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April 10, 2026
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"[repeated line] Love sucks."
"We won't even remember this tomorrow."
"[about her stepmother] It turns out cremation costs just as much as the non-torching method. If I don't come up with a cheaper solution, I'm gonna end up a bag lady. Of course, I'll have alligator bags."
"Andrew McCarthy - Kevin Dolenz"
"Andie MacDowell - Dale Biberman"
"Love, love, you know what love is? Love is an illusion created by lawyer types like yourself to perpetuate another illusion called marriage to create the reality of divorce and then the illusionary need for divorce lawyers."
"It is tomorrow."
"[to Leslie] Leslie, did I tell you? I'm sorry. I went to see my boss. I thought I was getting fired. Instead, the man took me to dinner."
"Emilio Estevez - Kirby "Kirbo" Keager"
"Never trust a woman who says she isn't angry."
"Judd Nelson - Alec Newbury"
"Mare Winningham - Wendy Beamish"
"Joyce Van Patten - Mrs. Beamish"
"[to Naomi] Well, for your information, I happen to be in love with someone, only they don't know it, okay?"
"Join the club. You know, no one was buying this together-woman-of-the-eighties stuff anyway."
"[voiceover] I can't remember who met who first or who fell in love with who first. All I can remember is the seven of us always together."
"You break my heart. Then again, you break everyone's heart."
"Come sit down and chillax."
"You can always count on your friends. Don't ever let the fire go out."
"The heat this summer is at Saint Elmo's Fire."
"Blowtorch, anyone?"
"I enjoy being afraid of Russia. It's a harmless fear, but it makes America feel better, Russia gets an inflated sense of national worth from our paranoia. How's that?"
"Jules, you know, honey... this isn't real. You know what it is? It's St. Elmo's Fire. Electric flashes of light that appear in dark skies out of nowhere. Sailors would guide entire journeys by it, but the joke was on them... there was no fire. There wasn't even a St. Elmo. They made it up. They made it up because they thought they needed it to keep them going when times got tough, just like you're making up all of this. We're all going through this. It's our time at the edge."
"Rob Lowe - Billy Hicks"
"Ally Sheedy - Leslie Hunter"
"Demi Moore - Julianna "Jules" Van Patten"
"[to Jules] So, you lost your job? I've lost twenty of them since graduation, plus a wife and kid, and, in a new development this morning, a handful of hair in the shower drain. [puts a blanket on her] That's better. You know, this smells to me like a little bit of self-created drama. I should know; I've been starring in a few of my own."
"Martin Balsam - Mr. Beamish"
"Do not hand that man a blowtorch."
"Jenny Wright - Felicia"
"[to Leslie] Yeah, once. Junior high, I played bongos in this band and I fell in love with the lead singer. She sang "We've Only Just Begun" as sweet as Karen Carpenter. So, one night, I got high on this cheap malt liquor, and I pledged my love to her. And the next day she ran off with a bass player named Ringo. So, I turned in my bongos for a battered Underwood typewriter."
"Hey! Hey, take your hands off my wife."
"No diet works. The only way to lose weight in the thighs is amputation."
"You wanna know what's great? Last night, I woke up in the middle of the night to make myself a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, and you know, it was my kitchen, it was my refrigerator, it was my apartment...and it was the BEST peanut butter and jelly sandwich that I have had in my entire life."
"I'm not afraid to commit. I have to have something for myself first before I can share it with you."
"I just wish everything could be like it used to be, all of us friends."
"I'm just so tired, Billy. Never thought I'd be so tired at 22."
"I don't know why you're both so worried... So, I bop him for a couple of years, get his job when he gets his hands caught in the vault, do a black mink ad, retire in utter disgrace, then write a best seller and be a fabulous host on my own talk show..."
"Who wants to suck back a few Bloody Marys at St. Elmo's, on me?"
"[to Jules] You know Jules, there is the brink of insanity and then there is the abyss, which obviously you have fallen into."
"They thought they'd be friends forever, but forever couldn't last."
"The passion burns deep."
"[about Dale] She is the only evidence of God I have seen with the exception of the mysterious force that removes one sock from the dryer every time I do my laundry."
"There are several quintessential moments in a man's life: losing his virginity, getting married, becoming a father, and having the right girl smile at you."
"You know, there are more people in law school right now than there are lawyers on the entire planet? Think about that."
"So you're born in the capital of the world and you can never escape. And that's how it is because that's how everyone wants it to be. It is all about want. No one needs anything here. It is about when you wake up in the morning and the snow is already coming down and it's bright between the buildings where the sun falls but already dark where the shadows are. And it's all about the want. What do you want? Because if you don't want something you've got nothing. You are adrift. You're washed away and then buried under the snow in shadow. And when in the spring the snow melts, no one will remember where you were frozen and buried. And you will no longer be anywhere."
"[On selling porn] I don't buy it. I don't endorse it. I just point the way."
"I can hook you up, though. You name the vice I name the price."
"I wasn't beaten. I wasn't molested. Mommy didn't abuse me. Daddy never raped me. I'm only what I am. And that's all there is to it! There's no mystery. Things I do, I do them because I like them! Because I want to!"
"You know the best part of killing someone? The look on their face. It's that look. Not when they're threatened. Not when you hurt them. Not even when they see the knife. It's when they feel the knife go in. That's it. It's surprise. They just can't believe it's really happening to them. She had that look, the girl, when she knew it wasn't just porno."