore order with imagination. We instill hope again and again and again."

"No, those aren't songs, they're recitations. She's not a giddy woman. She doesn't jig about. I mean, singing is frivolous. It is whole unnecessary in a governess, an educatress. No, it would s-simply ruin it. I won't have her turned into one of your silly cartoons."

"Rachel Griffiths - Ellie"

"My point is that, unlike yourself, Mary Poppins is the very enemy of whimsy and sentiment. She's truthful. She doesn't sugarcoat the darkness in the world that these children will eventually, inevitably come to know. She prepares them for it. She deals in honesty. One must clean one's room; it will magically do it by itself! This entire script is flim-flam! Where is its heart? Where is its reality? Where... is the gravitas? [throws the script out the window] No weight, Mr. Disney."

"Ronan Vibert - Diarmuid Russell"

"Kristopher Kyer - Dick Van Dyke"

"John Le Mesurier — Perkins"

"John Sharp — Sir Nules Thudd"

"Clément Harari — Dr. Wretch"

"Stratford Johns — Ismail"

"David Tomlinson — Sir Roger Avery"

"Sid Caesar — Joe Capone"

"Simon Williams — Robert Townsend"

"Steve Franken — Pete Williams"

"I shall invent an entirely new torture, against which there is no possible defense."

"I had no idea that mere domestic power could be so stimulating."

"He's evil. He's diabolical. He's invincible. He's engaged."

"BEWARE! See this movie - An hour later you'll want to see it again!"

"Peter Sellers — Fu Manchu / Nayland Smith"

"Helen Mirren — Alice Rage"

"Tsai Chin — Lin Tang"