Monsters vs. Aliens

"Extract the Quantonium with extreme prejudice. I want it all. Every last drop!"

"Nothing can stand in my way now!"

"[looking at Susan on a monitor] Oh, you think because you're all big and strong, and you can destroy my robot probe, that you're gonna send me running and hiding?! My days of running and hiding are over. Computer set a course to Earth! I will retrieve the Quantonium myself... even if I need to rip it out of her body, one cell at a time!"

"[Susan tries to escape his forcefield] Don't bother, that forcefield is impenetrable-- [Susan smashes her fist through, nearly hitting Gallaxhar] WHAT THE FLAGNOG?!"

"[telling his life-story; is constantly interrupted by his cloning machine pressing him down] Many zentons ago, when I was but a squidling, I found out that my parents were... No child should ever have to endure that! So I went on the road, with a giant... And soon thereafter was married! Things were going well, until she wanted to... And I was all "No way!", and she was all "Yes way!", and I was like... But I've told you too much already!"

"Let the birth of my new planet - now called... "Gallaxhar's... Planet" begin!!"

"Humans of Earth! I have come in peace. You need not fear me. I mean you no harm. However, it may be important to know that most of you will not survive the next 24 hours. And those of you who do survive will be enslaved and experimented on. You should in no way take any of this personally — it's just business! So, just to recap: I come in peace, I mean you no harm, and you all will die. Gallaxhar out."

"Attention, all aliens! Destroy all monsters!"

"Uh, Spaceballs! Divert the Quantonium to the bridge, and prepare my escape capsule!"

"Attention, robot probes! Crush the earthling!"

"Are you crazy?! You could have killed me!"

"Like I told you before, you should have defeated me when you had the Quantonium! Have fun exploding!!"

"[last lines before his death] Come on, come on!!!!"

"[as she grows, for the wedding guests flee in terror] Wait, wait, everybody! It’s okay! Have some champagne while we're figuring this out!"

"[seeing Gallaxhar's gigantic robot probe] I can't fight that thing! I can't even...I never... [gasping] I'm hyperventilating! Does anybody have a giant paper bag?!"

"Three weeks ago, if you had asked me to fight an alien robot, I would have said "No can do!" But I did it! Me! I'm still buzzing! Did you see how strong I was? There's probably not a jar in this world I can't open!"

"[to her mother, after B.O.B. hugs her and nearly suffocates her in his gelatinous body] Sorry, Mom. He's a hugger."

"Doctor, I'd prefer that you didn't do your mad scientist laugh while I'm hooked up to this machine."

"Fresno!! Fresno.... In what universe is Fresno better than Paris, Derek?!"

"I wouldn’t be so sure, and the name is Ginormica."

"This is Susan Murphy, saying, "Goodbye, Derek!""

"[to Susan] Whatever mad scientist made you... he really went all-out."

"They called me crazy! But I'll show them! I'll show them all! [does a classic "mad scientist" laugh]"

"I am not a quack, I am a mad scientist!!!! There's a difference."

"You can't crush a cockroach! [laughs maniacally]"

"We all think that the new Susan is the cat's "me-wow"! [chuckles for a brief moment; no reaction from anyone else] I'm sorry."

"Anyone care for an atomic gin fizz? It's got quite a... [the gin explodes] ...kick."

"[after the ruined party] At least the garbage was free."

"[to after they rescue her] My dear, no matter what your size you'll always be... [notices the Gallaxhar clones coming and pulls Susan down, shaking her] ...Nothing but a filthy carbon based lifeform!"

"[dancing off against Gallaxhar's computer] One thing you don't know about me, my dear! My Ph.D is in... dance!"

"By Hawking's chair!"

"Wow, look at you. I know what you're thinking: first day in prison, you want to take on the toughest guy in the yard? Well, I'd like to see you try."

"[lifting weights] Seven, eight... [notices Susan] Uh, 999, 1,000. Phew! I can not believe I did ten sets!"

"[walking outside for the first time in decades] It's a little hotter than I remember. Has the Earth gotten warmer? That'd be great to know, it would be a very convenient truth."

"Finally some action! I'm gonna turn this over-sized tin can into a... really dented over-sized tin can..."

"Re-lax. Old Link's got this all under control."

"[swims through the sewers, as he gets out he bangs his head on the lid] OW!! [he slowly removes the lid and climbs out] Yep, that hurt... [is suddenly hit by Dr. Cockroach's rocket-powered trolley car]"

"Does anybody have a 20 on Insectosaurus?"

"Papa's a little outta shape."

"[at Susan's party, Link turns on some music and tries to mingle] How's it going? Que pasa, Girlfriend? Way to cut up a rug, Insecto! [Insectosaurus is slowly bouncing around]"

"Who wants to go for a swim with the Link?"

"[emerges from a swimming pool, walking in a zombie-like manner and scaring people, screaming in pain] OOOOOOOOW!!!! CHLORINE!!!! CHLORINE!!! CHLORINE IN MY EYES!!!"

"Uh, who are we kidding? We could save every city on the planet, and they'd still treat us like they've always treated us... like monsters."

"[on brains and his lack of one] Turns out, you don't need one! Totally overrated!"

"[to Gallaxhar's robot probe; making signs to match his words, similar to Gromit from The Curse of the Were-Rabbit] Hello! Hi! Howya doin'? Welcome! We are here to destroy you!"

"What happened to the "there isn't a jar in the world I can't open" stuff? Wait! Did you find a jar that you couldn't open?! What was in it? Were there pickles in it? Where's the giant jar of pickles?"

"[to a plate of Jello] Hi, I'm Benzoate Ostylezene Bicarbonate, or you can call me B.O.B, which ever's easier. [the Jello wobbles slightly] Did I come on too strong? I'm sorry, I'm a little rusty, I've been in prison my whole life— Why did I mention prison? [slams his fist on the table, making the Jello shake] Uh, I didn't mean to scare you! I'm just gonna go... Oh, I feel so stupid!"

"[to Susan] I don't think your parents like me. And I think that Jello gave me a fake phone number."

"I may not have a brain, gentlemen, but I have an idea."

"The Omega Quadrant? Lame!"