The Colbert Report

"He's a journalist with gravitas, with dignity, with balls."

"It's French. Bitch."

"America's most described journalist."

"Steering the great ship of News through the channels of Truth."

"It's what Lincoln would have watched."

"Respected... Trustworthy... Smooth."

"There's only one word to describe it: Trustigious."

"If this were Venezuela, they'd nationalize him."

"No. Free. Rides!"

"You gave us Neil Young, we give you me."

"President Bush, have a hotdog with me."

"Multi-grain."

"Factose Intolerant."

"Colmes-free since 2009"

"Purple-Mounted"

"Lincolnish"

"Libertease"

"Applepious"

"Star-Spangled"

"From C to Silent T"

"Überballed"

"Heterosapien"

"Stephen Colbert - Stephen Colbert"

"Paul Dinello - Tad"

"Eric Drysdale - Bobby"

"David Cross - Russ Lieber"