"I’m outspoken, good looking, love to party and have fun."

"Hey, I'm Joe Exotic, otherwise known as the Tiger King, the gay, gun-carrying redneck with a mullet."

"People don’t come to see the tigers; they come to see me."

"Ladies and gentlemen, before you hear it on the news, I'm gonna tell you. About an hour ago we had an incident where …"

"Political condoms. Vote for me or you’ll need these because you’re screwed."

"I can assure you’re going to get closer to tigers and lions here than you would anywhere in the world. Matter of fact…"

"I’d shoot you before I’d shoot my cat."

"This is my own little town. I’m the mayor, the prosecutor, the cop, and the executioner."

"Me and Carole made money off each other. We became popular off of each other because I was her number one most wanted…"

"Are the animals happy? Who knows?"