Monsters vs. Aliens

"What are they running away from?"

"[as the monsters' rather pathetic disguises actually fool Gallaxhar's clones] These disguises are da bomb!"

"[goes between Dr. Cockroach and a Gallaxhar clone] You wanna hurt my friends, you'll have to go through me! [the Gallaxhar clone punches him in the eye, knocking out both Dr. Cockroach and the clone in the process] Oh yeah."

"[confronting Derek, as if he were dating him rather than Susan] Derek, you are a selfish jerk, and guess what? I've met someone else! She's lime-green, she has 14 little chunks of pineapple inside her, and she is everything I deserve in life! I'm happy now, Derek! Without you! It's over! [Holds up the lime green jello he mentions and leaves triumphantly]"

"[to Susan, at the end of the movie] Wait, wait, wait, wa-wa-wait! You were dating Derek, too?! That two-timing jerk!"

"[To Susan, when she asks if her parents even know where she is] No, and they never will! This place is an X-File, wrapped in a cover-up and deep-fried in paranoid conspiracy! There will be zero contact with the outside world."

"Don't think of this as a prison. Think of it as a hotel that you can never leave, because it's locked from the outside!"

"I'm not gonna kid you, Mr. President. These are dark times. The odds are against us. We need a Hail Mary pass! We need raw power! We need... [close up on his mouth] monsters."

"[after a cabinet member protests against his plan] You got a better idea, Nerd? [gives him a wedgie]"

"[seeing Gallaxhar's robot] Oo-ee! Now that's a robot! Try not to damage it too much, monsters. I might take it back to the farm!"

"First stop, Modesto! Ginormica, I called your family to tell them you were coming home. I also called the Modesto PD, told 'em not to shoot at ya!"

"I'll come get if I can. If I don't, it means I'm dead...or late."

"[after parachuting to the ground, his copilot is still clinging to him out of fear] You can let go of me now, Lieutenant."

"[addressing the monsters] I've been your warden for close to fifty years, but that's no longer the case. For what it's worth- [salutes the monsters, a sign of respect]"

"I must approach it alone. This is all about "peaceful communication"."

"Commander! Do something violent!"

"So, that's how you wanna play it? Eat lead, alien robot! [fires three shots; the robot is heard munching on them] Evidently, they eat lead. Huh. [to a crowd] I am brave! I am a brave President!"

"Listen up! I'm not going to go down as the President who was in office when the world came to an end, so somebody think of something, and think of it fast! [sips coffee] That is a good cup of joe."

"[after Monger gives a cabinet member a wedgie] Okay! [hides behind his chair] Stay where you are. General, I propose we go forward with your "monsters vs. aliens" idea... thingy."

"Okay, someone set the terror level to Code Brown, because I need to change my pants!"

"How many times do I have to tell you this? UFOs don't exist, and we're never gonna see..."

"Holy Cheez-Its! What do we do?! No one ever told us what to do! THE ONLY REASON I TOOK THIS JOB IS BECAUSE YOU NEVER HAVE TO DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Supernova, this is Red Dwarf! We actually have one! Code Nimoy! I repeat! CODE NIMOY!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Hey, Jerry, you wanna check this one out. Uh, Palomar just picked up... Looks like some type of UFO and it's heading this way."

"Wow, its energy signature is massive."

"Jerry, stop it! Let me calculate its impact point. Looks like... Modesto, California."

"Oh, Carl. It's her wedding day!"

"[as Bob spits her out] I taste ham."

"Uh, honey, ever since you were a little baby, I knew that someday... you would save the world from an alien invasion from outer space."

"Wedding Guest: [after Susan grows to her massive height] Here comes the bride!"

"Derek Dietl: [rejecting Susan] Don't crush me for saying this, but I'm not looking to get married and spend the rest of my life in someone else's shadow. And you're casting a pretty big shadow."

"TV Reporter: Once again, a UFO has landed in America - the only country UFOs ever seem to land in!"

"Announcer: Channel 172."

"Alien problem? Monster solution."

"When aliens attack, monsters fight back"

"Ooze gonna save us?"

"When aliens attack, these guys got your back."

"Saving the day the monster way."

"Will Arnett — The Missing Link"

"Seth Rogen — B.O.B."

"Hugh Laurie — Dr. Cockroach, PhD"

"Frank Welker — Insectosaurus"

"Rainn Wilson — Gallaxhar"

"Amy Poehler — Gallaxhar's Computer"

"Reese Witherspoon — Susan Murphy/Ginormica"

"Kiefer Sutherland — General Warren R. Monger"

"Stephen Colbert — President Hathaway"

"Paul Rudd — Derek Dietl"

"Jeffrey Tambor — Carl Murphy"

"Julie White — Wendy Murphy"