"(First lines) Hello Mike."

"(After Mike has enquired about the alarming size of the arachnids): It's their diet. These have been growing in the p…"

"I'm going to make a fortune!"

"Yeah, Habronattus orbus."

"Say hello to Consuela..."

"I had to bribe every customs agent from San Diego to Tuscon. (Leads Mike over to orb weavers.) You see, the female sp…"

"(About Consuela) So she can liquefy her prey, wrapped alive..."

"(As Mike leaves) When you come back next week they'll be twice as big as they are today!"

"(Last line, as he observes the empty tarantula cage) Where'd you go, little fella?"

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