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April 10, 2026
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"I'm a sporting gentleman, so take this weapon. It'll give you a fighting chance!"
"Pieces of eight!"
"Look what this cowardly dog's done t'Roger the Cabin Boy! 'E only 'ad two days left 'til 'is retirement!"
"Wuh-Ankha!"
"I am your father. Er, wait. Wrong speech."
"Perseverance is power. Remember that."
"There is… method in the wild corruption here. It bears a form both wretched and malevolent…"
"This may sound like a strange request at first, but…"
"Shall we settle on a safe word?"
"[If a hero with “deviant tastes” tries to enter the brothel] They haven't let me in ever since the … "incident.""
"I choose you, you, AND you. It's been a rough day."
"My two eyes close, that my third eye may open."
"I will touch the thoughts lightly, and let them go."
"Death, glory, pain, and pleasure. We are all one."
"My body is the source of my sin - it must be razed!"
"Is that device entirely necessary?"
"S-shackles? Really?"
"How many leeches does really this take?"
"It's just a rash. Why do you need the knife?"
"Wait, what's in that syringe?"
"That curative salve smells like a gong farmer."
"I place my trust in your gnarled, warty hands."
"Gods and men… gods are men… gobs of men… [laughs hysterically]"
"Powerful spirits will wash the taste of maggots out of my mouth."
"Sometimes it's nice to find a quiet spot, that my dark musings go undisturbed."
"Peace is acceptance. We are all but playthings of the Gods!"
"[Healing companion] Did I wash this needle? Well, too late now."
"I cleaned the wound with the last of the wine. ... SIGH."
"I never miss."
"Fear not the hangman, nor the reaper!"
"The tide rises. And the tide falls."
"If I’ve survived this long, so can you all."
"Truly, I am a wretched thing."
"I know this one thing: survival is a state of mind."
"The sun always rises. Evil cannot even stall it."
"My sword, my trusted ally, unphased by my aspect."
"Do not dwell on your end. Think instead of today."
"Wine, song, naked feet. Fresh dew in springtime."
"You have the heart of a panther. I can hear it purring..."
"Whatever tomorrow brings, six legs are better than two!"
"Have you ever seen a colour out of space?"
"If it bleeds, we can slay it."
"The space between worlds is no place for mortal men."
"[On the Man-at-Arms] The raw strength of youth may be spent, but his eyes hold the secrets of a hundred campaigns."
"[In The Color of Madness DLC] The poor Miller — thrice a victim. The seasons took his livelihood, I took his land, and now, uncountable years later, the comet has taken his humanity. My only regret is that I did not live to see that shoddy mill smashed to pieces by the miraculous bounty I reaped from beyond the void."
"[In The Crimson Court DLC] Madness can take many forms, but none so contemptible as man's belief in a mythology of his own making. A world view buttressed by dogmatic desperation invariably leads to single-minded fanaticism, and a need to do terrible things in the name of righteousness."
"Great adversity has a beauty - it is the fire that tempers."
"Ignorance of your enemy and of yourself will invariably lead to defeat."
"Where there is no peril in the task, there can be no glory in its accomplishment."
"You cannot learn a thing you think you know."