"Okay. That’s it. First of all my name is not Ginormica, it’s Susan. And second of all, I do not have manhands! And third, I am not, not a monster! I’m a girl. Petite and sweet. Got it?"

"Susan? What happened? Susan!?"

"Seth Rogen as B.O.B."

"Okay then. Let’s see how you rollerboogie."

"Reese Witherspoon as Ginormica"

"Will Arnett as Link"

"Look, I’ve got to do this. Otherwise, I’ll just wind up staying here and settling. And for what?"

"James Horan as Dr. Cockroach PhD"

"Kiefer Sutherland as General W.R. Monger."

"David Kaye as The Missing Link."

"Jeffrey Tambor as Carl Murphy."

"Seth Rogen as B.O.B."

"James Horan as Dr. Cockroach."

"Bret Marnell as Zombie Carrot."

"Julie White as Wendy Murphy."

"[as she grows, for the wedding guests flee in terror] Wait, wait, everybody! It’s okay! Have some champagne while we're figuring this out!"

"[last lines before his death] Come on, come on!!!!"

"Let the birth of my new planet - now called... "Gallaxhar's... Planet" begin!!"

"Like I told you before, you should have defeated me when you had the Quantonium! Have fun exploding!!"

"I am not a quack, I am a mad scientist!!!! There's a difference."

"They called me crazy! But I'll show them! I'll show them all! [does a classic "mad scientist" laugh]"

"You can't crush a cockroach! [laughs maniacally]"

"We all think that the new Susan is the cat's "me-wow"! [chuckles for a brief moment; no reaction from anyone else] I'm sorry."

"Anyone care for an atomic gin fizz? It's got quite a... [the gin explodes] ...kick."

"[after the ruined party] At least the garbage was free."

"[to after they rescue her] My dear, no matter what your size you'll always be... [notices the Gallaxhar clones coming and pulls Susan down, shaking her] ...Nothing but a filthy carbon based lifeform!"

"[dancing off against Gallaxhar's computer] One thing you don't know about me, my dear! My Ph.D is in... dance!"

"Are you crazy?! You could have killed me!"

"[telling his life-story; is constantly interrupted by his cloning machine pressing him down] Many zentons ago, when I was but a squidling, I found out that my parents were... No child should ever have to endure that! So I went on the road, with a giant... And soon thereafter was married! Things were going well, until she wanted to... And I was all "No way!", and she was all "Yes way!", and I was like... But I've told you too much already!"

"Nothing can stand in my way now!"

"[to Susan] Whatever mad scientist made you... he really went all-out."

"This is Susan Murphy, saying, "Goodbye, Derek!""

"Attention, robot probes! Crush the earthling!"

"I wouldn’t be so sure, and the name is Ginormica."

"[at Susan's party, Link turns on some music and tries to mingle] How's it going? Que pasa, Girlfriend? Way to cut up a rug, Insecto! [Insectosaurus is slowly bouncing around]"

"Papa's a little outta shape."

"Fresno!! Fresno.... In what universe is Fresno better than Paris, Derek?!"

"Who wants to go for a swim with the Link?"

"[emerges from a swimming pool, walking in a zombie-like manner and scaring people, screaming in pain] OOOOOOOOW!!!! CHLORINE!!!! CHLORINE!!! CHLORINE IN MY EYES!!!"

"Uh, who are we kidding? We could save every city on the planet, and they'd still treat us like they've always treated us... like monsters."

"[on brains and his lack of one] Turns out, you don't need one! Totally overrated!"

"[to Gallaxhar's robot probe; making signs to match his words, similar to Gromit from The Curse of the Were-Rabbit] Hello! Hi! Howya doin'? Welcome! We are here to destroy you!"

"What happened to the "there isn't a jar in the world I can't open" stuff? Wait! Did you find a jar that you couldn't open?! What was in it? Were there pickles in it? Where's the giant jar of pickles?"

"[to a plate of Jello] Hi, I'm Benzoate Ostylezene Bicarbonate, or you can call me B.O.B, which ever's easier. [the Jello wobbles slightly] Did I come on too strong? I'm sorry, I'm a little rusty, I've been in prison my whole life— Why did I mention prison? [slams his fist on the table, making the Jello shake] Uh, I didn't mean to scare you! I'm just gonna go... Oh, I feel so stupid!"

"[to Susan] I don't think your parents like me. And I think that Jello gave me a fake phone number."

"I may not have a brain, gentlemen, but I have an idea."

"Uh, Spaceballs! Divert the Quantonium to the bridge, and prepare my escape capsule!"