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April 10, 2026
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"[watching Kit and Rob through binoculars] Respectable young Quaker couple returning from a quiet afternoon of nonviolent sex."
"Hey guy, your fly is open and your Hostess Twinkie is hanging out."
"Muffy hasn't been in an institution for three years, she's been at Vassar!"
"Guess who's going to be the life of the party!"
"April Fool’s Day was conceived as a parody of the genre from the very beginning, hence, April Fool’s Day instead of some other holiday. I only tried to make what I thought would be a scary movie; it just didn't happen to involve any gore or any onscreen violence. I have always believed that the anticipation of violence, the threat of violence, is usually much more frightening than the act of violence itself. You can rarely beat the audience’s imagination."
"Jay Baker — Harvey Edison, Jr."
"Deborah Foreman — Muffy/Buffy St. John"
"Deborah Goodrich — Nikki Brashares"
"Ken Olandt — Rob Ferris"
"Griffin O'Neal — Skip St. John"
"Leah Pinsent — Nan Youngblood"
"Clayton Rohner — Chaz Vyshinski"
"Amy Steel — Kit Graham"
"Thomas F. Wilson — Arch Cummings"