"Thank you for those three hours of sheer, and unadulterated hell! This may come as a nasty surprise to you but shock absorbers have been standardized equipment on motorized vehicles for thirty years!"

"Maggie Smith — Daphne Castle"

"Nicholas Clay — Patrick Redfern"

"Diana Rigg — Arlena Stuart Marshall"

"Denis Quilley — Kenneth Marshall"

"I myself timed the journey. But then I was not running like a young gazelle, for obvious reasons."

"Don't believe all that about her being too weedy. Women fight like tigers when losing their husbands. Not that I've had much experience at that sort of thing myself."

"Evil is Everywhere. Even in Paradise."

"I could just kill that cow!"

"While vacationing in the Greek Isles, famous detective Hercule Poirot spotted a beautiful woman on the beach. Realizing that she was dead, he did not ask her out to dinner."

"Jane Birkin — Christine Redfern"

"Have you ever met a Tyranian doctor, Monsieur Poirot? The limit of their skill is determining the fitness of an ox to pull a cart."

"Dear Monsieur Poirot, a word in your ear. The whole world knows that you are a man of enormous discretion and gallantry, a man not only privy to the secrets of kings and prime ministers, but also a man who would never willingly stand by and see a lady in trouble without rushing to her aid. I appeal to you now, as just such a frail woman, in need of help. In fact I throw myself on your mercy. Couldn't we make this a private investigation? You know how peculiar people can be about a spot of murder."

"Linda, do stop standing there like a coughdrop and say good morning to Monsieur Poirot!"

"James Mason — Odell Gardener"

"It is not me that is hiding, it is you who are lying!"

"Richard Vernon — Mr. Flewitt"

"Emily Hone — Linda Marshall"

"Monsieur Poirot, you have the French obsession — I'm sorry, Belgian obsession — with crime passionnel. But you're barking up the wrong tree."

"Madame, there is nothing like a good night's rest to clear the little grey cells. Kindly ask all our friends to foregather in the lounge after they have finished their petit dejeuner, when all will be revealed."

"If it's fun you're looking for, darling, go play with the jellyfish."

"She runs like a dromedary with dropsy."

"If that's Arlena, she must be being dressed by Woolworths these days."

"Have a good time, my dear Poirot..."

"Holidays can be murder."

"Peter Ustinov — Hercule Poirot"

"Colin Blakely — Sir Horace Blatt"

"Mesdames, Mademoiselle, Messieurs — the reason I asked you to meet me here this morning — please, Monsieur — is that I, Hercule Poirot, have discovered the identity of the murderer of Madame Marshall. This need surprise no one. Are you all comfortable? Even the murderer?"

"Arlena and I were in the chorus of a show together, not that I could ever compete. Even in those days, she could always throw her legs up in the air higher than any of us... and wider."

"A picture of innocence."

"You see, it is folly to try and trick Hercule Poirot... even in a dead language."

"Look, I was wrong about cherchez la femme. Sorry about that, but it's quite obviously cherchez le fruit. Rex, see, is the only one unaccounted for."

"If I can't see you faces shining in every knife, fork and spoon, I'll have your guts for garters! Understood?"

"Frank Gorshin – Mr. Green"

"Dan Schneider – Chuck"

"Marcy Walker – Franny"

"Tom Parsekian – Marty"

"Debra Kelly – Liza"

"Bronson Pinchot – Brad"

"w:Samm-Art Williams – Bill Martin"

"Michael Berz – Kenny"

"Scott G. Anderson - the Killer"

"Ethan Embry - the Mechanic"

"Kate Beckinsale - Amy Fox"

"Luke Wilson - David Fox"

"Frank Whaley - Mason"

"How can you escape...if they can see everything?"