"[on Dinohattan] Look at this place. Pathetic! It gets worse everyday. The humans on the other side have a world full of resources. Ready for the taking. Imagine, an endless supply of food, clean air, water. And what are we stuck with? This... pithole of germs everywhere, fungus! 65 million years, we've been exiled here after the meteorite struck! While mammals roam free in the other dimension! Well, not for long!"

"Can two plumbers save the world from going down the drain?"

"This ain't no game!"

"[after turning Scapelli into a chimpanzee] Monkey!"

"I'll kill that plumber!!!"

"I need the rock, and the Princess Daisy. And I'll finally be able to merge our world with theirs and get rid of the mammals!"

"He's in town with a few days to kill."

"Bill Paxton - Jerry Lambert"

"Ruben Blades - Danny Archuleta"

"María Conchita Alonso - Leona Cantrell"

"Gary Busey - Peter Keyes"

"Danny Glover - Lieutenant Mike Harrigan"

"Kevin Peter Hall - The Predator"

"Silent. Invisible. Invincible. The Ultimate Hunter. This Time... Los Angeles, 1997."

"This time he's coming to a different kind of jungle."

"The Ultimate Hunter."

"Hunting season opens again..."

"Silent. Invisible. Invincible. He's in town with a few days to kill."

"Lions! Tigers! Bears! Oh my!"

"Pull over, park, and pray."

"Broad concept's the same. The difference is, this is a different individual. A different individual of the same species. As is a snake is a snake, but different snakes are different. Their colorings are different, different parts of their characteristics, their facial structures, subtle differences."

"This is Tony Pope, live from L.A., the city of fear, where the psycho vigilante killer continues his daily diet for murder. Bodies strung out! Bodies with the skins ripped off! The hearts torn from the cadavers! And just recently, King Willie, the drug lord, the vicious drug lord, found in an alley just around the corner with his head cut off, and his spinal column torn from the body - a fitting demise to the Prince of Powder."

"Tony Pope, live with Hardcore, on the scene and in your face! it's like Dante's Hell down here - smoke, fire, oppressive heat - as Columbian and Jamaican drug fiends once again transform the streets of L.A. into a slaughterhouse! Who the hell's in charge down here?! The cops? Uh-uh! They're outmanned, outgunned, and incompetent! Mr. Mayor, on vacation at your home in Lake Tahoe: get off your butt, get down here, and declare martial law!"

"[after killing the Predator, he finds himself surrounded by others] Okay... who's next?"

"Shit... why can't this guy stay on the ground?"

"Okay, pussyface, it’s your move!"

"[after riding in a limo with Big Willie's thugs, who smoke heavily] You know, you guys really gotta cut down..."

"This is what I call the speech, kid. It's the only one I got and I only give it once, so pay attention. 'Til now, it's all been fun and games. "Cops and robbers," Dunkin Donuts. But you're in the shit now. Metro Command is a war zone."