"I believe in the separation of church and state... We all have our own religious beliefs. There are people out there …"

"We call our country home of the brave and land of the free, but it's not. We give a false portrayal of freedom. We're…"

"Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people who need strength in numbers. It tells people to go …"

"Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland. The…"

"If I could be reincarnated as a fabric, I would come back as a 38 double-D bra."

"I speak my mind. If it offends some people, well, there's not much I can do about that. But I'm going to be honest. I…"

"Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud."

"I believe patriotism comes from the heart. Patriotism is voluntary. It is a feeling of loyalty and allegiance that is…"

"I feel used. I feel violated and duped over the fact that that turned into nothing more than a political rally."

"Develop high expectations."