"[At a costume ball, to a police sergeant costumed as a zebra who drinks from the punch bowl] Any more behaviour like this and I'll have your stripes!"

"Claudia Cardinale - Princess Dala"

"Meri Welles - Monica Fawn, Hollywood starlet"

"Riccardo Billi - Aristotle Sarajos, Greek shipowner"

"Guy Thomajan - Artoff"

"Brenda De Banzie - Angela Dunning"

"You only live once... so see the Pink Panther twice!!!"

"The star-studded international cast of the year sparkling in the wackiest, most wonderful sport - on the glamorous Italian Riviera where the jet-set swings, sways and plays..."

"[having stepped on and broken the violin] Oh well, if you've seen one Stradivarius, you've seen them all."

"Peter Sellers - Inspector Jacques Clouseau"

"Fran Jeffries - ski lodge singer"

"David Niven - Sir Charles Lytton"

"Martin Miller - Pierre Luigi, photographer"

"Michael Trubshawe - Felix Townes, novelist"

"A Madcap Frolic Of Crime and Fun"

"James Lanphier - Saloud"

"I arrest you, Sir Charles Phantom, the notorious pink Lytton."

"Now he's off to Gstaad. Today... a paradise in the Swiss Alps; tomorrow... a wasteland! Compared to Clouseau, Attila the Hun was a Red Cross volunteer!"

"[to a taxi driver]: Follow that car! [driver gets out of the taxi and follows the car]"

"I see you are familiar with the falling-down-on-the-floor ploy."

"Valet, this is Inspector Clouseau. Please send up my... well, please send down my brown suit immediately. As quick as you can. Quicker, please!"

"[to Francois, after accidentally shooting himself in the face] Don't just stand there, idiot. Call a doctor, and then help me find my nose!!"

"[after inadvertently destroying much of the hotel he is in]: I must leave. Zis Hotel is deteriorating rapidly."

"You can rest assured that there's trouble, because Inspector Clouseau is on the case. (That's the trouble.)"

"Christopher Plummer - Sir Charles Lytton"

"I did not know the bank was being robbed because I was engaged in my sworn duty as a police officer."

"Catherine Schell - Lady Claudine Lytton"

"Burt Kwouk - Cato Fong"

"HE'S BACK...no risk is too daring...No caper is too exotic...No crime is too dangerous."

"Peter Sellers - Insp. Jacques Clouseau"

"You fool! You raving Oriental idiot! There is a time and a place for everything, Cato! ...and this is it!!"

"Herbert Lom - Chief Insp. Charles Dreyfus"

"I am a musician and the monkey is a businessman. He doesn't tell me what to play, and I don't tell him what to do with his money."

"Barry Sobel - Gas Station Attendant"

"Armin Shimerman - French Waiter"

"Joyce Van Patten - Nadia's Mother"

"Stanley Jordan - himself"

"Graham Stark - Jordan the Butler"

"Brian George - Maitre d'"

"Alice Hirson - Muriel Bedford"

"Mark Blum - Denny Gordon"

"Phil Hartman - Ted Davis"

"George Coe - Harry Gruen"

"John Larroquette - David Bedford"

"William Daniels - Judge Harold Bedford"

"Kim Basinger - Nadia Gates"