"So, um, pretty confused right now, because, uh, initially I thought your dad should definitely see a therapist for his delusions, but then that dragon vomited a magical water map, and now I have no idea what's real."

"Your dad trained you to be an assassin when you were seven. He sent you on a hit at fourteen. You realise how messed up that is, right?"

"I wasn't allowed to train with the boys. But I watched everything they did and taught myself to do it better."

"[about following Shang onto the scaffolding] Oh, HELL no! Screw you, I'm not doing this!"

"[about her tactic of singing "Hotel California" at her enemies] It's the art of confusion. Works great on stupid people."

"Look at that girl. She’s writing a research paper on a bus. That is exactly the daughter my mom wishes came out of her vagina."

"This is bullshit! I have been by your side for half your life. I get there are things you never wanted to talk about, and I never wanted to push. But a guy with a freaking MACHETE for an arm just chopped our bus in half, Shaun! Who the hell are you?"

"Wong: That hurt, Emil! Want me to show you how it feels? [before knocking out Emil "Abomination" Blonsky in the underground fights in Macau]"

"[fighting Wenwu] She was gone, and we needed you. But you chose those damn Rings over us! You trained your son to be a killer! Is this what you wanted?! Even if you could bring her back, what makes you think she'd want anything to do with you?"

"A terrorist in America needed a boogeyman to bring your country to its knees. So, he appropriated Ten Rings, my Ten Rings, but because he didn't know my actual name, he invented a new one. Do you know what name he chose? The Mandarin. He gave his figurehead the name of a chicken dish. And it worked! America was terrified… of an orange!"

"Ying Nan: You are a product of all who came before you, the legacy of your family. You are your mother. And whether you like it or not, you are also your father."

"Ying Li: [to her son] Lead with your breath. Look into your heart, the light and the dark. To know yourself, you must face them both."

"Simu Liu as Xu Shang-Chi/Shaun"

"You’re being facetious, but if this whole beach was completely covered in dicks and somebody said I had to eat every dick until the beach was clean for liberty, I would say "no problemo!" [Ratcatcher 2: Why would someone put penises all over the beach?] Who knows why madmen do what they do?"

"Starfish is a slang term for a butthole. Think there's any connection? [Amanda Waller: No.]"

"I cherish peace with all my heart. I don't care how many men, women and children I need to kill to get it."

"I'm sorry. Recently, I made a promise to myself that the next time I got a boyfriend, I'd be on the lookout for red flags. And if I saw any, I would do the healthy thing, and murder them. Killing kids? Kind of a red flag."

"We find out you have personalized license plates, you die."

"(regarding his helmet) It's not a toilet seat, it's a beacon of freedom!"

"I love the rain, it's like angels are splooging all over us!"

"It's your Mom!"

"Hey, guys, sorry I'm late. Had to get a number two. [Rick Flag: Good to know.]"

"We find out any information you've given us is false, you die."

"[preparing to kill Ratcatcher 2] Sorry, kid."

"Oh, my God! Is it a werewolf?"

"Here's the deal, we fail the mission, you die."

"I'm not joining your Suicide Squad. [Amanda Waller: We'll see.]"