"[on Jafar who's laughing his head off hysterically] Oh, boy. He's cracked. He's goin' nuts! Jafar! [pounds on Jafar's turban] Jafar! GET A GRIP!!! [Jafar grabs him toughly around the throat which causes his head's blood circulation] Good grip."

"[going as a flamingo, turns around and finds a real flamingo smiling in his face] Ya got a problem... [hits the flamingo with his right stilt, and the flamingo falls into the water] Pinky?! Jerk. [laughs maniacally, removes his flamingo disguise, sneaks into the palace, and gets the lamp] Boy, Jafar's gonna be happy to see you! [mimics Jafar] Excellent work, Iago! [in his normal voice] Aw, go on! [as Jafar] No, really. I mean, dead seriously. On a scale of 1 to 10, you are an 11. [in his normal voice] Oh, Jafar, you're too kind. [flies away with the lamp] I'm embarrassed. I'm blushing."

"[to the Sultan while shoves many crackers into his mouth as his serious payback] Puppet ruler want a cracker?!"

"[after coming out of his lamp] Oy! [feels a pain in his neck] 10,000 years will give you such a crick in the neck!"

"[stomps his foot in front of them] Excuse me? Are you lookin' at me? Did you rub my lamp? Did you wake me up? Did you bring me here? And all of a sudden, you're walkin' out on me?! I don't think so! NOT right now! YOU'RE GETTIN' YOUR WISHES, SO SIT DOWN!!"

"[after transforming Aladdin into a prince] He's got the outfit. He's got the elephant. But we're not through yet! Hang on to your turban, kid! We're gonna make you a star!"

"[as a cheerleader begrudgingly waving a small white flag] Jafar, Jafar, he's our man, if he can't do it, [screaming bloody murder] GREAT!!!!"

"Allow me, ten thousand years in the Cave of Wonders ought to chill him out! [flicks the lamp to the desert]"

"[to the audience when he pushes up a "The End" scene to a blank white one] Made you look."

"[post credits scene; last lines] You have been a fabulous audience! Tell you what, you're the best audience in the whole world! Take care of yourselves! Good night, Alice! Good night, Agrabah! Adios, amigos!"

"[eyes the giant tiger head rising from the sand] At last, after all my years of searching, the Cave of Wonders."

"[after the cave closes; he chuckles and rips off the old man mask searching the disguise for the lamp] It's mine. It's all mine. I-- Where is it? No! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

"[after Aladdin has returned with Abu and Carpet] That was... YOU!! How many times do I have to kill you, boy?!"

"I think that it's time to say goodbye to Prince A-Boo-Boo."

"Oh, Prince Achmed. You're, you're not leaving so soon, are you?"

"Oh, Jasmine. Jasmine. Jasmine. Confound it, Rajah. So this is why Prince Achmed stormed out."

"[first words] I'll have your hands for a trophy, street rat."

"[last words] I would, Princess. Except my orders come from Jafar. You'll have to take it up with him."

"[repeated line] Who disturbs my slumber?"

"Know this. Only one may enter here, one whose worth lies far within. A diamond in the rough."

"Seek thee out...the diamond...the diamond in the rough. [echoes]"

"Proceed. Touch nothing but the lamp."

"INFIDELS! YOU HAVE TOUCHED THE FORBIDDEN TREASURE! NOW YOU WILL NEVER AGAIN SEE THE LIGHT OF DAAAAAY!!!!!!"

"[singing] Oh I come from a land from a faraway place / Where the caravan camels roam / Where it's flat and immense and the heat is intense (soundtrack version: Where they cut off your ear if they don't like your face) / It's barbaric, but hey...it's home! / When the wind's from the east / And the sun's from the west / And the sand in the glass is right / Come on down, stop on by / Hop a carpet and fly / To another Arabian night! / Arabian nights / Like Arabian days / More often than not / Are hotter than hot / In a lot of good ways / Arabian nights / 'Neath Arabian moons / A fool off his guard / Could fall-and-fall hard / Out there on the dunes. [first lines] Ah, salaam and good evening to you worthy friend. Please, please, come closer... [camera pushes in on his face squishing it] Ah uh, too close, a little too close. [Camera pulls out] There. Welcome to Agrabah. City of mystery, of enchantment, [pulls a bag off of the camel and unrolls it to reveal a merchant's stand] and the finest merchandise this side of the river Jordan, on sale today, come on down! [chuckles] Look at this! Yes! Combination hookah and coffee maker, also makes Julienne fries. Will not break, will not... [breaks apart] it broke. [toss it away] Ooh! Look at this! I have never seen one of these intact before. This is the famous Dead Sea Tupperware. Listen. [lifts cover slightly and blows a raspberry] Ah, still good. [the camera pans to the right] Wait, don't go! I can see that you're only interested in the exceptionally rare. I think then, you would be most rewarded to consider...this. [pulls out an oil lamp] Do not be fooled by its commonplace appearance. Like so many things, it is not what is outside, but what is inside that counts. This is no ordinary lamp! It once changed the course of a young man's life. A young man who liked this lamp was more than what he seemed: a diamond in the rough. Perhaps you would like to hear the tale? [pours sand from the lamp into his hand, and throws it into the air which form into stars which transition into the next scene] It begins on a dark night, where a dark man waits, with a dark purpose."

"Gazeem: [last words] Uh, it is I, Gazeem, a humble thief."

"Portly Agrabah Woman: I'd blame parents, except he hasn't got 'em."

"Guard: He's got a sword!"

"Imagine if you had three wishes, three hopes, three dreams, and they all could come true."

"It is not what is outside, but what is inside that counts."

"A diamond in the rough."

"Scott Weinger - Aladdin"

"Robin Williams - The Genie/The Peddler"

"Jonathan Freeman - Jafar"

"Linda Larkin - Princess Jasmine"

"Frank Welker - Abu/Rajah/Cave of Wonders"

"Gilbert Gottfried - Iago"

"Douglas Seale - Sultan"

"Jim Cummings - Razoul/Farouk"

"Corey Burton - Prince Achmed/Necklace Merchant/Fish Merchant/Camel/Sheep"