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April 10, 2026
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"Franklin Pangborn - The Producer, Mr. Pangborn"
"Susan Miller - Ouliotta Delight Hemoglobin"
"Margaret Dumont - Mrs. Hemoglobin"
"Leon Errol - His Rival, Leon Errol"
"Gloria Jean - His Niece, Gloria Jean"
"W.C. Fields - The Great Man, W.C. Fields/Uncle Bill"
"Gloria Jean: My Uncle Bill...But I still love him."
"Ouliotta Delight Hemoglobin: [after kissing Peter Carson] You must be a professional."
"Peter Carson: If that girl is as beautiful as you say, I'll scale the wall tomorrow."
"Marvelous. Wonderful. Amazing. The girl has been living on a mountaintop since she was three months old and for no reason at all, suddenly blossoms out with Jump and Jive. Do you actually think I'm a dope? Now don't you answer that."
"This script is an insult to a man's intelligence - even mine...It's impossible, inconceivable, incomprehensible, and besides that, it's no good. And as for the continuity, it's terrible."
"Lucky we didn't have an accident...We'd never have made it."
"There's no sense arguing with a woman."
"I feel as though somebody stepped on my tongue with muddy feet."
"Charles Lang - Peter Carson, the Young Engineer"
"[to Gloria Jean] Don't you want to live in this beautiful nest, have a personal maid, wear a diaphanous gown, and eat regularly?"
"[after falling from a plane, and landing on a mattress] Why didn't I think of that parachute? What a bump!"
"[offering a cure for insomnia] Get plenty of sleep. That's what the doctor told me."
"[about a large Turkish passenger] Do you travel as one person or do you get a party rate of ten?"
"I don't know why I ever come in here - The flies get the best of everything."
"When you deal a fast shuffle... Love is in the cards."
"I need him like the axe needs the turkey."
"Melville Cooper - Gerald"
"Eric Blore - Sir Alfred McGlennan Keith"
"William Demarest - Muggsy"
"Eugene Pallette - Horace Pike"
"Charles Coburn - 'Colonel' Harrington"
"Henry Fonda - Charles Pike"
"Barbara Stanwyck - Jean Harrington/Lady Eve Sidwich"
"Barbara Stanwyck has Henry Fonda Bewitched and Bewildered"
"Eve Sure Knows Her Apples!"
"[singing] I went to lose a jolly, hour on the trolley, and lost my heart instead With his light brown derby and his bright green tie He was quite the handsomest of men I started to yen, then I counted to ten, then I counted to ten again."
"Chill Wills - Mr. Neely (the iceman)"
"Robert Sully - Warren Sheffield"
"Hugh Marlowe - Col. Darly"
"Joan Carroll - Agnes Smith"
"Henry H. Daniels Jr. - Alonzo 'Lon' Smith Jr."
"June Lockhart - Lucille Ballard"
"Harry Davenport - Grandpa"
"Marjorie Main - Katie (the maid)"
"Tom Drake - John Truett"
"Leon Ames - Mr. Alonzo Smith"
"Lucille Bremer - Rose Smith"
"Mary Astor - Mrs. Anna Smith"
"Margaret O'Brien - 'Tootie' Smith"
"Judy Garland - Esther Smith"
"The "Trolley Song" Picture!"
"M·G·M's glorious love story with music."
"A cast of favorites in the Charming ...Romantic ...Tuneful Love Story of the Early 1900s!"
"Katie: A lie's a lie, and dressed in white don't help it."